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[01:30] Jashin
    Breakfast is served!
[01:37] Yurine
    Bread again today, huh?
[01:39] Jashin
    Just be grateful you get breakfast at all.
[01:42] Yurine
    Yeah, but we've been eating
    this same bread for a week now.
[01:46] Jashin
    Of course we have!
[01:48] Jashin
    It's the trade-in stickers
    on this bread that I'm after!
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    Super
    Buttery
    Rolls
SIGN    Super
    Buttery
    Rolls
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    Super
    Buttery
    Rolls
SIGN    Super
    Buttery
    Rolls
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    Super
    Buttery
    Rolls
SIGN    Super
    Buttery
    Rolls
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0
SIGN    Super Bread Promo Campaign
[01:52] Yurine
    You're collecting those?
[01:54] Jashin
    Well, it's not the stickers
    themselves I'm collecting.
[01:57] Yurine
    Yeah, okay...
[01:59] Yurine
    And? What do you get once you have enough?
[02:03] Jashin
    Well, actually...
[02:04] Yurine
    Actually?
[02:06] Jashin
    Get this!
[02:07] Jashin
    Anyone who gets enough stickers
SIGN    Tibetan
    Sand Fox
[02:10] Jashin
    will receive this Tibetan sand fox tote bag!
SIGN    Tibetan
    Sand Fox
SIGN    Tibetan
    Sand Fox
SIGN    Tibetan
    Sand Fox
SIGN    Tibetan
    Sand Fox
SIGN    Tibetan
    Sand Fox
SIGN    Tibetan
    Sand Fox
SIGN    Tibetan
    Sand Fox
[02:16] Jashin
    What?! Yurine's looking at me with
    an expression like a Tibetan sand fox!
[02:20] Jashin
    You can see the thirst in her eyes!
[02:22] Jashin
    Why is she looking at me like that?!
[02:27] Yurine
    Okay, I guess. So we'll be eating
    this bread for a while, then.
[02:31] Yurine
    How many points do you need, anyway?
[02:34] Jashin
    Fifteen points.
[02:36] Yurine
    Fifteen points?!
[02:37] Yurine
    And one bag gets you one point?
[02:39] Yurine
    This'll take forever.
[02:41] Jashin
    It's all for the Tibetan sand fox.
[02:43] Jashin
    You have to do your best to eat it, too!
[02:45] Yurine
    All right, fine.
[02:47] Yurine
    I guess it's, okay since it's cute.
[02:49] Jashin
    You really do get it, Yurine!
[02:52] Jashin
    Here, pack some of these for your lunch!
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    Super
    Buttery
    Rolls
SIGN    Super
    Buttery
    Rolls
[02:54] Yurine
    No way.
[03:03] Yurine
    Good morning.
[03:05] Pino
    Oh, Hanazono-san. Good morning.
[03:07] Yurine
    See you later.
[03:08] Pino
    Have a good day.
[03:09] TV
    Therefore, I want everyone to know that
    horsetail shoots grow beneath horsetails,
[03:14] TV
    are shaped like brushes, and are edible.
[03:18] TV
    Wait, that's not right.
[03:19] TV
    Coming back to the topic, aren't those
    straw sacks the things we store rice in?
[03:24] TV
    So I would weave them out
    of straw. That's what I'm saying.
[03:25] Jashin
    I'm tired of the Wide Show.
[03:27] TV
    Back in my day, whenever us kids went to town,
[03:28] Jashin
    I have nothing else to do
    after Yurine leaves, though.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Volume
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Channel
SIGN    Sound
SIGN    Mute
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    TV Guide
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Home
[03:30] ---
    we'd find horsetail shoots and eat them.
[03:32] TV
    But you can't weave sacks
    from horsetail shoots!
[03:35] TV
    Am I wrong? They're too short to—
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Volume
SIGN    m 0 0 l -16 0 l -16 6 l 0 11 l 16 6 l 16 0
SIGN    Live Morning TV!
SIGN    Live Morning TV!
SIGN    Heated Debate!

[03:49] Jashin
    What the heck are they doing?
SIGN    m 0 0 l -16 0 l -16 6 l 0 11 l 16 6 l 16 0
SIGN    Live Morning TV!
SIGN    Live Morning TV!
SIGN    Heated Debate!
[03:53] Jashin
    With the sound off,
    I have no idea what's going on!
SIGN    m 0 0 l -16 0 l -16 6 l 0 11 l 16 6 l 16 0
SIGN    Live Morning TV!
SIGN    Live Morning TV!
SIGN    Heated Debate!
[04:01] Jashin
    Now this is interesting!
SIGN    Beth
[04:12] Jashin
    Roll, roll, roll, roll...
[04:15] Jashin
    Roll, roll, roll, roll...
[04:17] Jashin
    Roll, roll, roll...
[04:19] Jashin
    Well, no use in rolling around all day.
[04:23] Jashin
    I'll do some chores to work up an appetite.
[04:26] Jashin
    All for the Tibetan sand fox!
[04:54] Jashin
    No better time for lunch
    than after the chores are done.
SIGN    I know you slept with him!
[05:00] TV
    I wanna get out of prison soon
    and watch Dropkick on My Devil*!
SIGN    Don't be tied down by common sense!
[05:04] TV
    Why would you wanna do that?
SIGN    Who decided monogamy was the only way?!
[05:06] TV
    Don't watch it. You can't stand gore, anyway.
SIGN    Okay, fine!
[05:08] TV
    Yeah, I know,
SIGN    Then, you can repent in Hell!
[05:11] TV
    but I like Poporon-chan and Pino-chan.
[05:13] TV
    I love them!
[05:16] TV
    You left out Pekola!
[05:18] TV
    I forgot about her.
SIGN    You didn't turn to look back at me!
    I was so sad!
[05:20] TV
    Did you actually contribute*
    to the crowdfunding?
SIGN    I knew . . .
[05:24] TV
    Of course I did.
SIGN    But I . . .
[05:25] TV
    The Pekola package was the only option.
SIGN    I have hemorrhoids!
SIGN    You mean you're a bottom?!
[05:28] TV
    Then you should be supporting Pekola!
[05:30] TV
    I will!
SIGN    To Be Continued
[05:33] Jashin
    I end up watching this
    foreign drama every week.
[05:36] Jashin
    We could totally do a live-action
    Dropkick on My Devil if we ever got the offer.
[05:41] Jashin
    I'd prefer to have Momoe-chan play me,
[05:44] Jashin
    but I've been negotiating for
    1,000 Years-san and 4,000 Years-san, too.
[05:48] Jashin
    Just waiting for someone to make an offer!
[05:53] TV
    I am the Pigeon Baron!
[05:55] TV
    I'm super evil!
[05:57] TV
    And the super evil Pigeon Baron is here
[05:59] TV
    to tell you that it's 3:00!
[06:01] Jashin
    The Pigeon Baron's so badass.
[06:03] Jashin
    He's so damn cool. I wanna be like him.
[06:08] Jashin
    Wait! 3:00! It's snack time!
[06:15] Jashin
    Yum.
[06:16] Jashin
    But eating this same bread
    every few hours is getting old.
[06:22] Jashin
    I wonder if this is how that four-eyed kid
    who ate all the Memory Bread felt...
[06:29] Jashin
    I want that tote bag, though!
[06:31] Jashin
    And I don't want to use online
    auctions or marketplace apps!
[06:33] Jashin
    I want to get it on my own!
[06:35] Jashin
    But I can't just keep the stickers
    and throw away the bread!
[06:40] Jashin
    I can't have a repeat of that
    tragic chocolate incident!
[06:43] Jashin
    People who waste food are fools!
[06:45] Jashin
    I'll never forgive those jerks who thought
    they could just throw money around!
[06:49] Jashin
    Think! Isn't there a more
    effective way to get points?!
[06:54] Jashin
    Oh, of course. I'll just get them to help.
[06:59] Minos
    Sure!
[07:00] Minos
    I like this bread, anyway. I'll help you.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Them
[07:03] Minos
    Nothing beats one of these with a glass
    of milk after a day of delivering milk!
[07:08] Minos
    Right?
[07:08] Jashin
    I really appreciate it.
SIGN    I can't eat as many as you do.
[07:13] Minos
    You'll never get stronger that way!
[07:15] Medusa
    I'd like to help you, too,
[07:18] Medusa
    but they don't sell that bread in Hell.
[07:20] Jashin
    So buy it in the human realm. By the box.
[07:23] Medusa
    By the box?
[07:24] Jashin
    Take this one for starters!
[07:26] Jashin
    I'll be calling to make sure
    you're actually eating it!
[07:29] Jashin
    Send me photos to prove it, too!
[07:31] Medusa
    B-But this bread has a lot
    of calories, so I'd gain weight...
[07:35] Medusa
    Okay, okay...
[07:37] Jashin
    All right, I'm counting on all of you!
[07:43] Jashin
    That should make it
    a little easier to get enough.
[07:46] Jashin
    Pretty soon, I'll have
    a whole sheet filled in!
SIGN    Super Bread Promo Campaign
SIGN    Get a Tibetan Sand Fox Tote Bag!
SIGN    Place your stickers on this sheet !
[07:50] Jashin
    But I need one to use, one to save,
[07:51] Jashin
    Tibetan
    Sand Fox
[07:52] Jashin
    Tibetan
    Sand Fox
[07:53] Jashin
    Tibetan
    Sand Fox
[07:53] Jashin
    and one to look at,
    meaning I'll need three in total.
[07:56] Jashin
    I gotta go buy more bread!
[07:58] Jashin
    Oh, I know. I'll get her to help, too.
[08:04] Pekola
    Y-You're really giving all of this to me?
[08:07] Jashin
    Sure.
[08:09] Jashin
    Just make sure you don't throw
    away the stickers on the bags.
[08:12] Pekola
    That won't be a problem!
[08:13] Pekola
    Wow, so much bread for me!
[08:15] Pekola
    I'll save so much money! Thank you!
[08:18] Jashin
    See ya, Tajiri. Don't forget to worship me.
[08:22] Jashin
    Get on your hands and knees and
    thank me with your entire body and soul.
[08:26] Jashin
    I am your evil god!
[08:29] Pekola
    God? Aren't you a devil?
[08:32] Pekola
    Still...
SIGN    Super
    Buttery
    Rolls
SIGN    Super
    Buttery
    Rolls
[08:33] Pekola
    She gave all this to me,
    the homeless angel shivering in the park...
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SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
[08:37] Pekola
    She's a devil performing
    the charity of an angel.
[08:40] Pekola
    I'll just offer a casual prayer
    asking God to bless you.
[08:46] Pekola
    I hope the other angels
    aren't watching me right now...
[08:51] DevilA
    Tajiri, yer out!
[08:55] Pekola
    My name is not Tajiri!
[08:57] DevilA
    Genesis
[08:59] DevilA
    So...
[09:00] DevilA
    With everyone's help,
    she collected lots of stickers,
[09:04] DevilA
    and a few months later...
[09:05] Jashin
    It's finally here!
[09:08] Jashin
    I've really been stretching
    my neck out waiting for this!
[09:13] Jashin
    One to use, one to save, and one to look at!
[09:16] Jashin
    Three in all!
[09:22] Yurine
    What's wrong?
[09:23] ---
    Tibetan
    Sand Fox
[09:25] Jashin
    I was obsessed with this thing
    when I was collecting the points,
[09:28] Jashin
    but now that I have it, I feel nothing.
[09:32] Jashin
    In fact, it feels like all of it...
[09:35] Jashin
    ...was in vain!
[09:38] Yurine
    You're saying this after all you
    put us through to help you?
[09:43] Yurine
    But I guess I can understand how
    the collection process itself is fun.
[09:49] Jashin
    I wasted all that time and money!
[09:54] Yurine
    Sheesh.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    A Few Days Later
SIGN    Tibetan
SIGN    Sand
SIGN    Fox
[09:58] Jashin
    This time, you can get a
    Tibetan sand fox plate!
SIGN    Tibetan
SIGN    Sand
SIGN    Fox
SIGN    Tibetan
SIGN    Sand
SIGN    Fox
SIGN    Tibetan
SIGN    Sand
SIGN    Fox
SIGN    Tibetan
SIGN    Sand
SIGN    Fox
SIGN    Tibetan
SIGN    Sand
SIGN    Fox
SIGN    Tibetan
SIGN    Sand
SIGN    Fox
[10:02] Jashin
    The item to buy is cup ramen!
[10:04] Jashin
    We're all gonna be eating lots of ramen!
[10:06] All
    You didn't learn a thing.
[10:14] Pekola
    So grateful! So grateful!
[10:22] Jashin
    Beth! Devil fusion time!
[10:27] Jashin
    Scoot, scoot, scoot...
[10:37] Fusion
    Nice to meet ya.
SIGN    Fus
SIGN    ion
[10:40] Yurine
    I have all these pouches and tote
    bags that came free with magazines.
[10:44] Jashin
    Why'd you buy them if
    you're not going to use them?
[10:47] Yurine
    You're one to talk.
[10:49] Yurine
    Something just made me
    feel compelled to buy them.
[10:52] Yurine
    Remember what I said
    before the commercials?
[10:53] Yurine
    The collection process itself is fun.
[10:56] Jashin
    Oh, for sure. I totally get that.
[11:00] Yurine
    I always notice the
    smell these freebies have.
[11:06] Jashin
    Let me try.
[11:10] Jashin
    Th-That's a unique smell...
[11:14] Medusa
    Oh, isn't this...
[11:19] Jashin
    What is it?
[11:21] Jashin
    It feels familiar, for some reason.
[11:24] Jashin
    Like something I smelled a long
    time ago, when I was a little kid...
SIGN    100 YEN Shop
SIGN    Inverted
SIGN    Cross
SIGN    — Several Thousand Years Ago - Hell —
[11:31] Jashin
    What should I buy?
[11:34] Jashin
    Medusa, this is really cool!
[11:37] Medusa
    Wow, it looks strong!
SIGN    Yokozuna
[11:39] Jashin
    I bet this is really valuable!
[11:42] Medusa
    I think it's just 100 yen.
[11:44] Jashin
    Huh?
[11:45] Medusa
    I mean, this is a 100 yen shop.
[11:47] Jashin
    Oh, yeah!
SIGN    Dog
SIGN    Dog
[11:49] Medusa
    This is cute!
[11:51] Jashin
    Really? You think so?
[11:53] Medusa
    Yeah! It's super cute!
[11:55] Minos
    Let me see.
[11:56] Minos
    Aw, looks nice.
[11:58] Medusa
    Right? I'm getting this!
[12:00] Jashin
    I see! Okay, then, I'll buy it for you!
[12:04] Medusa
    What? Really?
[12:05] Minos
    You, Jashin-chan? For real?
[12:07] Minos
    Do you have the money?
[12:09] Jashin
    It's 100 yen. Of course I have that.
[12:12] Medusa
    Thanks, Jashin-chan!
[12:14] Medusa
    I'll use it as a pencil case!
SIGN    Year 3 Pazuzu Class
SIGN    — The Next Day —
[12:16] Goblin
    Gross!
[12:18] Goblin
    Medusa's pencil case stinks!
[12:21] Goblin
    It smells like cheap plastic!
[12:24] Goblin
    Like, it reeks!
[12:26] Ganesha
    Gross!
[12:28] Skull
    And it says "Dog" on it!
[12:34] Jashin
    I bought yakisoba bread
    from the school store.
[12:39] Jashin
    What's wrong?
[12:41] Medusa
    Jashin-chan...
[12:42] Medusa
    The boys said my pencil case stinks...
[12:47] Jashin
    What?!
[12:48] Medusa
    And they laughed
    because it says "Dog" on it...
[12:51] Jashin
    Say what?!
[12:52] Jashin
    Who was it?!
[12:54] Jashin
    Who said her pencil case stinks?!
[12:59] Jashin
    Wait, it does stink!
SIGN    Dog
[13:00] Jashin
    Also, "Dog"? It just says "Dog"!
[13:04] Jashin
    Wait... So what if it does?!
[13:07] Jashin
    Who cares?!
[13:08] Jashin
    Get out here!
[13:10] Jashin
    Was it you?!
[13:11] Jashin
    Was it you?!
[13:12] Jashin
    Who was it, damn it?!
[13:14] Jashin
    Who was it?!
SIGN    Beef
[13:16] Minos
    I'm glad I was able to buy a beef burger.
[13:18] Jashin
    Show yourself, you coward!
[13:21] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, it's okay, really!
[13:23] Minos
    Hey, calm down!
[13:24] Medusa
    C'mon...
[13:24] Jashin
    It is not okay!
[14:28] Yurine
    It actually got that bad?
[14:31] Jashin
    It really pissed me off at
    the time, for some reason.
[14:34] Yurine
    You're always so mean to Medusa,
[14:37] Yurine
    but when other people
    do it, you go off on them.
[14:40] Medusa
    Jashin-chan's actually very kind at heart!
[14:44] Jashin
    I-I am not! There's not one
    measly shred of kindness in me!
[14:48] Jashin
    I'm a devil, remember?
[14:50] Jashin
    I just couldn't sit around and let them
    make fun of something I bought for you.
[14:57] Jashin
    What?! You got a problem with that?!
[15:00] Yurine
    Nope.
[15:01] Yurine
    Okay, then, here.
[15:03] Yurine
    If the smell means that much to you,
    then you two can have them all.
[15:07] Jashin
    I don't want these! You just can't
    be bothered to throw them away!
[15:10] Medusa
    You know, the smell of that pencil
    case went away over time as I used it.
[15:14] Jashin
    There you go, Yurine.
[15:16] Jashin
    So use 'em!
[15:19] Mei
    Monolith!
[15:21] Mei
    You're so black and square!
[15:23] Mei
    So kwoote! Yes!
[15:40] Imp
    It's 7:00.
[15:44] Medusa
    Oh, right...
[15:46] Medusa
    Good morning.
[15:52] Medusa
    Who was that, anyway?
[15:56] Medusa
    Mornings in Hell are a lot darker
    than mornings in the human realm.
[16:02] Medusa
    I like mornings in the human realm better.
[16:07] Medusa
    Today's my birthday.
[16:10] Medusa
    I hope something good happens!
[16:29] DevilA
    Whoa, hey... Is this for real?
[16:31] DevilA
    I forgot to start recording...
[16:33] Tsuchinoko
    Where's my fan service scene?
[16:35] Tsuchinoko
    Hey! Why am I blurred?!
[16:36] DevilA
    We can't show that.
    It's a little too extreme.
[16:37] Tsuchinoko
    Why?! Why?! I'm offering fanservice!
SIGN    Jashin-chan
[16:46] Medusa
    It's Jashin-chan.
[16:48] Medusa
    Could it be...
[16:49] Medusa
    Hello, Jashin-cha—
[16:52] Jashin
    Medusa! Hel—
[16:54] Medusa
    Jashin-chan?! What happened?!
SIGN    Mount Takao
SIGN    Mount Takao
SIGN    Takaosanguchi
    Station
SIGN    Takaosanguchi
    Station
SIGN    Takaosanguchi
    Station
[17:08] DevilA
    That's not "Takaoyamaguchi Station."
    It's read "Takaosanguchi Station."
[17:20] Medusa
    What could have happened to Jashin-chan?
[17:24] Medusa
    I'm on my way! Please be okay, Jashin-chan!
[17:32] Medusa
    Jashin-chan! What happened?!
[17:34] Yurine
    She blew all of our money on pachinko again.
[17:38] Jashin
    I was sure it was going to pay out today!
[17:40] Yurine
    I guess I'll really have
    to kill you this time.
[17:43] Jashin
    Help me!
[17:45] Medusa
    How much did you spend?
[17:47] Jashin
    Forty thousand...
[17:48] Medusa
    Oh, all right.
[17:52] Jashin
    Thanks!
SIGN    Sea Urchin
[17:58] Jashin
    My money!
SIGN    Sea Urchin
[18:00] Yurine
    You should be more worried about your hand!
SIGN    Sea Urchin
SIGN    Sea Urchin
SIGN    Sea Urchin
SIGN    Sea Urchin
SIGN    Sea Urchin
SIGN    Sea Urchin
SIGN    Sea Urchin
SIGN    Sea Urchin
SIGN    Sea Urchin
SIGN    Sea Urchin
SIGN    Sea Urchin
SIGN    Sea Urchin
SIGN    Sea Urchin
[18:29] Jashin
    If you pity me, give me money.
SIGN    Sea Urchin
SIGN    Sea Urchin
SIGN    Sea Urchin
SIGN    Sea Urchin
SIGN    Sea Urchin
[18:33] Jashin
    If you pity me, give me money!
[18:35] Jashin
    If you pity me, give me money!
[18:38] Jashin
    If you pity me, give me money!
[18:40] Jashin
    If you pity me, give me money!
[18:44] Jashin
    If you pity me, give me money!
[18:50] Jashin
    Medusa! Get the super glue!
SIGN    Sea Urchin
[18:54] Medusa
    Super glue!
[18:54] Medusa
    S-Stapler! Stapler!
[18:54] Jashin
    Hurry! Hurry, Medusa!
SIGN    Sticking
    Out
SIGN    Misaligned
[18:59] Medusa
    I glued it back on!
[19:00] Jashin
    Thanks.
[19:02] Yurine
    That money...
[19:03] Yurine
    You need to return it to Medusa.
[19:06] Jashin
    No!
[19:09] Medusa
    Jashin-chan regrets what
    she did! She really does!
[19:12] Yurine
    You're too soft, Medusa.
[19:13] Yurine
    If she regretted it, she wouldn't
    keep doing it over and over.
[19:17] Medusa
    But...
[19:19] Yurine
    Look at the time.
[19:21] Yurine
    I need to get going.
[19:24] Yurine
    Make sure you give that
    money back to Medusa.
[19:27] Yurine
    And do something about the
    money you burned through.
[19:34] Jashin
    Here's your money back.
[19:37] Medusa
    I'll loan it to you.
[19:38] Jashin
    Huh?
[19:39] Medusa
    Don't tell Yurine-san, okay?
[19:42] Jashin
    Medusa!
[19:45] Jashin
    Okay! I'll become a famous
    YouTuber and pay you back!
[19:49] Medusa
    Try to be realistic...
[19:51] Jashin
    Didn't you know that I'm already
    a well-known virtual YouTuber?
[19:56] Medusa
    All of that money goes
    toward administrative expenses.
[19:59] Medusa
    You'll never see any of it.
[20:03] Medusa
    Well, I'm going to head back now.
[20:05] Medusa
    I'll come again soon.
[20:07] Jashin
    Wait!
[20:09] Jashin
    Here.
[20:11] Jashin
    Here.
[20:13] Medusa
    Uh... what is it?
[20:15] Jashin
    Today is... you know... your...
[20:20] Medusa
    You remembered?
[20:23] Jashin
    Are you dumb?
[20:25] Jashin
    There's no way I'd forget.
[20:27] Jashin
    Here. Don't worry,
    I bought it with my own money.
[20:33] Medusa
    Jashin-chan...
[20:35] Medusa
    I was right! You really are kind!
[20:39] Jashin
    Like hell I am!
[20:40] Jashin
    I'm a devil, remember?!
[20:45] Jashin
    Happy birthday, Medusa.
[20:51] Medusa
    Thanks!
[20:59] Meduda
    Today was a great day!
[21:02] Medusa
    I wonder what Jashin-chan got for me.
SIGN    Costume
SIGN    Costume
SIGN    Costume
SIGN    Costume
SIGN    Ninja
SIGN    Super cool!
SIGN    From Jashin-chan
SIGN    From Jashin-chan
[22:50] (Flashback) Jashin
    I love you, Medusa!
[22:53] (Flashback) Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
SIGN    Dog
[23:10] Minos
    Okay, today, we're gonna run 666 laps between
    Jinbocho and Tokyo Station at full speed!
SIGN    Huh?! That'd be the same as running from here to Chitose, Hokkaido, and back!
SIGN    That's impossible!
[23:20] Minos
    No, you've gotta build up more,
[23:21] Minos
    or you'll never win the trail race
    from Toyama Bay to Suruga Bay!
SIGN    The one that crosses Japan from the Northern Alps to the Southern Alps,
SIGN    that covers 415 kilometers of altitude extremes and takes seven days to complete,
SIGN    famed worldwide for how grueling it is?! Who would run in that?!
[23:33] Minos
    You and me!
SIGN    Wh-What?!
[23:36] Minos
    I already entered us!