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[01:35] Jashin
    I wanted to stop by the arcade.
[01:37] Jashin
    The latest in the fruit figure series,
    the mango, is out.
[01:41] Jashin
    But I bought frozen food today, so I can't.
SIGN    Shirokuma Almond Jelly
SIGN    Shirokuma Almond Jelly
SIGN    Shirokuma Almond Jelly
SIGN    Shirokuma Almond Jelly
SIGN    Shirokuma Almond Jelly
SIGN    Shirokuma Almond Jelly
[01:46] Jashin
    Too bad.
[01:47] Jashin
    Man, I want a mango...
[01:49] Poporon
    Here she comes.
[01:50] Jashin
    'Cause it's lukewarm...
[02:02] Poporon
    I'm over here.
[02:04] Poporon
    How'd you like the power of my Light Sword?
[02:07] Jashin
    Sword?
[02:08] Poporon
    You had some nerve to do
    what you did last time, Potato!
[02:11] Jashin
    Pota...?
[02:12] Jashin
    My name's not Potato! It's Jashin-chan!
[02:15] Jashin
    And who are you, anyway?!
[02:18] Poporon
    I'm Poporon-chan, the angel you
    wrapped up and flung into the ocean!
[02:29] Jashin
    Did that happen?
[02:31] Poporon
    Don't tell me you forgot!
[02:35] Jashin
    The Shirokuma almond jelly Yurine asked
    me to buy! H-H-H-How could you do this?!
[02:39] Poporon
    Huh? What even is this stuff?
    Just shut up and listen to—
[02:43] Jashin
    Oh no... This won't end well!
[02:46] (Flashback) Yurine
    If you can't even do a shopping run right...
SIGN    Wahhhhhhhhh
[02:56] Jashin
    Damn you! First, it was my slow-cooked curry,
    and now you've ruined my almond jelly!
[03:01] Poporon
    Who cares?
[03:02] Jashin
    Say what?!
[03:04] Jashin
    I should've gone to the arcade
    instead of running that errand!
[03:08] Jashin
    I bet I would've won it today!
    I could've had that mango!
[03:08] Poporon
    I can't accept things as they stand!
[03:11] Poporon
    An angel can't just lose to a devil!
[03:13] Jashin
    I could've had the mango...
    Fresh mangos are so yummy...
[03:16] Poporon
    Listen to me!
[03:17] Jashin
    Huh?
[03:18] Poporon
    You devils are nothing but an eyesore!
    You're an inferior species unworthy of life!
[03:23] Poporon
    Would you just go away?!
[03:25] Jashin
    Nope.
[03:26] Poporon
    Yes! Go away!
[03:27] Jashin
    Nope. Not gonna.
[03:28] Jashin
    Never going away.
[03:30] Poporon
    You're pissing me off! Just die!
[03:35] Poporon
    What?!
[03:35] Jashin
    I've been practicing catching
    swords in case of surprise attacks.
[03:40] Poporon
    Impossible... How?
[03:42] Poporon
    Are you okay? Your hand's impaled on a spike.
[03:44] Jashin
    Ow! That hurts!
[03:46] Poporon
    What are you, an idiot?
[03:48] Jashin
    You keep making fun of devils!
[03:51] Jashin
    Are you that much better?!
    Who's an angel, anyway?
[04:03] Jashin
    What is this? I feel as if
    power is rising within me!
[04:08] Jashin
    After absorbing the power of an angel,
[04:11] Jashin
    Jashin-chan is now a Super Jashin-chan,
    a fusion of good and evil!
[04:14] Poporon
    My halo had that much power?!
[04:18] Jashin
    Guess not.
[04:19] Jashin
    Aw, I guess it was just really shiny!
[04:22] Jashin
    What a letdown!
[04:24] Poporon
    But without my halo, I can't use my powers!
[04:27] Jashin
    Yay!
[04:29] Jashin
    What'd you call that? The Light Sword?
[04:32] Jashin
    Without your powers,
    I guess it's just a spiky bat now, huh?
[04:35] Jashin
    What are you gonna do?
[04:38] Jashin
    And now the inferior species,
    the devil, gets her turn!
[04:41] Jashin
    I'm getting all excited now!
[04:44] Jashin
    Here I go!
[04:46] Jashin
    Get... ready... for...
[04:50] Poporon
    Hey...
[04:51] Poporon
    Hey, did you really take me
    seriously? I was just kidding.
[04:54] Poporon
    It's better for angels and devils
    to get along, right?
[04:57] Poporon
    I'm opposed to Armageddons!
[04:59] Poporon
    Good day to you!
[05:01] Jashin
    She was pretty cunning for an angel.
[05:03] Jashin
    She reminds me of someone...
[05:06] DevilA
    Here's who!
[05:07] Jashin
    Oh, right!
[05:08] Jashin
    The Shirokuma almond jelly!
[05:11] Jashin
    She's gonna kill me for sure.
[05:15] Poporon
    It's the perfect weapon for an angel, no?
[05:21] Minos
    Medusa told me about this
     great curry place the other day.
[05:25] Minos
    It's called Manten,
    and their servings are huge!
[05:27] Jashin
    Once again...
[05:28] Minos
    It was so good! And the staff was so cheerful
    that it felt like such a great place to be!
[05:29] Jashin
    Yurine swapped the super-thin castella
    I tried to serve Minos back to me.
[05:33] Yurine
    Cool. Where's Medusa today?
[05:36] Minos
    Oh, she said she was going out with a friend.
[05:39] Jashin
    A friend?!
[05:40] Minos
    What's wrong, Jashin-chan?
[05:42] Jashin
    A friend? Medusa has...
[05:44] Jashin
    another friend besides me?!
[05:47] Medusa
    A-T-M.
SIGN    A(migo-ship) T(erminated) M(oocher)
[05:51] Jashin
    That traitor!
[05:51] Minos
    Jashin-chan? Hey, Jashin-chan? What's wrong?
[05:53] Jashin
    She never had anyone she could
    go out with other than me before!
[05:55] Minos
    Answer me! Hey, can I eat that? Huh?
[06:01] Jashin
    I'll blow up her phone!
    I'll get her here right now!
SIGN    DAI
SIGN    DAI
[06:07] DevilA
    Daimaru-yaki!
SIGN    DAI
SIGN    DAI
SIGN    DAI
SIGN    DAI
SIGN    DAI
SIGN    DAI
SIGN    DAI
SIGN    DAI
SIGN    DAI
SIGN    DAI
[06:10] Minos
    Well, I gotta get to my part-time job.
[06:16] Jashin
    You absolute hussy! I heard all about it!
    Who'd you make friends with, huh?!
[06:20] Jashin
    Who do you have that you can
    go out with other than me?!
[06:23] Medusa
    Uh... That's...
[06:26] Jashin
    Seriously? You're gonna give me
    a "How'd you find out?" face?
[06:29] Jashin
    How shameless can you be, you hussy?!
    Are you some kinda dancing queen?!
[06:33] Yurine
    Are you jealous?
[06:35] Yurine
    Who Medusa goes out with is her choice.
[06:38] Jashin
    I-I'm not jealous at all!
[06:41] Jashin
    I don't care what this basic,
    low-ranked chick does.
[06:44] Jashin
    I just find it unforgivable
     for some reason!
[06:46] Yurine
    I think that's what you call being jealous.
[06:48] Jashin
    Just tell me already!
    Who'd you go out with, you traitor?!
[06:52] Medusa
    U-Uh, it was...
[06:56] Jashin
    So you do feel guilty. So guilty
    you can't even bear to tell me!
[07:00] Jashin
    After all those times you said you loved me!
    What's your problem?!
[07:02] Yurine
    Well, I think I'll go to the bookstore.
[07:05] Jashin
    Save that for later!
[07:07] Jashin
    I want you to hear every last detail
    of this hussy's dastardly deeds!
[07:10] Yurine
    Do you ever shut up?
[07:13] Medusa
    You're so cruel, Jashin-chan.
[07:15] Medusa
    Do you have to keep calling me
    "hussy" and "traitor"?
[07:18] Jashin
    C-Cry all you want.
    I still won't forgive you.
[07:20] Jashin
    Why don't you just explain
    what this is all about?
[07:24] Medusa
    I didn't tell you because
    I thought I wasn't supposed to.
[07:27] Jashin
    Huh?
[07:28] Medusa
    You're the one who told me not to.
SIGN    A Few Days Prior
[07:31] DevilA
    A few days prior...
SIGN    A Few Days Prior
SIGN    A Few Days Prior
SIGN    A Few Days Prior
SIGN    A Few Days Prior
SIGN    A Few Days Prior
SIGN    A Few Days Prior
SIGN    A Few Days Prior
[07:34] Jashin
    I got so hung up on getting that figure
    at the arcade, I blew 5,000 yen on it.
SIGN    Fruit
SIGN    Figure
SIGN    Grapes
[07:39] Jashin
    What's with this stupid figure, anyway?!
    Grapes?! Who the hell even needs this?!
SIGN    Fruit
SIGN    Figure
SIGN    Grapes
SIGN    Fruit
SIGN    Figure
SIGN    Grapes
[07:43] Jashin
    I got too serious because of the mango!
[07:47] Jashin
    I burned through all my spending money!
[07:51] Jashin
    Medusa, do you love me?
[07:55] Medusa
    Where'd that come from? Of course I love you.
[08:00] Jashin
    I can't go on living without money!
[08:02] Jashin
    What am I supposed to do now?!
[08:05] Medusa
    Don't cry, Jashin-chan.
[08:07] Medusa
    It'll be okay. I'll just work more.
[08:09] Jashin
    What? You will?
[08:10] Medusa
    I'll protect you, Jashin-chan!
[08:12] Jashin
    Really?
[08:13] Jashin
    Aw, I'm sorry. I wasn't saying it
    to get you to do that or anything.
[08:19] Medusa
    Okay.
[08:19] Jashin
    But don't tell them you want
    more work because of me.
[08:22] Jashin
    It'd make me the bad guy.
[08:24] Medusa
    Okay, I won't.
[08:27] Medusa
    So I told Minos I was going out
    with a friend to cover it up.
[08:30] Medusa
    I wasn't even sure if I should
    talk about it in front of Yurine-san...
[08:34] Medusa
    But you keep being mean, calling me a hussy
     and a traitor and saying I kept quiet
[08:38] Medusa
    because I felt guilty...
[08:40] Jashin
    Hey, Yurine, why don't you
    go to the bookstore?
[08:43] Jashin
    Guess it's too late now, huh?
[08:46] Jashin
    But "hussy" is just wrong.
    Who called you a hussy?
[08:49] Jashin
    Dancing queen? In this case,
    you're more like "Money, Money, Money."
[08:55] Medusa
    They're both mean!
[08:56] Yurine
    Jashin-chan...
[08:57] Yurine
    You really are the
    absolute worst, aren't you?
[09:01] Yurine
    I actually feel sorry for you.
[09:03] Yurine
    I know you're a devil,
    but you'd really sink that low?
[09:09] Jashin
    Huh? You're not gonna do anything to me?
[09:11] Yurine
    Medusa, I'll walk you to the station.
[09:14] Medusa
    Okay...
SIGN    DAI
SIGN    DAI
[09:15] DevilA
    Nom.
[09:20] Jashin
    What is this feeling?
[09:22] Jashin
    Why did Yurine look at me
    like she'd given up on everything?
[09:27] Jashin
    It was as if she didn't even
    consider me worth punishing this time.
[09:36] Jashin
    M-My stomach hurts!
[09:40] Jashin
    And my acid reflux is acting up!
[09:46] Yurine
    Are you crying?
[09:48] Jashin
    No, I'm not.
[09:50] Yurine
    Are you puking, then?
    Don't make a mess in my closet.
SIGN    Open
SIGN    Menu
SIGN    Cutlet Curry
SIGN    Croquette Curry
SIGN    Shumai Curry
SIGN    Wiener Curry
SIGN    Jumbo Curry
SIGN    Large Curry
SIGN    Regular Curry
SIGN    Yen
SIGN    Yen
SIGN    Yen
SIGN    Yen
SIGN    Yen
SIGN    Yen
SIGN    Yen
[10:14] Staff
    Welcome.
[10:17] Minos
    Heya.
[10:19] Medusa
    Minos...
[10:21] Minos
    I've got a message from Jashin-chan.
[10:24] Minos
    She wanted me to give this to you.
[10:26] Staff
    Thank you for waiting.
SIGN    Dear Medusa
SIGN    I might possibly have been just a tiny bit wrong yesterday.
SIGN    So to make up for it,
    I'll spend today with you.
SIGN    I'll be waiting in
     Shibuya at 1:00.
SIGN    Jashin-chan
SIGN    Dear Medusa
SIGN    I might possibly have been just a tiny bit wrong yesterday.
SIGN    So to make up for it,
    I'll spend today with you.
SIGN    I'll be waiting in
     Shibuya at 1:00.
SIGN    Jashin-chan
[10:31] Jashin
    I might possibly have been
    just a tiny bit wrong yesterday.
[10:38] Jashin
    So to make up for it,
    I'll spend today with you.
[10:43] Jashin
    I'll be waiting in Shibuya at 1:00.
[10:48] Medusa
    Jashin-chan...
[10:49] Minos
    She was apparently outside my place
    last night, yelling about having no money,
[10:54] Minos
    but I was asleep and didn't even notice.
[10:57] Minos
    I just found that in my newspaper box.
[11:00] Medusa
    It's okay! That's why I asked for more work!
[11:03] Medusa
    Whenever Jashin-chan's
    in trouble, I have her back!
[11:06] Medusa
    Gotta go!
[11:07] Minos
    Wait, your curry!
[11:08] Medusa
    You can have it! Sorry, Minos!
[11:10] Medusa
    I'll leave the money here!
[11:12] Staff
    Thank you.
[11:13] Minos
    Heck yeah!
[11:15] Medusa
    I know! I'll wear the things
    I bought the other day!
[11:18] Medusa
    It might be a nice surprise for Jashin-chan!
[11:21] Yurine
    Weren't you going out?
[11:23] Jashin
    I'm leaving soon. We're meeting up at 1pm.
    I think I'll get there right on time.
[11:29] Yurine
    Really?
[11:30] Eyeball
    Ding, ding!
[11:31] Jashin
    That sound...
[11:33] Eyeball
    Congratulations, Jashin-chan-sama.
    You have leveled up.
[11:37] Yurine
    What is this thing?
[11:39] Jashin
    It's Eyeball-chan, a lower devil
    that delivers messages.
[11:42] Yurine
    Huh...
[11:43] Eyeball
    I've come to inform you that you have
    earned a reward for leveling up.
[11:49] Jashin
    Yay!
[11:50] Yurine
    What happens when you level up?
[11:53] Jashin
    You get a reward and
    all kinds of other bonuses.
[11:56] Yurine
    Bonuses?
[11:58] Jashin
    A free train pass,
    a voucher for a fancy hotel,
[12:02] Jashin
    coupons for huge discounts
    at the grocery store...
[12:05] Jashin
    and a bunch of other things.
[12:07] Yurine
    The hell? Is that like discount
     coupons for stockholders?
[12:10] Jashin
    Wait... I didn't kill anything
    big enough to level up, though.
[12:15] Eyeball
    Because you ate an angel's halo
    and nullified her powers,
[12:19] Eyeball
    you have been granted
    a special exception to level up.
[12:22] Jashin
    For real?! I'll eat more, then!
    Time to go angel-hunting!
[12:25] Eyeball
    Because you are a pitiful devil
    who cannot return to Hell,
[12:29] Eyeball
    to congratulate you on leveling up...
[12:31] Eyeball
    Satan-sama has sent this.
SIGN    Satan's Tears
SIGN    Satan's Tears
SIGN    Satan's Tears
[12:34] Jashin
    What's that?
SIGN    Satan's Tears
[12:36] Eyeball
    It would take too long to explain,
SIGN    Satan's Tears
[12:38] Eyeball
    but it is a side product of
    Satan-sama's magic research.
[12:41] Yurine
    This'll take a while, won't it?
    I'm gonna eat my Puttsun Pudding.
[12:42] Eyeball
    As a result of some spell or other
    being performed on some recipe or other,
SIGN    Puttsun Pudding
SIGN    Puttsun Pudding
[12:47] Eyeball
    this Super Ultra Exciting Galaxy
    Sentimental Dream is made as...
[12:53] Eyeball
    And that's what it is.
[12:54] Jashin
    Huh. So if I drink this,
    I'll get really powerful?
[12:58] Eyeball
    Yes.
[12:59] Jashin
    For real? I might be able to kill Yurine!
[13:02] Eyeball
    Well, I have fulfilled my duty, so...
[13:05] Eyeball
    Farewell!
[13:07] Yurine
    It blew up...
[13:08] Jashin
    Sniffle, sniffle.
[13:09] Jashin
    Eyeball-chan dies once
    it's delivered its message.
[13:14] Yurine
    That's intense.
[13:15] Jashin
    But devils that die in the human realm
    reincarnate in Hell right away,
[13:19] Jashin
    and they're always reborn
    a rank higher, so it's all good.
[13:23] Yurine
    Huh.
[13:24] Jashin
    Eyeball-chan, I accept this with gratitude.
[13:32] Jashin
    Whoa, that stinks!
[13:33] Jashin
    I-Is this really safe to drink?!
SIGN    Jashin-chan
SIGN    This is totally safe to drink
SIGN    Satan
[13:39] Jashin
    Uh... You know what?
[13:41] Jashin
    I bet it's one of those things that
    smells awful, but tastes... pretty okay...
[13:46] Yurine
    If you're gonna drink it,
    do it already. It reeks.
[13:52] Jashin
    It tastes as bad as it smells!
[13:56] Yurine
    It's actually surprising
    how unsurprising that is.
[14:03] Yurine
    That's so good.
[14:04] Jashin
    Who cares about Puttsun Pudding?!
    I'm suffering here! Gimme a bite!
[14:09] Yurine
    No. I eat every bite of my
    own dessert. That's my policy.
[14:13] Jashin
    Damn it! Then I'll just leave now
    and get Medusa to buy me tons of sweets!
[14:20] Jashin
    Ow! What the hell did I trip over?
    There's nothing there.
[14:23] Yurine
    Jashin-chan, you... Those...
[14:27] Jashin
    Huh?
[14:33] Medusa
    I wonder if Jashin-chan will be surprised.
[14:37] Jashin
    Hey.
[14:38] Medusa
    Huh? Jashin-chan?!
[14:40] Medusa
    Why are you wearing clothes?
    Wow, you look so cute!
[14:43] Jashin
    I don't look cute. I look strong.
[14:47] Jashin
    Sorry I kept you waiting.
[14:48] Medusa
    Oh, it's totally okay.
[14:50] Medusa
    I just got here a little early, that's all.
[14:52] Medusa
    I did get some weird looks because
    I've been here all this time, but... huh?
[14:58] Medusa
    Jashin-chan... You have legs?
[15:01] Jashin
    She finally noticed, huh?
[15:03] (Flashback) Yurine
    You... Those...
[15:06] (Flashback) Jashin
    I've grown legs!
[15:08] (Flashback) Yurine
    Is it because of this?
SIGN    Satan's Tears
[15:10] (Flashback) Jashin
    It must be!
[15:11] (Flashback) Jashin
    The message said I'd get a lot more
     powerful. I guess this is what it meant.
[15:16] (Flashback) Yurine
    You'll make life rough for the
    animators if you stay naked.
[15:19] (Flashback) Yurine
    Wear this for now.
[15:23] (Flashback) Jashin
    By the way, are these panties new?
[15:26] (Flashback) Yurine
    I've never worn them, okay?!
[15:28] Jashin
    Medusa's gonna be so excited
    when she sees me like this!
[15:34] Jashin
    So that's what happened. Surprised?
[15:36] Medusa
    I can't believe Satan-sama gave you
    a reward like that! You're amazing!
[15:41] Jashin
    Wait, where's your paper bag?
[15:45] Medusa
    I had contacts made that
    block my petrification power.
[15:49] Jashin
    What?! That's awesome!
[15:51] Jashin
    So you'll be able to walk around in the
    human realm without the bag now?
[15:55] Medusa
    Yep!
[15:57] Jashin
    Good for you, Medusa.
[16:01] Medusa
    Oh, Jashin-chan!
[16:04] Medusa
    I want to wear clothes like yours.
[16:07] Medusa
    Let's pick some out!
[16:16] Medusa
    Isn't this cute?
[16:18] Jashin
    They all look the same to me.
[16:20] Medusa
    Ta-da! What do you think?
[16:22] Jashin
    You look great.
[16:24] Medusa
    Really?! I'm so happy!
[16:26] Medusa
    It's so nice not needing to wear
    a bag on my head around town.
[16:30] Medusa
    It made it so much harder to see
    the sights. This is much more fun!
[16:34] Jashin
    Medusa seems to be enjoying
    herself a lot more than usual.
[16:37] Jashin
    She must've really hated that bag.
[16:41] Medusa
    You're happy to have legs now, too, aren't you?
    You're enjoying yourself more than usual.
[16:45] Jashin
    Th-That's not true.
    It's really drafty and uncomfortable.
[16:49] GuyA
    What's this?
[16:50] GuyA
    There are angels in Shibuya!
[16:52] GuyB
    Hey, you super cute angels.
    Wanna get some tea with us?
[16:55] Jashin
    We're devils!
[16:57] Medusa
    We got hit on!
[16:58] Jashin
    They'll have to wait ten
    billion years before trying again.
[17:10] Medusa
    This is pretty amazing! And tasty!
[17:13] Jashin
    I don't understand human
     standards for cuteness.
[17:18] Jashin
    Let's go check that out later.
[17:19] Medusa
    What is that? It's so big!
[17:22] Jashin
    It's the Unicorn.
SIGN    Jashin-chan is here in Tokyo somewhere...
[17:44] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, look! The ocean!
[17:47] OtakuA
    Are you okay?!
[17:48] OtakuB
    You're not hurt?
SIGN    Moe
SIGN    Moe
SIGN    Moe
SIGN    Moe
[17:50] Jashin
    Don't touch her!
[17:51] Jashin
    Try again in 20 billion years!
[17:53] Medusa
    I'm not used to these shoes, so I tripped.
[17:56] Jashin
    Are you okay?
[17:58] Jashin
    Medusa!
[17:58] Jashin
    Your legs!
[18:01] Medusa
    What's... happening?
[18:03] Jashin
    Your legs are starting to petrify!
[18:05] Jashin
    We need a place with fewer people!
[18:07] Jashin
    Let's go over there!
[18:10] Jashin
    Is it a side effect of your contacts?
[18:14] Medusa
    Huh?
[18:14] Jashin
    Take them out for a bit.
[18:16] Medusa
    O-Okay...
[18:21] Medusa
    I think it stopped.
[18:24] Jashin
    I knew it.
[18:25] Jashin
    There's no way your petrification
    power can be blocked that easily.
[18:29] Jashin
    Someone made you phony
    contacts with side effects.
[18:31] Jashin
    Once we get back to Hell,
    I'm gonna file a complaint.
[18:34] Medusa
    I'm sorry, Jashin-chan!
[18:36] Medusa
    You took the time to spend today with me,
    and I only caused trouble for you...
[18:40] Medusa
    I thought I could finally walk
    around without a paper bag...
[18:45] Jashin
    Stop crying, Medusa!
[18:47] Jashin
    I don't...
[18:49] Jashin
    I don't think you've caused any trouble.
[18:52] Jashin
    And there might be another
    way besides the contacts.
[18:56] Jashin
    So cheer up.
[18:57] Medusa
    Yeah... You're right.
[19:01] Jashin
    But I will never forgive
    that crooked merchant!
[19:05] Jashin
    Curse these phony contacts!
[19:10] Jashin
    Huh?
[19:12] Malphas
    Wait, what? Where am I? Huh?!
[19:16] Medusa
    Oh, the one who sold me the contacts.
[19:18] Malphas
    Oh! Thank you for your business!
[19:20] Jashin
    You're the crooked merchant
    who sold her these phony contacts?!
[19:25] Jashin
    Dropkick in Odaiba!
[19:31] Jashin
    Oh! My dropkick's a lot more powerful, too!
[19:34] Jashin
    Maybe I'll be able to kill Yurine now!
[19:38] Medusa
    Thank you!
[19:39] Medusa
    You really are kind, Jashin-chan!
[19:42] Jashin
    It's nothing like that.
[19:44] Jashin
    He just pissed me off 'cause
    he made you waste your money.
[19:48] Jashin
    Your money is my money, after all.
[19:51] Medusa
    Yes, yes.
[19:56] Jashin
    We should head home now.
[19:57] Medusa
    Yeah.
[19:58] Jashin
    We'll be in a crowd, so...
[20:00] Jashin
    You'll have to wear this paper bag.
[20:03] Jashin
    Come on.
[20:05] Jashin
    You can't walk until the
    petrification wears off.
[20:08] Medusa
    Okay.
[20:10] Medusa
    Thanks, Jashin-chan. I'm not heavy, am I?
[20:13] Jashin
    You sure are. Lose some weight.
[20:15] Medusa
    You're so mean!
[20:17] Jashin
    Hey, that's cold. Did you just drool on me?
[20:21] Medusa
    I didn't drool!
[20:28] Jashin
    Unseasonal snow?
[20:52] Yurine
    What?!
[20:54] Yurine
    So you carried Medusa on your back
    all the way from Odaiba?
[20:57] Jashin
    Even I'm worn out after that.
[21:00] Medusa
    I'm sorry.
[21:01] Yurine
    I guess you do have
    a little bit of good in you.
[21:04] Yurine
    Just a little bit.
[21:05] Jashin
    And that's how I get you to let your
    guard down with my "good devil" mode!
[21:09] Jashin
    I've already confirmed
    legs are stronger than a tail!
[21:12] Jashin
    Die, Yurine! This will be the final episode
    of the Dropkick on My Devil! anime!
[21:17] Jashin
    Jashin-chan Dropkick:
[21:18] Jashin
    We Have Enough Episodes Now, So We Can Run
    a "Recap Episode for Reasons" Next Week...
[21:24] Jashin
    The Final!
[21:29] Jashin
    Ouch.
[21:32] Jashin
    Huh?
[21:33] Jashin
    My tail's back!
[21:34] Yurine
    Looks like that potion wears off
    after some time.
[21:38] Jashin
    Shame I lost my power-up,
[21:40] Jashin
    but this is the body I feel best in!
[21:44] Jashin
    I'll get dinner ready now.
[21:45] Yurine
    Hold it.
[21:47] Yurine
    I finally managed to see just
    a tiny bit of good in you earlier,
[21:51] Yurine
    and you just brushed off my kindness...
[21:54] Yurine
    and tried to kill me again, didn't you?
[21:57] Yurine
    Since you got your tail back,
[21:59] Yurine
    maybe we'll have live
    snake for dinner tonight.
[22:02] Jashin
    Please don't! I don't wanna be eaten alive!
[22:06] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, thanks for everything today!
[23:40] Jashin
    Two angels have had their wings ripped off
    and bear the same scars on their heart,
[23:44] Jashin
    though they are as
    opposed as light and darkness.
[23:47] Jashin
    And a devil surpasses time...
[23:49] Jashin
    Dropkick on My Devil returns next time
    with a Pallo Special to your heart!