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SIGN    Suico Penguin Goods Campaign
SIGN    Total
[00:01] Staff
    Your total is 3,200 yen.
[00:04] Jashin
    Ugh, why don't they have the
    second volume of the grimoire?
[00:09] Yurine
    I bought the first volume
    at a used bookstore.
[00:13] Yurine
    You're looking in the wrong places.
[00:16] Yurine
    I'm glad I was able to buy the book I wanted.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    On that day,
    the woman,
    Hanazono Yurine...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    ...used the grimoire
    she bought at a used
    bookstore to casually
    summon a devil...
SIGN    TV Anime
    Adaptation!
[00:20] Jashin
    That's Yurine.
SIGN    ...used the grimoire she bought at a used
    bookstore to casually summon a devil...
[00:24] Jashin
    Guess it's true.
[00:26] Yurine
    I'm hungry. Let's stop
    and eat on our way home.
[00:30] Yurine
    What do you want?
[00:31] Jashin
    Y-You're...
[00:33] Yurine
    Huh? What are you saying?
[00:35] Yurine
    I want to go to Jiro.
[00:38] Yurine
    Yeah. Let's go to Jiro.
[00:40] Jashin
    Huh? Why'd you even ask me?
[00:43] Jashin
    And what is "Jiro"?
[00:45] Jashin
    Also, we're...
[00:48] Jashin
    ...getting an anime adaptation?!
[00:50] DevilA
    You only just realized?
[02:22] Staff
    Welcome.
[02:25] Yurine
    You always get fried fish with
    your mincemeat cutlets and rice.
[02:29] Jashin
    This is what I like the best!
[02:32] Jashin
    What about you?
[02:33] Jashin
    You always get milk and
    scallop croquettes with rice.
[02:37] Yurine
    Yeah. This is what I like the best.
[02:42] Jashin
    I want to try a bite of that.
[02:45] Yurine
    No.
[02:47] Yurine
    I hate all that "gimme a bite"
    food-sharing stuff.
[02:54] Yurine
    You should eat what you ordered
    for yourself, and eat it all.
[02:57] Jashin
    Oh... Okay. I apologize.
[03:04] Yurine
    I can't finish my rice.
[03:06] Yurine
    Jashin-chan, finish it for me.
[03:07] Jashin
    Huh? O-Okay...
[03:11] Jashin
    This totally contradicts
    what she just said.
[03:14] Jashin
    But I won't say anything.
    She'd just get mad at me.
[03:19] Yurine
    I'm done. That was delicious.
[03:24] Yurine
    Excuse me. I'd like a mincemeat
    cutlet boxed lunch, please.
[03:28] Staff
    Got it. One mincemeat cutlet
    boxed lunch coming up.
[03:31] Jashin
    What are you going to do with that?
[03:33] Jashin
    Is it for dinner?
[03:35] Yurine
    There's one more stop I want to make.
[03:44] Yurine
    Pekola, are you there?
    I brought you some food.
[03:47] Jashin
    Why's she giving food to that fallen angel?
[03:49] Guy
    Pekola?
[03:52] Guy
    I'm not Pekola.
[03:54] Yurine
    Oh, wrong place.
[03:56] Guy
    Pekola's over there.
[03:58] Yurine
    Oh, that's hers?
[04:00] Yurine
    Thank you.
SIGN    No soccer, baseball, fireworks, or other disruptive activities allowed in this park
[04:03] Pekola
    What do a witch and
    her familiar want with me?
[04:06] Jashin
    Could you be any more impudent?!
[04:09] Jashin
    Want me to kill you right here and now?!
[04:11] Pekola
    D-Don't!
[04:13] Pekola
    On top of being weak since I lost my halo,
[04:15] Pekola
    I'm also so hungry,
     I have no strength at all.
SIGN    Gurrrrgle
SIGN    Gurrrrgle
SIGN    Gurrrrgle
[04:20] Yurine
    That's why I brought this for you.
[04:25] Pekola
    A m-mincemeat cutlet lunch!
[04:28] Pekola
    Th-This is... for me?
[04:33] Pekola
    I don't need it! My pride as an angel won't
     allow me to accept charity from a witch!
[04:39] Pekola
    P-Please leave!
[04:41] Yurine
    I'm not a witch.
[04:44] Yurine
    Okay, fine. Have it your way.
[04:48] Yurine
    I'll just leave this here.
[04:55] Yurine
    Jashin-chan, let's go.
[04:57] Jashin
    Yep.
[05:14] Pekola
    I want it so bad!
SIGN    Gurrrrgle
SIGN    Gurrrrgle
SIGN    Gurrrrgle
[05:16] Pekola
    No, no, no! I mustn't! What angel
    would eat food given to her by a witch?!
[05:23] Pekola
    But it's not good to waste food...
[05:29] Pekola
    I don't care about the witch, but isn't
    leaving it uneaten rude to whoever cooked it?
[05:35] Pekola
    That's it!
[05:37] Pekola
    It's rude to the cook!
[05:38] (Flashback) Cook
    Eat up.
SIGN    °Her mental image
[05:40] Pekola
    Okay! I'll eat it!
[05:46] Pekola
    Ah, that smells delicious.
[05:49] Pekola
    Huh?
[05:52] Pekola
    Why are you here?
[05:55] Jashin
    You said you weren't gonna eat it, so I thought
    I'd have it. Don't want it to go to waste.
[06:05] Jashin
    What? Did you want to eat it?
[06:09] Pekola
    O-Of course not!
[06:11] Jashin
    Thought so.
SIGN    Diiiing
[06:22] Jashin
    That was the last bite.
[06:24] Jashin
    Ah, that was yummy! And so juicy!
[06:28] Jashin
    Those juicy meat juices are so juicy!
[06:33] Jashin
    I'm no good at food reviews.
[06:34] Jashin
    Thanks for the food!
    Get rid of the trash for me, yeah?
[06:38] Jashin
    My belly's so full.
[06:40] Jashin
    Honestly, what a greedy body I have.
[06:47] Pekola
    This is for the best.
[06:49] Pekola
    I held on to my pride as an angel.
SIGN    Gurrrrgle
SIGN    Gurrrrgle
SIGN    Gurrrrgle
[06:54] Pekola
    Ugh. I'll have some water and go to sleep.
[06:59] Pekola
    Patrasche, I'm so tired.
SIGN    Some
    Time
    Later
SIGN    Pekola
[07:12] Yurine
    You disappeared at some
     point on the way home.
[07:16] Yurine
    You didn't go back and
    eat Pekola's lunch, did you?
[07:20] Jashin
    N-No, I didn't!
[07:22] Yurine
    Really?
[07:24] Jashin
    I didn't!
[07:24] Yurine
    Oh? You'd better tell me the truth...
[07:34] Yurine
    or I'll turn your arm into
    mincemeat in the blender.
[07:36] Jashin
    I ate it! I ate it!
SIGN    Aaaaaa
SIGN    aaaaargh
[07:41] Yurine
    Tonight's dinner is
    Jashin-chan mincemeat cutlets.
SIGN    Please bear
SIGN    with us a moment
SIGN    Please bear
SIGN    with us a moment
[07:50] Yurine
    Okay, I'm going back to Jiro
    to get another lunch for Pekola.
[07:54] Yurine
    Regenerate your arm and clean up in here.
[08:00] Jashin
    Damn it! She really did it!
    Even after I told her the truth!
[08:04] Jashin
    Damn it!
SIGN    Fresh
SIGN    Mincemeat Cutlet
[08:16] Pekola
    Bless that witch.
[08:23] Minos
    Hello!
[08:28] Minos
    I brought you a really cool
    rare souvenir from Hell.
[08:32] Minos
    A toy mandragora!
[08:34] DevilA
    Mandragora. Also known as the mandrake.
[08:38] DevilA
    They scream when pulled out of the dirt,
     and legend says any human who hears it
[08:42] DevilA
    goes crazy and dies!
[08:46] Minos
    It makes a dying scream
    when you squeeze its belly.
SIGN    Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
SIGN    Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
SIGN    Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[08:53] Jashin
    That's creepy!
[08:56] Yurine
    Th-That's so rock 'n roll...
[08:58] Jashin
    What's rock 'n roll about it?
[09:00] Minos
    You like it?
[09:01] Yurine
    Yeah.
SIGN    Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
SIGN    Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[09:02] Minos
    I'm so glad! The mandragora's happy, too!
[09:05] Yurine
    Jashin-chan is scum, but her friends,
    like you and Medusa, are all great.
[09:11] Yurine
    Even though Jashin-chan is scum.
[09:13] Jashin
    Hmph! She's not my friend or anything.
[09:17] Minos
    Why would you say that? That's mean.
[09:19] Jashin
    It's not mean!
[09:20] Jashin
    How many times have I gotten hurt
    'cause of you since we were kids?!
[09:25] (Flashback) Minos
    Jashin-chan, I'll push you.
[09:27] (Flashback) Text
    Huh?
[09:27] (Flashback) Minos
    And... push!
[09:31] (Flashback) Minos
    Wow!
[09:33] (Flashback) Minos
    You can bend further!
[09:35] (Flashback) Jashin
    I-I can't!
[09:37] (Flashback) Minos
    You can!
SIGN    Crack
[09:41] (Flashback) Minos
    Huh? What happened?
[09:43] (Flashback) Jashin
    You dislocated my spine...
[09:49] Minos
    I said I was sorry for all those times.
     And I didn't do 'em on purpose.
[09:53] Jashin
    That doesn't make it okay!
[09:55] Jashin
    Think before you do things, you musclehead!
[09:59] Minos
    Excuse me? It's your
    own fault for being weak!
[10:02] Jashin
    What?! I'm not weak! You wanna fight?
[10:06] Minos
    Fine by me!
[10:07] Jashin
    I'll teach you!
[10:10] Jashin
    Killer move: Jashin-chan Dropkick...
[10:13] Jashin
    The Animation!
[10:16] Jashin
    Take this!
[10:17] Minos
    I can repel a move like that easy!
SIGN    Gaaaaaah
SIGN    Gaaaaaah
SIGN    Gaaaaaah
[10:39] Jashin
    M-Mandragora-chan?
SIGN    Silence...
SIGN    Silence...
SIGN    Silence...
SIGN    Silence...
SIGN    There's no response.
SIGN    It's just a corpse.
[10:47] Jashin
    Th-That really was a dying scream...
[10:51] Jashin
    But... whatever, right?
    It was creepy, anyway!
[10:56] Jashin
    Right, Yurine?
[10:58] Yurine
    I really liked that toy.
[11:03] Jashin
    Yurine?
[11:05] Minos
    Well, it's about time for me
    to deliver the evening paper.
[11:09] Jashin
    Hey! Wait, Minos, you jerk!
[11:12] Yurine
    Its death scream was so cute.
[11:17] Yurine
    And she said it was rare.
[11:22] Yurine
    You know what this means, don't you?
[11:28] Yurine
    There.
[11:31] Yurine
    Oh, come on. A little yelp like that
    won't replace its death scream.
[11:37] Jashin
    I can't take any more... Please stop...
[11:43] Yurine
    Give me a better scream.
SIGN    Unhappy
    Turn
SIGN    Unhappy
    Turn
SIGN    Unhappy
    Turn
[11:51] Pekola
    I work and work and work,
SIGN    I work and work and work,
[11:53] Pekola
    but my life never gets any easier.
SIGN    but my life never gets any easier.
[11:55] Pekola
    I only stare at my hand.
SIGN    I only stare at my hand.
[11:57] Minos
    Working is fun!
[11:59] Jashin
    You work, you lose.
[12:02] Pekola
    I only stare at my hand.
SIGN    Yaki
SIGN    tori
SIGN    Ice
    Cream
SIGN    Ice
    Cream
SIGN    Ice
    Cream
[12:17] Mei
    Good morning, Miyatsuko from India.
SIGN    For
SIGN    Maharaurava
[12:21] Mei
    Have you gotten used to
    this room, Totempoleko?
SIGN    Hell
SIGN    For
SIGN    Maharaurava
[12:25] Mei
    Vastine...
SIGN    Hell
SIGN    For
SIGN    Maharaurava
[12:27] Mei
    It was really hard to bring you
    into this family, you know.
SIGN    Hell
SIGN    For
SIGN    Maharaurava
SIGN    Hell
SIGN    For
SIGN    Maharaurava
SIGN    Hell
SIGN    For
SIGN    Maharaurava
SIGN    Hell
SIGN    For
SIGN    Maharaurava
SIGN    Hell
SIGN    For
SIGN    Maharaurava
SIGN    Bus Departure Schedule
[12:32] Mei
    The way they did this bus
    dead-ule is just so wonder-four!
[12:37] Mei
    My beautiful babies...
[12:39] Mei
    Now, if I can just bring Orochimaru
    into the fold, it'll be perfect.
[12:45] Mei
    Oh, no! I can't laze around here! I'm late!
[12:51] Mei
    The supercop of the Banzaibashi
    Police Department, Tachibana Mei,
[12:55] Mei
    will protect the peace in this world!
[13:01] Mei
    I have to patrol the area to make sure
    there's no one dangerous around.
[13:13] Hashira
    A-Are you okay?!
SIGN    I'm all right. I just have a weak constitution.
SIGN    Sorry to worry you.
[13:26] Hashira
    She had such a cute voice.
[13:28] Mei
    Okay, no problems here.
[13:32] An
    Excuse me, kind young man.
[13:34] An
    Do you have any interest
     in woodblock prints?
[13:36] Hashira
    Huh? Woodblock prints?
[13:38] An
    They're a bit expensive,
    but you can pay in installments.
[13:42] An
    They will be valuable
    assets in the future.
[13:46] An
    How about just a quick peek?
[13:49] Hashira
    O-Okay, then...
[13:51] Hashira
    Just a peek.
SIGN    Gallery
    Numa
[13:53] An
    One silkscreen!
SIGN    Sale
    In Progress
SIGN    Sale
    In Progress
SIGN    Sale
    In Progress
SIGN    Sale
    In Progress
SIGN    Sale
    In Progress
SIGN    Sale
    In Progress
[13:59] Mei
    Good! No problems here!
[14:10] Mei
    Wonderful!
[14:11] Mei
    That form!
[14:13] Mei
    And the inexplicable
    Halloween-ish clothes!
[14:17] Mei
    Oh, no! It's so wonderful, I could cry!
[14:21] Mei
    Right! You're mine now!
[14:24] Mei
    Upsy-daisy...
[14:27] Staff
    Uh, excuse me...
[14:29] Staff
    Is there some problem with that statue?
[14:33] Staff
    It hasn't been rigged with
    explosives or anything, has it?
[14:37] Mei
    No. I'm just taking it home
    because it's so cute.
[14:40] Staff
    Huh?
[14:42] Mei
    He says he wants to come home with me, too.
[14:45] Mei
    Right?
[14:46] Mei
    I do!
[14:47] Mei
    See?
[14:48] Staff
    What's with this chick?
[14:50] Staff
    She's crazy. I gotta call the police.
[14:50] Mei
    Pet, pet! You're so smooth!
[14:52] Staff
    Wait, but isn't she a...
[14:53] Mei
    Oh, you're so cute!
[14:54] Staff
    Hang on, why am I dealing with this?
    I'm just a part-timer!
[14:55] Mei
    Mister Fluffy Bom-ba-ye!
    Bom-ba-ye! Bom-ba-ye!
[14:58] Staff
    There's nothing I can do!
[15:01] Mei
    Well, let's go!
[15:02] Staff
    W-Wait! You can't do that!
     That's a store mascot!
[15:05] Mei
    Ah. You just touched my butt, didn't you?
[15:07] Staff
    Huh?!
[15:08] Mei
    Eek! Pervert! Police, help me!
[15:12] Staff
    I did not touch your butt!
[15:14] Mei
    I'm taking him home.
[15:16] Staff
    Let go, you psycho bitch!
[15:19] Jashin
    That's the twisted woman from the other day.
[15:23] Jashin
    I was supposed to meet Medusa here,
[15:26] Jashin
    but I don't want this freak spotting me.
[15:29] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[15:32] Mei
    Jashin-chan?
[15:34] Mei
    Orochimaru!
[15:35] Medusa
    Sorry to keep you waiting. I was buying
    chicken to bring to you and Yurine-chan.
[15:40] Medusa
    What's wrong?
[15:41] Mei
    I don't need this!
    Orochimaru's the only one for me!
[15:44] Jashin
    She found me, damn it! You idiot!
[15:48] Mei
    Wait, Orochimaru!
[15:52] Jashin
    I can't stand that woman!
[15:55] Mei
    Come on, wait for me!
[15:58] Medusa
    What's wrong, Jashin-chan?
[16:00] Medusa
    If you did something bad,
    you need to atone for it.
[16:05] Jashin
    Shut up!
[16:08] Mei
    Orochimaru!
[16:16] Mei
    Bull's-eye!
[16:18] Medusa
    J-Jashin-chan! Are you okay?!
[16:21] Jashin
    You know I'm not.
SIGN    Orochimaru
[16:25] Mei
    Gotcha!
[16:29] Mei
    Oh, Orochimaru!
[16:31] Mei
    You're so beautiful... and adorable.
[16:34] Mei
    And slippery...
[16:36] Jashin
    S-Stop...
[16:38] Mei
    You're still my favorite, Orochimaru!
[16:42] Mei
    Let's take another picture to celebrate!
[16:45] Jashin
    I-I can't... Please stop...
[16:49] Medusa
    U-Uh...
SIGN    Like!
SIGN    Just now
[16:55] DevilA
    I like!
[17:03] Pekola
    It all looks so delicious!
[17:06] Poporon
    Pekola-sama, there's dessert, too.
[17:09] Pino
    And have some nectar to drink.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0
SIGN    Angel Apprentices
[17:12] Pekola
    I can't eat all this.
[17:18] Pekola
    Veal steak...
[17:20] Pekola
    Onion gratin soup...
[17:22] Pekola
    Parfait... Cake... Unleavened bread...
[17:25] Pekola
    Bagna cauda... Tiramisu...
[17:28] Tanehashi
    Hey, part-timer!
[17:29] Pekola
    Mincemeat cutlets...
[17:30] Tanehashi
    Hey, part-timer!
[17:32] Tanehashi
    I'm talking to you, part-timer!
[17:35] Pekola
    Y-You mean me?
[17:38] Tanehashi
    I dunno if you're Pekola or not,
    but quit standing around, part-timer!
[17:42] Tanehashi
    Start moving stuff, part-timer!
[17:46] Pekola
    Why must I be treated this way?
[17:49] Pekola
    I may have fallen, but I'm a former angel!
[17:53] Pekola
    Having to carry such
    heavy boxes up a staircase...
[17:57] Pekola
    What is this, the Holy
    Emperor Cross Mausoleum?
[18:00] Pekola
    We have to carry these heavy boxes up these
    stairs, then go back down in an elevator.
[18:06] Pekola
    Over and over again.
[18:09] Pekola
    All for 400 yen per hour!
[18:11] Pekola
    Why is it a measly 400 yen?! Isn't the minimum
    wage in Tokyo 958 yen excluding tax?!
[18:18] Pekola
    Well, I suppose I have no choice
    if I want to live on Earth.
[18:23] Pekola
    There's no other place that would take in
    someone like me with no background.
[18:30] Pekola
    Oof.
[18:32] Pekola
    That was heavy.
[18:33] Pekola
    What in the world is in this box, anyway?
[18:36] Tanehashi
    If you're done, get back down here
    and get the next one, part-timer!
[18:40] Pekola
    That human has such
    a stupid-sounding voice...
SIGN    Doesn't sound
    intelligent at all
SIGN    Doesn't sound
    intelligent at all
[18:47] Pekola
    I have a feeling there's something
    very wrong about this whole process...
[18:58] Long Hair
    The relationship between the theory
    of relativity and warp navigation
[19:01] Long Hair
    parallels the relationship between
    dark matter and black holes...
[19:08] Pekola
    I know I didn't have a choice in workplaces,
    but I clearly ended up at a very scary one!
[19:16] Pekola
    Stare...
[19:20] Pekola
    This human seems decent.
[19:25] Hottie
    A g-giant praying mantis... is...
[19:30] Hottie
    is coming to kill me and eat me...
[19:34] Hottie
    N-No... Stay back...
[19:37] Hottie
    Stay away from me!
[19:40] Mantis
    Praying mantis.
[19:45] Hottie
    I wouldn't taste any good, you know!
SIGN    White-
    Eyed
SIGN    White-
    Eyed
[19:55] Hottie
    The praying mantis... wants me...
[19:57] Pekola
    Praying... mantis...
SIGN    White-
    Eyed
[20:02] Mantis
    Praying mantis.
[20:03] Hottie
    Praying mantis... Praying mantis...
[20:10] Jashin
    I drank too much.
[20:14] Jashin
    Hey, fallen angel!
[20:16] Jashin
    Bet ya don't eat a lot of sushi, do ya?
[20:19] Jashin
    This is s'posed to be for Yurine,
[20:21] Jashin
    but I'm willin' to give ya a bite!
SIGN    Urp
SIGN    SPLAT
SIGN    Fell
    asleep
    in her
    puke
[20:50] Pekola
    I'm exhausted.
[20:53] Pekola
    I'm grateful they pay in cash,
[20:57] Pekola
    but being worked to the bone
    for eight hours for just 3,200 yen...
[21:01] Pekola
    I'll use 1,000 of this
    for food and necessities,
[21:05] Pekola
    and save the other 2,200 yen.
[21:09] Pekola
    But for now, I need to rest up for tomorrow.
[21:19] Pekola
    My house!
[21:22] Pekola
    You again?!
[21:32] Pekola
    I work in those conditions
    for such a low wage,
[21:35] Pekola
    then have my house destroyed by a devil...
[21:39] Pekola
    And no one is coming to
    take me back to Heaven...
[21:44] Pekola
    I'm... I'm...
[22:07] Pekola
    Oh, a shooting star!
[23:40] Jashin
    The gospel rings out.
[23:42] Jashin
    Jacob's Ladder drops from
    a gap in the overcast sky.
[23:46] Jashin
    With a beam of light,
    a new angel descends.
[23:49] Jashin
    Dropkick on My Devil returns next time
    with a Shining Wizard to your heart!