E1 - Armageddon Karuta X

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[00:05] DevilA
    Her name is Hanazono Yurine.
[00:09] DevilA
    She is the most powerful
    necromancer in this land,
[00:13] DevilA
    and the one who conveys the
    wishes of the devil to the people;
[00:16] DevilA
    the guardian of blood passed
    down from days long past.
[00:20] DevilA
    The people fear her,
    calling her by this name:
[00:24] DevilA
    Black Xavier, the Evangelist of the Devil.
[00:30] Yurine
    At least...
[00:31] Yurine
    That's what I fantasized at one time.
[00:36] Yurine
    But then, one day, I summoned her.
[00:41] Yurine
    A wicked devil.
    The very embodiment of evil.
[00:50] Jashin
    Welcome home, Yurine.
[00:54] Yurine
    Thanks, Jashin-chan.
[00:56] Yurine
    Yes, this is that devil. No matter how
    you look at her, she's clearly a devil.
[01:01] Yurine
    This part especially is
    unmistakably devilish.
[01:05] Yurine
    I bought the minced meat cutlets you like.
[01:08] Yurine
    We can have them for dinner tonight.
[01:11] Jashin
    An opening!
[01:12] Jashin
    Die, Yurine!
[01:14] Jashin
    This time... This time...
    This time, you will die!
[01:18] Jashin
    If I kill you, my summoner,
    I can go back to Hell!
[01:22] Jashin
    Third time's the charm!
    This time, I'll kill you for sure!
[01:26] Jashin
    Taste my ultimate killer move!
     Jashin-chan Dropkick!
[01:36] Jashin
    Huh? I... hit her?
[01:39] Jashin
    I really did it?
[01:43] Jashin
    It took until the third season,
    but at last, I've beaten Yur—
[01:46] Yurine
    Okay...
[01:47] Yurine
    How many times do you
    have to try to kill me?
[01:52] Yurine
    Maybe I'll hold on to these
    minced meat cutlets for a while.
[01:57] Jashin
    Forgive me! Forgive me, Yurine!
[02:00] Jashin
    Please forgive me, Yurine!
[02:10] Yurine
    Heh.
[02:12] Yurine
    Dropkick on My Devil!! X...
[02:15] Both
    ...begins now!
[03:53] Yurine
    What's that serious look all about?
[03:56] Jashin
    For our third anime adaptation,
     Dropkick on My Devil!! X,
[04:01] Jashin
    I've decided to present
    my character differently.
[04:04] Jashin
    From now on, Jashin-chan
    is going to be serious.
[04:07] Yurine
    I see. So you're going for a
    different taste. Interesting idea.
[04:15] Yurine
    Hey, maybe I'll change my character, too.
[04:20] Yurine
    I like everything to be beautiful.
[04:25] Yurine
    Maybe this is how I'll stay for the
    whole of Dropkick on My Devil!! X.
[04:29] Minos
    Jashin-chan!
SIGN    Beef
[04:31] Minos
    Let's play video games!
[04:33] Medusa
    I bought some Fresh Moon cakes!
SIGN    We're here to visit.
SIGN    Beef
[04:36] Yurine
    Oh, my. All of your art
    has changed, as well.
[04:40] Yurine
    Minos, you appear to be in
    a children's cartoon style.
[04:43] Yurine
    You give the impression
    of a healthy, fiery youth.
[04:45] Yurine
    Medusa, your appearance was
    always based on a 90s style,
[04:49] Yurine
    but it's leaning that way even more now.
[04:52] Yurine
    And Per-chan, your soft, graceful look is
    like something out of Last Fantasy.
[04:57] Minos
    Yeah, before I knew it,
    this is how I was drawn!
[05:01] Poporon
    Hello, it's Genesis!
[05:03] Poporon
    I brought your two sets of ramen
    with half orders of fried rice!
SIGN    Wow, Poporon-chan, you look like you're straight out of a shojo manga.
[05:12] Poporon
    Really?
[05:13] Poporon
    I don't feel like I've changed that much...
[05:15] Minos
    Yeah, you looked like a shojo
    manga character to begin with!
[05:30] Yurine
    She's eating so nice and quiet.
[05:33] Medusa
    Jashin-chan seems unusually serious today.
[05:36] Pino
    Hanazono-san!
[05:37] Pino
    I looked in your bathroom mirror before my
     shower, and saw that I look like this now!
[05:42] Medusa
    Pino-chan looks about the same as always.
[05:46] Yurine
    No, look closer.
[05:48] Yurine
    The more adult features that we've
    tried to keep to a minimum in this show
[05:52] Yurine
    are much more pronounced on her now.
[05:57] Poporon
    Because she came out here in her underwear?
[06:00] Tex
    Thank
    You for
    the Meal
[06:00] Tex
    Thank
    You for
    the Meal
[06:01] Pekola
    Bread crusts are delicious!
[06:06] Pekola
    Oh, you're all here?
[06:09] Minos
    Pekola-chan and Beth look like
    characters from a Showa-era gag manga!
[06:14] Poporon
    Pekola-sama, look how much you've shrunk.
[06:17] Pekola
    Have I?
[06:20] Ran
    Ni hao!
[06:21] Kyon
    How are you all doing?
[06:22] Minos
    Whoa! They're from a tearjerker game!
[06:24] Yurine
    I wonder if they're sick or something.
[06:27] Ran
    No, not at all!
[06:28] Kyon
    We're healthy and strong!
    And we love taiyaki!
[06:33] Yurine
    You haven't said anything or
    made any snappy comebacks at all.
SIGN    Keeping
    Quiet
SIGN    Keeping
    Quiet
[06:41] Yurine
    I don't think just staying quiet
    constitutes being serious...
[06:46] Minos
    Per-chan, you even look
    cute in that graceful style!
[06:46] Poporon
    Pekola-sama, you're so tiny.
[06:48] Pekola
    Indeed, indeed.
[06:51] Yurine
    This is such a chaotic sight...
[06:55] Yurine
    I think our visuals need
    to be consistent after all.
[06:58] Yurine
    Everyone, go back to the way you
    were by the end of the eyecatch.
[07:02] All
    Okay!
[07:02] Mino
    'Kay!
[07:03] Pekola
    Got it!
[07:04] Pino
    I sure want to...
[07:05] Poporon
    But we can't?
[07:11] DevilA
    Moo.
SIGN    Moo
[07:15] DevilA
    This is Jinbocho in Chiyoda Ward.
[07:17] DevilA
    Happy New Year, everyone!
[07:24] Pekola
    My Lord, I am yet again
    about to commit a sin.
[07:29] Pekola
    I have accepted an invitation from the witch
    to once more set foot in the Sabbat's domicile...
[07:37] (Flashback) Yurine
    It's New Year's,
    so come over for some ozoni.
[07:42] Pekola
    Ozoni...
[07:44] Pekola
    Well, it is New Year's.
    I'm sure my Lord will forgive me!
[07:50] DevilA
    Your "Lord" is not a Shinto god!
SIGN    A warm meal
    with a warm family
    was the hallucination I saw
SIGN    I don't turn to stone
    even if I look at Medusa,
    thanks to the bracelet
    I bought at a stall in Akiba
SIGN    Not bad
    for a
    pig
[07:57] Yurine
    It's still a little too early to eat,
[07:59] Yurine
    so let's play some karuta
    to work up an appetite.
[08:02] Ran
    Do your best, Kyon-Kyon!
[08:04] Kyon
    Okay!
[08:05] Poporon
    Isn't karuta kind of childish?
[08:07] Pino
    I won't lose to you, Poporon.
[08:09] Pino
    If I'm so weak I lose to the likes of you,
[08:10] Minos
    I haven't played karuta since grade school.
[08:11] Pino
    pursuers from Heaven
    would overcome me easily.
SIGN    I'm a little worried I might get hurt.
[08:15] Jashin
    Hah! You weakling. You'll make your
    teacher in Hell cry, talking like that.
[08:16] Pino
    So I can't afford to lose now.
[08:19] Pino
    That's right.
SIGN    What makes my mother cry is having a useless student who can't even go back to Hell.
[08:23] Pino
    I mean, it's true, isn't it?
    I can't afford to lose.
[08:26] Jashin
    You impertinent brat! If you weren't
    Sensei's daughter, I'd beat you to a pulp!
SIGN    You didn't forget about when you broke my leg, did you?
[08:35] Yurine
    The new year is young.
    Don't start fighting already.
[08:39] Jashin
    Still...
[08:40] Jashin
    By complete chance, this has turned into a
    battle between devils, angels, and humans.
[08:45] Jashin
    One could call this a
    practice run for Armageddon.
[08:49] Jashin
    I can't lose when the
    new year's just begun!
[08:52] Yurine
    You'd better not cheat.
[08:54] Jashin
    Huh? Well, of course I won't...
[08:57] Jashin
    And you know, if you
    damage a child's self-esteem
[09:00] Jashin
    by saying that before they even start
    playing, you'll never be a good parent.
[09:03] Yurine
    I told you, I'm never going to be a parent.
[09:06] Medusa
    Okay, I'll start reading now.
[09:08] Medusa
    "Not bad for a pig."
[09:10] Jashin
    "Not..." "Not..."
[09:10] Kyon
    Hmm, where is it?
[09:12] Yurine
    There!
[09:14] Pekola
    Th-That was fast!
[09:17] Minos
    That was amazing, Yurine-chan!
[09:17] Jashin
    H-How is she so fast?
    Is that kind of speed even human?
[09:22] Medusa
    I'll read the next one now.
[09:24] Medusa
    "A warm meal with a warm family
    was the hallucination I saw."
[09:28] Pekola
    Here!
[09:29] Yurine
    Well done.
[09:32] Medusa
    "Little cyclops is
    short-lived and panty-free."
[09:37] Kyon
    Aiya!
SIGN    Aw, she beat me to it.
[09:41] Ran
    Nice one, Kyon-Kyon!
[09:42] Medusa
    "Before her departure at 8 AM,
    Azusa 2's last words were 'forever dream.'"
SIGN    Oh, there it is!
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Jashin-chan?
[09:53] Jashin
    Azusa 2... It was all Yurine's fault...
[09:57] Yurine
    It was your fault.
[09:58] Jashin
    If you hadn't dodged my attack...
[10:00] Minos
    Yeah, that was Jashin-chan's fault.
SIGN    It really was.
[10:04] Medusa
    I'll read the next one now.
[10:07] Medusa
    "The assassin that popped out of the
    closet was a moronic fallen angel."
[10:11] Medusa
    "The halo she lost was
    taken out with the trash,
[10:13] Medusa
    and now she can't go home,
    so she lives in a box."
SIGN    Ah, found it!
[10:18] Pekola
    Without my halo, I can't use my
    powers or even go back to Heaven...
[10:24] Pino
    And because you're such a moron,
[10:27] Pino
    even those of us who came to finish
    you off got dragged down with you.
[10:30] Poporon
    All because you're such a moron.
[10:34] Medusa
    U-Uh...
[10:37] Medusa
    "Door L2 leads to the secluded
    Philippine region of El Nido."
[10:40] Jashin
    Where is it? Where is it?!
SIGN    Door L2 leads to
    the secluded
    Philippine region of
    El Nido
[10:44] Pekola
    There!
[10:46] Jashin
    Hey. What do you think you're doing?
[10:50] Pekola
    Huh? I just took the card.
    Isn't that the point of the game?
[10:54] Jashin
    You stupid fallen angel!
    Let me get one already!
[10:57] Pekola
    Let you get one? But you
    hadn't even spotted that one.
[11:01] Jashin
    What was that?!
[11:04] Minos
    Hey, c'mon, don't fight.
SIGN    You're still such a short-tempered devil.
[11:08] Jashin
    Ugh! I hate you all!
[11:11] Jashin
    Medusa! Next!
[11:12] Medusa
    O-Okay...
[11:14] Medusa
    "Green onion stolen.
    A 100-yen coin left in its place."
[11:18] Jashin
    Where is it? "Green onion..."
    Where's "green onion"?
[11:23] Jashin
    Green onion!
[11:24] Miku
    Shopping! Shopping!
[11:27] Jashin
    You!
[11:30] Jashin
    Green onion stolen!
[11:31] Miku
    Wh-What?
[11:33] Jashin
    And you get 100 yen for it!
[11:38] Miku
    I bought that green onion
    for 90 yen, so it's all good.
[11:42] Jashin
    I got the green onion!
[11:44] Yurine
    You're supposed to get the card,
    not an actual green onion.
[11:49] Jashin
    Argh! Next time... Next time!
SIGN    Jashin-chan swore
    she would win
    next time, but...
[11:53] DevilA
    Jashin-chan swore she
    would win next time, but...
SIGN    Our holy idol
    lives and works
    at Genesis,
    wearing straw sandals
SIGN    Our holy idol
    lives and works
    at Genesis,
    wearing straw sandals
[11:58] Medusa
    "Our holy idol lives and works at
    Genesis, wearing straw sandals."
SIGN    Our holy idol
    lives and works
    at Genesis,
    wearing straw sandals
SIGN    Our holy idol
    lives and works
    at Genesis,
    wearing straw sandals
SIGN    Our holy idol
    lives and works
    at Genesis,
    wearing straw sandals
SIGN    Our holy idol
    lives and works
    at Genesis,
    wearing straw sandals
SIGN    Our holy idol
    lives and works
    at Genesis,
    wearing straw sandals
SIGN    Our holy idol
    lives and works
    at Genesis,
    wearing straw sandals
SIGN    Our holy idol
    lives and works
    at Genesis,
    wearing straw sandals
SIGN    Our holy idol
    lives and works
    at Genesis,
    wearing straw sandals
SIGN    Everyone is
    surely waiting
    for the tsuchinoko's
    sexy scene
SIGN    Our holy idol
    lives and works
    at Genesis,
    wearing straw sandals
SIGN    Everyone is
    surely waiting
    for the tsuchinoko's
    sexy scene
SIGN    Our holy idol
    lives and works
    at Genesis,
    wearing straw sandals
SIGN    Everyone is
    surely waiting
    for the tsuchinoko's
    sexy scene
SIGN    Our holy idol
    lives and works
    at Genesis,
    wearing straw sandals
SIGN    Everyone is
    surely waiting
    for the tsuchinoko's
    sexy scene
SIGN    Our holy idol
    lives and works
    at Genesis,
    wearing straw sandals
SIGN    Everyone is
    surely waiting
    for the tsuchinoko's
    sexy scene
[12:03] Poporon
    Here!
SIGN    Our holy idol
    lives and works
    at Genesis,
    wearing straw sandals
SIGN    Everyone is
    surely waiting
    for the tsuchinoko's
    sexy scene
SIGN    Everyone is
    surely waiting
    for the tsuchinoko's
    sexy scene
[12:03] Medusa
    "Everyone is surely waiting for
    the tsuchinoko's sexy scene."
SIGN    Everyone is
    surely waiting
    for the tsuchinoko's
    sexy scene
SIGN    Everyone is
    surely waiting
    for the tsuchinoko's
    sexy scene
SIGN    Everyone is
    surely waiting
    for the tsuchinoko's
    sexy scene
SIGN    Everyone is
    surely waiting
    for the tsuchinoko's
    sexy scene
SIGN    Everyone is
    surely waiting
    for the tsuchinoko's
    sexy scene
SIGN    Everyone is
    surely waiting
    for the tsuchinoko's
    sexy scene
SIGN    Everyone is
    surely waiting
    for the tsuchinoko's
    sexy scene
SIGN    Everyone is
    surely waiting
    for the tsuchinoko's
    sexy scene
SIGN    Everyone is
    surely waiting
    for the tsuchinoko's
    sexy scene
[12:07] Kyon
    Got it!
[12:08] Medusa
    "I don't turn to stone, even if I look at Medusa,
SIGN    I don't turn to stone
    even if I look at Medusa,
    thanks to the bracelet
    I bought at a stall in Akiba
SIGN    I don't turn to stone
    even if I look at Medusa,
    thanks to the bracelet
    I bought at a stall in Akiba
SIGN    I don't turn to stone
    even if I look at Medusa,
    thanks to the bracelet
    I bought at a stall in Akiba
SIGN    I don't turn to stone
    even if I look at Medusa,
    thanks to the bracelet
    I bought at a stall in Akiba
SIGN    I don't turn to stone
    even if I look at Medusa,
    thanks to the bracelet
    I bought at a stall in Akiba
SIGN    I don't turn to stone
    even if I look at Medusa,
    thanks to the bracelet
    I bought at a stall in Akiba
SIGN    "Lonely me"
    and "sashimi"
    sound alike
[12:11] Medusa
    thanks to the bracelet I
    bought at a stall in Akiba."
SIGN    I don't turn to stone
    even if I look at Medusa,
    thanks to the bracelet
    I bought at a stall in Akiba
SIGN    "Lonely me"
    and "sashimi"
    sound alike
SIGN    I don't turn to stone
    even if I look at Medusa,
    thanks to the bracelet
    I bought at a stall in Akiba
SIGN    "Lonely me"
    and "sashimi"
    sound alike
SIGN    I don't turn to stone
    even if I look at Medusa,
    thanks to the bracelet
    I bought at a stall in Akiba
SIGN    "Lonely me"
    and "sashimi"
    sound alike
SIGN    I don't turn to stone
    even if I look at Medusa,
    thanks to the bracelet
    I bought at a stall in Akiba
SIGN    "Lonely me"
    and "sashimi"
    sound alike
SIGN    I don't turn to stone
    even if I look at Medusa,
    thanks to the bracelet
    I bought at a stall in Akiba
SIGN    "Lonely me"
    and "sashimi"
    sound alike
[12:13] Yurine
    Here.
SIGN    I don't turn to stone
    even if I look at Medusa,
    thanks to the bracelet
    I bought at a stall in Akiba
SIGN    "Lonely me"
    and "sashimi"
    sound alike
SIGN    "Lonely me"
    and "sashimi"
    sound alike
SIGN    "Lonely me"
    and "sashimi"
    sound alike
[12:14] Medusa
    "'Lonely me' and 'sashimi' sound alike."
SIGN    "Lonely me"
    and "sashimi"
    sound alike
SIGN    "Lonely me"
    and "sashimi"
    sound alike
SIGN    "Lonely me"
    and "sashimi"
    sound alike
SIGN    "Lonely me"
    and "sashimi"
    sound alike
SIGN    "Lonely me"
    and "sashimi"
    sound alike
SIGN    "Lonely me"
    and "sashimi"
    sound alike
[12:16] Pino
    Here!
[12:17] Pino
    Now that I'm giving karuta a try,
     it's actually quite fun.
SIGN    Devil A
[12:22] DevilA
    Jashin-chan can't even get a single card.
SIGN    Devil A
SIGN    Jashin-chan
    can't even get
    a single card
[12:27] Jashin
    Th-This is bad.
[12:29] Jashin
    If this keeps up, I'll lose.
[12:31] Jashin
    There's no need to get serious
    over a silly game like this,
[12:34] Jashin
    but as a devil, losing cannot be tolerated!
[12:37] Jashin
    Maybe it's about time I taught
    these guys how cruel reality is.
[12:42] Medusa
    "Almond Shot, Almond Shot,
    Under Almond Shot."
[12:46] Pekola
    Found it!
SIGN    Wham
[12:48] Jashin
    Whoops! My hand slipped!
SIGN    Wham
[12:52] Pekola
    Wh-What was that for?!
[12:54] Yurine
    You actually cheated, didn't you?
[12:56] Jashin
    That wasn't cheating. My hand just slipped.
[13:00] Yurine
    You know what'll happen if
    you do that again, don't you?
[13:04] Jashin
    Of course I do!
SIGN    She has no idea, does she?
[13:07] Minos
    Nope.
[13:08] Jashin
    Medusa! Read the next card already!
[13:11] Medusa
    Okay...
[13:12] Medusa
    "Heh. This is my second deadly move after
    my deadly dropkick, Royal Copenhagen."
[13:19] Medusa
    "I named it after the Danish porcelain
    manufacturer because it sounded cool."
SIGN    Heh. This is my second deadly move
     after my deadly dropkick,
    Royal Copenhagen. I named it after
    the Danish porcelain manufacturer
     because it sounded cool.
[13:24] Jashin
    You're not getting this one! Second
    deadly move: Royal Copenhagen!
[13:28] Jashin
    Whoops! My hand slipped again!
[13:31] Jashin
    What?!
[13:34] Jashin
    I don't think so!
[13:35] Yurine
    Ow, hot!
[13:36] Jashin
    All mine!
SIGN    Heh. This is my second deadly move
     after my deadly dropkick,
    Royal Copenhagen. I named it after
    the Danish porcelain manufacturer
     because it sounded cool.
[13:38] Jashin
    Gotcha!
SIGN    Heh. This is my second deadly move
     after my deadly dropkick,
    Royal Copenhagen. I named it after
    the Danish porcelain manufacturer
     because it sounded cool.
SIGN    Heh. This is my second deadly move
     after my deadly dropkick,
    Royal Copenhagen. I named it after
    the Danish porcelain manufacturer
     because it sounded cool.
[13:41] Jashin
    "Ow, hot!" she said.
[13:43] Jashin
    I guess my eye beams are pretty hot, Pekola.
[13:47] Pekola
    Uh-huh...
[13:49] Medusa
    This just turned really scary...
SIGN    "Niozoni" contains
     the word "ozoni"
[13:53] Medusa
    Oh, this is the last card.
SIGN    "Niozoni" contains
     the word "ozoni"
[13:57] Medusa
    "'Niozoni' contains the word 'ozoni.'"
[14:00] Yurine
    Here.
[14:01] Yurine
    The karuta game is now over.
[14:04] Yurine
    Now it's time to prepare the ozoni.
[14:07] Yurine
    Right, Jashin-chan?
[14:10] Jashin
    Huh?
[14:11] Jashin
    Oh... Right.
[14:16] Minos
    This ozoni is so good!
[14:18] Medusa
    Y-Yes, it's great.
[14:21] Pekola
    It's absolutely delicious!
[14:24] Pekola
    I can't breathe! M-My eyes!
SIGN    Careful!
[14:34] Pekola
    You saved me.
[14:37] Kyon
    Is it yummy, Onee-chan?
[14:39] Ran
    Hao chi!
SIGN    That was a close call.
[14:42] Minos
    I think this is gonna be another great year!
[14:43] Poporon
    What are we going to do with you, Pekola-sama?
[14:44] Medusa
    Uh, yeah...
[14:46] Yurine
    Well? Have you seen the error of your ways?
[14:49] Jashin
    Yes! Yes! I have!
[14:51] Yurine
    Really? Then I'll let you eat some ozoni.
SIGN    Splat
[14:58] Jashin
    Ow, hot!
SIGN    Smack
[15:00] Yurine
    Here you go. Have some piping-hot mochi.
[15:04] Jashin
    P-Please stop...
[15:06] Yurine
    What? You want more?
[15:08] Yurine
    Okay, then. I'll give you lots more.
[15:12] Jashin
    Hot!
[15:13] Yurine
    Yes, the mochi is hot, isn't it?
[15:15] Yurine
    I wonder which is hotter,
    this or your eye beams...
[15:21] Yurine
    How about a steaming-hot green onion next?
[15:25] Jashin
    Hot!
SIGN    m 0 10 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Orphanage
    Iron Commando
[15:30] Teacher
    Okay, everyone, pay attention.
[15:32] Teacher
    This is Lierre-chan,
    your new friend starting today.
[15:37] Lierre
    Nice to meet all of you. My name is Lierre.
[15:40] Lierre
    I hope we'll all be friends.
[15:42] Kid1
    Nice to meet you!
[15:43] Kid2
    Nice to meet ya!
[15:44] Daichi
    Hey, Lierre-chan, which
    ***** color is your favorite?
[15:47] Lierre
    A ***** Monster , huh?
[15:50] Lierre
    Hmm... I guess I'd say Lead.
[15:53] Daichi*
    How cool!
[15:57] Pekola
    The sky is the color of lead.
[15:59] Pekola
    The weather is so dreary,
    just like my heart.
[16:05] Pekola
    This is the last of my food for today...
[16:09] Pekola
    Maybe tonight I'll finally go
    back to nature's salad bar...
[16:13] Pekola
    If I recall, Chinese plantain,
    wood sorrel, and sow thistle grow there.
[16:18] Guy
    She's literally talking
    about eating roadside grass.
SIGN    Horsetail
[16:24] Pekola
    I wish I had some ramen...
[16:27] Lierre
    Hup.
[16:33] Pekola
    I haven't seen her around here before.
[16:38] Lierre
    This land is rife with conflict and hatred.
[16:43] Lierre
    Do you not agree?
[16:45] Pekola
    Huh? Uh, yes...
[16:49] Lierre
    Long ago, I destroyed the
    corrupt human race with a flood.
[16:53] Lierre
    I suppose history does repeat itself.
[16:56] Pekola
    Do you like the Bible?
[16:59] Pekola
    What an admirable child you are.
[17:03] Lierre
    Honestly... You still don't get it, Pekola?
[17:06] Pekola
    Wha—
[17:07] Pekola
    How do you know my name?!
[17:09] Pekola
    Is it written on me somewhere?!
[17:13] Lierre
    I don't know if you're just
    pretending to be dumb,
[17:15] Lierre
    or if falling to Earth
    really did make you dumb...
[17:21] Pekola
    Wait, are you... I mean,
    might you actually be...
[17:25] Pekola
    My Lord, Lierre-sama?!
[17:29] Lierre
    You finally figured it out?
[17:31] Pekola
    Why have you taken this form?
[17:33] Pekola
    I remember you looking more like...
     well... a mature woman.
[17:37] Lierre
    What do you mean, "mature"?!
    I'm still young!
[17:40] Pekola
    I-I'm sorry!
[17:42] Lierre
    This form is more convenient.
[17:45] Lierre
    No one suspects the child.
[17:49] Pekola
    You finally...
[17:51] Pekola
    You finally came to take me home!
[17:54] Pekola
    I'm so glad! I won't have to
    go to the salad bar anymore!
[17:59] Guy
    I see.
[18:01] Guy
    So you're leaving, huh?
[18:05] Lierre
    No, you'll still need to
    rely on the salad bar.
[18:08] Pekola
    Huh?
[18:08] Guy
    Yay.
[18:10] Lierre
    I'm here because...
[18:13] Lierre
    it's time to give this world
    another deep cleaning.
[18:20] Lierre
    We decided it at a meeting of the gods.
[18:23] Lierre
    If we allow the corrupt human race to keep
    on living, they'll only pollute the world.
[18:28] Pekola
    Oh, no!
[18:29] Pekola
    If you do that, Dropkick on My Devil!! X
     will end after only one episode,
[18:33] Pekola
    even after it was finally
    successfully crowdfunded!
[18:37] Texxt
    End
[18:38] Pekola
    No, no, no.
[18:38] Texxt
    End
[18:38] Texxt
    End
[18:38] Texxt
    End
[18:40] Pekola
    There are still many good
    humans in this world.
[18:43] Pekola
    Would you leave all of them to die?!
[18:50] Pekola
    I do recall that there were some
    among the gods who hated humans...
[18:55] Pekola
    But I thought you loved humans!
[19:00] Lierre
    I've watched this world from
    up in Heaven for a long time.
[19:05] Lierre
    Then I grew fed up,
[19:07] Lierre
    and my thoughts on it changed.
[19:10] Lierre
    Too many humans act only
    in their own self-interest,
[19:13] Lierre
    and I cannot allow it to continue.
[19:16] Pekola
    My Lord...
[19:18] Lierre
    But...
[19:19] Pekola
    But?
[19:20] Lierre
    First, I want to try
    living as the humans do.
[19:25] Mom
    What should we have for dinner tonight?
[19:27] Guy
    How about some grass?
[19:30] Lierre
    I came to this world
    alone in order to do that.
[19:36] Pekola
    So that's why...
[19:39] Lierre
    And...
[19:40] Lierre
    I also need to get rid of the three of you,
    who betrayed Heaven and colluded with devils.
SIGN    Fallen
SIGN    Angel
SIGN    Trio
[19:47] Pekola
    So that really is a part of it, then...
[19:50] Jashin
    I heard everything.
[19:54] Lierre
    Where did you come from?
[19:56] Jashin
    Heya, slay ya, love and throb and kiss ya.
[19:59] Jashin
    And who do you think you are,
    talking like you're so much better than us?
[20:04] Jashin
    Who cares about some
    stupid meeting of the gods?
[20:07] Jashin
    You don't get to just decide all that.
[20:09] Jashin
    If you want to destroy humanity,
    you'll have to go through me first.
[20:14] Jashin
    Pachinko, arcades,
    boat racing, cycle racing,
[20:17] Jashin
    horse racing, poker, mahjong, cee-lo,
[20:19] Jashin
    hanafuda, , and ...
[20:23] Jashin
    I can't let this world be destroyed.
[20:27] Lierre
    Are you the devil who's
    become Pekola's friend?
[20:30] Pekola**
    N-No, I wouldn't call her a friend...
[20:32] Jashin
    That's right!
[20:36] Jashin
    I don't care if you're some god from Heaven
     or wherever. I'm gonna throttle you.
[20:41] Jashin
    After all, I'm Jashin and
    I'm a god of Hell myself.
[20:44] Pekola
    Don't! You can't beat her!
[20:48] Jashin
    What? She's that strong?
[20:50] Jashin
    Maybe I won't, then!
[20:52] Lierre
    You truly are an inferior race.
[20:53] Yurine
    Hey! Jashin-chan!
SIGN    Hey!
    Jashin-chan!
[20:57] Yurine
    You put a sandwich in a clear file
    and left it in the drawer again!
[21:02] Jashin
    Ack! Yurine!
[21:03] Yurine
    Why do you keep doing the
    same thing over and over?!
SIGN    No Peeking
[23:03] DevilA
    Nice! This is sure to send
    our ratings through the roof—
[23:10] Pino
    Greetings, everyone.
[23:12] Pino
    This is Pino, the winner of the grand
    prize in the Heaven Baking Contest.
[23:17] Pino
    Today, I'm going to bake a
    delicious treat for all of you.
[23:21] Pino
    Let's see... Which container was the sugar in?
[23:25] Pino
    Oh? And this one... And this one, too...
[23:29] Pino
    Next time on Dropkick on My Devil!! X,
     episode 2: "All the Pills Are Hard Candies."
[23:37] Pino
    Really. All of them are hard candies.