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SIGN    Hell School
SIGN    Hell School
SIGN    Year 3 Pazuzu Class
SIGN    Attention, everyone.
SIGN    I have a new friend to introduce to you all today.
SIGN    This is Minos-chan.
SIGN    Make her feel welcome, okay?
[01:41] Minos
    Hi, everyone!
[01:43] Minos
    Nice to meet you!
[01:45] Goblin
    That's a minotaur!
[01:47] Ganesha
    They're really strong
    and unusually ferocious.
[01:50] Skull
    Seriously?!
[01:51] Skull
    Scary! We better not get too close!
[01:54] Goblin
    Yeah.
[01:55] Ganesha
    She might rip our bones right out.
[01:57] Skull
    What? I'm nothing but bones!
[02:01] Goblin
    Let's play dodgeball!
[02:02] All
    Yeah!
[02:06] Goblin
    Fire Shot!
[02:12] Jashin
    For some reason, I really
    envy this round, rolling ball.
[02:18] Jashin
    Take this! Murder Ball!
[02:27] Goblin
    My arm!
[02:28] Skull
    Goblin!
[02:29] Ganesha
    You okay?!
[02:30] Jashin
    Got 'im!
[02:31] Vampire
    You're amazing, Jashin-chan!
[02:33] Medusa
    I hope he's okay...
[02:37] All
    Hang in there, Goblin!
SIGN    Hell's Fun
SIGN    Social Studies
SIGN    Year 3
[02:54] Ganesha
    We will avenge Goblin!
[02:57] Jashin
    I'll just destroy all of you, too!
[02:59] Vampire
    That's right!
[02:59] Medusa
    Let's try not to hurt each other...
[03:00] Bird
    Better be ready!
[03:01] Goblin
    Hold it!
[03:03] Goblin
    You didn't forget about me, did you?
[03:06] All
    Goblin!
[03:07] Goblin
    The one who will avenge Goblin... is Goblin!
[03:10] Ganesha
    Are you okay?
[03:12] Goblin
    Yep! I willed my arm to grow back!
[03:13] Medusa
    Everyone...
[03:13] Skull
    Wow! Are you the Devil King or something?!
[03:15] Medusa
    Jashin-chan?
[03:17] Jashin
    Jashin-chan is now arriving on track 2.
[03:21] Jashin
    Wanna jump on?
[03:22] Minos
    Who are you?
[03:25] Jashin
    I'm... the shampoo that also conditions.
[03:30] Minos
    Shampoo?
[03:31] Jashin
    It's a joke. My name's Jashin-chan.
SIGN    Déjà vu...
[03:35] Minos
    Jashin-chan...
[03:36] Jashin
    Why aren't you playing with everyone?
[03:41] Minos
    I want to...
[03:43] Minos
    but it seems like they're all scared of me.
[03:49] Minos
    Aren't you scared of me?
[03:51] Jashin
    Huh? Not at all.
[03:54] Minos
    N-No one will like you
    if you hang around with me!
[03:57] Minos
    You won't be able to play
    with your friends anymore!
[03:59] Jashin
    Huh? Sure I will.
[04:02] Jashin
    They're my friends.
[04:04] Minos
    That's not what I mean!
[04:12] Jashin
    I heard that the minotaurs
    are a strong, kind-hearted race.
[04:18] Jashin
    They all just have the wrong idea.
[04:20] Jashin
    If you play with them,
    you can clear things up.
[04:23] Medusa
    Uh-huh!
[04:25] Minos
    Y-You think so?
[04:27] Jashin
    This is my best friend, Medusa.
[04:30] Jashin
    She's a weakling and a crybaby,
    so she gets picked on a lot.
[04:34] Jashin
    Of course, I pick on her a lot, too.
[04:36] Minos
    You're awful.
[04:38] Jashin
    That's right! I'm absolutely awful!
[04:41] Jashin
    Pretty awesome, huh?
[04:42] Minos
    You can't be both...
[04:45] Medusa
    Jashin-chan's dumb, but she's really nice!
[04:49] Jashin
    Who're you calling nice?!
[04:50] Minos
    But you didn't mind the "dumb" part...
[04:52] Medusa
    Minos-chan!
[04:53] Medusa
    Be Jashin-chan's friend, okay?
[04:56] Jashin
    Darn it, Medusa! Don't say it like that!
[04:59] Jashin
    I'm offering to be her friend!
[05:02] Jashin
    Come back here!
[05:04] Medusa
    I don't wanna!
[05:10] Minos
    You two are funny!
[05:15] Jashin
    Ding-a-ling-a-ling!
[05:17] Jashin
    Jashin-chan is now departing on track 2!
[05:20] Jashin
    Anyone who wants to play
    dodgeball better get on!
[05:23] Medusa
    Okay! I'll ride!
[05:25] Jashin
    The fare's one million.
[05:27] Medusa
    Huh?!
[05:28] Jashin
    For a million, you can
    ride all you want, forever.
[05:31] Jashin
    Great deal, right?
[05:37] Minos
    I'll ride, too!
[05:40] Jashin
    Okay, off we go! Watch 'er blow!
[05:44] Jashin
    And I'm two million richer!
[05:45] Medusa
    Huh?!
[05:47] Goblin
    Here.
[05:48] Minos
    Thanks!
[05:49] Minos
    Take that!
[05:52] Minos
    Hi-yah!
[05:54] Minos
    Here it comes!
SIGN    Year 3 Pazuzu Class
SIGN    You three have become very close, haven't you?
SIGN    Stand there until classes are over.
[06:33] Jashin
    I forgot that happened.
[06:36] Yurine
    You're being so quiet. It's not like you.
[06:39] Yurine
    This is the least cheerful you've
    been since the anime started.
[06:44] Yurine
    Who wants a million yen?
[06:47] Jashin
    I never did get my two million back then...
[06:53] Yurine
    You're lonely because Medusa and Minos
    are stuck in Hell for that festival, huh?
[06:59] Jashin
    A-Am not! It's not like that!
[07:02] Yurine
    The light has completely
    vanished from your face.
[07:06] Yurine
    They haven't been to the human
    realm in about a month now...
[07:11] Jashin
    Festivals in Hell last a long time.
[07:15] Yurine
    Why don't you try calling them?
[07:17] Jashin
    I can't call while they're at a festival.
[07:19] Jashin
    That'd be thoughtless of me.
[07:24] Yurine
    Are festivals in Hell that exciting?
[07:27] Jashin
    Everyone in Hell has forgotten about me.
[07:32] Jashin
    I might as well...
[07:33] Jashin
    ...not even exist at all.
[07:35] Yurine
    Oh, this is getting annoying now.
[07:37] Jashin
    I haven't ever heard a word from my parents.
[07:39] Jashin
    I wonder what Mom and Dad are up to...
[07:42] Jashin
    Don't they care that their daughter
    didn't come home for the festival?
[07:47] Jashin
    Maybe they actually just took me in,
[07:50] Jashin
    and I'm not their real daughter?
[07:53] Yurine
    Come to think of it, you've never
    talked about your parents before.
[08:01] Jashin
    Leggo.
[08:02] Yurine
    What do your parents do?
[08:06] Jashin
    Well, lots of stuff.
[08:08] Yurine
    Such as?
[08:09] Jashin
    Uh, like... business?
[08:11] Yurine
    They do lots of... business?
[08:13] Yurine
    You mean, they run a business as a pair?
[08:15] Jashin
    Not exactly as a pair...
[08:17] Jashin
    They have a lot of underlings,
    so it's more like a group...
[08:21] Yurine
    What? You mean, they have subsidiaries?
[08:24] Yurine
    Or a "group" in the corporate
    sense? Like, a conglomerate?
[08:27] Jashin
    Well, something like that...
[08:29] Yurine
    It's a conglomerate?
[08:30] Jashin
    In Japan, you'd call it the "So-and-So
    Conglomerate," or "Such-and-Such Group"...
[08:34] Yurine
    They're aristocrats?!
[08:35] Jashin
    I-In Hell, they're called "devistocrats"...
[08:39] Yurine
    Hang on!
[08:39] Yurine
    Does that make you some kind of princess?!
[08:43] Yurine
    I don't believe it! That's a shock
    to both me and the viewers!
[08:47] Yurine
    Give me all the details!
[08:49] Jashin
    Why? You've already made
    me give most of them.
[08:52] Yurine
    What?
[08:52] Jashin
    N-Next time, okay?
[08:54] Yurine
    You know, if you're a lady of high standing,
[08:57] Yurine
    people might see you differently.
[08:59] Jashin
    I-It's not like that!
SIGN    Smart-Aleck Devil
[09:01] Jashin
    I'm a smart-aleck devil! A pachinko addict!
[09:04] Yurine
    I was kidding.
[09:04] ---
    A fool! A scumbag! A moocher!
    A lousy cook! A common idiot!
[09:05] Yurine
    Your self-abuse is actually painful to watch.
[09:08] Yurine
    Anyway,
[09:08] Yurine
    why don't you give your
    parents a call, at least?
[09:11] Yurine
    They might be worried
    about why their daughter
[09:15] Yurine
    didn't make it home for the festival.
[09:20] Jashin
    I don't want to bother
    them at work, though...
[09:25] Jashin
    It's ringing!
[09:28] Jashin
    They ans—
[09:29] Jashin
    And they hung up.
[09:31] Yurine
    Sorry I made you do that.
[09:33] Yurine
    Why don't you go out and
    take your mind off things?
[09:36] Yurine
    Here's your allowance.
[09:37] Jashin
    I don't need it.
[09:39] Jashin
    I'll just go for a walk.
SIGN    Beth
[09:47] Jashin
    Hey, Beth.
[09:49] Jashin
    I'll take you with me on my walk for once.
[09:53] Jashin
    Beth went back to Hell, too?
[09:56] Jashin
    Beasts of Hell do come
    from Hell, after all...
[09:59] Jashin
    Bah!
SIGN    Smack
SIGN    Smack
SIGN    Smack
SIGN    Beth
[10:07] Jashin
    I feel so empty...
[10:11] Jashin
    Why did you choose this spot to die?
[10:15] Jashin
    Hey, custodian! There's a dead cicada here!
[10:17] Jashin
    Shouldn't you clean it up?!
[10:27] Jashin
    Hmph!
[10:31] Jashin
    Gah! The cicada final!
[10:36] Jashin
    Hey, you!
[10:37] Jashin
    I know what you look like!
[10:39] Jashin
    Next time I see you,
    I'll fry you up and eat you!
[10:42] Jashin
    Better make every moment
    of your seven-day lifespan count!
[10:49] Jashin
    Bah.
[10:50] DevilA
    Cicadas are believed to live only for a week,
[10:53] DevilA
    but they actually live for about a month.
[10:56] DevilA
    Well? Feeling a lot less
    sympathetic now, aren't you?
[11:02] Yurine
    It's not like Jashin-chan to turn down money.
[11:06] Yurine
    Maybe 500 yen wasn't enough?
[11:17] Jashin
    I'll play some pachinko or something.
SIGN    Life Theater
[11:21] Jashin
    I lost.
[11:24] Jashin
    What I need right now is a hearty
    plate of Bondy curry to cheer me up!
[11:30] Radio
    How are you all spending this
    afternoon of your summer break?
[11:33] Jashin
    I was in the mood for Manten, anyway.
[11:34] Radio
    I'm your host, radio personality, Kohyo Denpa.
[11:38] Radio
    Let's get straight into it with this segment:
[11:40] Radio
    "Scary Daytime Stories
    That Aren't Scary At All."
[11:46] Radio
    In this popular segment,
[11:48] Radio
    I read all the scary and bizarre
    stories our listeners send in
[11:51] Radio
    during the daytime
    so they'll be less scary.
[11:53] (Flashback) Minos
    Seconds on the extra-large curry!
[11:54] (Flashback) Medusa
    Wow! And that was such a generous portion!
[11:54] Radio
    Ghosts, UFOs, UMAs, giant
    monsters... Anything goes.
[11:58] Radio
    Here's our first submission.
    It's from Devil A-san in Tokyo.
[12:02] Radio
    "Hello, Koyho Denpa-san." Hello!
[12:03] Jashin
    I hope they're still eating okay in Hell...
[12:05] Radio
    "I saw a UFO. You might not believe me,
[12:09] Radio
    but one day, I was..."
[12:14] Jashin
    My belly is full, but my heart remains empty.
[12:19] Jashin
    It's so quiet.
[12:21] Jashin
    This area's usually packed with people.
[12:24] Jashin
    All right!
[12:25] Jashin
    Jashin-chan Dropkick!
[12:26] Jashin
    Dropkick! Dropkick! Dropkick! Dropkick!
    Dropkick! Dropkick! Dropkick! Dropkick!
[12:34] Jashin
    Jashin-chan Dropkick!
[12:36] Jashin
    Dropkick!
[12:37] Jashin
    Jashin-chan Dropkick!
[12:40] Jashin
    There. I saw my chance to
    unleash my dropkick, and I took it.
[12:45] Jashin
    I bet some of you forgot
    about our giveaway campaign
SIGN    Dropkick on My Devil! Dash
    Gift Giveaway Campaign
SIGN    Check our
    homepage
    for details.
[12:48] ---
    and just had this on for background noise.
[12:50] Jashin
    Don't forget to count all of my dropkicks
    and send in those submissions!
[12:58] Jashin
    It's quiet.
[13:00] Jashin
    Too quiet.
[13:03] Jashin
    What in the world happened to this town?
[13:08] Jashin
    Maybe...
[13:09] Jashin
    ...a spaceship showed up while I was asleep
[13:13] Jashin
    and abducted the entire human race?
[13:17] Jashin
    Or maybe all humans turned
    into zombies overnight,
[13:21] Jashin
    and they're hiding someplace
    dark during the day?
[13:26] Jashin
    I hope I'm not the only one
    left on Earth right now...
[13:32] Robot
    Yo! Thanks for dropping in!
[13:35] Jashin
    Never seen a robot clerk like this before.
[13:37] Robot
    Check it!
[13:39] Poporon
    I want to eat some soft serve...
SIGN    Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick
SIGN    Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick
SIGN    Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick
SIGN    Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick
SIGN    Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick
SIGN    Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick
SIGN    Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick
SIGN    Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick
[13:46] Poporon
    Meat and Potatoes is eating soft serve!
[13:50] Jashin
    Hey, it's you!
[13:52] Jashin
    On a delivery?
[13:53] Jashin
    Don't you have any "just have a drink"-type
    things that angels do on breaks?
[13:58] Poporon
    What does that mean?
    It sounds like some old song lyric!
[14:01] Poporon
    I was collecting the empty bowls
    to take back to the store.
[14:01] Jashin
    What could I say that would make sense, then?
SIGN    Genesis
[14:04] Poporon
    Unlike you, I don't have
    a lot of time on my hands.
[14:04] Jashin
    How about, "Now go"?
[14:06] Poporon
    Though, I do like that we get fewer
    delivery orders during Obon season...
[14:06] Jashin
    Or "Starship"? Or "Yamamoto"?
[14:10] Poporon
    Are you even listening?
[14:12] Jashin
    Anyway, want a bite?
[14:14] Poporon
    I don't want your half-eaten soft serve.
[14:17] Jashin
    This isn't soft serve.
[14:19] Jashin
    It's that ice cream they sell at the
    convenience store that looks like soft serve.
[14:24] Jashin
    I call it "hard serve."
[14:27] Poporon
    Oh, really?
[14:28] Jashin
    I guess you don't get my sense of humor.
[14:41] Poporon
    Summers in the human realm sure are hot.
[14:48] Poporon
    What's your problem? You look all gloomy.
[14:50] Poporon
    It's not like you.
[14:54] Jashin
    If Pekola went back to Heaven...
[14:57] Jashin
    and you were left here alone,
    would you be lonely?
[15:01] Poporon
    Huh? What brought that on?
[15:04] Poporon
    And no.
[15:05] Poporon
    I wouldn't be lonely at all.
[15:09] Jashin
    I see.
[15:10] Jashin
    Well, bye.
[15:13] Poporon
    Wait! What on earth's gotten into you?
[15:20] Poporon
    If I was left here alone, huh?
[15:27] Poporon
    I'll go pick on Pekola-sama
    before I head home.
[15:30] Jashin
    I'm back.
[15:36] Jashin
    Who are you?
[15:37] Yurine
    Huh?!
[15:38] Jashin
    Huh?!
[15:39] Jashin
    Wait, it's you, Yurine?
[15:41] Jashin
    I didn't recognize you in that costume.
[15:44] Yurine
    Can you only identify
    people by what they wear?
[15:47] Jashin
    My bad, my bad.
[15:49] Jashin
    So, why are you wearing that, anyway?
[15:52] Yurine
    Uh... b-because...
[15:54] Yurine
    I just wanted a little change of pace.
[15:57] Yurine
    What do you think of this outfit?
[15:59] Jashin
    Hmm... It looks sort of cheap.
[16:02] Jashin
    Like something they'd
    sell at a party goods shop.
[16:04] Yurine
    That figures.
[16:05] Yurine
    I did get it from a party goods shop.
[16:09] Jashin
    What is it a costume of, anyway?
[16:12] Yurine
    Huh? Can't you tell?
[16:17] Yurine
    It's a devil.
[16:20] Jashin
    A devil?! More like one of those bacteria
    from an illustration about tooth decay!
[16:24] Yurine
    What would look more like a devil, then?
[16:27] Jashin
    This.
[16:28] Yurine
    Oh, right. You're a devil. I forgot.
[16:32] Jashin
    That's a pretty important detail.
    Don't just forget it.
[16:37] Yurine
    You want me to put on a tail
    and go around with my top bare?
[16:40] Yurine
    No way. I'd humiliate myself.
[16:42] Jashin
    Apologize to all the people
    who cosplayed me at anime cons!
[16:47] Yurine
    What?
[16:48] Jashin
    Seeing that cheap costume
    is starting to irritate me!
[16:52] Jashin
    And that's supposed to be a devil?!
    It's an insult to devils!
[16:55] Yurine
    You make one, then.
[16:58] Yurine
    You're good at that sort of thing, right?
[17:00] Jashin
    Sure! I'll make a costume for you!
[17:06] Jashin
    Sewing machine, sewing machine...
[17:07] Jashin
    Just leave it all to me!
[17:17] Jashin
    All done!
[17:20] Jashin
    Wow! That's awesome!
[17:22] Jashin
    You look awesome!
[17:24] Jashin
    Fine work, if I do say so myself!
[17:27] Yurine
    It does look pretty cool,
[17:30] Yurine
    but it exposes so much...
[17:32] Jashin
    Nah, not really!
[17:34] Yurine
    Maybe not in your mind!
[17:36] Jashin
    There's also...
[17:37] Jashin
    Ta-da!
[17:38] Jashin
    I made a cape out of the leftover cloth!
[17:41] Yurine
    You had that much leftover?
[17:43] Jashin
    This isn't just any cape.
[17:46] Jashin
    It's the Pigeon Baron's cape.
[17:50] Yurine
    The Pigeon Baron?
SIGN    Pigeon
SIGN    Pigeon
SIGN    Baron
SIGN    Baron
SIGN    Pigeon
SIGN    Pigeon
SIGN    Baron
SIGN    Baron
[17:57] Pigeon
    I am the Pigeon Baron.
[17:59] Pigeon
    I'm a very bad guy!
[18:01] Pigeon
    Today, I'll take this bun
    that I bought at Savin'...
[18:04] Pigeon
    and casually place it in the
    bread section at Fanny Mart!
[18:07] Pigeon
    "Why is there Savin' bread at Fanny Mart?!"
[18:10] Pigeon
    The humans will be thoroughly confused!
SIGN    To Be Continued
[18:13] Pigeon
    Pigeon, pigeon, pigeon, pigeon, pigeon!
[18:15] Jashin
    He really is the coolest!
[18:17] ---
    He wears a mask of a dove, the symbol
    of peace, but does all those bad things!
[18:23] Jashin
    And more than anything,
    his cape is so freaking cool!
[18:26] Yurine
    Uh, I see...
[18:28] Jashin
    I'm gonna put it on right now!
[18:33] Jashin
    I look so damn cool!
[18:35] Yurine
    Yeah, okay.
[18:36] Jashin
    Oh, dear.
[18:37] Jashin
    This amazingness...
[18:40] Jashin
    ...must be seen by everyone in Jinbocho!
[18:43] Yurine
    Stop it. You're embarrassing me.
[18:44] Jashin
    Come on! Isn't this the coolest thing ever?!
[18:47] Jashin
    It's so hot!
[18:49] Jashin
    Hey! What are you doing?!
[18:51] Yurine
    Don't worry.
[18:52] Yurine
    Just hold still.
[18:56] Yurine
    How's that?
[18:59] Jashin
    I like it! It suits me!
[19:02] Yurine
    I made you look cute.
[19:04] Yurine
    Now stay at home and behave yourself.
[19:05] Jashin
    'Kay!
[19:07] Jashin
    I really like this!
[19:09] Jashin
    Oh, I know!
[19:10] Jashin
    Since we're both dressed up,
    let's take a selfie together!
[19:13] Jashin
    Selfie, selfie!
[19:15] Jashin
    Say "Nagoya cochin"!
[19:19] Jashin
    I kinda goofed up on your costume.
[19:22] Jashin
    You have no boobs,
[19:24] Jashin
    so I shouldn't have made a design
    that emphasizes the chest.
[19:27] Jashin
    You have nothing to emphasize.
[19:31] Jashin
    There's so much space here,
    it actually looks kinda goofy.
[19:35] Jashin
    Right?
[19:37] Jashin
    Huh?
[19:38] Jashin
    What?
[19:43] Jashin
    Eisbein!
[19:46] Yurine
    I just felt annoyed for some reason.
[19:48] Yurine
    This outfit itself is cute, though.
[19:50] Yurine
    I like it.
[19:52] All
    We're back!
[19:53] Medusa
    Oh?
[19:54] Medusa
    What's that outfit for,
    Yurine-san? It's so cute!
[19:57] Minos
    How've you been doing?
[19:59] Minos
    Actually, I guess we weren't
    away that long, huh?
[20:02] Medusa
    Oh, your hair looks cute that way!
[20:04] Jashin
    Y-You're back already?
[20:07] Jashin
    It was so nice and quiet while you
    guys were back in Hell. What a pity.
[20:12] Medusa
    Aw, listen to you.
SIGN    Just can't be honest, can you?
[20:16] Minos
    Hey!
[20:16] Minos
    That's the Pigeon Baron's cape, isn't it?
[20:19] Minos
    Let me wear it for a while, too!
[20:22] Jashin
    Don't zoom the camera out!
[20:25] Jashin
    With my hair up like this,
    you'll see everything!
[20:27] Yurine
    You're a real pain.
[20:41] Clock
    How amusing! How amusing! How amusing!
[20:48] Jashin
    You guys pick the best souvenirs!
[20:51] Minos
    We knew you'd like it!
SIGN    I'm gla—
[20:54] Jashin
    Oh, yeah! Aren't you three hungry?
[20:57] Minos
    I'm starving!
[20:58] Medusa
    Since we left Hell in a hurry,
[21:00] Medusa
    we haven't eaten since this morning.
[21:03] Jashin
    I'll whip up something tasty right now!
SIGN    M-My bones...
SIGN    M-My backbone...
[21:06] Medusa
    Okay! I'll help!
[21:08] Minos
    Me, too!
[21:10] Minos
    Tie me up in back, would you?
[21:12] Jashin
    Oh, very well!
SIGN    Ouch...
SIGN    Jashin-chan sure is in a good mood.
SIGN    Did something good happen?
[21:22] Yurine
    Well, yes.
[21:22] Minos
    All ready!
[21:24] Jashin
    I'll make whatever you want today, Yurine!
[21:27] Jashin
    Anything! Just name it!
[21:29] Yurine
    Okay... I'll say curry, then.
[21:31] Jashin
    I had curry for lunch, though.
[21:33] Medusa
    Huh?
[21:33] Minos
    No fair eating curry without us!
[21:35] Jashin
    It's not my fault you guys weren't here!
[23:10] Yurine
    Kyon-kyon, you want to be human, right?
[23:12] Kyon
    Yes! I want to become
    a human as soon as possible!
[23:15] Ran
    Undo the curse on your sister first!
[23:17] Ran
    Release me from this panda form!
[23:19] Yurine
    Remind me. Why'd you turn into a panda?
[23:20] Ran
    I would've rather been a different animal!
[23:23] Yurine
    Why?
[23:24] Ran
    Like a shoebill, maybe!
[23:26] Ran
    It'd be fun to just stand around all day!
[23:28] Kyon
    Oh, no! Onee-chan turned into a shoebill!
[23:33] Yurine
    Hmm... I think I get it.
[23:35] Ran
    This isn't fun at all!
[23:37] Kyon
    Life just isn't kind, is it?