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[01:31] Pino
It's done!
[01:34] Pino
What a beautiful apple pie!
[01:36] Pino
I amaze myself sometimes.
[01:41] Pino
But just calling it "apple pie"
doesn't do its beauty justice.
[01:45] Pino
I'll give it a name more
befitting of my creation.
[01:56] Pino
A Rosy-Cheeked Lad
Cloaked in Robes of Gold...
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[02:00] Pino
Let's go with that!
[02:17] Pino
Delicious!
[02:19] Pino
Clearly the work of the angel who won the
grand prize in the Heaven Baking Contest!
[02:23] Pino
Even with ingredients from the
human realm, it turned out quite nice.
[02:27] Pino
I'm just that talented, I guess!
[02:30] Pino
It's best when made with apples from
the Tree of Life in Heaven, though...
[02:36] Pino
Oh, I know!
[02:37] Pino
I'll take some to Hanazono-san to
thank her for taking me to the beach.
SIGN Please enjoy this
SIGN I don't know if it suits your tastes...
[03:18] Pino
Huh?!
[03:26] Yurine
Listen, you...
[03:29] Jashin
F-F-F-Forgive me, Yurine! Forgive me!
[03:32] Yurine
How dare you interrupt my nap
by holding your earbuds near me
[03:37] Yurine
and blasting Holst's The Planets
into my ear at max volume?
[03:41] Jashin
But I like Holst's The Planets!
[03:43] Jashin
Please forgive me!
[03:44] Yurine
I'll have to kill you.
[03:47] Yurine
Oh, Miss Custodian.
[03:49] Pino
You seem to be in the
middle of something here.
[03:52] Pino
I baked a pie, so I thought
I'd bring you some...
[03:55] Yurine
Sorry you had to see this.
[03:57] Yurine
Please, come in.
[04:00] Pino
Okay... Thank you.
[04:04] Jashin
I'm saved...
[04:06] Pino
Please, help yourselves.
[04:09] Yurine
Apple pie?
[04:10] Pino
I don't call it apple pie.
[04:12] Pino
I call it "A Rosy-Cheeked Lad
Cloaked in Robes of Gold."
[04:15] Jashin
"Clothed in blue robes, descending
onto a golden field to..." what?
[04:20] Pino
A Rosy-Cheeked Lad Cloaked in Robes of Gold!
[04:24] Yurine
That was borderline, Jashin-chan.
[04:26] Yurine
You need to watch what you say.
[04:27] Jashin
A blonde in a cloak who thinks
Hogan's smile is number one?
[04:31] DevilA
Number one!
SIGN No. 1
[04:33] Pino
It's "A Rosy-Cheeked Lad
Cloaked in Robes of Gold"!
[04:39] Jashin
It's apple pie, isn't it?
[04:40] Pino
Y-Yes, it is, but...
[04:42] Jashin
You didn't poison it or anything, did you?
[04:44] Pino
Hey! That's just rude!
[04:47] Pino
I wouldn't do that. I'm not you, Jashin-san.
[04:50] Jashin
That's "Jashin-chan-san."
[04:52] Jashin
Call me Jashin-chan-san, not Jashin-san.
[04:55] Jashin
That's what everyone else calls me.
[04:57] Pino
Uh-huh...
[04:58] Yurine
Jashin-chan, that's really not important.
[05:01] Yurine
Hurry up and serve our custodian some tea.
[05:04] Pino
Oh, no, I need to be—
[05:05] Jashin
Sheesh. You're such a snake-driver, Yurine.
[05:09] Jashin
As it happens, I made
a cheesecake yesterday, myself.
[05:12] Jashin
Try some before you go.
[05:15] Yurine
Let's all have tea together.
[05:20] Jashin
Yurine's a real snake-driver.
[05:22] DevilA
About fifteen years ago,
[05:23] ---
the constellation Ophiuchus,
the snake-charmer, suddenly appeared.
[05:27] DevilA
There was a big fuss about how the twelve
zodiac constellations were now thirteen,
[05:30] DevilA
but it wasn't added to the zodiac.
[05:31] DevilA
By the way, Yurine's zodiac
constellation is Scorpius.
[05:35] DevilA
Born on October 31st, she's
a pro at handling Jashin-chan.
[05:39] DevilA
If there were thirteen constellations...
[05:41] DevilA
Get this!
[05:43] DevilA
Hers would be Virgo.
[05:44] Jashin
Not Ophiuchus?!
[05:47] DevilA
Bonjour!
SIGN Ja
[05:49] Yurine
It's so good.
[05:51] Jashin
This really is good!
[05:53] Pino
I'm glad you both think so.
[05:55] Jashin
The apples aren't too sweet or overpowering.
[05:58] Jashin
The crust is buttery and perfectly flaky!
[06:01] Jashin
It's just great!
[06:03] Pino
Yes, isn't it?
[06:06] Pino
I did win the grand prize in the
Heaven Baking Contest, after all!
SIGN Heaven
SIGN Heaven
SIGN Heaven
SIGN Baking Contest
SIGN Baking Contest
SIGN Baking Contest
SIGN Grand
SIGN Grand
SIGN Grand
SIGN Prize
SIGN Prize
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[06:11] Four
Delish!
[06:14] Jashin
You...
[06:16] Jashin
You used Eden apples specially ordered
from the Garden of Eden, didn't you?
[06:21] Jashin
Orders for those are backed
up for hundreds of years!
[06:24] Pino
They're Jonathan apples.
[06:25] Jashin
Huh?
[06:26] Pino
I got them from a local greengrocer.
They were three for 398 yen.
[06:30] Jashin
I'm impressed, Jonathan!
[06:31] Yurine
She just has a real talent for baking.
[06:35] Pino
No, really, I don't...
[06:37] Pino
Oh, yes, I do!
[06:39] Yurine
Jashin-chan's cheesecake is good, too.
[06:42] Yurine
You should try it.
[06:44] Pino
It's a baked cheesecake, huh?
[06:47] Jashin
No, it's not!
[06:48] Jashin
It's what people in the human realm
call a "New York cheesecake"!
[06:53] Jashin
Baked cheesecakes are baked in an oven,
[06:56] Jashin
but New York cheesecakes are baked
using steam from a water bath!
[07:01] Pino
They're that different?
[07:02] Jashin
Plus, the name "New York
cheesecake" sounds way cooler.
[07:07] Yurine
Oh, come on...
[07:09] Pino
I'll try it, then.
[07:18] Pino
Wh-What is this?
[07:20] Pino
I've had many types of cheesecake before,
[07:23] Pino
but this one is really good.
[07:26] Jashin
This rosy-cheeked Hulk is so good!
[07:29] Pino
The omelet rice she made last time,
[07:31] Pino
and now, this cheesecake...
SIGN Buuuuurp
SIGN >
[07:34] Pino
I can't believe this goofy-faced
devil makes such delicious food.
SIGN Buuuuurp
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[07:38] Yurine
Stop that. It's disgusting.
[07:38] Jashin
Nope. Not stopping.
[07:42] Pino
As an angel, I can't lose this showdown!
[07:49] Yurine
I wonder what got into her.
[07:52] Jashin
Did she not like the cheesecake?
[07:55] Jashin
She finished it, though...
[08:08] Pino
I won't lose!
[08:10] Pino
I won't lose to that devil!
[08:12] Pino
Defeat is unacceptable for an angel!
[08:14] Pino
I'm the winner of the grand prize
in the Heaven Baking Contest!
SIGN Hey, this marketplace app is selling trash.
[08:34] Minos
Oh, yeah, people sell some
pretty trashy junk on those things.
SIGN No, I mean they're selling actual trash.
[08:41] Minos
Huh?!
SIGN Burnable Trash
SIGN Good!!
SIGN Comment
SIGN Product Information
SIGN High-quality trash.
SIGN You can use it as burn fuel.
SIGN "High-quality trash. You can use it as burn fuel," it says.
[08:45] Minos
There are some real idiots out there.
[08:48] Minos
I'd like to see this person's face.
[08:50] Jashin
Look all you want.
[08:51] Minos
You scared me...
SIGN Don't tell me... Don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me!
SIGN Burnable Trash
SIGN Good!!
SIGN Comment
SIGN Product Information
SIGN High-quality trash.
SIGN You can use it as burn fuel.
SIGN The seller is Jashin-chan!
[08:58] Jashin
That's right. It's me.
[09:00] Jashin
People sell stuff that's basically trash
on marketplace apps all the time, right?
[09:04] Jashin
So I wanted to know what would
happen if I sold actual trash.
[09:08] Jashin
I know it'll never sell,
but I just wanted to try.
[09:11] Minos
Most people wouldn't just try that.
SIGN It sold!
[09:14] Both
What?!
[09:15] Jashin
No way! I put it up for 2,000 yen!
[09:18] Minos
Who would actually buy that?!
SIGN I know, but someone really bought it just now.
[09:23] Jashin
I don't believe it!
I just made money out of nothing!
[09:27] Jashin
Even with shipping fees,
I still made a profit!
[09:29] Jashin
This could be the perfect side hustle.
[09:33] Jashin
Minos! Persephone!
[09:35] Jashin
We're going to collect every
bag of trash in this town!
SIGN Thus
[09:38] DevilA
Thus...
[09:44] Jashin
We should make a nice
profit with all of this.
[09:47] Minos
It stinks...
SIGN Yurine-chan's going to be angry for sure.
[09:51] Yurine
I'm home.
SIGN Speak of the devil...
[09:56] Yurine
Wh-What is all this?!
[09:57] Jashin
It's trash.
[09:58] Yurine
You idiot!
[10:00] Yurine
Go throw all of it out right now!
[10:02] Jashin
No! I'm gonna sell it on a marketplace app!
[10:06] Yurine
Throw. It. Out.
[10:09] Jashin
Right.
[10:10] Jashin
You guys carried some of this, so help me!
SIGN Wow, you're total scum, Jashin-chan.
[10:14] Jashin
You're as guilty as me!
We're ten and a dozen!
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[10:20] Jashin
After all I managed to collect...
[10:23] Minos
Well, it was probably a miracle
that you sold it the first time.
[10:26] Minos
I'd say this is for the best.
[10:28] Pino
Huh?
[10:29] Pino
Where did this mountain of trash come from?
[10:31] Jashin
Oh, you came at just the right time.
[10:34] Jashin
If you act now, you can get one bag for
the bargain price of 1,980 yen before tax!
[10:37] Pino
I don't need it.
SIGN Beth
SIGN ♥
SIGN ♥
SIGN I'm back again today ♥
[10:55] Yurine
I've had the windows open,
but it still smells like garbage in here.
[11:00] Jashin
I guess we can't eat dinner here
with this stench hanging around!
[11:03] Jashin
Let's eat out tonight.
[11:05] Yurine
Whose fault do you think this is?
[11:08] Yurine
I'm fine with eating out,
but you're paying, right?
[11:11] Jashin
Oh, right.
[11:13] Jashin
I don't have anything left
to sell, so I'm broke now.
[11:16] Yurine
You blew all our money again, didn't you?
[11:19] Jashin
Gulp!
[11:20] Yurine
Well, that's fine. It just so
happens I have something to sell.
[11:24] Jashin
Huh?
[11:27] Yurine
There. Listing created.
[11:29] Jashin
You put me up for sale?!
[11:32] Jashin
It's illegal to sell living things!
[11:34] Jashin
You're not a living thing.
You're a beast of Hell.
[11:36] Jashin
Beasts are living things, too! Cancel it!
[11:40] Yurine
Oh, it sold already.
[11:41] Yurine
The buyer is... "Mei-san," it says.
[11:44] Jashin
Wait, you mean...
[11:48] Guy
I'm here to pick up your package.
[11:50] Yurine
Oh, that was quick.
[11:53] Yurine
Here we go.
[11:55] Guy
Thanks a lot!
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[11:58] Mei
I'm so lucky!
[11:59] Mei
I never thought I'd find Orochimaru
listed on a marketplace app!
[12:04] Mei
Well, no time like the present!
[12:08] Jashin
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
[12:13] Mei
Orochimaru!
[12:16] Mei
Starting today, you're part of my collection!
[12:22] Jashin
Oh! She's intense!
[12:27] Jashin
All right!
SIGN Pandaman
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Cool
[12:28] Jashin
I'm gonna make this today!
SIGN Human
SIGN A plastic model?
[12:32] Jashin
I'm a pretty well-known self-styled
plastic model builder on social media.
[12:37] Minos
Yeah?
[12:39] Medusa
You are pretty good with your hands.
[12:42] Jashin
There was once a manga
that was based on me, after all!
SIGN Let's build model
after model!!!
SIGN Let's build model
after model!!!
SIGN Let's build model
after model!!!
SIGN Live on your parents' money!!!
SIGN Live on your parents' money!!!
SIGN Plamo-
SIGN Plamo-
SIGN Plamo-
SIGN Kyoyonro
SIGN Kyoyonro
SIGN Kyoyonro
SIGN A major blunder
at the center!
A new battle begins!!
SIGN A major blunder
at the center!
A new battle begins!!
[12:47] Yonro
Plamo-Kyoyonro!
[12:49] Jashin
It was serialized in a magazine
designed for rich little boys.
SIGN That sounds phony.
[12:54] Medusa
Yonro?
[12:55] Minos
Sounds just like you, Jashin-chan.
[12:57] Jashin
Now!
[12:58] Jashin
You're about to see Plamo-Kyo
Jashin-chan's skills at work!
SIGN There are only two parts?
[13:09] Minos
That seems kinda easy.
[13:11] Jashin
Can you even call this a model?
[13:14] Jashin
It looks like it left the joy of
building models lying around somewhere.
[13:19] DevilA
I didn't get to show up last week at all...
[13:22] DevilA
Oh! One minute later!
SIGN One Minute Later
SIGN One Minute Later
SIGN One Minute Later
SIGN One Minute Later
SIGN One Minute Later
SIGN Human
SIGN Human
SIGN Human
[13:24] Jashin
It's done.
[13:25] Minos
That was fast!
SIGN That's a model anyone could build.
[13:28] Jashin
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
[13:30] Jashin
It may be super simple, but it's still
the work of Plamo-Kyo Jashin-chan.
[13:34] Jashin
Behold this deburring technique!
[13:36] Jashin
You can't see a single trace of the runners!
SIGN I can't really tell...
[13:40] Medusa
So it's finished now?
[13:43] Jashin
Well, since it's white,
I guess I'll probably paint it later.
[13:47] Jashin
I guess models these days
don't even need glue, though.
[13:51] Jashin
When I was little, I ordered lots
of models and put them together,
[13:55] Jashin
but the glue included with
the box was never enough,
[13:57] Jashin
so I always had to buy more separately.
[13:59] (Flashback) Jashin
There's not enough!
[14:00] (Flashback) Medusa
Jashin-chan, homeroom's about to start.
[14:03] (Flashback) Jashin
Medusa, I don't have enough glue!
[14:05] (Flashback) Jashin
I need to go buy more!
[14:06] (Flashback) Jashin
Wait! I don't have any money!
[14:08] (Flashback) Jashin
This is awful! I have to hurry
before the teacher gets here!
[14:11] (Flashback) Jashin
Medusa! Glue! Money!
[14:13] (Flashback) Jashin
Medusa! Hurry!
[14:15] (Flashback) Jashin
Make sure it's Tamia!
[14:17] (Flashback) Medusa
Okay!
[14:20] Jashin
And now you can make them without
glue, just by fitting parts together.
[14:25] Jashin
The art of model-building
has come a long way.
[14:28] Jashin
Glue?
[14:31] Jashin
I just had a great idea.
[14:34] Medusa
Jashin-chan, you look...
SIGN ...like you're up to no good again.
[14:41] DevilA
Wonder if I'll have a part next week...
[14:45] Jashin
That should do it.
[14:46] Jashin
I spread a really powerful adhesive
right inside the front door!
[14:50] Minos
Oh, boy...
SIGN You're going to make Yurine-chan angry again.
[14:53] Jashin
No problem there.
[14:55] Jashin
The moment Yurine gets home
and takes a step inside...
[14:58] (Flashback) Yurine
I'm home.
[15:01] Jashin
Her feet will be glued to
the floor, and she'll be stuck!
[15:02] Yurine
Hey, what the heck is this?
[15:04] Jashin
And then comes the Jashin-chan Dropkick!
[15:05] Yurine
I can't move.
[15:07] Jashin
Since she won't be able to move, my
dropkick will smash her to smithereens!
[15:11] Jashin
She might get mad,
but it'll be the last time!
[15:15] Jashin
Go to Hell, I say!
[15:17] Jashin
It's perfect!
[15:19] Medusa
Jashin-chan, you can't do this!
[15:23] Jashin
She's coming!
[15:24] Jashin
Stay back, you guys!
[15:31] Yurine
I'm home.
[15:33] Yurine
Hey...
[15:34] Yurine
What is this?!
[15:37] Jashin
Can't move, can you?!
[15:39] Jashin
I bet you never dreamed
there'd be glue all over the floor!
[15:43] Jashin
It'll be a cinch to kill you
now that you can't move!
[15:46] Jashin
Victory is mine at last, Yurine!
[15:50] Yurine
There.
[15:51] Jashin
What?!
[15:52] Jashin
You took off your shoes?!
[15:55] Jashin
I forgot that was an option!
[15:57] Jashin
Any other time, it might look like
I tripped right before the finish line,
[16:01] Jashin
but not today!
[16:03] Jashin
Take a look at your feet!
[16:06] Yurine
It's here, too?
[16:08] Jashin
That's right!
[16:09] Jashin
I spread glue where you step
after removing your shoes, too!
[16:13] Jashin
The truth is, I knew you'd
escape by taking off your shoes!
[16:16] Jashin
I let you think you'd escaped,
[16:18] Jashin
then trapped you a second time!
[16:19] Jashin
Pretty smart, right?
[16:23] Yurine
There.
[16:24] Jashin
What?!
[16:26] Jashin
Those come off?!
[16:28] Jashin
I didn't see that coming!
[16:30] Jashin
I don't wear socks,
so I don't know how they work!
[16:33] Yurine
You idiot.
[16:34] Medusa
We tried to stop you...
[16:36] Minos
You really blew it.
[16:38] Jashin
Well, I sure messed up.
[16:40] Jashin
Look, I put together
a Pandaman model. Cute, huh?
[16:44] Yurine
My shoes and socks are ruined now.
[16:50] Yurine
And look what you did to the
entryway and the wooden floor.
[16:54] Yurine
Do you know what this means?
[16:56] Jashin
Of course I... don't.
SIGN It broke...
[17:10] Yurine
It's a 1:1 scale model of Jashin-chan!
[17:15] Jashin
Glue is required to assemble this model...
SIGN Jashin-chan
SIGN Jashin-chan
SIGN m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c
SIGN m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c
SIGN Super
Cute
SIGN Dragon Books
[17:23] Kyon
Thank you very much!
SIGN Dragon Books
SIGN Dragon Books
[17:26] Guy
Excuse me.
[17:27] Guy
Where can I find books on Chinese customs?
[17:30] Kyon
Um...
[17:31] Ran
You'll find one on top
of the shelf at the far end.
[17:35] Ran
It's the fifth book from the left.
[17:37] Guy
Thank you.
[17:38] Ran
You're welcome.
[17:41] Kyon
You're amazing, Onee-chan!
[17:42] Ran
You need to memorize these too, Kyon-Kyon.
[17:45] Kyon
But the moment I memorize
one thing, I forget something else.
[17:49] Jashin
You sure are dumb!
[17:51] Kyon
Oh! Jashin-chan!
[17:53] Jashin
So, you know this book
I bought here the other day...
SIGN The Life of an Ape Man
SIGN The Life of an Ape Man
SIGN The Life of an Ape Man
[17:55] Jashin
It was way too difficult
for me, so I'm returning it.
[17:58] Kyon
Huh?
[18:00] Jashin
Not to brag, but I'm
actually pretty dumb, too.
[18:04] Jashin
So...
[18:05] Jashin
Starting today, you and
I are the dumb devil duo!
SIGN Dumb*!
[18:08] Ran
Hey!
[18:09] Ran
Don't compare Kyon-Kyon to a genuine idiot!
[18:12] Jashin
What?!
[18:13] Jashin
You cheeky panda! I'll tear you off!
[18:16] Ran
Wait, don't—
[18:27] Jashin
She can come out of there?
[18:28] Jashin
Oh, that's right.
[18:30] Jashin
Yurine told me to check
on you while I was here.
[18:34] Jashin
Are you getting by okay?
[18:36] Kyon
Yeah!
[18:37] Kyon
I wanted to be helpful to humans by working,
[18:40] Kyon
so I was really happy when
Yurine introduced me here!
[18:43] Ran
There are some old books
about China here, too,
[18:46] Ran
so we're perfect for the job.
[18:48] Jashin
I see. That's nice.
[18:50] Kyon
Yeah!
[18:50] Jashin
Also, I brought this for you.
[18:53] Kyon
Wow! Thank—
[18:55] Kyon
Wait, is that...
[18:58] Jashin
It's chestnut rice!
[19:00] Jashin
It's tasty!
[19:01] Kyon
I-It doesn't have
sweet rice in it, does it?
[19:04] Jashin
Well, sure. That's what it is.
[19:06] Kyon
Keep it away from me!
[19:08] Jashin
Huh? What the heck is the problem?
[19:10] Kyon
Sweet rice is
a jiangshi's biggest weakness!
[19:13] Ran
We managed to reach
a pretty high rank of jiangshi,
[19:16] Ran
but sweet rice is the one
thing we couldn't overcome!
[19:19] Jashin
And the chestnuts are in
season, too... What a shame.
[19:24] Jashin
I gave some to Pekola earlier,
[19:26] Jashin
but I guess I can give her
this on my way home.
[19:28] Jashin
She'll probably eat it.
[19:30] (Flashback) Pekola
Thank you!
[19:31] Jashin
I had no idea you were
scared of rice, though.
[19:34] Jashin
Absolutely f-rice-tened, huh?
[19:37] Kyon
I'm sorry, Jashin-chan!
[19:39] Kyon
I feel bad after you
brought it for us, but...
[19:41] Jashin
Uh... Didn't you hear me? "F-rice-tened"?
[19:45] Ran
We're really sorry!
[19:47] Ran
Give Yurine-chan our regards, okay?
[19:51] Jashin
Okay. See you later, then.
[20:03] Jashin
It's sad when my puns scare*
people off or don't get any laughs,
[20:06] Jashin
but it's even sadder when
they're not even recognized as puns.
[20:11] Yurine
What's wrong with you? You seem down.
[20:15] Jashin
Actually...
[20:19] Jashin
...is all she said.
[20:21] Yurine
Uh-huh...
[20:22] Yurine
So what did you say?
[20:25] Jsahin
I said... "Absolutely f-rice-tened, huh?"
[20:36] Yurine
What the heck? That's hilarious!
[20:39] Yurine
I'm cracking up!
[20:40] Yurine
You really have a knack for puns!
[20:42] Jashin
Y-You think so?
[20:44] Jashin
Yeah, you're right! They're the
losers for not understanding it!
[20:48] Jashin
All right! Time to eat!
[20:51] DevilA
And so, Jashin-chan cheered up.
[22:26] Pekola
Doing three shield jobs in
a row really took it out of me...
[22:31] Pekola
The chestnut rice that devil
gave me may have been filling,
[22:34] Pekola
but I guess there was no way
it'd last until so late at night.
[22:41] Pekola
Th-Th-That's the chestnut rice!
[22:43] Pekola
I thought I ate it all earlier!
[22:48] Pekola
It's come back! What could this mean?
[22:51] Pekola
Is it manna from Heaven, like in Exodus?
[22:53] Pekola
Or is it a supernatural phenomenon?!
[22:57] Pekola
How scary!
[22:59] Pekola
But I shall gladly partake.
[23:01] Pekola
Ah, this is delicious!
[23:03] Pekola
Still, what sort of phenomenon
could have caused this?
[23:07] Pekola
It's so good!
[23:10] Jashin
We're gonna play Hell Seibu Police!
[23:13] Jashin
Minos will be the leader of the police,
[23:15] Jashin
Medusa will be a hostage,
[23:16] Jashin
and I'll be the criminal!
[23:17] Both
Okay!
[23:18] Minos
Hey, criminal! Release the hostage right now!
[23:21] Jashin
Then hurry up and bring me ransom money!
[23:24] Medusa
What's this in my pocket?
[23:25] Medusa
My bank book from Hell
Bank and my personal seal!
[23:28] Jashin
Yahoo! Ransom money!
[23:29] Jashin
The hostage is free!
And they lived happily ever after!
[23:32] Medusa
Thanks for untying my ropes, Jashin-chan!
[23:35] Medusa
I'll follow you forever!
[23:36] Jashin
Stockholm syndrome!
[23:38] Minos
That's no good.
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