E9 - Untitled

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[00:02] Jashin
    Seven... eight... nine...
[00:07] Jashin
    Ten.
[00:11] Jashin
    I couldn't stop it.
[00:13] Jashin
    Catch up! Get in there!
[00:16] Jashin
    Our money for this month's living
    expenses vanished at the races.
[00:21] Jashin
    What's more...
[00:22] (Flashback) Medusa
    Sorry, Jashin-chan.
[00:23] (Flashback) Medusa
    I'm going on a trip with my family,
    so I'll be away from the human realm for a week.
[00:29] Jashin
    She's vanished from my life, too.
[00:29] Medusa
    I'll buy you souvenirs!
SIGN    To Jashin-chan
    From Medusa
[00:33] Jashin
    All she left for me was a single letter.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Dear Jashin-chan «
    
SIGN    Use this money to buy food and have a little
    bit of fun while I'm away from the human
    realm. I really would like to go see you, but
    my dad has gone all-out for this trip. Sorry.
    I'll be visiting lots of places, so I'll buy you
    souvenirs again. Look forward to it!
    Oh, and Yurine-san called me saying that she
    suspects you've been going to the races again.
    You can use some of this money for that if you
    want, but if you use Yurine-san's money, make
    sure you return it. There's 100,000 yen here,
    so you should be fine, but if it starts to run low,
    just call me and I'll send more.
[00:37] (Flashback) Medusa
    Dear Jashin-chan. Use this money—
[00:39] Jashin
    Way to go, ATM!
[00:41] Jashin
    I thought I'd dodged this bullet
    that came flying out of nowhere...
[00:46] Jashin
    Ten bills...
[00:48] Jashin
    All the bills Medusa left me three
    days ago were ten-thousands.
[00:53] Jashin
    When did they turn into thousands?!
[00:56] DevilA
    Allow me to explain.
[00:57] DevilA
    Jashin-chan is...
[00:59] DevilA
    ...going to do the same thing again!
[01:01] Jashin
    I'm doomed!
SIGN    Life
    Theater
[02:34] Jashin
    If you don't have money,
    you just need to make some!
[02:36] Jashin
    Using alchemy!
[02:38] Jashin
    Yes! It's time to reveal my title!
[02:42] Jashin
    It's...
SIGN    FULLMONEY ALCHEMIST
SIGN    FULLMONEY ALCHEMIST
SIGN    FULLMONEY ALCHEMIST
SIGN    FULLMONEY ALCHEMIST
[02:43] Jashin
    The Full... Money Alchemist!
[02:48] Jashin
    My power... is the power of money.
[02:57] Jashin
    This wasn't supposed to...
[03:01] Jashin
    Damn it!
[03:04] Jashin
    It was all taken from me!
[03:06] Jashin
    Why?! Isn't it all about
    equivalent exchange?!
[03:08] Jashin
    How does 10,000 yen
    transmute into three candies?!
[03:12] Kyon
    Jashin-chan!
[03:14] Jashin
    Kyon-Kyon?
[03:15] Kyon
    Pachinko again?
[03:17] Ran
    I bet you lost again, didn't you?
[03:19] Jashin
    Damn you, Ran-Ran!
[03:20] Jashin
    I just happened to lose today!
    I'm still in profit overall!
[03:23] Ran
    The only one who profits
    in gambling is the bookmaker.
[03:26] Jashin
    Screw you!
[03:27] Jashin
    You're just a dumb animal that eats
    bamboo even though you're a carnivore!
[03:31] Jashin
    Suck on this candy I transmuted and shut up!
[03:35] Jsahin
    Here. You get one, too.
[03:38] Kyon
    It's sweet!
[03:39] Ran
    Wei dao bu cuo!
[03:42] Jashin
    By the way...
[03:44] Jashin
    Have you two gotten paid for
    your work at the used bookstore?
[03:48] Kyon
    Yep!
[03:50] Jashin
    Listen, I hate to let this slip...
[03:55] Jashin
    but there's a big race tomorrow that
    could cancel out my losses from today.
[04:00] Jashin
    So...
[04:01] Jashin
    Lend me some mon—
[04:03] Jashin
    Wh-What? What is it?
[04:05] Ran
    Oh, no!
[04:06] Ran
    M-My body feels...
[04:08] Ran
    This is bad! This is definitely bad!
[04:11] Kyon
    What's wrong, Onee-chan?
[04:12] Jashin
    What? You gonna die?
[04:23] Jashin
    Did she die?
[04:24] Jashin
    Was there poison in that candy?
[04:26] Kyon
    Poison wouldn't kill her!
[04:29] Kyon
    Jiangshi are immortal!
[04:30] Jashin
    Yeah, but I could die from it.
[04:32] Jashin
    Whew! Good thing I didn't eat it!
[04:41] Ran
    Whew... I thought for sure I was gonna die.
[04:44] Ran
    Even though I'm already dead.
[04:48] Ran
    Huh? What's wrong with you two?
[04:52] Kyon
    You're back to normal!
[04:54] Ran
    What?!
[04:57] Ran
    The panda curse is gone...
[04:59] Kyon
    This is great, Onee-chan!
[05:01] Jashin
    Your panda form was a curse?
[05:04] Ran
    But how...
[05:06] Kyon
    Maybe that strawberry milk
    candy had a curse-lifting effect!
[05:10] Ran
    Strawberry milk candy?
[05:13] Ran
    Strawberry milk candy!
[05:14] Kyon
    Strawberry milk candy! That must be it!
[05:17] Jashin
    That must be it. For sure.
[05:21] Jashin
    I want to share in the joy
    you're feeling over lifting that curse.
[05:25] Jashin
    I hate to say this, believe me,
[05:27] Jashin
    but that candy was originally mine.
[05:30] Jashin
    Which means it's not a stretch to say
    that I removed your curse, is it?
[05:36] Jashin
    Is it? Is it? Is it?
[05:41] Jashin
    Therefore, I humbly request
    that you thank me accordingly.
[05:45] Kyon
    Yes, you're right! It's all thanks to you!
[05:49] Ran
    What would you like as thanks?
SIGN    This is the face
[05:51] DevilA
    This is the face.
[05:53] Jashin
    Cash! I'm the Fullmoney
    Alchemist, after all!
[05:56] Jashin
    Of course it's money I want!
[05:58] Jashin
    Fifty—
[06:00] Jashin
    No, a hundred thousand will do it!
[06:02] Ran
    Sure!
[06:03] Kyon
    It's a good thing we came to Japan!
[06:07] Jashin
    Equivalent exchange...
[06:09] Jashin
    All things can be considered
    a form of transmutation.
[06:11] Jashin
    Losing at the races, Medusa's money,
[06:14] Jashin
    the way I just happened
    to lose at pachinko...
[06:17] Jashin
    It all happened so that this
    candy would earn me 100,000 yen!
[06:21] Jashin
    Way to go, me!
[06:23] Jashin
    I'm not called the Fullmoney
    Alchemist for nothing!
[06:29] Ran
    Ow!
[06:30] Ran
    I turned back...
[06:33] Jashin
    Don't put it away!
[06:34] Ran
    Sniff...
[06:35] Jashin
    Don't worry!
[06:37] Jashin
    I still have one candy left!
[06:39] Jashin
    Here, eat it! Eat the candy!
[06:42] Jashin
    There, see?
[06:43] Jashin
    I'd like my 100,000 yen, please!
[06:47] Kyon
    She's still a panda.
[06:48] Jashin
    I'd like my 100,000 yen, please!
[06:50] Ran
    I guess it was just a fluke.
[06:52] Kyon
    But you did briefly turn back to normal.
[06:55] Kyon
    Maybe there's some kind of hint to that candy.
[06:56] Jashin
    I'd like my 100,000 yen, please!
[06:57] Ran
    You think so?
[06:59] Jashin
    I'd like...
[07:00] Ran
    But it didn't work. The curse wasn't lifted.
[07:02] Jashin
    ...my 100,000 yen...
[07:03] Kyon
    Want to buy strawberry milk candies
    at the grocery store on the way home?
[07:06] Ran
    Sure.
[07:06] Kyon
    Let's eat them every day for a while!
[07:07] Jashin
    I'm the one who gave you that hint.
[07:09] Ran
    Good idea.
[07:10] Jashin
    My transmutation failed!
SIGN    I'll never leave you again
SIGN    The old flame has
    been rekidnapped
[07:30] Pino
    I think you mean "the old
    flame has been rekindled."
[07:36] Yurine
    So cute.
[07:37] Yurine
    I'd love to have these clothes.
[07:40] Jashin
    Clothes? Really?
[07:42] Yurine
    What?
[07:43] Jashin
    Like I always say, clothes are for the weak.
[07:47] Jashin
    People who wear clothes are weak!
    Being weak is embarrassing!
[07:50] Jashin
    In other words, people who
    wear clothes are embarrassing!
[07:53] Yurine
    This outfit's nice, too.
[07:55] Jashin
    Don't ignore me.
[07:57] Medusa
    Hello!
[08:00] Medusa
    I brought you some really good stuff today!
[08:03] Jashin
    Medusa?
[08:04] Yurine
    Good stuff?
[08:05] Medusa
    Apples specially ordered
    from the Garden of Eden!
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    Grown
    by me
SIGN    Grown
    by me
[08:09] Jashin
    What?! The ones you have to wait hundreds
    of years to receive after ordering?
[08:14] Jashin
    Those Eden apples?!
[08:15] Medusa
    I ordered them a couple of centuries
    ago, and they finally arrived.
[08:19] Yurine
    This is a conversation
    humans could never have.
[08:23] Jashin
    Let's cut them up and eat them right now!
[08:27] Yurine
    Wow. All we did was cut
    them, but they're shining.
[08:30] Jashin
    The way they felt when
    I cut them was otherworldly.
[08:34] Yurine
    Well, they are from another world.
[08:41] Yurine
    They're so good.
[08:42] Yurine
    Both the look and the taste
    are absolutely otherworldly.
[08:46] Medusa
    Yeah! They were worth
    the two-hundred year wait!
[08:50] Yurine
    Jashin-chan, what's wrong?
[08:54] Jashin
    I...
[08:55] Jashin
    I'm so ashamed!
[08:57] Jashin
    Why do I feel so incredibly ashamed?
[09:00] Jashin
    Oh, no! I'm not wearing any clothes!
[09:04] Jashin
    Have I been walking around town
    in this shameful state all this time?!
[09:08] Jashin
    I must put on some clothes!
[09:11] Medusa
    What got into her?
[09:13] Yurine
    Could these have caused it?
SIGN    Eve
SIGN    Adam
SIGN    Shame!
SIGN    Shame!
[09:16] Yurine
    It's a well-known creation story.
[09:19] Yurine
    A snake tricked Adam and Eve
[09:21] Yurine
    into eating the forbidden fruit of Eden,
[09:24] Yurine
    and for the first time, they felt shame.
[09:26] Medusa
    And these apples have the same effect?
[09:29] Yurine
    I think so.
[09:30] Medusa
    But why did it only affect Jashin-chan?
[09:33] Yurine
    Well, the two of us already had clothes on,
[09:36] Yurine
    and Jashin-chan is a snake...
[09:41] Jashin
    That was so embarrassing.
[09:42] Yurine
    I guess thousands of years of deceiving
    humans finally came back to bite the snake.
[09:47] Jashin
    Clothes are great.
[09:49] Jashin
    They protect us from shame.
[09:52] Jashin
    Anyone who doesn't wear clothes is a fool!
[09:57] Jashin
    Medusa, you should give a little more
    thought to the clothes you wear.
[10:00] Medusa
    Huh?
[10:02] Jashin
    What?
[10:04] Jashin
    What is this?! The feeling
    of shame won't go away!
[10:06] Jashin
    I feel ashamed just to be alive!
SIGN    I have lived a shameful life.
    I can't understand how this thing
    called "human life" is supposed
    to work, seriously...
    
    From No Longer Human?
[10:10] Jashin
    I have lived a shameful life.
[10:13] Jashin
    I'll jump into the Tamagawa Aqueduct
    and die to escape this shame!
[10:20] Jashin
    But I don't want to die alone.
[10:23] Jashin
    I'm taking you with me!
[10:26] Jashin
    How 'bout it? Care to go
    out with me... forever?
[10:29] Medusa
    C-Can't breathe... Stop...
[10:31] Medusa
    Yurine-san, please help me!
[10:35] Yurine
    I guess I have no choice.
[10:36] Yurine
    Yurine-chan Dropkick!
[10:45] Pino
    What happened?
[10:46] Medusa
    I wonder how we get
    her back to normal...
[10:49] Yurine
    Let's bury her.
[10:50] Medusa
    Bury her?!
[10:51] Yurine
    Burial cures just about any malady.
[10:57] Jashin
    Oh. I'm better now.
[10:58] Jashin
    All the shame is gone.
[11:01] Yurine
    See?
[11:02] Pino
    What are you two doing?
[11:03] Jashin
    Clothes are for the weak!
[11:06] Jashin
    The greatest strength lies in nudity!
[11:10] Medusa
    I'm glad you're all better.
[11:11] Medusa
    Anyway, how did the apples
    we waited 200 years for taste?
[11:16] Jashin
    I was so embarrassed, I don't remember!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Orphanage
    Iron Commando
[11:19] Pekola
    What? The Christmas party is canceled?
[11:21] Lady
    Yes.
[11:23] Lady
    I'm sorry to break the news after
    you came here in your Santa suit.
[11:26] Pekola
    I see...
[11:28] Lady
    We held out until the last possible moment,
[11:30] Lady
    but we just couldn't muster the funds.
[11:32] Lady
    Oh, but we will pay you for
    your service today, of course.
[11:36] Pekola
    That's not...
[11:38] Lady
    Please don't worry about it.
[11:40] Pekola
    But the children must be so disappointed
[11:43] Pekola
    that they can't have their Christmas party.
[11:45] Lady
    Yes, that's true...
[11:50] Pekola
    It appears the time to use this has come.
[11:56] Pekola
    Just 15,000 yen...
[11:58] Pekola
    This won't be enough to
    fund their Christmas party.
[12:03] Pekola
    The children all look forward to this Christmas
    party, and it only comes only once a year...
[12:07] Pekola
    I want to do something for them.
[12:11] Pekola
    But is there any way to earn
    a good amount of money quickly?
[12:19] Pekola
    Of course!
[12:20] Pekola
    I'll work with the humans!
[12:25] Pekola
    Joy to the world! The Lord is come!
[12:29] Pekola
    Let Earth receive her King!
[12:33] Pekola
    Let every heart prepare Him room,
[12:35] Pekola
    I'm so glad I was in the choir in Heaven.
[12:38] Pekola
    and Heaven and nature sing,
    and Heaven and nature sing,
[12:38] Pekola
    All the people who are moved by my song
[12:41] Pekola
    should help out by donating money!
[12:42] Pekola
    and Heaven, and Heaven, and nature sing!
[12:47] DevilA
    A few hours later...
[12:53] Pekola
    Not a single yen...
[12:56] Pekola
    How cruel. Can this really be possible?
[13:00] Pekola
    Couldn't just one person—just one
    single, solitary person—help me out?
[13:04] Poporon
    Pekola-sama?
[13:07] Pekola
    Poporon...
[13:12] Pekola
    You were in the choir too, weren't you?
[13:15] Pekola
    Would you help me?
[13:16] Poporon
    Huh?
[13:17] Poporon
    Why should I do that for a bunch
    of human kids I don't even know?
[13:22] Poporon
    I'm busy enough as it is.
[13:27] Poporon
    Don't you have your own life to live, too?
[13:29] Poporon
    What are you thinking?
[13:31] Pekola
    Yes, you're right,
[13:33] Pekola
    but I want to put smiles
    on the faces of those children.
[13:36] Poporon
    That's ridiculous!
[13:38] Poporon
    Haven't you learned
    anything since coming to Earth?
[13:40] Poporon
    There are countless people in
    need of saving all around the world.
[13:44] Poporon
    There's no point in just saving
    a handful of them. There are too many.
[13:47] Pekola
    There is a point!
[13:49] Pekola
    If an angel can't save the
    people right in front of her,
[13:51] Pekola
    there's no way she can save
    everyone who needs it!
[13:54] Poporon
    Oh, really?
[13:55] Poporon
    Okay, then. Farewell.
[13:58] Pekola
    She's so mean...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Orphanage
    Iron Commando
[14:11] Poporon
    Is this the place
    Pekola-sama was talking about?
[14:15] Girl
    It's Noel-chan!
[14:17] Poporon
    Huh? You know who I am?
[14:20] Girl
    Yeah! I want to be an idol, too!
[14:24] Poporon
    You do? Why?
[14:27] Girl
    I want to make everyone smile, like you do!
[14:31] Girl
    Do you think I can become an idol?
[14:38] Poporon
    I know you can be an idol.
[14:40] Girl
    Really?
[14:41] Poporon
    I'll be rooting for you.
[14:43] Girl
    Yay! Thanks, Noel-chan!
[14:47] Poporon
    Merry Christmas.
[14:51] Girl
    Merry Christmas!
[14:58] Pekola
    Joy to the world... The Lord is come...
[15:04] Pekola
    I've been singing for so long,
SIGN    Life
[15:06] Pekola
    and all I've gotten is one fake coin.
SIGN    Life
[15:09] Pekola
    Why can't I get a single yen?
[15:11] Pekola
    What were all my years in the choir for?
[15:15] Poporon
    No one's going to listen
    to a boring song like that.
[15:20] Pekola
    Poporon...
[15:22] Pekola
    Why are you here? Did you
    come to ridicule me some more?
SIGN    Future Drive
SIGN    Amatsuka Noel
SIGN    Vague Gradation
SIGN    Amatsuka Noel
[15:30] [SONG] Song
    The season brings emotion
[15:32] [SONG] Song
    And faint illumination
[15:37] [SONG] Song
    I sing this hymn for you
[15:40] Poporon
    Attention, please!
[15:42] Poporon
    Your holy idol, Noel-chan,
[15:45] Poporon
    will now perform a free
    street concert for charity!
[15:51] [SONG] Song
    Evening at the station
SIGN    Moe
[15:51] Guy
    It's Noel-chan!
[15:53] Guy
    Noel-chan's doing a charity concert!
[15:54] [SONG] Song
    The people passing by are all automation
[15:58] [SONG] Song
    It's a little lonely
[16:02] [SONG] Song
    Where did they come from?
[16:05] [SONG] Song
    Where are they going?
[16:08] [SONG] Song
    It's all in a hard worker's imagination
[16:12] [SONG] Song
    Like the powdery snow
[16:17] [SONG] Song
    That's falling from the sky
[16:22] [SONG] Song
    It softly blankets the world
[16:27] [SONG] Song
    Never melting away
[16:33] [SONG] Song
    Just kidding!
[16:34] [SONG] Song
    It was just a joke, God
[16:37] [SONG] Song
    Just a trick of fate
[16:40] [SONG] Song
    The white town shows a vague gradation
[16:45] [SONG] Song
    I can't express it well
[16:48] [SONG] Song
    But I'm wishing as hard as I can
[16:51] [SONG] Song
    Let this moment last just a little longer
[17:01] Poporon
    Thank you, everyone!
[17:05] Chiba
    So godly! You're so godly, Noel-chan!
[17:06] Katsura
    My wallet's empty, but her spit
    sprayed on me, so I'm happy!
[17:08] Ozaki
    I don't have train fare to get
    home now, but no regrets!
[17:11] Mei
    All right, you three are under arrest.
[17:13] Three
    Huh?!
[17:14] Three
    Why?!
[17:15] Mei
    For the crime of being
    unbefitting of Christmas!
[17:18] Ozaki
    Mad police!
[17:19] Katsura
    Have mercy on us!
[17:21] Mei
    Excellent work, Mei! Merry Christmas!
[17:24] Poporon
    Here.
[17:25] Pekola
    Huh? Is this...
[17:27] Poporon
    Take it to the children.
[17:30] Pekola
    What brought this on?
[17:31] Poporon
    I don't feel like getting into it.
[17:34] Pekola
    You've helped so much. Thank you.
[17:38] Poporon
    I-I didn't do it to help you.
[17:43] Pekola
    Why don't we take it to them together?
[17:47] Poporon
    Oh, all right. I'll go with you, just this once.
[17:57] Poporon
    By the way, Pekola-sama,
[17:59] Poporon
    your singing sucked.
    You should practice more.
[18:01] Pekola
    Wha?!
[18:05] DevilA
    Blessings upon all people,
    devils, and angels!
[18:09] DevilA
    Merry Crucifixmas!
[18:14] Jashin
    I'll make it home.
[18:16] Jashin
    I won't make it home.
[18:17] Jashin
    I'll make it home.
[18:19] Jashin
    I won't make it ho—
[18:22] Jashin
    I won't make it home.
[18:23] Jashin
    Yes! I'm gonna make it back home!
[18:27] Jashin
    But really, it's going to be
    pretty hard to get back to Hell.
[18:31] Jashin
    I know that.
[18:33] Jashin
    Yurine hasn't even bothered
    to look for the second volume
[18:36] ---
    of the grimoire that has
    the return spell in it.
[18:38] Jashin
    And with my current powers,
    I can't kill her and go back home myself.
[18:44] Jabber
    You desire power?
[18:47] Jashin
    Yeah, I do.
[18:48] Jashin
    Dropkick!
[18:49] Jashin
    Enough power to kill Yurine easily...
[18:52] Jashin
    A powerful dropkick...
[18:55] Jashin
    Hell, as long as it kills Yurine,
    it doesn't even have to be a dropkick.
[18:59] Jabber
    The title has lost its meaning, then.
[19:03] Jashin
    But if I want more power,
    I need to train hard.
[19:08] Jashin
    Ugh, training is a pain.
[19:10] Jashin
    Isn't there a way to get
    stronger without much effort?
[19:18] Jashin
    I'll start by reading some
    books to build up my brains.
[19:21] Jashin
    Are there any smart books here?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Occult Maidens' Love
[19:25] Jashin
    Old-Fashioned Vending Machines,
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    How Kefir Works
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    The Pigeon's Secret
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SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    The Sparrow's Secret
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SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Old-Fashioned Vending Machines
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Old-Fashioned Ice Cream
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Old-Fashioned Summer Sweets
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Old-Fashioned Summer Lyrics
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Chimpanzees
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Its Name is "Gorilla"
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SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
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SIGN    Framing Primates
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SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Another Kind of Ninja
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Introductions to Ninjas
[19:27] Jashin
    Old-Fashioned Ice Cream,
[19:28] Jashin
    Old-Fashioned Summer Sweets,
[19:30] Jashin
    Old-Fashioned Summer Lyrics...
[19:33] Jashin
    Yurine does like this kind of thing.
[19:35] Jashin
    Grimoire Volume 1,
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
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SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Secrets of Jinbocho
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SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Taro's Father
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Photobook
SIGN    Grimoire
SIGN    Volume 1
SIGN    Grimoire
SIGN    Volume 2
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SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    The Potential of Adlay Tea
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SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Secrets of the Sparrow Rocket
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SIGN    Occult Maidens' Love
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    How Kefir Works
[19:37] Jashin
    Grimoire Volume 2...
[19:39] Jashin
    Then, there's Secrets of Jinbocho, and...
[19:45] Jashin
    Excuse me?!
[19:47] Jashin
    Grimoire
[19:47] Jashin
    Volume 2
[19:47] Jashin
    Grimoire
[19:47] Jashin
    Volume 2
[19:47] Jashin
    Grimoire
[19:47] Jashin
    Volume 2
[19:47] Jashin
    Grimoire Volume 2?!
[19:50] Jashin
    Why is the second volume
    of the grimoire here?!
[19:53] Jashin
    Is this real?
[19:55] Jashin
    It's not some self-published fanbook, is it?
[19:58] Jashin
    The return spell is right here!
[20:01] Jashin
    I have to tell the others
    about this right away!
[20:07] Medusa
    Congratulations, Jashin-chan!
[20:09] Minos
    You finally get to go home, huh?
SIGN    Congrats!
[20:12] Jashin
    Shut up!
[20:13] Medusa
    Huh?
[20:14] Jashin
    You're not acting happy enough!
[20:16] Jashin
    Do you know how long I've waited for this day?!
[20:19] Jashin
    Use your heads a little,
    you incompetent fools!
[20:22] Medusa
    Sorry...
[20:23] Medusa
    Congratulations, Jashin-chan!
[20:26] Jashin
    That's better.
SIGN    Medusa-chan, you should really stop being this scumbag's friend.
[20:32] Jashin
    You're awfully impudent!
[20:33] Jashin
    If you weren't our teacher's
    daughter, I'd kill you.
[20:35] Jashin
    I'd show no mercy!
[20:38] Jashin
    Seriously, you're despicable.
[20:40] Minos
    Why didn't Yurine-chan tell you that
    she found the second volume, though?
[20:44] Jashin
    She was probably keeping it
    under wraps to surprise me.
[20:48] Medusa
    I don't think that's why.
[20:51] Medusa
    Yurine-san just doesn't want you to leave.
[20:54] Jashin
    Huh?
[20:55] Medusa
    Yurine-chan really likes you, after all.
[20:59] Jashin
    Yurine likes me?
[21:01] Jashin
    Y-You're crazy! That's—
[21:03] Minos
    The same goes for you, doesn't it?
[21:05] Minos
    You like your life with
    Yurine-chan, don't you?
[21:13] Jashin
    I-I—
[21:15] Yurine
    I'm home.
[21:17] Yurine
    Oh, what brings all of you here?
[21:21] Yurine
    Oh.
[21:23] Yurine
    You found that, huh?
[21:25] DevilA
    Now what?! Will Jashin-chan
    really get to go back to Hell?
[21:30] DevilA
    Next time on Dropkick on My Devil! Dash,
[21:33] DevilA
    a final episode filled with unceasing
    shocks and tremendous emotion!
SIGN    To Be Continued !!
[21:37] DevilA
    To be continued!
[23:10] Jashin
    The Little Mermaid is a fool.
[23:12] Yurine
    Why?
[23:12] Jashin
    Wishing for human legs so
    you can marry a prince is stupid!
[23:17] Jashin
    If he can't love her as a mermaid,
[23:19] Jashin
    she'll never truly be happy!
[23:21] Yurine
    True. In that sense,
    you're definitely happy.
[23:24] Yurine
    "Happiness is something-or-other," as they say!
[23:26] Jashin
    And I was able to meet someone
    who accepted the real m—
[23:29] Jashin
    Wait, no!
[23:31] Jashin
    What are you smirking about?
[23:33] Jashin
    Jashin-chan Dropkick!
[23:35] Yurine
    Sliced "real Jashin-chan" is served.
[23:36] Jashin
    Ow, ow, ow!