E5 - To Love and Be Loved by Thirty Million

Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
SIGN    Beth
[00:07] Jashin
    What?!
SIGN    Yeah, my mother's coming by soon to see how I'm doing.
[00:13] Jashin
    Persephone-sensei is coming to see me?
SIGN    I said she's coming to see me!
[00:18] Jashin
    Sensei is my teacher, my parent,
    my sister, and my daughter.
[00:26] Minos
    Uh, I think you were fine up until "sister"...
[00:29] Jashin
    I have to show her just how magnificently
     I'm doing in the human realm!
[00:33] Yurine
    You sure are fired up.
[00:35] Yurine
    This Sensei was a pretty big
    presence in your life, huh?
[00:38] Minos
    Jashin-chan never listens to anyone,
    but she'd always do what Sensei said.
[00:45] Jashin
    Sh-She's here!
[00:48] Jashin
    I'm so glad you're here, Sensei!
[00:55] Miku
    Miku Delivery Service!
[00:59] Jashin
    You got my hopes up!
[01:02] Miku
    Thank ya!
[01:07] Miku
    Next stop, that elderly couple.
[01:10] Jashin
    I hope they get a chocolate cake.
[01:16] Jashin
    It was just a delivery.
[01:18] Jashin
    Wait, is she in this box?!
SIGN    Amason
[01:21] Minos
    I seriously doubt that.
[01:23] Jashin
    Oh, I can't wait to see Sensei!
[01:26] Medusa
    I wonder when she'll get here.
[01:28] Jashin
    Ah, I hope it's soon!
[03:02] Yurine
    So...
[03:03] Jashin
    Yeah...
[03:05] Jashin
    That black shadow in the corner, right?
[03:08] Medusa
    It's been there for a long time...
[03:11] Medusa
    What the heck is it?
[03:13] Jashin
    While we were talking about it,
    it's started to take shape!
SIGN    It took a while to materialize that time...
[03:25] Three
    S-Sensei?!
SIGN    Mother!
[03:26] Yurine
    Huh?!
SIGN    I bet you never thought that shadow would turn into your teacher, huh?
SIGN    I wanted to surprise you,
SIGN    so I used a trick I can only use once every hundred year—
[03:38] Jashin
    Sensei—
SIGN    I-I used too much power. Let me rest for a bit, please?
[03:46] DevilA
    Kitsune-sama!
SIGN    Thanks. I feel better now.
SIGN    Nice to meet you. I'm Jashin-chan's teacher, Persephone.
SIGN    You must be Yurine-chan.
SIGN    Thank you for taking care of Jashin-chan.
SIGN    I have something for you.
SIGN    It's a knuckleduster made from my pet Cerberus's claw.
SIGN    I heard that you liked weapons.
[04:15] Yurine
    It's so cool. The coolest thing ever.
[04:19] Yurine
    Oh, I didn't introduce myself yet.
     I'm Hanazono Yurine.
[04:23] Yurine
    That sure was an unusual way
     to make an appearance.
SIGN    It'd be boring if I just walked in normally, wouldn't it?
[04:29] Medusa
    You're as playful as ever, Sensei!
[04:32] Minos
    So true.
[04:33] Jashin
    But that weird entrance dulled my
    emotional reaction to seeing you again.
SIGN    Good to see you again, Jashin-chan. Have you been well?
[04:42] Jashin
    Sensei!
[04:44] Jashin
    I missed you so much!
SIGN    I hear you haven't been able to beat Yurine-chan at all.
[04:52] Jashin
    Well, I mean... It's not that I can't...
    It's more like I've been letting her win...
[04:57] Jashin
    It just seems childish to totally
    let loose on a human, you know?
[05:02] Jashin
    Also, it wouldn't be like this if you'd
    properly taught me your dropkick!
SIGN    What? But I taught you it.
[05:09] Jashin
    Huh?! You taught me nothing!
SIGN    Dropkick on My Devil
SIGN    It was in Volume 8 of the manga!
[05:14] Jashin
    Who cares about that? It wasn't in the anime!
SIGN    Well, that's because I'm treated like an afterthought in the anime!
[05:21] Yurine
    Talk about meta.
SIGN    Either way, it's just a feeling I get,
SIGN    but I don't think you can beat Yurine-chan, so just give up.
[05:29] Jashin
    B-But didn't you always tell me to never
    give up on a fight until the very end?!
SIGN    I also taught you the importance of knowing when to quit.
[05:37] Jashin
    Well, then, Sensei...
[05:40] Jashin
    You can fight this woman with me!
[05:43] Yurine
    "This woman"?
[05:45] Jashin
    U-Uh, I mean, "this young lady"...
[05:49] Yurine
    No pointing!
[05:51] Jashin
    My finger! My finger!
[05:54] Jashin
    My chicken finger!
[05:55] Yurine
    Chicken fingers are just
    your favorite food lately.
[05:58] Minos
    When all's said and done,
    they're pretty good buddies.
[06:01] Minos
    Uh-huh.
SIGN    Still, it's a good thing to challenge yourself,
SIGN    so keep working hard until you're able to beat her.
[06:09] Jashin
    So do I work hard, or do I give up?
SIGN    Well, I'll be taking my leave now.
SIGN    Aw, already?
SIGN    Don't worry. I'll be back.
SIGN    The Hell Board of Education ordered me to live here for a while.
SIGN    They want me to study how human children live, too.
SIGN    Yay!
[06:31] Minos
    That's great news, Per-chan.
[06:33] Yurine
    By the way, where will you be staying?
SIGN    An orphanage called Iron Commando.
SIGN    I came to the human realm today to introduce myself there.
SIGN    When everything's all set up for my stay here, I'll come visit again.
SIGN    See you then.
[06:53] Medusa
    It sounds like Sensei will be here for
    a while. Isn't that great, Jashin-chan?
[06:57] Jashin
    Forget that. Buy me some chicken fingers.
[07:00] Yurine
    Hm, I think the Chicken Finger
    orphanage is where Lierre is, right?
[07:10] Yurine
    Wait, it's not Chicken Finger!
     It's Iron Commando!
[07:14] Yurine
    Your idiocy is contagious!
[07:16] Jashin
    Smirk.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Orphanage
    Iron Commando
SIGN    LOYALTY
SIGN    Fill me in with
    pretty colors
[07:23] Lierre
    What is this apprehension I feel?
[07:25] Daichi
    Are you okay, Lierre-chan?
[07:27] Daichi
    Your lips are blue.
[07:29] Lierre
    Huh? Oh, uh, my lips have
    always been blue, I think...
[07:33] Daichi
    No, they haven't!
[07:35] Daichi
    What's wrong? You're acting funny.
[07:37] Lierre
    I'm fine.
[07:39] Sensei
    Okay, can I have everyone's attention?
SIGN    I'm Kasugai Hanako, and I'll be living with you all starting today. I hope we'll be friends.
[07:46] Kid1
    Ooh, someone new!
[07:48] Kid2
    How old are you?
[07:52] Lierre
    That's where my apprehension was coming from!
[07:55] Daichi
    Lierre-chan?
SIGN    What's this?
SIGN    You're a bit pale. Are you all right?
[08:03] Lierre
    Wh-What are you doing—
[08:07] Lierre
    Oops.
[08:08] Daichi
    Sensei! Lierre-chan's face
    and lips are really pale!
[08:13] Sensei
    Oh, you're right.
    She should go rest in your room.
SIGN    I'll take her.
SIGN    Come, Lierre-chan, let's go.
SIGN    Daichi and Lierre's Room
[08:28] Lierre
    What's the meaning of this, Persephone?
[08:31] Lierre
    Did Hell order you to keep an eye on me?
[08:34] Lierre
    I came here of my own free will.
    Heaven has no part in it.
SIGN    We haven't seen each other in so long. Be a little happier.
SIGN    I only came here to study how children in the human realm live.
SIGN    It just happened to be in the same place as you.
[08:51] Lierre
    I wonder about that.
[08:54] Lierre
    Wh-What?
SIGN    Anyway, that's quite the cute form you've taken.
SIGN    It reminds me of when we were kids.
[09:04] Lierre
    C-Cut it out!
[09:05] Lierre
    I have no pleasant memories of you!
SIGN    Did you really have to say that to your best friend?
[09:13] Lierre
    That was when you were in Heaven.
[09:19] Lierre
    I have no best friend in Hell.
[09:25] Lierre
    Well, for now, we can set aside our respective
     reasons for being in the human realm.
SIGN    Too Short for a Sash
[09:31] Lierre
    I'm living here as a child.
    Just keep that in mind.
[09:36] Lierre
    I don't want to cause trouble
    for the humans here.
SIGN    I know.
[09:43] Daichi
    Lierre-chan!
[09:46] Daichi
    Are you feeling okay?
[09:48] Lierre
    Yeah. All better now.
[09:49] Daichi
    Oh, good! I was worried
    'cause your lips were so blue.
[09:53] Lierre
    Were they really that blue?
[09:55] Daichi
    They were bluer than blue!
[09:57] Daichi
    See? They weren't blue to start with!
[10:04] Daichi
    Thank you, Hanako-san!
[10:06] Daichi
    You say it, too, Lierre-chan!
[10:08] Lierre
    Th-Thank you so much.
SIGN    You're welcome.
SIGN    Well, I'll be going now.
SIGN    If you ever feel ill again, tell me right away, okay?
SIGN    Lierre-chan.
[10:27] Daichi
    Thank goodness Hanako-san
    is such a nice person!
[10:29] Lierre
    Y-Yeah.
[10:32] Lierre
    This has turned into a real mess.
    And worst of all...
[10:32] Daichi
    She's pretty, she's nice...
    I want to be like her!
[10:35] Lierre
    It's humiliating that I have to
    act like a child in front of her!
[10:40] Daichi
    Lierre-chan, your lips are
    starting to turn blue again.
SIGN    m 0 10 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Orphanage
    Iron Commando
[10:46] Daichi
    Lierre-chan!
[10:48] Daichi
    I found something really funny! Come see!
[10:51] Lierre
    Something funny?
[10:54] Jashin
    My funny tail's white, too!
[10:59] Daichi
    There it is!
[11:01] Lierre
    Huh?! Why is there a panda
    ride in a place like this?!
[11:05] Daichi
    Isn't it funny? It's the only one here.
[11:10] Lierre
    J-Just one of them in a place like this?
[11:14] Lierre
    That's hilarious!
[11:16] Daichi
    You wanna ride it too, right?
[11:18] Lierre
    I do!
[11:20] Lierre
    Wait, no. If I got all giddy over something
    like this, I'd be a human child for real.
[11:25] Lierre
    No, I only look like a child right now.
    It wouldn't be so weird for me to ride it, right?
[11:31] Jashin
    Hey, you two.
[11:33] Jashin
    It's five o'clock.
    Little kids should be at home.
[11:36] Daichi
    You just want to ride it
    yourself, Jashin-chan!
[11:40] Jashin
    You got it.
[11:43] Jashin
    Up we go!
[11:45] Jashin
    Go on, get outta here!
[11:47] Jashin
    Ah, this is so fun!
[11:49] Jashin
    Has anything ever been this fun? Nope!
[11:55] Daichi
    Let's go, Lierre-chan.
[11:57] Lierre
    Y-Yeah.
[12:09] DevilA
    The next morning!
[12:12] Lierre
    I didn't get to ride the panda
    yesterday because of her.
[12:16] Lierre
    But I am actually an adult, so I guess
    not riding it was the right choice.
[12:21] Lierre
    But maybe I'll go check it out again!
[12:24] Lierre
    I mean, it's not about whether
    I ride it or not! It's just to check it out!
[12:31] Jashin
    I knew you'd be back.
[12:35] Lierre
    What are you doing here so early?
[12:38] Lierre
    Have you been on that thing all this time?
[12:40] Jashin
    I went home, then came back bright and early...
[12:43] Jashin
    to make sure you couldn't ride this panda!
[12:48] Jashin
    I saw how badly you
    wanted to ride it yesterday.
[12:52] Jashin
    So I'm not gonna let you ride it that easily!
[12:55] Lierre
    Wha—
[12:56] Lierre
    Why would you do that?
[12:58] Jashin
    I can't beat you in hand-to-hand combat.
[13:02] Jashin
    So I'm doing this to torment
    you mentally instead.
[13:05] Jashin
    Pretty mean of me, right?
[13:08] Jashin
    I'm a devil, after all.
[13:11] Jashin
    If you want to ride it,
    try getting here earlier than me.
[13:14] Lierre
    I-I just had a momentary
    mental lapse yesterday.
[13:18] Lierre
    I won't take part in such a ridiculous game.
[13:21] Lierre
    So long.
[13:28] DevilA
    Early next morning...
[13:36] Lierre
    Hup!
[13:38] Lierre
    Not being able to ride it
    makes me want to even more!
[13:40] Lierre
    I want to ride that panda
    so unbelievably bad right now!
[13:45] Lierre
    She'd never expect me to be there
    this early in the morning, right?
[13:51] Jashin
    Did you think just showing up
    at dawn would be good enough?
[13:54] Jashin
    How naïve.
[13:58] Jashin
    It was written all over your face yesterday
     that you'd come here at dawn today.
[14:03] Jashin
    So I spent the night here.
    I slept in that sleeping bag over there.
[14:07] Jashin
    If you'll admit that I've won
    this game, I might let you ride.
[14:11] Lierre
    I'll never say that!
[14:13] Lierre
    There was never any need for me
    to go easy on a devil in the first place!
[14:18] Lierre
    I'll move you by force!
[14:20] Jashin
    Huh?
[14:23] Jashin
    Ow.
[14:26] Jashin
    Wow, I got knocked off of it.
[14:29] Jashin
    She knocked me off by force,
    the most barbaric method possible.
[14:33] Jashin
    I'm disgusted, frankly.
[14:37] Jashin
    I don't even care anymore. I'm going home.
[14:51] Lierre
    Was riding this worth
    making her so disgusted?
[14:55] Lierre
    She's the one who was tormenting me!
    This makes me look like the bad guy!
SIGN    How strange that there's only one ride in a place like this.
[15:05] Lierre
    Persephone! Why are you here?!
SIGN    It's so early in the morning, and you were gone.
SIGN    I got worried and came looking for you.
SIGN    What teacher wouldn't do that?
[15:17] Lierre
    Well, uh...
[15:20] Lierre
    I-It's not what you think!
SIGN    Kids do love playground rides like these. How nostalgic.
SIGN    We rode a Pegasus one in Heaven all the time.
SIGN    AC
[15:39] Clerk
    Welcome!
[15:42] Pekola
    Lierre-sama, what are you ordering?
[15:44] Lierre
    Let's see... I'll have...
SIGN    Unhappy Meal
SIGN    Main
SIGN    Side
SIGN    Drink (S)
SIGN    Help me!
SIGN    Green onions!
SIGN    Patra-chan and Hatsune Miku figures
SIGN    Today Only!!
SIGN    2 toys to choose from!
[15:50] Lierre
    Th-This is...
[15:52] Lierre
    It comes with a figure of Patra-chan
    being burned at the stake? I want it!
[15:55] Lierre
    And the offer ends today!
[15:59] Lierre
    No, no! I can't drool over it
    in front of my subordinates!
[16:02] Lierre
    It'd tarnish my dignity as their superior!
[16:05] Lierre
    A cheeseburger meal with an iced coffee.
[16:08] Clerk
    Sure!
[16:09] Lierre
    I look like a child,
    but I am an adult, after all.
[16:15] DevilA
    Today, Lierre graduates from the
    Unhappy Meal she loved so much.
SIGN    Unhappy Meal Graduation Ceremony
[16:23] Poporon
    That really surprised me, though.
[16:26] Poporon
    I had no idea you and Persephone,
    the Queen of Hell, used to be friends.
[16:31] Lierre
    That's because I never
    told you three about it.
[16:35] Lierre
    Besides, it's been a long, long time
     since she was in Heaven.
[16:39] Pekola
    Why'd Persephone end up goin' to Hell?
SIGN    Munch
SIGN    Munch
SIGN    Munch
[16:43] Lierre
    Are you eating or talking? Pick one!
[16:46] Lierre
    It's hard to say.
[16:48] Lierre
    Heaven can be suffocating with all its
    strict rules. Maybe she just got tired of it.
[16:54] Girl
    Miku has so many green onions stuck in her!
[16:57] Boy
    Patra-chan's sweating like crazy!
[16:59] Mom
    That's nice.
[17:01] Lierre
    That kid has the "burning at the stake" figure!
[17:06] Lierre
    Seeing someone else with it
    just makes me want it more!
[17:08] Lierre
    Maybe I didn't need to put
    on the tough superior act?
[17:13] Pekola
    I finished mine.
[17:15] Poporon
    Stop looking like the
    world's coming to an end.
[17:19] Poporon
    You can have mine.
[17:21] Pekola
    Thank you!
[17:23] Poporon
    What's wrong, Pino?
    You've been quiet this whole time.
[17:26] Pino
    I don't believe it.
[17:28] Pino
    I refuse to believe you just
    happened to be together!
[17:31] Pino
    You wanted to be certain
    you could get rid of us,
[17:34] Pino
    so you called an old friend
    from Hell to help you.
[17:38] Lierre
    What are you talking about?
[17:40] Lierre
    I have friends in Heaven.
    Why would I need to call one in Hell?
[17:44] Pino
    You lie! I know that's what's going on!
[17:48] Pino
    I won't just go down quietly.
[17:50] Pino
    I'll gouge out your eyeballs!
[17:54] Pekola
    Stop, Pino!
[17:59] Ozaki
    She screamed!
[18:03] Chiba
    She screamed again!
SIGN    Reiwa Traditional Chinese
SIGN    Stomach Medicine
[18:06] Pekola
    Have you calmed down now?
[18:09] Pino
    I'm done for...
[18:12] Pino
    Hanazono-san, please help me...
[18:14] Poporon
    And now she's crying.
SIGN    Oh?
SIGN    If it isn't Lierre.
SIGN    Hi!
[18:21] Pekola
    Speak of the devil.
SIGN    We came 'cause today's the last day you can get the "Patra-chan burning at the stake" figure.
[18:28] Lierre
    Must be nice being a child.
[18:31] Lierre
    They don't have to be shy about
    choosing the Unhappy Meal.
SIGN    Jashin-chan said to buy it and be back in five minutes, so we gotta hurry! Bye!
[18:40] Poporon
    That's not possible.
[18:41] Pekola
    Well, shall we take our leave, too?
[18:44] Poporon
    Oh, no! The restaurant starts
    getting busy around this time!
[18:48] Pino
    Hanazono-san...
SIGN    AC
[18:50] Clerk
    Thank you for dropping in!
[18:56] Lierre
    So long, "Patra-chan burning at the stake."
SIGN    Lierre.
SIGN    Here. This is what you wanted, isn't it?
[19:11] Lierre
    The "burning at the stake" figure...
SIGN    Be back at the orphanage before dark, okay?
[19:20] Lierre
    How is it you always know how I'm feeling?
[19:24] Lierre
    Patra-chan... I'm happy,
    but also kind of irritated!
SIGN    Jashin-chan
    Burning at
    the Stake
[19:28] Jashin
    Hot! Hot, hot, hot!
[19:31] Yurine
    Show me what's in the briefcase.
[19:38] Yurine
    You ran off with the money from the Season 3
     crowdfunding drive again, didn't you?
[19:43] Jashin
    Well, I wouldn't say I "ran off" with it...
[19:46] Jashin
    I planned to increase it at the boat
    races and return it to the investors.
[19:50] Yurine
    Return it?
[19:52] Yurine
    You emptied the case!
[19:53] Jashin
    Fundraising goal reached!
[19:58] Jashin
    Forgive me! I was sure
    I'd come back with more!
[20:01] Yurine
    People put their hard-earned money into it.
    How many times must you do this to them?
[20:10] Yurine
    Our investors are going to kill you.
SIGN    Investor
SIGN    Investor
SIGN    Investor
SIGN    Investor
SIGN    Investor
SIGN    Investor
[20:13] Investor1
    There she is! Kill Jashin-chan!
[20:15] Investor2
    In the most brutal way possible!
[20:18] Jashin
    Please do something, Yurine!
[20:20] Yurine
    Do what?
[20:22] Jashin
    I'll kill you for the insurance money!
[20:24] Yurine
    Listen, you...
[20:26] Jashin
    I'll have to use my last resort.
[20:30] Jashin
    My only choice is to go there.
SIGN    Hell Financing Jinbocho Branch
SIGN    Hell Financing Jinbocho Branch
[20:35] Lender
    Our interest rate is outta this world.
[20:39] Lender
    You want thirty million?
[20:41] Lender
    That's a ten-day interest rate of 10%!
[20:44] DevilA
    A truly devilish interest rate!
[20:50] Jashin
    Well, I managed to fix the problem, anyway.
SIGN    Life
    Theater
[21:11] Jashin
    This place...
[21:13] Jashin
    This barren place...
[21:16] Jashin
    Where am I?!
[21:18] DevilA
    This was the beginning of
    a harsh life of running away,
[21:22] DevilA
    in which she absolutely had
    to escape, no matter what.
[21:26] DevilA
    And so, she bade farewell to her
    happy, peaceful life in Jinbocho.
[21:32] DevilA
    Next week!
[21:33] DevilA
    Dropkick on My Devil X:
    The Escape Arc begins!
[21:33] Test
    Dropkick on My Devil X:
    The Escape Arc
[23:10] Pekola
    Pekola here.
[23:12] Pekola
    I still haven't forgotten how I was the
    only one who didn't get to eat dinner
[23:16] Pekola
    when we went to Chitose.
[23:19] Pekola
    That aside, why does the meat spaghetti
    here in Katsuro have cutlets on top of it?
[23:25] Pekola
    For someone as hungry as I am,
     there couldn't be a more sinful dish!
[23:29] Pekola
    Next time on Dropkick
    on My Devil!! X, episode 6:
[23:34] Pekola
    "Gilding Kamuy: Kushiro."
[23:36] Pekola
    I want to eat, too.