E1 - Armageddon Karuta X Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:05] DevilA     Her name is Hanazono Yurine. [00:09] DevilA     She is the most powerful     necromancer in this land, [00:13] DevilA     and the one who conveys the     wishes of the devil to the people; [00:16] DevilA     the guardian of blood passed     down from days long past. [00:20] DevilA     The people fear her,     calling her by this name: [00:24] DevilA     Black Xavier, the Evangelist of the Devil. [00:30] Yurine     At least... [00:31] Yurine     That's what I fantasized at one time. [00:36] Yurine     But then, one day, I summoned her. [00:41] Yurine     A wicked devil.     The very embodiment of evil. [00:50] Jashin     Welcome home, Yurine. [00:54] Yurine     Thanks, Jashin-chan. [00:56] Yurine     Yes, this is that devil. No matter how     you look at her, she's clearly a devil. [01:01] Yurine     This part especially is     unmistakably devilish. [01:05] Yurine     I bought the minced meat cutlets you like. [01:08] Yurine     We can have them for dinner tonight. [01:11] Jashin     An opening! [01:12] Jashin     Die, Yurine! [01:14] Jashin     This time... This time...     This time, you will die! [01:18] Jashin     If I kill you, my summoner,     I can go back to Hell! [01:22] Jashin     Third time's the charm!     This time, I'll kill you for sure! [01:26] Jashin     Taste my ultimate killer move!      Jashin-chan Dropkick! [01:36] Jashin     Huh? I... hit her? [01:39] Jashin     I really did it? [01:43] Jashin     It took until the third season,     but at last, I've beaten Yur— [01:46] Yurine     Okay... [01:47] Yurine     How many times do you     have to try to kill me? [01:52] Yurine     Maybe I'll hold on to these     minced meat cutlets for a while. [01:57] Jashin     Forgive me! Forgive me, Yurine! [02:00] Jashin     Please forgive me, Yurine! [02:10] Yurine     Heh. [02:12] Yurine     Dropkick on My Devil!! X... [02:15] Both     ...begins now! [03:53] Yurine     What's that serious look all about? [03:56] Jashin     For our third anime adaptation,      Dropkick on My Devil!! X, [04:01] Jashin     I've decided to present     my character differently. [04:04] Jashin     From now on, Jashin-chan     is going to be serious. [04:07] Yurine     I see. So you're going for a     different taste. Interesting idea. [04:15] Yurine     Hey, maybe I'll change my character, too. [04:20] Yurine     I like everything to be beautiful. [04:25] Yurine     Maybe this is how I'll stay for the     whole of Dropkick on My Devil!! X. [04:29] Minos     Jashin-chan! SIGN    Beef [04:31] Minos     Let's play video games! [04:33] Medusa     I bought some Fresh Moon cakes! SIGN    We're here to visit. SIGN    Beef [04:36] Yurine     Oh, my. All of your art     has changed, as well. [04:40] Yurine     Minos, you appear to be in     a children's cartoon style. [04:43] Yurine     You give the impression     of a healthy, fiery youth. [04:45] Yurine     Medusa, your appearance was     always based on a 90s style, [04:49] Yurine     but it's leaning that way even more now. [04:52] Yurine     And Per-chan, your soft, graceful look is     like something out of Last Fantasy. [04:57] Minos     Yeah, before I knew it,     this is how I was drawn! [05:01] Poporon     Hello, it's Genesis! [05:03] Poporon     I brought your two sets of ramen     with half orders of fried rice! SIGN    Wow, Poporon-chan, you look like you're straight out of a shojo manga. [05:12] Poporon     Really? [05:13] Poporon     I don't feel like I've changed that much... [05:15] Minos     Yeah, you looked like a shojo     manga character to begin with! [05:30] Yurine     She's eating so nice and quiet. [05:33] Medusa     Jashin-chan seems unusually serious today. [05:36] Pino     Hanazono-san! [05:37] Pino     I looked in your bathroom mirror before my      shower, and saw that I look like this now! [05:42] Medusa     Pino-chan looks about the same as always. [05:46] Yurine     No, look closer. [05:48] Yurine     The more adult features that we've     tried to keep to a minimum in this show [05:52] Yurine     are much more pronounced on her now. [05:57] Poporon     Because she came out here in her underwear? [06:00] Tex     Thank     You for     the Meal [06:00] Tex     Thank     You for     the Meal [06:01] Pekola     Bread crusts are delicious! [06:06] Pekola     Oh, you're all here? [06:09] Minos     Pekola-chan and Beth look like     characters from a Showa-era gag manga! [06:14] Poporon     Pekola-sama, look how much you've shrunk. [06:17] Pekola     Have I? [06:20] Ran     Ni hao! [06:21] Kyon     How are you all doing? [06:22] Minos     Whoa! They're from a tearjerker game! [06:24] Yurine     I wonder if they're sick or something. [06:27] Ran     No, not at all! [06:28] Kyon     We're healthy and strong!     And we love taiyaki! [06:33] Yurine     You haven't said anything or     made any snappy comebacks at all. SIGN    Keeping     Quiet SIGN    Keeping     Quiet [06:41] Yurine     I don't think just staying quiet     constitutes being serious... [06:46] Minos     Per-chan, you even look     cute in that graceful style! [06:46] Poporon     Pekola-sama, you're so tiny. [06:48] Pekola     Indeed, indeed. [06:51] Yurine     This is such a chaotic sight... [06:55] Yurine     I think our visuals need     to be consistent after all. [06:58] Yurine     Everyone, go back to the way you     were by the end of the eyecatch. [07:02] All     Okay! [07:02] Mino     'Kay! [07:03] Pekola     Got it! [07:04] Pino     I sure want to... [07:05] Poporon     But we can't? [07:11] DevilA     Moo. SIGN    Moo [07:15] DevilA     This is Jinbocho in Chiyoda Ward. [07:17] DevilA     Happy New Year, everyone! [07:24] Pekola     My Lord, I am yet again     about to commit a sin. [07:29] Pekola     I have accepted an invitation from the witch     to once more set foot in the Sabbat's domicile... [07:37] (Flashback) Yurine     It's New Year's,     so come over for some ozoni. [07:42] Pekola     Ozoni... [07:44] Pekola     Well, it is New Year's.     I'm sure my Lord will forgive me! [07:50] DevilA     Your "Lord" is not a Shinto god! SIGN    A warm meal     with a warm family     was the hallucination I saw SIGN    I don't turn to stone     even if I look at Medusa,     thanks to the bracelet     I bought at a stall in Akiba SIGN    Not bad     for a     pig [07:57] Yurine     It's still a little too early to eat, [07:59] Yurine     so let's play some karuta     to work up an appetite. [08:02] Ran     Do your best, Kyon-Kyon! [08:04] Kyon     Okay! [08:05] Poporon     Isn't karuta kind of childish? [08:07] Pino     I won't lose to you, Poporon. [08:09] Pino     If I'm so weak I lose to the likes of you, [08:10] Minos     I haven't played karuta since grade school. [08:11] Pino     pursuers from Heaven     would overcome me easily. SIGN    I'm a little worried I might get hurt. [08:15] Jashin     Hah! You weakling. You'll make your     teacher in Hell cry, talking like that. [08:16] Pino     So I can't afford to lose now. [08:19] Pino     That's right. SIGN    What makes my mother cry is having a useless student who can't even go back to Hell. [08:23] Pino     I mean, it's true, isn't it?     I can't afford to lose. [08:26] Jashin     You impertinent brat! If you weren't     Sensei's daughter, I'd beat you to a pulp! SIGN    You didn't forget about when you broke my leg, did you? [08:35] Yurine     The new year is young.     Don't start fighting already. [08:39] Jashin     Still... [08:40] Jashin     By complete chance, this has turned into a     battle between devils, angels, and humans. [08:45] Jashin     One could call this a     practice run for Armageddon. [08:49] Jashin     I can't lose when the     new year's just begun! [08:52] Yurine     You'd better not cheat. [08:54] Jashin     Huh? Well, of course I won't... [08:57] Jashin     And you know, if you     damage a child's self-esteem [09:00] Jashin     by saying that before they even start     playing, you'll never be a good parent. [09:03] Yurine     I told you, I'm never going to be a parent. [09:06] Medusa     Okay, I'll start reading now. [09:08] Medusa     "Not bad for a pig." [09:10] Jashin     "Not..." "Not..." [09:10] Kyon     Hmm, where is it? [09:12] Yurine     There! [09:14] Pekola     Th-That was fast! [09:17] Minos     That was amazing, Yurine-chan! [09:17] Jashin     H-How is she so fast?     Is that kind of speed even human? [09:22] Medusa     I'll read the next one now. [09:24] Medusa     "A warm meal with a warm family     was the hallucination I saw." [09:28] Pekola     Here! [09:29] Yurine     Well done. [09:32] Medusa     "Little cyclops is     short-lived and panty-free." [09:37] Kyon     Aiya! SIGN    Aw, she beat me to it. [09:41] Ran     Nice one, Kyon-Kyon! [09:42] Medusa     "Before her departure at 8 AM,     Azusa 2's last words were 'forever dream.'" SIGN    Oh, there it is! SIGN    Huh? SIGN    Jashin-chan? [09:53] Jashin     Azusa 2... It was all Yurine's fault... [09:57] Yurine     It was your fault. [09:58] Jashin     If you hadn't dodged my attack... [10:00] Minos     Yeah, that was Jashin-chan's fault. SIGN    It really was. [10:04] Medusa     I'll read the next one now. [10:07] Medusa     "The assassin that popped out of the     closet was a moronic fallen angel." [10:11] Medusa     "The halo she lost was     taken out with the trash, [10:13] Medusa     and now she can't go home,     so she lives in a box." SIGN    Ah, found it! [10:18] Pekola     Without my halo, I can't use my     powers or even go back to Heaven... [10:24] Pino     And because you're such a moron, [10:27] Pino     even those of us who came to finish     you off got dragged down with you. [10:30] Poporon     All because you're such a moron. [10:34] Medusa     U-Uh... [10:37] Medusa     "Door L2 leads to the secluded     Philippine region of El Nido." [10:40] Jashin     Where is it? Where is it?! SIGN    Door L2 leads to     the secluded     Philippine region of     El Nido [10:44] Pekola     There! [10:46] Jashin     Hey. What do you think you're doing? [10:50] Pekola     Huh? I just took the card.     Isn't that the point of the game? [10:54] Jashin     You stupid fallen angel!     Let me get one already! [10:57] Pekola     Let you get one? But you     hadn't even spotted that one. [11:01] Jashin     What was that?! [11:04] Minos     Hey, c'mon, don't fight. SIGN    You're still such a short-tempered devil. [11:08] Jashin     Ugh! I hate you all! [11:11] Jashin     Medusa! Next! [11:12] Medusa     O-Okay... [11:14] Medusa     "Green onion stolen.     A 100-yen coin left in its place." [11:18] Jashin     Where is it? "Green onion..."     Where's "green onion"? [11:23] Jashin     Green onion! [11:24] Miku     Shopping! Shopping! [11:27] Jashin     You! [11:30] Jashin     Green onion stolen! [11:31] Miku     Wh-What? [11:33] Jashin     And you get 100 yen for it! [11:38] Miku     I bought that green onion     for 90 yen, so it's all good. [11:42] Jashin     I got the green onion! [11:44] Yurine     You're supposed to get the card,     not an actual green onion. [11:49] Jashin     Argh! Next time... Next time! SIGN    Jashin-chan swore     she would win     next time, but... [11:53] DevilA     Jashin-chan swore she     would win next time, but... SIGN    Our holy idol     lives and works     at Genesis,     wearing straw sandals SIGN    Our holy idol     lives and works     at Genesis,     wearing straw sandals [11:58] Medusa     "Our holy idol lives and works at     Genesis, wearing straw sandals." SIGN    Our holy idol     lives and works     at Genesis,     wearing straw sandals SIGN    Our holy idol     lives and works     at Genesis,     wearing straw sandals SIGN    Our holy idol     lives and works     at Genesis,     wearing straw sandals SIGN    Our holy idol     lives and works     at Genesis,     wearing straw sandals SIGN    Our holy idol     lives and works     at Genesis,     wearing straw sandals SIGN    Our holy idol     lives and works     at Genesis,     wearing straw sandals SIGN    Our holy idol     lives and works     at Genesis,     wearing straw sandals SIGN    Our holy idol     lives and works     at Genesis,     wearing straw sandals SIGN    Everyone is     surely waiting     for the tsuchinoko's     sexy scene SIGN    Our holy idol     lives and works     at Genesis,     wearing straw sandals SIGN    Everyone is     surely waiting     for the tsuchinoko's     sexy scene SIGN    Our holy idol     lives and works     at Genesis,     wearing straw sandals SIGN    Everyone is     surely waiting     for the tsuchinoko's     sexy scene SIGN    Our holy idol     lives and works     at Genesis,     wearing straw sandals SIGN    Everyone is     surely waiting     for the tsuchinoko's     sexy scene SIGN    Our holy idol     lives and works     at Genesis,     wearing straw sandals SIGN    Everyone is     surely waiting     for the tsuchinoko's     sexy scene [12:03] Poporon     Here! SIGN    Our holy idol     lives and works     at Genesis,     wearing straw sandals SIGN    Everyone is     surely waiting     for the tsuchinoko's     sexy scene SIGN    Everyone is     surely waiting     for the tsuchinoko's     sexy scene [12:03] Medusa     "Everyone is surely waiting for     the tsuchinoko's sexy scene." SIGN    Everyone is     surely waiting     for the tsuchinoko's     sexy scene SIGN    Everyone is     surely waiting     for the tsuchinoko's     sexy scene SIGN    Everyone is     surely waiting     for the tsuchinoko's     sexy scene SIGN    Everyone is     surely waiting     for the tsuchinoko's     sexy scene SIGN    Everyone is     surely waiting     for the tsuchinoko's     sexy scene SIGN    Everyone is     surely waiting     for the tsuchinoko's     sexy scene SIGN    Everyone is     surely waiting     for the tsuchinoko's     sexy scene SIGN    Everyone is     surely waiting     for the tsuchinoko's     sexy scene SIGN    Everyone is     surely waiting     for the tsuchinoko's     sexy scene [12:07] Kyon     Got it! [12:08] Medusa     "I don't turn to stone, even if I look at Medusa, SIGN    I don't turn to stone     even if I look at Medusa,     thanks to the bracelet     I bought at a stall in Akiba SIGN    I don't turn to stone     even if I look at Medusa,     thanks to the bracelet     I bought at a stall in Akiba SIGN    I don't turn to stone     even if I look at Medusa,     thanks to the bracelet     I bought at a stall in Akiba SIGN    I don't turn to stone     even if I look at Medusa,     thanks to the bracelet     I bought at a stall in Akiba SIGN    I don't turn to stone     even if I look at Medusa,     thanks to the bracelet     I bought at a stall in Akiba SIGN    I don't turn to stone     even if I look at Medusa,     thanks to the bracelet     I bought at a stall in Akiba SIGN    "Lonely me"     and "sashimi"     sound alike [12:11] Medusa     thanks to the bracelet I     bought at a stall in Akiba." SIGN    I don't turn to stone     even if I look at Medusa,     thanks to the bracelet     I bought at a stall in Akiba SIGN    "Lonely me"     and "sashimi"     sound alike SIGN    I don't turn to stone     even if I look at Medusa,     thanks to the bracelet     I bought at a stall in Akiba SIGN    "Lonely me"     and "sashimi"     sound alike SIGN    I don't turn to stone     even if I look at Medusa,     thanks to the bracelet     I bought at a stall in Akiba SIGN    "Lonely me"     and "sashimi"     sound alike SIGN    I don't turn to stone     even if I look at Medusa,     thanks to the bracelet     I bought at a stall in Akiba SIGN    "Lonely me"     and "sashimi"     sound alike SIGN    I don't turn to stone     even if I look at Medusa,     thanks to the bracelet     I bought at a stall in Akiba SIGN    "Lonely me"     and "sashimi"     sound alike [12:13] Yurine     Here. SIGN    I don't turn to stone     even if I look at Medusa,     thanks to the bracelet     I bought at a stall in Akiba SIGN    "Lonely me"     and "sashimi"     sound alike SIGN    "Lonely me"     and "sashimi"     sound alike SIGN    "Lonely me"     and "sashimi"     sound alike [12:14] Medusa     "'Lonely me' and 'sashimi' sound alike." SIGN    "Lonely me"     and "sashimi"     sound alike SIGN    "Lonely me"     and "sashimi"     sound alike SIGN    "Lonely me"     and "sashimi"     sound alike SIGN    "Lonely me"     and "sashimi"     sound alike SIGN    "Lonely me"     and "sashimi"     sound alike SIGN    "Lonely me"     and "sashimi"     sound alike [12:16] Pino     Here! [12:17] Pino     Now that I'm giving karuta a try,      it's actually quite fun. SIGN    Devil A [12:22] DevilA     Jashin-chan can't even get a single card. SIGN    Devil A SIGN    Jashin-chan     can't even get     a single card [12:27] Jashin     Th-This is bad. [12:29] Jashin     If this keeps up, I'll lose. [12:31] Jashin     There's no need to get serious     over a silly game like this, [12:34] Jashin     but as a devil, losing cannot be tolerated! [12:37] Jashin     Maybe it's about time I taught     these guys how cruel reality is. [12:42] Medusa     "Almond Shot, Almond Shot,     Under Almond Shot." [12:46] Pekola     Found it! SIGN    Wham [12:48] Jashin     Whoops! My hand slipped! SIGN    Wham [12:52] Pekola     Wh-What was that for?! [12:54] Yurine     You actually cheated, didn't you? [12:56] Jashin     That wasn't cheating. My hand just slipped. [13:00] Yurine     You know what'll happen if     you do that again, don't you? [13:04] Jashin     Of course I do! SIGN    She has no idea, does she? [13:07] Minos     Nope. [13:08] Jashin     Medusa! Read the next card already! [13:11] Medusa     Okay... [13:12] Medusa     "Heh. This is my second deadly move after     my deadly dropkick, Royal Copenhagen." [13:19] Medusa     "I named it after the Danish porcelain     manufacturer because it sounded cool." SIGN    Heh. This is my second deadly move      after my deadly dropkick,     Royal Copenhagen. I named it after     the Danish porcelain manufacturer      because it sounded cool. [13:24] Jashin     You're not getting this one! Second     deadly move: Royal Copenhagen! [13:28] Jashin     Whoops! My hand slipped again! [13:31] Jashin     What?! [13:34] Jashin     I don't think so! [13:35] Yurine     Ow, hot! [13:36] Jashin     All mine! SIGN    Heh. This is my second deadly move      after my deadly dropkick,     Royal Copenhagen. I named it after     the Danish porcelain manufacturer      because it sounded cool. [13:38] Jashin     Gotcha! SIGN    Heh. This is my second deadly move      after my deadly dropkick,     Royal Copenhagen. I named it after     the Danish porcelain manufacturer      because it sounded cool. SIGN    Heh. This is my second deadly move      after my deadly dropkick,     Royal Copenhagen. I named it after     the Danish porcelain manufacturer      because it sounded cool. [13:41] Jashin     "Ow, hot!" she said. [13:43] Jashin     I guess my eye beams are pretty hot, Pekola. [13:47] Pekola     Uh-huh... [13:49] Medusa     This just turned really scary... SIGN    "Niozoni" contains      the word "ozoni" [13:53] Medusa     Oh, this is the last card. SIGN    "Niozoni" contains      the word "ozoni" [13:57] Medusa     "'Niozoni' contains the word 'ozoni.'" [14:00] Yurine     Here. [14:01] Yurine     The karuta game is now over. [14:04] Yurine     Now it's time to prepare the ozoni. [14:07] Yurine     Right, Jashin-chan? [14:10] Jashin     Huh? [14:11] Jashin     Oh... Right. [14:16] Minos     This ozoni is so good! [14:18] Medusa     Y-Yes, it's great. [14:21] Pekola     It's absolutely delicious! [14:24] Pekola     I can't breathe! M-My eyes! SIGN    Careful! [14:34] Pekola     You saved me. [14:37] Kyon     Is it yummy, Onee-chan? [14:39] Ran     Hao chi! SIGN    That was a close call. [14:42] Minos     I think this is gonna be another great year! [14:43] Poporon     What are we going to do with you, Pekola-sama? [14:44] Medusa     Uh, yeah... [14:46] Yurine     Well? Have you seen the error of your ways? [14:49] Jashin     Yes! Yes! I have! [14:51] Yurine     Really? Then I'll let you eat some ozoni. SIGN    Splat [14:58] Jashin     Ow, hot! SIGN    Smack [15:00] Yurine     Here you go. Have some piping-hot mochi. [15:04] Jashin     P-Please stop... [15:06] Yurine     What? You want more? [15:08] Yurine     Okay, then. I'll give you lots more. [15:12] Jashin     Hot! [15:13] Yurine     Yes, the mochi is hot, isn't it? [15:15] Yurine     I wonder which is hotter,     this or your eye beams... [15:21] Yurine     How about a steaming-hot green onion next? [15:25] Jashin     Hot! SIGN    m 0 10 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Orphanage     Iron Commando [15:30] Teacher     Okay, everyone, pay attention. [15:32] Teacher     This is Lierre-chan,     your new friend starting today. [15:37] Lierre     Nice to meet all of you. My name is Lierre. [15:40] Lierre     I hope we'll all be friends. [15:42] Kid1     Nice to meet you! [15:43] Kid2     Nice to meet ya! [15:44] Daichi     Hey, Lierre-chan, which     ***** color is your favorite? [15:47] Lierre     A ***** Monster , huh? [15:50] Lierre     Hmm... I guess I'd say Lead. [15:53] Daichi*     How cool! [15:57] Pekola     The sky is the color of lead. [15:59] Pekola     The weather is so dreary,     just like my heart. [16:05] Pekola     This is the last of my food for today... [16:09] Pekola     Maybe tonight I'll finally go     back to nature's salad bar... [16:13] Pekola     If I recall, Chinese plantain,     wood sorrel, and sow thistle grow there. [16:18] Guy     She's literally talking     about eating roadside grass. SIGN    Horsetail [16:24] Pekola     I wish I had some ramen... [16:27] Lierre     Hup. [16:33] Pekola     I haven't seen her around here before. [16:38] Lierre     This land is rife with conflict and hatred. [16:43] Lierre     Do you not agree? [16:45] Pekola     Huh? Uh, yes... [16:49] Lierre     Long ago, I destroyed the     corrupt human race with a flood. [16:53] Lierre     I suppose history does repeat itself. [16:56] Pekola     Do you like the Bible? [16:59] Pekola     What an admirable child you are. [17:03] Lierre     Honestly... You still don't get it, Pekola? [17:06] Pekola     Wha— [17:07] Pekola     How do you know my name?! [17:09] Pekola     Is it written on me somewhere?! [17:13] Lierre     I don't know if you're just     pretending to be dumb, [17:15] Lierre     or if falling to Earth     really did make you dumb... [17:21] Pekola     Wait, are you... I mean,     might you actually be... [17:25] Pekola     My Lord, Lierre-sama?! [17:29] Lierre     You finally figured it out? [17:31] Pekola     Why have you taken this form? [17:33] Pekola     I remember you looking more like...      well... a mature woman. [17:37] Lierre     What do you mean, "mature"?!     I'm still young! [17:40] Pekola     I-I'm sorry! [17:42] Lierre     This form is more convenient. [17:45] Lierre     No one suspects the child. [17:49] Pekola     You finally... [17:51] Pekola     You finally came to take me home! [17:54] Pekola     I'm so glad! I won't have to     go to the salad bar anymore! [17:59] Guy     I see. [18:01] Guy     So you're leaving, huh? [18:05] Lierre     No, you'll still need to     rely on the salad bar. [18:08] Pekola     Huh? [18:08] Guy     Yay. [18:10] Lierre     I'm here because... [18:13] Lierre     it's time to give this world     another deep cleaning. [18:20] Lierre     We decided it at a meeting of the gods. [18:23] Lierre     If we allow the corrupt human race to keep     on living, they'll only pollute the world. [18:28] Pekola     Oh, no! [18:29] Pekola     If you do that, Dropkick on My Devil!! X      will end after only one episode, [18:33] Pekola     even after it was finally     successfully crowdfunded! [18:37] Texxt     End [18:38] Pekola     No, no, no. [18:38] Texxt     End [18:38] Texxt     End [18:38] Texxt     End [18:40] Pekola     There are still many good     humans in this world. [18:43] Pekola     Would you leave all of them to die?! [18:50] Pekola     I do recall that there were some     among the gods who hated humans... [18:55] Pekola     But I thought you loved humans! [19:00] Lierre     I've watched this world from     up in Heaven for a long time. [19:05] Lierre     Then I grew fed up, [19:07] Lierre     and my thoughts on it changed. [19:10] Lierre     Too many humans act only     in their own self-interest, [19:13] Lierre     and I cannot allow it to continue. [19:16] Pekola     My Lord... [19:18] Lierre     But... [19:19] Pekola     But? [19:20] Lierre     First, I want to try     living as the humans do. [19:25] Mom     What should we have for dinner tonight? [19:27] Guy     How about some grass? [19:30] Lierre     I came to this world     alone in order to do that. [19:36] Pekola     So that's why... [19:39] Lierre     And... [19:40] Lierre     I also need to get rid of the three of you,     who betrayed Heaven and colluded with devils. SIGN    Fallen SIGN    Angel SIGN    Trio [19:47] Pekola     So that really is a part of it, then... [19:50] Jashin     I heard everything. [19:54] Lierre     Where did you come from? [19:56] Jashin     Heya, slay ya, love and throb and kiss ya. [19:59] Jashin     And who do you think you are,     talking like you're so much better than us? [20:04] Jashin     Who cares about some     stupid meeting of the gods? [20:07] Jashin     You don't get to just decide all that. [20:09] Jashin     If you want to destroy humanity,     you'll have to go through me first. [20:14] Jashin     Pachinko, arcades,     boat racing, cycle racing, [20:17] Jashin     horse racing, poker, mahjong, cee-lo, [20:19] Jashin     hanafuda, , and ... [20:23] Jashin     I can't let this world be destroyed. [20:27] Lierre     Are you the devil who's     become Pekola's friend? [20:30] Pekola**     N-No, I wouldn't call her a friend... [20:32] Jashin     That's right! [20:36] Jashin     I don't care if you're some god from Heaven      or wherever. I'm gonna throttle you. [20:41] Jashin     After all, I'm Jashin and     I'm a god of Hell myself. [20:44] Pekola     Don't! You can't beat her! [20:48] Jashin     What? She's that strong? [20:50] Jashin     Maybe I won't, then! [20:52] Lierre     You truly are an inferior race. [20:53] Yurine     Hey! Jashin-chan! SIGN    Hey!     Jashin-chan! [20:57] Yurine     You put a sandwich in a clear file     and left it in the drawer again! [21:02] Jashin     Ack! Yurine! [21:03] Yurine     Why do you keep doing the     same thing over and over?! SIGN    No Peeking [23:03] DevilA     Nice! This is sure to send     our ratings through the roof— [23:10] Pino     Greetings, everyone. [23:12] Pino     This is Pino, the winner of the grand     prize in the Heaven Baking Contest. [23:17] Pino     Today, I'm going to bake a     delicious treat for all of you. [23:21] Pino     Let's see... Which container was the sugar in? [23:25] Pino     Oh? And this one... And this one, too... [23:29] Pino     Next time on Dropkick on My Devil!! X,      episode 2: "All the Pills Are Hard Candies." [23:37] Pino     Really. All of them are hard candies.