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[00:05] Yurine
    Minos?
[00:07] Yurine
    What're you doing?
[00:08] Minos
    Oh, Yurine-chan.
[00:11] Minos
    I'm cooking spiny lobsters.
[00:14] Minos
    Ta-da!
[00:18] Yurine
    Aren't those crayfish—
[00:19] Minos
    When I said I wanted to eat
    spiny lobster, Jashin-chan said:
[00:24] (Flashback) Jashin
    I caught a bunch of 'em at the
    Shimizu Moat, not far from here!
[00:28] Minos
    Then she gave me all these!
SIGN    HEAPING
SIGN    HEAPING
SIGN    HEAPING
SIGN    HEAPING
[00:32] Minos
    Want some, Yurine-chan?
[00:33] Yurine
    No, thanks.
[00:34] Minos
    I'll cook you one!
[00:34] Yurine
    No, thanks.
[00:36] Minos
    Ooh, looks like they're just about ready.
[00:40] Minos
    Okay, wait just a sec... Ow, that's hot...
[00:43] Minos
    There!
[00:46] Minos
    Yum! You can't go wrong with spiny lobster!
[00:51] Yurine
    Are crayfish actually good?
[00:52] Minos
    You should try it, Yurine-chan!
[00:53] Yurine
    No, thanks.
[00:54] Minos
    It's so crunchy...
[00:58] DevilA
    It's actually pretty good.
[02:43] Girl
    Hey, aren't you gonna buy me a present?
[02:45] Guy
    Yeah, of course I am.
[02:48] Girl
    Really? I'm so happy!
[02:51] Pekola
    Oh, right.
[02:53] Pekola
    It's the Christmas season.
SIGN    Gurgle
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[03:01] Pekola
    I'm a very peckish Pekola.
[03:06] Pekola
    It's the Christmas season,
[03:09] Pekola
    and I'm eating bread crusts again today.
[03:15] Pekola
    My Lord endured hardships, too.
[03:17] Pekola
    I'm blessed to have any food at all!
[03:24] Pekola
    So cold...
[03:26] Kento
    Hey, so what do you want for Christmas?
[03:29] Daisuke
    Hmm... Wealth, fame, and status, I guess.
[03:32] Kento
    Wow, you're such a grown-up.
[03:35] Daisuke
    I'm sure Santa can manage something.
[03:37] Kento
    Then... I guess I want love.
[03:40] Daisuke
    Dude, that sounds so cool!
[03:42] Kento
    Yeah. I just want love.
[03:45] Daisuke
    You're so cool!
[03:46] Pekola
    Santa... He must mean Saint Nicholas.
[03:50] Pekola
    He has a rough life, too.
[03:52] Pekola
    How is he ever going to grant
    these children's wishes?
[03:55] Pekola
    I'd like something with lots of flavor.
[03:59] Pekola
    Expecting a Christmas present when
    I'm not even human? What am I thinking?
[04:05] Pekola
    Getting presents isn't even
    the point of Christmas, anyway.
[04:11] Pekola
    It's stuck in my throat! C-Can't breathe!
[04:14] Pekola
    Drink... Drink... Need a drink...
[04:21] Pekola
    That was a close call.
[04:24] Pekola
    I almost drank all of it.
[04:26] Pekola
    I needed it to last the entire day...
[04:30] Pekola
    I'm blessed to have any food at all.
[04:34] Pekola
    But I want to eat something
    with lots of flavor, like curry...
[04:39] Pekola
    Does Santa not come to angels like me?
[04:43] Jashin
    So good...
[04:46] Pekola
    That aroma...
[04:47] Jashin
    So good...
[04:50] Pekola
    Curry?!
[04:51] Jashin
    This curry's so good.
[04:53] Pekola
    It's Hanazono Yurine's familiar. When did she...
[04:56] Pekola
    Wait, that hat...
    Is she one of Nicholas's helpers?
[04:57] Jashin
    So good! This extra-large
    take-out curry is so good!
[05:00] Pekola
    Did Santa send her here... for me?
[05:05] Jashin
    It was so good, I wolfed it all
    down in the blink of an eye.
[05:08] Pekola
    Nope.
[05:10] Jashin
    Guess I'll just eat the second one, too.
[05:12] Jashin
    It smells wonderful!
[05:16] Pekola
    Curry...
[05:20] Jashin
    Juicy!
[05:22] Pekola
    Juicy...
[05:26] Jashin
    What are you looking at?
[05:28] Jashin
    You can't have any.
[05:29] Pekola
    I-I couldn't help it... How shameful of me.
[05:40] Jashin
    Those look good.
[05:43] Jashin
    Give them to me.
[05:45] Pekola
    H-Haven't you had plenty to
    eat already? This is all I have!
[05:50] Jashin
    But I already finished mine,
     so give me yours.
[05:53] Pekola
    How greedy! You'll go to Hell!
[05:56] Jashin
    Huh? I was born in Hell.
[05:59] Jashin
    Whatever! I haven't had enough to eat!
[06:03] Pekola
    S-Stop! This is the only food I have!
[06:06] Jashin
    Shut up! Give it!
[06:10] Pekola
    M-My precious milk!
[06:14] Jashin
    Your back's wide open!
[06:16] Jashin
    Merry Christmas!
[06:25] Jashin
    Gotcha!
[06:26] Jashin
    Yum!
[06:28] Jashin
    This food I just stole tastes so good!
[06:30] Jashin
    It's a bit dry, but incredibly delicious!
[06:33] Pekola
    Th-That's playing dirty...
[06:35] Jashin
    It's your own fault for turning
    your back on your enemy.
[06:39] Jashin
    Also, "dirty" is a compliment to a devil—
[06:41] Pekola
    Give it back!
[06:42] Pekola
    I need that food!
[06:44] Jashin
    I'm not scared of an angel with no halo!
[06:48] Yurine
    What are you doing?
[06:51] Jashin
    Yurine!
[06:52] Yurine
    I told you to buy the curry and take it
    home while I buy the chicken, didn't I?
[06:56] Pekola
    The witch... Hanazono Yurine.
[06:58] Jashin
    I-I don't know.
[07:02] Yurine
    What?
[07:02] Jashin
    I don't know.
[07:06] Yurine
    You ate the curry?
[07:08] Jashin
    I don't know!
[07:10] Yurine
    Both of them?
[07:11] Jashin
    I don't know anything!
[07:13] Jashin
    Who is this? Where am I?
[07:17] Jashin
    I don't know...
[07:19] Jashin
    Oh! She ate it!
[07:22] Jashin
    She's tiny, but she's got a huge
     appetite! I told her to stop, but—
[07:25] Yurine
    Jashin-chan.
[07:28] Yurine
    Why do you tell me lies like this?
[07:30] Jashin
    I give! I give! I ate the curry!
[07:33] Yurine
    And?
[07:44] Yurine
    Honestly...
[07:47] Yurine
    As punishment, you don't get any chicken.
[07:49] Jashin
    Oh, no...
[07:51] Pekola
    Tako... takoyaki...
    I want... tako... takoyaki...
[07:57] Yurine
    Pekola.
[08:00] Yurine
    Seems Jashin-chan was
    causing trouble for you.
[08:04] Yurine
    Take this as an apology.
[08:06] Yurine
    It's Jashin-chan's share of the chicken.
[08:09] Pekola
    Food with flavor!
[08:11] Pekola
    I-I don't want it!
[08:13] Pekola
    I can't accept charity from a witch!
[08:17] Pekola
    I may be living in the human
    realm now, but I'm an angel.
[08:20] Pekola
    B-Besides, it might be poisoned.
[08:24] Yurine
    It's not charity. It's an apology.
[08:27] Yurine
    It's up to you whether you eat it or not.
[08:32] Yurine
    Come on, Jashin-chan. We're going home.
[08:35] Yurine
    We're gonna go home and decorate.
[08:38] Yurine
    Maybe I'll use you as the tree.
[08:48] Pekola
    Chicken! Food with flavor!
[08:51] Pekola
    Hanazono Yurine... You're a witch,
    but it's almost like you're Santa Claus!
[08:54] Yurine
    Maybe my present to Beth will be your flesh.
[08:58] Jashin
    Please no.
[09:03] Yurine
    Like it?
[09:05] Yurine
    You can eat all you want.
[09:09] Yurine
    Hey, Jashin-chan, did you know?
[09:13] Yurine
    The reason Santa Claus's outfit is red...
[09:17] Yurine
    is because it's soaked with blood.
[09:22] Yurine
    Merry Christmas.
[09:25] DevilA
    Very Chrismimas!
SIGN    Jashin-chan... Where are you?
SIGN    Jashin-chan... Jashin-chan...
SIGN    Jashin-chan... Jashin-chan....
[09:40] DevilA
    Have you ever collapsed on the
    street calling out Jashin-chan's name?
SIGN    Jashin-chan... Jashin-chan...
[09:50] Jashin
    No, but I've been crucified.
[09:56] DevilA
    The seasons change in the blink of an eye.
    It's the height of autumn now.
[10:13] Jashin
    My training is done.
[10:15] Jashin
    I've come pretty far with the unique
    breathing technique I invented.
[10:20] Jashin
    These abs will put a lot
    more power into my dropkick.
[10:24] Jashin
    Yurine! Try punching my belly.
     I want to test out these abs of steel.
[10:30] Yurine
    All right.
[10:38] Yurine
    Jashin-chan?
[10:43] Yurine
    Coming.
[10:46] Yusa
    Hello. My name is Yusa.
[10:50] Yusa
    My younger sister visited you a while ago.
[10:53] Yurine
    Yusa? Uh...
[10:57] Yurine
    Oh.
[11:00] Jashin
    Help yourselves.
[11:01] Yusa
    Oh, don't go out of your way.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0
SIGN    Regained Consciousness
[11:04] Jashin
    I can't believe I have to serve
    the cake I wanted all for myself!
[11:08] Jashin
    I would've eaten it before my ab training
    if I knew this would happen!
[11:15] Yurine
    Kori-chan was a big help back in summer.
[11:21] Yurine
    By the way, um... It's really cold,
    so could you stop the blizzard?
[11:26] Yusa
    Oh, I'm sorry.
[11:29] Yurine
    Anyway, you say you're sisters,
    but are you even, uh... the same race,
[11:34] Yurine
    or even the same class of creature?
[11:37] Yusa
    Yes. As ice devils, our appearances
     change as we mature.
[11:43] Yusa
    Even as children, we have
    a certain degree of power,
[11:47] Yusa
    but upon reaching adulthood,
    we take on adult forms like I have,
[11:51] Yusa
    receive names,
    and become full-fledged devils.
[11:54] DevilA
    By the way, in human years, ice devils
    reach adulthood around the age of 15.
[12:00] Yurine
    Oh, I see.
[12:05] Yurine
    In that case, when it's
    time to name Kori-chan,
[12:08] Yurine
    why not name her Koji?
SIGN    Name
SIGN    Yusa
SIGN    Koji
[12:12] Yusa
    The name "Koji" isn't usually
    given to girls, is it?
[12:17] Yurine
    That's true.
[12:18] Jashin
    Koji?
[12:19] Yurine
    Anyway, what brings you here today?
[12:22] Yusa
    Well, I hate to inconvenience you
     by showing up unannounced,
[12:27] Yusa
    but my sister begged me
     to bring her to see you.
[12:30] Yusa
    This isn't much, but please accept it.
[12:33] Yusa
    And...
[12:35] Yusa
    I hear that young lady there took
    especially good care of my sister,
[12:39] Yusa
    so I wanted to thank her.
[12:45] Jashin
    Wh-Who is this lady? She's looking
    at me with pure murder in her eyes!
[12:50] Jashin
    She didn't come here to kill me, did she?!
[12:53] Jashin
    Adult ice devils are among
    the highest classes of devils!
[12:57] Jashin
    If I screw up, I could get killed for real!
SIGN    Jashin-chan always runs away
SIGN    from strong devils
SIGN    Jashin-chan always runs away
SIGN    from strong devils
SIGN    Jashin-chan always runs away
SIGN    from strong devils
SIGN    Jashin-chan always runs away
SIGN    from strong devils
SIGN    Jashin-chan always runs away
SIGN    from strong devils
[13:01] Yurine
    Jashin-chan, did you do something to her?
[13:08] Yurine
    What?
[13:09] Yurine
    She played a whistle candy in your
    ear even though you begged her not to,
[13:12] Jashin
    Starting today, you're worth 95 yen!
[13:13] Yurine
    and stuck the price sticker
    from a snack bun on your back?
[13:16] Jashin
    Damn it, Koji! Don't tattle!
[13:19] Yurine
    You do the dumbest things.
[13:22] Yusa
    Ever since then, she gets scared
    whenever she hears a whistle,
[13:26] Yusa
    and she can't even go to
    a grocery store without panicking.
[13:30] Jashin
    That's gotta be a lie!
[13:31] Jashin
    It's her own fault! She's a low-ranking devil,
     and she wouldn't do what I said!
[13:38] Yusa
    You deign to insult her again?
[13:40] Yusa
    An insult to my sister is an insult
    to the proud race of the ice devils!
[13:44] Jashin
    What's your race got to be so proud of?
[13:47] Jashin
    You've got faces like moles.
[13:49] Jashin
    Is that a face to be proud of?
[13:52] Yusa
    Moles? Did you just say "moles"?
[13:56] Yusa
    I was planning to just
    return home quietly today,
[14:00] Yusa
    but you brought up the one thing we ice
    devils are the most self-conscious about.
[14:05] Jashin
    What's your problem?!
    Just "return home quietly," then!
SIGN    Blanket
[14:08] Jashin
    Also, it's freezing!
[14:11] Jashin
    Koji's one thing, but there's
    no way I can beat this one!
[14:15] Jashin
    What can I do? Think!
    There must be a way!
[14:19] Jashin
    There has to be something I can...
[14:22] Jashin
    That's it!
[14:23] Jashin
    Hey! What's that?!
[14:26] Jashin
    Morons! There's nothing there!
[14:28] Jashin
    This is the end, Koji!
[14:30] Jashin
    I'm gonna hit your unguarded back
[14:32] Jashin
    with the dropkick I've powered up
     by strengthening my abs!
[14:37] Jashin
    And when she sees you're dead, your sister
    will be overcome with grief and despair!
[14:41] Jashin
    She'll be so shattered, I'll be able to beat
     both of you without even fighting!
[14:46] Jashin
    Also, your—
SIGN    CLINK
SIGN    CLINK
SIGN    CLINK
[14:59] Yurine
    Aw, man. Not again.
[15:01] Jashin
    My stronger abs didn't do me any good at all.
[15:19] Yurine
    Is this enough for you to let
    Jashin-chan off the hook for today?
[15:23] Yusa
    Yes. My sister is overjoyed
    to see you again, anyway.
[15:36] Jashin
    My roll cake stood up! My roll cake stood up!
[15:40] Jashin
    It stood up! It stood up!
    It stood up! It stood up!
SIGN    Hell
     Bank
SIGN    Jinbocho Branch
[15:48] Medusa
    Here. I brought your money.
SIGN     To
    Jashin-chan
SIGN    From
    Medusa
[15:51] Jashin
    Are you stupid?! Don't give it
    to me here! Yurine will hear you!
[15:55] Medusa
    Sorry...
[15:56] Yurine
    I already heard.
[15:58] Yurine
    You're extorting Medusa again?
[16:00] Jashin
    N-No, no! This is money I lent to her...
[16:05] Yurine
    You're garbage through and through.
[16:08] Jashin
    She knows.
[16:10] Jashin
    I-I'm just borrowing a little bit.
[16:13] Jashin
    I always return it to her.
[16:15] Jashin
    Just last week, I returned the
    40 yen she lent me 100 years ago.
[16:20] Yurine
    I bet that was a starting wage 100 years ago.
[16:23] Medusa
    I don't really mind if she doesn't return it.
[16:27] Jashin
    Right?! It's better to accept that
    money lent out will never come back!
[16:33] Yurine
    You're in no position to say that.
[16:37] Yurine
    Medusa, don't you think
    you're too soft on Jashin-chan?
[16:41] Yurine
    What if she becomes an even bigger scumbag?
[16:43] Medusa
    What?! An even bigger
    scumbag?! I don't want that!
[16:47] Yurine
    Right? So you need to be firm with her.
[16:51] Jashin
    What's this, Medusa?
    You gonna do what Yurine says?
[16:55] Jashin
    Not me, who you've been with
    for thousands of years, but Yurine?
[17:00] Medusa
    U-Um...
[17:02] Jashin
    You treacherous coward!
[17:03] Jashin
    Again, you're in no position to say that.
[17:06] Medusa
    I-It's not like that!
[17:07] Medusa
    I'm just worried about you!
[17:10] Jashin
    Liar!
[17:10] Jashin
    You're just always high
    on your own good girl act!
[17:24] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, you jerk!
[17:27] Medusa
    I don't care what happens to you anymore!
    I'm never coming back to the human realm!
[17:35] Jashin
    Fine, stupid! Never come back, then!
[17:40] Yurine
    Oh, boy.
[17:46] Jashin
    I think... I went a little too far.
[17:51] Jashin
    Medusa...
[17:54] Jashin
    Medusa hates me now.
[17:58] Jashin
    And Medusa was...
[18:02] Jashin
    She was my precious...
[18:05] Jashin
    My precious...
[18:08] Jashin
    My precious ATM.
[18:09] Yurine
    That's where you were going?
[18:17] DevilA
    And... cheese!
[18:19] DevilA
    I recommend the extra-cheesy pizza toast!
[18:23] DevilA
    It's tasty!
[18:29] Jashin
    I can't keep going if I don't drink!
[18:32] Jashin
    What does she mean, she's never
    coming back to the human realm?
[18:36] Jashin
    She could just send me money
    monthly via Hell registered mail, then!
[18:40] Jashin
    It's not is if I want to see her, anyway!
[18:46] Jashin
    Barkeep! Another
    strawberry juice from the tap!
[18:49] Master
    You've had too much to
    drink, Jashin-chan-san.
[18:52] Jashin
    You don't need to worry about me!
[18:54] Jashin
    I'm not gonna get sick
    drinking strawberry juice!
[18:58] Master
    Actually...
[18:59] Master
    I'm not worried about you.
[19:01] Master
    I'm worried there won't be
    any left for my other customers.
[19:05] Jashin
    Huh? Oh... I see.
[19:13] Jashin
    I don't even have the will to walk.
[19:26] Jashin
    I'm so pathetic!
[19:28] Jashin
    Medusa's abandoned me, and the
    barkeep isn't even worried about me!
[19:33] Jashin
    I'm... I'm...
[19:37] Jashin
    Did I do something so bad?!
[19:39] Jashin
    I mean, maybe I did, but still!
[19:43] Jashin
    Come on, love me!
    You could love me, couldn't you?
[19:47] Jashin
    Couldn't you?!
[19:49] Jashin
    Love me! Love me!
[19:52] Jashin
    Love me for who I am!
[19:53] Ichiro
    Wh-Who even are you?!
[19:55] Jashin
    Let it go... Just leggo! I'm so lonely!
[20:02] Ichiro
    "Leggo"? You're lonely and
     want to go to Legoland?
[20:05] Medusa
    Jashin-chan.
[20:07] Jashin
    I'm hearing things now.
[20:10] Jashin
    I'm losing my mind.
[20:12] Medusa
    Jashin-chan.
[20:13] Jashin
    Medusa's voice...
[20:17] Jashin
    It wasn't...
[20:19] Jashin
    my imagination?
[20:21] Medusa
    I came to bring you home, Jashin-chan.
[20:24] Jashin
    Y-You came back, ATM?
[20:28] Yurine
    Medusa was so worried about you,
    she came back moments after she left.
[20:33] Jashin
    A... T...
[20:36] Jashin
    It was all my fault! Forgive me, AT...
[20:39] Jashin
    I mean, Medusa!
[20:41] Medusa
    I know, Jashin-chan.
[20:44] Medusa
    You're hopeless without me.
[20:47] Jashin
    Uh-huh! I adore you, Medusa!
[20:51] Jashin
    I... adore this... Medusa...
SIGN    I Adore This Medusa!
[20:56] Jashin
    I adore this Medusa!
[20:59] Jashin
    Ah-Tuh-Muh!
[21:02] Jashin
    ATM!
[21:06] Crowd
    ATM! ATM!
[21:10] Crowd
    ATM! ATM! ATM!
[21:22] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, I bet you're hungry, right?
[21:25] Medusa
    Let's have curry on the way home.
[21:28] Medusa
    What's wrong?
[21:29] Jashin
    I spent all the money you loaned me
     on 100 cups of strawberry juice.
[21:36] Medusa
    You don't need to worry
    about that. I'll pay for it.
[21:41] Jashin
    Okay! I really do need you
     in my life, Medusa!
[21:47] Jashin
    I adore you, Medusa!
[21:50] Medusa
    You really are hopeless
    without me, aren't you?
[21:54] Yurine
    Oh, great.
[21:55] Yurine
    Jashin-chan's descent into
    scumbaggery is accelerating.
[21:56] Medusa
    Where should we get curry?
[21:58] Jashin
    I want Bondy today!
SIGN    Scum
[22:00] Medusa
    Okay!
SIGN    Scum
SIGN    Scum
[22:04] Jashin
    Medusa!
[22:06] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[23:40] Jashin
    There is a woman who seduces devils.
[23:43] Jashin
    Love and hate are two sides of the same coin.
[23:45] Jashin
    That woman attempts to kill
    a devil out of beastly love.
[23:50] Jashin
    Dropkick on My Devil returns next
    time with a backdrop to your heart!