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[01:31] Jashin
    It's done!
[01:34] Jashin
    Dinner tonight is curry!
[01:41] Yurine
    Pork cutlet curry, huh?
[01:43] Yurine/Jashin
    Let's eat!
[01:47] Yurine/Jashin
    Great meal.
[01:56] Minos
    Curry tonight, eh?
[01:58] Minos
    Bet that's tasty.
SIGN    The Next Evening
SIGN    The Next Evening
[02:04] Jashin
    Dinner tonight is curry again!
[02:08] Yurine
    Hamburg steak curry.
[02:11] Yurine
    Curry's always better the day after.
[02:14] Yurine/Jashin
    Let's eat!
[02:17] Yurine/Jashin
    Great meal.
SIGN    The Next Evening Yet Again
SIGN    The Next Evening Yet Again
[02:23] Jashin
    Dinner tonight is curry yet again!
[02:26] Yurine
    Hang on. Hang on, hang on.
[02:28] Yurine
    This isn't gonna go on for
    the next 20 minutes, is it?
[02:32] Jashin
    Don't worry about that.
[02:34] Jashin
    This is the last of the curry.
[02:36] Yurine
    Still, if it's the third day of curry...
[02:40] Yurine
    Rock, paper, scissors... Shoot.
[02:43] Jashin
    I won...
[02:47] Yurine
    Jashin-chan, since you won, I grant you
    the right to go get the mayonnaise.
[02:52] Jashin
    Yes, ma'am! With pleasure!
[02:56] Jashin
    Here!
SIGN    Yurine
SIGN    Yurine
SIGN    Yurine
SIGN    Yurine
SIGN    Yurine
[02:57] Yurine
    Thanks.
SIGN    Yurine
SIGN    Yurine
SIGN    Yurine
SIGN    Yurine
SIGN    Yurine
[03:04] Jashin
    Y-You're not gonna put that
    on the curry, are you?
[03:07] Yurine
    That's exactly what I'm gonna do.
[03:10] Jashin
    Mayo on curry?!
[03:12] Jashin
    There's no way that'll taste good!
[03:14] Yurine
    They go great together.
[03:19] Yurine
    Go on, try it.
[03:30] Jashin
    This... This is great!
[03:32] Yurine
    See?
[03:33] Jashin
    Why?! Why is this actually good?!
[03:35] Yurine
    Because it's mayonnaise.
[03:37] Jashin
    That's not really an answer, but it is good.
[03:41] Jashin
    No questioning that.
[03:43] Jashin
    Mayonnaise on curry... It's Muhammad.
[03:47] Jashin
    It tot-Ali works!
[03:49] Jashin
    I've made up my mind!
[03:50] Jashin
    I'm making curry again tomorrow!
[03:53] Yurine
    Again?
[04:01] Yurine
    Wow...
[04:03] Yurine
    I didn't know you could buy
    stuff like this on Amazon, too.
[04:07] Yurine
    You're really making curry again, huh?
[04:10] Jashin
    Yep. I'm making chicken curry.
[04:14] Jashin
    If you walk at Mach speed,
[04:16] Jashin
    I live five minutes away from the station...
[04:22] Yurine
    Which do you think is sharper,
    a katar or a chakram?
[04:30] Yurine
    Hey...
[04:32] Yurine
    Are you listening?
[04:34] Yurine
    Huh?
[04:37] Yurine
    She disappeared.
[04:40] Jashin
    Huh?
[04:41] Jashin
    What's going on?
[04:43] Jashin
    What the heck just happened?
[04:45] DevilA
    Allow me to explain!
[04:47] DevilA
    When Jashin-chan was making the curry,
[04:50] DevilA
    by pure coincidence, her stirring
     pattern drew a magic circle.
[04:54] DevilA
    The chicken was sacrificed,
[04:55] Jashin
    If you walk at Mach speed,
[04:56] DevilA
    and the random song she sang
[04:58] Jashin
    I live five minutes away from the station...
[04:59] DevilA
    just happened to be the incantation to
    open a dimensional portal, and as a result...
[05:05] DevilA
    Jashin-chan warped away!
[05:10] Jashin
    Where am I?
[05:12] Jashin
    It looks vaguely familiar...
[05:19] Jashin
    It's the entrance to Hell!
SIGN    Welcome to Hell
SIGN    666m ahead
SIGN    Free parking
SIGN    (capacity:
    666 cars)
[05:22] Jashin
    How did I end up at the entrance
    to Hell when I was stirring curry?
[05:27] Jashin
    Wait! Maybe...
[05:29] Jashin
    The kitchen exploded in a gas fire...
SIGN    Kaboom*!
SIGN    Kaboom!
SIGN    Kaboom!
SIGN    Kaboom!
[05:32] Jashin
    and Yurine died, allowing me to go home?
SIGN    Kaboom!*
[05:35] Yurine
    Hidebu.
[05:39] Jashin
    Nah, if that had happened,
    I would've been blown to bits and dead, too.
[05:44] Jashin
    I don't know what happened, but until
    I meet the conditions to return home,
[05:49] Jashin
    I'm just going to be turned away at the gate.
[05:52] Medusa
    Hey, doesn't that lady look
    kinda like a grown-up Jashin-chan?
[05:57] Jashin
    She looks nothing like me.
[05:59] Jashin
    The only thing that's the same is
    we both have the bottom half of a snake.
[06:02] Minos
    She looks just like you.
    Are you sure you're not related?
[06:12] Jashin
    A tiny Medusa...
[06:14] Jashin
    Minos...
[06:16] Jashin
    and me!
[06:18] Medusa
    It seems she knows us.
[06:21] Minos
    She must be one of your relatives.
[06:23] Jashin
    Are you my relative, lady?
[06:25] Jashin
    Where'd you come from?
[06:28] Jashin
    I was cooking dinner in the
    human realm a minute ago,
[06:30] Jashin
    and the next thing I knew, I was here.
[06:33] Medusa
    The human realm?
[06:35] Minos
    I heard there's nobody in the human
    realm right now 'cause of a big flood.
[06:39] Jashin
    Huh?!
[06:40] Jashin
    A big flood... Wait, would that be...
[06:43] Jashin
    the one that happened
     about 7,000 years ago?
[06:47] Jashin
    So that means...
[06:48] Jashin
    I came back to Hell, but it's the past?
[06:53] Three
    What?!
[06:55] Medusa
    You're Jashin-chan from the future?
[06:58] Jashin
    I know it's hard to believe, but yeah.
[07:01] Medusa
    I believe you!
[07:03] Medusa
    'Cause your eyes
    don't look like a liar's eyes!
[07:07] Jashin
    You're so precious, Medusa.
[07:09] Jashin
    Don't ever let any weird
    grown-ups deceive you.
[07:13] Minos
    Hey, lady!
[07:15] Minos
    What am I like in the future?
[07:20] Jashin
    Well, this pancake chest of yours...
[07:23] Jashin
    looks more like this. Bwoing.
[07:27] Minos
    "Bwoing"? Awesome! I sound super strong!
[07:30] Jashin
    You sure are. Not as strong as me, though.
[07:33] Medusa
    What about me?
[07:37] Jashin
    You do nothing but work.
[07:40] Jashin
    There are these fantastic things
    in the future called ATMs...
[07:44] Jashin
    What about me? What am I like?
[07:48] Jashin
    This.
[07:49] Jashin
    Huh?
[07:50] Jashin
    Literally this.
[07:52] Jashin
    Please no!
[07:55] Jashin
    I wanted to end up cooler! Like this!
[08:00] Jashin
    That looks nothing like us!
[08:02] Jashin
    I'm in real trouble, though.
[08:05] Jashin
    How do I get back to the
    human realm I was just in?
[08:09] Jashin
    You can leave that to us!
[08:12] Jashin
    We'll send you back with the secret ritual!
[08:18] Staff
    Here's your curry.
SIGN    The
    Original
SIGN    Hell
    Curry
SIGN    Genuine Hell Curry
SIGN    The
    Original
SIGN    The Original!!
    Hell Curry
SIGN    Super Spicy
SIGN    Super Spicy
SIGN    The
    Original
SIGN    Hell
    Curry
[08:27] DevilA
    This curry is super spicy.
[08:30] Three
    Zazas, zazas, nasatanada zazas...
[08:38] Three
    Zurolo, zoas, nanomiala, hekau...
[08:40] Jashin
    Oh, right, this thing. Yeah, I remember it.
[08:43] Jashin
    But it won't work.
[08:46] Three
    Zurazza, zavai...
[08:46] Jashin
    I tried it over and over,
[08:49] Jashin
    but it never worked., Not even once...
[08:49] Three
    Infernum.
[08:56] Jashin
    She disappeared.
[08:57] Medusa
    Does that mean it worked?
[09:01] Medusa
    Did you remember to pray
    that she'd make it back?
[09:03] Jashin
    Nah, I was thinking about dinner.
[09:06] Minos
    Yeah, I'm hungry!
[09:08] Minos
    Wonder what's for dinner.
[09:09] Jashin
    I hope it's curry!
[09:11] Minos
    Curry sounds great!
[09:12] Jashin
    Chicken curry is my favorite.
[09:14] Minos
    Mine's beef curry!
[09:14] Medusa
    I hope she made it home...
[09:16] Jashin
    What are you, a cannibal?
[09:18] Minos
    Oh, shut up.
SIGN    Indian Style
SIGN    Indian Style
SIGN    Tasty
SIGN    Tasty
SIGN    Naan
SIGN    Naan
[09:22] Jashin
    Ow, ow, ow...
SIGN    Indian Style
SIGN    Indian Style
SIGN    Tasty
SIGN    Tasty
SIGN    Naan
SIGN    Naan
[09:25] Jashin
    Huh? Oh, I really made it back.
[09:28] Yurine
    "Made it back," my ass.
[09:32] Yurine
    You just disappeared into thin air,
[09:34] Yurine
    and now, you suddenly
    show up on top of the table,
[09:37] Yurine
    and splatter my food all over me.
[09:40] Yurine
    Curry stains are very
    difficult to get out, you know.
[09:44] Yurine
    Right?
[09:49] Delivery
    Amazon delivery.
SIGN    Amazon
[09:53] Yurine
    I just ordered these...
[09:58] Yurine
    And they're here already.
[10:00] Yurine
    That's Prime for you.
[10:06] Yurine
    And they're both impressively sharp.
[10:08] Jashin
    I'm more shocked that
    you were eating dinner
[10:11] Jashin
    without a care in the world
    even after I disappeared!
[10:15] Minos
    Curry again today?
[10:17] Minos
    Bet that's tasty!
SIGN    With Snake Meat
SIGN    Super Spicy
[10:20] Jashin
    Both love and curry
    need lots of time to cook!
[10:30] Yurine
    It's the end of August,
    but it's still so hot.
[10:37] Yurine
    Don't ignore me. Say something.
[10:44] Boy StudentA
    The shaved ice from that little stand
    was really good, huh?
[10:47] Boy StudentB
    Yeah. The lemon syrup was awesome.
[10:51] Jashin
    I want some shaved ice!
[10:53] Yurine
    Was there a shaved ice stand around here?
[10:57] Jashin
    That must be it!
SIGN    Shaved Ice
SIGN    Shaved Ice
SIGN    Shaved Ice
SIGN    Shaved Ice
[11:02] Yusa
    Get your nice, cold shaved ice here!
[11:05] Jashin
    Yusa! Koji!
[11:07] DevilA
    Huh?
[11:07] Yusa
    Oh, it's good to see you two again.
[11:10] Yurine
    So the stand they were
    talking about was yours.
SIGN    Shaved Ice
[11:13] Yusa
    It's the off-season at my job in Hell,
[11:16] Yusa
    so we came to work here.
[11:18] Yusa
    Business has been quite good.
[11:20] Jashin
    What?
[11:21] Jashin
    Shaved ice is profitable?!
[11:23] Yurine
    Listen, Jashin-chan.
[11:25] Yurine
    It's profitable for Yusa-san and her sister
[11:28] Yurine
    because they can create the ice
     and some of the syrup themselves.
[11:31] Yurine
    So even if you tried it...
SIGN    Shaved
    Ice
SIGN    Lemon
SIGN    Strawberry
[11:35] Yurine
    I was too late.
[11:40] DevilA
    Brain freeze! Brain freeze!
[11:45] Jashin
    I'll make a fortune selling shaved ice, too!
[11:49] Jashin
    They're selling it for 200 yen, so...
[11:53] Jashin
    I'll sell it for 300 yen!
[11:56] Yurine
    Who would buy that when
    it's only 200 yen right next door?
[12:00] Chiba
    One melon, please.
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    shin
SIGN    Shaved Ice
SIGN    Grape
SIGN    Blue
    Hawaii
SIGN    Melon
SIGN    Lemon
SIGN    Strawberry
[12:02] Jashin
    I sold one!
[12:04] Yurine
    No way.
[12:07] Jashin
    They're still coming!
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    shin
SIGN    Shaved Ice
[12:09] Yurine
    I guess people lose the ability
    to reason when it's hot.
[12:15] Jashin
    But productivity is so low
    with this shaved ice maker.
[12:21] Jashin
    And those two can just
    produce ice instantly...
[12:29] Jashin
    In that case...
[12:32] Jashin
    I'll use both hands and my tail
    to crank three at once!
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    shin
SIGN    Shaved Ice
[12:37] Yurine
    Hilarious.
[12:41] DevilA
    The headache you get when eating
    shaved ice is called an "ice cream headache."
[12:46] DevilA
    That's the official scientific term!
[12:49] DevilA
    Even when it's shaved ice you're eating,
[12:51] DevilA
    it's an ice cream headache!
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    shin
SIGN    Shaved Ice
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    shin
SIGN    Shaved Ice
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    shin
SIGN    Shaved Ice
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    shin
SIGN    Shaved Ice
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    shin
SIGN    Shaved Ice
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    shin
SIGN    Shaved Ice
[12:59] Jashin
    It's not selling at all anymore.
[13:02] Jashin
    But there's such a long
    line at their stand...
SIGN    Shaved
    Ice
[13:08] Jashin
    Damn that Koji!
[13:10] Jashin
    I'm gonna change her nickname to Mimori and
     make it harder to establish her character!
[13:14] Yurine
    You know, very few people
    are gonna get that reference.
[13:18] Girl StudentA
    Wow, look at this!
[13:20] Girl StudentA
    It's so fluffy!
[13:21] Girl StudentB
    It's monstrously good!
[13:23] Yurine
    They're devils, not monsters, actually.
[13:29] Jashin
    This cheap store-bought ice and syrup
    and these toy shaved ice makers
[13:34] Jashin
    could never beat their
    smooth, fluffy shaved ice.
[13:38] Jashin
    If I want to win, I need
    to get the best stuff there is!
[13:44] Jashin
    I'm going to collect natural ice
    from the top of Mount Fuji!
SIGN    The air's so thin.
SIGN    But it's a power spot...
SIGN    I pray I'll find Jashin-chan.
[14:12] Jashin
    Ice! Ice! Ice! Ice! Ice!
[14:18] Jashin
    I got it!
[14:20] Yurine
    You sure are energetic today.
[14:23] Jashin
    And to make the ice smooth and fluffy...
[14:27] Jashin
    An industrial shaved ice maker
    and luxury syrups!
[14:31] Jashin
    There it is!
[14:32] Yurine
    That stuff must have been expensive...
[14:35] Jashin
    Medusa, I'll use this stuff
    I bought with your money to win.
[14:42] (Flashback) Medusa
    Good luck!
[14:43] Yurine
    Did she die?
SIGN    Did she die?
[14:44] Jashin
    And to finish off Yusa and Koji...
[14:48] Jashin
    I'll sell 'em for...
[14:49] Jashin
    five yen!
[14:51] Yurine
    You're gonna be in so much debt.
[14:56] Jashin
    I'll beat them in sales
    using my superior ice!
[15:00] Yurine
    That's not even the goal
    you started with anymore.
[15:00] Jashin
    Smooth and fluffy, smooth
    and fluffy, smooth and fluffy!
[15:05] Jashin
    Yusa and Koji!
[15:06] Jashin
    This is the end for both of you!
[15:10] Jashin
    Now, humans!
[15:13] Jashin
    This is the best shaved ice of all!
[15:16] Jashin
    Now buy it!
[15:17] YakuzaA
    Pardon me, little snake girl.
[15:20] Jashin
    Huh?
[15:21] YakuzaA
    Did you get permission to do business here?
[15:25] Jashin
    Uh... Permission?
[15:28] Yusa
    We got permission.
SIGN    Permission Form
SIGN    Permission Form
SIGN    Permission Form
[15:32] YakuzaA
    Looks like you didn't.
[15:35] Jashin
    Buh... Wha... Uh...
[15:36] YakuzaB
    You're gonna have to come with us.
[15:40] YakuzaA
    Her bottom half's a snake, but I bet
    we could make some money off the top half.
[15:46] YakuzaB
    The snake part ain't half bad, either.
[15:50] Yusa
    She looks like she wants some help.
[15:53] Yurine
    No, that face is saying,
    "I'm fine. Don't worry."
[15:58] DevilA
    Step right up! It's steaming hot!
SIGN    Devil Shaved Ice
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 -5 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 -10 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Grape
SIGN    Melon
SIGN    Anko
SIGN    Curry
SIGN    Curry Shaved Ice
[16:00] Chiba/Ozaki
    We'll take it!
[16:08] Pekola
    There.
[16:09] Pekola
    That should do it.
[16:15] Pekola
    So heavy...
[16:17] Pekola
    And I've barely eaten anything,
    so I have no strength...
[16:25] Pekola
    What is such a big rock doing here?
[16:29] Pekola
    If only I had my halo,
    I could turn it into bread...
[16:37] Pekola
    Now I have enough water
    for today and tomorrow.
[16:42] Pekola
    It's all torn up here.
[16:45] Pekola
    There we go.
[16:49] Poporon
    I found you, Pekola-sama.
[16:52] Pekola
    Y-You're the apprentice angel!
[16:55] Poporon
    Poporon.
[16:57] Poporon
    And I'm not an apprentice
    anymore. I'm an angel.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0
SIGN    Angel Apprentices
[17:03] Poporon
    You didn't show up on the angel radar app.
[17:06] Poporon
    You were very hard to find.
[17:08] Pekola
    As you can see, I've lost my halo,
[17:11] Pekola
    so I couldn't even contact
    anyone about getting home!
[17:14] Poporon
    Oh, so that's why you weren't on the radar.
SIGN    The specified angel could not be found
[17:18] Pekola
    I waited for so long for someone
    to come and get me...
[17:20] Pekola
    Now I can finally, finally return to Heaven!
[17:25] Pekola
    The first thing I want to do is take
    a good, long soak in the big bath...
[17:30] Pekola
    And after my bath, I'll drink
    some nectar and eat until I'm full,
[17:35] Pekola
    and then, I'll sleep comfortably
    in a nice, warm bed.
[17:38] Pekola
    Now, hurry up and take me back to Heaven—
[17:42] Pekola
    Huh?
[17:44] Poporon
    Bye-bye, Pekola-sama.
[17:54] Poporon
    Hey, don't jump out of the way.
[17:56] Pekola
    Wh-What is going on?
[17:59] Poporon
    Here comes the next one!
[18:01] Poporon
    One, two...
[18:02] Poporon
    Yakisoba!
[18:13] Pekola
    Wh-Why?
[18:16] Poporon
    Well, you see, since you
    went missing, I'm filling in for you.
[18:24] Poporon
    But if you came back,
    I'd be sent back to my previous position.
[18:28] Poporon
    And then, my fun days of bossing
    the other angels around would end.
[18:33] Pekola
    Wait, I don't understand...
[18:37] Poporon
    Ugh! You're so infuriatingly stupid!
[18:40] Poporon
    So long as you don't come back,
     I can continue having fun every day!
[18:46] Pekola
    So you're saying you didn't come
     to take me back home, but to...
[18:52] Poporon
    I came to eliminate you.
[18:56] Pekola
    I thought...
[18:58] Pekola
    I thought I'd finally get to go home...
[19:01] Pekola
    I can't believe this is happening...
[19:05] Poporon
    I sure am lucky.
[19:06] Poporon
    If you can't use your angel powers,
[19:09] Poporon
    aren't you just a lump of meat?
[19:11] Pekola
    Meat...
[19:12] Poporon
    Or maybe just garbage.
[19:13] Pekola
    Garbage...
[19:13] Poporon
    That makes it so easy.
[19:16] Pekola
    I always sensed there was something
    about you that wasn't very angelic,
[19:20] Pekola
    but I had no idea it was this severe.
[19:23] Poporon
    I'm not an angel because I'm fit to be one.
[19:27] Poporon
    I'm an angel because I was born to be one.
[19:34] Jashin
    Heya, slay ya.
[19:37] Jashin
    What? Were you busy?
[19:39] Poporon
    Why is a devil here?
[19:41] Jashin
    Here's some curry.
    Yurine told me to bring it to you.
[19:45] Pekola
    C-Curry!
[19:47] Pekola
    B-But I can't accept charity from a witch.
[19:50] Jashin
    What? You saying you can't eat my curry?
[19:52] Poporon
    Excuse me...
[19:54] Jashin
    It's really tasty.
[19:56] Poporon
    Hey!
[19:57] Poporon
    You're in my way!
[19:59] Poporon
    I'll eliminate you later, all right?
[20:01] Poporon
    So move!
[20:08] Poporon
    What is this potato-filled slop, anyway?
[20:11] Poporon
    Would you just go away?
[20:12] (Flashback) Jashin
    It tastes great.
[20:14] (Flashback) Jashin
    Curry's best the day after it's made.
[20:17] (Flashback) Jashin
    It needs lots of time to cook. The third day!
[20:24] Jashin
    Garam masala!
[20:28] Jashin
    Jashin-chan Dropkick!
[20:33] Jashin
    Spicy!
[20:35] Jashin
    What do you think you're
    doing to my curry, you brat?!
[20:39] Jashin
    You can waste human lives all you want,
[20:41] Jashin
    but don't you dare waste food!
[20:46] Jashin
    The packing tape!
[20:46] Pekola
    H-Here!
[20:56] Man
    Kazuyo, this is my revenge
     for you dumping me.
SIGN    Suicide Note
[21:02] Man
    God, forgive me for wasting this life.
[21:16] Man
    I don't wanna die! Save me! Mommy!
[21:27] Pekola
    Poporon is gone...
[21:29] Jashin
    So who was that, anyway?
[21:31] Pekola
    Oh, uh...
[21:32] Jashin
    I guess it doesn't matter anymore.
[21:34] Jashin
    I'm hungry after all that running.
[21:37] Jashin
    Let's go.
[21:39] Jashin
    Yurine won't believe me if I tell her
    some weird chick dumped the curry.
[21:43] Jashin
    If she's just gonna make me bring you more,
    you might as well eat at the house with us.
[21:49] Pekola
    B-But a devil's cooking...
[21:51] Jashin
    Quit complaining and come with me.
[21:55] Jashin
    You should never let curry go to waste.
[22:01] Pekola
    Well, she did save me today.
[23:40] Jashin
    A girl who hid her face all her life now
    walks with confidence in the sun's rays.
[23:46] Jashin
    But this happiness would only
     last but a brief moment.
[23:49] Jashin
    Dropkick on My Devil returns next time
    with a Tope in Reversa to your heart!