# E8 - Untitled
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***SIGN*** Hell School
***SIGN*** Hell School
***SIGN*** Year 3 Pazuzu Class
***SIGN*** Attention, everyone.
***SIGN*** I have a new friend to introduce to you all today.
***SIGN*** This is Minos-chan.
***SIGN*** Make her feel welcome, okay?
**[01:41] Minos**
Hi, everyone!
**[01:43] Minos**
Nice to meet you!
**[01:45] Goblin**
That's a minotaur!
**[01:47] Ganesha**
They're really strong
and unusually ferocious.
**[01:50] Skull**
Seriously?!
**[01:51] Skull**
Scary! We better not get too close!
**[01:54] Goblin**
Yeah.
**[01:55] Ganesha**
She might rip our bones right out.
**[01:57] Skull**
What? I'm nothing *but* bones!
**[02:01] Goblin**
Let's play dodgeball!
**[02:02] All**
Yeah!
**[02:06] Goblin**
Fire Shot!
**[02:12] Jashin**
For some reason, I really
envy this round, rolling ball.
**[02:18] Jashin**
Take this! Murder Ball!
**[02:27] Goblin**
My arm!
**[02:28] Skull**
Goblin!
**[02:29] Ganesha**
You okay?!
**[02:30] Jashin**
Got 'im!
**[02:31] Vampire**
You're amazing, Jashin-chan!
**[02:33] Medusa**
I hope he's okay...
**[02:37] All**
Hang in there, Goblin!
***SIGN*** Hell's Fun
***SIGN*** Social Studies
***SIGN*** Year 3
**[02:54] Ganesha**
We will avenge Goblin!
**[02:57] Jashin**
I'll just destroy all of you, too!
**[02:59] Vampire**
That's right!
**[02:59] Medusa**
Let's try not to hurt each other...
**[03:00] Bird**
Better be ready!
**[03:01] Goblin**
Hold it!
**[03:03] Goblin**
You didn't forget about me, did you?
**[03:06] All**
Goblin!
**[03:07] Goblin**
The one who will avenge Goblin... is Goblin!
**[03:10] Ganesha**
Are you okay?
**[03:12] Goblin**
Yep! I willed my arm to grow back!
**[03:13] Medusa**
Everyone...
**[03:13] Skull**
Wow! Are you the Devil King or something?!
**[03:15] Medusa**
Jashin-chan?
**[03:17] Jashin**
Jashin-chan is now arriving on track 2.
**[03:21] Jashin**
Wanna jump on?
**[03:22] Minos**
Who are you?
**[03:25] Jashin**
I'm... the shampoo that also conditions.
**[03:30] Minos**
Shampoo?
**[03:31] Jashin**
It's a joke. My name's Jashin-chan.
***SIGN*** Déjà vu...
**[03:35] Minos**
Jashin-chan...
**[03:36] Jashin**
Why aren't you playing with everyone?
**[03:41] Minos**
I want to...
**[03:43] Minos**
but it seems like they're all scared of me.
**[03:49] Minos**
Aren't you scared of me?
**[03:51] Jashin**
Huh? Not at all.
**[03:54] Minos**
N-No one will like you
if you hang around with me!
**[03:57] Minos**
You won't be able to play
with your friends anymore!
**[03:59] Jashin**
Huh? Sure I will.
**[04:02] Jashin**
They're my friends.
**[04:04] Minos**
That's not what I mean!
**[04:12] Jashin**
I heard that the minotaurs
are a strong, kind-hearted race.
**[04:18] Jashin**
They all just have the wrong idea.
**[04:20] Jashin**
If you play with them,
you can clear things up.
**[04:23] Medusa**
Uh-huh!
**[04:25] Minos**
Y-You think so?
**[04:27] Jashin**
This is my best friend, Medusa.
**[04:30] Jashin**
She's a weakling and a crybaby,
so she gets picked on a lot.
**[04:34] Jashin**
Of course, I pick on her a lot, too.
**[04:36] Minos**
You're awful.
**[04:38] Jashin**
That's right! I'm absolutely awful!
**[04:41] Jashin**
Pretty awesome, huh?
**[04:42] Minos**
You can't be both...
**[04:45] Medusa**
Jashin-chan's dumb, but she's really nice!
**[04:49] Jashin**
Who're you calling nice?!
**[04:50] Minos**
But you didn't mind the "dumb" part...
**[04:52] Medusa**
Minos-chan!
**[04:53] Medusa**
Be Jashin-chan's friend, okay?
**[04:56] Jashin**
Darn it, Medusa! Don't say it like that!
**[04:59] Jashin**
*I'm* offering to be *her* friend!
**[05:02] Jashin**
Come back here!
**[05:04] Medusa**
I don't wanna!
**[05:10] Minos**
You two are funny!
**[05:15] Jashin**
Ding-a-ling-a-ling!
**[05:17] Jashin**
Jashin-chan is now departing on track 2!
**[05:20] Jashin**
Anyone who wants to play
dodgeball better get on!
**[05:23] Medusa**
Okay! I'll ride!
**[05:25] Jashin**
The fare's one million.
**[05:27] Medusa**
Huh?!
**[05:28] Jashin**
For a million, you can
ride all you want, forever.
**[05:31] Jashin**
Great deal, right?
**[05:37] Minos**
I'll ride, too!
**[05:40] Jashin**
Okay, off we go! Watch 'er blow!
**[05:44] Jashin**
And I'm two million richer!
**[05:45] Medusa**
Huh?!
**[05:47] Goblin**
Here.
**[05:48] Minos**
Thanks!
**[05:49] Minos**
Take that!
**[05:52] Minos**
Hi-yah!
**[05:54] Minos**
Here it comes!
***SIGN*** Year 3 Pazuzu Class
***SIGN*** You three have become very close, haven't you?
***SIGN*** Stand there until classes are over.
**[06:33] Jashin**
I forgot that happened.
**[06:36] Yurine**
You're being so quiet. It's not like you.
**[06:39] Yurine**
This is the least cheerful you've
been since the anime started.
**[06:44] Yurine**
Who wants a million yen?
**[06:47] Jashin**
I never did get my two million back then...
**[06:53] Yurine**
You're lonely because Medusa and Minos
are stuck in Hell for that festival, huh?
**[06:59] Jashin**
A-Am not! It's not like that!
**[07:02] Yurine**
The light has completely
vanished from your face.
**[07:06] Yurine**
They haven't been to the human
realm in about a month now...
**[07:11] Jashin**
Festivals in Hell last a long time.
**[07:15] Yurine**
Why don't you try calling them?
**[07:17] Jashin**
I can't call while they're at a festival.
**[07:19] Jashin**
That'd be thoughtless of me.
**[07:24] Yurine**
Are festivals in Hell that exciting?
**[07:27] Jashin**
Everyone in Hell has forgotten about me.
**[07:32] Jashin**
I might as well...
**[07:33] Jashin**
...not even exist at all.
**[07:35] Yurine**
Oh, this is getting annoying now.
**[07:37] Jashin**
I haven't ever heard a word from my parents.
**[07:39] Jashin**
I wonder what Mom and Dad are up to...
**[07:42] Jashin**
Don't they care that their daughter
didn't come home for the festival?
**[07:47] Jashin**
Maybe they actually just took me in,
**[07:50] Jashin**
and I'm not their real daughter?
**[07:53] Yurine**
Come to think of it, you've never
talked about your parents before.
**[08:01] Jashin**
Leggo.
**[08:02] Yurine**
What do your parents do?
**[08:06] Jashin**
Well, lots of stuff.
**[08:08] Yurine**
Such as?
**[08:09] Jashin**
Uh, like... business?
**[08:11] Yurine**
They do lots of... business?
**[08:13] Yurine**
You mean, they run a business as a pair?
**[08:15] Jashin**
Not exactly as a pair...
**[08:17] Jashin**
They have a lot of underlings,
so it's more like a group...
**[08:21] Yurine**
What? You mean, they have subsidiaries?
**[08:24] Yurine**
Or a "group" in the corporate
sense? Like, a conglomerate?
**[08:27] Jashin**
Well, something like that...
**[08:29] Yurine**
It's a conglomerate?
**[08:30] Jashin**
In Japan, you'd call it the "So-and-So
Conglomerate," or "Such-and-Such Group"...
**[08:34] Yurine**
They're aristocrats?!
**[08:35] Jashin**
I-In Hell, they're called "devistocrats"...
**[08:39] Yurine**
Hang on!
**[08:39] Yurine**
Does that make you some kind of princess?!
**[08:43] Yurine**
I don't believe it! That's a shock
to both me and the viewers!
**[08:47] Yurine**
Give me all the details!
**[08:49] Jashin**
Why? You've already made
me give most of them.
**[08:52] Yurine**
What?
**[08:52] Jashin**
N-Next time, okay?
**[08:54] Yurine**
You know, if you're a lady of high standing,
**[08:57] Yurine**
people might see you differently.
**[08:59] Jashin**
I-It's not like that!
***SIGN*** Smart-Aleck Devil
**[09:01] Jashin**
I'm a smart-aleck devil! A pachinko addict!
**[09:04] Yurine**
I was kidding.
**[09:04] ---**
A fool! A scumbag! A moocher!
A lousy cook! A common idiot!
**[09:05] Yurine**
Your self-abuse is actually painful to watch.
**[09:08] Yurine**
Anyway,
**[09:08] Yurine**
why don't you give your
parents a call, at least?
**[09:11] Yurine**
They might be worried
about why their daughter
**[09:15] Yurine**
didn't make it home for the festival.
**[09:20] Jashin**
I don't want to bother
them at work, though...
**[09:25] Jashin**
It's ringing!
**[09:28] Jashin**
They ans—
**[09:29] Jashin**
And they hung up.
**[09:31] Yurine**
Sorry I made you do that.
**[09:33] Yurine**
Why don't you go out and
take your mind off things?
**[09:36] Yurine**
Here's your allowance.
**[09:37] Jashin**
I don't need it.
**[09:39] Jashin**
I'll just go for a walk.
***SIGN*** Beth
**[09:47] Jashin**
Hey, Beth.
**[09:49] Jashin**
I'll take you with me on my walk for once.
**[09:53] Jashin**
Beth went back to Hell, too?
**[09:56] Jashin**
Beasts of Hell do come
from Hell, after all...
**[09:59] Jashin**
Bah!
***SIGN*** Smack
***SIGN*** Smack
***SIGN*** Smack
***SIGN*** Beth
**[10:07] Jashin**
I feel so empty...
**[10:11] Jashin**
Why did you choose this spot to die?
**[10:15] Jashin**
Hey, custodian! There's a dead cicada here!
**[10:17] Jashin**
Shouldn't you clean it up?!
**[10:27] Jashin**
Hmph!
**[10:31] Jashin**
Gah! The cicada final!
**[10:36] Jashin**
Hey, you!
**[10:37] Jashin**
I know what you look like!
**[10:39] Jashin**
Next time I see you,
I'll fry you up and eat you!
**[10:42] Jashin**
Better make every moment
of your seven-day lifespan count!
**[10:49] Jashin**
Bah.
**[10:50] DevilA**
Cicadas are believed to live only for a week,
**[10:53] DevilA**
but they actually live for about a month.
**[10:56] DevilA**
Well? Feeling a lot less
sympathetic now, aren't you?
**[11:02] Yurine**
It's not like Jashin-chan to turn down money.
**[11:06] Yurine**
Maybe 500 yen wasn't enough?
**[11:17] Jashin**
I'll play some pachinko or something.
***SIGN*** Life Theater
**[11:21] Jashin**
I lost.
**[11:24] Jashin**
What I need right now is a hearty
plate of Bondy curry to cheer me up!
**[11:30] Radio**
* How are you all spending this*
* afternoon of your summer break?*
**[11:33] Jashin**
I was in the mood for Manten, anyway.
**[11:34] Radio**
*I'm your host, radio personality, Kohyo Denpa.*
**[11:38] Radio**
*Let's get straight into it with this segment:*
**[11:40] Radio**
* "Scary Daytime Stories*
* That Aren't Scary At All."*
**[11:46] Radio**
*In this popular segment,*
**[11:48] Radio**
* I read all the scary and bizarre*
* stories our listeners send in*
**[11:51] Radio**
* during the daytime*
* so they'll be less scary.*
**[11:53] (Flashback) Minos**
Seconds on the extra-large curry!
**[11:54] (Flashback) Medusa**
Wow! And that was such a generous portion!
**[11:54] Radio**
* Ghosts, UFOs, UMAs, giant*
* monsters... Anything goes.*
**[11:58] Radio**
* Here's our first submission.*
* It's from Devil A-san in Tokyo.*
**[12:02] Radio**
*"Hello, Koyho Denpa-san." Hello!*
**[12:03] Jashin**
I hope they're still eating okay in Hell...
**[12:05] Radio**
*"I saw a UFO. You might not believe me,*
**[12:09] Radio**
*but one day, I was..."*
**[12:14] Jashin**
My belly is full, but my heart remains empty.
**[12:19] Jashin**
It's so quiet.
**[12:21] Jashin**
This area's usually packed with people.
**[12:24] Jashin**
All right!
**[12:25] Jashin**
Jashin-chan Dropkick!
**[12:26] Jashin**
Dropkick! Dropkick! Dropkick! Dropkick!
Dropkick! Dropkick! Dropkick! Dropkick!
**[12:34] Jashin**
Jashin-chan Dropkick!
**[12:36] Jashin**
Dropkick!
**[12:37] Jashin**
Jashin-chan Dropkick!
**[12:40] Jashin**
There. I saw my chance to
unleash my dropkick, and I took it.
**[12:45] Jashin**
I bet some of you forgot
about our giveaway campaign
***SIGN*** Dropkick on My Devil! Dash
Gift Giveaway Campaign
***SIGN*** Check our
homepage
for details.
**[12:48] ---**
and just had this on for background noise.
**[12:50] Jashin**
Don't forget to count all of my dropkicks
and send in those submissions!
**[12:58] Jashin**
*It's quiet.*
**[13:00] Jashin**
*Too quiet.*
**[13:03] Jashin**
*What in the world happened to this town?*
**[13:08] Jashin**
*Maybe...*
**[13:09] Jashin**
*...a spaceship showed up while I was asleep*
**[13:13] Jashin**
*and abducted the entire human race?*
**[13:17] Jashin**
* Or maybe all humans turned*
* into zombies overnight,*
**[13:21] Jashin**
* and they're hiding someplace*
* dark during the day?*
**[13:26] Jashin**
* I hope I'm not the only one*
* left on Earth right now...*
**[13:32] Robot**
Yo! Thanks for dropping in!
**[13:35] Jashin**
Never seen a robot clerk like this before.
**[13:37] Robot**
Check it!
**[13:39] Poporon**
I want to eat some soft serve...
***SIGN*** Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick
***SIGN*** Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick
***SIGN*** Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick
***SIGN*** Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick
***SIGN*** Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick
***SIGN*** Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick
***SIGN*** Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick
***SIGN*** Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick
**[13:46] Poporon**
Meat and Potatoes is eating soft serve!
**[13:50] Jashin**
Hey, it's you!
**[13:52] Jashin**
On a delivery?
**[13:53] Jashin**
Don't you have any "just have a drink"-type
things that angels do on breaks?
**[13:58] Poporon**
What does that mean?
It sounds like some old song lyric!
**[14:01] Poporon**
I was collecting the empty bowls
to take back to the store.
**[14:01] Jashin**
What could I say that would make sense, then?
***SIGN*** Genesis
**[14:04] Poporon**
Unlike you, I don't have
a lot of time on my hands.
**[14:04] Jashin**
How about, "Now go"?
**[14:06] Poporon**
Though, I do like that we get fewer
delivery orders during Obon season...
**[14:06] Jashin**
Or "Starship"? Or "Yamamoto"?
**[14:10] Poporon**
Are you even listening?
**[14:12] Jashin**
Anyway, want a bite?
**[14:14] Poporon**
I don't want your half-eaten soft serve.
**[14:17] Jashin**
This isn't soft serve.
**[14:19] Jashin**
It's that ice cream they sell at the
convenience store that *looks* like soft serve.
**[14:24] Jashin**
I call it "hard serve."
**[14:27] Poporon**
Oh, really?
**[14:28] Jashin**
I guess you don't get my sense of humor.
**[14:41] Poporon**
Summers in the human realm sure are hot.
**[14:48] Poporon**
What's your problem? You look all gloomy.
**[14:50] Poporon**
It's not like you.
**[14:54] Jashin**
If Pekola went back to Heaven...
**[14:57] Jashin**
and you were left here alone,
would you be lonely?
**[15:01] Poporon**
Huh? What brought that on?
**[15:04] Poporon**
And no.
**[15:05] Poporon**
I wouldn't be lonely at all.
**[15:09] Jashin**
I see.
**[15:10] Jashin**
Well, bye.
**[15:13] Poporon**
Wait! What on earth's gotten into you?
**[15:20] Poporon**
If I was left here alone, huh?
**[15:27] Poporon**
I'll go pick on Pekola-sama
before I head home.
**[15:30] Jashin**
I'm back.
**[15:36] Jashin**
Who are you?
**[15:37] Yurine**
Huh?!
**[15:38] Jashin**
Huh?!
**[15:39] Jashin**
Wait, it's you, Yurine?
**[15:41] Jashin**
I didn't recognize you in that costume.
**[15:44] Yurine**
Can you only identify
people by what they wear?
**[15:47] Jashin**
My bad, my bad.
**[15:49] Jashin**
So, why are you wearing that, anyway?
**[15:52] Yurine**
Uh... b-because...
**[15:54] Yurine**
I just wanted a little change of pace.
**[15:57] Yurine**
What do you think of this outfit?
**[15:59] Jashin**
Hmm... It looks sort of cheap.
**[16:02] Jashin**
Like something they'd
sell at a party goods shop.
**[16:04] Yurine**
That figures.
**[16:05] Yurine**
I did get it from a party goods shop.
**[16:09] Jashin**
What is it a costume of, anyway?
**[16:12] Yurine**
Huh? Can't you tell?
**[16:17] Yurine**
It's a devil.
**[16:20] Jashin**
A devil?! More like one of those bacteria
from an illustration about tooth decay!
**[16:24] Yurine**
What would look more like a devil, then?
**[16:27] Jashin**
This.
**[16:28] Yurine**
Oh, right. You're a devil. I forgot.
**[16:32] Jashin**
That's a pretty important detail.
Don't just forget it.
**[16:37] Yurine**
You want me to put on a tail
and go around with my top bare?
**[16:40] Yurine**
No way. I'd humiliate myself.
**[16:42] Jashin**
Apologize to all the people
who cosplayed me at anime cons!
**[16:47] Yurine**
What?
**[16:48] Jashin**
Seeing that cheap costume
is starting to irritate me!
**[16:52] Jashin**
And that's supposed to be a devil?!
It's an insult to devils!
**[16:55] Yurine**
You make one, then.
**[16:58] Yurine**
You're good at that sort of thing, right?
**[17:00] Jashin**
Sure! I'll make a costume for you!
**[17:06] Jashin**
Sewing machine, sewing machine...
**[17:07] Jashin**
Just leave it all to me!
**[17:17] Jashin**
All done!
**[17:20] Jashin**
Wow! That's awesome!
**[17:22] Jashin**
You look awesome!
**[17:24] Jashin**
Fine work, if I do say so myself!
**[17:27] Yurine**
It does look pretty cool,
**[17:30] Yurine**
but it exposes so much...
**[17:32] Jashin**
Nah, not really!
**[17:34] Yurine**
Maybe not in your mind!
**[17:36] Jashin**
There's also...
**[17:37] Jashin**
Ta-da!
**[17:38] Jashin**
I made a cape out of the leftover cloth!
**[17:41] Yurine**
You had that much leftover?
**[17:43] Jashin**
This isn't just any cape.
**[17:46] Jashin**
It's the Pigeon Baron's cape.
**[17:50] Yurine**
The Pigeon Baron?
***SIGN*** Pigeon
***SIGN*** Pigeon
***SIGN*** Baron
***SIGN*** Baron
***SIGN*** Pigeon
***SIGN*** Pigeon
***SIGN*** Baron
***SIGN*** Baron
**[17:57] Pigeon**
*I am the Pigeon Baron.*
**[17:59] Pigeon**
*I'm a very bad guy!*
**[18:01] Pigeon**
* Today, I'll take this bun*
* that I bought at Savin'...*
**[18:04] Pigeon**
* and casually place it in the*
* bread section at Fanny Mart!*
**[18:07] Pigeon**
*"Why is there Savin' bread at Fanny Mart?!"*
**[18:10] Pigeon**
*The humans will be thoroughly confused!*
***SIGN*** To Be Continued
**[18:13] Pigeon**
*Pigeon, pigeon, pigeon, pigeon, pigeon!*
**[18:15] Jashin**
He really is the coolest!
**[18:17] ---**
He wears a mask of a dove, the symbol
of peace, but does all those bad things!
**[18:23] Jashin**
And more than anything,
his cape is so freaking cool!
**[18:26] Yurine**
Uh, I see...
**[18:28] Jashin**
I'm gonna put it on right now!
**[18:33] Jashin**
I look so damn cool!
**[18:35] Yurine**
Yeah, okay.
**[18:36] Jashin**
Oh, dear.
**[18:37] Jashin**
This amazingness...
**[18:40] Jashin**
...must be seen by everyone in Jinbocho!
**[18:43] Yurine**
Stop it. You're embarrassing me.
**[18:44] Jashin**
Come on! Isn't this the coolest thing ever?!
**[18:47] Jashin**
It's so hot!
**[18:49] Jashin**
Hey! What are you doing?!
**[18:51] Yurine**
Don't worry.
**[18:52] Yurine**
Just hold still.
**[18:56] Yurine**
How's that?
**[18:59] Jashin**
I like it! It suits me!
**[19:02] Yurine**
I made you look cute.
**[19:04] Yurine**
Now stay at home and behave yourself.
**[19:05] Jashin**
'Kay!
**[19:07] Jashin**
I really like this!
**[19:09] Jashin**
Oh, I know!
**[19:10] Jashin**
Since we're both dressed up,
let's take a selfie together!
**[19:13] Jashin**
Selfie, selfie!
**[19:15] Jashin**
Say "Nagoya cochin"!
**[19:19] Jashin**
I kinda goofed up on your costume.
**[19:22] Jashin**
You have no boobs,
**[19:24] Jashin**
so I shouldn't have made a design
that emphasizes the chest.
**[19:27] Jashin**
You have nothing to emphasize.
**[19:31] Jashin**
There's so much space here,
it actually looks kinda goofy.
**[19:35] Jashin**
Right?
**[19:37] Jashin**
Huh?
**[19:38] Jashin**
What?
**[19:43] Jashin**
Eisbein!
**[19:46] Yurine**
I just felt annoyed for some reason.
**[19:48] Yurine**
This outfit itself is cute, though.
**[19:50] Yurine**
I like it.
**[19:52] All**
We're back!
**[19:53] Medusa**
Oh?
**[19:54] Medusa**
What's that outfit for,
Yurine-san? It's so cute!
**[19:57] Minos**
How've you been doing?
**[19:59] Minos**
Actually, I guess we weren't
away *that* long, huh?
**[20:02] Medusa**
Oh, your hair looks cute that way!
**[20:04] Jashin**
Y-You're back already?
**[20:07] Jashin**
It was so nice and quiet while you
guys were back in Hell. What a pity.
**[20:12] Medusa**
Aw, listen to you.
***SIGN*** Just can't be honest, can you?
**[20:16] Minos**
Hey!
**[20:16] Minos**
That's the Pigeon Baron's cape, isn't it?
**[20:19] Minos**
Let me wear it for a while, too!
**[20:22] Jashin**
Don't zoom the camera out!
**[20:25] Jashin**
With my hair up like this,
you'll see everything!
**[20:27] Yurine**
You're a real pain.
**[20:41] Clock**
How amusing! How amusing! How amusing!
**[20:48] Jashin**
You guys pick the best souvenirs!
**[20:51] Minos**
We knew you'd like it!
***SIGN*** I'm gla—
**[20:54] Jashin**
Oh, yeah! Aren't you three hungry?
**[20:57] Minos**
I'm starving!
**[20:58] Medusa**
Since we left Hell in a hurry,
**[21:00] Medusa**
we haven't eaten since this morning.
**[21:03] Jashin**
I'll whip up something tasty right now!
***SIGN*** M-My bones...
***SIGN*** M-My backbone...
**[21:06] Medusa**
Okay! I'll help!
**[21:08] Minos**
Me, too!
**[21:10] Minos**
Tie me up in back, would you?
**[21:12] Jashin**
Oh, very well!
***SIGN*** Ouch...
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan sure is in a good mood.
***SIGN*** Did something good happen?
**[21:22] Yurine**
Well, yes.
**[21:22] Minos**
All ready!
**[21:24] Jashin**
I'll make whatever you want today, Yurine!
**[21:27] Jashin**
Anything! Just name it!
**[21:29] Yurine**
Okay... I'll say curry, then.
**[21:31] Jashin**
I had curry for lunch, though.
**[21:33] Medusa**
Huh?
**[21:33] Minos**
No fair eating curry without us!
**[21:35] Jashin**
It's not my fault you guys weren't here!
**[23:10] Yurine**
Kyon-kyon, you want to be human, right?
**[23:12] Kyon**
Yes! I want to become
a human as soon as possible!
**[23:15] Ran**
Undo the curse on your sister first!
**[23:17] Ran**
Release me from this panda form!
**[23:19] Yurine**
Remind me. Why'd you turn into a panda?
**[23:20] Ran**
I would've rather been a different animal!
**[23:23] Yurine**
Why?
**[23:24] Ran**
Like a shoebill, maybe!
**[23:26] Ran**
It'd be fun to just stand around all day!
**[23:28] Kyon**
Oh, no! Onee-chan turned into a shoebill!
**[23:33] Yurine**
Hmm... I think I get it.
**[23:35] Ran**
This isn't fun at all!
**[23:37] Kyon**
Life just isn't kind, is it?