E11 - Untitled

Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
SIGN    shad0\bord2\b1\be1\fax-0.4\fscx70\fs28\fscy90\pos(335.333,306)\3c&H000000&\c&HF0F0F3&}I'm going to show you all of Dropkick on My Devil!*
SIGN    What!?
SIGN    You're doing a recap episode?!
SIGN    No! It's a special!
SIGN    No matter what anyone calls it, it's a special!
SIGN    How is that different from a recap?!
    I love you!
SIGN    I loved you, too!
[01:53] DevilA
    It started as a black market
    after World War II,
[01:56] DevilA
    then it became Electric Town,
[01:58] DevilA
    and then a computer town.
[02:01] DevilA
    And now, it's the biggest
    otaku city in the world.
[02:05] DevilA
    It is Akihabara.
[02:08] Yurine
    And about one kilometer west of Akihabara
[02:12] Yurine
    is Kanda Jinbocho, a district
    of Chiyoda Ward, Tokyo.
[02:16] Yurine
    It's the largest bookstore
    town in the world.
[02:19] Yurine
    and it's where this series takes place.
[02:21] Jashin
    Azusa 2!
SIGN    Unhappy Turn
[02:23] Jashin
    Why?! Why did you have to die?!
[02:25] Jashin
    Damn that Yurine! It's all Yurine's fault!
[02:29] Jashin
    It's all Yurine's fault
    my beloved Azusa 2 died!
[02:34] Yurine
    It was your fault.
[02:35] Jashin
    She even lived through the
    prophecy of Nostradamus!
[02:39] Yurine
    Did she?
[02:40] Jashin
    Yes, she did!
[02:41] Jashin
    Dropkick on My Devil! is
    a story about fighting off
[02:45] Jashin
    a great king of terror that descended
    in the seventh month of 1999!
[02:50] Jashin
    Using my deadly Royal Copenhagen
    and my super deadly dropkick,
[02:55] Jashin
    I fought off the great king of terror!
[02:57] Yurine
    Oh, right. That's right. Right, right.
[03:00] Jashin
    But...
[03:00] Jashin
    That battle was won at far too great a cost.
[03:03] Jashin
    The only survivors left on Earth
[03:06] Jashin
    were me, you, and Azusa 2.
[03:09] Jashin
    We were the only three
    survivors left on Earth...
[03:12] Jashin
    Instead of candies, I sucked on marbles...
[03:14] Jashin
    I went on living the best I could...
[03:16] Jashin
    Sometimes I was a smart-aleck,
[03:16] JashincBG
    Stupid! Stupid!
[03:18] Jashin
    even became the Smart-Aleck Devil...
SIGN    Smart-Aleck Devil
[03:20] Jashin
    I did the best I could...
[03:22] Jashin
    And then my precious
    Azusa 2... My Azusa 2...
SIGN    Unhappy Turn
SIGN    Unhappy Turn
[03:28] Jashin
    Azusa 2!
[03:33] Jashin
    Now Yurine and I are the
    only ones left on Earth!
[03:36] Jashin
    Oh, Phoenix, are you telling me
     that this is our destiny?
[03:39] (Flashback) JashinBG
    This curry's so good!
[03:41] Jashin
    God, if you exist, you're too cruel!
[03:44] Jashin
    Why the hell do we even have doctors?!
[03:47] Yurine
    How long are you going to drag this out?
[03:49] Yurine
    Also, you're mixing a bunch
    of different things together.
[03:52] Jashin
    I'm easily influenced by the things
    I've recently seen and read!
[03:57] Yurine
    So it seems.
SIGN    Wig
[03:58] Jashin
    Like a dry sponge,
[04:00] Jashin
    I quickly absorb anything and everything!
[04:04] Yurine
    You need to give a proper explanation,
[04:06] Yurine
    or the viewers won't have
    any idea what DropDev is about.
[04:10] Jashin
    Aw, we don't need to explain it.
[04:14] Jashin
    It's not like anyone watching this
    is seeing the show for the first time.
[04:19] Yurine
    That's the first time I've heard
    it shortened to "DropDev."
[04:22] Yurine
    But you know, Jashin-chan,
[04:24] Yurine
    I suspect there are some benevolent viewers
    watching the show for the first time today.
[04:29] Yurine
    Even if there's only one,
[04:31] ---
    you need to explain it properly for them.
[04:34] Jashin
    Fine! I will!
[04:36] Jashin
    Yes... I am a mermaid.
[04:38] Yurine
    No, you're not.
[04:39] Jashin
    I'm close enough to being one!
[04:40] Yurine
    You're not a fish. You're a snake.
[04:43] Jashin
    I, a mermaid, fell in love with a prince,
[04:46] Jashin
    and wished for human legs...
[04:49] Jashin
    so I made a deal with a witch!
[04:51] Yurine
    That's The Little Mermaid.
[04:53] Jashin
    A lot happens, and in the end, I turn into foam.
[04:56] Jashin
    I will now sing.
[04:58] Yurine
    Sing what?
[04:59] Jashin
    "Part of Your—"
[05:00] Yurine
    Don't you dare.
[05:01] Jashin
    Why not?
[05:02] Yurine
    It may be safe for the on-air version
    since we have a comprehensive contract,
[05:06] Yurine
    but when it's shown elsewhere, it'll probably...
[05:09] Yurine
    No, it'll definitely cause big problems.
[05:12] Jashin
    Hmph! All right, fine.
    I'll give a serious explanation.
[05:16] Jashin
    Dropkick on My Devil! is...
[05:18] Yurine
    Yes?
[05:19] Jashin
    A story of love!
[05:21] Yurine
    Love?
[05:22] Jashin
    Yes! Love!
[05:23] Jashin
    Human love,
[05:25] Jashin
    devil love,
SIGN    New Release
SIGN    New Release
SIGN    New Release
SIGN    Shiraishi Mari
SIGN    Shiraishi Mari
SIGN    An
    Angel's
    Work
[05:26] Jashin
    angel love,
SIGN    New Release
SIGN    New Release
SIGN    New Release
SIGN    Shiraishi Mari
SIGN    Shiraishi Mari
SIGN    An
    Angel's
    Work
[05:27] Jashin
    fallen angel love,
[05:28] Jashin
    idol love,
[05:29] Jashin
    cop love,
SIGN    Life Theater
[05:30] Jashin
    pachinko love,
[05:31] Jashin
    beef love,
[05:32] Jashin
    ATM love,
SIGN    Life Theater
[05:33] Jashin
    pachinko love...
[05:34] Jashin
    It's a story about every type of love.
[05:38] Yurine
    You said "pachinko love" twice.
[05:40] Jashin
    I'm bonafide, born-and-bred
    pachinko trash to the core!
[05:44] Jashin
    Important things are worth saying
    twice! Everyone knows that!
[05:48] Yurine
    Why are you so confident about that?
[05:50] Jashin
    Love! In Japanese, that's "ai"!
SIGN    Love
SIGN    Love
SIGN    Love
SIGN    Ai
SIGN    Ai
[05:52] Jashin
    "Ai," just like AI!
[05:54] Jashin
    Not the one that means
    "artificial insemination."
[05:56] Jashin
    "A" as in "a-i-u-e-o,"
SIGN    A
[05:58] Jashin
    and "i" as in "a-i-u-e-o"!
SIGN    I
[05:59] Jashin
    That is love!
SIGN    That is...
SIGN    Love
SIGN    Love
SIGN    Love
[06:01] Jashin
    Love overflows!
SIGN    Urp
SIGN    Urp
SIGN    Urp
[06:02] Jashin
    Young or old, male or female...
SIGN    Buono
[06:04] Jashin
    No, things like age, sex, nationality,
SIGN    Delicious
SIGN    Masisseoyo
[06:06] ---
    race, skin color, language,
    and tsuchinoko don't matter!
SIGN    walnuts
SIGN    Tastes
     like
[06:09] Jashin
    Dropkick on My Devil! is a hymn of life
    dedicated to all beings in this universe!
[06:16] Yurine
    You seem to think you're saying
    something really great,
[06:19] Yurine
    but I have no clue what
    you're talking about.
[06:21] Yurine
    Not one.
[06:22] Yurine
    All clues are fleeing the scene.
[06:23] Jashin
    What? You have fleas?
[06:25] Jashin
    Not "fleas"! It means
    nothing's resonating with me.
[06:28] Jashin
    That's the stuff that
    hardens under UV light!
[06:30] Yurine
    That's resin.
[06:31] Jashin
    The thing you steam food in?
[06:33] Yurine
    That's a tajine.
[06:34] Jashin
    Jitterin' Ji—
[06:35] Yurine
    Forget it.
[06:37] Yurine
    Letting you explain the show
    is getting us nowhere,
[06:41] Yurine
    so I'll do it myself.
[06:43] Yurine
    Dropkick on My Devil! is...
[06:45] Yurine
    Yes, it all began on that day.
[06:49] (Flashback) Yurine
    Zazas, zazas, nasatanada zazas.
[06:54] (Flashback) Yurine
    Zurolo, zoas, nanomiala, hekau.
[06:57] (Flashback) Yurine
    Zurazza, zavai...
[06:59] (Flashback) Yurine
    Infernum.
[07:05] (Flashback) Yurine
    The wind...
[07:11] (Flashback) Yurine
    It's coming.
[07:25] (Flashback) Yurine
    So you've finally appeared.
[07:32] (Flashback) Yurine
    Do you know how long
    I've awaited this moment?
[07:38] (Flashback) Yurine
    You won't escape!
[07:40] (Flashback) Yurine
    God! Evil god!
[07:43] (Flashback) Yurine
    Come forth from eternal Gehenna,
[07:45] (Flashback) Yurine
    and through Sheol, obtain a human body!
[07:49] (Flashback) Yurine
    Zazas, zazas, nasatanada zazas...
[07:52] (Flashback) Yurine
    I summon you, evil god!
[08:33] (Flashback) Jashin
    Was it you who summoned me?
[08:39] (Flashback) Yurine
    Yes, that's right.
[08:42] (Flashback) Yurine
    I summoned you.
[08:45] Yurine
    This is the bloody story of a sinful girl.
[08:50] Yurine
    That's the story.
[08:52] Jashin
    But that's all lies, too!
[08:53] Yurine
    It's not a lie. It's just
    a little exaggerated.
[08:56] Jashin
    You're mincing words! Like minced fish meat!
SIGN    The white of minced fish
[09:01] Jashin
    Oh, yeah! I think I'll make
    oden for dinner tonight!
[09:03] Jashin
    It'll have eggs, konjac, daikon,
[09:05] Jashin
    chikuwa, hanpen, and kamaboko!
[09:07] Yurine
    I can't wait.
[09:08] Yurine
    Hang on, that doesn't matter.
    You need to explain Dropkick on My Devil!
[09:13] Jashin
    Okay, I will!
[09:15] Jashin
    So, like, basically, Yurine
    summoned me just for kicks,
[09:20] Jashin
    and I couldn't return to Hell
    unless I killed my summoner,
[09:24] Jashin
    so I've been using my
    dropkick to try to kill Yurine,
[09:27] Jashin
    but I blow it every time...
[09:29] Yurine
    Can you sound like you
    actually care, please?
[09:31] Jashin
    So I started living in Jinbocho.
[09:34] Jashin
    My childhood friend, ATM,
    also known as Medusa,
SIGN    10,000 Yen
SIGN    10,000 Yen
[09:37] ---
    comes to visit and bring
    me money now and then.
[09:39] Jashin
    Oh, by the way, "ATM" stands
    for Automated Teller Machine.
[09:44] Yurine
    That it does.
[09:45] Jashin
    Medusa's completely helpless without me.
[09:48] Yurine
    You've got it backwards.
[09:50] Jashin
    She should just be grateful
    that I accept her money.
[09:53] Yurine
    Who do you think you are?
SIGN    Thus
[09:55] Jashin
    And there are other devils
    in this apartment building, too.
[09:58] Jashin
    There's Minos, my other childhood friend,
[10:00] Jashin
    and the daughter of my teacher
    from Hell Elementary School,
[10:03] Jashin
    the impudent Persephone II.
SIGN    Kanda
SIGN    Suzuran
SIGN    Street
[10:05] Jashin
    Also living in this town are:
[10:07] Jashin
    the fallen angels Pekola, Poporon, and Pino.
[10:11] Jashin
    They're pitiful little lambs who lost
    their halos and can't return to Heaven.
[10:16] Jashin
    There's also the crazy police
    officer, Tachibana Mei,
[10:20] Jashin
    plus Yusa and Koji,
[10:21] Jashin
    the jiangshi sisters,
[10:22] Jashin
    and our pet, Beth,
[10:24] ---
    Wahahahahahahaha
[10:24] Jashin
    joining us in this anime full of
    laughter, tears, and social value.
[10:25] Jashin
    National Health Insurance
SIGN    National Pension
SIGN    Tokyo Residential Tax
SIGN    National Tax
SIGN    Consumption Tax
[10:27] Jashin
    And that's Dropkick on My Devil!
[10:30] Yurine
    That was pretty vague,
    but you did explain all of it.
[10:33] Jashin
    Whew, finally done!
[10:35] Jashin
    Now, Yurine, if you don't mind, please die.
[10:38] Yurine
    I do mind.
[10:39] Jashin
    You keep saying you don't want to,
[10:41] Jashin
    but your body doesn't lie!
[10:43] Jashin
    Your body insists that it wants to die.
SIGN    Puttsun
SIGN    Pudding
[10:45] Jashin
    I'll grant you death, then!
[10:47] Jashin
    If you won't die yourself,
    I'll kill you, Hanazono Yurine!
[10:50] Jashin
    Take this! Jashin-chan
    Dropkick: The Special!
[10:53] Yurine
    And I'll just hit you back with my fist!
[10:56] Jashin
    Ow! You hit me with your fist!
[10:59] Jashin
    That's domestic violence!
    Domestic violence is wrong!
[11:01] Jashin
    War is wrong! We are all
    brothers! Love and peace!
[11:04] Yurine
    You never learn, do you?
[11:06] Yurine
    You know full well that you can't kill me.
[11:12] Jashin
    B-But if I don't kill you,
    I can't go back to Hell!
[11:16] Jashin
    What can I do? Should I stop
    relying on my dropkick?
[11:20] Jashin
    No, that would shatter
    this anime's identity!
[11:24] Jashin
    What do I do?
[11:25] Jashin
    What should I do?
[11:27] Jashin
    What can I... What can I...
[11:32] Jashin
    Okay! I'm going to sing!
[11:34] Jashin
    "Part of Your"—
[11:35] Yurine
    Turn into foam and die.
[11:41] Yurine
    What now? We explained all there
    was to explain in the A part.
[11:46] Yurine
    What should we do for the B part?
[11:48] Jashin
    Let's go play pachinko!
[11:50] Yurine
    What's fun about watching you
    play pachinko for ten minutes?
[11:55] Jashin
    Okay, then. This time, I'll really sing!
[11:57] Yurine
    Why?
[11:58] Jashin
    I have a song that just happens
    to be ten minutes long!
[12:01] Jashin
    A ten-minute full chorus on TV!
[12:03] Jashin
    It's sure to become a trending topic!
[12:05] Jashin
    Yurine, get in the futon
    and act like you're sick!
[12:10] Yurine
    Huh?
[12:10] Jashin
    I have to deal with our
    flashback clip selection!
[12:13] Jashin
    Here you go. Your futon is ready.
[12:16] Jashin
    It's all good, it's all good!
[12:21] [SONG] Song
    The bookstore I visited
    with you on that day
[12:27] [SONG] Song
    Turned into a convenience
    store at some point
[12:33] [SONG] Song
    The curry place where I was stood up
[12:39] [SONG] Song
    Still serves potatoes with its curry
[12:45] [SONG] Song
    You're a bookworm
[12:48] [SONG] Song
    And I'm your freeloader
[12:51] [SONG] Song
    Our four-and-a-half-mat room
[12:55] [SONG] Song
    Was buried in books
[13:00] [SONG] Song
    You seemed happy there
[13:06] [SONG] Song
    But I was always worried
    that the floor would cave in
[13:12] [SONG] Song
    Ah, Jinbocho, the youth we spent together
[13:18] [SONG] Song
    Ah, Jinbocho, those sepia-colored blue days
[13:33] [SONG] Song
    The bookstore faced north
[13:39] [SONG] Song
    The window in our room was cracked
[13:45] [SONG] Song
    Of course, since it faced north,
[13:52] [SONG] Song
    It was covered in white and frozen
[13:58] [SONG] Song
    The stove glowed red
[14:01] [SONG] Song
    All the sound in the apartment faded away
[14:04] [SONG] Song
    In our four-and-a-half-mat igloo
[14:07] [SONG] Song
    We didn't worry about sleeping
    with our heads pointing north
[14:13] [SONG] Song
    I watched over you until
    morning while you slept
[14:18] [SONG] Song
    As we went on having happy dreams
[14:24] [SONG] Song
    Ah, Jinbocho, our spring is so far off
[14:31] [SONG] Song
    Ah, Jinbocho, beyond our
    sepia-colored white window
[15:13] [SONG] Song
    When you tied up my hair for me
[15:18] [SONG] Song
    I didn't want to let it down at bedtime
[15:24] [SONG] Song
    Long hair was so hot in summer
[15:30] [SONG] Song
    Beads of sweat shone on my nape
[15:36] [SONG] Song
    I know you told me
[15:39] [SONG] Song
    That I should just cut it short
[15:42] [SONG] Song
    Our four-and-a-half-mat room was a sauna
[15:46] [SONG] Song
    But we could hear the
    fireworks in the distance
[15:51] [SONG] Song
    Your fingers gently stroked my hair
SIGN    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
SIGN    Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
SIGN    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
SIGN    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
SIGN    Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
SIGN    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
SIGN    Death NOT
SIGN    Death NOT
SIGN    Death NOT
SIGN    Death NOT
SIGN    Death NOT
[15:58] [SONG] Song
    I wanted those fingers
    to tie it up for me again
[16:03] [SONG] Song
    Ah, Jinbocho, I never did cut my hair
SIGN    Human
[16:09] [SONG] Song
    Ah, Jinbocho, that sepia-colored wind of love
SIGN    Life Theater
[16:30] [SONG] Song
    I didn't want to work
[16:36] [SONG] Song
    But I wanted lots of money
[16:42] [SONG] Song
    Then I could've stayed with you
[16:48] [SONG] Song
    Close to you forever and ever
[16:54] [SONG] Song
    I never imagined
[16:57] [SONG] Song
    I never even dreamed
[17:00] [SONG] Song
    How comfortable this four-
    and-a-half-mat room would feel
[17:04] [SONG] Song
    I thought I could cling to it forever
[17:09] [SONG] Song
    I wanted to buy your time with money
[17:15] [SONG] Song
    And stay with you in this room
[17:21] [SONG] Song
    Ah, Jinbocho, a fragrant
    Eden where lilies bloom
[17:27] [SONG] Song
    Ah, Jinbocho, a sepia-colored flower garden
SIGN    Amatsuka Noel Autograph Event
[18:15] [SONG] Song
    I absolutely hate you
[18:21] [SONG] Song
    You stole my life from me
[18:27] [SONG] Song
    I hate you so much
[18:33] [SONG] Song
    I wish we had never met
[18:40] [SONG] Song
    I never thought we would part
[18:42] [SONG] Song
    My tears never dried
[18:45] [SONG] Song
    Our four-and-a-half-mat
    room turned into a vacant lot
[18:49] [SONG] Song
    I absolutely hate you
[18:55] [SONG] Song
    If I had to see you again
[19:00] [SONG] Song
    I'd sell my soul to the devil
[19:06] [SONG] Song
    Ah, Jinbocho, time would tear us apart
[19:12] [SONG] Song
    Ah, Jinbocho, as sepia-
    colored dead leaves fall
[19:27] [SONG] Song
    As I walk up the slope of Kudanshita
[19:33] [SONG] Song
    I lift a red balloon to my lips
[19:39] [SONG] Song
    And blow our memories into it
[19:45] [SONG] Song
    Then send it flying once it's full
[19:51] [SONG] Song
    Shine far in the distance
[19:55] [SONG] Song
    In a faraway sky I've never seen
[19:57] [SONG] Song
    In that four-and-a-half-mat
    room in the town from the book
[20:01] [SONG] Song
    I pray happiness will sprout
[20:06] [SONG] Song
    When I see your back on
    the insides of my eyelids
[20:12] [SONG] Song
    I hold back tears and softly kick you
[20:18] [SONG] Song
    Ah, Jinbocho, I guess
    an elegy is all about love
[20:24] [SONG] Song
    Ah, Jinbocho, a sepia-colored love song
[20:39] [SONG] Song
    The bookstore I visited
    with you on that day
[20:45] [SONG] Song
    Turned into a convenience
    store at some point
[20:51] [SONG] Song
    The curry place where I was stood up
[20:58] [SONG] Song
    Still serves potatoes with its curry
[21:03] [SONG] Song
    Ah, Jinbocho, the youth we spent together
[21:09] [SONG] Song
    Ah, Jinbocho, those sepia-colored blue days
[21:27] Jashin
    Well? Did that explain everything
    about Dropkick on My Devil! or what?
[21:31] Yurine
    Yes, very clearly.
[21:33] Yurine
    And they all lived happily ever after, huh?
SIGN    Wahahahahahahaha
[21:39] Yurine
    Azusa 2 never showed up
    in the anime, though.
SIGN    Did you enjoy the Dropkick
    on My Devil! special?!
SIGN    How was it different from a recap?!
SIGN    What made it just a "special"?!
SIGN    Don't think. Just feel.
SIGN    The answer is in your heart!!
SIGN    You're right! You're still the one I...
SIGN    ♥
SIGN    ♥
SIGN    Right? I landed a dropkick on your heart ♥
SIGN    I loved you, too!
SIGN    See
SIGN    See
SIGN    See
SIGN    See
SIGN    See
SIGN    See
SIGN    See
SIGN    See
SIGN    See
SIGN    You
SIGN    You
SIGN    You
SIGN    You
SIGN    You
SIGN    You
SIGN    You
SIGN    You
SIGN    You
SIGN    Again
SIGN    Again
SIGN    Again
SIGN    Again
SIGN    Again
SIGN    Again
SIGN    Again
SIGN    Again
SIGN    Again