E12 - Forever Dropkick

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[00:03] Ecute
    There...
[00:04] Ecute
    There's a dog here!
[00:06] Ecute
    Do something, Atre!
[00:08] Atre
    I-I'm not good with dogs, either...
[00:11] Ecute
    We finally found out where Hanazono
    Yurine lives, but now we can't get in!
[00:20] Minos
    Somethin' wrong?
[00:22] Ecute
    Oh, are you a devil?
[00:25] Atre
    We've come to see the one who resides
    here, Hanazono Yurine-dono, but...
[00:29] Ecute
    We vampires don't like dogs...
[00:32] Minos
    Oh, you're vampires?
[00:35] Minos
    Beth's a beast of Hell, so you're safe.
[00:37] Ecute
    I-It's not a dog?
[00:43] Minos
    Come on in.
[00:46] Jashin
    Ah, it's you two!
[00:48] Ecute
    You're that snake from the other day!
[00:51] Atre
    You are Hanazono Yurine-dono?
[00:53] Yurine
    Yes.
[00:54] Yurine
    Are these friends of yours?
[00:57] Ecute
    You said you didn't know Hanazono Yurine!
[01:00] Jashin
    Gulp!
[01:01] Yurine
    Huh?
[01:02] Jashin
    Uh-oh! They're here to
    recruit Yurine into their clan!
[01:06] Jashin
    You idiot! Why'd you let them in?!
[01:09] Jashin
    They're vampires! In human terms,
    they're an organized crime ring!
[01:13] Atre
    It is true that we vampires
    do not lead praiseworthy lives.
[01:19] Atre
    But we do our best to avoid
    causing trouble for those who do.
[01:24] Ecute
    Besides, it's because we take in
    rogues who have nowhere to go
[01:29] Ecute
    that all devils can live
     their lives in peace.
[01:32] Jashin
    Hmph! Listen to you, justifying yourselves!
[01:36] Jashin
    Yurine, these two are bad people
    who built a phony blood donation center
[01:40] Jashin
    to collect human blood.
[01:42] Jashin
    You should chase 'em off right now.
[01:44] Yurine
    You know, you've been rude to
    our guests since they got here.
[01:49] Yurine
    And you falsely told them
    you didn't know me.
[01:51] Yurine
    Seems a bit fishy.
[01:54] Minos
    Jashin-chan, you're not the type
    to care what race people are.
[01:58] Jashin
    Well, I just turned into that type now!
[02:01] Yurine
    And what is it you wanted to see me about?
[02:04] Atre
    Forgive us for not
    introducing ourselves.
[02:07] Atre
    This is Princess Ecute
    of the Vampire Kingdom.
[02:11] Ecute
    Nice to meet you!
[02:12] Atre
    And I am her attendant, Atre.
[02:15] Atre
    We have come here to ask a favor of you.
[02:18] Atre
    Princess, please explain.
[02:21] Ecute
    You're a human, yet you have conquered
    devils and even domesticated angels.
[02:26] Ecute
    You're a bit of a celebrity
    among the vampires.
[02:30] Yurine
    Huh?
[02:31] Minos
    Hey, you're a star!
[02:32] Jashin
    Don't encourage her!
[02:34] Ecute
    And my father, the king of the vampires,
    has taken an interest in your abilities.
[02:40] Ecute
    What do you say to
    becoming part of our clan?
[02:45] Jashin
    No!
[02:45] Jashin
    She'll never join you! Right, Yurine?!
[02:48] Atre
    Our king has said he will
    arrange anything you desire
[02:51] Atre
    and provide you with
    the utmost hospitality.
[02:54] Jashin
    I told you, she'll never
    join you! Just go home!
[02:57] Jashin
    You'll never join them, right, Yurine?!
[03:00] Yurine
    I could be a cool vampire like
    the ones in movies and manga?
[03:05] Jashin
    Uh-oh. She's interested.
[03:08] Jashin
    Say something, Minos!
[03:10] Jashin
    You can't have Yurine
    becoming a vampire, right?!
[03:13] Minos
    Well...
[03:15] Minos
    She'd be immortal, so we could
     be friends forever! I'd like that!
[03:20] Yurine
    Wait, so...
[03:22] Yurine
    Will he get me a really
    cool vampire outfit, too?
[03:28] Atre
    Of course.
[03:29] Yurine
    I see...
[03:32] Minos
    Yurine-chan as a vampire, huh? Sounds good!
[03:32] Jashin
    I have to stop this! I have to stop Yurine
    from becoming a vampire, whatever it takes!
[03:36] Yurine
    Yeah, it does...
[03:36] Minos
    You'd be really cool!
[03:38] Jashin
    Think... I have to think!
[03:39] Minos
    It'd suit you well!
[03:41] Jashin
    It's no use!
[03:42] Jashin
    I'm thinking so hard, everything in my brain
    is way beyond mashed together! It's on fire!
[03:56] Jashin
    I see.
[03:58] Jashin
    You want Yurine on your
    side that badly, do you?
[04:01] Jashin
    Then I guess I'll have to get serious, too.
[04:07] Jashin
    Please! Please give up on
    getting Yurine to join your clan!
[04:14] Jashin
    Nailed it!
[04:16] Jashin
    There's no one who can look at a perfect
    prostration like this and not feel moved!
[04:20] Ecute
    I will not give up.
[04:21] Jashin
    Huh?!
[04:22] Ecute
    Now I just want her to join us even more.
[04:24] Jashin
    Why, you!
[04:27] Jashin
    Have you no pity for someone
    who's groveling in front of you?!
[04:32] Jashin
    If you make Yurine one of you, I'll stop
    the water supply to the Vampire Kingdom!
[04:36] Ecute
    What?!
[04:37] Minos
    You know you can't do that.
[04:39] Minos
    You don't have that kind of authority.
[04:41] Jashin
    I do, too!
[04:43] Jashin
    Just you wait.
[04:44] Jashin
    I'm the daughter of a VIP at what is
    basically Hell's Ministry of Agriculture.
[04:51] Jashin
    Hello, Daddy? It's Jashin-chan.
[04:55] Jashin
    Listen, I have a favor to ask.
[04:57] Jashin
    I was hoping you could stop the water
    supply to the Vampire Kingdom...
[05:01] Jashin
    What?!
[05:02] Jashin
    Yes...
[05:03] Jashin
    Yes.
[05:05] Jashin
    No, I'm really not joking around...
[05:08] Jashin
    Yes, sir. I'm sorry. Goodbye.
[05:13] Jashin
    He said if I keep joking
    around, he'll kill me.
[05:16] Yurine
    Dang, your dad's hardcore.
[05:18] Minos
    He's as tough on you as ever, huh?
[05:22] Jashin
    Damn that useless father of mine!
     Damn gerontocracy!
[05:26] Pino
    I won't let you bring
    Hanazono-san into your clan!
[05:30] Pino
    I heard everything!
[05:32] Jashin
    Pino...
[05:33] Ecute
    Oh, an angel.
[05:35] Ecute
    Eavesdropping seems in
    poor taste for an angel.
[05:38] Pino
    I came to bring her a cake
    and just happened to overhear.
[05:41] Pino
    Hanazono-san!
[05:43] Pino
    Please don't join the vampire clan!
[05:46] Pino
    If you go away, who'll protect
     me from Lierre-sama?!
[05:50] Yurine
    Uh, I...
[05:51] Pino
    Aren't you my savior?!
[05:53] Yurine
    Wait a...
[05:56] Pino
    You just need to go away!
[05:59] Ecute
    Atre... Save me!
[06:01] Jashin
    That's it! Get her!
[06:02] Atre
    Oh, Princess...
[06:04] Pino
    I won't let you have Hanazono-san,
    even if it costs me my life!
[06:08] Jashin
    If you're prepared to die for it,
[06:09] Jashin
    you should have the guts to get
    yourself killed taking out Lierre-san, too.
[06:12] Yurine
    Cut it out already.
[06:17] Pino
    Hanazono-san!
[06:22] Atre
    I see the rumors were true.
[06:23] Atre
    Princess, let us leave for today.
[06:27] Atre
    We have informed her of our intentions.
[06:30] Ecute
    No.
[06:31] Atre
    Princess...
[06:32] Ecute
    I will take her home today
    and earn my father's praise!
[06:35] Ecute
    I'll make her one of us
    even if I have to use force!
[06:39] Atre
    Princ—
[06:40] Ecute
    I refuse to leave!
[06:45] Atre
    Shut the hell up!
[06:46] Atre
    There's a procedure ya gotta follow
    with these things, you dumbass!
[07:00] Atre
    I am sorry you had to see that.
[07:02] Atre
    We will be taking our leave now.
[07:07] Atre
    Yurine-dono...
[07:09] Atre
    We have not given up on you.
[07:12] Atre
    We look forward to receiving your
    favorable response on another day.
[07:16] Pino
    Hanazono-san, please don't abandon me!
[07:19] Jashin
    Whew! Pino, you saved us!
[07:23] Minos
    Yurine-chan...
[07:25] Minos
    So what do you think about their offer?
[07:27] Yurine
    Well, vampires are really cool...
[07:31] Yurine
    What should I do?
[07:33] Jashin
    Don't think about it! Tell them no!
[07:35] Minos
    Oh, if Yurine-chan becomes an immortal
    vampire, you won't be able to go back to Hell.
[07:40] Minos
    So that's why you're so desperate.
[07:42] Jashin
    You really are an idiot!
[07:45] Minos
    But they didn't seem likely
    to give up anytime soon.
SIGN    European-Style Curry
[07:54] Chiba
    Nothing beats curry on a Sunday morning!
SIGN    European-Style Curry
SIGN    European-Style Curry
SIGN    European-Style Curry
SIGN    Hana
    Udon
SIGN    Glory
SIGN    Hana
    Udon
SIGN    Glory
SIGN    Hana
    Udon
SIGN    Glory
[07:57] Ozaki
    Jinbocho, the town where you
    can eat curry in the morning!
SIGN    Hana
    Udon
SIGN    Glory
SIGN    Hana
    Udon
SIGN    Glory
[08:00] Hashira
    The best of the best!
SIGN    Hana
    Udon
SIGN    Glory
SIGN    Hana
    Udon
SIGN    Glory
SIGN    Hana
    Udon
SIGN    Glory
SIGN    Hana
    Udon
SIGN    Glory
SIGN    Hana
    Udon
[08:05] Jashin
    What am I gonna do if
    Yurine joins the vampire clan?
[08:09] Jashin
    She'll get even stronger,
    meaning I won't be able to kill her,
[08:12] Jashin
    and I'll never be able to get back to Hell.
[08:16] Jashin
    I don't wanna think about it...
[08:18] Guy
    Outta my way!
[08:21] Jashin
    Sorry.
[08:27] Ryo
    Ugh, Jashin-chan, you reek of booze.
[08:32] Bakuga
    Don't drink too much!
[08:37] Jashin
    I've mellowed out so much.
[08:42] Devil
    Is this really how you wanna be?
[08:44] Angel
    You used to be as sharp as a knife,
[08:47] Angel
    and you'd bite with the force of a mad dog.
[08:51] Devil
    Looks like human life has gotten to you.
[08:55] Devil
    You'll never beat Yurine that way.
[08:58] Jashin
    What?
[08:59] Devil
    Right now, you're just
    like a defanged wombat!
[09:02] Jashin
    Do wombats even have fangs?
[09:04] Jashin
    Oh, I'm out of booze.
[09:06] Devil
    Come on! You want the humans
    to keep making fun of you?!
[09:10] Angel
    Now is the time to reclaim
    your pride as Hell nobility!
[09:14] Jashin
    My pride as... Hell nobility?
[09:17] Jashin
    That's right. I...
[09:21] Jashin
    was born a noble of Hell!
[09:23] Jashin
    How dare they mock me...
    Who cares about vampires or Yurine?
[09:28] Jashin
    I'll make them see that the
    real me is a terrifying devil!
[09:32] Jashin
    I'll thoroughly retrain my mind and body,
    and take back my pride as a noble of Hell!
[09:36] Both
    That's the way!
[09:41] Jashin
    Ow! It hurts!
[09:45] Minos
    95, 96, 97, 98, 99...
[09:48] DevilA
    That very day, Jashin-chan began
    torturing her own mind and body.
[09:54] Minos
    Don't push yourself too hard!
[09:59] DevilA
    This time, Jashin-chan was serious.
SIGN    Life
    Theater
[10:06] DevilA
    All to reclaim her pride as a noble of Hell!
[10:13] Yurine
    I'm home. I bought chicken.
[10:16] Yurine
    Also, I ran into Lierre,
    so I brought her with me.
[10:19] Lierre
    I'm here to visit.
[10:21] Jashin
    Hey.
[10:24] Lierre
    What's all this?
[10:25] Yurine
    Jashin-chan's food.
    She's on a restricted diet right now.
[10:29] Lierre
    Huh.
[10:31] Yurine
    The only part of the chicken
    she can eat is the keel.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0
SIGN    ° Keel
     Part of the breast.
     Very healthy.
[10:34] Lierre
    These fries are good.
[10:38] Jashin
    I'm not who I used to be. I'm getting rid
    of the naïveté along with the excess fat.
[10:49] Jashin
    I guess I'll skip it.
[10:51] Jashin
    If I'm too heavy, I can't move as sharply.
[10:53] Yurine
    I don't think you've been hydrating
    enough. You'll make yourself sick.
[10:58] Jashin
    If you have time to worry about me,
    use it to worry about yourself.
[11:03] Jashin
    Once I get my strength back,
     you're going to die.
[11:09] Jashin
    Good night.
[11:19] Yurine
    Jashin-chan still isn't awake.
[11:24] Yurine
    Jashin-chan, it's morning.
[11:26] Yurine
    I'm opening the door.
[11:29] Yurine
    Huh?!
[11:30] Yurine
    Jashin-chan turned into a mummy!
[11:34] DevilA
    A mummified dorado.
SIGN    Isn't it just called "dried fish"?
[11:41] Yurine
    I don't know what happened, but I found her
     mummified this morning. Pretty gross, huh?
[11:47] Yurine
    Would a mummy count as burnable garbage?
[11:49] Medusa
    Hey! Yurine-san!
[11:51] Yurine
    I'm just kidding.
[11:54] Minos
    Hey, Yurine-chan, did Jashin-chan
    seem dehydrated to you lately?
[11:58] Yurine
    Yeah, actually, she was
    refusing to drink water yesterday.
[12:03] Minos
    I thought so.
SIGN    What do you mean?
[12:06] Minos
    I think Jashin-chan becomes mummified
    when her body gets really dehydrated.
[12:12] Minos
    Once, when we were kids, she stopped
    drinking to lose weight for a health exam.
[12:18] Minos
    She ended up paper-thin back then, too.
[12:22] Minos
    I guess she turned into a mummy this
    time because she went beyond that.
[12:25] Yurine
    She just went from
    turning 2-D to turning 3-D.
SIGN    Either way, she sure is dry.
SIGN    Oops, it came off.
[12:34] Yurine
    Oh, boy.
[12:36] Medusa
    How can we get her back to normal?
[12:38] Minos
    I think drinking water fixed her
    up after our health exams.
[12:43] Medusa
    Oh, you're right!
[12:47] Minos
    She won't drink.
[12:48] Medusa
    I guess she can't when she's a mummy.
SIGN    Let's pour some water on her from a kettle!
[12:57] Minos
    Oh, she's absorbing it!
[13:00] Medusa
    Maybe we should put her in the bath?
[13:06] DevilA
    Three minutes later...
SIGN    Minutes
    Later
[13:10] Jashin
    Huh? Why am I in the bath?
[13:13] Medusa
    She's back!
SIGN    Just like freeze-dried food!
[13:17] Jashin
    Huh? Huh?
[13:18] Jashin
    Why are you guys watching me bathe?! Creeps!
[13:24] Jashin
    Oh, I was mummified, huh?
[13:27] Jashin
    And I thought I was keeping
    just barely on the safe side...
[13:30] Jashin
    How embarrassing.
[13:32] Minos
    You took it way too far.
[13:34] Yurine
    I think you've been pushing yourself
    too hard. Why go through all that?
[13:40] Jashin
    After living among humans for so long,
     I've become a completely useless devil.
[13:46] Minos
    She was always useless, right?
[13:48] Medusa
    Yep.
[13:49] Jashin
    I'm supposed to be a noble of Hell, yet I lost
     all my devilish dignity to live in peace.
[13:55] Jashin
    I couldn't allow myself to stay like that.
[13:59] Jashin
    And now that those vampires are
    trying to get Yurine to join them,
[14:03] Jashin
    I'll really be done for if I don't change.
[14:06] Jashin
    That's why I started retraining my mind and
    body to reclaim my pride as a noble of Hell.
SIGN    You can't do that, Jashin-chan!
SIGN    You need to have more self-esteem!
[14:18] Jashin
    Self-esteem?
SIGN    You know, like, "I'm fine the way I am," or "I don't need to change."
SIGN    Lines like that are all over the internet!
[14:28] Yurine
    Some people have too much self-esteem
     and end up just being obnoxious.
SIGN    Totally.
[14:34] Jashin
    You guys...
[14:35] Jashin
    People who can't take a
    joke are gonna hate you.
[14:38] Minos
    I think you have your dignity, though.
[14:41] Jashin
    Huh?
[14:42] Minos
    Sensei was saying...
[14:44] Minos
    since you came to the human realm,
     fewer demons come here to attack humans.
[14:48] Medusa
    That's right.
[14:50] Medusa
    And she said the ferocious vampires
    are a lot quieter now, too.
[14:54] Jashin
    Sensei said that?
[14:55] Minos
    It must be because
    you're friends with humans.
[15:00] Medusa
    They're afraid of you, Jashin-chan!
[15:02] Medusa
    Because you're a proud noble of Hell!
[15:05] Jashin
    A proud noble of Hell?!
[15:07] Jashin
    Whoo! My self-esteem is skyrocketing!
[15:12] Jashin
    Yeah, you might be right!
    I had that feeling myself!
[15:16] Jashin
    But hearing you guys say it
    convinced me that it's true!
[15:20] Jashin
    Yes!
[15:21] Jashin
    Even if Yurine becomes a vampire,
    I, a proud noble of Hell, will still kill her!
[15:28] Jashin
    This calls for a party!
[15:30] Jashin
    I've got my pride as a noble of Hell back!
SIGN    Festival
SIGN    Pride of Hell Nobility
[15:33] Jashin
    It's a super joyous occasion!
[15:34] Jashin
    Party time! Party time!
[15:40] Jashin
    On my pride as a noble of Hell,
    I will entertain all of you.
[15:45] Minos
    All right!
[15:47] Pekola
    Yay!
[15:57] Pino
    Anyway, this is quite a large pool, isn't it?
[16:00] Yurine
    Jashin-chan won it playing pachinko.
[16:06] Jashin
    Just wait!
[16:07] Jashin
    I'll make you guys the best yakisoba
    and grilled corn you've ever had!
[16:13] Jashin
    On my pride as a noble of Hell!
[16:15] Medusa
    I'm glad she's feeling better.
[16:17] Minos
    The power of self-esteem is amazing.
SIGN    But the one the vampires and the other devils fear isn't Jashin-chan, right?
SIGN    It's her dad they fear, isn't it?
SIGN    They don't want to make an enemy of what's basically Hell's Ministry of Agriculture.
[16:33] Medusa
    Shhh! Don't say that!
[16:35] Kyon
    Feels nice and cool!
[16:37] Ran
    Summers do get pretty hot in Tokyo.
[16:40] Pekola
    They do.
[16:42] Pekola
    I've nearly passed out in my
    cardboard house a few times.
[16:46] Poporon
    That's actually really bad, Pekola-sama.
[16:48] Jashin
    I made my own special shaved ice!
[16:51] Jashin
    These two helped me out!
[16:54] Yusa
    Help yourselves, everyone.
SIGN    Yay!
[16:59] Medusa
    It's so cold and delicious!
[17:01] KyonRan
    Hao chi!
[17:03] Pekola
    I'm so blessed!
[17:05] Pekola
    I get to go in a pool and even
    eat shaved ice on such a hot day!
[17:09] Minos
    I could eat cup after cup of this.
[17:11] Jashin
    I'll make as many cups as you want!
[17:13] Jashin
    On my pride as a noble of Hell!
[17:17] Jashin
    The grilled corn is looking good, too!
[17:20] Miku
    Corn! Corn!
[17:24] Mei
    Orochimaru!
SIGN    Ja
[17:25] Jashin
    Mei!
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    Ja
[17:27] Mei
    You're under arrest for starting
    a fire in an inhabited building!
[17:30] Mei
    I'll interrogate you at my place!
SIGN    Ja
[17:32] Jashin
    Wait, why?
[17:34] Mei
    Hey, a pool!
[17:35] Mei
    This is no time for work!
SIGN    Ja
[17:39] Jashin
    Don't wear a swimsuit under
    your uniform to go patrolling!
[17:45] Mei
    That sun is just criminal.
[17:47] Mei
    Maybe if I put some more
    sunspots in it, it'll cool down a bit.
[17:52] Jashin
    Hey! What if you hit it and make it mad?!
[17:55] Yurine
    Mei-san, please don't fire your gun here.
[17:58] Yurine
    You'll make the neighbors worry.
[18:00] Mei
    I'm sorry...
[18:02] Mei
    Orochimaru, make me feel better!
[18:04] Jashin
    O-On my pride as a noble of Hell,
[18:07] Jashin
    I'm making grilled corn
    and yakisoba right now!
[18:09] Jashin
    So play with the others!
[18:12] Mei
    Aw...
SIGN    What's this? A pool?
SIGN    Mother!
[18:16] Three
    Lierre-sama!
SIGN    Yurine-chan, I heard that you often help my daughter study,
SIGN    so I brought some drinks over to thank you...
[18:25] Lierre
    P-Pool...
[18:28] Lierre
    Dolphin...
SIGN    Since you're here, why don't you get in?
[18:32] Lierre
    Wh-Why should I do something so childish?
[18:37] Yurine
    The more, the merrier. Go on in.
[18:41] Lierre
    Oh, fine.
[18:50] Poporon
    Hey, cut that out!
[18:53] Mei
    I can't lose at that game!
[18:54] Pekola
    You can't use that!
[18:57] Lierre
    Dolphin...
[19:01] Miku
    How do I open this?
[19:07] Jashin
    It's done! Eat up, all of you!
[19:10] Pekola
    I couldn't be more grateful!
[19:12] All
    Let's eat!
[19:22] Pekola
    I'm so full. What bliss.
[19:27] Yurine
    Thanks for doing all this
    when it's so hot out.
[19:30] Medusa
    Thank you, Jashin-chan!
[19:32] Minos
    Thanks!
SIGN    This was really fun!
[19:35] Jashin
    C-Come on, don't make this weird!
[19:38] Jashin
    All I did was entertain you
    on my pride as a noble of Hell.
[19:41] Jashin
    When you guys thank me this much,
    I get scared something bad's gonna happen.
[19:48] Minos
    What the heck?
[19:49] Yurine
    Yeah, because you know
    you behave badly all the time.
[19:52] Ecute
    You can put me down.
[19:54] Atre
    Did you really not want to join them?
[19:56] Ecute
    Why should I do that?
[19:58] Ecute
    I only came to see what
    Hanazono Yurine was doing.
[20:01] Ecute
    Let's go.
[20:05] DevilA
    Meanwhile, in outer space...
[20:21] Jashin
    What the heck?!
SIGN    Jashin-chan! Use your pride as a noble of Hell to do something!
[20:27] Jashin
    "Something"? I can't do anything about that!
[20:30] Pekola
    Lierre-sama, please help us!
SIGN    Playing in the pool made her sleepy.
[20:35] Pekola
    Please, God!
SIGN    God
[20:38] Yurine
    Jashin-chan.
[20:39] Jashin
    Huh?
[20:40] Yurine
    You can do it.
[20:45] Minos
    Jashin-chan!
[20:46] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[20:47] Miku
    Noble of Hell! Noble of Hell!
[20:51] All
    Noble of Hell! Noble of Hell!
[20:54] All
    Noble of Hell! Noble of Hell!
[20:58] Jashin
    I... I will.
[20:58] All
    Noble of Hell! Noble of Hell!
[21:01] Jashin
    Jashin-chan, the noble of Hell,
[21:03] Jashin
    on her pride as a noble of Hell,
[21:05] Jashin
    will be your savior!
SIGN    Jashin-chan!
SIGN    I now bestow upon you the True Dropkick that's been so evasive in the anime!
SIGN    That's it!
[21:17] Jashin
    I have to enter a command?!
SIGN    I thought it was supposed to take 80 years to learn...
SIGN    That
    seemed
     easy?
[21:23] Jashin
    Thanks, Sensei! Here I go!
[21:31] Jashin
    I'll show the whole universe my
    reclaimed pride as a noble of Hell!
[21:37] Jashin
    This is who Jashin-chan is!
[21:40] Jashin
    I'll protect my second hometown of Jinbocho,
[21:42] Jashin
    the spirit of my Jashin-chan Dropkick,
[21:44] Jashin
    and the hometown tax system!
[21:47] All
    Jashin-chan!
[21:54] Jashin
    Bring it on, sun. I'm the one you'll be fighting!
[21:58] Jashin
    Jashin-chan Dropkick X!
[22:01] Jashin
    The most precious thing in this world is...
[22:05] Jashin
    love!