# E4 - Untitled
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***SIGN*** My Dream for the Future
***SIGN*** P
e
r
s
***SIGN*** This is hard...
**[00:06] Jashin**
What, you're actually studying?
**[00:09] Jashin**
Lame!
***SIGN*** I think a smart-aleck devil who's only strong against the young and the weak is a lot lamer.
**[00:23] Jashin**
Smart-aleck... devil...
**[00:26] Yurine**
Why not take a break and have some tea?
***SIGN*** Ja
***SIGN*** Yay! Fujike cakes!
***SIGN*** Fujike
**[00:33] Yurine**
Here, smart-aleck devil.
You can have some, too.
**[00:37] Jashin**
Smart-aleck devil...
**[00:40] Yurine**
You know, after all that big talk,
**[00:43] Yurine**
you didn't do any dropkicks last episode.
***SIGN*** So it really is title fraud?
**[00:49] Yurine**
Seems that way...
**[00:52] Yurine**
Let's change the title.
**[00:54] Jashin**
What?!
***SIGN*** The Smart-Aleck Devil!
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***SIGN*** m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
***SIGN*** m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
***SIGN*** Smart-Aleck Devil
**[02:27] Jashin**
*Smart-aleck devil...*
***SIGN*** Hey, Yurine-chan.
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***SIGN*** m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
***SIGN*** m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
***SIGN*** Smart-Aleck Devil
**[02:29] Jashin**
* Smart-aleck devil...*
* Smart-aleck devil...*
***SIGN*** I have to write a paper on the theme of "the future me."
***SIGN*** What do you think I should write about?
**[02:36] Yurine**
Well...
**[02:38] Yurine**
Is there anything you'd like
to become in the future?
***SIGN*** What I'd like to become?
***SIGN*** A pencil cap!
**[02:50] Jashin**
I know you can do it.
**[02:52] Jashin**
Go for it.
***SIGN*** Go for it
***SIGN*** Go for it
**[02:53] Yurine**
Be serious, Per-chan.
**[02:55] Yurine**
There must be something.
***SIGN*** Maybe a teacher who's like everyone's mom?
**[03:05] Yurine**
Why not just write that, then?
***SIGN*** Oh...
**[03:09] Yurine**
"The future me," huh?
**[03:11] Yurine**
I wrote about that a long time ago, too.
***SIGN*** What did you write?
**[03:17] Yurine**
"A dictator."
**[03:20] Yurine**
I wrote that I would kill all who defied me,
**[03:22] Yurine**
and create the Yurine
Kingdom, a paradise on Earth,
**[03:27] Yurine**
inhabited only by those
who swore loyalty to me.
***SIGN*** That's so cool!
**[03:33] Jashin**
*The Yurine Kingdom?*
**[03:35] Jashin**
*Hang on, that's no joke!*
**[03:37] Jashin**
*If she really created that kingdom,*
**[03:40] Jashin**
* she might invade Hell itself*
* one day and try to take over!*
**[03:44] Jashin**
* This psychopath's thinking*
* dangerous thoughts.*
**[03:47] Jashin**
*I can't allow her to live.*
**[03:50] Jashin**
Well, then!
**[03:52] Jashin**
I suppose I'll start getting dinner ready.
**[03:56] Jashin**
I think I'll make pickled
veggies for today's side dish.
**[04:01] Jashin**
This daikon is perfectly pickled!
**[04:04] Jashin**
Chop, chop, chop, chop...
**[04:07] Jashin**
And a chop for Yurine!
**[04:13] Yurine**
Jashin-chan, c'mere a sec.
**[04:16] ---**
'Kay.
**[04:18] Yurine**
Would you prefer a punch or a kick?
**[04:21] Jsahin**
Um...
**[04:23] Yurine**
A kick, you say?
***SIGN*** Flump
***SIGN*** Flump
***SIGN*** Pfft
***SIGN*** Pfft
**[04:30] Jashin**
You moron!
**[04:31] Jashin**
That's what you get for tryin' to kick me
on a tatami floor wearing socks!
**[04:37] Jashin**
What a moron!
***SIGN*** This isn't good...
**[04:42] Yurine**
You're just a smart-aleck devil.
**[04:45] Yurine**
A smart-aleck devil has
the gall to laugh at me?
***SIGN*** Gaaaah
**[04:54] Jashin**
My back! My back!
**[04:58] Jashin**
Let me down!
**[04:58] Yurine**
I always wanted to run a butcher shop.
**[05:02] Yurine**
The more you struggle,
the more it'll hurt as the hook digs in.
**[05:03] Jashin**
Let me down! Please!
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan, keep it down! I can't concentrate on my paper!
***SIGN*** Hanazono Butcher Shop
***SIGN*** Hanazono Butcher Shop
**[05:12] Shijimi**
Hello!
**[05:14] Shijimi**
So, what should we have for dinner tonight?
**[05:17] Fish**
I want snake!
**[05:19] Shijimi**
Now, dear, butcher shops don't have snake.
**[05:22] Fish**
They don't?
**[05:24] Yurine**
We do.
**[05:26] Jashin**
Flop, flop! Flop, flop!
**[05:37] Jashin**
After my national health
insurance payment for this month,
**[05:40] Jashin**
I don't have any spending money left!
**[05:43] Jashin**
What's wrong with this country?!
**[05:43] Jashin**
National Health Insurance
**[05:45] Jashin**
There's the national pension,
Tokyo residential tax, ward tax...
***SIGN*** National Pension
***SIGN*** Tokyo Residential Tax
***SIGN*** Ward Tax
**[05:48] Jashin**
And when you buy anything,
there's a consumption tax, too!
***SIGN*** Consumption Tax
**[05:51] Jashin**
Why is it so hard to live in this country?!
**[05:54] DevilA**
That's how Japan is,
***SIGN*** World Sports Festival
***SIGN*** Leap beyond
the summit!
**[05:56] DevilA**
but they say holding the
World Sports Festival here
**[05:58] DevilA**
will boost the economy by trillions of yen!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** This will won't
be on the test
***SIGN*** X
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**[06:03] DevilA**
Plus, all who volunteer as event staff
**[06:05] DevilA**
will receive a prepaid card with
1,000 yen on it for every work day!
**[06:10] DevilA**
That's 1,000 yen per day,
even though you're volunteering!
**[06:13] DevilA**
How generous is that?! So generous!
***SIGN*** World Sports Festival
***SIGN*** Seeking Volunteers
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***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** And for all who participate...?!
***SIGN*** A free prepaid
card with 1,000
yen per day!!
**[06:17] Pekola**
A prepaid card with 1,000 yen per day
**[06:20] Pekola**
for doing volunteer work
in the hot midsummer sun?
**[06:24] Pekola**
1,000 yen for a whole day's work...
**[06:30] Pekola**
What a bounty!
**[06:33] Jashin**
1,000 yen isn't even
worth calling a side hustle!
**[06:38] Jashin**
And Hell will be coming to
collect my taxes pretty soon, too...
**[06:44] Jashin**
I'll make more money by playing pachinko.
**[06:48] Jashin**
What's...
**[06:50] Poporon**
What are you doing here, Pino?
**[06:52] Pino**
I'm working as the custodian here.
**[06:55] Poporon**
You got a job as a custodian in
the building where the devils live?
**[06:59] Poporon**
You must be plotting something.
**[07:01] Pino**
Yes!
**[07:02] Poporon**
I knew it!
**[07:03] Poporon**
Well, not that I care,
**[07:06] Poporon**
but Pekola-sama was worried about you.
**[07:08] Pino**
Well, I'm right here,
**[07:11] Pino**
so you can tell her not to worry.
**[07:13] Poporon**
Tell her yourself.
**[07:15] Poporon**
I'm busy, you know.
**[07:17] Pino**
What a brat...
**[07:19] Pino**
Even back in Heaven,
I never really liked you.
**[07:23] Jashin**
Hey...
**[07:25] Jashin**
What're you two angels having
such a friendly chat about?
**[07:28] Poporon**
Meat and Potatoes! Stay out of this!
**[07:29] Pino**
Meat and Potatoes...
***SIGN*** Meat
and
Potatoes
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***SIGN*** m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c
**[07:30] Jashin**
Meat and Potatoes?
**[07:31] Poporon**
What? I re-read volume 4 of
the manga! I know that's right!
**[07:35] Poporon**
Rewatch the anime!
I mean, that's fine too, but...
**[07:36] Pino**
Volume 4...
***SIGN*** Volume
Four
**[07:39] Jashin**
By the way, you two,
**[07:40] Jashin**
do you pay your national health
insurance payments in the human realm?
**[07:44] Poporon**
I told you to stay out of this!
**[07:46] Jashin**
Come on, answer me.
**[07:48] Jashin**
Just answer me, mister!
**[07:52] Jashin**
Who else do we call "mister"?
**[07:53] DevilA**
Here.
***SIGN*** Okure
**[07:54] Jashin**
Hmm, how about it?
**[07:56] Poporon**
Ugh, what's your deal?! Yes, I pay mine!
**[07:59] Pino**
I pay mine, too.
**[08:00] Jashin**
Good for you two!
***SIGN*** Clap
**[08:05] Jashin**
I wonder if Pekola does.
**[08:07] Jashin**
I'll ask her next time I see her.
**[08:09] Jashin**
But man, it really sucks, doesn't it?
**[08:12] Jashin**
Having to pay national health
insurance and everything else
**[08:15] ---**
in both Hell *and* the human realm...
**[08:17] Jashin**
You guys pay for both too, right?
**[08:20] Poporon**
There are no taxes in Heaven.
**[08:24] Jashin**
N-No taxes?! Is that place
paradise or something?!
**[08:28] Jashin**
Oh. I guess it is.
**[08:30] Jashin**
That sounds awesome!
Maybe I should move to Heaven!
**[08:33] Jashin**
Funny, right?!
***SIGN*** Genesis
**[08:36] Jashin**
Hey, you have ramen!
**[08:39] Poporon**
That's for a delivery!
**[08:41] Jashin**
The plastic wrap on these ramen
bowls has a certain bounciness.
**[08:46] JAshin**
It's not ordinary plastic wrap, is it?
**[08:49] Poporon**
Hey!
**[08:50] Jashin**
Chow time.
***SIGN*** Chow
time
**[08:51] Poporon**
No one said you could eat that!
**[08:54] Pino**
What even brought this on?
**[08:55] Jashin**
Ramen's so good!
**[08:57] Jashin**
I don't think there's anyone who hates ramen!
***SIGN*** Oh, Poporon-chan!
**[09:02] Minos**
The delivery was taking a while,
**[09:04] Minos**
so I got worried and came to check on you.
***SIGN*** Genesis
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan is eating our ramen!
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***SIGN*** Her
second
bowl
**[09:12] Minos**
Hey! That's our lunch you're eating!
**[09:17] Jashin**
Sorry about that. I'll make
something for you instead.
**[09:21] Jashin**
You two are gonna eat some, too, right?
**[09:27] Jashin**
Here you go! Jashin-chan's
special omelet rice!
**[09:32] Minos**
Jashin-chan's omelet rice is still the best!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Had two bowls of
ramen, still eating
omelet rice
**[09:36] Poporon**
It's not as good as our chef's cooking,
**[09:38] Poporon**
but it's not bad.
**[09:40] Pino**
* I'm not sure how I ended up sitting*
* down for a meal with devils.*
**[09:45] Pink**
*But... it* is *delicious.*
**[09:50] Poporon**
If you're going to live in the human realm,
**[09:53] Poporon**
you'll just have to get used to this.
**[09:57] Minos**
This is seriously good, Jashin-chan!
**[09:59] Jashin**
For sure!
**[10:00] Jashin**
I'm telling you, my omelet
rice is the best in the world!
**[10:05] Minos**
Totally! I could eat it forever!
**[10:06] Pino**
It's delicious...
**[10:07] Jashin**
Right?
**[10:08] Minos**
Yeah!
**[10:09] Mei**
After this, a swimsuit episode!
**[10:11] Mei**
All of the fan service!
**[10:16] Jashin**
Can you believe it?!
**[10:18] Jashin**
I won a one-day private beach party
in the shopping district lottery yet again!
**[10:24] Jashin**
Huh? What am I talking about?
**[10:26] Jashin**
Any Dropkick newbies asking that
**[10:28] Jashin**
need to buy the disc release of
season 1 and watch episode 12 right now!
***SIGN*** Dropkick
on My Devil!
Blu-ray
2nd Box
**[10:32] Jashin**
I won't let anyone say they
don't know what happened!
**[10:34] Jashin**
I owe it all to my cultists!
**[10:38] Jashin**
Right, Tajiri?
**[10:39] Pekola**
M-My name isn't Tajiri!
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan has legs!
**[10:45] Minos**
Hey, you're right.
**[10:48] Jashin**
I figured I should enjoy the beach
in my perfect Jashin-chan figure today.
**[10:56] Tangan**
Hello!
**[10:57] Tangon**
Delivery for you!
**[10:59] Jashin**
Tangan-chan!
**[11:01] Jashin**
Ooh, did I level up
without realizing again?
**[11:04] Tangan**
No, it's nothing like that.
**[11:07] Tangan**
Our records show that you squished
a mayfly with your elbow recently.
**[11:08] Jashin**
Dig, dig...
***SIGN*** Squish
**[11:11] Tangan**
It's not quite a reward, but this is for you.
***SIGN*** Satan's
***SIGN*** Tears
**[11:14] DevilA**
It's this stuff.
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***SIGN*** Satan's Tears
A potion that makes
Jashin-chan grow legs
See Season 1, Episode 7
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***SIGN*** Satan's Tears
A potion that makes
Jashin-chan grow legs
See Season 1, Episode 7
**[11:15] Jashin**
For real? Over a little mayfly?
**[11:18] Jashin**
Wow, how thoughtful!
**[11:20] Jashin**
I had plans to go to the beach!
Now I can grow legs and be an Insta-queen!
**[11:26] Jashin**
Gross! It stinks even worse than last time!
**[11:27] Tangan**
It was in storage,
so it's past its expiration date.
**[11:31] Tangan**
Even though it was only a mayfly,
**[11:34] Tangan**
Satan-sama wanted to give you this gift.
**[11:36] Tangan**
I'll be taking my leave now!
**[11:41] Jashin**
That's what happened.
**[11:42] Jashin**
So I drank that stinky-ass
potion to grow legs again!
**[11:47] Jashin**
Don't I look awesome?
**[11:49] Medusa**
Yeah! You look great, Jashin-chan!
***SIGN*** No.
***SIGN*** It's lame that you destroyed the character that you'd built yourself up as.
***SIGN*** I prefer you with your usual gross lower half.
**[12:00] Jashin**
Zazaas! Zazaas! Nasunazaas!
***SIGN*** Gross Lower Half!
***SIGN*** Gross Lower Half!
***SIGN*** Gross Lower Half!
***SIGN*** Gross Lower Half!
***SIGN*** Pfft
***SIGN*** Pfft
***SIGN*** Pfft
**[12:07] Jashin**
That's it! Today, this bitch dies!
**[12:10] Yurine**
Okay, I'll watch our stuff.
**[12:12] Yurine**
You guys can go have fun.
**[12:14] Jashin**
No one's around.
You don't need to watch our stuff.
**[12:19] Yurine**
I don't want to get a sunburn.
***SIGN*** Poporon-chan, Pekola-chan! Hurry up!
***SIGN*** Tajiri
***SIGN*** Tajiri
**[12:25] Poporon**
She's not giving us much choice.
**[12:27] Pekola**
Honestly, I never expected
you to come with us.
**[12:31] Poporon**
I only came because
I happened to be off work.
**[12:35] Jashin**
All right! We're gonna swim, too!
**[12:38] Minos**
Yeah!
**[12:39] Medusa**
Will my inner tube be okay?
I hope it doesn't pop...
**[12:43] Minos**
Take that!
**[12:45] Poporon**
Cut it out!
**[12:47] Yurine**
You're not going to swim, Miss Custodian?
**[12:50] Pino**
No, I'll pass.
**[12:53] Minos**
Join us, Medusa!
**[12:55] Yurine**
Sorry for dragging you along.
**[12:58] Poporon**
Here we go!
**[13:00] Poporon**
Falling Leaf!
**[13:08] Jashin**
Shiver
**[13:08] Jashin**
Shiver
***SIGN*** Ahhh...
***SIGN*** Ahhh...
**[13:14] Minos**
W-Wai—
**[13:14] Minos**
Jashin-chan, you didn't!
**[13:17] Medusa**
Jashin-chan! Tell me you're joking!
**[13:21] Pino**
I can't understand it.
**[13:24] Pino**
How can angels and devils have fun together?
**[13:27] Pekola**
Oh, no! Leg cramp!
**[13:27] Pino**
When Pekola-sama lived in Heaven,
**[13:29] Poporon**
Hilarious!
**[13:29] Pino**
she absolutely detested devils.
***SIGN*** Pekola-chan, are you okay?
**[13:32] Pino**
Poporon, too.
**[13:36] Yurine**
Being around Jashin-chan
and the rest changes you.
**[13:41] Yurine**
Lots of new faces keep showing up,
whether they're angels or devils.
**[13:45] Yurine**
It makes every day so lively
that even I can't help but enjoy it.
**[13:50] Yurine**
You might find yourself changing, too.
**[13:57] Jashin**
All that swimming wore me out.
**[14:00] Yurine**
I cut up some watermelon for everyone.
**[14:03] All**
Yay!
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan, did you really pee in the ocean?
**[14:08] Jashin**
I don't know, did I?
***SIGN*** You should stop doing dumb things and act like a girl for a change.
**[14:16] Jashin**
Shut up! Watermelon seed machine gun!
***SIGN*** Splat
***SIGN*** Splat
**[14:22] Yurine**
That's disgusting.
**[14:25] Yurine**
Want me to plant this seed inside you
and grow watermelons in your body?
***SIGN*** Eep!
***SIGN*** Eep!
**[14:31] Yurine**
It'll suck all the nutrients out of
you and give us a lovely watermelon.
***SIGN*** Ice
**[14:37] Yusa**
Ice here!
***SIGN*** Ice
***SIGN*** Ice
**[14:39] Yusa**
Anyone need some ice?
**[14:41] Jashin**
Yusa! Koji!
**[14:42] DevilA**
What?
**[14:43] Yusa**
Oh, look. You're all here.
**[14:45] Yurine**
You're doing business even out here?
**[14:48] Yusa**
Yes.
**[14:48] Yusa**
But there's no one at this beach,
so we haven't sold a thing.
**[14:53] Jashin**
Probably because it's a private beach.
**[14:55] Yurine**
Since they're here, do you
guys want some shaved ice?
***SIGN*** I do!
**[14:59] Yusa**
Oh, we aren't selling shaved ice this year.
***SIGN*** Ice
**[15:02] Yusa**
We have crushed ice now.
***SIGN*** Ice
***SIGN*** Ice
***SIGN*** Ice
***SIGN*** Ice
**[15:05] Yurine**
Why?
**[15:06] Yusa**
We made a fortune with
our fluffy shaved ice last year,
**[15:10] Yusa**
so we thought we'd try
the opposite this year.
**[15:13] Yurine**
That's quite a bold change of direction.
**[15:20] Jashin**
Hey, Koji, I think you
got a little too much sun.
**[15:24] Jashin**
The melanin increase is
making moles pop up all over you!
**[15:30] Yurine**
Jashin-chan.
**[15:36] Yurine**
What? You want to break a watermelon?
**[15:39] Yurine**
I'm sorry. I already cut up our watermelon.
**[15:43] Yurine**
But since we did come
all the way to the beach,
**[15:46] Yurine**
it'd be nice to at least
enjoy the feel of it, right?
**[15:57] Jashin**
D-Don't do it!
**[15:59] Yurine**
I'd be happy to wait until
a watermelon grows inside your body,
**[16:03] Yurine**
but we don't have that
kind of time, so this will do.
**[16:13] Jashin**
Whoa, Koji!
**[16:14] Jashin**
That's the kind of thing
I'd kill you to have!
**[16:17] Yurine**
Now, let's put your blindfold on.
**[16:23] Jashin**
Not me! You're supposed to
blindfold the one with the sword!
**[16:30] Jashin**
Wait... This is one of those things
good kids shouldn't try at home.
***SIGN*** A little to the right!
**[16:36] Minos**
Straight ahead!
**[16:38] Jashin**
She can see, you idiots!
**[16:42] Jashin**
Wait...
**[16:43] Jashin**
D-Don't... Don't!
**[16:46] Jashin**
Don't do it!
**[16:49] Jashin**
Hey, what's that?!
**[16:51] Yurine**
You can't even see anything.
**[16:53] Yurine**
Did you think she'd fall
for a basic ruse like that?
**[16:55] Yurine**
Go on. Finish it in one blow.
**[16:57] Jashin**
It's my mind's eye!
I can see it with my mind's eye!
***SIGN*** Wh-What?
***SIGN*** Something really is drifting this way.
**[17:06] Minos**
What is that?
***SIGN*** What is it?
**[17:17] Medusa**
A coffin?
**[17:20] Yurine**
Oh, wow. It's a juicy one.
**[17:23] Jashin**
Hey, all of you! At least glance over here!
**[17:26] Jashin**
Hey! Are you listening?!
Hey! Look over here, I said!
**[17:27] Yusa**
Well, we should get back to selling ice now.
**[17:31] Yurine**
Okay. See you later.
**[17:34] Jashin**
Hey! Take the sword out first, damn it!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** They pulled it up
onto the beach
**[17:38] Medusa**
Why did a coffin drift in from the ocean?
**[17:41] Minos**
Is there someone inside it?
***SIGN*** Hello?
***SIGN*** Knock
***SIGN*** Knock
***SIGN*** Knock
***SIGN*** Knock
***SIGN*** Th-There *is* someone inside!
**[17:57] Jashin**
Damn that Koji!
**[17:59] Jashin**
Next time I see her,
I'll make her pay for that!
**[18:10] Jashin**
Sh-She's strong... like, *really* strong...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Sinking
into the sand
**[18:16] Jashin**
Damn it, let go of me!
**[18:18] Jashin**
Ow!
***SIGN*** Chomp
***SIGN*** Chomp
***SIGN*** Chomp
**[18:19] Jashin**
Cut that out!
**[18:20] Jashin**
Getting bitten by a monster like you
could give me some weird disease!
**[18:26] Jashin**
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
***SIGN*** Wahahahaha
***SIGN*** Wahahahaha
***SIGN*** Wahahahaha
***SIGN*** Wahahahaha
***SIGN*** Nom
**[18:27] Yurine**
"Could give me some weird disease," she says!
***SIGN*** Nom
**[18:31] Jashin**
Quit laughing and help me!
**[18:33] Minos**
Hey!
**[18:34] Minos**
Let go of Jashin-chan!
***SIGN*** Grab
***SIGN*** Grab
***SIGN*** Grab
**[18:38] Minos**
She's really strong...
**[18:40] Mesuda**
Someone who's evenly matched with Minos...
***SIGN*** Nnnngh
**[18:42] Medusa**
She's incredible.
**[18:53] Kyon**
I...
**[18:53] Kyon**
I broke into pieces...
**[18:56] Kyon**
Help...
**[19:03] Medusa**
It looks like super glue did the trick.
**[19:07] Kyon**
Sorry for attacking you out of the blue.
**[19:09] Kyon**
I thought you were an enemy.
**[19:11] Jashin**
Save the sudden attacks for steak!
**[19:16] Kyon**
I come from Hell China.
**[19:19] Kyon**
I'm Kyon-Kyon the jiangshi.
**[19:21] Yurine**
Jiangshi?
**[19:22] Yurine**
The things that hop around and go still
when you slap a talisman on them?
***SIGN*** Slap
**[19:25] Yurine**
The ones you see in movies from Hong Kong?
***SIGN*** Slap
**[19:28] Jashin**
Oh, I know what those are.
**[19:30] Jashin**
The Taiwanese drama version
**[19:31] Jashin**
starred a pretty young girl and
a chubby boy with a bowl cut.
**[19:38] Jashin**
Did you know they were actually siblings?
**[19:40] Yurine**
I did not, and I don't care, either.
**[19:43] Kyon**
They were low-ranked jiangshi.
**[19:45] Kyon**
I'm high-ranked, so I can
act on my own free will.
**[19:49] Medusa**
Why did you come to the
human realm, Kyon-Kyon?
**[19:52] Kyon**
I'm glad you asked!
**[19:54] Kyon**
I want to be a human!
**[19:57] Jashin**
Huh?
**[19:58] Kyon**
One of the higher-ups in Hell China
**[20:00] Kyon**
said that if I do good deeds and
act in a way that's helpful to humans,
**[20:03] Kyon**
I can become a human one day!
**[20:06] Jashin**
No way, that's not happening.
**[20:08] Jashin**
Your higher-ups pulled one over on you.
**[20:12] Jashin**
As if a jiangshi who's already dead
could actually become a human!
**[20:17] Kyon**
But I came here because
that's what I was told...
**[20:24] Medusa**
Why do you want to be a human?
**[20:28] Kyon**
I love humans!
**[20:33] Kyon**
Where are all of you going after this?
**[20:36] Yurine**
To Tokyo.
**[20:37] Kyon**
Tokyo, huh?
**[20:39] Kyon**
Tokyo has lots of humans.
**[20:41] Kyon**
Maybe there's something
I can do to be helpful!
**[20:44] Kyon**
Please take me with you!
**[20:47] Yurine**
Sure.
**[20:48] Yurine**
I'd feel bad just leaving you here, anyway.
**[20:51] Kyon**
Xie xie!
***SIGN*** Um...
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan is acting strange...
**[20:58] Jashin**
Sorry. I'm becoming a jiangshi.
**[21:08] Kyon**
It's because I bit her earlier...
**[21:11] Kyon**
I'm sorry.
***SIGN*** Pfft
**[21:16] Minos**
Don't worry! Knowing Jashin-chan,
she'll be back to normal in no time!
**[21:22] Medusa**
Jashin-chan, wait!
**[21:25] DevilA**
Being bitten by a jiangshi
turns one into a jiangshi.
**[21:28] DevilA**
This is unrelated to the saying,
"A mummy hunter becomes a mummy."
**[23:10] Jashin**
Medusa, wanna rest your head on my lap?
**[23:12] Medusa**
What's this? The prelude
to a natural disaster?
**[23:15] Jashin**
I thought I should be the pillow
for once! Come on!
**[23:17] Medusa**
O-Okay, then...
**[23:20] Medusa**
Your lap is so soft, Jashin-chan.
**[23:23] Medusa**
But the scales are a bit rough...
**[23:25] Jashin**
If you're gonna complain, forget it!
**[23:27] Medusa**
No, I'm really happy that
you're lending me your lap.
**[23:31] Jashin**
O-Oh, all right. Just a little longer, then.
**[23:35] Jashin**
You can pee yourself with
excitement if you want.
**[23:37] Medusa**
I'm not going to do that.