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SIGN    Clairvoyance Drops
[00:00] Jashin
    Dropkick on My Devil
    and Clairvoyance Drops!
[00:04] Jashin
    Available for collaboration!
[00:09] Jashin
    I'll eat one for Setsuko, too!
SIGN    Marble
SIGN    Marble
SIGN    Marble
SIGN    Marble
SIGN    Marble
SIGN    Marble
SIGN    Marble
SIGN    Marble
SIGN    Marble
SIGN    Marble
SIGN    Marble
SIGN    Marble
SIGN    Marble
SIGN    Marble
SIGN    Marble
SIGN    °Don't try this at home
SIGN    Marble
[01:47] FundraisingA
    Please donate to less fortunate children!
[01:50] FundraisingB
    Please!
[01:52] Fundraising
    Please donate!
[01:54] Pekola
    I finally have enough money.
[01:57] Pekola
    Maybe now I can rent a real apartment,
     like I always dreamed of!
[02:01] Pekola
    I'm so glad I worked as hard
     as I could all this time!
[02:11] FundraisingB
    Please extend a helping hand
    to less fortunate kids!
[02:13] FundraisingB
    Please!
SIGN    Let's Help Each Other
SIGN    Thank You
     for Helping
SIGN    Donation
     Box
SIGN    Points
SIGN    Points
SIGN    Points
SIGN    Points
SIGN    Points
SIGN    Points
SIGN    Points
SIGN    Points
[02:16] DevilA
    Ten points!
SIGN    Points
SIGN    Points
SIGN    Points
SIGN    Points
[02:20] Pekola
    How did it fly right into
    such a tiny opening l-like that?
SIGN    Let's Help Each Other
SIGN    Donation
     Box
[02:29] Pekola
    Uh, excuse me. I accidentally
    dropped money in there.
[02:33] Pekola
    Could I have it—
[02:35] FundraisingA
    Thank you for your donation!
SIGN    Donation
    Box
[02:39] FundraisingA
    Now we can help less fortunate children!
[02:41] FundraisingB
    Thank you so much!
[02:43] Pekola
    N-No, that wasn't a donation...
[02:46] FundraisingA
    You're so full of compassion!
[02:49] FundraisingB
    You're like an angel!
    No, we should say you are an angel!
[02:53] Pekola
    Uh, no...
[02:57] Fundraising
    You're an angel!
SIGN    Donation
    Box
[03:02] Pekola
    If it'll help unfortunate children,
    then please use it for that.
[03:08] Fundraising
    Oh, wonderful!
[03:10] Fundraising
    Thank you so much!
[03:15] Bakuga
    Here it comes!
[03:18] Pekola
    How could it have flown
    right into that tiny hole?!
[03:21] Pekola
    I'm such a fool!
[03:23] Pekola
    I should've tried to get it back,
    no matter what it took!
[03:31] Pekola
    Other than the 2,000 yen
    I had sewn into my underwear,
[03:34] Pekola
    I've lost everything I had!
[03:45] Pekola
    But now those unfortunate children
     will be saved. Isn't that a good thing?
[03:51] Pekola
    No matter how far I fall, no matter
    what bitter experiences I have...
[03:56] Pekola
    I'm still an angel!
[03:57] Pekola
    I'm still an angel!
[03:58] Pekola
    I'm still an angel!
[04:00] Pekola
    Okay! To cheer myself up,
[04:03] Pekola
    I'll go have some curry nanban (1,000 yen)
    from Kanda Matsuya and head to work!
[04:14] Jashin
    Oh, hey, it's Pekola.
[04:17] Jashin
    What're you just standing there for?
    Come sit next to me.
[04:22] Pekola
    I'd rather not.
[04:24] Pekola
    Are there any other seats?
[04:27] Pekola
    Nope.
[04:31] Pekola
    Are you here to eat, too?
[04:33] Jashin
    What else would I be doing here?
[04:36] Pekola
    I'd rather not get worn out
    before going to work...
[04:40] Staff
    Welcome.
[04:41] Pekola
    Oh, curry nanban, please.
[04:43] Staff
    Sure.
[04:45] Jashin
    Curry nanban's great, isn't it?
[04:49] SalarymanA
    You seen those girls in tracksuits
    collecting donations in front of the station?
[04:54] SalarymanA
    The ones saying they're collecting
    for less fortunate children.
[04:58] SalarymanA
    Apparently, it's a charity scam.
[05:00] SalarymanB
    Oh, the two girls in tracksuits?
[05:03] SalarymanA
    I just saw them getting arrested.
[05:06] SalarymanB
    Damn. I thought they seemed kinda shady.
[05:06] Pekola
    A charity scam... Tracksuits...
[05:09] SalarymanA
    It drew one hell of a crowd.
[05:09] Pekola
    Two young women...
SIGN    Donation
    Box
[05:13] (Flashback) Fundraising
    Thank you for your donation!
[05:19] Jashin
    Talk about dumb!
    Who'd donate to people like that?
[05:23] Jashin
    Right, Pekola?
[05:27] Jashin
    Pekola? What's wrong?
[05:30] Jashin
    Pekola?
[05:33] Jashin
    Pekola? Hey...
[05:34] Pekola
    Flutter, flutter, flutter...
[05:38] Staff
    Here's your curry nanban.
[05:40] Jashin
    Got a Shureimon!
[05:42] Jashin
    This'll cover both of us.
    I'll just enjoy this nanban!
[05:45] Jashin
    Great save! I didn't have any money!
[05:50] Jashin
    Yum! This is so good!
[05:51] Staff
    Um, this isn't enough, though...
[05:54] Jashin
    Huh?
[05:57] Jashin
    Dropkick on My Devil makes a transfer!
[06:01] Jashin
    Dropkick on My Case
    Closed Devil begins now!
SIGN    5 Seconds Later
SIGN    Wuh...
SIGN    Water...
[06:15] Jashin
    It's so damn hot.
[06:22] Yusa
    Is Yurine-san home?
[06:25] Jashin
    Nope. She's dead.
[06:27] Yusa
    What?!
[06:28] Jashin
    It's freezing when you two are here.
SIGN    You did it, didn't you?!
SIGN    Give her back! Give Yurine-chan back!
[06:37] Jashin
    Shut up.
[06:38] Jashin
    That won't work.
[06:39] Jashin
    Taste my Hundred Tail Slaps!
[06:47] Jashin
    I just used my new deadly move
    on a low-ranking devil!
[07:00] Yusa
    You dare do such a thing to my sister again?
[07:03] Yusa
    And now, Yurine-san, too...
[07:05] Yusa
    I can't allow you to live.
[07:10] Yurine
    It's awfully noisy out here.
[07:12] Yurine
    Oh, Yusa-san. Welcome.
[07:15] Yusa
    I should've known.
[07:18] Jashin
    Here.
[07:20] Yusa
    Oh, you didn't have to.
[07:23] Jashin
    When they're here,
    my tea snacks get cut so thin!
[07:26] Jashin
    This is plenty for Koji.
[07:35] Yusa
    I've come to ask you for a favor, Yurine-san.
[07:38] Yurine
    A favor?
[07:40] Yusa
    Yes.
SIGN    Hell Ice Cream
[07:43] Yusa
    I was hoping you could
    taste-test this for me.
[07:46] Yurine
    "Hell Ice Cream"?
[07:48] Yusa
    Yes, business is bad in Hell right now,
[07:51] Yusa
    so I was thinking of selling more than
    just shaved ice in the human realm.
[07:54] Yusa
    I was hoping you could give me
    your opinion on behalf of the humans.
[07:57] Yurine
    The packaging is cute.
[08:00] Yurine
    Sure, if you think my opinion will do.
[08:03] Yurine
    I'm surprised business has been
    bad for you guys, though.
[08:07] Yurine
    It's not like it costs you anything.
[08:09] Yusa
    Yes, but for some reason,
    our product just doesn't sell back home.
[08:13] Yurine
    Probably because you're trying to sell it
    in a cold place that has ice everywhere.
[08:18] Yusa
    Ah, of course!
[08:20] Yusa
    I hadn't even realized that!
[08:23] Jashin
    Is your big sister stupid?
[08:26] Yurine
    Okay, I'll try it.
[08:33] Yurine
    It's good!
[08:35] Yusa
    I'm so glad!
[08:36] Jashin
    I'll have some, too!
[08:37] Yurine
    What flavor is this?
[08:40] Yusa
    Basilisk venom.
[08:42] Jashin
    Are you an idiot?! Living creatures
    die just walking beside a basilisk!
[08:47] Jashin
    Why would you make that into
     ice cream?! The risk is sky-high!
[08:50] Jashin
    In fact, it's a basi-risk!
    Seriously, think of the risk!
[08:54] Jashin
    I mean, I don't care if Yurine dies, but...
[08:56] Yusa
    Don't worry. The venom's been processed.
[08:59] Jashin
    Are you absolutely sure it's safe?
[09:02] Jashin
    Also, I'm impressed you were even
    able to collect basilisk venom.
[09:06] Yusa
    Well, that's the thing.
[09:08] Yusa
    Just making this ice cream demands
    a great deal of labor and expense.
[09:14] Yusa
    After doing the math...
[09:16] Yusa
    I'm thinking of selling it for
    one million yen each. Do you think that'll work?
[09:24] Yurine
    I, uh, don't think so.
[09:27] Yusa
    B-B-But our debt...
[09:27] Jashin
    Your big sister really is an idiot.
SIGN    Wig
[09:37] Jashin
    Dropkick on My Devil makes a transfer!
[09:41] Jashin
    I'm a free agent!
[09:43] Jashin
    Dropkick on My Food Wars Devil begi—
SIGN    5 Seconds Later
[09:50] Pekola
    A part-time day labor job that pays well...
[09:54] Pekola
    There don't seem to be many of those.
[09:59] Pekola
    Thirty thousand a day? That could work!
SIGN    High-Paying Part-Time Work
SIGN    Pay:
SIGN    yen
     a day
SIGN    Description: Shield
SIGN    Terms:
SIGN    All sexes welcome,
     as long as you're strong!!
SIGN    °Details to be shared on the day of the job
SIGN    Feel free to call and ask us about it first!
SIGN    (our recruiter)
[10:02] Pekola
    "Terms: All sexes welcome,
    as long as you're strong."
[10:07] Pekola
    I may have lost my angel powers,
    but I'm still tougher than a human.
[10:12] Pekola
    This seems perfect for me.
[10:14] Pekola
    But...
[10:16] Pekola
    Why does the description just say "shield"?
SIGN    High-Paying Part-Time Work
SIGN    yen
     a day
SIGN    Shield
SIGN    All sexes welcome,
    as long as you're strong!!
SIGN    °Details to be shared on the day of the job
SIGN    Feel free to call and ask us about it first!
SIGN    (our recruiter)
[10:18] Pekola
    What could that mean?
[10:20] Pekola
    Well, I can start by calling to ask.
SIGN    Is that...
SIGN    ...an angel? She doesn't have a halo, though.
SIGN    I'm finding angels now, but still no Jashin-chan.
SIGN    Where could she be?
SIGN    Ah, the Tokyo Desert...
[10:45] Pekola
    They hired me pretty easily,
[10:47] Pekola
    but today's the day of the job
    and I still don't know the details.
[10:52] Pekola
    Still, I'm so lucky to have found a job
    that pays 30,000 yen for just one day!
[10:56] Pekola
    Good things are coming my way today!
[10:58] Pekola
    I'll buy that, and I bet
    I can buy that, too...
[11:01] Tanahashi
    Yo, part-timer.
[11:03] Pekola
    What? That's the guy
    who's at all my part-time jobs!
[11:08] Tanahashi
    Huh? What're you talking about?
[11:09] Tanahashi
    I'm gonna explain the work now.
    Listen up, part-timer.
[11:13] Pekola
    Um, my name isn't
    "Part-Timer." It's "Pekola."
[11:17] Pekola
    He still has such a dumb-sounding voice.
[11:21] Tanahashi
    I couldn't care less if you're
    Pekola or not, part-timer.
[11:24] Pekola
    Why does he refuse to learn my name?
[11:24] Tanahashi
    So today, you're a bodyguard at
    an idol's photobook-signing event.
[11:30] Tanahashi
    Okay, explanation done.
[11:32] Pekola
    Right...
[11:33] Tanahashi
    Okay, Amatsuka Noel-chan, come on in!
[11:34] Pekola
    A bodyguard? So that's why it said "shield."
[11:37] Poporon
    Good morning!
[11:39] Poporon
    I'm everyone's holy idol, Noel-chan!
[11:45] Pekola
    Poporon?!
[11:46] Poporon
    Pekola-sama?!
[11:47] Tanahashi
    Okay, I'll see you when it's time.
[11:50] Poporon
    Okay!
[11:52] Pekola
    Who's Amatsuka Noel?
[11:54] Poporon
    It's a stage name, obviously.
[11:57] Poporon
    Being an ordinary girl who's striving
    to be an idol makes it easier to live here.
[12:01] Pekola
    A stage name? Oh, right.
    Yeah, I guess that's an option...
[12:05] Pekola
    Wait, but lying is wrong!
[12:07] Poporon
    You're too honest for your own good.
[12:10] Poporon
    But that's how I've been getting by.
    I'm still just starting out as an idol, though.
[12:15] Pekola
    Is idol work really so dangerous
    that you need a bodyguard?
[12:20] Poporon
    Not usually, but on rare occasions,
[12:23] Poporon
    we get attacked at our events.
[12:26] Poporon
    So make sure you protect me.
[12:28] Pekola
    Of course!
[12:30] Pekola
    I'm getting paid for this, after all.
[12:32] Pekola
    And you'll be going out
    in front of people as a human.
[12:36] Pekola
    The responsibility of the
    job itself is reason enough,
[12:38] Pekola
    but aside from that,
    it's an angel's duty to protect humans!
[12:41] Poporon
    Wh-Why are you trying to sound all cool?
    You piss me off so much.
[12:47] Poporon
    I absolutely hate all that stuff
    about an angel's duty.
[12:50] Pekola
    Poporon?
[12:52] Tanahashi
    Okay, it's time.
[12:54] Poporon
    Coming!
[12:59] Poporon
    Thank you for coming!
SIGN    Amatsuki Noel Autograph Event
[13:02] Osaki
    An autographed Noel-chan photobook!
    It'll be my family heirloom!
[13:05] Poporon
    Aw, that makes me so happy!
[13:09] Chiba
    If you would, please.
[13:10] Poporon
    Sure!
[13:12] Chiba
    Oh, please sign it:
    "To Noel-chan's little piggy."
[13:16] Poporon
    You're funny!
[13:18] Poporon
    What the hell?
[13:39] [SONG] Poporon
    The sky above me is cloudy
[13:43] [SONG] Poporon
    I wish it would be sunny, just for today
[13:47] [SONG] Poporon
    The challenge is getting to
    the point of feeling motivated
[13:53] [SONG] Poporon
    But it's not like there are
    tons of things I want to do
[14:00] [SONG] Poporon
    I don't have time to sit around sighing
[14:07] [SONG] Poporon
    In this hectic, ever-changing world
[14:14] [SONG] Poporon
    Forcing a smile
[14:18] [SONG] Poporon
    While just spinning like a gear
[14:21] [SONG] Poporon
    Is not how I want to let it end
[14:29] [SONG] Poporon
    I want to make a miracle happen
[14:33] [SONG] Poporon
    Like you-know-who
[14:36] [SONG] Poporon
    So I'll go out to find a future
    that'll make my heart race
[14:44] [SONG] Poporon
    I swear I will
[14:48] Pekola
    Good. It looks like it's going
    to end without any problems.
[14:52] Pekola
    What should I eat with my 30,000 yen?
[14:56] Pekola
    The finest eels? Or maybe a steak?
[14:59] Pekola
    Oh, curry nanban is right up there, too.
[15:07] Long Hair
    I have a bone to pick with you, Noel.
[15:10] Long Hair
    Your cold treatment of fans
    on social media is unacceptable!
[15:20] Poporon
    Pekola-sama, you were
    actually useful! Thank good—
[15:23] Long Hair
    Damn you, Noel!
[15:25] Long Hair
    How dare you ignore my R-rated questions?!
[15:28] Long Hair
    I'll split your head open!
[15:32] Long Hair
    Damn it! What the hell?!
[15:35] Pekola
    Poporon! What are you doing?
    Get out of here!
[15:39] Long Hair
    Out of my way, you...
[15:41] Pekola
    S-Stop... Seriously, stop...
[15:43] Poporon
    A-Are you crazy?! Don't risk
    your life for a measly 30,000 yen!
[15:47] Pekola
    It's not about the money!
[15:49] Pekola
    I may have fallen, but I was an angel!
    It's my duty to protect people!
[15:56] Poporon
    But... I'm not human...
[15:58] Pekola
    Right now, you're Noel
    the human idol, aren't you?
[16:02] Pekola
    You're also my former subordinate.
[16:05] Pekola
    So I will protect you!
[16:09] Long Hair
    Give it a damn rest!
[16:24] Pekola
    Where am I?
[16:26] Yurine
    Don't sit up too quickly.
[16:28] Pekola
    Hanazono Yurine...
[16:31] Pekola
    Wait, where's Poporon?
[16:33] Yurine
    Don't worry, she's just fine.
[16:36] Yurine
    And the police arrested the attacker.
[16:40] Jashin
    Yurine saw the news online
    and came to check up on you.
[16:44] Pekola
    Th-Thank you.
[16:46] Jashin
    We've got bananas, too.
[16:48] Yurine
    Why are you eating them?
[16:51] Yurine
    Hey, don't play with the bananas.
[16:52] Jashin
    Can't hear you.
[16:52] Pekola
    Did you two bring this
    expensive-looking fruit selection?
[16:56] Yurine
    No, it was there before we came in.
[16:59] Pekola
    I see...
[17:03] Pekola
    I hope my pay will
    cover this hospital stay.
[17:06] Yurine
    The nurse said your expenses
    were already covered.
[17:10] Pekola
    Huh?!
[17:10] Jashin
    I'll take this melon in return
    for peeling the apples.
[17:15] Yurine
    You really...
[17:17] Pekola
    Who could have...
SIGN    Heaven Hospital
[17:23] Poporon
    Hmph. Stupid Pekola-sama.
[17:27] Jashin
    Dropkick on My Devil makes a transfer!
[17:30] Jashin
    I'm a free agent!
[17:31] Jashin
    Overhead Kick on My Titan Devil begi—
SIGN    5 Seconds Later
SIGN    Beth
SIGN    Beth
SIGN    Damn
     it
SIGN    Unhappy
    Turn
SIGN    Unhappy
    Turn
SIGN    Unhappy
    Turn
[17:51] Medusa
    Here, Jashin-chan. Open up.
[17:56] Jashin
    Yum. Nothing beats a mandarin in winter.
[18:02] Medusa
    Oh, that's right!
[18:04] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, could you
    teach me how to make chocolates?
[18:07] Jashin
    Huh? Why?
[18:09] Medusa
    It's almost Valentine's Day.
[18:13] Jashin
    Y-You're gonna give someone chocolates?
[18:17] Medusa
    Yep!
[18:22] Jashin
    Who?
[18:23] Medusa
    That's a secret.
[18:26] Jashin
    I'm not teaching you, then.
[18:28] Medusa
    Aw, come on, teach me!
    You're good at making sweets, aren't you?
[18:32] Jashin
    Just buy 'em from some store.
[18:35] Jashin
    Department stores have special
    Valentine's Day sections this time of year.
[18:40] Medusa
    I know, but I thought it'd be nice to give
    handmade ones to the person I care about.
[18:47] Jashin
    The person Medusa cares about?!
[18:50] Jashin
    She found someone like that while
    I've been stuck here in the human realm?!
[18:50] Medusa
    But I don't know what kind
     would make them happy.
[18:56] Jashin
    All because I can't get back to Hell!
[18:58] Medusa
    What's wrong, Jashin-chan?
[19:01] Medusa
    Okay, if you'll teach me how to make them,
    I'll tell you who I'm giving them to.
[19:06] Medusa
    But only after we're done.
[19:10] Jashin
    F-Fine.
[19:12] Jashin
    As soon as I get back to Hell, I'll kill them.
[19:18] Medusa
    This is kind of embarrassing...
[19:21] Jashin
    You have to start by looking the part.
[19:25] Medusa
    Your hat's so tall.
[19:27] Jashin
    Regular chocolates are boring,
    so we'll be making ganache.
[19:31] Jashin
    First, chop up a
    chocolate bar into tiny pieces.
[19:34] Medusa
    Okay!
[19:39] Jashin
    That's dangerous.
[19:43] Jashin
    Place your hand like a cat's paw
    so you don't cut your fingers.
[19:49] Jashin
    You try it.
[19:50] Medusa
    O-Okay!
[19:52] Jashin
    You need to be careful, or you'll be
    giving someone your fingers instead.
[19:56] Medusa
    Got it. Like this, right?
[19:59] Jashin
    Now, put fresh cream in a pan, and warm it over
    a medium heat without bringing it to a boil.
[20:05] Jashin
    Then, add the chopped-up
     chocolate, and mix it in.
[20:11] Jashin
    Finally, pour the melted chocolate
    into a tray lined with parchment paper...
[20:17] Jashin
    And put it in the fridge
    for about an hour to cool.
[20:22] DevilA
    One, two, three, four...
[20:28] Medusa
    Think it's ready yet, Jashin-chan?
[20:31] Jashin
    It hasn't even been five minutes.
[20:34] Jashin
    Is the person you're giving it to
    that important to you?
[20:39] Medusa
    Yeah! Super important!
[20:42] Jashin
    I'm seriously gonna kill them.
[20:44] DevilA
    3,579... 3,599... 3,600!
[20:49] DevilA
    And now, it's been an hour!
[20:51] Medusa
    Wow! It really turned into ganache!
[20:54] Jashin
    Now just cut it into the size you want,
    sprinkle cocoa powder on top, and it's done.
[20:59] Medusa
    Thank you, Jashin-chan!
[21:11] Medusa
    All done!
[21:13] Medusa
    Jashin-chan.
[21:15] Jashin
    What?
[21:17] Medusa
    Here. A present for you.
[21:21] Medusa
    I said I was giving it to someone
    I care about, remember?
[21:27] Jashin
    S-So that's what you...
[21:33] Medusa
    Let's always be good friends, okay?
[21:36] Jashin
    Thank you, Medusa!
[21:40] Jashin
    Whew, what a relief! I'm so glad!
[21:43] Medusa
    Huh? What do you mean?
[21:45] Jashin
    N-Nothing!
[21:45] Minos
    Welcome home, Yurine-chan!
[21:46] Medusa
    Come on, tell me!
[21:50] Yurine
    I see you've been working hard, Minos.
[21:52] Minos
    Nothing hard about it! I enjoy it!
[21:54] Minos
    And I'm just happy to be able to work.
[21:57] Medusa
    Stop that, Jashin-chan!
[22:01] Yurine
    Those two seem happy all the time.
[22:05] Minos
    Yep.
[23:40] Jashin
    The devil runs, howls, sings...
[23:44] Jashin
    All for her.
[23:46] Jashin
    The bond between them is real.
[23:48] Jashin
    Dropkick on My Devil! Into the sky!
[23:51] Jashin
    Returning next time
    with a dropkick to your heart!