E4 - Untitled

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SIGN    My Dream for the Future
SIGN    P
    e
    r
    s
SIGN    This is hard...
[00:06] Jashin
    What, you're actually studying?
[00:09] Jashin
    Lame!
SIGN    I think a smart-aleck devil who's only strong against the young and the weak is a lot lamer.
[00:23] Jashin
    Smart-aleck... devil...
[00:26] Yurine
    Why not take a break and have some tea?
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    Yay! Fujike cakes!
SIGN    Fujike
[00:33] Yurine
    Here, smart-aleck devil.
    You can have some, too.
[00:37] Jashin
    Smart-aleck devil...
[00:40] Yurine
    You know, after all that big talk,
[00:43] Yurine
    you didn't do any dropkicks last episode.
SIGN    So it really is title fraud?
[00:49] Yurine
    Seems that way...
[00:52] Yurine
    Let's change the title.
[00:54] Jashin
    What?!
SIGN    The Smart-Aleck Devil!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 0 l -3 0 l -6 -2 l -8 -5 l -8 -10 l -6 -12 l -2 -14 l 2 -14 l 9 -13 l 10 -11 l 14 -11 l 17 -14 l 19 -15 l 23 -12 l 23 -12 l 24 -10 l 24 -8 l 25 -5 l 24 -2 l 23 -1 l 21 0 l 15 0 l 11 1 l 6 1 l 4 0 l 2 0
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    Smart-Aleck Devil
[02:27] Jashin
    Smart-aleck devil...
SIGN    Hey, Yurine-chan.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 0 l 1 -3 l 2 -5 l 4 -5 l 8 -3 l 10 -4 l 15 -5 l 18 -4 l 19 -3 l 24 -4 l 26 -3 l 29 1 l 28 3 l 28 4 l 23 7 l 19 6 l 15 7 l 14 7 l 10 7 l 7 6 l 6 7 l 4 7 l 2 6 l 1 4 l 0 2 l 0 -1
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    Smart-Aleck Devil
[02:29] Jashin
    Smart-aleck devil...
    Smart-aleck devil...
SIGN    I have to write a paper on the theme of "the future me."
SIGN    What do you think I should write about?
[02:36] Yurine
    Well...
[02:38] Yurine
    Is there anything you'd like
    to become in the future?
SIGN    What I'd like to become?
SIGN    A pencil cap!
[02:50] Jashin
    I know you can do it.
[02:52] Jashin
    Go for it.
SIGN    Go for it
SIGN    Go for it
[02:53] Yurine
    Be serious, Per-chan.
[02:55] Yurine
    There must be something.
SIGN    Maybe a teacher who's like everyone's mom?
[03:05] Yurine
    Why not just write that, then?
SIGN    Oh...
[03:09] Yurine
    "The future me," huh?
[03:11] Yurine
    I wrote about that a long time ago, too.
SIGN    What did you write?
[03:17] Yurine
    "A dictator."
[03:20] Yurine
    I wrote that I would kill all who defied me,
[03:22] Yurine
    and create the Yurine
    Kingdom, a paradise on Earth,
[03:27] Yurine
    inhabited only by those
    who swore loyalty to me.
SIGN    That's so cool!
[03:33] Jashin
    The Yurine Kingdom?
[03:35] Jashin
    Hang on, that's no joke!
[03:37] Jashin
    If she really created that kingdom,
[03:40] Jashin
    she might invade Hell itself
    one day and try to take over!
[03:44] Jashin
    This psychopath's thinking
    dangerous thoughts.
[03:47] Jashin
    I can't allow her to live.
[03:50] Jashin
    Well, then!
[03:52] Jashin
    I suppose I'll start getting dinner ready.
[03:56] Jashin
    I think I'll make pickled
    veggies for today's side dish.
[04:01] Jashin
    This daikon is perfectly pickled!
[04:04] Jashin
    Chop, chop, chop, chop...
[04:07] Jashin
    And a chop for Yurine!
[04:13] Yurine
    Jashin-chan, c'mere a sec.
[04:16] ---
    'Kay.
[04:18] Yurine
    Would you prefer a punch or a kick?
[04:21] Jsahin
    Um...
[04:23] Yurine
    A kick, you say?
SIGN    Flump
SIGN    Flump
SIGN    Pfft
SIGN    Pfft
[04:30] Jashin
    You moron!
[04:31] Jashin
    That's what you get for tryin' to kick me
    on a tatami floor wearing socks!
[04:37] Jashin
    What a moron!
SIGN    This isn't good...
[04:42] Yurine
    You're just a smart-aleck devil.
[04:45] Yurine
    A smart-aleck devil has
    the gall to laugh at me?
SIGN    Gaaaah
[04:54] Jashin
    My back! My back!
[04:58] Jashin
    Let me down!
[04:58] Yurine
    I always wanted to run a butcher shop.
[05:02] Yurine
    The more you struggle,
    the more it'll hurt as the hook digs in.
[05:03] Jashin
    Let me down! Please!
SIGN    Jashin-chan, keep it down! I can't concentrate on my paper!
SIGN    Hanazono Butcher Shop
SIGN    Hanazono Butcher Shop
[05:12] Shijimi
    Hello!
[05:14] Shijimi
    So, what should we have for dinner tonight?
[05:17] Fish
    I want snake!
[05:19] Shijimi
    Now, dear, butcher shops don't have snake.
[05:22] Fish
    They don't?
[05:24] Yurine
    We do.
[05:26] Jashin
    Flop, flop! Flop, flop!
[05:37] Jashin
    After my national health
    insurance payment for this month,
[05:40] Jashin
    I don't have any spending money left!
[05:43] Jashin
    What's wrong with this country?!
[05:43] Jashin
    National Health Insurance
[05:45] Jashin
    There's the national pension,
    Tokyo residential tax, ward tax...
SIGN    National Pension
SIGN    Tokyo Residential Tax
SIGN    Ward Tax
[05:48] Jashin
    And when you buy anything,
    there's a consumption tax, too!
SIGN    Consumption Tax
[05:51] Jashin
    Why is it so hard to live in this country?!
[05:54] DevilA
    That's how Japan is,
SIGN    World Sports Festival
SIGN    Leap beyond
    the summit!
[05:56] DevilA
    but they say holding the
    World Sports Festival here
[05:58] DevilA
    will boost the economy by trillions of yen!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    This will won't
    be on the test
SIGN    X
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[06:03] DevilA
    Plus, all who volunteer as event staff
[06:05] DevilA
    will receive a prepaid card with
    1,000 yen on it for every work day!
[06:10] DevilA
    That's 1,000 yen per day,
    even though you're volunteering!
[06:13] DevilA
    How generous is that?! So generous!
SIGN    World Sports Festival
SIGN    Seeking Volunteers
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    And for all who participate...?!
SIGN    A free prepaid
    card with 1,000
    yen per day!!
[06:17] Pekola
    A prepaid card with 1,000 yen per day
[06:20] Pekola
    for doing volunteer work
    in the hot midsummer sun?
[06:24] Pekola
    1,000 yen for a whole day's work...
[06:30] Pekola
    What a bounty!
[06:33] Jashin
    1,000 yen isn't even
    worth calling a side hustle!
[06:38] Jashin
    And Hell will be coming to
    collect my taxes pretty soon, too...
[06:44] Jashin
    I'll make more money by playing pachinko.
[06:48] Jashin
    What's...
[06:50] Poporon
    What are you doing here, Pino?
[06:52] Pino
    I'm working as the custodian here.
[06:55] Poporon
    You got a job as a custodian in
    the building where the devils live?
[06:59] Poporon
    You must be plotting something.
[07:01] Pino
    Yes!
[07:02] Poporon
    I knew it!
[07:03] Poporon
    Well, not that I care,
[07:06] Poporon
    but Pekola-sama was worried about you.
[07:08] Pino
    Well, I'm right here,
[07:11] Pino
    so you can tell her not to worry.
[07:13] Poporon
    Tell her yourself.
[07:15] Poporon
    I'm busy, you know.
[07:17] Pino
    What a brat...
[07:19] Pino
    Even back in Heaven,
    I never really liked you.
[07:23] Jashin
    Hey...
[07:25] Jashin
    What're you two angels having
    such a friendly chat about?
[07:28] Poporon
    Meat and Potatoes! Stay out of this!
[07:29] Pino
    Meat and Potatoes...
SIGN    Meat
    and
    Potatoes
SIGN    m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c
SIGN    m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c
SIGN    m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c
[07:30] Jashin
    Meat and Potatoes?
[07:31] Poporon
    What? I re-read volume 4 of
    the manga! I know that's right!
[07:35] Poporon
    Rewatch the anime!
    I mean, that's fine too, but...
[07:36] Pino
    Volume 4...
SIGN    Volume
    Four
[07:39] Jashin
    By the way, you two,
[07:40] Jashin
    do you pay your national health
    insurance payments in the human realm?
[07:44] Poporon
    I told you to stay out of this!
[07:46] Jashin
    Come on, answer me.
[07:48] Jashin
    Just answer me, mister!
[07:52] Jashin
    Who else do we call "mister"?
[07:53] DevilA
    Here.
SIGN    Okure
[07:54] Jashin
    Hmm, how about it?
[07:56] Poporon
    Ugh, what's your deal?! Yes, I pay mine!
[07:59] Pino
    I pay mine, too.
[08:00] Jashin
    Good for you two!
SIGN    Clap
[08:05] Jashin
    I wonder if Pekola does.
[08:07] Jashin
    I'll ask her next time I see her.
[08:09] Jashin
    But man, it really sucks, doesn't it?
[08:12] Jashin
    Having to pay national health
    insurance and everything else
[08:15] ---
    in both Hell and the human realm...
[08:17] Jashin
    You guys pay for both too, right?
[08:20] Poporon
    There are no taxes in Heaven.
[08:24] Jashin
    N-No taxes?! Is that place
    paradise or something?!
[08:28] Jashin
    Oh. I guess it is.
[08:30] Jashin
    That sounds awesome!
    Maybe I should move to Heaven!
[08:33] Jashin
    Funny, right?!
SIGN    Genesis
[08:36] Jashin
    Hey, you have ramen!
[08:39] Poporon
    That's for a delivery!
[08:41] Jashin
    The plastic wrap on these ramen
    bowls has a certain bounciness.
[08:46] JAshin
    It's not ordinary plastic wrap, is it?
[08:49] Poporon
    Hey!
[08:50] Jashin
    Chow time.
SIGN    Chow
    time
[08:51] Poporon
    No one said you could eat that!
[08:54] Pino
    What even brought this on?
[08:55] Jashin
    Ramen's so good!
[08:57] Jashin
    I don't think there's anyone who hates ramen!
SIGN    Oh, Poporon-chan!
[09:02] Minos
    The delivery was taking a while,
[09:04] Minos
    so I got worried and came to check on you.
SIGN    Genesis
SIGN    Jashin-chan is eating our ramen!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Her
    second
    bowl
[09:12] Minos
    Hey! That's our lunch you're eating!
[09:17] Jashin
    Sorry about that. I'll make
    something for you instead.
[09:21] Jashin
    You two are gonna eat some, too, right?
[09:27] Jashin
    Here you go! Jashin-chan's
    special omelet rice!
[09:32] Minos
    Jashin-chan's omelet rice is still the best!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Had two bowls of
    ramen, still eating
    omelet rice
[09:36] Poporon
    It's not as good as our chef's cooking,
[09:38] Poporon
    but it's not bad.
[09:40] Pino
    I'm not sure how I ended up sitting
    down for a meal with devils.
[09:45] Pink
    But... it is delicious.
[09:50] Poporon
    If you're going to live in the human realm,
[09:53] Poporon
    you'll just have to get used to this.
[09:57] Minos
    This is seriously good, Jashin-chan!
[09:59] Jashin
    For sure!
[10:00] Jashin
    I'm telling you, my omelet
    rice is the best in the world!
[10:05] Minos
    Totally! I could eat it forever!
[10:06] Pino
    It's delicious...
[10:07] Jashin
    Right?
[10:08] Minos
    Yeah!
[10:09] Mei
    After this, a swimsuit episode!
[10:11] Mei
    All of the fan service!
[10:16] Jashin
    Can you believe it?!
[10:18] Jashin
    I won a one-day private beach party
    in the shopping district lottery yet again!
[10:24] Jashin
    Huh? What am I talking about?
[10:26] Jashin
    Any Dropkick newbies asking that
[10:28] Jashin
    need to buy the disc release of
    season 1 and watch episode 12 right now!
SIGN    Dropkick
    on My Devil!
    Blu-ray
    2nd Box
[10:32] Jashin
    I won't let anyone say they
    don't know what happened!
[10:34] Jashin
    I owe it all to my cultists!
[10:38] Jashin
    Right, Tajiri?
[10:39] Pekola
    M-My name isn't Tajiri!
SIGN    Jashin-chan has legs!
[10:45] Minos
    Hey, you're right.
[10:48] Jashin
    I figured I should enjoy the beach
    in my perfect Jashin-chan figure today.
[10:56] Tangan
    Hello!
[10:57] Tangon
    Delivery for you!
[10:59] Jashin
    Tangan-chan!
[11:01] Jashin
    Ooh, did I level up
    without realizing again?
[11:04] Tangan
    No, it's nothing like that.
[11:07] Tangan
    Our records show that you squished
    a mayfly with your elbow recently.
[11:08] Jashin
    Dig, dig...
SIGN    Squish
[11:11] Tangan
    It's not quite a reward, but this is for you.
SIGN    Satan's
SIGN    Tears
[11:14] DevilA
    It's this stuff.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Satan's Tears
    A potion that makes
    Jashin-chan grow legs
    
    See Season 1, Episode 7
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Satan's Tears
    A potion that makes
    Jashin-chan grow legs
    
    See Season 1, Episode 7
[11:15] Jashin
    For real? Over a little mayfly?
[11:18] Jashin
    Wow, how thoughtful!
[11:20] Jashin
    I had plans to go to the beach!
    Now I can grow legs and be an Insta-queen!
[11:26] Jashin
    Gross! It stinks even worse than last time!
[11:27] Tangan
    It was in storage,
    so it's past its expiration date.
[11:31] Tangan
    Even though it was only a mayfly,
[11:34] Tangan
    Satan-sama wanted to give you this gift.
[11:36] Tangan
    I'll be taking my leave now!
[11:41] Jashin
    That's what happened.
[11:42] Jashin
    So I drank that stinky-ass
    potion to grow legs again!
[11:47] Jashin
    Don't I look awesome?
[11:49] Medusa
    Yeah! You look great, Jashin-chan!
SIGN    No.
SIGN    It's lame that you destroyed the character that you'd built yourself up as.
SIGN    I prefer you with your usual gross lower half.
[12:00] Jashin
    Zazaas! Zazaas! Nasunazaas!
SIGN    Gross Lower Half!
SIGN    Gross Lower Half!
SIGN    Gross Lower Half!
SIGN    Gross Lower Half!
SIGN    Pfft
SIGN    Pfft
SIGN    Pfft
[12:07] Jashin
    That's it! Today, this bitch dies!
[12:10] Yurine
    Okay, I'll watch our stuff.
[12:12] Yurine
    You guys can go have fun.
[12:14] Jashin
    No one's around.
    You don't need to watch our stuff.
[12:19] Yurine
    I don't want to get a sunburn.
SIGN    Poporon-chan, Pekola-chan! Hurry up!
SIGN    Tajiri
SIGN    Tajiri
[12:25] Poporon
    She's not giving us much choice.
[12:27] Pekola
    Honestly, I never expected
    you to come with us.
[12:31] Poporon
    I only came because
    I happened to be off work.
[12:35] Jashin
    All right! We're gonna swim, too!
[12:38] Minos
    Yeah!
[12:39] Medusa
    Will my inner tube be okay?
    I hope it doesn't pop...
[12:43] Minos
    Take that!
[12:45] Poporon
    Cut it out!
[12:47] Yurine
    You're not going to swim, Miss Custodian?
[12:50] Pino
    No, I'll pass.
[12:53] Minos
    Join us, Medusa!
[12:55] Yurine
    Sorry for dragging you along.
[12:58] Poporon
    Here we go!
[13:00] Poporon
    Falling Leaf!
[13:08] Jashin
    Shiver
[13:08] Jashin
    Shiver
SIGN    Ahhh...
SIGN    Ahhh...
[13:14] Minos
    W-Wai—
[13:14] Minos
    Jashin-chan, you didn't!
[13:17] Medusa
    Jashin-chan! Tell me you're joking!
[13:21] Pino
    I can't understand it.
[13:24] Pino
    How can angels and devils have fun together?
[13:27] Pekola
    Oh, no! Leg cramp!
[13:27] Pino
    When Pekola-sama lived in Heaven,
[13:29] Poporon
    Hilarious!
[13:29] Pino
    she absolutely detested devils.
SIGN    Pekola-chan, are you okay?
[13:32] Pino
    Poporon, too.
[13:36] Yurine
    Being around Jashin-chan
    and the rest changes you.
[13:41] Yurine
    Lots of new faces keep showing up,
    whether they're angels or devils.
[13:45] Yurine
    It makes every day so lively
    that even I can't help but enjoy it.
[13:50] Yurine
    You might find yourself changing, too.
[13:57] Jashin
    All that swimming wore me out.
[14:00] Yurine
    I cut up some watermelon for everyone.
[14:03] All
    Yay!
SIGN    Jashin-chan, did you really pee in the ocean?
[14:08] Jashin
    I don't know, did I?
SIGN    You should stop doing dumb things and act like a girl for a change.
[14:16] Jashin
    Shut up! Watermelon seed machine gun!
SIGN    Splat
SIGN    Splat
[14:22] Yurine
    That's disgusting.
[14:25] Yurine
    Want me to plant this seed inside you
    and grow watermelons in your body?
SIGN    Eep!
SIGN    Eep!
[14:31] Yurine
    It'll suck all the nutrients out of
    you and give us a lovely watermelon.
SIGN    Ice
[14:37] Yusa
    Ice here!
SIGN    Ice
SIGN    Ice
[14:39] Yusa
    Anyone need some ice?
[14:41] Jashin
    Yusa! Koji!
[14:42] DevilA
    What?
[14:43] Yusa
    Oh, look. You're all here.
[14:45] Yurine
    You're doing business even out here?
[14:48] Yusa
    Yes.
[14:48] Yusa
    But there's no one at this beach,
    so we haven't sold a thing.
[14:53] Jashin
    Probably because it's a private beach.
[14:55] Yurine
    Since they're here, do you
    guys want some shaved ice?
SIGN    I do!
[14:59] Yusa
    Oh, we aren't selling shaved ice this year.
SIGN    Ice
[15:02] Yusa
    We have crushed ice now.
SIGN    Ice
SIGN    Ice
SIGN    Ice
SIGN    Ice
[15:05] Yurine
    Why?
[15:06] Yusa
    We made a fortune with
    our fluffy shaved ice last year,
[15:10] Yusa
    so we thought we'd try
    the opposite this year.
[15:13] Yurine
    That's quite a bold change of direction.
[15:20] Jashin
    Hey, Koji, I think you
    got a little too much sun.
[15:24] Jashin
    The melanin increase is
    making moles pop up all over you!
[15:30] Yurine
    Jashin-chan.
[15:36] Yurine
    What? You want to break a watermelon?
[15:39] Yurine
    I'm sorry. I already cut up our watermelon.
[15:43] Yurine
    But since we did come
    all the way to the beach,
[15:46] Yurine
    it'd be nice to at least
    enjoy the feel of it, right?
[15:57] Jashin
    D-Don't do it!
[15:59] Yurine
    I'd be happy to wait until
    a watermelon grows inside your body,
[16:03] Yurine
    but we don't have that
    kind of time, so this will do.
[16:13] Jashin
    Whoa, Koji!
[16:14] Jashin
    That's the kind of thing
    I'd kill you to have!
[16:17] Yurine
    Now, let's put your blindfold on.
[16:23] Jashin
    Not me! You're supposed to
    blindfold the one with the sword!
[16:30] Jashin
    Wait... This is one of those things
    good kids shouldn't try at home.
SIGN    A little to the right!
[16:36] Minos
    Straight ahead!
[16:38] Jashin
    She can see, you idiots!
[16:42] Jashin
    Wait...
[16:43] Jashin
    D-Don't... Don't!
[16:46] Jashin
    Don't do it!
[16:49] Jashin
    Hey, what's that?!
[16:51] Yurine
    You can't even see anything.
[16:53] Yurine
    Did you think she'd fall
    for a basic ruse like that?
[16:55] Yurine
    Go on. Finish it in one blow.
[16:57] Jashin
    It's my mind's eye!
    I can see it with my mind's eye!
SIGN    Wh-What?
SIGN    Something really is drifting this way.
[17:06] Minos
    What is that?
SIGN    What is it?
[17:17] Medusa
    A coffin?
[17:20] Yurine
    Oh, wow. It's a juicy one.
[17:23] Jashin
    Hey, all of you! At least glance over here!
[17:26] Jashin
    Hey! Are you listening?!
    Hey! Look over here, I said!
[17:27] Yusa
    Well, we should get back to selling ice now.
[17:31] Yurine
    Okay. See you later.
[17:34] Jashin
    Hey! Take the sword out first, damn it!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    They pulled it up
    onto the beach
[17:38] Medusa
    Why did a coffin drift in from the ocean?
[17:41] Minos
    Is there someone inside it?
SIGN    Hello?
SIGN    Knock
SIGN    Knock
SIGN    Knock
SIGN    Knock
SIGN    Th-There is someone inside!
[17:57] Jashin
    Damn that Koji!
[17:59] Jashin
    Next time I see her,
    I'll make her pay for that!
[18:10] Jashin
    Sh-She's strong... like, really strong...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Sinking
    into the sand
[18:16] Jashin
    Damn it, let go of me!
[18:18] Jashin
    Ow!
SIGN    Chomp
SIGN    Chomp
SIGN    Chomp
[18:19] Jashin
    Cut that out!
[18:20] Jashin
    Getting bitten by a monster like you
    could give me some weird disease!
[18:26] Jashin
    Ow, ow, ow, ow!
SIGN    Wahahahaha
SIGN    Wahahahaha
SIGN    Wahahahaha
SIGN    Wahahahaha
SIGN    Nom
[18:27] Yurine
    "Could give me some weird disease," she says!
SIGN    Nom
[18:31] Jashin
    Quit laughing and help me!
[18:33] Minos
    Hey!
[18:34] Minos
    Let go of Jashin-chan!
SIGN    Grab
SIGN    Grab
SIGN    Grab
[18:38] Minos
    She's really strong...
[18:40] Mesuda
    Someone who's evenly matched with Minos...
SIGN    Nnnngh
[18:42] Medusa
    She's incredible.
[18:53] Kyon
    I...
[18:53] Kyon
    I broke into pieces...
[18:56] Kyon
    Help...
[19:03] Medusa
    It looks like super glue did the trick.
[19:07] Kyon
    Sorry for attacking you out of the blue.
[19:09] Kyon
    I thought you were an enemy.
[19:11] Jashin
    Save the sudden attacks for steak!
[19:16] Kyon
    I come from Hell China.
[19:19] Kyon
    I'm Kyon-Kyon the jiangshi.
[19:21] Yurine
    Jiangshi?
[19:22] Yurine
    The things that hop around and go still
    when you slap a talisman on them?
SIGN    Slap
[19:25] Yurine
    The ones you see in movies from Hong Kong?
SIGN    Slap
[19:28] Jashin
    Oh, I know what those are.
[19:30] Jashin
    The Taiwanese drama version
[19:31] Jashin
    starred a pretty young girl and
    a chubby boy with a bowl cut.
[19:38] Jashin
    Did you know they were actually siblings?
[19:40] Yurine
    I did not, and I don't care, either.
[19:43] Kyon
    They were low-ranked jiangshi.
[19:45] Kyon
    I'm high-ranked, so I can
    act on my own free will.
[19:49] Medusa
    Why did you come to the
    human realm, Kyon-Kyon?
[19:52] Kyon
    I'm glad you asked!
[19:54] Kyon
    I want to be a human!
[19:57] Jashin
    Huh?
[19:58] Kyon
    One of the higher-ups in Hell China
[20:00] Kyon
    said that if I do good deeds and
    act in a way that's helpful to humans,
[20:03] Kyon
    I can become a human one day!
[20:06] Jashin
    No way, that's not happening.
[20:08] Jashin
    Your higher-ups pulled one over on you.
[20:12] Jashin
    As if a jiangshi who's already dead
    could actually become a human!
[20:17] Kyon
    But I came here because
    that's what I was told...
[20:24] Medusa
    Why do you want to be a human?
[20:28] Kyon
    I love humans!
[20:33] Kyon
    Where are all of you going after this?
[20:36] Yurine
    To Tokyo.
[20:37] Kyon
    Tokyo, huh?
[20:39] Kyon
    Tokyo has lots of humans.
[20:41] Kyon
    Maybe there's something
    I can do to be helpful!
[20:44] Kyon
    Please take me with you!
[20:47] Yurine
    Sure.
[20:48] Yurine
    I'd feel bad just leaving you here, anyway.
[20:51] Kyon
    Xie xie!
SIGN    Um...
SIGN    Jashin-chan is acting strange...
[20:58] Jashin
    Sorry. I'm becoming a jiangshi.
[21:08] Kyon
    It's because I bit her earlier...
[21:11] Kyon
    I'm sorry.
SIGN    Pfft
[21:16] Minos
    Don't worry! Knowing Jashin-chan,
    she'll be back to normal in no time!
[21:22] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, wait!
[21:25] DevilA
    Being bitten by a jiangshi
    turns one into a jiangshi.
[21:28] DevilA
    This is unrelated to the saying,
    "A mummy hunter becomes a mummy."
[23:10] Jashin
    Medusa, wanna rest your head on my lap?
[23:12] Medusa
    What's this? The prelude
    to a natural disaster?
[23:15] Jashin
    I thought I should be the pillow
    for once! Come on!
[23:17] Medusa
    O-Okay, then...
[23:20] Medusa
    Your lap is so soft, Jashin-chan.
[23:23] Medusa
    But the scales are a bit rough...
[23:25] Jashin
    If you're gonna complain, forget it!
[23:27] Medusa
    No, I'm really happy that
    you're lending me your lap.
[23:31] Jashin
    O-Oh, all right. Just a little longer, then.
[23:35] Jashin
    You can pee yourself with
    excitement if you want.
[23:37] Medusa
    I'm not going to do that.