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E2 - All the Pills Are Hard Candies

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[01:33] Pino
    Something's wrong.
[01:35] Pino
    Pursuers from Heaven should've come
    after me by now, but there's no sign of any.
[01:42] Pino
    Wait...
[01:42] Pino
    Maybe a pursuer's already here,
[01:45] Pino
    and they're hiding in this room
    somewhere, just watching me.
[01:50] Pino
    Somewhere in this room...
[01:53] Pino
    They're laughing at me, thinking they
    could kill me anytime they wanted.
[01:57] Pino
    Laughing at me...
[02:00] Shadow
    I could kill you anytime I wanted.
[02:04] Pino
    Where?! Where are you?!
[02:06] Pino
    In here?!
[02:07] Pino
    In here?!
[02:08] Pino
    Or... in here?!
[02:13] Pino
    Okay, I guess they couldn't be in here.
[02:20] Pino
    I'm... I'm scared.
[02:22] Pino
    So scared, I'm going crazy.
[02:26] Pino
    Someone...
[02:28] Pino
    Someone please stay with me!
[02:31] Pino
    I'm scared!
[02:35] SIGN
    Nutrient-Packed
[02:35] SIGN
    Stomach Medicine
[02:43] SIGN
    Pino : Mental Strength
[02:44] SIGN
    Devil A : Life
[02:45] DevilA
    You should always make sure your
    surroundings are safe when healing.
[02:51] SIGN
    Awaiting Retrieval
[02:55] Pino
    I'm calm now.
[02:57] Pino
    If Poporon saw me like this,
    she'd make fun of me for sure.
[03:02] Poporon
    Wow, talk about sad.
[03:02] SIGN
    Wow
[03:03] SIGN
    Talk
    about
    sad
[03:07] Pino
    There was never anything to fear.
[03:09] Pino
    If pursuers come for me, all I need to
    do is make the devils fight each other.
[03:13] Pino
    That's why I'm being friendly with
    them while I work as custodian here.
[03:20] Pino
    When my halo regenerates,
    I'll lead a rebellion and kill our Lord.
[03:24] Pino
    Then I'll reign over Heaven,
    destroy the humans and devils,
[03:30] Pino
    and become the new Lord.
[03:32] Pino
    My plan is flawless.
[03:36] Pino
    What was I even afraid of?
[03:41] Pino
    Oh, my face looks awful.
[03:45] SIGN
    Smile
[03:45] SIGN
    Smile
[03:46] Pino
    Yes! Very cute!
[03:49] Pino
    Nothing suits me better than a smile.
[03:52] Pino
    Now, then. Time for a change of outlook.
    I'll make cupcakes to take to Pekola-sama.
[04:02] DevilA
    Did you think this was medicine?
[04:04] DevilA
    It's Pino's pill-shaped hard candies!
[04:06] SIGN
    Don't
    Eat
[04:06] SIGN
    Too
    Many
[04:12] Pino
    I'll make myself feel better by
    looking at Pekola-sama's dopey face.
[04:17] Yurine
    Why do you keep doing the
    same thing over and over?!
[04:30] Yurine
    Oh, no! I'm so sorry!
[04:32] Pino
    Is that... Lierre-sama?
[04:34] Pino
    It can't be... but...
[04:34] Jashin
    Hoo boy. You can't pin that one on me.
     She's really strong, apparently.
[04:36] Pino
    She looks different,
    but that's definitely Lierre-sama.
[04:39] Yurine
    What do we do? We have
    to get her to the hospital.
[04:42] Pino
    I-I need to hide!
[04:43] Pekola
    It's all right.
[04:45] Pekola
    There's no need to worry, Hanazono Yurine.
[04:47] Pekola
    That is my Lord, Lierre-sama.
[04:51] Yurine
    Your Lord? This little girl?
[04:53] Pekola
    She has taken the form of
     a child for certain reasons,
[04:56] Pekola
    but to her, a punch from a human
    is little more than a mosquito's bite.
[05:01] Pekola
    See?
[05:02] Yurine
    Are you sure she's all right?
[05:07] Yurine
    I see...
[05:08] Lierre
    So this is Hanazono Yurine?
[05:10] Lierre
    Not bad, for a human.
[05:14] Yurine
    Your nose is bleeding.
[05:16] SIGN
    Pfft
[05:17] Lierre
    It's nothing.
[05:19] Lierre
    I feel no pain from a human's
    punch. Not even a tickle.
[05:25] Pekola
    Um, your legs are trembling.
    Are you all right?
[05:29] Lierre
    They are not.
[05:30] Pekola
    You're sweating a lot, too.
[05:32] Lierre
    I am not.
[05:33] Jashin
    Pekola, is this little
    thing really that strong?
[05:37] Jashin
    Well? Well?
[05:39] Jashin
    She doesn't look that tough to me.
    I'll just kill her while I can.
[05:43] Pekola
    Wait!
[05:44] Pino
    Looks like she really is Lierre-sama.
[05:46] Pino
    But as long as she's in that form,
[05:48] Pino
    Jashin-chan-san might
    actually be able to kill her.
[05:51] Jashin
    Die, god of Heaven!
[05:53] Jashin
    I mean, Lierre-san!
[05:55] Jashin
    Take this! Jashin-chan Thanks You
    For the Crowdfunding Death Dropkick!
[05:56] SIGN
    Jashin-chan Thanks You For the crowdfunding Death Dropkick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[06:01] Lierre
    No, you die.
[06:02] Jashin
    Nope! I don't think so! I can't die yet!
[06:05] Jashin
    I haven't been to Kushino, Furano,
    Obihiro, or Minamishimabara yet!
[06:13] Jashin
    Ow.
[06:14] Pekola
    Y-Your tail!
[06:18] Pino
    Nope.
[06:19] Pino
    Even in the form of a child,
    she's still so powerful.
[06:22] Pino
    I'm sure I'd end up the same way.
[06:26] Pino
    Nope. Nope. Nope, nope.
[06:29] Pino
    Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope,
    nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope!
[06:32] Pino
    I can't!
[06:38] Jashin
    Damn it...
[06:40] Lierre
    You still want to fight?
[06:46] Jashin
    I...
[06:49] Jashin
    ...swear my loyalty to you.
[06:53] Jashin
    Use me as your right arm!
[06:55] Jashin
    And Yurine can be your left!
[06:57] Yurine
    You're a devil. Stop trying to
    enslave yourself to Heaven.
[07:01] Jashin
    If you kill Yurine, all of Jinbocho—
    no, the whole world will be yours!
[07:02] Lierre
    This is bad. Using my power
    drained me even more.
[07:06] Jashin
    Hey! Are you listening, Lierre-san?!
[07:12] Lierre
    Pekola.
[07:13] Lierre
    Tell Poporon and Pino that I was here,
[07:17] Lierre
    and that I look forward
    to seeing them again.
[07:21] Lierre
    Farewell.
[07:26] Pekola
    My Lord!
[07:27] Pekola
    What's the matter, my Lord?!
[07:29] Yurine
    She's not okay at all.
[07:31] Jashin
    Aw, so Lierre-san's actually a weakling.
[07:34] Jashin
    What I said before was a lie, Yurine.
[07:36] Jashin
    You're the only partner for me.
[07:39] Pekola
    What a silver tongue.
[07:41] Yurine
    It really is my fault.
[07:44] Pekola
    Shall I call an ambulance?
[07:46] Yurine
    Yeah, please do.
[07:47] DevilA
    The number to call for an ambulance is 119
    in Japan, 911 in America, and 999 in the UK.
[07:56] DevilA
    So in Hell, I guess it would
    be 666? Not that I'd know.
[08:07] Pino
    What in the world was I...
[08:11] Pino
    I had such a strange dream.
[08:13] Pino
    Imagine Lierre-sama coming
    all the way here on her own...
[08:17] Pino
    And getting punched out
    by Hanazono-san to boot?
[08:20] Pino
    It's inconceivable.
[08:22] SIGN
    Low Class
[08:22] SIGN
    Low Class
[08:25] SIGN
    Low Class
[08:25] SIGN
    Low Class
[08:25] SIGN
    Low Class
[08:25] SIGN
    Low Class
[08:28] Pino
    Inconceivable.
[08:37] Miku
    Poke, poke. Poke, poke.
[08:41] SIGN
    Teke Teke Yokai Jashin-chan
[08:58] Jashin
    Being seen in a sailor uniform
    is making me blush a little.
[09:01] SIGN
    Bl
[09:01] SIGN
    us
[09:01] SIGN
    Bl
[09:01] SIGN
    hi
[09:01] SIGN
    Bl
[09:01] SIGN
    us
[09:01] SIGN
    ng
[09:01] SIGN
    Bl
[09:01] SIGN
    hi
[09:01] SIGN
    Ja
[09:01] SIGN
    us
[09:01] Jashin
    Blush, blush. Blush, blush.
[09:01] SIGN
    us
[09:01] SIGN
    hi
[09:01] SIGN
    ng
[09:01] SIGN
    sh
[09:01] SIGN
    Bl
[09:01] SIGN
    hi
[09:01] SIGN
    Ja
[09:01] SIGN
    in
[09:01] SIGN
    ng
[09:01] SIGN
    us
[09:01] SIGN
    ng
[09:02] SIGN
    Ja
[09:02] SIGN
    sh
[09:02] SIGN
    -ch
[09:02] SIGN
    Bl
[09:02] SIGN
    hi
[09:02] SIGN
    Ja
[09:02] SIGN
    in
[09:02] SIGN
    an
[09:02] SIGN
    sh
[09:02] SIGN
    us
[09:02] SIGN
    ng
[09:02] SIGN
    sh
[09:02] SIGN
    in
[09:02] SIGN
    -ch
[09:02] SIGN
    Bl
[09:02] SIGN
    hi
[09:02] SIGN
    Ja
[09:02] SIGN
    in
[09:02] SIGN
    an
[09:02] SIGN
    -ch
[09:02] SIGN
    us
[09:02] SIGN
    ng
[09:02] SIGN
    sh
[09:02] SIGN
    -ch
[09:02] SIGN
    an
[09:02] SIGN
    Bl
[09:02] SIGN
    hi
[09:02] SIGN
    Ja
[09:02] SIGN
    in
[09:02] SIGN
    an
[09:02] SIGN
    us
[09:02] SIGN
    ng
[09:02] SIGN
    sh
[09:02] SIGN
    -ch
[09:02] SIGN
    Bl
[09:02] SIGN
    hi
[09:02] SIGN
    Ja
[09:02] SIGN
    in
[09:02] SIGN
    an
[09:02] SIGN
    us
[09:02] SIGN
    ng
[09:02] SIGN
    sh
[09:02] SIGN
    -ch
[09:03] SIGN
    Bl
[09:03] SIGN
    hi
[09:03] SIGN
    Ja
[09:03] SIGN
    in
[09:03] SIGN
    an
[09:03] SIGN
    us
[09:03] SIGN
    ng
[09:03] SIGN
    sh
[09:03] SIGN
    -ch
[09:03] SIGN
    hi
[09:03] SIGN
    Ja
[09:03] SIGN
    Bl
[09:03] SIGN
    in
[09:03] SIGN
    an
[09:03] SIGN
    ng
[09:03] SIGN
    sh
[09:03] SIGN
    us
[09:03] SIGN
    -ch
[09:03] SIGN
    Ja
[09:03] SIGN
    in
[09:03] SIGN
    Bl
[09:03] SIGN
    hi
[09:03] SIGN
    an
[09:03] SIGN
    sh
[09:03] SIGN
    -ch
[09:03] SIGN
    us
[09:03] SIGN
    ng
[09:03] SIGN
    in
[09:03] SIGN
    an
[09:03] SIGN
    hi
[09:03] SIGN
    Ja
[09:03] SIGN
    Bl
[09:03] SIGN
    -ch
[09:03] SIGN
    ng
[09:03] SIGN
    sh
[09:03] SIGN
    us
[09:04] SIGN
    an
[09:04] SIGN
    Ja
[09:04] SIGN
    in
[09:04] SIGN
    hi
[09:04] SIGN
    Bl
[09:04] SIGN
    sh
[09:04] SIGN
    -ch
[09:04] SIGN
    ng
[09:04] SIGN
    us
[09:04] SIGN
    Ja
[09:04] SIGN
    in
[09:04] SIGN
    an
[09:04] SIGN
    Bl
[09:04] SIGN
    hi
[09:04] SIGN
    sh
[09:04] SIGN
    -ch
[09:04] SIGN
    us
[09:07] Poporon
    Thanks for coming out
    again today, everyone!
[09:10] Katsura
    She's so angelic!
[09:11] Chiba
    Too angelic!
[09:12] Ozaki
    She's angel food cake!
SIGN    Poporon-chan!
[09:15] Poporon
    See you next time!
[09:17] SIGN
    Green Room
[09:17] SIGN
    Amatsuka Noel-sama
[09:18] Poporon
    What?! Lierre-sama?!
[09:20] Poporon
    And she's in child form?
[09:22] Pekola
    That's right.
[09:24] Pekola
    I was shocked as well.
[09:25] Poporon
    I see. Lierre-sama's finally come here...
[09:29] Poporon
    Does Pino know?
[09:32] Pekola
    I haven't been able to break it to her.
[09:34] Pekola
    She can be rather unstable, after all.
[09:37] Pekola
    I need to find a way to tell her
    tactfully or it could mentally break her.
[09:42] Poporon
    That's true.
SIGN    This is her green room.
[09:46] Jashin
    Hey, fallen angel. We came to see you.
[09:49] Poporon
    Ugh! Meat and Potatoes!
[09:50] Pekola
    Pino?!
SIGN    I invited her to come see you with us.
[09:55] Poporon
    Jeez, did you have to go and do that?
[09:57] Jashin
    Pino and I made Basque cheesecakes.
[10:00] Jashin
    They're a special gift for you.
[10:02] Pino
    I didn't make them
    specially for you or anything.
[10:06] Poporon
    Yeah, yeah.
[10:08] Pekola
    These cakes are delicious!
[10:11] Pino
    Ah, there's that dopey smile!
    It soothes my soul!
[10:15] Pino
    I'm so glad I came!
[10:17] Jashin
    Oh, yeah. Yurine was worrying about
    how Lierre-san was doing after all that.
[10:22] Pekola
    Um... I mean, uh...
[10:24] Pekola
    U-Uh, Poporon can give you the details!
[10:27] Poporon
    Hey! Don't just dump it on me!
    Aren't you supposed to be my shield today?
[10:32] Pekola
    My job has nothing to do with this!
[10:35] Jashin
    What? You haven't told Pino about Lierre-san?
[10:39] Pekola
    Um... I was going to,
    but I couldn't find the right time...
[10:45] Poporon
    Huh? She's gone.
[10:51] Pino
    My Lord did come.
[10:52] Pino
    I wasn't mistaken. She really is here.
[10:55] Pino
    She came to finish me off.
[11:02] Pino
    I'm scared. I don't want to die.
[11:14] Pino
    It's fine. I just need to carry out my plan.
[11:18] Pino
    I'm sure Lierre-sama's
    guard is down right now.
[11:23] Pino
    Jashin-chan-san, I'll need
    you to act as my sacrifice.
[11:23] Jashin
    I discovered this crazy
    candy recently. It's insane!
[11:28] SIGN
    Low Class
[11:30] Pekola
    Look! We match!
[11:30] SIGN
    Low Class
[11:30] SIGN
    Low Class
[11:32] Poporon
    Why do I have to wear this?
[11:54] Jashin
    You let your guard down, Lierre-san.
[11:57] Jashin
    In this town, a moment's
    carelessness can cost you your life.
[12:01] Lierre
    You're...
[12:02] Jashin
    Welcome to the city of books and curry.
[12:04] Jashin
    I'll sing a requiem to welcome you!
[12:12] Jashin
    Salmon roe wine.
[12:17] Jashin
    Somen noodles.
[12:21] Jashin
    And meat-filled curries are delicious.
[12:28] Lierre
    What kind of song is that?
[12:29] Jashin
    Huh?
[12:30] Jashin
    It's a requiem filled with
    love for my hometown.
[12:32] SIGN
    Requiem
[12:32] SIGN
    Requiem
[12:33] Jashin
    I thought it'd be perfect for you,
    since you're about to die.
[12:38] Lierre
    You coward!
[12:40] Lierre
    Where did you come from, anyway?
[12:43] Jashin
    Tee-hee!
[12:46] Lierre
    I should have finished you
    when I had the chance.
[12:50] Lierre
    Die.
[12:52] Jashin
    S-Sorry!
[12:54] Jashin
    Y'see, Pino hired me to do it!
[12:57] Jashin
    Y'see, I borrowed a lot of money from her...
[12:59] Lierre
    "Y'see"?
[13:00] Jashin
    She said if I killed you,
    she'd call off my debt.
[13:04] (Flashback) Pino
    Please kill the Lord for me.
[13:07] Lierre
    That little...
[13:08] Jashin
    Wow, I really blew it!
[13:10] Jashin
    I'll just be going now.
[13:12] Jashin
    Whoopsie, whoopsie...
[13:16] Lierre
    Honestly.
[13:17] Lierre
    You would show your back to an enemy?
[13:21] Lierre
    Didn't you say a moment's
    carelessness could cost you your life?
[13:24] Yurine
    What are you doing out here?
[13:28] Lierre
    Hanazono Yurine.
[13:30] Lierre
    And where did you come from, anywa—
[13:32] Jashin
    Yurine!
[13:33] Jashin
    Perfect timing!
[13:35] Jashin
    Lierre-san is being mean to me! Punish her!
[13:39] Yurine
    Huh? Is that true, Lierre-sama?
[13:43] Lierre
    Well, it's true I used my deadly
    Organized Crime Kick on her...
[13:47] SIGN
    Organized
[13:47] SIGN
    Crime
[13:48] Lierre
    But the way it happened was
    such-and-such and so-and-so...
[13:51] Yurine
    So it was all your fault!
[13:54] Yurine
    You've been borrowing money
    from people other than Medusa!
[13:57] Yurine
    I swear... I'll have to
    warn the custodian later.
[14:01] Jashin
    Damn... Damn...
[14:01] Yurine
    I'm sorry Jashin-chan caused so much trouble.
[14:04] Yurine
    And...
[14:06] Yurine
    I wanted to make up for what I did
     before. Do you have some time?
[14:12] DevilA
    Veterans will remember this:
    the soul food of Jinbocho, Bondy.
[14:15] DevilA
    The curry's so good, it's unforgettable.
[14:18] DevilA
    It even comes with a potato!
[14:20] DevilA
    In English, that's "potato."
[14:23] DevilA
    Repeat after me. Pota—
[14:25] Yurine
    So you were just fine after that?
[14:27] Lierre
    Being punched by a human is nothing to me.
[14:30] Jashin
    Do people really get taken away
    in ambulances over "nothing"?
[14:34] Yurine
    Don't provoke her. You need to
    apologize for what you did, too.
[14:39] Jashin
    I'm sorry.
[14:43] Lierre
    She's so close.
[14:44] Yurine
    Hey.
[14:45] Jashin
    I apologized.
[14:48] Lierre
    I can kill her anytime.
[14:49] Jashin
    This is so good!
[14:50] Lierre
    But considering she's got
    Hanazono Yurine behind her,
[14:54] Lierre
    I'd rather avoid a fight for now.
[14:56] Yurine
    What do you think, Lierre-sama?
    Isn't the curry here great?
[15:00] Lierre
    Yes. I didn't know such delicious
    curry existed in the human realm.
[15:05] Yurine
    Glad to hear it. It's on me today, so eat up.
[15:09] Lierre
    By the way, why do you call me "Lierre-sama"?
[15:13] Lierre
    I'm not your superior.
[15:15] Yurine
    So... "Lierre-san"?
[15:18] Lierre
    Just "Lierre" is fine.
[15:21] DevilA
    Potato.
[15:22] DevilA
    No, no, no. Potato.
[15:25] Jashin
    Thanks for the meal.
[15:28] Jashin
    I'm so full, I'm getting sleepy.
[15:31] Yurine
    I swear...
[15:32] Lierre
    By the way, can I ask one thing?
[15:35] Lierre
    Tell me about Pekola and the other two.
    Are they doing well in this world?
[15:39] Yurine
    Well...
[15:41] Yurine
    They get along well with us
    and the people of this town.
[15:47] Lierre
    I see.
[15:52] Yurine
    Would you like to go see them now?
[15:55] Lierre
    Huh?
[15:58] Pino
    I'm done for. It's over.
[16:01] DevilA
    Where is this?
[16:01] Pino
    That's Owari.
[16:02] SIGN
    Owari
[16:02] SIGN
    Owari
[16:02] SIGN
    Owari
[16:03] DevilA
    And this location in France?
[16:05] Pino
    That's Oiry.
[16:05] SIGN
    Oiry
[16:09] Pino
    I wish I could go far away!
[16:14] Minos
    Do you really need to be that scared?
[16:17] Pino
    I'm done for. It's over.
SIGN    You overreact so much.
[16:21] Pino
    You can all talk like that because you
    don't know how terrifying my Lord is.
[16:25] Pino
    Her orders are absolute. Now that
    I've failed her, all that awaits me is death.
[16:29] Pino
    She's here!
[16:31] Pino
    I'll kill her before she can kill me!
[16:33] Pino
    Amen!
[16:38] Jashin
    Why?
[16:42] Lierre
    Hello, Pino. How have you been?
[16:49] Pino
    I-It's Lierre-sama!
[16:52] Minos
    Hey, what's going on?
[16:53] Pino
    I have to run! The window is my only hope!
[16:58] Yurine
    We're coming in.
[16:59] Yurine
    Lierre wanted to see you,
    so I brought her over.
[17:02] Lierre
    Thanks for having me.
[17:03] Jashin
    She's not having me...
[17:05] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[17:07] Yurine
    You guys are here, too?
[17:09] Lierre
    This is quite a cute room.
[17:11] Pino
    I-I'll make some tea.
[17:17] Pino
    L-Lierre-sama has come at last.
SIGN    Nice to meet you!
[17:22] Minos
    So Pino-chan's boss is a kid, huh?
[17:25] Lierre
    This is just the form
    I'm using here. I'm not a child.
[17:29] Pino
    If she's come to kill me...
[17:32] Pino
    I'll kill her first!
[17:36] Pino
    Lierre-sama.
[17:38] Pino
    Have some tea and apple pie.
[17:43] Pino
    You too, Hanazono-san. Before it gets cold.
[17:46] Yurine
    Thanks.
[17:51] Pino
    I put a ton of wolfsbane in
    Lierre-sama's tea and apple pie.
[17:57] Pino
    If she consumes enough of it,
    even if it doesn't kill her,
[18:02] Pino
    it should still do a lot of damage.
[18:05] Pino
    And when she's weak, I'll be able to
    kill her, even in my current state.
[18:18] Jashin
    You guys! Don't just leave an
    injured person at your front door!
[18:22] Jashin
    Seriously, what's happening to this world?
[18:22] Medusa
    Jashin-chan...
[18:25] Jashin
    Jeez, I'm thirsty after
    getting beat up like that.
[18:29] Jashin
    I'm gonna have a sip of this.
[18:36] Medusa
    Jashin-chan?!
[18:38] Lierre
    Pino, what's the meaning of this?
[18:41] Pino
    Huh? Whatever do you mean?
[18:45] Jashin
    I don't know what happened,
    but I kinda blacked out there.
[18:49] Jashin
    Ooh! This apple pie looks tasty!
[18:57] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[18:59] Lierre
    Hey, devil! Wake up! Are you all right?
[19:03] Lierre
    Pino, did you poison these things?
[19:05] Minos
    Poison?!
SIGN    What's she talking about?
[19:08] Yurine
    Why did you do that?
[19:11] Pino
    To...
[19:12] Pino
    To kill you before you
    could kill me, obviously!
[19:15] Pino
    I'll shove this wolfsbane
    into your mouth whole!
[19:18] Minos
    Hey, cut it out!
SIGN    Calm down!
[19:21] Lierre
    I only came here to check on you three.
[19:24] Pino
    Liar! I know you came here to get rid of us!
[19:28] Lierre
    By the laws of Heaven, it's true that
    I've thought about ending you eventually.
[19:33] Lierre
    But right now, observing this
    planet is more important.
[19:41] Lierre
    Frankly, I couldn't care
    less about killing you three.
[19:46] Yurine
    I think Lierre really did come
    here just to check on you.
[19:50] Yurine
    I mean, if she wanted to kill you,
     she'd have done it long ago.
[19:55] Jashin
    Wow, I blacked out! I flew right out of here!
[19:59] Jashin
    Speaking of, remember the other day?
[20:01] Jashin
    You're supposed to be super strong, but
    you went flying when Yurine punched you.
[20:06] Jashin
    You blacked out and had to be carried away.
[20:09] Pino
    She's right. That was no dream.
[20:12] Pino
    And that strike really did have
    that much force behind it...
[20:16] Pino
    Which means Hanazono-san might
    just be capable of saving me.
[20:25] Pino
    That's it! Hanazono-san is my savior!
[20:29] Pino
    Without a doubt, she's my Messiah!
[20:33] Pino
    Hanazono-san!
[20:34] Yurine
    Y-Yes?
[20:35] Pino
    Please continue to be my friend!
[20:37] Yurine
    S-Sure...
[20:42] Pino
    Yahoo!
[20:43] Jashin
    What's with her?
[20:45] Yurine
    I'm fine with being friends, but...
[20:48] Yurine
    I don't think it was right to poison Lierre
    without even hearing what she had to say.
[20:54] Jashin
    Well, you never listen to what I have to—
[20:56] Yurine
    Shut up.
[21:01] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[21:03] Pino
    Hanazono-san reprimanded me.
[21:07] Pino
    Hanazono-san hates me now.
[21:14] Pino
    I'm done for! I have no choice
    but to take all these pills and die!
[21:18] Yurine
    Don't talk about dying when
    you're so afraid of death.
[21:22] Lierre
    Even back in Heaven, she was always quick
    to start wailing about wanting to die.
[21:27] Yurine
    She's kind of a pain in the neck, huh?
[21:29] Minos
    More than "kind of."
SIGN    She's a huge pain.
[21:32] Pino
    Hanazono-san, you jerk!
[21:35] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[23:10] Poporon
    Ta-da!
[23:11] Poporon
    It's everyone's holy idol, Poporon-chan!
[23:15] Poporon
    A girl at the orphanage gave
    me this weird whistle today.
[23:19] Poporon
    What in the world?
    This whistle is so interesting!
[23:22] Poporon
    When I blow it, it stretches out.
[23:25] Poporon
    Humans are so simple,
    being amused by things like this.
[23:30] Poporon
    Next time on Dropkick on My Devil!! X,
    episode 3: "The Deadly Party Whistle."
[23:35] Poporon
    I know! I'll blow this
    whistle at Pekola-sama later!