E0 - Dropkick on My Devil!! Apocalypse Day

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SIGN    The Year 20XX
[00:05] DevilA
    In the year 20XX,
[00:07] DevilA
    a mysterious flying object
     from outer space
[00:10] DevilA
    caused Jinbocho to be engulfed
    in flames of destruction.
[00:13] DevilA
    The earth was scorched,
    and it appeared all life had perished.
[00:18] DevilA
    However! Humanity was not wiped out!
[00:22] DevilA
    Jinbocho came under
     the control of one woman,
[00:25] DevilA
    and strength became
    all that mattered in the world.
[00:28] DevilA
    But there was one person
    who stood up to face her...
[00:31] DevilA
    Or rather, one snake!
[00:34] Jashin
    What is this place?
[00:36] Jashin
    Something doesn't seem right.
[00:38] Jashin
    Even the art
    seems different somehow.
SIGN    Life
    Theater
[00:48] Jashin
    Whoa now. What the heck is going on?
[00:50] Jashin
    What happened to the Jinbocho
    I loved and was so loved by?!
[00:53] Jashin
    I even put out a song about it!
[01:00] Jashin
    Yurine Kingdom?
[01:02] Followers
    Yurine-sama... Yurine-sama...
SIGN    Apocalypse
SIGN    Hanazono
    Nation
SIGN    Apocalypse
SIGN    Hanazono
    Nation
SIGN    Apocalypse
SIGN    Hanazono
    Nation
SIGN    Apocalypse
SIGN    Hanazono
    Nation
SIGN    Apocalypse
SIGN    Hanazono
    Nation
SIGN    Apocalypse
SIGN    Hanazono
    Nation
SIGN    Apocalypse
SIGN    Hanazono
    Nation
SIGN    Apocalypse
SIGN    Hanazono
    Nation
[01:11] Jashin
    I dunno what happened,
    but I can tell Jinbocho's in trouble!
[01:14] Jashin
    "Yurine Kingdom" sounds
    more like Hell than Hell itself!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 3 4 l 4 7 l 12 5 b 17 7 17 11 18 9 l 21 3 l 26 2 l 27 5 l 30 3 l 32 2 l 36 5 l 39 12 l 35 16 l 37 23 l 36 29 l 38 30 l 36 36 b 37 38 38 41 37 43 l 37 48 l 39 54 l 33 51 l 33 53 l 30 55 l 26 55 l 24 53 l 28 52 l 24 52 l 21 51 l 20 54 l 22 54 l 18 55 l 15 52 l 10 52 l 9 55 l 5 53 l 2 49 l 4 47 l 1 44 l 2 41 l 1 32 l 3 31 l 3 27 l 5 23 l 1 23 l 1 26 l -1 23 l 0 18 l -1 14 l -1 11 l 1 9 l -2 7 l -2 3 l 0 2 l 0 1
SIGN    Needed
SIGN    Immediately!
SIGN    I suffer from the lack of a
    successor. Are you interested
    in becoming a user of the
    ancient Assassin's Fist?
    Results can range from
    restorative effects
    to death!
    
    Location: Takamori, Kumamoto
[01:22] Jashin
    "Assassin's Fist"?
[01:25] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[01:27] Medusa
    I finally found you.
[01:30] Medusa
    I went back to Hell for a bit, and when
     I came back, I found Jinbocho in this state.
[01:35] Medusa
    Do you know what happened?
[01:36] Jashin
    Oh, it's just you, huh?
    Don't scare me like that.
[01:39] Medusa
    You didn't have to be that surprised.
[01:42] Medusa
    Or were you thinking of
    doing something bad again?
[01:45] Jashin
    Let's go, Medusa.
[01:47] Medusa
    Huh?
[01:49] Jashin
    ATM!
SIGN    Assassin's Fist will
SIGN    T
SIGN    ake Back
SIGN    M y Town
[01:51] Medusa
    Jashin-chan?
[01:53] Jashin
    I'm gonna get the Assassin's Fist,
    wake Yurine up...
[01:58] Jashin
    and get my Jinbocho and
     my Yurine back to normal!
[02:02] Jashin
    And then, I'll use the
    Assassin's Fist to kill Yurine.
[02:08] Jashin
    Time to take back J!
[03:42] Jashin
    Well, we're here, but...
[03:45] Jashin
    I don't know where we're supposed to go now.
SIGN    m 0 -8 l 100 0 100 100 0 97
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Takamori is moving forward
     with city planning initiatives
     in collaboration with the
     entertainment industry!
[03:49] Medusa
    Let's ask in here.
[03:51] Jashin
    I'll run in and ask! You wait out here!
[03:55] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[03:56] Jashin
    I'm saying a collaboration with me will
    earn you a fortune in hometown tax money!
[04:02] Official
    We will certainly consider it.
[04:05] Official
    I checked, and I don't think we can
    promote a show about selling organs...
[04:12] Jashin
    Rats.
[04:14] Jashin
    You just had to bring up the organs thing.
[04:20] Jashin
    What's this place?
[04:25] Medusa
    It looks like one of those shrines
    that could be a power spot.
[04:28] Medusa
    Let's go in and pray since we're here.
[04:30] Jashin
    So many girls have a weakness
    for the term "power spot."
[04:36] Jashin
    Looks like the kind of place that'd be
    used in a popular manga about a ronin.
[04:40] Jashin
    That it does.
[04:41] Medusa
    You're right.
[04:52] Medusa
    What is it?
[04:53] Jashin
    I'm having pachinko withdrawal symptoms.
[04:56] Jashin
    All because the pachinko parlor in
    Jinbocho had to end up like that...
[04:59] Kenshiro
    You, who have been led here by the stars...
[05:05] Jashin
    Y-You're...
[05:08] Jashin
    the guy who always helped me out
    when I was playing pachinko!
[05:14] Jashin
    Teach me the secret
    to winning at pachinko!
[05:17] Jashin
    I mean...
[05:18] Jashin
    Teach me the legendary
    Assassin's Fist I can use to kill Yurine.
[05:22] Medusa
    Don't kill her. You're just going
    to snap her out of it, right?
[05:24] Jashin
    Oh, sure.
[05:29] Jashin
    I beg of you. Please teach me!
[05:32] Medusa
    She's actually groveling.
[05:33] Kenshiro
    I refuse.
[05:34] Jashin
    Forsaken-shiro!
[05:35] Kenshiro
    I feel you are not worthy.
[05:38] Jashin
    N-No way!
[05:40] Jashin
    But I wanna end the Yurine Kingdom
[05:41] Jashin
    and restore Jinbocho to a town
    that thrives on anime and manga!
[05:45] Jashin
    It's moving forward with
     city planning initiatives
[05:47] Jashin
    in collaboration with the
    entertainment industry, too!
[05:50] Jashin
    So please! You must...
[05:52] Jashin
    You, of all people, must understand!
[05:54] Kenshiro
    Understood.
[05:55] Medusa
    Guess he did.
[05:56] Jashin
    Yay!
[05:58] Kenshiro
    Here. Right here. On the temples.
[06:01] Jashin
    You mean here?
[06:03] Kenshiro
    Yes, that will also work.
[06:06] Kenshiro
    If you want to wake someone up,
    go only as far as the first knuckle.
[06:10] Kenshiro
    Press any deeper, and you'll kill them.
[06:12] Jashin
    I got it!
[06:14] Kenshiro
    Right. Well, now you know.
[06:17] Jashin
    Yay! The legendary Assassin's Fist is mine!
[06:20] Jashin
    Now I can finally ki—
[06:22] Jashin
    ...uh, kick Yurine in the butt
    to bring her to her senses.
[06:25] Jashin
    Right! We're heading back
     to Jinbocho, Medusa!
[06:28] Kenshiro
    Don't.
[06:30] Kenshiro
    This technique can only
    be used in this region.
[06:33] Jashin
    Why's that?
[06:34] Kenshiro
    It is the power of Aso.
[06:37] Kenshiro
    And that is how it is.
[06:39] Kenshiro
    Farewell.
[06:41] Jashin
    Uh, doesn't that way lead to a cliff?
[06:44] Jashin
    Aw, man. Guess I have no choice.
[06:47] Jashin
    I'll get Yurine to come here.
[06:53] Carrier Pigeon Baron
    Carrier Pigeon Baron is here.
[06:56] Medusa
    Who's this now?
[06:59] Jashin
    Take this to Yurine. I'm counting on you.
[07:02] Carrior Pigeon Baron
    As you wish.
[07:05] Jashin
    And he's off.
[07:06] Medusa
    He sure is.
[07:07] Jashin
    Now that I think about it,
    I'm not sure the two of us alone are enough.
[07:11] Jashin
    Hey, Medusa, are there any angels or devils
    around here who'll conveniently help me out?
[07:17] Jashin
    Use your "I See Too Much and It Sucks" power.
[07:21] Medusa
    Huh? Okay, one sec.
SIGN    ° "I See Too Much and It Sucks"
SIGN    Activating
[07:26] Medusa
    Well, I can see cats...
[07:28] Jashin
    Cats?
SIGN    Mount Neko
[07:37] Kyon
    Oh, hey!
[07:38] Kyon
    It's Jashin-chan!
[07:40] Jashin
    What are you two doing here?
[07:42] Ran
    The king of wildcats
    lives here on Mount Neko.
[07:48] Kyon
    During the season of ascetic training,
    cats come here from all over the place.
[07:53] Ran
    And pandas are cats, too.
SIGN    "Dà Xióng Māo"
SIGN    (Big Bear Cat)
[07:55] Jashin
    I see.
[07:57] Kyon
    Jinbocho's a wreck now, and it's the season
    of ascetic training anyway, so we came here.
[08:05] Jashin
    Kyon-Kyon's strong when she's pissed.
[08:07] Jashin
    I guess this beats having no one at all.
[08:10] Jashin
    Hey, you two. Help me out.
[08:13] Jashin
    Let's work together to
    take down the Yurine Kingdom.
[08:16] Kyon/Ran
    Why?
[08:18] Jashin
    Because!
[08:19] Kyon
    But I like Yurine-chan.
[08:21] Ran
    And fighting isn't nice.
[08:23] Jashin
    The Yurine Kingdom will try
    to take over Hell one day, too!
[08:26] Jashin
    You want Hell China to be gone forever?!
[08:29] Kyon
    Gah!
[08:31] Medusa
    I think that was going too far.
[08:32] Ran
    There's no way that'll ever...
[08:34] Kyon
    I-I don't want that!
[08:36] Jashin
    Fight alongside me so we can
    return Yurine to her senses,
[08:39] Jashin
    restore Jinbocho to its former state,
    and preserve the peace of Hell!
[08:46] Kyon
    Got it!
[08:48] Ran
    Huh?!
[08:49] Jashin
    Good. Well, we need to get ready,
    so let's meet up later.
[08:54] Kyon
    Zài jiàn!
SIGN    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 5 -1 8 0 11 1 b 18 2 25 3 34 3 b 39 4 44 6 50 7 b 53 9 56 11 59 13 b 63 15 67 17 71 19 b 70 20 70 20 69 21 b 67 21 66 20 64 20 b 60 22 57 23 53 25 b 49 26 44 28 40 29 b 36 29 33 29 29 29 b 26 29 22 28 19 28 b 17 29 12 29 9 29 b 7 31 3 30 0 29 b -3 28 -6 23 -7 22 b -9 20 -10 17 -10 15 b -10 12 -9 10 -9 9 b -8 6 -7 4 -6 3 b -5 1 -2 0 0 0
SIGN    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 5 -1 8 0 11 1 b 18 2 25 3 34 3 b 39 4 44 6 50 7 b 53 9 56 11 59 13 b 63 15 67 17 71 19 b 70 20 70 20 69 21 b 67 21 66 20 64 20 b 60 22 57 23 53 25 b 49 26 44 28 40 29 b 36 29 33 29 29 29 b 26 29 22 28 19 28 b 17 29 12 29 9 29 b 7 31 3 30 0 29 b -3 28 -6 23 -7 22 b -9 20 -10 17 -10 15 b -10 12 -9 10 -9 9 b -8 6 -7 4 -6 3 b -5 1 -2 0 0 0
SIGN    Takamori
    Dengaku no Sato
[08:58] Medusa
    Wow! What a unique ambiance!
[09:08] Medusa
    What's wrong?
[09:09] Jashin
    I don't know. I just got a chill.
[09:12] Pino
    When one side is cooked, spread some
    miso on it, then cook the other side.
[09:17] Pino
    When water stops dripping from
    the Japanese salmon's mouth...
[09:25] Pino
    I'll take your life!
[09:27] Jashin
    That's hot! What'd you do that for?
[09:30] Pino
    I failed.
[09:31] Medusa
    Are you okay?
[09:33] Jashin
    Why is there someone in this
     town who wants to kill me?
[09:37] Jashin
    I repaid all my debts!
[09:39] Jashin
    And I don't think I've done
    anything evil in this town yet!
[09:42] Mei
    Hold it right there!
[09:44] Mei
    A round body and a spiky head!
    It's the perfect balance!
[09:48] Mei
    Become a part of my collection!
[09:50] Jashin
    What's she doing here?
[09:54] Mei
    Orochimaru?
[09:55] Mei
    Fate must have led me to you!
[09:58] Mei
    Yummy, yummy fate.
SIGN    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 5 -1 8 0 11 1 b 18 2 25 3 34 3 b 39 4 44 6 50 7 b 53 9 56 11 59 13 b 63 15 67 17 71 19 b 70 20 70 20 69 21 b 67 21 66 20 64 20 b 60 22 57 23 53 25 b 49 26 44 28 40 29 b 36 29 33 29 29 29 b 26 29 22 28 19 28 b 17 29 12 29 9 29 b 7 31 3 30 0 29 b -3 28 -6 23 -7 22 b -9 20 -10 17 -10 15 b -10 12 -9 10 -9 9 b -8 6 -7 4 -6 3 b -5 1 -2 0 0 0
SIGN    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 5 -1 8 0 11 1 b 18 2 25 3 34 3 b 39 4 44 6 50 7 b 53 9 56 11 59 13 b 63 15 67 17 71 19 b 70 20 70 20 69 21 b 67 21 66 20 64 20 b 60 22 57 23 53 25 b 49 26 44 28 40 29 b 36 29 33 29 29 29 b 26 29 22 28 19 28 b 17 29 12 29 9 29 b 7 31 3 30 0 29 b -3 28 -6 23 -7 22 b -9 20 -10 17 -10 15 b -10 12 -9 10 -9 9 b -8 6 -7 4 -6 3 b -5 1 -2 0 0 0
SIGN    Takamori
    Dengaku no Sato
SIGN    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 5 -1 8 0 11 1 b 18 2 25 3 34 3 b 39 4 44 6 50 7 b 53 9 56 11 59 13 b 63 15 67 17 71 19 b 70 20 70 20 69 21 b 67 21 66 20 64 20 b 60 22 57 23 53 25 b 49 26 44 28 40 29 b 36 29 33 29 29 29 b 26 29 22 28 19 28 b 17 29 12 29 9 29 b 7 31 3 30 0 29 b -3 28 -6 23 -7 22 b -9 20 -10 17 -10 15 b -10 12 -9 10 -9 9 b -8 6 -7 4 -6 3 b -5 1 -2 0 0 0
SIGN    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 5 -1 8 0 11 1 b 18 2 25 3 34 3 b 39 4 44 6 50 7 b 53 9 56 11 59 13 b 63 15 67 17 71 19 b 70 20 70 20 69 21 b 67 21 66 20 64 20 b 60 22 57 23 53 25 b 49 26 44 28 40 29 b 36 29 33 29 29 29 b 26 29 22 28 19 28 b 17 29 12 29 9 29 b 7 31 3 30 0 29 b -3 28 -6 23 -7 22 b -9 20 -10 17 -10 15 b -10 12 -9 10 -9 9 b -8 6 -7 4 -6 3 b -5 1 -2 0 0 0
SIGN    Takamori
    Dengaku no Sato
SIGN    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 5 -1 8 0 11 1 b 18 2 25 3 34 3 b 39 4 44 6 50 7 b 53 9 56 11 59 13 b 63 15 67 17 71 19 b 70 20 70 20 69 21 b 67 21 66 20 64 20 b 60 22 57 23 53 25 b 49 26 44 28 40 29 b 36 29 33 29 29 29 b 26 29 22 28 19 28 b 17 29 12 29 9 29 b 7 31 3 30 0 29 b -3 28 -6 23 -7 22 b -9 20 -10 17 -10 15 b -10 12 -9 10 -9 9 b -8 6 -7 4 -6 3 b -5 1 -2 0 0 0
SIGN    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 5 -1 8 0 11 1 b 18 2 25 3 34 3 b 39 4 44 6 50 7 b 53 9 56 11 59 13 b 63 15 67 17 71 19 b 70 20 70 20 69 21 b 67 21 66 20 64 20 b 60 22 57 23 53 25 b 49 26 44 28 40 29 b 36 29 33 29 29 29 b 26 29 22 28 19 28 b 17 29 12 29 9 29 b 7 31 3 30 0 29 b -3 28 -6 23 -7 22 b -9 20 -10 17 -10 15 b -10 12 -9 10 -9 9 b -8 6 -7 4 -6 3 b -5 1 -2 0 0 0
SIGN    Takamori
    Dengaku no Sato
SIGN    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 5 -1 8 0 11 1 b 18 2 25 3 34 3 b 39 4 44 6 50 7 b 53 9 56 11 59 13 b 63 15 67 17 71 19 b 70 20 70 20 69 21 b 67 21 66 20 64 20 b 60 22 57 23 53 25 b 49 26 44 28 40 29 b 36 29 33 29 29 29 b 26 29 22 28 19 28 b 17 29 12 29 9 29 b 7 31 3 30 0 29 b -3 28 -6 23 -7 22 b -9 20 -10 17 -10 15 b -10 12 -9 10 -9 9 b -8 6 -7 4 -6 3 b -5 1 -2 0 0 0
SIGN    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 5 -1 8 0 11 1 b 18 2 25 3 34 3 b 39 4 44 6 50 7 b 53 9 56 11 59 13 b 63 15 67 17 71 19 b 70 20 70 20 69 21 b 67 21 66 20 64 20 b 60 22 57 23 53 25 b 49 26 44 28 40 29 b 36 29 33 29 29 29 b 26 29 22 28 19 28 b 17 29 12 29 9 29 b 7 31 3 30 0 29 b -3 28 -6 23 -7 22 b -9 20 -10 17 -10 15 b -10 12 -9 10 -9 9 b -8 6 -7 4 -6 3 b -5 1 -2 0 0 0
SIGN    Takamori
    Dengaku no Sato
SIGN    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 5 -1 8 0 11 1 b 18 2 25 3 34 3 b 39 4 44 6 50 7 b 53 9 56 11 59 13 b 63 15 67 17 71 19 b 70 20 70 20 69 21 b 67 21 66 20 64 20 b 60 22 57 23 53 25 b 49 26 44 28 40 29 b 36 29 33 29 29 29 b 26 29 22 28 19 28 b 17 29 12 29 9 29 b 7 31 3 30 0 29 b -3 28 -6 23 -7 22 b -9 20 -10 17 -10 15 b -10 12 -9 10 -9 9 b -8 6 -7 4 -6 3 b -5 1 -2 0 0 0
SIGN    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 5 -1 8 0 11 1 b 18 2 25 3 34 3 b 39 4 44 6 50 7 b 53 9 56 11 59 13 b 63 15 67 17 71 19 b 70 20 70 20 69 21 b 67 21 66 20 64 20 b 60 22 57 23 53 25 b 49 26 44 28 40 29 b 36 29 33 29 29 29 b 26 29 22 28 19 28 b 17 29 12 29 9 29 b 7 31 3 30 0 29 b -3 28 -6 23 -7 22 b -9 20 -10 17 -10 15 b -10 12 -9 10 -9 9 b -8 6 -7 4 -6 3 b -5 1 -2 0 0 0
SIGN    Takamori
    Dengaku no Sato
[10:07] Mei
    Orochimaru, where are you?
SIGN    Takamori Yusui
    Tunnel Park
SIGN    Takamori Yusui
    Tunnel Park
SIGN    Takamori Yusui
    Tunnel Park
[10:11] Jashin
    I think we lost her.
[10:13] Jashin
    Anyway...
[10:14] Jashin
    What is this place?
[10:16] Medusa
    It's a tunnel, right?
[10:20] Jashin
    S-Someone's coming!
[10:23] Pekola
    Well, if it isn't Hanazono Yurine's familiar.
[10:26] Jashin
    Pekola!
[10:27] Jashin
    What are you doing here?
[10:29] Jashin
    Doing some live-in job? Hah! Yeah, right!
[10:31] Pekola
    Yes, that's right.
[10:33] Jashin/Medusa
    Huh?
[10:34] Pekola
    After what happened to Jinbocho,
[10:36] Pekola
    I was having trouble
    finding a part-time job...
[10:39] Pekola
    Then I found this one.
[10:41] Jashin
    What kind of job do you
    do in a place like this?
SIGN    There are
SIGN    rainbow trout
SIGN    in here!
SIGN    There are
     rainbow trout
SIGN    in here!
SIGN    Watch your head
SIGN    Watch for
    dripping water
[10:47] Pekola
    I feed the rainbow trout.
[10:49] Jashin
    I see.
[10:52] Pekola
    Michael, you're eating
    well again today, huh?
[10:55] Pekola
    Hey, Gabriel! No eating Raphael's food!
[11:00] Jashin
    Forget her. I doubt she'll be of any help.
[11:03] Jashin
    Let's go, Medusa.
[11:06] Pekola
    Poporon and Lierre-sama are inside, too.
[11:09] Jashin
    Say what?
[11:15] Lierre
    It's so pretty!
[11:17] Poporon
    Still, I don't know how you can
    stand here staring at it for hours.
[11:21] Jashin
    Hey, that really is cool!
[11:26] Jashin
    Whoa, what is even going on?
    Is it the power of God?
[11:29] Poporon
    Try the power of science.
[11:31] Jashin
    I see.
[11:32] Poporon
    The power of God is the real problem here.
[11:35] Pekola
    Poporon...
[11:36] Lierre
    It's fine.
[11:38] Lierre
    I don't know if it was caused
    by that mysterious falling object,
[11:41] Lierre
    but my godly powers have weakened.
[11:43] Jashin
    What?
[11:44] Pekola
    We learned that a water god
     is enshrined here...
SIGN    Water
    God
[11:48] Lierre
    So I'm trying to get my godly powers
    back through this water.
SIGN    Water
    God
SIGN    Water God
[12:00] Jashin
    So that's what happened.
[12:02] Lierre
    Yes.
[12:03] (Flashback) Lierre
    Now you've done it!
[12:05] (Flashback) Pekola
    So have you, Lierre-sama!
[12:07] (Flashback) Poporon
    Oh, spring water is so cold!
[12:11] (Flashback) Three
    Take that!
[12:13] Jashin
    Wait, isn't one of you missing?
[12:16] Jashin
    Where's Pino?
[12:17] Poporon
    She came here with us, but at some point,
     we realized she was gone.
[12:21] Lierre
    She may have grown tired of me
    since I've lost my godly powers.
[12:25] Japanese
    No, she would take this opportunity to—
[12:29] Medusa
    Jashin-chan.
[12:31] Japanese
    Wait, Heaven must be
     in a real bind right now!
[12:34] Jashin
    The Yurine Kingdom will try to
    take over Heaven soon enough.
[12:38] Jashin
    Lierre-san, you should fight Yurine with us.
[12:41] Poporon
    You know she can't do that.
[12:44] Pekola
    But I bet that witch could
     do it if she felt like it.
[12:48] Lierre
    I refuse. I could never collude
    with devils to fight a human.
[12:53] Jinbocho
    So you don't care what happens
    to the panda in Kin Kin Park?!
[13:05] Lierre
    Very well. I'll help you, just this once.
[13:08] Poporon/Pekola
    Lierre-sama?
[13:09] Lierre
    I want you two to support me.
[13:12] Poporon
    What?
[13:14] Jashin
    All right!
[13:15] Jashin
    Okay, you stay under this water for a while
     and get your godly powers back.
[13:20] Jashin
    Then beating Yurine will be a cinch.
[13:22] Jashin
    And once she's weakened, I'll strike her
    vital points and use my dropkick to...
[13:28] Pekola
    Wait! That wall...
[13:31] Pekola
    It's from when they tried to
    connect this tunnel to Takachiho,
[13:34] Pekola
    but gave up because
     they hit a waterway.
[13:38] Jashin
    Huh?
[13:50] Jashin
    Ugh. Don't put stuff in the anime that didn't
    happen in real life. We'll get complaints!
SIGN    Beef
SIGN    Oh?
[13:59] Minos
    Jashin-chan?
[14:01] Jashin
    Who are you?
[14:02] Medusa
    You should really stop identifying
    people by their hair and clothes.
[14:06] Minos
    I'm helping take care of the
    Japanese Brown cattle on this farm.
SIGN    After what happened to Jinbocho, her part-time job delivering milk is on hold.
[14:15] Jashin
    This'll be quick, then.
[14:17] Jashin
    Help me fight to defeat the Yurine Kingdom
     and get the old Jinbocho back!
[14:21] Minos
    As if there's any way you could beat Yurine.
SIGN    Uh-huh.
[14:25] Jashin
    Maybe I can't on my own, but I've got
    jiangshi and angels on my side this time.
[14:30] Jashin
    Plus, I've learned the
    legendary Assassin's Fist!
[14:33] Jashin
    If I strike her vital points with it,
    I can wake Yurine up,
[14:36] Jashin
    and get Jinbocho back to normal.
SIGN    I bet you actually just want to take advantage of the chaos to kill Yurine-chan.
[14:43] Jashin
    Urk!
[14:44] Medusa
    You're sweating bullets.
[14:45] Jashin
    I am not! It's spring water!
[14:47] Minos
    In any case, I'm not fighting Yurine-chan.
[14:51] Jashin
    That park...
[14:53] Jashin
    I bet those little boys and girls would
    love to play in that park like before.
SIGN    Malt
SIGN    Malt
[14:58] Minos
    Oh, all right, fine!
[15:00] Minos
    But I'm only fighting Yurine-chan
    to fix Jinbocho, you hear?
[15:05] Jashin
    That's a hell of a good reason. Thanks!
[15:07] Jashin
    That hair color looks good on you.
[15:09] Jashin
    Okay, we'll all meet up later.
[15:17] Yusa
    Would you like some train car chocolat?
[15:21] Jashin
    Please help me 'cause of
    this and that and such and such!
[15:24] Yusa
    You treat me so half-heartedly.
SIGN    Jashin-chan.
[15:28] Jashin/Medusa
    Sensei!
SIGN    I heard you were trying to do something decent for once,
SIGN    so I came to see for myself.
[15:34] Jashin
    I see. Uh, I mean, yes, I am.
SIGN    Good luck.
[15:40] Jashin
    Okay! Let's all fight to get J back!
[15:59] Yurine
    You have some nerve
    calling me all the way out here.
[16:03] Pekola
    Pino!
[16:04] Poporon
    Why are you on her side?
[16:09] Pino
    She pretended to lose her godly powers
[16:12] Pino
    and got us to let our guards down
    by leading us into this weird tunnel
[16:15] Pino
    so she could kill us here, didn't she?
[16:20] Pino
    If we spread the Yurine Kingdom around the
     world and take over both Heaven and Hell,
[16:25] Pino
    there'll be no reason to fear Lierre-sama.
[16:28] Minos
    Why are the vampires on her side, too?
[16:31] Ecute
    I'm going to have Hanazono
    Yurine join my clan one day,
[16:35] Ecute
    so it's only natural that
    we sided with her.
[16:38] Atre
    Yes.
[16:39] Yurine
    And where is Jashin-chan?
[16:41] Jashin Team
    Huh?
[16:42] Medusa
    Huh? Jashin-chan?
SIGN    I guess she got scared and ran away.
[16:46] Mei
    Orochimaru, where are you?
[16:48] Kyon
    Aiya...
[16:50] Jashin
    Yah!
[16:53] Jashin
    She who strikes first wins!
[16:56] Minos
    How unfair.
SIGN    She's such a coward.
[16:58] Atre
    Stay back!
[17:04] Ecute
    My father would be angry if anything
    happened to Hanazono Yurine.
[17:08] Jashin
    You're a devil! You shouldn't
    be taking Yurine's side!
[17:13] Jashin
    I'll watch for an opening to hit Yurine.
[17:15] Jashin
    You take care of the rest of them.
[17:17] Minos
    Okay!
[17:17] Minos
    You get to deal with me!
[17:21] Atre
    I acknowledge the strength
    of the minotaur race,
[17:24] Atre
    but the nobility of the
    vampire clan is far stronger.
[17:28] Minos
    Oh, I don't know about that.
[17:34] Pekola
    Please stay back, Lierre-sama.
[17:37] Poporon
    The two of us are more than
    enough to handle the likes of Pino.
[17:41] Lierre
    You two...
[17:45] Pino
    I failed back then...
[17:49] Pino
    but I must be successful this time
    and show Hanazono-san what I can do!
[18:00] Pino
    Yurine Kingdom forever!
[18:05] Chiba
    Yurine-sama!
[18:06] Three
    Banzai!
[18:08] Chiba
    Plod, plod, plod.
[18:10] Kyon/Ran
    Laia!
[18:11] Yusa
    We sisters have been used
    less and less in the main anime.
[18:14] Yusa
    It's finally our turn to shine again!
[18:30] Ecute
    I need to contribute somehow, too.
[18:33] Ecute
    I think I can beat that one!
[18:36] Ecute
    Take this! Light and Airy Milk Punch!
[18:40] Ecute
    Huh?
[18:43] Ecute
    Eek! Atre, help me!
[18:46] Jashin
    What was that? It's the
     battle of the weaklings!
SIGN    You're the weakest one here, though.
[18:53] Mei
    I will protect Orochimaru!
[18:55] Ozaki
    How can you shoot at civilians?
[18:58] Hashira
    A-A-And defending a devil
    over humans? She's a devil herself!
SIGN    I bet we'd win in a heartbeat if you joined in, Mother.
SIGN    It's a teacher's job to watch over her students.
[19:07] Followers
    Yurine-sama...
[19:09] Followers
    Yurine-sama... Yurine-sama...
[19:11] Kyon
    There's no end to them.
[19:13] Ran
    This isn't good.
[19:14] Ran
    Hey, it's...
[19:20] Minos
    You guys!
[19:21] Kyon
    Everyone!
[19:22] Ran
    You came to help!
[19:36] Atre
    What?
[19:37] Minos
    Kyon-Kyon!
[19:38] Kyon
    Aiyo!
[19:40] Atre
    Curses!
[19:41] Minos
    Now, Jashin-chan! You have
    to wake Yurine-chan up!
[19:46] Jashin
    Wake her up? I'll make it so
    she never wakes up again.
[19:51] Jashin
    Die, Yurine!
[19:55] Minos
    Huh?
[19:56] Medusa
    She said she wouldn't kill her!
SIGN    I knew it!
[19:59] Yurine
    Don't point at people.
[20:02] Yurine
    No!
[20:03] Yurine
    This is how you use that technique.
[20:12] Jashin
    H-How do you know the Assassin's Fist?
[20:18] (Flashback) Yurine
    Oh, what a lovely station.
[20:24] (Flashback) Kenshiro
    Yuria?
[20:25] (Flashback) Yurine
    It's Yurine.
[20:27] (Flashback) Kenshiro
    You are the one worthy to be
    the successor of this technique.
[20:30] (Flashback) Kenshiro
    You should inherit it.
[20:32] Yurine
    So he taught it to me.
[20:34] Jashin
    You gotta be kidding me, Kenshiro!
[20:38] Yurine
    You are already dead.
[20:41] Jashin
    Hidebu!
[20:47] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[20:50] Yurine
    Ah, that was fun. Think I'll head back and
    have some Japanese Brown beef sukiyaki.
SIGN    Huh? What about being a dictator?
[20:56] Yurine
    It was only a part-time job. I'm done.
SIGN    We must do something
    about Jinbocho!
    Seeking a dictator!
[21:04] Yurine
    I always wanted to try being one.
[21:09] Minos
    So, what happens now?
[21:12] Kyon
    Will Jinbocho go back to normal?
SIGN    And will this anime just carry on from here?
[21:17] Yurine
    Well, as for all that...
[21:21] Yurine
    Let's just throw up a smokescreen.
[22:59] Yusa
    Skewered Jashin-chan, anyone?
[23:02] Yusa
    It's super popular as a gift
    for paying the hometown tax!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Skewered
    Jashin-chan
    Product
    Demo
[23:09] Yurine
    You need to be punished
     for trying to kill me.
[23:12] Yurine
    I'm sure you caused all kinds of trouble, so you
    should do something that'll benefit this town.
[23:17] Yurine
    Let's see...
[23:22] Jashin
    I just want to go back to Jinbocho.
[23:25] Medusa
    Once all the moisture dribbles out,
    it's time to turn her over!
[23:32] Medusa
    Yummy!
[23:33] Minos
    It's the Japanese Brown
     I helped raise! Like it?
[23:36] Minos
    Yeah, of course it's good!