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SIGN    Beth
[01:46] Jashin
    So hot...
[01:47] Jashin
    This thing you humans call
    "summer" is way too hot.
[01:51] Yurine
    Deal with it.
[01:53] Jashin
    I can't.
[01:56] Yurine
    Deal—
[01:57] Jashin
    I can't deal with it!
[02:01] Jashin
    We are aliens...
[02:04] Yurine
    No, you're devils.
[02:06] Jashin
    Why don't you have one of those machines
    that blows cold air in this room?
[02:11] Yurine
    An air conditioner?
[02:12] Yurine
    As if I could afford one of those.
[02:16] Jashin
    If you need money,
    just have Medusa pay for it!
SIGN    Inbox
SIGN    Minos
SIGN    Re: Meat for the sukiyaki
SIGN    Medusa
SIGN    Medusa
SIGN    Yurine
SIGN    What happened to the pudding in the fridge?
SIGN    Medusa
SIGN    Medusa
SIGN    Medusa
SIGN    Minos
[02:20] Yurine
    Don't bother her with that.
    Just make do with the fan.
[02:23] Jashin
    B-But this warm air isn't helping at all!
[02:33] Yurine
    If we weren't with Flex Comix,
    I could probably afford an air conditioner.
[02:39] Jashin
    Huh?
[02:40] Yurine
    Publishers like Hitotsubashi
    and Otowa are loaded.
[02:50] Jashin
    I don't know what you're talking about!
[02:52] Jashin
    I can't live like this! I'm going to an
    electronics store in Akiba to cool down!
[03:12] Jashin
    This... is hell...
[03:20] Jashin
    It's too hot!
[03:22] Jashin
    And humid! The temperature-humidity index
     is 100! No, 1,000! Hell, more like 2020!
[03:27] Jashin
    And this country's hosting the 2020 Olympics?!
     It'll be pure profit at no expense!
[03:31] Jashin
    "Hos-pit-a-li-ty," my ass!
[03:36] Yurine
    Why the dissing spree? You think it's hot now?
    You'll get flamed online for that.
[03:39] Jashin
    Oh, shut up! I'm just gonna
    give up on everything!
[03:44] Yurine
    Fine. I'll cool you down.
[03:48] Jashin
    Really?!
[04:00] Jashin
    Wh-What is this?
[04:03] Yurine
    Punishment. And you've cooled down.
    Two birds with one stone.
[04:06] Jashin
    I'm sorry. I'm truly sorry.
[04:11] Jashin
    I'm more than just "cooled down." I'm freezing.
[04:15] Jashin
    So cold... I have chills...
[04:21] Yurine
    Isn't that nice, Jashin-chan?
[04:28] Jashin
    Like hell it's nice!
[04:32] Jashin
    I swear, everything you do is so extreme!
[04:35] Yurine
    You're the one who was being too demanding.
[04:37] Jashin
    I guess I'll just have
    to summon her from Hell.
[04:41] Yurine
    "Her"?
[04:49] Yurine
    Who's the kid?
[04:51] Jashin
    Kori-chan. She's an ice devil.
[04:54] Yurine
    Kori-chan?
[04:56] Yurine
    She has a funny face.
[04:58] Jashin
    Kori-chan can make a room
    cooler just by being in it!
[05:02] Yurine
    Now that you mention it,
    it is cooler in here.
[05:05] Jashin
    Also...
[05:11] Jashin
    She can make shaved ice.
[05:13] Yurine
    Wow, that's cool.
[05:15] Jashin
    Which syrup would you prefer?
[05:16] Yurine
    Which?
[05:18] Jashin
    You have a choice of strawberry and lemon.
[05:22] Yurine
    Okay, then, lem—
[05:23] Jashin
    Kori-chan's blood is strawberry syrup,
     and her urine is lemon syrup.
[05:28] Yurine
    Strawberry.
[05:35] Yurine
    Huh, it really is strawberry syrup.
[05:41] DevilA
    It's hot!
[05:42] DevilA
    The hot summer season is the
    best time to eat hot foods!
[05:45] DevilA
    Hot! Hot! Hot!
[05:52] Yurine
    A cool room and shaved ice...
    This kid sure is useful.
[05:56] Jashin
    She sure is.
[05:58] Jashin
    And that's not all she can do.
[06:01] Jashin
    Kori-chan, do the thing!
[06:05] Jashin
    Huh?
[06:08] Jashin
    You don't want to do that right now?
[06:11] Jashin
    Don't give me that crap!
[06:13] Jashin
    A low-ranking devil like you
    is in no place to defy me!
[06:17] Jashin
    Just do the thing right now! Do it!
[06:21] Yurine
    Wait, Jashin-chan, that's going too far.
[06:30] Yurine
    Snow?
[06:31] Jashin
    See? Amazing, right?
[06:33] Jashin
    Low-ranking devils need to be at least
    this useful, or they're worthless!
[06:38] Jashin
    You must be so happy you get the chance
    to serve a high-ranking devil like me!
[06:48] Jashin
    Wait, isn't this snow
    getting a bit too intense?
[06:52] Jashin
    Kori-chan, you can stop now.
[06:56] Jashin
    You can stop.
[07:00] Jashin
    I said stop right now!
[07:03] Jashin
    Don't get cocky! When are you leaving, anyway?!
    You're done here, so go home!
[07:08] Yurine
    Hey, Jashin-chan, do you have to talk
    to her like that? The poor thing.
[07:11] Jashin
    There's nothing poor about her!
[07:13] Jashin
    Anyone audacious enough
    to defy me gets this!
[07:16] Jashin
    Jashin-chan Ch—
[07:21] DevilA
    Allow me to explain!
[07:23] DevilA
    Jashin-chan shows no mercy
    to small, low-ranking devils!
[07:27] Jashin
    ...op!
[07:31] Jashin
    Let go!
[07:35] Jashin
    You froze my arm...
[07:39] Jashin
    You little brat!
[07:45] Yurine
    Good for you. You're much cooler now.
[07:54] Yurine
    Will she be able to regenerate?
SIGN    Something that
    used to be called
    Jashin-chan
[07:59] Jashin
    Th-This is humiliating.
[08:01] Yurine
    Sheesh.
SIGN    Kanda
SIGN    Suzuran
SIGN    Street
[08:22] Pekola
    S-So hungry...
[08:27] Pekola
    A-Angels don't die, but still,
[08:30] Pekola
    why are the humans
    so indifferent to my suffering?
[08:34] Pekola
    I'm clearly in very bad shape right now.
[08:41] Pekola
    My Lord...
[08:43] Pekola
    It seems humans have rotted to the core.
[08:46] Pekola
    The time for final judgment may be near.
[09:04] Pekola
    A-An angel?
[09:09] Yurine
    You okay, Pekola?
[09:11] Pekola
    The witch...
[09:17] DevilA
    The entrance to Bondy is around
    the back of the Kanda Kosho Center.
[09:21] DevilA
    You can't get there from the bookstore.
[09:26] Pekola
    This potato is delicious.
[09:28] Pekola
    But why would a curry
    restaurant serve potatoes?
[09:32] Yurine
    Don't talk with your mouth full.
[09:35] Pekola
    Why do they serve potatoes?
[09:37] Yurine
    I don't know.
[09:41] Staff
    Thank you for waiting.
[09:49] Yurine
    Go on, dig in. Curry tastes best when it's hot.
[09:53] Pekola
    I will.
[09:56] Pekola
    Delicious!
[10:02] Pekola
    May I have another helping, please?
[10:04] Yurine
    Sure. I'll take it out of
    Jashin-chan's meal budget.
[10:08] Pekola
    A refill, please!
[10:10] Staff
    I'll be right with you.
[10:11] Yurine
    Anyway, it doesn't seem very angelic
    to stumble around town starving.
[10:15] Yurine
    Seems more human.
[10:21] Pekola
    Without my halo, I am as weak
     and as fragile as a human.
SIGN    European Curry
SIGN    and Espresso Coffee Shop
SIGN    Bondy
[10:27] Pekola
    If I had my halo, I could perform miracles,
[10:29] Pekola
    like turning rocks into bread,
     and water into wine...
SIGN    Um...
SIGN    Jinbocho Police Box
SIGN    May I ask a question?
SIGN    Does Jashin-chan live around here?
[10:46] GuardA
    Jashin-chan?
SIGN    My mother sent me from Hell on an errand to find Jashin-chan.
[10:56] GuardA
    Okay, then, you should stay
    here for three days or so.
SIGN    Huh?
[11:00] GuardB
    Yeah, I mean, you're pretty suspicious.
SIGN    Huh? But, um... Jashin-chan...
[11:04] GuardB
    Yeah, yeah.
[11:06] Yurine
    Are you full now?
[11:08] Pekola
    Yes. I owe you. Thank—
[11:12] Pekola
    Wait! An angel thanking a witch
    is a betrayal of my Lord!
[11:17] Pekola
    Oh, but she did feed me,
    and I even begged for seconds!
SIGN    May I have
    another
    helping,
    please?
[11:21] Pekola
    What a grave sin I have committed!
[11:25] Yurine
    You talk to yourself too much.
[11:27] Pekola
    But it is true that this witch helped me.
[11:32] Pekola
    Hanazono Yurine!
[11:33] Pekola
    I have no choice but to thank you this time,
[11:36] Pekola
    but this does not mean I've given up
    on eradicating you and the devils!
[11:41] Pekola
    One day, when I've found my halo
     and gotten my powers back,
[11:46] Pekola
    I swear I will eradicate all of you!
[11:52] Yurine
    I hope you find your halo soon.
[11:56] Pekola
    What are you saying? Are you crazy?!
[11:59] Pekola
    Being around you throws me off-balance.
[12:01] Pekola
    I'm going home!
[12:04] Yurine
    She's always making a fuss.
[12:06] Pekola
    Oh, my Lord, what am I to do?
[12:10] Pekola
    Is she truly my neighbor?
    Even though she's a witch?
[12:14] Pekola
    Ah, this world is so full of contradictions!
[12:22] Pekola
    My Lord, why did they serve potatoes?
[12:30] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[12:32] Medusa
    We're here!
[12:34] Medusa
    Huh? Jashin-chan?
[12:36] Minos
    What the heck? She invited us over,
     and she's not even home?
[12:39] Medusa
    Oh! Maybe...
[12:41] Medusa
    ...she's in here?
[12:44] Medusa
    She isn't.
[12:45] Medusa
    But she usually hides in there...
[12:50] Jashin
    I'm right here!
[12:53] Jashin
    I knew you wouldn't figure it out!
[12:55] Jashin
    Medusa, you were all, like,
    "But she usually hides in there..."
[13:00] Jashin
    Well, I wasn't! I ain't gonna hide
    in the same spot every time!
[13:03] Jashin
    Try using your brain a little, moron!
[13:05] Medusa
    I-I'll check under the tatami next time.
[13:08] Minos
    Why were you hiding in there, though?
[13:11] Jashin
    I'm glad you asked! If you wanna know why—
[13:14] Medusa
    Oh! I know!
[13:15] Medusa
    Your plan was to hide in there
    and catch Yurine off-guard,
[13:19] Medusa
    and you tested it out on us
    to make sure it would work!
[13:24] Medusa
    Huh?
[13:27] Jashin
    How did you know?
[13:28] Minos
    You know that plan's just gonna fail again.
[13:32] Medusa
    Hey, Minos...
[13:34] Medusa
    Just tell her to give up already, would you?
[13:38] Jashin
    No! I'll never give up!
[13:40] Jashin
    Anyway, you can leave now. The test is over.
[13:43] Jashin
    Off you go!
[13:49] Jashin
    Any minute now...
[13:53] Yurine
    I'm home.
[13:55] Yurine
    I sure am hungry.
[13:57] Yurine
    It was half off tridents today,
     so I bought one.
[14:00] Yurine
    Oh, she's not here?
[14:02] Jashin
    Huh? A trident?
[14:04] Yurine
    Hup!
[14:06] Yurine
    I'll stick it there for now.
[14:09] Jashin
    Who just sticks a trident in
    their tatami floor "for now"?!
[14:15] Jashin
    She doesn't seem to have
    noticed, but I know Yurine.
[14:19] Jashin
    It's possible she actually knows.
[14:23] Jashin
    I should make sure.
[14:29] Jashin
    Good. Looks like she really hasn't caught on.
[14:33] Jashin
    Maybe I'll throw this
    at her too, just for fun.
[14:36] Yurine
    Ow!
[14:39] Yurine
    Huh? An avocado?
[14:42] Yurine
    I'll eat this later.
[14:44] Jashin
    She still doesn't know!
    And "I'll eat this later"?! What an idiot!
[14:48] Jashin
    This plan is gonna work!
[14:50] Jashin
    Now the show starts for real!
[14:52] Jashin
    I'll sneak up close to her and use this.
[14:57] Jashin
    And that's the end! Farewell, Yurine!
SIGN    Yurine
SIGN    Yurine
SIGN    Yurine
SIGN    Yurine
[15:20] Jashin
    H-Hi there.
[15:24] Yurine
    Oh.
[15:26] Yurine
    So that's what's going on.
[15:28] Yurine
    I didn't think I'd get the chance
    to test out my trident so soon.
[15:34] Jashin
    Y-You might say you get to try-dent it, huh?
[15:44] Yurine
    Let's... try!
SIGN    Gaaaaaaaah
SIGN    Gaaaaaaaah
SIGN    Gaaaaaaaah
SIGN    Gaaaaaaaah
[15:48] Minos
    I knew her plan would fail.
[15:50] Medusa
    This is why I wanted her to give up.
[15:58] Yurine
    Hup, hup...
[15:59] Jashin
    What's that?
[16:01] Yurine
    A tomahawk. It was 80%
    off at the weapon shop.
[16:17] Medusa
    Hello, Jashin-chan?
[16:18] Jashin
    Medusa?! Get over here right now!
[16:20] Medusa
    Huh? What's—
[16:22] Jashin
    We'll talk later!
[16:24] Medusa
    Jashin-chan?
[16:26] Hashira
    Mufwuh?!
[16:28] Hashira
    Why do you have such a cute voice?!
[16:30] Hashira
    You sound just like my favorite voice
    actress, Miyu-tan! Why's that on your head?
[16:34] Medusa
    No... Stop! Not my face!
SIGN    Momantai
SIGN    Momantai
[16:36] Hashira
    It's fine, it's fine!
[16:38] Hashira
    With a voice that cute,
    you'll still look cute, even if you're not!
[16:44] Hashira
    M-Moe!
[16:51] Medusa
    I did try to warn you...
[16:54] Medusa
    Oh, right! I need to get over
     to Jashin-chan's, quick!
[17:00] Yurine
    Here you go.
[17:02] Medusa
    Thank you.
[17:03] Yurine
    Well, there are a lot of people in Tokyo.
[17:06] Yurine
    Don't worry so much about
    petrifying a person or two.
[17:09] Medusa
    Right...
[17:10] Yurine
    Anyway, where'd she take off to
     after calling you over here?
[17:14] Yurine
    Jashin-chan really is scum.
[17:17] Medusa
    It's okay. I'm used to it.
[17:21] Medusa
    Yummy.
[17:22] Yurine
    You're used to it?
[17:24] Yurine
    Does she put you through hell that often?
[17:26] Medusa
    Huh? Oh, no, not really.
[17:30] Yurine
    No? But she's always been like that, right?
[17:34] Medusa
    Hmm... Yeah, I guess she has.
[17:37] Medusa
    Even back in Hell Elementary School...
[17:41] Medusa
    Jashin-chan once got violent and
    knocked over a statue in the courtyard.
[17:47] (Flashback) Slime
    Who broke this gargoyle statue?!
[17:51] Yurine
    She hasn't changed at all.
[17:53] Medusa
    Oh, but whenever Jashin-chan
    was mean to weaker devils...
[17:59] (Flashback) Jashin
    You're just a stupid goblin!
    How dare you score higher than me?!
[18:02] (Flashback) Medusa
    Wait, Jashin-chan!
[18:04] (Flashback) Jashin
    You're just a moron! Take that!
[18:06] (Flashback) Goblin Dad
    Did my son do something to you?
[18:09] (Flashback) Jashin
    I-I didn't want to do it!
    Medusa ordered me to!
[18:13] (Flashback) Medusa
    Hey!
[18:15] Medusa
    They're nice memories.
[18:16] Yurine
    How?
[18:17] Medusa
    Oh, come to think of it,
    we once got stuck in a hole, too.
[18:26] (Flashback) Jashin
    See ya! Neener neener!
[18:27] (Flashback) Medusa
    Wait! Don't leave me!
[18:30] Medusa
    I was found three days later.
[18:34] Medusa
    And also...
[18:35] (Flashback) Jashin
    You can do whatever you want
    to this girl! Just let me go!
[18:39] (Flashback) Medusa
    No way!
[18:40] Medusa
    That happened once, too.
[18:42] Medusa
    And also...
[18:43] Yurine
    I've heard enough.
    She's put you through way too much.
[18:47] Medusa
    You think so?
[18:48] Yurine
    I mean, she is a devil, so maybe being
    cowardly and cunning isn't a problem...
[18:53] (Flashback) Jashin
    Hi! I'm a coward!
SIGN    Hi! I'm a
    coward!
[18:56] Yurine
    Why are you still with her after
    she betrayed you that many times?
[19:00] Yurine
    Are you a total M?
[19:06] Yurine
    So in the end, Jashin-chan really is scum.
[19:09] Medusa
    But she has her cute side, too.
[19:12] Yurine
    Oh?
[19:13] Medusa
    Whenever she's in trouble or discouraged,
    she always depends on me!
[19:23] DevilA
    This is strictly her own vision!
[19:28] DevilA
    Damn...
[19:32] (Flashback) Jashin
    Medusa!
[19:35] (Flashback) Jashin
    Wait for me!
[19:39] (Flashback) Jashin
    Don't abandon me!
[19:40] (Flashback) Jashin
    You're all I've got in the whole world!
[19:44] (Flashback) Jashin
    I'm really sorry for all the
    trouble I've caused you!
[19:48] (Flashback) Jashin
    But you must understand how I feel, right?!
    You're the only one who can!
[20:00] Medusa
    When I see her like that, I think, "Aw,
    Jashin-chan really is hopeless without me."
[20:14] Yurine
    You'd better watch yourself.
    You're the kind of girl bad guys are drawn to.
[20:19] Medusa
    Huh? Oh, uh, okay. I'll be careful.
[20:22] Jashin
    I'm home!
[20:24] Medusa
    Oh, she's back!
[20:25] Yurine
    It was wrong of you to call
    Medusa over and then leave.
[20:29] Jashin
    That doesn't matter.
[20:31] Jashin
    Medusa is ranked lower than me,
     so I can make her wait.
[20:35] Medusa
    Welcome back, Jashin-chan.
[20:37] Medusa
    What did you go out to do?
SIGN    10,000 Yen
SIGN    10,000 Yen
[20:39] Medusa
    Um, this is all the money
    I have for you today...
SIGN    10,000 Yen
SIGN    10,000 Yen
SIGN    10,000 Yen
SIGN    10,000 Yen
SIGN    10,000 Yen
SIGN    10,000 Yen
[20:42] Jashin
    Idiot! Don't give me that in front of Yurine!
[20:44] Medusa
    S-Sorry...
[20:46] Jashin
    Nobody asked you for money!
[20:49] Jashin
    But I know you're just showing me
    how you feel, so I'll accept it.
[20:53] Medusa
    If you didn't want money,
    why did you want me to come over?
[20:56] Medusa
    You know... I can't get you anything
    that would violate the laws of Hell...
[21:01] Jashin
    We can discuss that later!
[21:03] Jashin
    I wanted to talk
    about this today.
[21:05] Jashin
    I got it for you at an arcade in Bukuro.
[21:09] Jashin
    It's the thing you said
    was cute the other day.
SIGN    Human
[21:13] Jashin
    A Pandaman plushie.
[21:17] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, you remembered!
[21:20] Jashin
    I won it with the money I got from you.
[21:23] Jashin
    It's all yours.
[21:27] Medusa
    Thank you, Jashin-chan!
[21:33] Jashin
    Get off me! Don't let it go to your head!
[21:37] Jashin
    I only did it because getting you
    indebted to me will benefit me later!
[21:41] Jashin
    Nothing more, nothing less.
[21:45] Medusa
    Yay! It still makes me happy!
[21:47] Jashin
    I said get off me!
[21:52] Yurine
    At first glance,
    this looks like a happy ending,
[21:55] Yurine
    but it really isn't.
[21:57] Yurine
    The way this looks...
[21:59] Jashin
    Medusa!
[22:01] Yurine
    I've seen it before...
[23:40] Jashin
    Winter arrives, and the town
     is all excited for Christmas.
[23:44] Jashin
    In one corner of the big city,
    far from the hustle and bustle,
[23:47] Jashin
    a girl cries and laments how poor she is.
[23:49] Jashin
    Dropkick on My Devil returns next time
    with a camel clutch on your heart!