E6 - Untitled

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[00:01] Crowd
    All right, let's go!
[00:04] Crowd
    Tiger! Fire! Cyber! Fiber!
    Diver! Viber! Ja-ja!
[00:10] [SONG] Song
    Smile, but just barely
[00:14] [SONG] Song
    I don't want to let it end
SIGN    Poporon-chan!
[00:17] [SONG] Song
    While I'm just spinning
    in place like a gear
[00:24] [SONG] Song
    Make a miracle happen
[00:28] [SONG] Song
    Just like you-know-who
[00:31] [SONG] Song
    I'm going out to find a future
    that'll make my heart race
[00:39] [SONG] Song
    For sure
[00:46] Poporon
    Thank you all for coming out today!
SIGN    Poporon-chan!
[00:49] Poporon
    May the blessings of the angels be upon you!
[00:54] Poporon
    Bye-bye!
[00:54] Tanahashi
    Excuse me, are you okay?
[00:57] Tanahashi
    Hey! You okay?
SIGN    Green Room
SIGN    Amatsuka Noel-sama
[02:36] Pekola
    Congratulations on a great show.
[02:38] Poporon
    Thanks for being my shield, Pekola-sama!
SIGN    Smile
SIGN    Smile
[02:42] Poporon
    My drink.
[02:43] Pekola
    R-Right!
[02:46] Poporon
    Thanks.
[02:49] Pekola
    I may be your shield,
    but I'm not your servant.
[02:55] Pekola
    By the way...
[02:56] Pekola
    One of Hanazono Yurine's
    friends was here to see you.
[02:59] Poporon
    You mean Persephone?
[03:01] Poporon
    I invited her.
[03:03] Pekola
    Oh...
[03:04] Pekola
    I'd never have thought you'd
    willingly be friends with a devil.
[03:09] Poporon
    Pekola-sama, unzip me.
[03:12] Poporon
    I'm just pretending to be her friend.
[03:14] Pekola
    Pretending?
[03:15] Poporon
    Yep. To get past her guard.
[03:18] Poporon
    Then, when I get my angel
    powers back, I'll kill her.
[03:23] Poporon
    She's the daughter of Hades,
    King of the Underworld, after all.
[03:27] Pekola
    I-If you do that, it'll cause huge problems!
[03:30] Pekola
    It'll cause chaos for both Heaven and Hell!
[03:32] Poporon
    Like I care.
[03:34] Poporon
    I'll do anything if it
    raises my rank in Heaven.
[03:40] Poporon
    Since I've been branded a traitor,
    I need to get that expunged, too.
[03:45] Pekola
    Even if she is a devil, taking
    advantage of her kind heart is wrong.
[03:50] Pekola
    You're pure scum.
[03:52] Poporon
    What are you talking about?
[03:55] Poporon
    You're the one who taught me that devils
    need to be eliminated, no matter what it takes.
[04:02] Poporon
    I don't need to hear the opinions
    of a fallen angel like you.
[04:06] Poporon
    You're just my shield!
[04:09] Pekola
    I...
[04:10] Pekola
    I know I'm nothing more than
    your shield right now, but...
SIGN    Poporon-chan!
SIGN    Oh, Pekola-chan's here, too!
SIGN    The concert was so much fun!
SIGN    You were so cute, Poporon-chan!
[04:27] Poporon
    Well, obviously.
SIGN    Hello to you too, Pekola-chan!
[04:32] Pekola
    H-Hello.
SIGN    Oh, yeah! I bought your photobook, too!
[04:36] Poporon
    Really? I could've just given you one.
SIGN    It's okay.
SIGN    I saved up by helping Minos-oneechan with her work.
SIGN    Can I have your autograph, please?
[04:50] Poporon
    W-Well, I suppose so.
[04:52] Poporon
    Just this once.
SIGN    Yay!
[04:55] Poporon
    Hey, I can't write with you leaning on me.
SIGN    Oh! Write "For Persephone," please!
[05:01] Poporon
    Is here okay?
SIGN    Sure!
[05:04] Poporon
    Here you go.
SIGN    Noel
SIGN     For
    Persephone-san
SIGN    Thanks!
SIGN    I'm so happy I got your autograph.
SIGN    By the way, my favorite picture is on this page...
[05:13] Poporon
    C'mon, you're embarrassing me.
[05:18] Poporon
    Sheesh...
[05:22] Pekola
    You really like Poporon, huh?
SIGN    Yeah!
SIGN    She's the first friend I made in the human realm.
[05:30] Pekola
    But she's an angel.
SIGN    Whether you're an angel, a devil, or a human doesn't matter.
SIGN    Once you're a friend, that's what you are: a friend.
SIGN    Oh!
SIGN    Poporon-chan, I bet you're hungry, right?
SIGN    European-Style Curry
SIGN    Jashin-chan told me about a really good curry place!
[05:50] (Flashback) Jashin
    No curry, no life!
[05:53] Poporon
    R-Really?
[05:53] Poporon
    She recommended it, huh?
[05:55] Poporon
    Okay, let's go there, then.
SIGN    Want to come, Pekola-chan?
[06:00] Pekola
    I have to work somewhere else after this.
[06:05] Pekola
    I'm doing double shield duty today.
SIGN    °Image only.
SIGN    Oh, okay...
[06:09] Poporon
    There.
[06:10] Poporon
    Shall we go, then?
SIGN    Sure!
[06:12] Poporon
    Pekola-sama, I'll let you tidy up here.
SIGN    See you later!
SIGN    Yay!
[06:17] Poporon
    I'm famished.
SIGN    Yeah!
[06:21] Pekola
    "Pretending" to be her friend, huh?
[06:24] Pekola
    If you can smile like that
    when you're pretending,
[06:27] Pekola
    you should look into an acting career.
[06:30] Pekola
    Well, I suppose I should start cleaning up.
[06:33] Tanahashi
    Part-timer!
SIGN    Flinch!
SIGN    Flinch!
[06:35] Tanahashi
    We're heading to the
    next location, part-timer!
[06:37] Pekola
    I-I'll finish cleaning right away!
[06:39] Tanahashi
    Make it quick, part-timer.
[06:42] Pekola
    Um... My name is Pekola, not "part-timer"...
[06:45] Tanahashi
    I don't care. Get a move on, part-timer.
[06:48] Pekola
    R-Right!
[06:50] Tanahashi
    Give it a rest already, part-timer.
[06:52] Tanahashi
    What kind of name is "Pekola," anyway?
[06:53] Tanahashi
    You starving or something, part-timer?
[06:56] Tanahashi
    Can't you even eat right, part-timer?
[06:56] Pekola
    Why has he still not learned
    my name after all this time?
[06:59] Tanahashi
    Quit dawdling and get moving, part-timer.
[07:02] Pekola
    Well, nothing I can do about it.
    There's more work waiting.
[07:02] Tanahashi
    All right, when the job's done,
    let's go grab some food, part-timer.
[07:06] Pekola
    I wanted to eat curry, too...
[07:07] Tanahashi
    This job does take a lot of stamina.
[07:09] Yurine
    Quiz time.
[07:11] Yurine
    What kind of bread is bread you can't eat?
[07:14] Pekola
    That's easy! It's obviously—
[07:17] Jashin
    I know!
[07:19] Jashin
    The bread that's just a fake store sample!
[07:22] Yurine
    Correct.
[07:23] Jashin
    Heck yeah!
[07:25] Pekola
    Th-That's a new take...
SIGN    European-Style
    Curry
SIGN    and
SIGN    Espresso Coffee
SIGN    Bondy
[07:29] Minos
    This is so good!
[07:31] Minos
    Bondy is the best!
SIGN    Do you like it, Poporon-chan?
[07:36] Poporon
    Y-Yeah... It's not bad.
SIGN    I'm so glad!
[07:40] Poporon
    I wasn't expecting to find another
    devil here before us, though...
[07:44] Minos
    Hey, Per-chan! Poporon-chan, too!
[07:47] Minos
    Let's all eat together!
[07:52] Kyon
    Japanese curry is delicious!
[07:56] Kyon
    But...
[07:57] Kyon
    When am I supposed to eat these?
[08:00] Kyon
    Are they an appetizer?
    A palate cleanser? Dessert?
SIGN    Sakura Street
[08:06] Kyon
    One, two, three, four, oolong tea!
[08:20] Kyon
    What's wrong?
[08:25] Emiri
    I can't find my mommy.
[08:28] Kyon
    You're lost?
[08:30] Kyon
    I'll help you look for your mommy!
[08:35] Emiri
    Okay!
[08:35] Mom
    Emiri-chan!
[08:38] Emiri
    Mommy!
[08:44] Mom
    You shouldn't talk to strangers.
    You might get kidnapped.
[08:51] Guy
    Thanks for dropping by!
SIGN    Daimaru-yaki Tea Shop
SIGN    Daimaru-yaki Tea Shop
[09:03] Kyon
    Being helpful is hard...
[09:06] Ran
    What was that mother's problem?
[09:09] Ran
    She's the one who let her kid out of her sight!
[09:11] Kyon
    I'm glad we found her mom, though.
[09:14] Ran
    You're too nice, Kyon-Kyon!
[09:16] Ran
    I worry about you, you know!
[09:19] Kyon
    But you're nice too, Ran-Ran-oneechan.
[09:22] Kyon
    You ended up in that form
    because of me, after all.
[09:26] Ran
    I keep telling you, that wasn't your fault.
[09:29] Ran
    Besides, I actually like the way I look.
[09:33] Ran
    Let me have a bite of that.
[09:36] Kyon
    Sure!
[09:37] Ran
    Yum!
[09:43] Guy1
    You kids were playing a card
    game earlier, weren't you?
[09:46] Guy2
    Hand over your rares.
    We'll sell 'em for a fortune!
[09:50] Ryo
    N-No! These cards are important to me!
[09:53] Guy1
    "No! These cards are important to me!"
[09:56] Guy1
    Ya hear that?
[09:58] Guy1
    C'mon, c'mon!
[09:59] Guy2
    Just hand 'em over already!
[10:01] Ryo
    Cut it out!
[10:02] Kyon
    Stop it!
[10:04] Guy2
    Huh? Who the hell are you?
[10:07] Kyon
    Adults picking on little kids?
    Have you no shame?
[10:11] Guy1
    We're not adults yet.
[10:13] Guy2
    And this country always
    lets minors off easy!
[10:16] Guy1
    We're gonna keep doing
    all the bad stuff we want.
[10:19] Guy2
    Just watch.
[10:21] Guy1
    What the hell are you wearing,
    anyway? What's with the panda?
[10:25] Guy2
    What a dork!
[10:28] Kyon
    What did you say?
[10:30] Kyon
    You just made fun of my big sister!
[10:33] Guy1
    What, so that panda on
    your dress is your big sister?
[10:36] Guy2
    She's messed up in the head!
[10:37] Kyon
    Rawr!
[10:45] Ran
    Wait, Kyon-Kyon!
[10:46] Ran
    Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Stop!
[10:52] Kyon
    Rrr...
[10:53] Kyon
    Rawr!
[10:57] Kyon
    Rawr!
[10:59] Kyon
    Rawr! Rawr! Rawr! Rawr! Rawr!
[11:00] Ran
    Kyon-Kyon! Kyon-Kyon!
[11:02] Ran
    You're taking this too far!
    He's gonna end up dead!
[11:06] Kyon
    He's not gonna "end up" dead!
    I'm gonna kill him!
[11:09] Ran
    Stop it, Kyon-Kyon!
[11:13] Guy2
    Even my dad hasn't ever hit me!
[11:19] Ran
    Seriously, Kyon-Kyon... Once
    you get mad, you lose all control.
[11:24] Kyon
    I'm sorry.
[11:25] Ryo
    Hey, jiangshi lady!
SIGN    Bakuga
[11:27] Ryo
    Thanks for saving us!
[11:29] Bakuga
    Thanks.
[11:30] Mohawk
    Thanks.
[11:31] Kyon
    You can tell I'm a jiangshi?
[11:34] Ryo
    Yeah. With Jashin-chan and
    Minos-oneechan living in Jinbocho,
[11:38] Ryo
    you learn about that stuff.
[11:39] Kyon
    Jashin-chan?
[11:41] Mohask
    So this panda can talk, huh?
[11:43] Ran
    I'm not a panda! I'm Ran-Ran!
[11:46] Bakuga
    Hiroshi!
[11:54] Kyon
    Well, see you later.
[11:56] Ryou
    See ya!
[11:56] Both
    Thanks!
[11:57] Ran
    Zai jian!
[11:59] Kyon
    "Thanks," huh?
SIGN    Life Theater
[12:06] Kyon
    Jashin-chan did say she
    lived in this town, didn't she?
[12:10] Ran
    I hope we see her again.
[12:12] Kyon
    Yeah!
[12:18] Jashin
    All I had to do was run an errand,
    and I ended up broke again!
[12:25] Kyon
    I hope I can become a human soon!
[12:31] Medusa
    I'm making Hamburg steaks
    with Yurine-san today!
[12:34] Yurine
    Thanks for coming.
[12:35] Medusa
    Yurine-san, thank you
    for having me over today!
[12:38] Medusa
    This is just a token, but here!
[12:40] Yurine
    Oh... Thanks for being so thoughtful.
[12:42] Medusa
    All right! Let's do this!
[12:45] Yurine
    You're all fired up.
[12:47] Medusa
    Jashin-chan always
    cooks our meals for us,
[12:50] Medusa
    so I'm happy to make something for her!
[12:53] Yurine
    She's still several billion times more
    dependent on you than you are on her.
[12:59] Yurine
    Okay, let's get started.
[13:01] Yurine
    First, chop up this onion.
[13:04] Medusa
    Chop... it... up?
[13:08] Medusa
    So...
[13:11] Medusa
    Chop!
[13:13] Medusa
    There! I chopped it!
[13:22] Yurine
    This is how you chop up an onion.
[13:24] Yurine
    You cut it in half first, then peel it.
[13:26] Medusa
    Uh-huh, uh-huh...
[13:27] Yurine
    Then, you remove the ends.
[13:29] Medusa
    Uh-huh, uh-huh...
[13:30] Yurine
    Then, slice several vertical and horizontal
    lines into each half, and finally, cut it all up.
[13:34] Medusa
    Wow!
[13:36] Yurine
    Cooking really isn't your strong suit, huh?
[13:42] Yurine
    The next step is to sauté the chopped onion.
[13:46] Medusa
    The tears won't stop...
[13:48] Medusa
    But it's all for Jashin-chan!
    I'm gonna do this!
[13:51] Yurine
    This is what it looks
    like after it's sautéed.
[13:54] Medusa
    You already had some prepared!
[13:56] Medusa
    So what was the purpose
    of the onion I cut up?
[13:59] Yurine
    We don't have a lot of time.
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    Super Amazing
    Nutmeg
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Super Amazing
SIGN    Salt
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Super Amazing
SIGN    Pepper
[14:02] Yurine
    Now, see that bowl with ground beef in it?
[14:05] Yurine
    Add panko bread crumbs that
    have been soaked in egg and milk,
[14:07] Yurine
    the sautéed onions, some salt
    and pepper, and nutmeg to that.
[14:11] Yurine
    Mix it up until it's uniformly sticky.
[14:14] Medusa
    Right!
[14:15] Yurine
    This is how you add salt.
[14:19] Medusa
    Okay, I'll do that, too!
[14:22] Yurine
    Whoa! Whoa, whoa!
[14:25] Yurine
    That's not salt! That's sugar!
[14:29] Medusa
    I-It's sweet!
[14:31] Yurine
    C'mon, this isn't a manga.
[14:34] Medusa
    It was white, so I thought it was salt...
[14:36] Medusa
    Wh-What do we do?
[14:39] Medusa
    I thought this might happen...
[14:41] Yurine
    So I have some already mixed up.
[14:44] Medusa
    You're too well-prepared, Yurine-san.
[14:47] Medusa
    I've hardly been of any use at all...
[14:50] Yurine
    It's okay.
[14:52] Yurine
    We still have to do the last two steps:
[14:55] Yurine
    shaping them and cooking them.
[14:57] Medusa
    The last... two steps?
[15:16] People
    Help me!
[15:34] Medusa
    The Last Emperor...
[15:40] Yurine
    Medusa.
[15:42] Medusa
    Uh... Right.
[15:46] Yurine
    Shape the mixture into ovals, like this.
[15:52] Yurine
    A heart shape?
[15:53] Medusa
    Isn't it cute?
[15:55] Medusa
    I thought a heart shape might
    convey my feelings for Jashin-chan.
[16:02] Yurine
    Oh, it will. After all...
[16:05] Yurine
    That heart is Jashin-chan herself.
[16:09] Medusa
    Huh? What do you...
[16:11] Yurine
    She's been turned into food.
[16:13] Yurine
    She deeply regretted all
    the awful things she's done,
[16:19] Yurine
    but she wanted to be
    of use to you in the end...
[16:22] Yurine
    So she became food.
SIGN    Food
SIGN    Food
[16:24] Yurine
    This is Jashin-chan's atonement.
SIGN    Atonement
SIGN    Atonement
[16:30] Medusa
    You can't mean...
[16:32] Yurine
    That meat in the mixture is Jashin-chan.
[16:36] Yurine
    We'll have to enjoy every last bite of her,
[16:40] Yurine
    so that her sacrifice won't be in vain.
[16:45] Jashin
    A head, two hands, mammary glands...
SIGN    A head
SIGN    Two hands
SIGN    Mammary glands
SIGN    Super Amazing
SIGN    Flour
SIGN    Super Amazing
SIGN    Flour
[17:15] Jashin
    There we go.
[17:41] Jashin
    Hup!
[17:51] Jashin
    Roll, roll, roll, roll...
[17:53] Jashin
    Roll, roll, roll, roll...
[17:58] Yurine
    Everyone, what we have here is
    not fried shrimp, but fried serpent.
[18:03] Yurine
    Behold this massive vat of oil.
[18:07] Yurine
    Witness what happens when we hurl
    this otherworldly snake woman
[18:11] Yurine
    into scalding hot oil
    and fry her until crispy.
[18:20] Jashin
    I'll be done in fifteen seconds.
[18:23] Jashin
    It's dangerous to fry me
    longer than fifteen seconds!
[18:25] Yurine
    I know that.
[18:27] Yurine
    Don't worry. We have five
    people ready to lift you out.
[18:36] Jashin
    A-hup!
[18:49] Yurine
    Eleven, twelve, thirteen...
[18:52] Yurine
    Lift her out!
[18:53] Five
    Hup!
[18:58] Mei
    Orochimaru!
[19:00] Mei
    Yurine-san! Orochimaru is...
    Orochimaru is...
[19:03] Yurine
    Huh? Mei-san?
[19:05] Guy
    It's Tachibana Mei!
[19:07] Guy
    It's her!
[19:08] Mei
    Huh? Wh-Why are they...
[19:12] Mei
    We can use that!
[19:17] Mei
    Orochimaru!
[19:20] ---
    Take this!
[19:25] Mei
    Orochimaru!
[19:26] Mei
    Orochimaru!
[19:31] Mei
    Orochimaru...
[19:33] Mei
    You're piping hot...
[19:37] Yurine
    Just kidding.
[19:39] Medusa
    Kirihito...
[19:41] Yurine
    She passed out!
[19:43] Medusa
    Kirihito...
[19:45] Jashin
    I'm home!
[19:48] Jashin
    I actually won at pachinko for once!
[19:52] Jashin
    Medusa! What happened?!
[19:54] Jashin
    Don't die, Medusa!
[19:58] Medusa
    All that's left of Jashin-chan is a heart shape...
[20:02] Yurine
    I might have taken my teasing a bit too far.
[20:04] Jashin
    Medusa! My winnings from today
[20:07] Jashin
    aren't enough to cover all the living
    expenses I squandered this month!
[20:11] Jashin
    I need your money!
[20:14] Jashin
    ATM!
[20:16] Jashin
    LL
[20:16] Jashin
    I'll sponge off of you tomorrow, Medusa!
[20:16] Jashin
    LL
[20:16] Jashin
    HE
[20:16] Jashin
    HE
[20:16] Jashin
    ONEY
[20:17] Jashin
    ONEY
[20:18] ---
    ATM!
[20:21] Yurine
    Maybe you really should be turned
    into fried serpent just once.
[20:26] Jashin
    Huh?
[20:42] All
    Let's eat!
[20:47] Minos
    This is good!
[20:49] Medusa
    Really? I'm so glad!
[20:53] Yurine
    Not bad for your first try.
[20:55] Medusa
    Thank you! I owe it all to you, Yurine-san!
SIGN    Yeah, it's delicious!
SIGN    If you learn how to cook, Medusa-chan,
SIGN    Jashin-chan won't have a reason to live anymore!
SIGN    Being able to cook food in a specific shape is an amazing talent!
[21:08] Jashin
    So... So hot...
[21:10] Jashin
    Let me have some, too...
[21:14] Medusa
    Here, Jashin-chan. Open wide.
[21:23] Jashin
    Mm, it's not half bad.
[21:32] Medusa
    Here you go. Open wide.
[23:10] Pekola
    Th-There's a rice ball in the sandbox!
[23:12] Pekola
    But if I pick it up right away...
[23:15] Mei
    Caught you red-handed!
[23:16] Mei
    You're under arrest for
    eating something that
[23:18] ---
    was on the ground longer than three seconds!
[23:20] Pekola
    Under arrest?!
[23:22] Mei
    Huh? I have a feeling you and
    I were born on the same date!
[23:25] Mei
    I sense fate at work!
[23:27] Pekola
    Please spare me!
[23:29] Mei
    Very well.
[23:30] Pekola
    Okay, I'll just—
[23:31] Mei
    Execution would be a bit too severe.
[23:32] Pekola
    Execution?!
[23:33] Mei
    You're imprisoned for life in my room!
[23:35] Mei
    I'm so excited!
[23:37] Pekola
    Wait!