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[00:00] Jashin
    It begins! Jashin-chan Dropkick!
[00:04] Jashin
    Dropkick! Dropkick!
[00:06] Jashin
    Dropkick! Dropkick!
    Dropkick! Dropkick!
[00:09] Jashin
    Dropkick!
[00:10] Jashin
    Dropkick!
[00:12] Jashin
    Dropkick!
[00:13] Jashin
    Dropkick!
[00:14] Jashin
    Dropkick!
[00:15] Jashin
    Dropkick! Dropkick! Dropkick!
[00:16] Jashin
    Dropkick! Dropkick! Dropkick!
[00:17] Jashin
    Drop-Drop-Drop-Drop-Drop-Drop-Drop-Drop...
[00:26] Jashin
    Surely that was more
    than anyone could count...
[00:28] Jashin
    Woohoo! No one will beat me in
    the gift giveaway campaign now!
[00:33] Yurine
    This week's record was 47 dropkicks.
[00:38] Jashin
    You have to say that?
[00:39] Yurine
    I do.
[02:11] Pino
    I found you, Pekola-sama.
[02:14] Pekola
    At last, a messenger!
[02:15] Pekola
    The Lord didn't forsake me after all!
[02:19] Poporon
    Don't you get it, Pekola-sama?
[02:21] Poporon
    There's no way you can
    go home just like that.
[02:24] Pino
    I'm going to start by taking...
[02:26] Pino
    ...your head!
[02:31] Pino
    Hold it!
[02:34] Pekola
    As much as it vexes me,
    I have to ask the devils for help!
SIGN    A Few Days Earlier
[02:41] Jashin
    I'm getting trolled on Twitter!
[02:44] Jashin
    I'm scum? I'm a freeloader?
    I'm a pachinko addict? I never do dropkicks?!
[02:48] Jashin
    Didn't you see the bit before the OP?!
    I did a ton of them!
[02:51] Jashin
    What's wrong with a devil being scum?!
    And pachinko is my life!
[02:54] Jashin
    And was it really necessary
    to call my cooking gross?!
SIGN    Jashin-chan
SIGN    Quit dissing me!
SIGN    Your cooking's gross LOL
SIGN    Anti
SIGN    You'll go bald lololol
[02:56] Jashin
    You stupid humans have never even tasted it!
    Don't talk like you won some argument!
[03:00] Jashin
    Unforgivable! Unforgivable! Unforgivable!
[03:05] Jashin
    If I knew who these people were,
    I'd go and get my revenge!
[03:09] Jashin
    I wonder if I can get the provider
    to disclose their IP addresses...
[03:13] Jashin
    Wait a minute. I know what I can do.
[03:16] Jashin
    I could use that to round them all up.
[03:22] Medusa
    Hello? What's up, Jashin-chan?
[03:25] Jashin
    Medusa, can you come over tomorrow?
[03:28] Medusa
    Yeah, of course.
[03:30] Jashin
    You can?
[03:32] Jashin
    Then... buy that on your way.
[03:35] Medusa
    Huh? "That"?
[03:36] DevilA
    Next! Day! Next! Day!
[03:38] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, I bought it.
SIGN    For
    Everyone
    in Hell
SIGN    Hell
SIGN    Clairvoyance
    Drops
[03:41] Medusa
    Here you go. Clairvoyance
    Drops for the whole family.
[03:45] Medusa
    Now available... and highly in demand...
[03:48] Jashin
    This is what I've been waiting for!
[03:49] Medusa
    It felt like someone was
    making me say that...
[03:50] Jashin
    Setsuko's favorite: Clairvoyance Drops!
[03:53] Jashin
    That scene made me cry...
SIGN    Clairvoyance Drops
SIGN    Clairvoyance Drops
[03:55] DevilA
    Clairvoyance Drops.
[03:56] DevilA
    A product from Hell that tells you where
    to find the person you're looking for
[04:00] DevilA
    with just one lick!
[04:02] Jashin
    Drops! Drops! Drops!
[04:08] Medusa
    I'm not giving them to you if you're
    going to use them for anything wicked.
[04:11] Medusa
    Tell me what you want them for.
[04:12] Jashin
    Huh?
[04:14] Jashin
    You know I'd never dream of
    doing anything like anything wicked.
[04:18] Jashin
    Have I ever done anything
    like anything like that?
[04:21] Jashin
    That's too many "anythings"...
[04:23] Medusa
    Stare...
[04:26] Jashin
    Um... I want to find all the people
    in this country who are struggling,
[04:30] Jashin
    and help them out.
[04:34] Medusa
    Is that true?
[04:35] Jashin
    Medusa! Look into my eyes!
[04:39] Jashin
    They have opened to the spirit of kindness!
[04:41] Jashin
    Just look at them!
[04:43] Jashin
    I know you can tell what's truly in my heart!
[04:52] Medusa
    Okay. I believe you.
[04:54] Medusa
    What a relief. You've discovered
    the spirit of kindne—
[04:57] Jashin
    Just kidding!
[05:00] Jashin
    I have the candy all to myself!
SIGN    All
SIGN    All
SIGN    To
SIGN    To
SIGN    Myself!
SIGN    Myself!
[05:04] Jashin
    ATM!
SIGN    All
SIGN    To
SIGN    All
SIGN    Myself!
SIGN    To
SIGN    Myself!
[05:07] Jashin
    You fell for it hook, line, and sinker!
[05:07] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, that's dirty!
    You're scum! You're a devil!
[05:10] Jashin
    Uh, no kidding. I think
    everyone already knew that!
[05:13] Jashin
    With this, I can get my
    revenge on all those bastards!
[05:17] Medusa
    I knew it'd be for something wicked...
[05:20] Medusa
    God, bring down divine
    punishment upon Jashin-chan!
[05:23] DevilA
    ATM!
SIGN    devil is begging
SIGN    devil is begging
[05:25] DevilA
    A devil is begging the Almighty
    to mete out divine punishment!
SIGN    devil is begging
SIGN    devil is begging
SIGN    devil is begging
SIGN    devil is begging
SIGN    devil is begging
SIGN    devil is begging
SIGN    devil is begging
SIGN    devil is begging
SIGN    devil is begging
SIGN    devil is begging
SIGN    devil is begging
SIGN    devil is begging
SIGN    he Almighty to
SIGN    he Almighty to
SIGN    he Almighty to
SIGN    he Almighty to
SIGN    he Almighty to
SIGN    he Almighty to
SIGN    he Almighty to
SIGN    he Almighty to
SIGN    he Almighty to
SIGN    he Almighty to
SIGN    he Almighty to
SIGN    ete out divine punishment
SIGN    he Almighty to
SIGN    ete out divine punishment
SIGN    ete out divine punishment
SIGN    ete out divine punishment
SIGN    ete out divine punishment
SIGN    ete out divine punishment
SIGN    ete out divine punishment
SIGN    ete out divine punishment
SIGN    ete out divine punishment
SIGN    ete out divine punishment
[05:29] DevilA
    Thirst for the top. Strive to be a champion.
[05:33] DevilA
    No hidden agendas!
[05:48] Jashin
    That's the guy who was trolling me.
SIGN    Anti
SIGN    Tweets: 235
SIGN    No way lol
SIGN    You'll go bald lololol
SIGN    Not even the least bit funny
SIGN    Lame lol
SIGN    It's hilarious how
SIGN    incomprehensible that is lol
[05:50] Jashin
    Who would've thought
    he'd be right here in Jinbocho?
[05:53] Jashin
    Sure is a small world.
[05:57] Jashin
    I'll take him out with one blow.
[06:00] Jashin
    Put your phone away while you're walking!
[06:02] Jashin
    And don't use it to troll people!
[06:04] Jashin
    Jashin-chan Drop...
[06:06] Jashin
    Homemade Pie!
[06:11] Jashin
    Serves you right! That's what
    you get for trolling me, human!
[06:16] Jashin
    Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
[06:19] Jashin
    Ah, that felt good!
[06:21] Jashin
    There's no better feeling than this!
[06:24] Jashin
    If anyone ever trolls me
    again, I'll get 'em good!
[06:27] DevilA
    After that,
[06:30] DevilA
    every time she was trolled...
SIGN    Sapporo
SIGN    Sapporo
SIGN    Sapporo
[06:32] DevilA
    Jashin-chan traveled across Japan,
    throwing pies in people's faces.
SIGN    Sapporo
SIGN    Sapporo
SIGN    Drill Hall
SIGN    Drill Hall
[06:36] Lady
    Hey, is it me, or is this
    pie actually kinda yum?
SIGN    Kobe
[06:39] DevilA
    She traveled from north to south...
[06:41] Jashin
    Take this!
[06:43] Guy
    Hey, this is actually pretty good!
SIGN    Nagoya
[06:45] DevilA
    Nothing and nobody could halt her momentum!
[06:47] Jashin
    Hi-yah!
[06:48] Lady
    Wow, that's tasty!
[06:50] DevilA
    China...
SIGN    Beijing
[06:52] Jashin
    Ni hao!
[06:53] Guy
    That's kinda hao chi!
SIGN    Paris
[06:55] DevilA
    France...
[06:56] Jashin
    Bonjour!
[06:57] Lady
    That's pretty très bien!
SIGN    Akihabara
[06:59] DevilA
    Akiba...
[07:00] Jashin
    Hi there—
[07:05] Both
    Mr. Katsura?!
[07:05] Katsura
    I can't see a thing! Everything's gone white!
[07:07] Jashin
    Oops. I accidentally hit someone
    who had nothing to do with this.
[07:09] Katsura
    What is this?! It's delicious!
[07:12] Jashin
    Oh, well. He seems to like it well enough.
[07:16] DevilA
    As the flavor of her pies
    improves over time,
[07:18] DevilA
    Jashin-chan's revenge rampage continues!
[07:22] DevilA
    Meanwhile, as Pekola found
    herself under attack by Pino...
[07:27] Pekola
    Excuse me!
[07:29] Pekola
    Please answer!
[07:30] Pekola
    I'm begging you! My life is in danger!
SIGN    Buono
[07:34] DevilA
    ...Jashin-chan was racing around
    the world, continuing her rampage.
SIGN    Delicious
SIGN    Masisseoyo
SIGN    walnuts
SIGN    Tastes
     like
SIGN    Yurine
    in the
    meantime
[07:39] Old
    That'll be 600 yen. Thank
    you as always for dropping by.
[07:39] DevilA
    Was her goal still revenge, or
    simple research on pie flavors?
SIGN    Yurine
    in the
    meantime
SIGN    Minos
    in the
    meantime
[07:43] Minos
    All right! Thirteen more laps!
[07:44] DevilA
    At this time, none of the devils were at home.
[07:47] DevilA
    God is truly absent here.
SIGN    Hell is the absence of God
     by Ted Chiang
[07:50] DevilA
    "Hell is the absence of God."
SIGN    Hell is the absence of God
     by Ted Chiang
[07:53] DevilA
    God... Paper...
SIGN    Ted Chiang
SIGN    Hell is the absence of
     by
SIGN    God
SIGN    Ted Chiang
SIGN    God
SIGN    Hell is the absence of paper
     by Jashin-chan
[07:55] DevilA
    Oh, God! There's no paper!
[07:58] Pekola
    No one's home?!
[08:05] Pino
    I will send you to the depths of Hell.
[08:09] Pekola
    Oh, God...
[08:11] DevilA
    Sunday!
[08:13] DevilA
    It's Sunday! Sunday's the best!
[08:15] DevilA
    No hidden agendas!
[08:18] Grandma
    Mei-chan!
SIGN    Orochimaru
[08:20] Mei
    Coming!
SIGN    Mei-chan
SIGN    Mei-chan
SIGN    Mei-chan
SIGN    Mei-chan
SIGN    Mei-chan
SIGN    Mei-chan
SIGN    Mei-chan
[08:24] Pino
    Looks like your friends aren't home.
[08:26] Pekola
    I wouldn't call them my friends...
[08:31] Pekola
    W-Well, I'll be going, then.
[08:34] Pino
    You won't be getting away.
[08:37] Pekola
    Very well. I may have fallen into
    ruin, but I was once an angel.
[08:40] Pekola
    I can't just stand here quietly
    and offer my head for the taking.
[08:44] Pekola
    All right. I'll take you on.
[08:48] Pekola
    Let's do this elsewhere.
[08:50] Pekola
    Hup!
[08:50] Pekola
    Shoop!
[08:55] Pekola
    Down here, we won't bother any—
[09:00] Pekola
    I hadn't even finished talking!
[09:02] Pino
    Well, I need to finish this quickly,
[09:05] Pino
    so I can take your head back to Heaven!
[09:20] Pekola
    I guess there was no way I could
    beat Pino in my current state.
[09:24] Pino
    This ends here.
[09:27] Pekola
    Oh... So this is the end...
[09:34] (Flashback) Yurine
    Here, Pekola. A take-out dinner.
[09:36] (Flashback) Medusa
    Are you cold? I brought a blanket.
[09:39] (Flashback) Minos
    You can have my potatoes.
[09:41] Pekola
    Is my life flashing before my eyes?
[09:43] (Flashback) Persephone
    Use my parachute!
[09:48] (Flashback) Jashin
    No one needs to be sacrificed...
[09:50] (Flashback) Jashin
    ...other than me!
[09:51] (Flashback) Pekola
    Wait! What are you trying to do?!
[09:56] (Flashback) Pekola
    No...
[10:03] Pekola
    To think the last faces I'd recall
    would be that witch and her devils.
[10:07] Pekola
    Why is that?
[10:10] (Flashback) Tanahashi
    Yo, part-timer!
[10:12] Pekola
    Ugh, he's last?!
[10:13] Pino
    Goodbye for real this time, Pekola-sama.
[10:18] Poporon
    German suplex!
[10:23] Poporon
    Didn't we learn that the worst time
    to let your guard down is the moment
[10:27] ---
    right before you complete your goal, Pino?
[10:29] Pino
    Hurgh...
[10:30] Pekola
    Poporon! You came back to save me!
[10:34] Poporon
    Don't mistake my intentions.
[10:35] Pekola
    Huh?
[10:36] Poporon
    I just wanted her halo.
[10:39] Poporon
    Now, her powers are—
[10:41] Pekola
    It shattered.
[10:42] Poporon
    Just when I thought I'd
    gotten my hands on a halo!
[10:42] Pekola
    What? The halo... What? But why?
[10:46] Poporon
    I should've used a different move!
    A backdrop or something!
[10:49] Pekola
    That would've ended the same way!
[10:50] Poporon
    A back throw, then!
[10:50] DevilA
    They look similar,
    but they're not the same move.
[10:52] Pekola
    Yeah, that might work.
[10:54] Pino
    Poporon...
[10:56] Pino
    A surprise attack from behind?
    You're still a coward, I see.
[11:00] Pino
    But without your halos, there's nothing you
    two can do, even if you work together.
[11:05] Pino
    I'm going to take care of
    both of you traitors for good!
[11:08] Poporon
    Here. You can have this back.
[11:09] Pino
    Huh?
[11:10] Poporon
    It used to be your halo.
[11:12] Pino
    My halo?
[11:14] Pino
    Don't be silly. My halo is right—
[11:17] Pino
    It's gone!
[11:18] Poporon
    I told you, this is it.
[11:22] Pino
    No...
[11:24] Pino
    It can't be...
[11:25] Pino
    Without my halo,
    I can't complete my mission.
[11:30] Pino
    What will I do? I've failed!
[11:34] Pino
    I've failed!
[11:38] Pekola
    You don't need to beat
    yourself up that much...
[11:40] Pino
    Those who fail their
    missions are doomed to die.
[11:44] Pino
    I have to run away!
[11:45] Pino
    Taxi!
[11:49] Poporon
    A taxi? Really?
[11:51] Poporon
    That's too funny!
[11:52] Pekola
    Why would the Lord go that far?
[11:55] Pekola
    Pino...
[11:55] Poporon
    A taxi!
[11:56] Pekola
    What has made the Lord so harsh?
[11:58] Pekola
    Has He changed that much in my absence?
[12:08] Jashin
    I'm home!
[12:09] Yurine
    Where have you been?
[12:11] Jashin
    I've been making pies nonstop,
    and I finally devised the perfect recipe!
[12:20] Jashin
    I'm really proud of this one!
[12:22] Jashin
    Go on, try it!
[12:24] Yurine
    Thanks, I will.
[12:29] Yurine
    It's delicious.
[12:30] Jashin
    Yes! I did it!
[12:33] Jashin
    I've finally created my
    most delicious pie yet!
[12:37] Yurine
    You know, you could open a bakery.
[12:39] Yurine
    It'll be a Jinbocho specialty: Jashin pie.
[12:42] Jashin
    Huh? Wait, what was I doing again?
[12:45] Yurine
    This is so good.
[12:47] Jashin
    Oh, whatever!
[12:52] DevilA
    Magazine: a device that holds
    the ammo for a firearm.
[12:56] DevilA
    My Magnum breathes fire!
[12:58] DevilA
    No hidden agendas!
[13:02] Poporon
    Shoot, I messed up an order.
[13:05] Poporon
    That bowl of ramen is
    gonna be docked from my pay.
[13:13] Poporon
    A devil!
[13:14] Poporon
    Um... the potato? Simmered Taro, was it?
SIGN    Simmered
SIGN    Taro
[13:18] Poporon
    What was her name again?
[13:21] Poporon
    I wonder if that's one of her friends.
[13:23] Poporon
    Well, there's no way
    I could beat her right now.
[13:26] Poporon
    I'll just avoid interacting with her.
[13:30] Poporon
    There's blood on my uniform!
SIGN    I'm so sorry!
[13:35] Poporon
    What in the world are you doing?!
SIGN    I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
SIGN    I'll pay to have it cleaned!
[13:44] Poporon
    Well, all right. You should sit and rest for a bit.
SIGN    Thanks a lot, angel! You're so kind!
[14:00] Poporon
    So you could tell.
SIGN    What happened to your halo?
SIGN    Genesis
[14:05] Poporon
    I went through some stuff.
[14:07] Poporon
    Now, I'm earning my keep
    at a ramen shop as a human.
SIGN    Oh... I've never had ramen before.
[14:14] Poporon
    Want to try some?
SIGN    Can I?
[14:17] Poporon
    This was headed for the dumpster, anyway.
[14:19] Jashin
    I don't care if you waste your
    life, but don't waste food!
SIGN    It looks so good!
SIGN    I'm digging right in!
SIGN    It's delicious!
[14:34] Poporon
    She's good with chopsticks...
SIGN    This really is delicious!
SIGN    Thank you!
[14:39] Poporon
    A devil's smile...
[14:42] Poporon
    How nauseating.
[14:44] Poporon
    First, I get an order wrong,
[14:45] Poporon
    then my uniform gets stained...
[14:47] Poporon
    This is the worst day ever.
SIGN    Thank you for the ramen.
[14:53] Poporon
    No problem. I'm gonna go now.
SIGN    You know... starting today, I'll be living in the human world, too.
SIGN    Let's be friends!
[15:01] Poporon
    Friends?
[15:03] Poporon
    But you're a devil. Doesn't the idea
    of befriending an angel bother you?
SIGN    Nope, not at all.
[15:09] Poporon
    Well, I don't need any devil friends.
SIGN    My name's Persephone II!
[15:14] Poporon
    The daughter of Hades and
    Persephone from the Underworld?!
[15:17] Poporon
    She's a celebrity!
[15:18] Poporon
    If I take her down, I'm sure to
    shoot straight up the angel ranks!
[15:21] Poporon
    I'll pretend to be her friend, and when
    I get my angel powers back, I'll kill her!
SIGN    What's the matter?
[15:26] Poporon
    Oh, nothing!
[15:28] Poporon
    Sure, let's be friends.
[15:31] Poporon
    I'm Poporon.
SIGN    Nice to meet you, Poporon-chan!
[15:38] Poporon
    Wh-Whoops! I need to get back to the shop!
[15:41] Poporon
    See you later!
[15:43] Poporon
    "Friends," she says...
[15:48] Minos
    Hey, there you are.
[15:50] Minos
    You're late. You had me worried.
SIGN    Sorry about that. Thank you for taking me in.
[15:55] Minos
    Okay, then! I'll put you
    through some tough training
[15:58] ---
    to fix that weak constitution of yours!
SIGN    Oh, dear... Please go easy on me.
[16:05] DevilA
    Jump! It's almost like flying!
[16:07] DevilA
    High in the air! High as you can go!
[16:09] DevilA
    No hidden agendas!
[16:19] Pino
    Oh!
[16:20] Pino
    A cute little bunny. Come on out.
[16:26] Pino
    Good bunny.
[16:29] Pino
    Do you know the story of Buddha?
[16:34] Pino
    John the Apostle said the same thing.
[16:37] Pino
    Their teachings may have differed,
    but the greatest thing of all...
[16:41] Pino
    ...is still love.
[16:51] Pino
    What a lovely meal.
[16:54] Pino
    But still...
[16:56] Pino
    I suppose Heaven will never forgive me.
[16:59] Pino
    How could I fail to do away with the
    likes of Pekola-sama and Poporon?
[17:03] Pino
    What will I do now?
[17:08] Pino
    That's it! I have a great idea!
[17:12] Pino
    I'll get rid of the Lord!
[17:15] Pino
    I just need to become the new Lord!
[17:18] Pino
    Then, I'll rule over Heaven,
    destroy Hell and the human realm,
[17:22] Pino
    and become queen of the whole world!
[17:25] Pino
    It'll be wonderful!
[17:27] Pino
    Now, with that settled...
[17:29] Pino
    I need to find a place where I can
    lie low until my halo regenerates.
[17:36] Jashin
    Yurine! Yurine!
[17:38] Jashin
    Some stranger is cleaning the place!
[17:40] Yurine
    Yeah, that's probably the new custodian.
[17:45] Jashin
    What happened to the old custodian?
[17:49] (Flashback) Custodian
    Have a good day, Jashin-chan-san.
[17:53] Yurine
    She was a widow,
[17:55] Yurine
    so she remarried and decided
    to move back to her hometown.
[17:59] Jashin
    Huh...
[18:00] Yurine
    This would be a good time
    to introduce ourselves.
[18:03] Jashin
    'Kay.
[18:08] Pino
    Working in this apartment
    building where devils live
[18:11] Pino
    should give any pursuers from Heaven
    second thoughts about coming for me.
[18:14] Pino
    In other words,
    it's safer to live near devils.
[18:18] Pino
    I'm so clever!
[18:21] Yurine
    Hello.
[18:24] Yurine
    I'm Hanazono Yurine from apartment 202.
[18:27] Yurine
    Nice to meet you.
[18:29] Pino
    Y-Yes...
[18:31] Pino
    My name is Pino.
[18:33] Pino
    It's a pleasure to meet you.
[18:36] Jashin
    Yurine, hang on a sec.
[18:37] Jashin
    Now that I look at her, I
    don't think she's human.
[18:41] Jashin
    That irritating aura you have...
    You're an angel, aren't you?
[18:43] Pino
    Oh, dear. You figured it out already.
[18:47] Jashin
    Huh? But what happened to your halo?
[18:50] Jashin
    Where's your halo?
[18:51] Jashin
    Hay-hay-hay-lo!
[18:54] Pino
    Well, you see... stuff happened...
[18:56] Jashin
    Like what?
[18:58] Jashin
    Like what?
[19:00] Yurine
    Come on, don't be a pest about it.
[19:03] Yurine
    Everyone has things they
    don't want to talk about.
[19:05] Jashin
    I bet you came here to kill
    Pekola and Poporon but failed,
[19:08] Jashin
    and now you can't go home
    because you lost your halo, right?
[19:11] Pino
    How'd she know?
[19:12] Jashin
    Why here, though?! Go work somewhere else!
SIGN    Gotham
    Dental
    Clinic
[19:15] Jashin
    Like at a dentist's, or at Maison Nikoku,
[19:17] Jashin
    or at Maison Sankoku, or at Maison Yonkoku!
[19:19] Yurine
    Who cares where she or anyone else lives?
[19:22] Jashin
    I care!
[19:23] Jashin
    Once she gets her angel powers
    back, she's likely to attack us!
[19:26] Jashin
    So I'll use my killer dropkick to finish
    her off before she gets the chance!
[19:30] Pino
    Wait! I have no intention
    of fighting right now!
[19:32] Jashin
    But you intend to fight eventually!
[19:34] Pino
    I'm anti-Armageddon!
[19:35] Yurine
    Stop it, Jashin-chan!
[19:37] Jashin
    No! I'm gonna kill her now! Right this minute!
[19:40] Jashin
    Let me kill her! Let me
    kill her! Let me kill her!
[19:43] Yurine
    Jashin-chan, didn't
    I just tell you to stop it?
[19:48] Jashin
    Wai... Wha... What?!
SIGN    è
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Something's being
    transmitted into
    her head
[19:52] Jashin
    M-My head... My head feels... f-feels...
[20:05] Yurine
    It's a pleasure to have you in our building.
[20:08] Pino
    S-Scary... Hanazono Yurine...
[20:12] Pino
    I'd heard she had the
    devils under her thumb,
[20:15] Pino
    but this... this...
[20:17] Minos
    Hey, Yurine-chan!
[20:19] Yurine
    Welcome back. Jogging?
[20:21] Minos
    Yep! Trying to get some
    physical training in.
[20:24] Minos
    Hey, who's this?
[20:26] Yurine
    She's our new custodian.
SIGN    An angel I've never seen before...
[20:30] Minos
    Yeah? Well, I'm Minos! Nice to meet you!
SIGN    I'm Persephone II.
[20:36] Pino
    I-I'm Pino.
SIGN    It's so nice to have one more pretty lady around here!
[20:41] Pino
    Will I really be able to live like this?
[20:45] Pino
    I'm starting to feel a little worried...
[21:08] DevilA
    Oh! Meteor!
[21:10] DevilA
    Comet!
[21:11] DevilA
    Meteor!
[21:12] DevilA
    Meteo—
[21:14] DevilA
    It blew up!
[22:46] Poporon
    Wow, it looks like I'm trending!
[22:49] Poporon
    Let's see what they're saying.
[22:50] Poporon
    "Noel-chan handled her fans like a pro."
SIGN    Noel-chan's way too cute
SIGN    Noel-chan handled her fans like a pro.
SIGN    This pig was absolutely delighted.
SIGN    Noel is a goddess
[22:54] Poporon
    "This pig was absolutely delighted."
[22:56] Poporon
    Wow, these people are praising me so much!
[23:00] Poporon
    They really love me!
[23:01] Poporon
    Even humans have their good points—
SIGN    Shiromegachi
SIGN    Not that anyone cares
SIGN    Shiromegachi
SIGN    But I think the one voiced
     by Yamada Marina is cuter
SIGN    Shiromegachi
SIGN    The angel Noel isn't that cute
SIGN    She's not my type
[23:06] Poporon
    I guess I need to wipe them out after all.
[23:10] Mei
    Orochimaru, I summon you!
[23:12] Jashin
    You called, and now I'm here! Jashin-chan!
[23:14] Jashin
    Hey! Don't just go around summoning me!
[23:15] Mei
    Aw, but you and I share a bond
    from a previous life, Orochimaru!
[23:19] Mei
    We'll be together till we die!
[23:20] Jashin
    Devils and humans have
    totally different lifespans!
[23:22] Mei
    No problem! Here!
[23:24] Jashin
    What the heck is this collar for?!
[23:26] Mei
    It's a collar that will
    automatically lock when I die.
[23:29] Mei
    We'll be together in
    the next life... forever!
[23:32] Jashin
    W-Wait... it's already getting tighter...
[23:35] Jashin
    Is... Jashin-chan... finally... done for?