# E1 - Armageddon Karuta X
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UD9KZ4/armageddon-karuta-x)
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**[00:05] DevilA**
*Her name is Hanazono Yurine.*
**[00:09] DevilA**
* She is the most powerful*
* necromancer in this land,*
**[00:13] DevilA**
* and the one who conveys the*
* wishes of the devil to the people;*
**[00:16] DevilA**
* the guardian of blood passed*
* down from days long past.*
**[00:20] DevilA**
* The people fear her,*
* calling her by this name:*
**[00:24] DevilA**
*Black Xavier, the Evangelist of the Devil.*
**[00:30] Yurine**
*At least...*
**[00:31] Yurine**
*That's what I fantasized at one time.*
**[00:36] Yurine**
*But then, one day, I summoned her.*
**[00:41] Yurine**
* A wicked devil.*
* The very embodiment of evil.*
**[00:50] Jashin**
Welcome home, Yurine.
**[00:54] Yurine**
Thanks, Jashin-chan.
**[00:56] Yurine**
* Yes, this is that devil. No matter how*
* you look at her, she's clearly a devil.*
**[01:01] Yurine**
* This part especially is*
* unmistakably devilish.*
**[01:05] Yurine**
I bought the minced meat cutlets you like.
**[01:08] Yurine**
We can have them for dinner tonight.
**[01:11] Jashin**
*An opening!*
**[01:12] Jashin**
Die, Yurine!
**[01:14] Jashin**
This time... This time...
*This* time, you will die!
**[01:18] Jashin**
If I kill you, my summoner,
I can go back to Hell!
**[01:22] Jashin**
Third time's the charm!
This time, I'll kill you for sure!
**[01:26] Jashin**
Taste my ultimate killer move!
Jashin-chan Dropkick!
**[01:36] Jashin**
Huh? I... hit her?
**[01:39] Jashin**
I really did it?
**[01:43] Jashin**
It took until the third season,
but at last, I've beaten Yur—
**[01:46] Yurine**
Okay...
**[01:47] Yurine**
How many times do you
have to try to kill me?
**[01:52] Yurine**
Maybe I'll hold on to these
minced meat cutlets for a while.
**[01:57] Jashin**
Forgive me! Forgive me, Yurine!
**[02:00] Jashin**
Please forgive me, Yurine!
**[02:10] Yurine**
Heh.
**[02:12] Yurine**
*Dropkick on My Devil!! X*...
**[02:15] Both**
...begins now!
**[03:53] Yurine**
What's that serious look all about?
**[03:56] Jashin**
For our third anime adaptation,
*Dropkick on My Devil!! X*,
**[04:01] Jashin**
I've decided to present
my character differently.
**[04:04] Jashin**
From now on, Jashin-chan
is going to be serious.
**[04:07] Yurine**
I see. So you're going for a
different taste. Interesting idea.
**[04:15] Yurine**
Hey, maybe I'll change my character, too.
**[04:20] Yurine**
I like everything to be beautiful.
**[04:25] Yurine**
Maybe this is how I'll stay for the
whole of *Dropkick on My Devil!! X*.
**[04:29] Minos**
Jashin-chan!
***SIGN*** Beef
**[04:31] Minos**
Let's play video games!
**[04:33] Medusa**
I bought some Fresh Moon cakes!
***SIGN*** We're here to visit.
***SIGN*** Beef
**[04:36] Yurine**
Oh, my. All of your art
has changed, as well.
**[04:40] Yurine**
Minos, you appear to be in
a children's cartoon style.
**[04:43] Yurine**
You give the impression
of a healthy, fiery youth.
**[04:45] Yurine**
Medusa, your appearance was
always based on a 90s style,
**[04:49] Yurine**
but it's leaning that way even more now.
**[04:52] Yurine**
And Per-chan, your soft, graceful look is
like something out of Last Fantasy.
**[04:57] Minos**
Yeah, before I knew it,
this is how I was drawn!
**[05:01] Poporon**
Hello, it's Genesis!
**[05:03] Poporon**
I brought your two sets of ramen
with half orders of fried rice!
***SIGN*** Wow, Poporon-chan, you look like you're straight out of a shojo manga.
**[05:12] Poporon**
Really?
**[05:13] Poporon**
I don't feel like I've changed that much...
**[05:15] Minos**
Yeah, you looked like a shojo
manga character to begin with!
**[05:30] Yurine**
She's eating so nice and quiet.
**[05:33] Medusa**
Jashin-chan seems unusually serious today.
**[05:36] Pino**
Hanazono-san!
**[05:37] Pino**
I looked in your bathroom mirror before my
shower, and saw that I look like this now!
**[05:42] Medusa**
Pino-chan looks about the same as always.
**[05:46] Yurine**
No, look closer.
**[05:48] Yurine**
The more adult features that we've
tried to keep to a minimum in this show
**[05:52] Yurine**
are much more pronounced on her now.
**[05:57] Poporon**
Because she came out here in her underwear?
**[06:00] Tex**
Thank
You for
the Meal
**[06:00] Tex**
Thank
You for
the Meal
**[06:01] Pekola**
Bread crusts are delicious!
**[06:06] Pekola**
Oh, you're all here?
**[06:09] Minos**
Pekola-chan and Beth look like
characters from a Showa-era gag manga!
**[06:14] Poporon**
Pekola-sama, look how much you've shrunk.
**[06:17] Pekola**
Have I?
**[06:20] Ran**
Ni hao!
**[06:21] Kyon**
How are you all doing?
**[06:22] Minos**
Whoa! They're from a tearjerker game!
**[06:24] Yurine**
I wonder if they're sick or something.
**[06:27] Ran**
No, not at all!
**[06:28] Kyon**
We're healthy and strong!
And we love taiyaki!
**[06:33] Yurine**
You haven't said anything or
made any snappy comebacks at all.
***SIGN*** Keeping
Quiet
***SIGN*** Keeping
Quiet
**[06:41] Yurine**
I don't think just staying quiet
constitutes being serious...
**[06:46] Minos**
Per-chan, you even look
cute in that graceful style!
**[06:46] Poporon**
Pekola-sama, you're so tiny.
**[06:48] Pekola**
Indeed, indeed.
**[06:51] Yurine**
*This is such a chaotic sight...*
**[06:55] Yurine**
I think our visuals need
to be consistent after all.
**[06:58] Yurine**
Everyone, go back to the way you
were by the end of the eyecatch.
**[07:02] All**
Okay!
**[07:02] Mino**
'Kay!
**[07:03] Pekola**
Got it!
**[07:04] Pino**
I sure want to...
**[07:05] Poporon**
But we can't?
**[07:11] DevilA**
Moo.
***SIGN*** Moo
**[07:15] DevilA**
This is Jinbocho in Chiyoda Ward.
**[07:17] DevilA**
Happy New Year, everyone!
**[07:24] Pekola**
* My Lord, I am yet again*
* about to commit a sin.*
**[07:29] Pekola**
* I have accepted an invitation from the witch*
* to once more set foot in the Sabbat's domicile...*
**[07:37] (Flashback) Yurine**
It's New Year's,
so come over for some ozoni.
**[07:42] Pekola**
Ozoni...
**[07:44] Pekola**
Well, it *is* New Year's.
I'm sure my Lord will forgive me!
**[07:50] DevilA**
Your "Lord" is not a Shinto god!
***SIGN*** A warm meal
with a warm family
was the hallucination I saw
***SIGN*** I don't turn to stone
even if I look at Medusa,
thanks to the bracelet
I bought at a stall in Akiba
***SIGN*** Not bad
for a
pig
**[07:57] Yurine**
It's still a little too early to eat,
**[07:59] Yurine**
so let's play some karuta
to work up an appetite.
**[08:02] Ran**
Do your best, Kyon-Kyon!
**[08:04] Kyon**
Okay!
**[08:05] Poporon**
Isn't karuta kind of childish?
**[08:07] Pino**
I won't lose to you, Poporon.
**[08:09] Pino**
If I'm so weak I lose to the likes of you,
**[08:10] Minos**
I haven't played karuta since grade school.
**[08:11] Pino**
pursuers from Heaven
would overcome me easily.
***SIGN*** I'm a little worried I might get hurt.
**[08:15] Jashin**
Hah! You weakling. You'll make your
teacher in Hell cry, talking like that.
**[08:16] Pino**
So I can't afford to lose now.
**[08:19] Pino**
That's right.
***SIGN*** What makes my mother cry is having a useless student who can't even go back to Hell.
**[08:23] Pino**
I mean, it's true, isn't it?
I can't afford to lose.
**[08:26] Jashin**
You impertinent brat! If you weren't
Sensei's daughter, I'd beat you to a pulp!
***SIGN*** You didn't forget about when you broke my leg, did you?
**[08:35] Yurine**
The new year is young.
Don't start fighting already.
**[08:39] Jashin**
*Still...*
**[08:40] Jashin**
* By complete chance, this has turned into a*
* battle between devils, angels, and humans.*
**[08:45] Jashin**
* One could call this a*
* practice run for Armageddon.*
**[08:49] Jashin**
* I can't lose when the*
* new year's just begun!*
**[08:52] Yurine**
You'd better not cheat.
**[08:54] Jashin**
Huh? Well, of course I won't...
**[08:57] Jashin**
And you know, if you
damage a child's self-esteem
**[09:00] Jashin**
by saying that before they even start
playing, you'll never be a good parent.
**[09:03] Yurine**
I told you, I'm never going to be a parent.
**[09:06] Medusa**
Okay, I'll start reading now.
**[09:08] Medusa**
"Not bad for a pig."
**[09:10] Jashin**
"Not..." "Not..."
**[09:10] Kyon**
Hmm, where is it?
**[09:12] Yurine**
There!
**[09:14] Pekola**
Th-That was fast!
**[09:17] Minos**
That was amazing, Yurine-chan!
**[09:17] Jashin**
* H-How is she so fast?*
* Is that kind of speed even human?*
**[09:22] Medusa**
I'll read the next one now.
**[09:24] Medusa**
"A warm meal with a warm family
was the hallucination I saw."
**[09:28] Pekola**
Here!
**[09:29] Yurine**
Well done.
**[09:32] Medusa**
"Little cyclops is
short-lived and panty-free."
**[09:37] Kyon**
Aiya!
***SIGN*** Aw, she beat me to it.
**[09:41] Ran**
Nice one, Kyon-Kyon!
**[09:42] Medusa**
"Before her departure at 8 AM,
Azusa 2's last words were 'forever dream.'"
***SIGN*** Oh, there it is!
***SIGN*** Huh?
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan?
**[09:53] Jashin**
Azusa 2... It was all Yurine's fault...
**[09:57] Yurine**
It was *your* fault.
**[09:58] Jashin**
If you hadn't dodged my attack...
**[10:00] Minos**
Yeah, that was Jashin-chan's fault.
***SIGN*** It really was.
**[10:04] Medusa**
I'll read the next one now.
**[10:07] Medusa**
"The assassin that popped out of the
closet was a moronic fallen angel."
**[10:11] Medusa**
"The halo she lost was
taken out with the trash,
**[10:13] Medusa**
and now she can't go home,
so she lives in a box."
***SIGN*** Ah, found it!
**[10:18] Pekola**
Without my halo, I can't use my
powers or even go back to Heaven...
**[10:24] Pino**
And because you're such a moron,
**[10:27] Pino**
even those of us who came to finish
you off got dragged down with you.
**[10:30] Poporon**
All because you're such a moron.
**[10:34] Medusa**
U-Uh...
**[10:37] Medusa**
"Door L2 leads to the secluded
Philippine region of El Nido."
**[10:40] Jashin**
Where is it? Where is it?!
***SIGN*** Door L2 leads to
the secluded
Philippine region of
El Nido
**[10:44] Pekola**
There!
**[10:46] Jashin**
Hey. What do you think you're doing?
**[10:50] Pekola**
Huh? I just took the card.
Isn't that the point of the game?
**[10:54] Jashin**
You stupid fallen angel!
Let me get one already!
**[10:57] Pekola**
Let you get one? But you
hadn't even spotted that one.
**[11:01] Jashin**
What was that?!
**[11:04] Minos**
Hey, c'mon, don't fight.
***SIGN*** You're still such a short-tempered devil.
**[11:08] Jashin**
Ugh! I hate you all!
**[11:11] Jashin**
Medusa! Next!
**[11:12] Medusa**
O-Okay...
**[11:14] Medusa**
"Green onion stolen.
A 100-yen coin left in its place."
**[11:18] Jashin**
Where is it? "Green onion..."
Where's "green onion"?
**[11:23] Jashin**
Green onion!
**[11:24] Miku**
Shopping! Shopping!
**[11:27] Jashin**
You!
**[11:30] Jashin**
Green onion stolen!
**[11:31] Miku**
Wh-What?
**[11:33] Jashin**
And you get 100 yen for it!
**[11:38] Miku**
I bought that green onion
for 90 yen, so it's all good.
**[11:42] Jashin**
I got the green onion!
**[11:44] Yurine**
You're supposed to get the card,
not an actual green onion.
**[11:49] Jashin**
Argh! Next time... Next time!
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan swore
she would win
next time, but...
**[11:53] DevilA**
Jashin-chan swore she
would win next time, but...
***SIGN*** Our holy idol
lives and works
at Genesis,
wearing straw sandals
***SIGN*** Our holy idol
lives and works
at Genesis,
wearing straw sandals
**[11:58] Medusa**
"Our holy idol lives and works at
Genesis, wearing straw sandals."
***SIGN*** Our holy idol
lives and works
at Genesis,
wearing straw sandals
***SIGN*** Our holy idol
lives and works
at Genesis,
wearing straw sandals
***SIGN*** Our holy idol
lives and works
at Genesis,
wearing straw sandals
***SIGN*** Our holy idol
lives and works
at Genesis,
wearing straw sandals
***SIGN*** Our holy idol
lives and works
at Genesis,
wearing straw sandals
***SIGN*** Our holy idol
lives and works
at Genesis,
wearing straw sandals
***SIGN*** Our holy idol
lives and works
at Genesis,
wearing straw sandals
***SIGN*** Our holy idol
lives and works
at Genesis,
wearing straw sandals
***SIGN*** Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
***SIGN*** Our holy idol
lives and works
at Genesis,
wearing straw sandals
***SIGN*** Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
***SIGN*** Our holy idol
lives and works
at Genesis,
wearing straw sandals
***SIGN*** Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
***SIGN*** Our holy idol
lives and works
at Genesis,
wearing straw sandals
***SIGN*** Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
***SIGN*** Our holy idol
lives and works
at Genesis,
wearing straw sandals
***SIGN*** Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
**[12:03] Poporon**
Here!
***SIGN*** Our holy idol
lives and works
at Genesis,
wearing straw sandals
***SIGN*** Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
***SIGN*** Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
**[12:03] Medusa**
"Everyone is surely waiting for
the tsuchinoko's sexy scene."
***SIGN*** Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
***SIGN*** Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
***SIGN*** Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
***SIGN*** Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
***SIGN*** Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
***SIGN*** Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
***SIGN*** Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
***SIGN*** Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
***SIGN*** Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
**[12:07] Kyon**
Got it!
**[12:08] Medusa**
"I don't turn to stone, even if I look at Medusa,
***SIGN*** I don't turn to stone
even if I look at Medusa,
thanks to the bracelet
I bought at a stall in Akiba
***SIGN*** I don't turn to stone
even if I look at Medusa,
thanks to the bracelet
I bought at a stall in Akiba
***SIGN*** I don't turn to stone
even if I look at Medusa,
thanks to the bracelet
I bought at a stall in Akiba
***SIGN*** I don't turn to stone
even if I look at Medusa,
thanks to the bracelet
I bought at a stall in Akiba
***SIGN*** I don't turn to stone
even if I look at Medusa,
thanks to the bracelet
I bought at a stall in Akiba
***SIGN*** I don't turn to stone
even if I look at Medusa,
thanks to the bracelet
I bought at a stall in Akiba
***SIGN*** "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alike
**[12:11] Medusa**
thanks to the bracelet I
bought at a stall in Akiba."
***SIGN*** I don't turn to stone
even if I look at Medusa,
thanks to the bracelet
I bought at a stall in Akiba
***SIGN*** "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alike
***SIGN*** I don't turn to stone
even if I look at Medusa,
thanks to the bracelet
I bought at a stall in Akiba
***SIGN*** "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alike
***SIGN*** I don't turn to stone
even if I look at Medusa,
thanks to the bracelet
I bought at a stall in Akiba
***SIGN*** "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alike
***SIGN*** I don't turn to stone
even if I look at Medusa,
thanks to the bracelet
I bought at a stall in Akiba
***SIGN*** "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alike
***SIGN*** I don't turn to stone
even if I look at Medusa,
thanks to the bracelet
I bought at a stall in Akiba
***SIGN*** "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alike
**[12:13] Yurine**
Here.
***SIGN*** I don't turn to stone
even if I look at Medusa,
thanks to the bracelet
I bought at a stall in Akiba
***SIGN*** "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alike
***SIGN*** "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alike
***SIGN*** "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alike
**[12:14] Medusa**
"'Lonely me' and 'sashimi' sound alike."
***SIGN*** "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alike
***SIGN*** "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alike
***SIGN*** "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alike
***SIGN*** "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alike
***SIGN*** "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alike
***SIGN*** "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alike
**[12:16] Pino**
Here!
**[12:17] Pino**
Now that I'm giving karuta a try,
it's actually quite fun.
***SIGN*** Devil A
**[12:22] DevilA**
Jashin-chan can't even get a single card.
***SIGN*** Devil A
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan
can't even get
a single card
**[12:27] Jashin**
*Th-This is bad.*
**[12:29] Jashin**
*If this keeps up, I'll lose.*
**[12:31] Jashin**
* There's no need to get serious*
* over a silly game like this,*
**[12:34] Jashin**
*but as a devil, losing cannot be tolerated!*
**[12:37] Jashin**
* Maybe it's about time I taught*
* these guys how cruel reality is.*
**[12:42] Medusa**
"Almond Shot, Almond Shot,
Under Almond Shot."
**[12:46] Pekola**
Found it!
***SIGN*** Wham
**[12:48] Jashin**
Whoops! My hand slipped!
***SIGN*** Wham
**[12:52] Pekola**
Wh-What was that for?!
**[12:54] Yurine**
You actually cheated, didn't you?
**[12:56] Jashin**
That wasn't cheating. My hand just slipped.
**[13:00] Yurine**
You know what'll happen if
you do that again, don't you?
**[13:04] Jashin**
Of course I do!
***SIGN*** She has no idea, does she?
**[13:07] Minos**
Nope.
**[13:08] Jashin**
Medusa! Read the next card already!
**[13:11] Medusa**
Okay...
**[13:12] Medusa**
"Heh. This is my second deadly move after
my deadly dropkick, Royal Copenhagen."
**[13:19] Medusa**
"I named it after the Danish porcelain
manufacturer because it sounded cool."
***SIGN*** Heh. This is my second deadly move
after my deadly dropkick,
Royal Copenhagen. I named it after
the Danish porcelain manufacturer
because it sounded cool.
**[13:24] Jashin**
You're not getting this one! Second
deadly move: Royal Copenhagen!
**[13:28] Jashin**
Whoops! My hand slipped again!
**[13:31] Jashin**
What?!
**[13:34] Jashin**
I don't think so!
**[13:35] Yurine**
Ow, hot!
**[13:36] Jashin**
All mine!
***SIGN*** Heh. This is my second deadly move
after my deadly dropkick,
Royal Copenhagen. I named it after
the Danish porcelain manufacturer
because it sounded cool.
**[13:38] Jashin**
Gotcha!
***SIGN*** Heh. This is my second deadly move
after my deadly dropkick,
Royal Copenhagen. I named it after
the Danish porcelain manufacturer
because it sounded cool.
***SIGN*** Heh. This is my second deadly move
after my deadly dropkick,
Royal Copenhagen. I named it after
the Danish porcelain manufacturer
because it sounded cool.
**[13:41] Jashin**
"Ow, hot!" she said.
**[13:43] Jashin**
I guess my eye beams are pretty hot, Pekola.
**[13:47] Pekola**
Uh-huh...
**[13:49] Medusa**
*This just turned really scary...*
***SIGN*** "Niozoni" contains
the word "ozoni"
**[13:53] Medusa**
Oh, this is the last card.
***SIGN*** "Niozoni" contains
the word "ozoni"
**[13:57] Medusa**
"'Niozoni' contains the word 'ozoni.'"
**[14:00] Yurine**
Here.
**[14:01] Yurine**
The karuta game is now over.
**[14:04] Yurine**
Now it's time to prepare the ozoni.
**[14:07] Yurine**
Right, Jashin-chan?
**[14:10] Jashin**
Huh?
**[14:11] Jashin**
Oh... Right.
**[14:16] Minos**
This ozoni is so good!
**[14:18] Medusa**
Y-Yes, it's great.
**[14:21] Pekola**
It's absolutely delicious!
**[14:24] Pekola**
I can't breathe! M-My eyes!
***SIGN*** Careful!
**[14:34] Pekola**
You saved me.
**[14:37] Kyon**
Is it yummy, Onee-chan?
**[14:39] Ran**
Hao chi!
***SIGN*** That was a close call.
**[14:42] Minos**
I think this is gonna be another great year!
**[14:43] Poporon**
What are we going to do with you, Pekola-sama?
**[14:44] Medusa**
Uh, yeah...
**[14:46] Yurine**
Well? Have you seen the error of your ways?
**[14:49] Jashin**
Yes! Yes! I have!
**[14:51] Yurine**
Really? Then I'll let you eat some ozoni.
***SIGN*** Splat
**[14:58] Jashin**
Ow, hot!
***SIGN*** Smack
**[15:00] Yurine**
Here you go. Have some piping-hot mochi.
**[15:04] Jashin**
P-Please stop...
**[15:06] Yurine**
What? You want more?
**[15:08] Yurine**
Okay, then. I'll give you lots more.
**[15:12] Jashin**
Hot!
**[15:13] Yurine**
Yes, the mochi is hot, isn't it?
**[15:15] Yurine**
I wonder which is hotter,
this or your eye beams...
**[15:21] Yurine**
How about a steaming-hot green onion next?
**[15:25] Jashin**
Hot!
***SIGN*** m 0 10 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Orphanage
Iron Commando
**[15:30] Teacher**
Okay, everyone, pay attention.
**[15:32] Teacher**
This is Lierre-chan,
your new friend starting today.
**[15:37] Lierre**
Nice to meet all of you. My name is Lierre.
**[15:40] Lierre**
I hope we'll all be friends.
**[15:42] Kid1**
Nice to meet you!
**[15:43] Kid2**
Nice to meet ya!
**[15:44] Daichi**
Hey, Lierre-chan, which
***** color is your favorite?
**[15:47] Lierre**
A ***** Monster *****, huh?
**[15:50] Lierre**
Hmm... I guess I'd say Lead.
**[15:53] Daichi**
How cool!
**[15:57] Pekola**
The sky is the color of lead.
**[15:59] Pekola**
The weather is so dreary,
just like my heart.
**[16:05] Pekola**
This is the last of my food for today...
**[16:09] Pekola**
Maybe tonight I'll finally go
back to nature's salad bar...
**[16:13] Pekola**
If I recall, Chinese plantain,
wood sorrel, and sow thistle grow there.
**[16:18] Guy**
She's literally talking
about eating roadside grass.
***SIGN*** Horsetail
**[16:24] Pekola**
I wish I had some ramen...
**[16:27] Lierre**
Hup.
**[16:33] Pekola**
*I haven't seen her around here before.*
**[16:38] Lierre**
This land is rife with conflict and hatred.
**[16:43] Lierre**
Do you not agree?
**[16:45] Pekola**
Huh? Uh, yes...
**[16:49] Lierre**
Long ago, I destroyed the
corrupt human race with a flood.
**[16:53] Lierre**
I suppose history does repeat itself.
**[16:56] Pekola**
Do you like the Bible?
**[16:59] Pekola**
What an admirable child you are.
**[17:03] Lierre**
Honestly... You still don't get it, Pekola?
**[17:06] Pekola**
Wha—
**[17:07] Pekola**
How do you know my name?!
**[17:09] Pekola**
Is it written on me somewhere?!
**[17:13] Lierre**
I don't know if you're just
pretending to be dumb,
**[17:15] Lierre**
or if falling to Earth
really did make you dumb...
**[17:21] Pekola**
Wait, are you... I mean,
might you actually be...
**[17:25] Pekola**
My Lord, Lierre-sama?!
**[17:29] Lierre**
You finally figured it out?
**[17:31] Pekola**
Why have you taken this form?
**[17:33] Pekola**
I remember you looking more like...
well... a *mature* woman.
**[17:37] Lierre**
What do you mean, "mature"?!
I'm still young!
**[17:40] Pekola**
I-I'm sorry!
**[17:42] Lierre**
This form is more convenient.
**[17:45] Lierre**
No one suspects the child.
**[17:49] Pekola**
You finally...
**[17:51] Pekola**
You finally came to take me home!
**[17:54] Pekola**
I'm so glad! I won't have to
go to the salad bar anymore!
**[17:59] Guy**
*I see.*
**[18:01] Guy**
*So you're leaving, huh?*
**[18:05] Lierre**
No, you'll still need to
rely on the salad bar.
**[18:08] Pekola**
Huh?
**[18:08] Guy**
*Yay.*
**[18:10] Lierre**
I'm here because...
**[18:13] Lierre**
it's time to give this world
another deep cleaning.
**[18:20] Lierre**
We decided it at a meeting of the gods.
**[18:23] Lierre**
If we allow the corrupt human race to keep
on living, they'll only pollute the world.
**[18:28] Pekola**
Oh, no!
**[18:29] Pekola**
If you do that, *Dropkick on My Devil!! X*
will end after only one episode,
**[18:33] Pekola**
even after it was finally
successfully crowdfunded!
**[18:37] Texxt**
End
**[18:38] Pekola**
No, no, no.
**[18:38] Texxt**
End
**[18:38] Texxt**
End
**[18:38] Texxt**
End
**[18:40] Pekola**
There are still many good
humans in this world.
**[18:43] Pekola**
Would you leave all of them to die?!
**[18:50] Pekola**
I do recall that there were some
among the gods who hated humans...
**[18:55] Pekola**
But I thought you loved humans!
**[19:00] Lierre**
I've watched this world from
up in Heaven for a long time.
**[19:05] Lierre**
Then I grew fed up,
**[19:07] Lierre**
and my thoughts on it changed.
**[19:10] Lierre**
Too many humans act only
in their own self-interest,
**[19:13] Lierre**
and I cannot allow it to continue.
**[19:16] Pekola**
My Lord...
**[19:18] Lierre**
But...
**[19:19] Pekola**
But?
**[19:20] Lierre**
First, I want to try
living as the humans do.
**[19:25] Mom**
What should we have for dinner tonight?
**[19:27] Guy**
How about some grass?
**[19:30] Lierre**
I came to this world
alone in order to do that.
**[19:36] Pekola**
So that's why...
**[19:39] Lierre**
And...
**[19:40] Lierre**
I also need to get rid of the three of you,
who betrayed Heaven and colluded with devils.
***SIGN*** Fallen
***SIGN*** Angel
***SIGN*** Trio
**[19:47] Pekola**
So that really is a part of it, then...
**[19:50] Jashin**
I heard everything.
**[19:54] Lierre**
Where did you come from?
**[19:56] Jashin**
Heya, slay ya, love and throb and kiss ya.
**[19:59] Jashin**
And who do you think *you* are,
talking like you're so much better than us?
**[20:04] Jashin**
Who cares about some
stupid meeting of the gods?
**[20:07] Jashin**
You don't get to just decide all that.
**[20:09] Jashin**
If you want to destroy humanity,
you'll have to go through me first.
**[20:14] Jashin**
Pachinko, arcades,
boat racing, cycle racing,
**[20:17] Jashin**
horse racing, poker, mahjong, cee-lo,
**[20:19] Jashin**
hanafuda, *****, and *****...
**[20:23] Jashin**
I can't let this world be destroyed.
**[20:27] Lierre**
Are you the devil who's
become Pekola's friend?
**[20:30] Pekola**
N-No, I wouldn't call her a friend...
**[20:32] Jashin**
That's right!
**[20:36] Jashin**
I don't care if you're some god from Heaven
or wherever. I'm gonna throttle you.
**[20:41] Jashin**
After all, I'm Jashin and
I'm a god of Hell myself.
**[20:44] Pekola**
Don't! You can't beat her!
**[20:48] Jashin**
What? She's that strong?
**[20:50] Jashin**
Maybe I won't, then!
**[20:52] Lierre**
You truly are an inferior race.
**[20:53] Yurine**
Hey! Jashin-chan!
***SIGN*** Hey!
Jashin-chan!
**[20:57] Yurine**
You put a sandwich in a clear file
and left it in the drawer again!
**[21:02] Jashin**
Ack! Yurine!
**[21:03] Yurine**
Why do you keep doing the
same thing over and over?!
***SIGN*** No Peeking
**[23:03] DevilA**
Nice! This is sure to send
our ratings through the roof—
**[23:10] Pino**
Greetings, everyone.
**[23:12] Pino**
This is Pino, the winner of the grand
prize in the Heaven Baking Contest.
**[23:17] Pino**
Today, I'm going to bake a
delicious treat for all of you.
**[23:21] Pino**
Let's see... Which container was the sugar in?
**[23:25] Pino**
Oh? And this one... And this one, too...
**[23:29] Pino**
Next time on *Dropkick on My Devil!! X*,
episode 2: "All the Pills Are Hard Candies."
**[23:37] Pino**
Really. All of them are hard candies.