E11 - The Jinbocho Blood Donation Center

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[00:14] Lierre
    Sorry about this, Pino.
    The TV at the orphanage isn't working.
[00:17] Pino
    I-It's all right.
[00:19] Pino
    She's lying.
[00:20] Pino
    She came here so the two of us
    would be alone and she can kill me.
[00:25] Pino
    I need to use the bathroom.
[00:29] Lierre
    Pino?
[00:30] Lierre
    The bathroom's not that way.
[00:32] Pino
    I-I-I meant the bathroom outside...
[00:36] Lierre
    What's up with her?
[00:39] Lierre
    Oh, well. Time for Patra-chan!
SIGN    Patra
SIGN    Patra
SIGN    chan
SIGN    chan
[00:47] TV
    Patra-chan!
[00:49] Patra
    Hi!
[00:51] Baddie1
    You've caused us a lot of trouble.
[00:53] Baddie1
    Tell us the secret of Pyramid Power!
[00:56] Patra
    I'll never tell you!
[00:58] Horus
    Don't, Princess! If Pyramid Power falls
    into the wrong hands, the world's done for!
[01:02] Baddie2
    All right then. If we can't get it out of her,
    we'll have to get it out of you.
[01:07] Horus
    Huh?!
[01:08] Patra
    Fool! You know Horus will never tell you!
[01:10] Baddie1
    Then die.
[01:12] Horus
    F-Fine! I'll talk!
[01:13] Patra
    Come on!
[01:14] Horus
    Shut up! I'm scared! The fear's too much for me!
[01:18] Patra
    He's so useless.
[01:22] Lierre
    Patra-chan never disappoints. What a riot!
SIGN    To Be Continued
SIGN    The Patra
SIGN    Exhibition
    Is On!!
[01:27] Patra
    The Patra Exhibition is on!
SIGN    Eccentric
    Patra-chan
SIGN    Stop!
SIGN    The Patra
SIGN    Exhibition
    Is On!!
SIGN    Parents and children attending together
    will receive an Eccentric Patra-chan figure*!
SIGN    Parents and children attending together
    will receive an Eccentric Patra-chan figure!
[01:29] Patra
    Parents and children attending together*
    will receive an Eccentric Patra-chan figure!
SIGN    Eccentric
    Patra-chan
SIGN    Stop!
SIGN    Eccentric
    Patra-chan
SIGN    Stop!
SIGN    Eccentric
    Patra-chan
SIGN    Stop!
SIGN    Eccentric
    Patra-chan
SIGN    Stop!
SIGN    Eccentric
    Patra-chan
SIGN    Stop!
SIGN    Eccentric
    Patra-chan
SIGN    Stop!
[01:35] Lierre
    A free Eccentric Patra-chan figure?!
[01:40] Lierre
    That's...
[01:42] Lierre
    I want it! No matter the cost, I want it!
[01:46] Lierre
    I have to go to the Patra-chan Exhibition!
[03:22] Lierre
    It's only for children accompanied by a
    parent, huh? So all I'm missing is a parent.
[03:28] Lierre
    And none of them look
    anything like parents.
[03:32] Yurine
    I'm not gonna be your mom.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Orphanage
    Iron Commando
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Orphanage
    Iron Commando
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Orphanage
    Iron Commando
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Orphanage
    Iron Commando
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Orphanage
    Iron Commando
[03:39] Lierre
    About the same there.
SIGN    Oh, Lierre. Where have you been?
[03:51] Hashira
    What?! But why?!
[03:54] Staff
    It's only for parents and
    children attending together.
[03:58] Hashira
    No way! But I'm here with my family!
[04:02] Staff
    Yes, well...
[04:04] Chiba
    See? I told you it wouldn't work!
[04:06] Chiba
    He's not my real dad!
    We don't look anything alike!
[04:10] Ozaki
    Shigeruko...
[04:13] Hashira
    You know what, miss? You're right.
[04:17] Hashira
    She and I aren't related by blood, it's true.
[04:21] Ozaki
    D-Dear...
[04:22] Hashira
    But I've always wanted
    to be a true father to her.
[04:28] Hashira
    There's not much I can do for her.
[04:31] Hashira
    This Eccentric Patra-chan figure is the
    first thing Shigeruko ever asked me for!
[04:36] Hashira
    So please, let me be her father!
[04:39] Hashira
    Give us this figure!
[04:40] Staff
    But...
[04:41] Hashira
    Give us the Patra-chan figure!
[04:43] Hashira
    I'll do anything for my little girl!
[04:46] Hashira
    I'm begging you!
[04:47] Ozaki
    Dear!
[04:48] Staff
    Sir...
[04:49] Hashira
    I'll grovel! I'll dance naked!
[04:52] Hashira
    I'll eat a live tarantula if you tell me to!
[04:55] Staff
    You don't need to do that!
[04:57] Hashira
    I can do it!
[04:58] Staff
    No, that's not what I...
[05:00] Chiba
    You...
[05:05] Chiba
    Eat it, then.
[05:07] Chiba
    If you're my dad, then eat this tarantula!
[05:25] Hashira
    Shigeruko, your dad ate the tarantula.
[05:29] Chiba
    Dad...
[05:31] Ozaki
    Dear!
[05:32] Staff
    Just yesterday, "Dad" was
    the one playing the child.
[05:41] Miku
    Where can I get Yukio-sensei's autograph?
[05:42] Staff
    Uh, ma'am! Leeks
    aren't allowed in here!
[05:45] Chiba
    I have more! Eat another one!
[05:47] Ozaki
    Dear...
[05:50] Lierre
    I got it!
SIGN    How nice.
[05:57] Lierre
    You have to act like
    my mom while we're here.
[06:01] Lierre
    We came to the Patra Exhibition
    as mother and child, remember?
SIGN    Yes, yes.
[06:07] Lierre
    Oh, they have Patra-chan goods on display!
SIGN    Awe
[06:10] Lierre
    I don't have this one.
[06:12] Lierre
    Oh, the author's autograph.
[06:14] Lierre
    Don't care.
[06:17] Persephone
    Lierre always did love childish things.
[06:28] Lierre
    A life-sized Patra-chan cutout!
[06:31] Lierre
    Meet
    Patra-chan!
[06:32] Lierre
    Persephone, would you take my picture?
SIGN    Aren't we mother and child? What child asks a favor of her mother like that?
[06:39] Lierre
    Huh?
[06:41] Girl
    Mommy, take my picture!
[06:43] Mom
    Okay.
SIGN    If you ask me like that, I'll take one for you.
[06:49] Lierre
    I can't talk like that!
SIGN    No photo with Patra-chan, then.
[07:05] Lierre
    Muh...
[07:06] Lierre
    Mommy, take my picture.
SIGN    How cute!
SIGN    Okay, I'm taking it.
[07:17] Lierre
    It's all for Patra-chan!
[07:26] Medusa
    Morning, Minos!
[07:28] Minos
    Morning!
[07:30] Medusa
    We have our health exams
    and combat ability tests today.
[07:34] Medusa
    I hate this day. My combat ability's so low.
[07:37] Minos
    You don't have to feel bad about that!
[07:41] Minos
    There's hardly ever any
    fighting in Hell anymore.
[07:44] Minos
    The health exam is more important!
[07:48] Minos
    By the way, what's that line
     you've got next to you?
[07:54] Jashin
    Heya.
[07:57] Jashin
    I was prepping my body for the
    health exam, and I ended up like this.
[08:03] Jashin
    To lose weight, I shadow-boxed in
    a sauna while wearing a sauna suit,
[08:07] Jashin
    ate only one tomato a day every day,
[08:10] Jashin
    and didn't drink any liquids at all.
[08:12] Minos
    You dork! You're not Chikaraishi!
[08:16] Medusa
    I said she should drink at least one glass
     and handed it to her, but she just dumped it.
SIGN    Smirk
SIGN    m 0 0 b 24 -9 54 -14 71 -14 b 103 -15 134 -13 153 -9 b 150 6 150 21 151 37 b 130 32 104 33 76 34 b 60 34 41 35 24 37 b 16 39 8 40 0 42
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SIGN    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 -1 2 -2 b 2 -2 2 -2 3 -2 b 4 -2 5 -2 6 -1 b 6 -1 7 0 7 1 b 7 2 7 2 7 3 b 7 4 7 4 6 5 b 5 6 4 6 3 6 b 2 6 2 5 1 5 b 1 5 0 6 0 6 b 0 5 -1 4 -1 3 b -1 2 -1 1 -1 0
SIGN    m 0 0 b 24 -9 54 -14 71 -14 b 103 -15 134 -13 153 -9 b 150 6 150 21 151 37 b 130 32 104 33 76 34 b 60 34 41 35 24 37 b 16 39 8 40 0 42
SIGN    m 0 0 b 24 -9 54 -14 71 -14 b 103 -15 134 -13 153 -9 b 150 6 150 21 151 37 b 130 32 104 33 76 34 b 60 34 41 35 24 37 b 16 39 8 40 0 42
SIGN    Hell School
[08:31] Medusa
    I'm 27 kilograms!
[08:33] Minos
    I'm 31 kilograms.
SIGN    Minos
SIGN    Minos
SIGN    Minos
SIGN    Minos
[08:35] Minos
    I'd like to put on a little more weight
    so I'll have a stronger punch.
SIGN    Minos
SIGN    Minos
[08:39] Minos
    You're a little too light, Medusa. Eat more.
[08:48] Jashin
    T-Two kilograms.
[08:51] Minos
    What made you like this?
[08:54] Jashin
    I gotta get into a lower weight
     class so I can fight Yafuki.
[08:57] Medusa
    You're so easily influenced by manga.
[09:00] Minos
    Yafuki doesn't weigh two kilograms.
[09:03] Jashin
    But now that I've been weighed,
    I can eat and drink all I want.
[09:10] Jashin
    F-First, some water...
[09:15] Jashin
    Water...
[09:17] Medusa
    You shouldn't drink so much so soon!
[09:26] Jashin
    Boy, that was embarrassing!
[09:28] Jashin
    My body couldn't accept me suddenly
    drinking all that water, and I passed out.
[09:28] Teacher
    Stand up straight. I need to measure you.
[09:32] Minos
    Minos
[09:32] Minos
    Seriously, you're gonna die
    one day if you're not careful.
[09:35] Jashin
    Nah, if I died, the anime
    and manga would both end.
[09:38] Minos
    Minos
[09:38] Jashin
    It's fine, it's fine!
[09:38] Minos
    Minos
[09:42] Teacher
    Medusa-san, you're 130 centimeters.
[09:44] Teacher
    Minos-san, you're 135 centimeters.
[09:52] Teacher
    Jashin-chan-san, you're...
[09:54] Teacher
    about two meters?
[09:57] Jashin
    Yay! I'm top of the class!
[10:00] Jashin
    I'm the tallest and the
    lightest in our class!
[10:02] Jashin
    These guys are just so tiny!
SIGN    Don't cheat, Jashin-chan. Just get measured at your normal height.
[10:09] Jashin
    My tail counts toward my height!
SIGN    Last of all, we have the combat ability test.
SIGN    You'll each fight a slime to determine your combat abilities.
[10:23] Jashin
    I'll beat it to a pulp with my killer move!
SIGN    Come with me, Jashin-chan.
[10:28] Jashin
    Huh?
SIGN    Devils measuring over two meters tall...
SIGN    have to fight a cyclops.
[10:34] Jashin
    Huh?! Wait, uh, I don't...
[10:37] Jashin
    I-I'm fine just fighting a slime!
SIGN    Sorry, but you can't.
SIGN    Jashin-chan...
SIGN    Good luck.
[11:07] Voice
    Please begin.
[11:13] Jashin
    Th-This isn't a combat ability test!
    If I fight this thing, I'll die!
[11:20] Jashin
    What kind of school is this?!
    This shouldn't be allowed at a school!
[11:24] Jashin
    I'm gonna complain to
    the board of education!
[11:30] Jashin
    Who are you groaning at, you jerk?!
[11:35] Jashin
    That didn't do a thing to him.
[11:38] Jashin
    And I haven't eaten, so I have no strength.
[11:41] Jashin
    I have no choice.
[11:43] Jashin
    I'll finish this with my killer move!
[11:46] Jashin
    Dropkick!
[11:50] Voice
    KO!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Brains
    Leaking
    Out
[11:53] Voice
    You lose.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Brains
    Leaking
    Out
[12:01] Jashin
    I don't know this ceiling...
[12:04] Medusa
    Oh, you're awake?
[12:06] Medusa
    You're in the nurse's office.
[12:08] Minos
    Are you okay?
[12:09] Jashin
    Ow... I got my butt kicked.
[12:13] Minos
    Yeah, your brains were oozing out.
[12:15] Jashin
    It's cruel to make a
    student fight that thing.
SIGN    It's your own fault for cheating, Chikaraishi.
[12:21] Jashin
    I'll never cheat again.
[12:26] Jashin
    I totally could've beaten that cyclops!
[12:29] Jashin
    But I was so hungry...
[12:32] Jashin
    My stomach growled.
SIGN    Would you like to eat at my house today?
SIGN    I made curry.
[12:39] Jashin
    Yay!
[12:40] Medusa
    Sensei, you're getting
    married soon, aren't you?
[12:43] Minos
    It's so cool that you're
    marrying the King of Hell!
[12:46] Jashin
    I'll be checking to make sure that old Hades
    is well-off enough to be worthy of you!
SIGN    Children don't need to worry about things like that!
SIGN    Diary of
    Evil Deeds
SIGN    Year 3
SIGN    Pazuzu Class
SIGN    Jashin-chan
SIGN    Faked my height!!
[13:00] Jashin
    This brings back memories.
SIGN    Dropkicked
     a cyclops!
SIGN    Dropkicked
     a cyclops!
SIGN    Dropkicked
    a cyclops!
[13:04] Jashin
    I can't show you the other
    pages! They're too evil!
[13:11] Jashin
    Wow, even when I was little,
    I was always a bad girl!
[13:16] Jashin
    And I was so pointy, I could stab anyone.
[13:19] Jashin
    Of course, Sensei was pretty impressive, too.
[13:22] Jashin
    Even if those were the rules,
    she was way too ruthless.
SIGN    Blood Donation Center
[13:30] Jashin
    Was there always a blood
    donation center here?
SIGN    Blood Donation Center
[13:33] Jashin
    And it's pretty cool-looking.
SIGN    Type
SIGN    Type
SIGN    Type
SIGN    Type
SIGN    Crisis
[13:36] Jashin
    The need for all blood
    types is at crisis level?
[13:39] Jashin
    Okay!
[13:40] Jashin
    I'm gonna do something good today
    to cancel out all my evil deeds!
[13:46] Jashin
    Anybody home?
[13:48] Jashin
    I'd like to donate.
    Do you accept devil blood?
[13:52] Jashin
    That's hot!
[13:54] Jashin
    Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
[13:55] Ecute
    Leave.
[13:58] Ecute
    I have no need of blood
     that isn't from a human.
[14:01] Jashin
    Hey! What'd you do that for?!
     You burned my tail!
[14:05] Jashin
    I came here to donate, and you repay
    my generosity with belligerence!
[14:09] Jashin
    You call yourself blood
     donation center staff?!
[14:12] Jashin
    Wait...
[14:13] Jashin
    Are you from Hell?
[14:15] Jashin
    Actually, you're a vampire, aren't you?
[14:19] Ecute
    Correct.
[14:20] Ecute
    I'd heard devils and angels
     resided in this town.
[14:24] Ecute
    You must be one of them.
[14:26] Ecute
    This is a sacred place to
    the noble vampire clan.
[14:29] Ecute
    Common devils such as yourself
    are not permitted here.
[14:33] Jashin
    Excuse me?!
[14:34] Jashin
    Since when is the vampire clan so noble?
[14:36] Jashin
    I hate you guys. You always act like
    you're better than everyone else!
[14:40] Ecute
    We aren't acting.
     We are better than everyone else.
[14:44] Ecute
    Especially me.
[14:46] Ecute
    Because...
[14:47] Ecute
    I am the vampire princess who governs
    the Transylvania Family of Hell,
[14:52] Ecute
    the cutest, smartest, and most
    noble being in Hell, Ecute-sama!
[14:57] Ecute
    I am also the head of the Jinbocho
    branch of this donation center.
[15:02] Ecute
    I am not merely "staff."
[15:04] Jashin
    Hm, my apps could probably
    be organized a little better.
[15:07] Jashin
    I'd rather not have any apps on
    my home screen if I can avoid it.
[15:11] Ecute
    A very important being just introduced
    herself to you! Pay attention!
[15:16] Jashin
    Okay, Princess, to thank you for your
    lovely introduction, I'll introduce myself.
[15:21] Jashin
    I'm the daughter of the top VIP at what
    is basically Hell's Ministry of Agriculture...
[15:27] Jashin
    The intelligent and pretty
    Jashin-chan of the proud devil nobility!
[15:32] Jashin
    I'm also the most loved, adored,
    and popular being in this town!
[15:36] Jashin
    An eye for an eye, you stupid brat!
[15:41] Ecute
    H-Hey! That was dangerous!
[15:44] Ecute
    I am but a fragile, transient little girl!
[15:49] Jashin
    You use way too many
    descriptive words for yourself.
[15:53] Jashin
    What's wrong?
[15:54] Ecute
    I can't get up. Help me.
[15:56] Jashin
    Huh?
[15:58] Ecute
    I am very weak!
[16:01] Jashin
    You act all important, and
    you're weak? That's just sad!
[16:04] Jashin
    All right, fine.
[16:06] Ecute
    An opening!
[16:07] Ecute
    Fool!
[16:08] Ecute
    I'm actually very strong, but I pretended
    to be weak so you'd let your guard down!
[16:11] Eccentric
    Soft and Airy Milk Punch!
[16:24] Jashin
    You really are weak.
[16:28] Jashin
    Wow, so there's finally someone
    weaker than me in this story now.
[16:32] Jashin
    It sure feels great not
    being on the bottom rung!
[16:37] Jashin
    Now, let me ask you something.
[16:40] Jashin
    Why did a vampire set up a
    blood donation center in my town?
[16:44] Jashin
    What are you after?
[16:46] Ecute
    Save me, Atre! Atre, are you here?!
[16:52] Atre
    You called, Princess?
SIGN    Blood Donation Center
SIGN    Blood Donation Center
[16:57] DevilA
    It's commonly believed that
    vampires are weak to sunlight, fire,
[17:01] DevilA
    crosses, garlic, silver bullets,
     and flowing water.
[17:09] DevilA
    That's a lot of weaknesses.
[17:11] Atre
    It seems the princess
    used her projectile attack,
[17:14] Atre
    Light and Fluffy Strawberry Flambé, on you.
[17:18] Atre
    I apologize profusely for her rudeness.
[17:18] Jashin
    Light and Fluffy?
[17:21] Atre
    Princess...
[17:26] Atre
    Why the hell'd ya go attackin'
    someone livin' an honest life, moron?!
[17:29] Atre
    Ya think ya can cause trouble
    for other denizens of Hell
[17:32] Atre
    and still call yerself a vampire princess?!
[17:35] Atre
    Apologize right now!
[17:37] Ecute
    Forgive me! Please forgive me!
[17:40] Atre
    Go ahead, Princess.
[17:42] Atre
    The princess will now
    cut off her finger to atone.
[17:45] Atre
    Please take her finger home
    with you as an apology.
[17:48] Jashin
    Uh, really, there's no need for that...
[17:52] Jashin
    You've really got it rough, huh?
[17:55] Atre
    Allow me to introduce myself.
[17:57] Atre
    I am the princess's educator,
     Atre of the vampire clan.
[18:03] Jashin
    I'm Jashin-chan of the proud devil nobility!
[18:06] Atre
    Jashin-dono, you say?
[18:08] Jashin
    That's Jashin-chan-dono!
[18:10] Jashin
    Why did you set up a blood
    donation center in Jinbocho?
[18:13] Jashin
    I asked the princess, but she brushed
    me off, so I want you to tell me.
[18:18] Atre
    Then, let us discuss it over tea.
[18:22] Jashin
    Ooh! Fresh Moon and Daimaru-yaki!
[18:25] Jashin
    These are so good! You guys like them, too?
[18:28] Atre
    Yes.
[18:29] Jashin
    Chow time!
[18:30] Atre
    Ordinarily, vampires have no need
    for any food other than blood,
[18:35] Atre
    but we do enjoy experiencing
    the flavors of food.
[18:38] Ecute
    Delicious!
[18:40] Atre
    So we thought...
[18:42] Atre
    If we attack humans to drink their blood,
    it will invite conflict with Heaven.
[18:47] Atre
    So why not simply open
    a blood donation center,
[18:50] Atre
    and have the humans bring
    their blood to us themselves?
[18:53] Ecute
    And the humans get to feel
    they've done good by donating blood.
[18:57] Ecute
    It's two birds with one stone.
[18:59] Jashin
    You say that like you're doing them a favor,
    but you're just tricking them, y'know.
[19:04] Atre
    That is why we vampires are now building
    blood donation centers all over Japan.
[19:11] Jashin
    It's not just the one in this town?
[19:14] Jashin
    And you're the head of the
    Jinbocho branch, Princess?
[19:17] Ecute
    Tee-hee!
[19:18] Ecute
    Just so you know, there's a reason why
    I personally became the head of this branch.
[19:24] Ecute
    I am searching for a certain human.
[19:27] Jashin
    A human?
[19:28] Ecute
    Rumor has it a human who has
    tamed both devils and angels,
[19:31] Ecute
    who goes by the name of
    Hanazono Yurine, lives in this town.
[19:35] Jashin
    H-Hanazono Yurine?!
[19:37] Ecute
    You know her?
[19:39] Jashin
    Nope...
[19:41] Jashin
    For now, I'll just
    pretend I don't know her.
[19:44] Ecute
    I see.
[19:46] Jashin
    And, um... What's your
    business with this human?
[19:49] Atre
    Our king wants her to ally with our clan.
[19:53] Ecute
    I want to bring the human back
    with me to help my father!
[19:58] Ecute
    If she has attracted the attention
    of both devils and angels,
[20:01] Ecute
    she must be truly brilliant!
[20:04] Jashin
    Huh. I see.
[20:07] Jashin
    Well, I guess it's time for me to get going.
[20:10] Atre
    You have to leave so soon?
[20:12] Jashin
    If you don't take devil blood,
    I can't donate, right?
[20:16] Jashin
    So bye.
[20:19] Ecute
    What came over her all of a sudden?
[20:22] Atre
    Perhaps she remembered
    some urgent business?
[20:30] Jashin
    You gotta be kidding me!
[20:32] Jashin
    They want Yurine to
    team up with the vampires?!
[20:35] Jashin
    If Yurine does that, she'll become immortal!
[20:38] Jashin
    Then I'll never make it back to Hell!
[20:41] Jashin
    I can't find Grimoire: Apocrypha anywhere,
    either. What would I do if I lost Yurine, too?!
[20:48] Jashin
    I have to kill Yurine before
    she can team up with them.
[20:53] Jashin
    No...
[20:54] Jashin
    If I kill her, the vampires
    will come after me!
[20:59] Jashin
    This is a real problem!
[21:01] Jashin
    Seriously, what am I supposed to do?!
[21:05] Jashin
    It's no use! I'm too dumb to think this much!
    Everything in my head's mashing together
[21:09] Jashin
    and I don't know what to do!
[21:14] Jashin
    That's right.
[21:17] Jashin
    There's no need to think about it right now.
SIGN    Life
    Theater
[21:25] Jashin
    I need to calm my mind.
SIGN    Life
    Theater
[21:29] Jashin
    Tell me what I should do, Life Theater!
[21:33] Jashin
    A quick pull will give me answers.
[23:10] Jashin
    Ah, well done making it this far, everyone!
[23:13] Jashin
    The third season of Dropkick
    on My Devil is finally ending!
[23:17] Jashin
    Wait, can I make it back to
    Hell in just one more episode?!
[23:21] Yurine
    Good question. Can you?
[23:24] Yurine
    Next time on Dropkick
    on My Devil!! X, episode 12:
[23:29] Yurine
    "Forever Dropkick."
    Look forward to it.
[23:33] Jashin
    "Forever"?
[23:35] Jashin
    That makes it sound like
    I'll never make it back...