E3 - The Deadly Party Whistle

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SIGN    Lake Shikotsu 777
SIGN    Lake Shikotsu
SIGN    Lake Shikotsu
SIGN    Exploring Chitose
    in search of the Chippu
SIGN    Exploring Chitose
    in search of the Chippu
SIGN    Exploring Chitose
    in search of the Chippu
SIGN    Exploring Chitose
    in search of the Chippu
SIGN    This program originally aired on June 22, 2020
[00:00] Reporter
    Today, we're visiting Lake Shikotsu
    in Chitose City, Hokkaido!
SIGN    Exploring Chitose
    in search of the Chippu
SIGN    Exploring Chitose
    in search of the Chippu
SIGN    Exploring Chitose
    in search of the Chippu
SIGN    Exploring Chitose
    in search of the Chippu
SIGN    Exploring Chitose
    in search of the Chippu
SIGN    Exploring Chitose
    in search of the Chippu
SIGN    Exploring Chitose
    in search of the Chippu
SIGN    Exploring Chitose
    in search of the Chippu
[00:05] Na
    Exploring Chitose in Search of the Chippu!
[00:08] Na
    We're hungrily exploring Chitose,
    Hokkaido's gateway to Heaven,
[00:10] Jashin
    That's Lierre-sama.
[00:12] Na
    in search of the ultra-rare
    Lake Shikotsu chippu.
[00:12] Yurine
    Indeed.
[00:13] Jashin
    But we first met her just the other day...
[00:16] Yurine
    Indeed.
[00:16] Na
    The Kiusu Earthwork Burial Circles
    are a designated World Heritage Site.
[00:19] Jashin
    What's going on here?
[00:20] Minos
    Yukizuru is so good.
[00:20] Na
    Lake Shikotsu is Japan's
    northernmost ice-free lake,
[00:22] Medusa
    Oh, actually, that one's a Fresh Moon.
[00:23] Na
    ranking second in Japan in
    clarity, volume of water, and size.
[00:27] Medusa
    This one's the Yukizuru from Chitose.
[00:28] Na
    Many noteworthy things
    can be found in Chitose,
[00:29] Yurine
    It was a nice place. I hope
    we can all go there again.
[00:30] Na
    including Yukizuru,
    a bouchée closely resembling
[00:33] Medusa
    Me, too!
[00:33] Na
    the Fresh Moon we all know and love.
[00:36] Na
    Today, we're giving you a peek at Chitose,
    as well as Jashin-chan's embezzling
[00:37] Jashin
    Y-You all have memories of going to Chitose?
[00:42] Na
    of Japan's first-ever
    hometown tax and other evil deeds.
[00:43] Jashin
    H-How is there a timeline that
     everyone apart from me has seen?
[02:24] Origin
    I've called you all here
    today for one reason.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Commander
[02:27] Origin
    It seems someone in this group is of
    the opinion that I can't beat Yurine.
[02:32] Commander
    What?!
[02:34] Commander
    Such thinking is nothing short
    of a betrayal of our Origin!
[02:38] Fighter
    I'm a fighter. You won't catch me
    having backward thoughts like that.
[02:42] Justice
    Nor me! My motto is "fair and square"!
[02:45] Commander
    Hm? Who are you?
[02:48] Justice
    I'm Justice.
[02:49] Justice
    I already appeared in
    Volume 13 of the original story.
[02:53] Origin
    I have a righteous spirit myself.
[02:56] Commander
    But the anime viewers wouldn't know that...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Commander
[03:00] Commander
    Anyway, more importantly...
[03:02] Commander
    Who is the traitor?!
[03:03] Commander
    Is it you, Genius?
[03:05] Commander
    Or maybe it's you, Fighter?!
[03:07] Origin
    Commander, you're spitting.
[03:08] Genius
    What's wrong, Commander?
[03:10] Genius
    You're the one getting all
    worked up. Maybe it's you.
[03:13] Commander
    What did you say, Genius?!
[03:15] Commander
    Wait... Is that SJ behind you?
[03:18] Genius
    Honestly, can't you tell just by looking?
[03:21] Genius
    Here.
[03:22] Commander
    You're alive? You were supposed to have died.
[03:27] Commander
    Wait, no. That's not...
[03:29] Commander
    That's not the point!
[03:31] Commander
    What's the point of a remote meeting?!
[03:35] Genius
    We've been sitting next to each other
    all along. You're only surprised now?
[03:39] Fighter
    I couldn't figure out why we
    were having a remote meeting.
[03:43] Origin
    Well, this is a socially aware anime.
[03:45] Justice
    Meetings in close quarters are not good!
[03:47] Commander
    Adding you makes those
    quarters even closer...
[03:53] ESP
    You're naïve if you think sleeping will free
    you of suspicion that you're the traitor, SJ.
[03:59] SJ
    Wait, not this again!
[04:01] ESP
    I will peer directly into
    your thoughts myself.
[04:04] SJ
    You can even read thoughts
    through the internet?!
[04:07] Commander
    This is bad, SJ! The story has
    already fallen one turn behind!
[04:15] SJ
    S-S-Stop...
[04:21] ESP
    Hmm. Looks like it's not SJ.
[04:26] ESP
    Die.
SIGN    Guarding
    (kind of)
[04:33] Fighter
    Killing her when she's not
    the traitor is madness.
[04:37] Commander
    Maybe you're the one we should suspect, ESP.
[04:40] ESP
    What?
[04:41] Commander
    You can read others' thoughts,
    but we can't read yours.
[04:48] Justice
    That's playing dirty, ESP!
[04:49] Justice
    I'll bring the iron hammer
    of justice down on you!
[04:52] Origin
    Don't do that, Justice.
[04:55] Origin
    I never wanted us to
    start fighting each other.
[04:58] Origin
    But as long as I believe I won't be able to beat
    Yurine, I really won't be able to.
SIGN    Justice
[05:03] Origin
    I just wanted to unite us in spirit.
SIGN    Justice
SIGN    Justice
SIGN    Justice
[05:07] Justice
    Everyone, Origin is saying
    she wants us united in spirit.
[05:12] Justice
    If any of us has doubts,
    we should simply tell Origin so.
[05:17] Genius
    I agree.
[05:19] Commander
    What shall we do, then?
[05:20] Origin
    Making one of us speak out in
    front of everyone would be mean.
[05:24] Origin
    Everyone, close your eyes
    and put your heads down.
[05:30] Origin
    If you think I can't beat Yurine...
[05:34] Origin
    Raise your hand!
[05:41] Origin
    I get it now.
[05:43] Origin
    I guess I really can't beat Yurine.
[05:46] Justice
    Who was it?
[05:47] Fighter
    Who could it have been?
[05:52] Commander
    By the way, what are all these?
[05:54] Origin
    I-It's Jashin-chan...
    but there are one... two... three!
[05:59] Origin
    Three Jashin-chans!
[06:01] All
    Three Jashin-chans?!
[06:06] ESP
    This is bad. Someone is trying
    to interfere with our meeting.
[06:10] Commander
    What?!
[06:12] ESP
    They're coming in through the door.
SIGN    Wait, is that Tomoko?!
[06:30] Yurine
    And just what are you three doing?
[06:33] Jashin
    I-Impossible! How is Yurine
    at a meeting in my head?!
SIGN    Hanazono Yurine!
SIGN    She's more dangerous than Tomoko!!
SIGN    This isn't forced desiccation...
SIGN    It's forced bleeding!
[06:56] Justice
    P-Protect Origin!
[07:07] Origin
    All of you! Protect me from Yurine!
[07:13] Jashin
    Huh? What's wrong, you guys?
[07:16] Commander
    Oh, well, it's just...
[07:18] Genius
    I don't think I can.
[07:19] Fighter
    Why don't you take care of this yourself?
[07:21] ESP
    It has nothing to do with me.
[07:23] Yurine
    Come on, we're going home.
[07:26] Yurine
    Honestly, holding a
    silly meeting like this...
[07:26] Jashin
    H-Help me!
[07:28] Come
    I'm sorry. We can't beat her.
[07:31] Jashin
    You guys! Help me—
[07:38] Yurine
    Hey.
[07:40] Yurine
    Are you listening to me?
[07:42] Yurine
    I was saying that you cause trouble for the
    convenience store clerk when you ask him
SIGN    Heat
    this up,
    please
SIGN    Regular
    salad
[07:48] Yurine
    to heat up your salad every time.
[07:51] Jashin
    I... like my vegetables warm...
[07:53] Yurine
    Those aren't vegetables you warm up!
[07:55] Yurine
    I swear, you always do dumb things like this.
[07:56] Jashin
    I get it.
[07:58] Jashin
    Their doubts are a manifestation
    of my lack of faith in myself.
[08:04] Jashin
    Was SJ the last little bit
    of goodness left in me?
[08:10] Jashin
    Well, of course there's no way I can win!
[08:13] Jashin
    How can I, if I don't have faith in myself?!
[08:16] Jashin
    I can beat Yurine!
[08:20] Jashin
    Shut up.
[08:23] Jashin
    Shut up!
[08:25] Jashin
    I've been saving my Ultra Jashin-chan
    Mk.III FM Radio Sound Style for you!
[08:31] Yurine
    When was the Mk.II?
[08:33] Jashin
    Here's a dropkick from the me who believes
    in myself and has found an unwavering heart!
[08:37] Jashin
    Die, Yurine!
[08:54] Jashin
    It's not just in my head...
    It's in reality, too...
[09:01] Yurine
    I bought this at a festival.
[09:04] Yurine
    Here, you can try blowing it, too.
[09:07] Jashin
    Like hell I can!
[09:09] Yurine
    Go on. Go on.
[09:09] Jashin
    Even when I believed in myself,
    I still couldn't do it!
[09:22] Yurine
    What is it?
[09:24] Yurine
    Oh?
[09:25] Yurine
    I didn't know there was a Jizo statue here.
[09:28] Jashin
    A mandarin.
[09:31] Jashin
    I'm gonna eat it.
[09:32] Yurine
    Wha—
[09:34] Yurine
    How could you do that to an offering?
[09:36] Jashin
    Well, rocks don't eat mandarins.
[09:39] Jashin
    If I eat it, it won't go to waste.
[09:42] Yurine
    Don't blame me if karma
    sticks it to you later.
[09:45] Jashin
    I'm a devil! Karma can't do anything to me!
[09:51] Yurine
    That's enough.
[09:53] Jashin
    I give! I give already!
[10:00] DevilA
    Bentora, bentora, space people...
[10:09] Jashin
    Something feels heavy...
[10:11] Jashin
    What is that?
[10:13] Jashin
    You're the thing we saw today!
[10:15] Jizo
    I've come to punish you for stealing
    my offering. Let us go elsewhere.
[10:22] Jashin
    Ow.
[10:24] Jizo
    Now, let's visit death upon you.
[10:26] Jashin
    No one kills people over a little offering!
[10:29] Jizo
    Quiet. Die.
[10:32] Jashin
    Ouch.
[10:35] Jashin
    Th-That's the stick I use to play the
     taiko drum game at the arcade!
[10:41] Jizo
    Karma truly is sticking it to you.
[10:43] Jashin
    Heh. I get it.
[10:45] Jizo
    Jizo Attack Number 2!
[10:47] Jizo
    Death by a stick through the head,
    from your left ear to your right!
[10:50] Jashin
    Watch it!
[10:52] Jashin
    For a Jizo, you don't have
    a shred of compassion!
[10:55] Jashin
    And you call yourself a Jizo?!
[10:57] Jizo
    There is no compassion for a devil!
[10:59] Jizo
    Die! For real!
[11:02] Jashin
    I won't let him kill me!
[11:04] Jashin
    My killer move can shatter diamonds!
[11:07] Jashin
    Royal Copenhagen!
[11:13] Jashin
    My fist!
[11:18] Jashin
    I still have my left hand!
[11:20] Jizo
    You're still not giving up?
[11:22] Jashin
    Left Hand Copenhagen!
[11:27] Jashin
    Not the left one, too!
[11:32] Jashin
    Just kill me. I admit defeat.
[11:35] Jizo
    I won't kill you.
[11:37] Jizo
    Because I am a Jizo.
[11:39] Jashin
    After all those times you told me to die?
[11:43] Jashin
    I'm sorry, okay, Jizo?
[11:45] Jashin
    I mean, "Jizo-sama."
[11:47] Jashin
    I'll bring a new mandarin
    tomorrow to replace the one I ate.
[11:58] Jizo
    That wasn't a mandarin. It was an orange.
[12:02] Jashin
    Huh?
[12:05] DevilA
    A UFO!
[12:07] DevilA
    Wait, now that I've seen it,
    it's not "unidentified" anymore, is it?
SIGN    The Next Morning
[12:16] Jashin
    The Jizo's not here.
[12:18] Jashin
    I'm sure this is where it was.
[12:22] Jashin
    Maybe he went back to Heaven after that.
SIGN    Yakitori
[12:29] Mei
    I've had a run of bad luck lately.
[12:33] Mei
    I tripped and spilled my drink.
[12:35] Mei
    The restroom door didn't lock.
[12:35] MobB
    I'm sorry!
[12:37] Mei
    My skirt got stuck in my underwear.
[12:40] Mei
    Is it possible I've been cursed?
[12:48] Mei
    Maybe I should put something in
    my room that'll ward off misfortune.
[12:53] Mei
    Like a talisman. Some kind of talisman.
[12:58] Mei
    I guess it's not that easy to just find one.
[13:08] Pekola
    Laundromats these days add
    everything automatically, huh?
SIGN    Wash and Dry
SIGN    Wash
    Only
SIGN    No fabric softener needed
SIGN    Detergent and
    fabric softener
    will be added
    automatically
SIGN    Wash
SIGN    Minutes
[13:13] Pekola
    I didn't need the detergent.
[13:17] Pekola
    I'll take this opportunity to
    write down my shopping list.
SIGN    Bread Crusts (get free)
SIGN    Facial Lotion
[13:23] Pekola
    This syringe-shaped pen is so cool!
[13:26] Pekola
    I'm so glad I bought it.
[13:28] Mei
    There's one!
[13:30] Mei
    I found one already!
[13:32] Mei
    Those goggling eyes!
[13:34] Mei
    That skinny body!
[13:35] Mei
    And that pale skin!
[13:37] Mei
    You're so creepy, you'll be
    perfect to ward off misfortune!
[13:40] Pekola
    How rude.
[13:43] Mei
    White powder?
[13:45] Mei
    A syringe?
[13:47] Mei
    And now I can see the bags under her eyes...
[13:50] Mei
    You poor thing. You must have felt cornered.
[13:53] Pekola
    Well, I get cornered just about every day...
[13:57] Mei
    I knew it.
[13:58] Mei
    Still, you may be a friend of Orochimaru,
     but I can't overlook this!
[14:03] Pekola
    What are you talking about?
[14:04] Mei
    Don't think you can play dumb!
[14:06] Mei
    You're coming with me!
SIGN    Yen
SIGN    Minutes
[14:07] Pekola
    Huh?!
[14:09] Pekola
    W-Wait... What do you think you're...
SIGN    White
    Powder?
[14:13] Pekola
    Wait, has she...
SIGN    Syringe?
[14:15] Pekola
    Y-You've got the wrong idea!
[14:16] Pekola
    These are just packets
    of detergent and a pen—
[14:19] Mei
    I'll listen to your excuses
    back at my apartment.
[14:21] Pekola
    Huh? Your apartment?
[14:24] Mei
    You're going to live there as a talisman
    to ward off misfortune, Pekola-chan!
[14:28] Pekola
    Huh? What do you mean?
[14:31] Mei
    It's the one thing that'll purify you
     after the grave crime you've committed.
[14:35] Pekola
    I don't understand what you're
     saying! I don't want to do that!
[14:39] Mei
    But I've already handcuffed you
    to make sure you can't get away!
[14:43] Pekola
    When did that happen?
[14:44] Mei
    Come now. Let's go.
[14:46] Tanahashi
    Part-timer!
[14:47] Pekola
    Oh! Nice timing!
[14:49] Pekola
    I have to go to work now,
    so I can't ward off misfortune for you.
[14:54] Pekola
    Isn't that right?
[14:55] Tanahashi
    Part-timer...
[14:56] Tanahashi
    Don't worry about work.
    Go be a talisman, part-timer.
[15:01] Pekola
    What?!
[15:02] Tanahashi
    Later, part-timer. Do a good job, part-timer.
[15:03] Pekola
    Now I'm stuck with her...
[15:09] Mei
    But I don't think this will be enough.
[15:12] Mei
    A talisman... A lucky item...
SIGN    DAI
SIGN    Kanda
[15:18] Mei
    A p-panda?!
[15:20] Mei
    You're so cute!
[15:24] Mei
    A cute thing like you
    is likely to be abducted!
[15:27] Ran
    Wh-Who is this lady?!
[15:29] Mei
    Okay! I'll take you in!
[15:32] Mei
    Come along with me, Monochrome!
[15:34] Ran
    Kyon-Kyon, where are you?!
    Help me, Kyon-Kyon!
[15:40] Mei
    But this still isn't enough.
[15:43] Miku
    Green onion, green onion, la la la!
[15:45] Mei
    Onion Miku!
[15:49] Mei
    Okay, let's go!
SIGN    Pudding
[15:53] Yusa
    Our smooth pudding is
    made with cockatrice eggs.
SIGN    Pudding
SIGN    Smooth
SIGN    Pu
SIGN    dd
SIGN    ing
[15:56] Yusa
    Care to try some?
[15:57] Mei
    I'll take one!
SIGN    Pudding
SIGN    Pudding
[16:01] Yusa
    Thank you very much!
[16:03] Mei
    No, thank you!
[16:06] Yusa
    Um...
[16:07] Yusa
    Huh?
[16:13] Pekola
    Why is this happening?
[16:16] Pekola
    That aside...
[16:17] Pekola
    She's really gathered up
     all kinds of things, huh?
[16:20] Mei
    Isn't it great? It's my prized collection.
[16:26] Pekola
    A Jizo statue?! Karma
    will stick it to you for that!
[16:30] Mei
    Isn't its forehead absolutely adorable?
[16:33] Mei
    It was heavy, but so worth bringing home!
[16:36] Mei
    Right, Ishiwatari Shosuke?
[16:39] Mei
    I'm so happy to be part
    of your family, Mei-chan.
[16:43] Pekola
    You seem awfully scared. Did you have
     some kind of traumatic experience?
[16:53] Pekola
    I see.
SIGN    Midorikawa
    Family
    Grave
SIGN    Midorikawa
    Family
    Grave
SIGN    Midorikawa
    Family
    Grave
SIGN    Midorikawa
    Family
    Grave
SIGN    Midorikawa
    Family
    Grave
SIGN    Midorikawa
    Family
    Grave
SIGN    Midorikawa
    Family
    Grave
[16:56] Pekola
    That's a gravestone!
[16:58] Mei
    Yep! I took it because
    it has such a cute shape.
[17:01] Pekola
    Karma's definitely coming for you!
[17:04] Pekola
    Don't you think the Jizo statue and this
    gravestone might be causing your bad luck?
[17:08] Mei
    Oh, so that's why?
[17:10] Jizo
    Karma's sticking it to you.
[17:12] Pekola
    That obviously has to be it!
[17:17] Pekola
    That sound... It's like a ghost
    might appear at any moment!
[17:25] Ghost
    Ghost.
[17:27] Mei
    You're so cute!
[17:29] Mei
    Starting today, your name is Galactica!
SIGN    Slip
[17:33] Ghost
    Are you able to keep up with all this?
[17:36] Pekola
    No one can keep up with this lady.
[17:39] Mei
    But... it's still not enough.
[17:42] Mei
    Orochimaru... Without Orochimaru...
[17:46] Mei
    It's just no use at all!
[17:49] Mei
    I'm stepping out for a bit!
[17:56] Jashin
    Yurine sent me away without hesitation...
[18:02] Jashin
    Oh, this is where you ended up?
[18:05] Jashin
    You should've gone back
    to Heaven. This is Hell.
[18:08] Mei
    So cute!
[18:10] Mei
    You're so ugly, you're adorable!
[18:13] Jashin
    She clearly doesn't like that.
[18:15] Mei
    I like it just fine, actually.
[18:18] Mei
    Rub, rub! So smooth!
[18:22] Mei
    I love it! I don't even care
    about bad luck anymore!
[18:28] Yusa
    Give me back my sister!
[18:30] Kyon
    Onee-chan!
[18:31] Tanahashi
    Part-timer!
[18:33] Old
    So this is where you've been.
[18:36] Jashin
    Y-You guys!
[18:37] Pekola
    And an old couple I don't know!
SIGN    Hell
[18:42] Yusa
    Everything's okay now.
[18:44] Ran
    H-Help me, Kyon-Kyon!
[18:46] Ran
    Give me candy, quick!
[18:50] Kyon
    Right!
[18:57] Mei
    Now you're not cute anymore.
[18:59] Mei
    I don't want you!
[19:04] Ghosts
    Oh, it's the grandkids.
[19:06] Tanahashi
    Hey, part-timer!
[19:08] Tanahashi
    Time for your next job.
[19:10] Pekola
    I'm going to my next job, am I?
[19:10] Tanahashi
    Hurry it up, part-timer.
[19:13] Pekola
    S-So long.
[19:16] Man
    Well, shall we go home, dear?
[19:19] Woman
    I suppose so.
[19:20] Woman
    Huh?
[19:21] Woman
    Isn't this the Jizo statue from that street?
[19:25] Man
    Goodness! It must be fate
    that we found it here.
[19:29] Man
    We'll take it back home.
[19:32] Woman
    We do beg your pardon.
[19:34] Mei
    Oh, not at all.
[19:36] Woman
    What a tasty-looking mandarin.
[19:38] Ghost
    Hey, wait!
[19:38] Man
    Dear, that's an orange.
[19:44] Miku
    What a powerful grandma and grandpa!
[19:47] Jashin
    He can tell the difference
    between a mandarin and an orange?
[19:51] Mei
    They all left.
[19:54] Mei
    But that's fine!
[19:55] Mei
    Galactica and Shosuke were probably
    causing my bad luck, and they left, too!
[19:59] Mei
    I don't even need a talisman anymore!
[20:02] Mei
    And besides...
[20:04] Mei
    I've got Orochimaru!
[20:06] Jashin
    Wh-Why isn't anyone coming to take me home?!
[20:12] Jashin
    Could that be Yurine?!
[20:27] Staff
    Do you know where my Miku is?
SIGN    Crypton Staff
[20:31] Miku
    Here!
[20:33] Staff
    Oh, thank goodness!
    I looked everywhere for you.
[20:36] Miku
    Sorry, Manager.
[20:39] Staff
    Well, I'll be taking her back now.
[20:41] Miku
    Bye-bye!
[20:50] Jashin
    Why? Why won't Yurine come for me?
SIGN    Yakitori
SIGN    Hell
SIGN    For
SIGN    Maharaurava
[20:56] Mei
    There's no need to cry, Orochimaru.
[20:59] Mei
    I'll be with you forever and ever.
[21:05] Jashin
    Maybe Yurine won't come,
    but I know Medusa will!
[21:10] Jashin
    Right, ATM?!
[21:13] Jashin
    A-T-M!
SIGN    She would never abandon a true amigo!
SIGN    Abandon
SIGN    a True
SIGN    aMigo
[21:21] Yurine
    Eat all you like.
[21:23] Three
    Let's eat!
SIGN    A lightly deep-fried tempura mountain!
SIGN    A
SIGN    lightly
    deep-fried
SIGN    Tempura
SIGN    Mountain
[21:31] Minos
    Hey, where's Jashin-chan?
[21:33] Yurine
    No idea.
[21:35] Jashin
    A-T-M!
[21:35] Mei
    Shining love!
SIGN    Curry, Fresh Moon, Daimaru-yaki...
SIGN    Jinbocho has so many delicious foods.
SIGN    It might be nice to buy a book from a used bookstore
SIGN    and relax with it in a retro café.
SIGN    I don't really understand difficult books, though.
SIGN    Next time on Dropkick
    on My Devil!! X, episode 4:
SIGN    "How to Have a Wicked Time in Jinbocho."
SIGN    Of course, the only wicked thing in Jinbocho is Jashin-chan.