E11 - The Jinbocho Blood Donation Center Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:14] Lierre     Sorry about this, Pino.     The TV at the orphanage isn't working. [00:17] Pino     I-It's all right. [00:19] Pino     She's lying. [00:20] Pino     She came here so the two of us     would be alone and she can kill me. [00:25] Pino     I need to use the bathroom. [00:29] Lierre     Pino? [00:30] Lierre     The bathroom's not that way. [00:32] Pino     I-I-I meant the bathroom outside... [00:36] Lierre     What's up with her? [00:39] Lierre     Oh, well. Time for Patra-chan! SIGN    Patra SIGN    Patra SIGN    chan SIGN    chan [00:47] TV     Patra-chan! [00:49] Patra     Hi! [00:51] Baddie1     You've caused us a lot of trouble. [00:53] Baddie1     Tell us the secret of Pyramid Power! [00:56] Patra     I'll never tell you! [00:58] Horus     Don't, Princess! If Pyramid Power falls     into the wrong hands, the world's done for! [01:02] Baddie2     All right then. If we can't get it out of her,     we'll have to get it out of you. [01:07] Horus     Huh?! [01:08] Patra     Fool! You know Horus will never tell you! [01:10] Baddie1     Then die. [01:12] Horus     F-Fine! I'll talk! [01:13] Patra     Come on! [01:14] Horus     Shut up! I'm scared! The fear's too much for me! [01:18] Patra     He's so useless. [01:22] Lierre     Patra-chan never disappoints. What a riot! SIGN    To Be Continued SIGN    The Patra SIGN    Exhibition     Is On!! [01:27] Patra     The Patra Exhibition is on! SIGN    Eccentric     Patra-chan SIGN    Stop! SIGN    The Patra SIGN    Exhibition     Is On!! SIGN    Parents and children attending together     will receive an Eccentric Patra-chan figure*! SIGN    Parents and children attending together     will receive an Eccentric Patra-chan figure! [01:29] Patra     Parents and children attending together*     will receive an Eccentric Patra-chan figure! SIGN    Eccentric     Patra-chan SIGN    Stop! SIGN    Eccentric     Patra-chan SIGN    Stop! SIGN    Eccentric     Patra-chan SIGN    Stop! SIGN    Eccentric     Patra-chan SIGN    Stop! SIGN    Eccentric     Patra-chan SIGN    Stop! SIGN    Eccentric     Patra-chan SIGN    Stop! [01:35] Lierre     A free Eccentric Patra-chan figure?! [01:40] Lierre     That's... [01:42] Lierre     I want it! No matter the cost, I want it! [01:46] Lierre     I have to go to the Patra-chan Exhibition! [03:22] Lierre     It's only for children accompanied by a     parent, huh? So all I'm missing is a parent. [03:28] Lierre     And none of them look     anything like parents. [03:32] Yurine     I'm not gonna be your mom. SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Orphanage     Iron Commando SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Orphanage     Iron Commando SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Orphanage     Iron Commando SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Orphanage     Iron Commando SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Orphanage     Iron Commando [03:39] Lierre     About the same there. SIGN    Oh, Lierre. Where have you been? [03:51] Hashira     What?! But why?! [03:54] Staff     It's only for parents and     children attending together. [03:58] Hashira     No way! But I'm here with my family! [04:02] Staff     Yes, well... [04:04] Chiba     See? I told you it wouldn't work! [04:06] Chiba     He's not my real dad!     We don't look anything alike! [04:10] Ozaki     Shigeruko... [04:13] Hashira     You know what, miss? You're right. [04:17] Hashira     She and I aren't related by blood, it's true. [04:21] Ozaki     D-Dear... [04:22] Hashira     But I've always wanted     to be a true father to her. [04:28] Hashira     There's not much I can do for her. [04:31] Hashira     This Eccentric Patra-chan figure is the     first thing Shigeruko ever asked me for! [04:36] Hashira     So please, let me be her father! [04:39] Hashira     Give us this figure! [04:40] Staff     But... [04:41] Hashira     Give us the Patra-chan figure! [04:43] Hashira     I'll do anything for my little girl! [04:46] Hashira     I'm begging you! [04:47] Ozaki     Dear! [04:48] Staff     Sir... [04:49] Hashira     I'll grovel! I'll dance naked! [04:52] Hashira     I'll eat a live tarantula if you tell me to! [04:55] Staff     You don't need to do that! [04:57] Hashira     I can do it! [04:58] Staff     No, that's not what I... [05:00] Chiba     You... [05:05] Chiba     Eat it, then. [05:07] Chiba     If you're my dad, then eat this tarantula! [05:25] Hashira     Shigeruko, your dad ate the tarantula. [05:29] Chiba     Dad... [05:31] Ozaki     Dear! [05:32] Staff     Just yesterday, "Dad" was     the one playing the child. [05:41] Miku     Where can I get Yukio-sensei's autograph? [05:42] Staff     Uh, ma'am! Leeks     aren't allowed in here! [05:45] Chiba     I have more! Eat another one! [05:47] Ozaki     Dear... [05:50] Lierre     I got it! SIGN    How nice. [05:57] Lierre     You have to act like     my mom while we're here. [06:01] Lierre     We came to the Patra Exhibition     as mother and child, remember? SIGN    Yes, yes. [06:07] Lierre     Oh, they have Patra-chan goods on display! SIGN    Awe [06:10] Lierre     I don't have this one. [06:12] Lierre     Oh, the author's autograph. [06:14] Lierre     Don't care. [06:17] Persephone     Lierre always did love childish things. [06:28] Lierre     A life-sized Patra-chan cutout! [06:31] Lierre     Meet     Patra-chan! [06:32] Lierre     Persephone, would you take my picture? SIGN    Aren't we mother and child? What child asks a favor of her mother like that? [06:39] Lierre     Huh? [06:41] Girl     Mommy, take my picture! [06:43] Mom     Okay. SIGN    If you ask me like that, I'll take one for you. [06:49] Lierre     I can't talk like that! SIGN    No photo with Patra-chan, then. [07:05] Lierre     Muh... [07:06] Lierre     Mommy, take my picture. SIGN    How cute! SIGN    Okay, I'm taking it. [07:17] Lierre     It's all for Patra-chan! [07:26] Medusa     Morning, Minos! [07:28] Minos     Morning! [07:30] Medusa     We have our health exams     and combat ability tests today. [07:34] Medusa     I hate this day. My combat ability's so low. [07:37] Minos     You don't have to feel bad about that! [07:41] Minos     There's hardly ever any     fighting in Hell anymore. [07:44] Minos     The health exam is more important! [07:48] Minos     By the way, what's that line      you've got next to you? [07:54] Jashin     Heya. [07:57] Jashin     I was prepping my body for the     health exam, and I ended up like this. [08:03] Jashin     To lose weight, I shadow-boxed in     a sauna while wearing a sauna suit, [08:07] Jashin     ate only one tomato a day every day, [08:10] Jashin     and didn't drink any liquids at all. [08:12] Minos     You dork! You're not Chikaraishi! [08:16] Medusa     I said she should drink at least one glass      and handed it to her, but she just dumped it. SIGN    Smirk SIGN    m 0 0 b 24 -9 54 -14 71 -14 b 103 -15 134 -13 153 -9 b 150 6 150 21 151 37 b 130 32 104 33 76 34 b 60 34 41 35 24 37 b 16 39 8 40 0 42 SIGN    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 -1 2 -2 b 2 -2 2 -2 3 -2 b 4 -2 5 -2 6 -1 b 6 -1 7 0 7 1 b 7 2 7 2 7 3 b 7 4 7 4 6 5 b 5 6 4 6 3 6 b 2 6 2 5 1 5 b 1 5 0 6 0 6 b 0 5 -1 4 -1 3 b -1 2 -1 1 -1 0 SIGN    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 -1 2 -2 b 2 -2 2 -2 3 -2 b 4 -2 5 -2 6 -1 b 6 -1 7 0 7 1 b 7 2 7 2 7 3 b 7 4 7 4 6 5 b 5 6 4 6 3 6 b 2 6 2 5 1 5 b 1 5 0 6 0 6 b 0 5 -1 4 -1 3 b -1 2 -1 1 -1 0 SIGN    m 0 0 b 24 -9 54 -14 71 -14 b 103 -15 134 -13 153 -9 b 150 6 150 21 151 37 b 130 32 104 33 76 34 b 60 34 41 35 24 37 b 16 39 8 40 0 42 SIGN    m 0 0 b 24 -9 54 -14 71 -14 b 103 -15 134 -13 153 -9 b 150 6 150 21 151 37 b 130 32 104 33 76 34 b 60 34 41 35 24 37 b 16 39 8 40 0 42 SIGN    Hell School [08:31] Medusa     I'm 27 kilograms! [08:33] Minos     I'm 31 kilograms. SIGN    Minos SIGN    Minos SIGN    Minos SIGN    Minos [08:35] Minos     I'd like to put on a little more weight     so I'll have a stronger punch. SIGN    Minos SIGN    Minos [08:39] Minos     You're a little too light, Medusa. Eat more. [08:48] Jashin     T-Two kilograms. [08:51] Minos     What made you like this? [08:54] Jashin     I gotta get into a lower weight      class so I can fight Yafuki. [08:57] Medusa     You're so easily influenced by manga. [09:00] Minos     Yafuki doesn't weigh two kilograms. [09:03] Jashin     But now that I've been weighed,     I can eat and drink all I want. [09:10] Jashin     F-First, some water... [09:15] Jashin     Water... [09:17] Medusa     You shouldn't drink so much so soon! [09:26] Jashin     Boy, that was embarrassing! [09:28] Jashin     My body couldn't accept me suddenly     drinking all that water, and I passed out. [09:28] Teacher     Stand up straight. I need to measure you. [09:32] Minos     Minos [09:32] Minos     Seriously, you're gonna die     one day if you're not careful. [09:35] Jashin     Nah, if I died, the anime     and manga would both end. [09:38] Minos     Minos [09:38] Jashin     It's fine, it's fine! [09:38] Minos     Minos [09:42] Teacher     Medusa-san, you're 130 centimeters. [09:44] Teacher     Minos-san, you're 135 centimeters. [09:52] Teacher     Jashin-chan-san, you're... [09:54] Teacher     about two meters? [09:57] Jashin     Yay! I'm top of the class! [10:00] Jashin     I'm the tallest and the     lightest in our class! [10:02] Jashin     These guys are just so tiny! SIGN    Don't cheat, Jashin-chan. Just get measured at your normal height. [10:09] Jashin     My tail counts toward my height! SIGN    Last of all, we have the combat ability test. SIGN    You'll each fight a slime to determine your combat abilities. [10:23] Jashin     I'll beat it to a pulp with my killer move! SIGN    Come with me, Jashin-chan. [10:28] Jashin     Huh? SIGN    Devils measuring over two meters tall... SIGN    have to fight a cyclops. [10:34] Jashin     Huh?! Wait, uh, I don't... [10:37] Jashin     I-I'm fine just fighting a slime! SIGN    Sorry, but you can't. SIGN    Jashin-chan... SIGN    Good luck. [11:07] Voice     Please begin. [11:13] Jashin     Th-This isn't a combat ability test!     If I fight this thing, I'll die! [11:20] Jashin     What kind of school is this?!     This shouldn't be allowed at a school! [11:24] Jashin     I'm gonna complain to     the board of education! [11:30] Jashin     Who are you groaning at, you jerk?! [11:35] Jashin     That didn't do a thing to him. [11:38] Jashin     And I haven't eaten, so I have no strength. [11:41] Jashin     I have no choice. [11:43] Jashin     I'll finish this with my killer move! [11:46] Jashin     Dropkick! [11:50] Voice     KO! SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Brains     Leaking     Out [11:53] Voice     You lose. SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Brains     Leaking     Out [12:01] Jashin     I don't know this ceiling... [12:04] Medusa     Oh, you're awake? [12:06] Medusa     You're in the nurse's office. [12:08] Minos     Are you okay? [12:09] Jashin     Ow... I got my butt kicked. [12:13] Minos     Yeah, your brains were oozing out. [12:15] Jashin     It's cruel to make a     student fight that thing. SIGN    It's your own fault for cheating, Chikaraishi. [12:21] Jashin     I'll never cheat again. [12:26] Jashin     I totally could've beaten that cyclops! [12:29] Jashin     But I was so hungry... [12:32] Jashin     My stomach growled. SIGN    Would you like to eat at my house today? SIGN    I made curry. [12:39] Jashin     Yay! [12:40] Medusa     Sensei, you're getting     married soon, aren't you? [12:43] Minos     It's so cool that you're     marrying the King of Hell! [12:46] Jashin     I'll be checking to make sure that old Hades     is well-off enough to be worthy of you! SIGN    Children don't need to worry about things like that! SIGN    Diary of     Evil Deeds SIGN    Year 3 SIGN    Pazuzu Class SIGN    Jashin-chan SIGN    Faked my height!! [13:00] Jashin     This brings back memories. SIGN    Dropkicked      a cyclops! SIGN    Dropkicked      a cyclops! SIGN    Dropkicked     a cyclops! [13:04] Jashin     I can't show you the other     pages! They're too evil! [13:11] Jashin     Wow, even when I was little,     I was always a bad girl! [13:16] Jashin     And I was so pointy, I could stab anyone. [13:19] Jashin     Of course, Sensei was pretty impressive, too. [13:22] Jashin     Even if those were the rules,     she was way too ruthless. SIGN    Blood Donation Center [13:30] Jashin     Was there always a blood     donation center here? SIGN    Blood Donation Center [13:33] Jashin     And it's pretty cool-looking. SIGN    Type SIGN    Type SIGN    Type SIGN    Type SIGN    Crisis [13:36] Jashin     The need for all blood     types is at crisis level? [13:39] Jashin     Okay! [13:40] Jashin     I'm gonna do something good today     to cancel out all my evil deeds! [13:46] Jashin     Anybody home? [13:48] Jashin     I'd like to donate.     Do you accept devil blood? [13:52] Jashin     That's hot! [13:54] Jashin     Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! [13:55] Ecute     Leave. [13:58] Ecute     I have no need of blood      that isn't from a human. [14:01] Jashin     Hey! What'd you do that for?!      You burned my tail! [14:05] Jashin     I came here to donate, and you repay     my generosity with belligerence! [14:09] Jashin     You call yourself blood      donation center staff?! [14:12] Jashin     Wait... [14:13] Jashin     Are you from Hell? [14:15] Jashin     Actually, you're a vampire, aren't you? [14:19] Ecute     Correct. [14:20] Ecute     I'd heard devils and angels      resided in this town. [14:24] Ecute     You must be one of them. [14:26] Ecute     This is a sacred place to     the noble vampire clan. [14:29] Ecute     Common devils such as yourself     are not permitted here. [14:33] Jashin     Excuse me?! [14:34] Jashin     Since when is the vampire clan so noble? [14:36] Jashin     I hate you guys. You always act like     you're better than everyone else! [14:40] Ecute     We aren't acting.      We are better than everyone else. [14:44] Ecute     Especially me. [14:46] Ecute     Because... [14:47] Ecute     I am the vampire princess who governs     the Transylvania Family of Hell, [14:52] Ecute     the cutest, smartest, and most     noble being in Hell, Ecute-sama! [14:57] Ecute     I am also the head of the Jinbocho     branch of this donation center. [15:02] Ecute     I am not merely "staff." [15:04] Jashin     Hm, my apps could probably     be organized a little better. [15:07] Jashin     I'd rather not have any apps on     my home screen if I can avoid it. [15:11] Ecute     A very important being just introduced     herself to you! Pay attention! [15:16] Jashin     Okay, Princess, to thank you for your     lovely introduction, I'll introduce myself. [15:21] Jashin     I'm the daughter of the top VIP at what     is basically Hell's Ministry of Agriculture... [15:27] Jashin     The intelligent and pretty     Jashin-chan of the proud devil nobility! [15:32] Jashin     I'm also the most loved, adored,     and popular being in this town! [15:36] Jashin     An eye for an eye, you stupid brat! [15:41] Ecute     H-Hey! That was dangerous! [15:44] Ecute     I am but a fragile, transient little girl! [15:49] Jashin     You use way too many     descriptive words for yourself. [15:53] Jashin     What's wrong? [15:54] Ecute     I can't get up. Help me. [15:56] Jashin     Huh? [15:58] Ecute     I am very weak! [16:01] Jashin     You act all important, and     you're weak? That's just sad! [16:04] Jashin     All right, fine. [16:06] Ecute     An opening! [16:07] Ecute     Fool! [16:08] Ecute     I'm actually very strong, but I pretended     to be weak so you'd let your guard down! [16:11] Eccentric     Soft and Airy Milk Punch! [16:24] Jashin     You really are weak. [16:28] Jashin     Wow, so there's finally someone     weaker than me in this story now. [16:32] Jashin     It sure feels great not     being on the bottom rung! [16:37] Jashin     Now, let me ask you something. [16:40] Jashin     Why did a vampire set up a     blood donation center in my town? [16:44] Jashin     What are you after? [16:46] Ecute     Save me, Atre! Atre, are you here?! [16:52] Atre     You called, Princess? SIGN    Blood Donation Center SIGN    Blood Donation Center [16:57] DevilA     It's commonly believed that     vampires are weak to sunlight, fire, [17:01] DevilA     crosses, garlic, silver bullets,      and flowing water. [17:09] DevilA     That's a lot of weaknesses. [17:11] Atre     It seems the princess     used her projectile attack, [17:14] Atre     Light and Fluffy Strawberry Flambé, on you. [17:18] Atre     I apologize profusely for her rudeness. [17:18] Jashin     Light and Fluffy? [17:21] Atre     Princess... [17:26] Atre     Why the hell'd ya go attackin'     someone livin' an honest life, moron?! [17:29] Atre     Ya think ya can cause trouble     for other denizens of Hell [17:32] Atre     and still call yerself a vampire princess?! [17:35] Atre     Apologize right now! [17:37] Ecute     Forgive me! Please forgive me! [17:40] Atre     Go ahead, Princess. [17:42] Atre     The princess will now     cut off her finger to atone. [17:45] Atre     Please take her finger home     with you as an apology. [17:48] Jashin     Uh, really, there's no need for that... [17:52] Jashin     You've really got it rough, huh? [17:55] Atre     Allow me to introduce myself. [17:57] Atre     I am the princess's educator,      Atre of the vampire clan. [18:03] Jashin     I'm Jashin-chan of the proud devil nobility! [18:06] Atre     Jashin-dono, you say? [18:08] Jashin     That's Jashin-chan-dono! [18:10] Jashin     Why did you set up a blood     donation center in Jinbocho? [18:13] Jashin     I asked the princess, but she brushed     me off, so I want you to tell me. [18:18] Atre     Then, let us discuss it over tea. [18:22] Jashin     Ooh! Fresh Moon and Daimaru-yaki! [18:25] Jashin     These are so good! You guys like them, too? [18:28] Atre     Yes. [18:29] Jashin     Chow time! [18:30] Atre     Ordinarily, vampires have no need     for any food other than blood, [18:35] Atre     but we do enjoy experiencing     the flavors of food. [18:38] Ecute     Delicious! [18:40] Atre     So we thought... [18:42] Atre     If we attack humans to drink their blood,     it will invite conflict with Heaven. [18:47] Atre     So why not simply open     a blood donation center, [18:50] Atre     and have the humans bring     their blood to us themselves? [18:53] Ecute     And the humans get to feel     they've done good by donating blood. [18:57] Ecute     It's two birds with one stone. [18:59] Jashin     You say that like you're doing them a favor,     but you're just tricking them, y'know. [19:04] Atre     That is why we vampires are now building     blood donation centers all over Japan. [19:11] Jashin     It's not just the one in this town? [19:14] Jashin     And you're the head of the     Jinbocho branch, Princess? [19:17] Ecute     Tee-hee! [19:18] Ecute     Just so you know, there's a reason why     I personally became the head of this branch. [19:24] Ecute     I am searching for a certain human. [19:27] Jashin     A human? [19:28] Ecute     Rumor has it a human who has     tamed both devils and angels, [19:31] Ecute     who goes by the name of     Hanazono Yurine, lives in this town. [19:35] Jashin     H-Hanazono Yurine?! [19:37] Ecute     You know her? [19:39] Jashin     Nope... [19:41] Jashin     For now, I'll just     pretend I don't know her. [19:44] Ecute     I see. [19:46] Jashin     And, um... What's your     business with this human? [19:49] Atre     Our king wants her to ally with our clan. [19:53] Ecute     I want to bring the human back     with me to help my father! [19:58] Ecute     If she has attracted the attention     of both devils and angels, [20:01] Ecute     she must be truly brilliant! [20:04] Jashin     Huh. I see. [20:07] Jashin     Well, I guess it's time for me to get going. [20:10] Atre     You have to leave so soon? [20:12] Jashin     If you don't take devil blood,     I can't donate, right? [20:16] Jashin     So bye. [20:19] Ecute     What came over her all of a sudden? [20:22] Atre     Perhaps she remembered     some urgent business? [20:30] Jashin     You gotta be kidding me! [20:32] Jashin     They want Yurine to     team up with the vampires?! [20:35] Jashin     If Yurine does that, she'll become immortal! [20:38] Jashin     Then I'll never make it back to Hell! [20:41] Jashin     I can't find Grimoire: Apocrypha anywhere,     either. What would I do if I lost Yurine, too?! [20:48] Jashin     I have to kill Yurine before     she can team up with them. [20:53] Jashin     No... [20:54] Jashin     If I kill her, the vampires     will come after me! [20:59] Jashin     This is a real problem! [21:01] Jashin     Seriously, what am I supposed to do?! [21:05] Jashin     It's no use! I'm too dumb to think this much!     Everything in my head's mashing together [21:09] Jashin     and I don't know what to do! [21:14] Jashin     That's right. [21:17] Jashin     There's no need to think about it right now. SIGN    Life     Theater [21:25] Jashin     I need to calm my mind. SIGN    Life     Theater [21:29] Jashin     Tell me what I should do, Life Theater! [21:33] Jashin     A quick pull will give me answers. [23:10] Jashin     Ah, well done making it this far, everyone! [23:13] Jashin     The third season of Dropkick     on My Devil is finally ending! [23:17] Jashin     Wait, can I make it back to     Hell in just one more episode?! [23:21] Yurine     Good question. Can you? [23:24] Yurine     Next time on Dropkick     on My Devil!! X, episode 12: [23:29] Yurine     "Forever Dropkick."     Look forward to it. [23:33] Jashin     "Forever"? [23:35] Jashin     That makes it sound like     I'll never make it back...