# E9 - Untitled
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**[00:02] Jashin**
Seven... eight... nine...
**[00:07] Jashin**
Ten.
**[00:11] Jashin**
I couldn't stop it.
**[00:13] Jashin**
Catch up! Get in there!
**[00:16] Jashin**
* Our money for this month's living*
* expenses vanished at the races.*
**[00:21] Jashin**
*What's more...*
**[00:22] (Flashback) Medusa**
Sorry, Jashin-chan.
**[00:23] (Flashback) Medusa**
I'm going on a trip with my family,
so I'll be away from the human realm for a week.
**[00:29] Jashin**
*She's vanished from my life, too.*
**[00:29] Medusa**
I'll buy you souvenirs!
***SIGN*** To Jashin-chan
From Medusa
**[00:33] Jashin**
*All she left for me was a single letter.*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Dear Jashin-chan «
***SIGN*** Use this money to buy food and have a little
bit of fun while I'm away from the human
realm. I really would like to go see you, but
my dad has gone all-out for this trip. Sorry.
I'll be visiting lots of places, so I'll buy you
souvenirs again. Look forward to it!
Oh, and Yurine-san called me saying that she
suspects you've been going to the races again.
You can use some of this money for that if you
want, but if you use Yurine-san's money, make
sure you return it. There's 100,000 yen here,
so you should be fine, but if it starts to run low,
just call me and I'll send more.
**[00:37] (Flashback) Medusa**
Dear Jashin-chan. Use this money—
**[00:39] Jashin**
Way to go, ATM!
**[00:41] Jashin**
* I thought I'd dodged this bullet*
* that came flying out of nowhere...*
**[00:46] Jashin**
*Ten bills...*
**[00:48] Jashin**
* All the bills Medusa left me three*
* days ago were ten-thousands.*
**[00:53] Jashin**
When did they turn into thousands?!
**[00:56] DevilA**
Allow me to explain.
**[00:57] DevilA**
Jashin-chan is...
**[00:59] DevilA**
...going to do the same thing again!
**[01:01] Jashin**
I'm doomed!
***SIGN*** Life
Theater
**[02:34] Jashin**
If you don't have money,
you just need to make some!
**[02:36] Jashin**
Using alchemy!
**[02:38] Jashin**
Yes! It's time to reveal my title!
**[02:42] Jashin**
It's...
***SIGN*** FULLMONEY ALCHEMIST
***SIGN*** FULLMONEY ALCHEMIST
***SIGN*** FULLMONEY ALCHEMIST
***SIGN*** FULLMONEY ALCHEMIST
**[02:43] Jashin**
The Full... Money Alchemist!
**[02:48] Jashin**
My power... is the power of money.
**[02:57] Jashin**
This wasn't supposed to...
**[03:01] Jashin**
Damn it!
**[03:04] Jashin**
It was all taken from me!
**[03:06] Jashin**
Why?! Isn't it all about
equivalent exchange?!
**[03:08] Jashin**
How does 10,000 yen
transmute into three candies?!
**[03:12] Kyon**
Jashin-chan!
**[03:14] Jashin**
Kyon-Kyon?
**[03:15] Kyon**
Pachinko again?
**[03:17] Ran**
I bet you lost again, didn't you?
**[03:19] Jashin**
Damn you, Ran-Ran!
**[03:20] Jashin**
I just happened to lose today!
I'm still in profit overall!
**[03:23] Ran**
The only one who profits
in gambling is the bookmaker.
**[03:26] Jashin**
Screw you!
**[03:27] Jashin**
You're just a dumb animal that eats
bamboo even though you're a carnivore!
**[03:31] Jashin**
Suck on this candy I transmuted and shut up!
**[03:35] Jsahin**
Here. You get one, too.
**[03:38] Kyon**
It's sweet!
**[03:39] Ran**
Wei dao bu cuo!
**[03:42] Jashin**
By the way...
**[03:44] Jashin**
Have you two gotten paid for
your work at the used bookstore?
**[03:48] Kyon**
Yep!
**[03:50] Jashin**
Listen, I hate to let this slip...
**[03:55] Jashin**
but there's a big race tomorrow that
could cancel out my losses from today.
**[04:00] Jashin**
So...
**[04:01] Jashin**
Lend me some mon—
**[04:03] Jashin**
Wh-What? What is it?
**[04:05] Ran**
Oh, no!
**[04:06] Ran**
M-My body feels...
**[04:08] Ran**
This is bad! This is definitely bad!
**[04:11] Kyon**
What's wrong, Onee-chan?
**[04:12] Jashin**
What? You gonna die?
**[04:23] Jashin**
Did she die?
**[04:24] Jashin**
Was there poison in that candy?
**[04:26] Kyon**
Poison wouldn't kill her!
**[04:29] Kyon**
Jiangshi are immortal!
**[04:30] Jashin**
Yeah, but *I* could die from it.
**[04:32] Jashin**
Whew! Good thing I didn't eat it!
**[04:41] Ran**
Whew... I thought for sure I was gonna die.
**[04:44] Ran**
Even though I'm already dead.
**[04:48] Ran**
Huh? What's wrong with you two?
**[04:52] Kyon**
You're back to normal!
**[04:54] Ran**
What?!
**[04:57] Ran**
The panda curse is gone...
**[04:59] Kyon**
This is great, Onee-chan!
**[05:01] Jashin**
Your panda form was a curse?
**[05:04] Ran**
But how...
**[05:06] Kyon**
Maybe that strawberry milk
candy had a curse-lifting effect!
**[05:10] Ran**
Strawberry milk candy?
**[05:13] Ran**
Strawberry milk candy!
**[05:14] Kyon**
Strawberry milk candy! That must be it!
**[05:17] Jashin**
That must be it. For sure.
**[05:21] Jashin**
I want to share in the joy
you're feeling over lifting that curse.
**[05:25] Jashin**
I hate to say this, believe me,
**[05:27] Jashin**
but that candy was originally mine.
**[05:30] Jashin**
Which means it's not a stretch to say
that *I* removed your curse, is it?
**[05:36] Jashin**
Is it? Is it? Is it?
**[05:41] Jashin**
Therefore, I humbly request
that you thank me accordingly.
**[05:45] Kyon**
Yes, you're right! It's all thanks to you!
**[05:49] Ran**
What would you like as thanks?
***SIGN*** This is the face
**[05:51] DevilA**
This is the face.
**[05:53] Jashin**
Cash! I'm the Fullmoney
Alchemist, after all!
**[05:56] Jashin**
Of course it's money I want!
**[05:58] Jashin**
Fifty—
**[06:00] Jashin**
No, a hundred thousand will do it!
**[06:02] Ran**
Sure!
**[06:03] Kyon**
It's a good thing we came to Japan!
**[06:07] Jashin**
*Equivalent exchange...*
**[06:09] Jashin**
* All things can be considered*
* a form of transmutation.*
**[06:11] Jashin**
*Losing at the races, Medusa's money,*
**[06:14] Jashin**
* the way I just happened*
* to lose at pachinko...*
**[06:17] Jashin**
* It all happened so that this*
* candy would earn me 100,000 yen!*
**[06:21] Jashin**
Way to go, me!
**[06:23] Jashin**
I'm not called the Fullmoney
Alchemist for nothing!
**[06:29] Ran**
Ow!
**[06:30] Ran**
I turned back...
**[06:33] Jashin**
Don't put it away!
**[06:34] Ran**
Sniff...
**[06:35] Jashin**
Don't worry!
**[06:37] Jashin**
I still have one candy left!
**[06:39] Jashin**
Here, eat it! Eat the candy!
**[06:42] Jashin**
There, see?
**[06:43] Jashin**
I'd like my 100,000 yen, please!
**[06:47] Kyon**
She's still a panda.
**[06:48] Jashin**
I'd like my 100,000 yen, please!
**[06:50] Ran**
I guess it was just a fluke.
**[06:52] Kyon**
But you did briefly turn back to normal.
**[06:55] Kyon**
Maybe there's some kind of hint to that candy.
**[06:56] Jashin**
I'd like my 100,000 yen, please!
**[06:57] Ran**
You think so?
**[06:59] Jashin**
I'd like...
**[07:00] Ran**
But it didn't work. The curse wasn't lifted.
**[07:02] Jashin**
...my 100,000 yen...
**[07:03] Kyon**
Want to buy strawberry milk candies
at the grocery store on the way home?
**[07:06] Ran**
Sure.
**[07:06] Kyon**
Let's eat them every day for a while!
**[07:07] Jashin**
I'm the one who gave you that hint.
**[07:09] Ran**
Good idea.
**[07:10] Jashin**
My transmutation failed!
***SIGN*** I'll never leave you again
***SIGN*** The old flame has
been rekidnapped
**[07:30] Pino**
I think you mean "the old
flame has been rekindled."
**[07:36] Yurine**
So cute.
**[07:37] Yurine**
I'd love to have these clothes.
**[07:40] Jashin**
Clothes? Really?
**[07:42] Yurine**
What?
**[07:43] Jashin**
Like I always say, clothes are for the weak.
**[07:47] Jashin**
People who wear clothes are weak!
Being weak is embarrassing!
**[07:50] Jashin**
In other words, people who
wear clothes are embarrassing!
**[07:53] Yurine**
This outfit's nice, too.
**[07:55] Jashin**
Don't ignore me.
**[07:57] Medusa**
Hello!
**[08:00] Medusa**
I brought you some really good stuff today!
**[08:03] Jashin**
Medusa?
**[08:04] Yurine**
Good stuff?
**[08:05] Medusa**
Apples specially ordered
from the Garden of Eden!
***SIGN*** m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
***SIGN*** Grown
by me
***SIGN*** Grown
by me
**[08:09] Jashin**
What?! The ones you have to wait hundreds
of years to receive after ordering?
**[08:14] Jashin**
*Those* Eden apples?!
**[08:15] Medusa**
I ordered them a couple of centuries
ago, and they finally arrived.
**[08:19] Yurine**
This is a conversation
humans could never have.
**[08:23] Jashin**
Let's cut them up and eat them right now!
**[08:27] Yurine**
Wow. All we did was cut
them, but they're shining.
**[08:30] Jashin**
The way they felt when
I cut them was otherworldly.
**[08:34] Yurine**
Well, they *are* from another world.
**[08:41] Yurine**
They're so good.
**[08:42] Yurine**
Both the look and the taste
are absolutely otherworldly.
**[08:46] Medusa**
Yeah! They were worth
the two-hundred year wait!
**[08:50] Yurine**
Jashin-chan, what's wrong?
**[08:54] Jashin**
I...
**[08:55] Jashin**
I'm so ashamed!
**[08:57] Jashin**
Why do I feel so incredibly ashamed?
**[09:00] Jashin**
Oh, no! I'm not wearing any clothes!
**[09:04] Jashin**
Have I been walking around town
in this shameful state all this time?!
**[09:08] Jashin**
I must put on some clothes!
**[09:11] Medusa**
What got into her?
**[09:13] Yurine**
Could these have caused it?
***SIGN*** Eve
***SIGN*** Adam
***SIGN*** Shame!
***SIGN*** Shame!
**[09:16] Yurine**
It's a well-known creation story.
**[09:19] Yurine**
A snake tricked Adam and Eve
**[09:21] Yurine**
into eating the forbidden fruit of Eden,
**[09:24] Yurine**
and for the first time, they felt shame.
**[09:26] Medusa**
And these apples have the same effect?
**[09:29] Yurine**
I think so.
**[09:30] Medusa**
But why did it only affect Jashin-chan?
**[09:33] Yurine**
Well, the two of us already had clothes on,
**[09:36] Yurine**
and Jashin-chan is a snake...
**[09:41] Jashin**
That was so embarrassing.
**[09:42] Yurine**
I guess thousands of years of deceiving
humans finally came back to bite the snake.
**[09:47] Jashin**
Clothes are great.
**[09:49] Jashin**
They protect us from shame.
**[09:52] Jashin**
Anyone who doesn't wear clothes is a fool!
**[09:57] Jashin**
Medusa, you should give a little more
thought to the clothes you wear.
**[10:00] Medusa**
Huh?
**[10:02] Jashin**
What?
**[10:04] Jashin**
What is this?! The feeling
of shame won't go away!
**[10:06] Jashin**
I feel ashamed just to be alive!
***SIGN*** I have lived a shameful life.
I can't understand how this thing
called "human life" is supposed
to work, seriously...
From *No Longer Human?*
**[10:10] Jashin**
I have lived a shameful life.
**[10:13] Jashin**
I'll jump into the Tamagawa Aqueduct
and die to escape this shame!
**[10:20] Jashin**
But I don't want to die alone.
**[10:23] Jashin**
I'm taking you with me!
**[10:26] Jashin**
How 'bout it? Care to go
out with me... forever?
**[10:29] Medusa**
C-Can't breathe... Stop...
**[10:31] Medusa**
Yurine-san, please help me!
**[10:35] Yurine**
I guess I have no choice.
**[10:36] Yurine**
Yurine-chan Dropkick!
**[10:45] Pino**
What happened?
**[10:46] Medusa**
I wonder how we get
her back to normal...
**[10:49] Yurine**
Let's bury her.
**[10:50] Medusa**
Bury her?!
**[10:51] Yurine**
Burial cures just about any malady.
**[10:57] Jashin**
Oh. I'm better now.
**[10:58] Jashin**
All the shame is gone.
**[11:01] Yurine**
See?
**[11:02] Pino**
What are you two doing?
**[11:03] Jashin**
Clothes are for the weak!
**[11:06] Jashin**
The greatest strength lies in nudity!
**[11:10] Medusa**
I'm glad you're all better.
**[11:11] Medusa**
Anyway, how did the apples
we waited 200 years for taste?
**[11:16] Jashin**
I was so embarrassed, I don't remember!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Orphanage
Iron Commando
**[11:19] Pekola**
What? The Christmas party is canceled?
**[11:21] Lady**
Yes.
**[11:23] Lady**
I'm sorry to break the news after
you came here in your Santa suit.
**[11:26] Pekola**
I see...
**[11:28] Lady**
We held out until the last possible moment,
**[11:30] Lady**
but we just couldn't muster the funds.
**[11:32] Lady**
Oh, but we will pay you for
your service today, of course.
**[11:36] Pekola**
That's not...
**[11:38] Lady**
Please don't worry about it.
**[11:40] Pekola**
But the children must be so disappointed
**[11:43] Pekola**
that they can't have their Christmas party.
**[11:45] Lady**
Yes, that's true...
**[11:50] Pekola**
*It appears the time to use this has come.*
**[11:56] Pekola**
*Just 15,000 yen...*
**[11:58] Pekola**
* This won't be enough to*
* fund their Christmas party.*
**[12:03] Pekola**
The children all look forward to this Christmas
party, and it only comes only once a year...
**[12:07] Pekola**
I want to do something for them.
**[12:11] Pekola**
* But is there any way to earn*
* a good amount of money quickly?*
**[12:19] Pekola**
Of course!
**[12:20] Pekola**
I'll work with the humans!
**[12:25] Pekola**
Joy to the world! The Lord is come!
**[12:29] Pekola**
Let Earth receive her King!
**[12:33] Pekola**
Let every heart prepare Him room,
**[12:35] Pekola**
*I'm so glad I was in the choir in Heaven.*
**[12:38] Pekola**
and Heaven and nature sing,
and Heaven and nature sing,
**[12:38] Pekola**
*All the people who are moved by my song*
**[12:41] Pekola**
*should help out by donating money!*
**[12:42] Pekola**
and Heaven, and Heaven, and nature sing!
**[12:47] DevilA**
A few hours later...
**[12:53] Pekola**
Not a single yen...
**[12:56] Pekola**
How cruel. Can this really be possible?
**[13:00] Pekola**
Couldn't just one person—just one
single, solitary person—help me out?
**[13:04] Poporon**
Pekola-sama?
**[13:07] Pekola**
Poporon...
**[13:12] Pekola**
You were in the choir too, weren't you?
**[13:15] Pekola**
Would you help me?
**[13:16] Poporon**
Huh?
**[13:17] Poporon**
Why should I do that for a bunch
of human kids I don't even know?
**[13:22] Poporon**
I'm busy enough as it is.
**[13:27] Poporon**
Don't you have your own life to live, too?
**[13:29] Poporon**
What are you thinking?
**[13:31] Pekola**
Yes, you're right,
**[13:33] Pekola**
but I want to put smiles
on the faces of those children.
**[13:36] Poporon**
That's ridiculous!
**[13:38] Poporon**
Haven't you learned
anything since coming to Earth?
**[13:40] Poporon**
There are countless people in
need of saving all around the world.
**[13:44] Poporon**
There's no point in just saving
a handful of them. There are too many.
**[13:47] Pekola**
There is a point!
**[13:49] Pekola**
If an angel can't save the
people right in front of her,
**[13:51] Pekola**
there's no way she can save
everyone who needs it!
**[13:54] Poporon**
Oh, really?
**[13:55] Poporon**
Okay, then. Farewell.
**[13:58] Pekola**
She's so mean...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Orphanage
Iron Commando
**[14:11] Poporon**
Is this the place
Pekola-sama was talking about?
**[14:15] Girl**
It's Noel-chan!
**[14:17] Poporon**
Huh? You know who I am?
**[14:20] Girl**
Yeah! I want to be an idol, too!
**[14:24] Poporon**
You do? Why?
**[14:27] Girl**
I want to make everyone smile, like you do!
**[14:31] Girl**
Do you think I can become an idol?
**[14:38] Poporon**
I know you can be an idol.
**[14:40] Girl**
Really?
**[14:41] Poporon**
I'll be rooting for you.
**[14:43] Girl**
Yay! Thanks, Noel-chan!
**[14:47] Poporon**
Merry Christmas.
**[14:51] Girl**
Merry Christmas!
**[14:58] Pekola**
Joy to the world... The Lord is come...
**[15:04] Pekola**
I've been singing for so long,
***SIGN*** Life
**[15:06] Pekola**
and all I've gotten is one fake coin.
***SIGN*** Life
**[15:09] Pekola**
Why can't I get a single yen?
**[15:11] Pekola**
What were all my years in the choir for?
**[15:15] Poporon**
No one's going to listen
to a boring song like that.
**[15:20] Pekola**
Poporon...
**[15:22] Pekola**
Why are you here? Did you
come to ridicule me some more?
***SIGN*** Future Drive
***SIGN*** Amatsuka Noel
***SIGN*** Vague Gradation
***SIGN*** Amatsuka Noel
**[15:30] [SONG] Song**
The season brings emotion
**[15:32] [SONG] Song**
And faint illumination
**[15:37] [SONG] Song**
I sing this hymn for you
**[15:40] Poporon**
Attention, please!
**[15:42] Poporon**
Your holy idol, Noel-chan,
**[15:45] Poporon**
will now perform a free
street concert for charity!
**[15:51] [SONG] Song**
Evening at the station
***SIGN*** Moe
**[15:51] Guy**
It's Noel-chan!
**[15:53] Guy**
Noel-chan's doing a charity concert!
**[15:54] [SONG] Song**
The people passing by are all automation
**[15:58] [SONG] Song**
It's a little lonely
**[16:02] [SONG] Song**
Where did they come from?
**[16:05] [SONG] Song**
Where are they going?
**[16:08] [SONG] Song**
It's all in a hard worker's imagination
**[16:12] [SONG] Song**
Like the powdery snow
**[16:17] [SONG] Song**
That's falling from the sky
**[16:22] [SONG] Song**
It softly blankets the world
**[16:27] [SONG] Song**
Never melting away
**[16:33] [SONG] Song**
Just kidding!
**[16:34] [SONG] Song**
It was just a joke, God
**[16:37] [SONG] Song**
Just a trick of fate
**[16:40] [SONG] Song**
The white town shows a vague gradation
**[16:45] [SONG] Song**
I can't express it well
**[16:48] [SONG] Song**
But I'm wishing as hard as I can
**[16:51] [SONG] Song**
Let this moment last just a little longer
**[17:01] Poporon**
Thank you, everyone!
**[17:05] Chiba**
So godly! You're so godly, Noel-chan!
**[17:06] Katsura**
My wallet's empty, but her spit
sprayed on me, so I'm happy!
**[17:08] Ozaki**
I don't have train fare to get
home now, but no regrets!
**[17:11] Mei**
All right, you three are under arrest.
**[17:13] Three**
Huh?!
**[17:14] Three**
Why?!
**[17:15] Mei**
For the crime of being
unbefitting of Christmas!
**[17:18] Ozaki**
Mad police!
**[17:19] Katsura**
Have mercy on us!
**[17:21] Mei**
Excellent work, Mei! Merry Christmas!
**[17:24] Poporon**
Here.
**[17:25] Pekola**
Huh? Is this...
**[17:27] Poporon**
Take it to the children.
**[17:30] Pekola**
What brought this on?
**[17:31] Poporon**
I don't feel like getting into it.
**[17:34] Pekola**
You've helped so much. Thank you.
**[17:38] Poporon**
I-I didn't do it to help *you*.
**[17:43] Pekola**
Why don't we take it to them together?
**[17:47] Poporon**
Oh, all right. I'll go with you, just this once.
**[17:57] Poporon**
By the way, Pekola-sama,
**[17:59] Poporon**
your singing sucked.
You should practice more.
**[18:01] Pekola**
Wha?!
**[18:05] DevilA**
Blessings upon all people,
devils, and angels!
**[18:09] DevilA**
Merry Crucifixmas!
**[18:14] Jashin**
I'll make it home.
**[18:16] Jashin**
I won't make it home.
**[18:17] Jashin**
I'll make it home.
**[18:19] Jashin**
I won't make it ho—
**[18:22] Jashin**
I won't make it home.
**[18:23] Jashin**
Yes! I'm gonna make it back home!
**[18:27] Jashin**
But really, it's going to be
pretty hard to get back to Hell.
**[18:31] Jashin**
I know that.
**[18:33] Jashin**
Yurine hasn't even bothered
to look for the second volume
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of the grimoire that has
the return spell in it.
**[18:38] Jashin**
And with my current powers,
I can't kill her and go back home myself.
**[18:44] Jabber**
You desire power?
**[18:47] Jashin**
Yeah, I do.
**[18:48] Jashin**
Dropkick!
**[18:49] Jashin**
Enough power to kill Yurine easily...
**[18:52] Jashin**
A powerful dropkick...
**[18:55] Jashin**
Hell, as long as it kills Yurine,
it doesn't even have to be a dropkick.
**[18:59] Jabber**
The title has lost its meaning, then.
**[19:03] Jashin**
But if I want more power,
I need to train hard.
**[19:08] Jashin**
Ugh, training is a pain.
**[19:10] Jashin**
Isn't there a way to get
stronger without much effort?
**[19:18] Jashin**
I'll start by reading some
books to build up my brains.
**[19:21] Jashin**
Are there any smart books here?
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***SIGN*** Occult Maidens' Love
**[19:25] Jashin**
Old-Fashioned Vending Machines,
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***SIGN*** How Kefir Works
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***SIGN*** Old-Fashioned Ice Cream
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**[19:27] Jashin**
Old-Fashioned Ice Cream,
**[19:28] Jashin**
Old-Fashioned Summer Sweets,
**[19:30] Jashin**
Old-Fashioned Summer Lyrics...
**[19:33] Jashin**
Yurine does like this kind of thing.
**[19:35] Jashin**
Grimoire Volume 1,
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***SIGN*** How Kefir Works
**[19:37] Jashin**
Grimoire Volume 2...
**[19:39] Jashin**
Then, there's Secrets of Jinbocho, and...
**[19:45] Jashin**
Excuse me?!
**[19:47] Jashin**
Grimoire
**[19:47] Jashin**
Volume 2
**[19:47] Jashin**
Grimoire
**[19:47] Jashin**
Volume 2
**[19:47] Jashin**
Grimoire
**[19:47] Jashin**
Volume 2
**[19:47] Jashin**
Grimoire Volume 2?!
**[19:50] Jashin**
Why is the second volume
of the grimoire here?!
**[19:53] Jashin**
Is this real?
**[19:55] Jashin**
It's not some self-published fanbook, is it?
**[19:58] Jashin**
The return spell is right here!
**[20:01] Jashin**
I have to tell the others
about this right away!
**[20:07] Medusa**
Congratulations, Jashin-chan!
**[20:09] Minos**
You finally get to go home, huh?
***SIGN*** Congrats!
**[20:12] Jashin**
Shut up!
**[20:13] Medusa**
Huh?
**[20:14] Jashin**
You're not acting happy enough!
**[20:16] Jashin**
Do you know how long I've waited for this day?!
**[20:19] Jashin**
Use your heads a little,
you incompetent fools!
**[20:22] Medusa**
Sorry...
**[20:23] Medusa**
Congratulations, Jashin-chan!
**[20:26] Jashin**
That's better.
***SIGN*** Medusa-chan, you should really stop being this scumbag's friend.
**[20:32] Jashin**
You're awfully impudent!
**[20:33] Jashin**
If you weren't our teacher's
daughter, I'd kill you.
**[20:35] Jashin**
I'd show no mercy!
**[20:38] Jashin**
Seriously, you're despicable.
**[20:40] Minos**
Why didn't Yurine-chan tell you that
she found the second volume, though?
**[20:44] Jashin**
She was probably keeping it
under wraps to surprise me.
**[20:48] Medusa**
I don't think that's why.
**[20:51] Medusa**
Yurine-san just doesn't want you to leave.
**[20:54] Jashin**
Huh?
**[20:55] Medusa**
Yurine-chan really likes you, after all.
**[20:59] Jashin**
Yurine likes me?
**[21:01] Jashin**
Y-You're crazy! That's—
**[21:03] Minos**
The same goes for you, doesn't it?
**[21:05] Minos**
You like your life with
Yurine-chan, don't you?
**[21:13] Jashin**
I-I—
**[21:15] Yurine**
I'm home.
**[21:17] Yurine**
Oh, what brings all of you here?
**[21:21] Yurine**
Oh.
**[21:23] Yurine**
You found that, huh?
**[21:25] DevilA**
Now what?! Will Jashin-chan
really get to go back to Hell?
**[21:30] DevilA**
Next time on *Dropkick on My Devil! Dash*,
**[21:33] DevilA**
a final episode filled with unceasing
shocks and tremendous emotion!
***SIGN*** To Be Continued *!!*
**[21:37] DevilA**
To be continued!
**[23:10] Jashin**
The Little Mermaid is a fool.
**[23:12] Yurine**
Why?
**[23:12] Jashin**
Wishing for human legs so
you can marry a prince is stupid!
**[23:17] Jashin**
If he can't love her as a mermaid,
**[23:19] Jashin**
she'll never truly be happy!
**[23:21] Yurine**
True. In that sense,
you're definitely happy.
**[23:24] Yurine**
"Happiness is something-or-other," as they say!
**[23:26] Jashin**
And I was able to meet someone
who accepted the real m—
**[23:29] Jashin**
Wait, no!
**[23:31] Jashin**
What are you smirking about?
**[23:33] Jashin**
Jashin-chan Dropkick!
**[23:35] Yurine**
Sliced "real Jashin-chan" is served.
**[23:36] Jashin**
Ow, ow, ow!