# E2 -
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***SIGN*** Beth
**[01:46] Jashin**
So hot...
**[01:47] Jashin**
This thing you humans call
"summer" is way too hot.
**[01:51] Yurine**
Deal with it.
**[01:53] Jashin**
I can't.
**[01:56] Yurine**
Deal—
**[01:57] Jashin**
I can't deal with it!
**[02:01] Jashin**
We are aliens...
**[02:04] Yurine**
No, you're devils.
**[02:06] Jashin**
Why don't you have one of those machines
that blows cold air in this room?
**[02:11] Yurine**
An air conditioner?
**[02:12] Yurine**
As if I could afford one of those.
**[02:16] Jashin**
If you need money,
just have Medusa pay for it!
***SIGN*** Inbox
***SIGN*** Minos
***SIGN*** Re: Meat for the sukiyaki
***SIGN*** Medusa
***SIGN*** Medusa
***SIGN*** Yurine
***SIGN*** What happened to the pudding in the fridge?
***SIGN*** Medusa
***SIGN*** Medusa
***SIGN*** Medusa
***SIGN*** Minos
**[02:20] Yurine**
Don't bother her with that.
Just make do with the fan.
**[02:23] Jashin**
B-But this warm air isn't helping at all!
**[02:33] Yurine**
If we weren't with Flex Comix,
I could probably afford an air conditioner.
**[02:39] Jashin**
Huh?
**[02:40] Yurine**
Publishers like Hitotsubashi
and Otowa are loaded.
**[02:50] Jashin**
I don't know what you're talking about!
**[02:52] Jashin**
I can't live like this! I'm going to an
electronics store in Akiba to cool down!
**[03:12] Jashin**
This... is hell...
**[03:20] Jashin**
It's too hot!
**[03:22] Jashin**
And humid! The temperature-humidity index
is 100! No, 1,000! Hell, more like 2020!
**[03:27] Jashin**
And this country's hosting the 2020 Olympics?!
It'll be pure profit at no expense!
**[03:31] Jashin**
"Hos-pit-a-li-ty," my ass!
**[03:36] Yurine**
Why the dissing spree? You think it's hot now?
You'll get flamed online for that.
**[03:39] Jashin**
Oh, shut up! I'm just gonna
give up on everything!
**[03:44] Yurine**
Fine. I'll cool you down.
**[03:48] Jashin**
Really?!
**[04:00] Jashin**
Wh-What is this?
**[04:03] Yurine**
Punishment. And you've cooled down.
Two birds with one stone.
**[04:06] Jashin**
I'm sorry. I'm truly sorry.
**[04:11] Jashin**
I'm more than just "cooled down." I'm freezing.
**[04:15] Jashin**
So cold... I have chills...
**[04:21] Yurine**
Isn't that nice, Jashin-chan?
**[04:28] Jashin**
Like hell it's nice!
**[04:32] Jashin**
I swear, everything you do is so extreme!
**[04:35] Yurine**
You're the one who was being too demanding.
**[04:37] Jashin**
I guess I'll just have
to summon *her* from Hell.
**[04:41] Yurine**
"Her"?
**[04:49] Yurine**
Who's the kid?
**[04:51] Jashin**
Kori-chan. She's an ice devil.
**[04:54] Yurine**
Kori-chan?
**[04:56] Yurine**
She has a funny face.
**[04:58] Jashin**
Kori-chan can make a room
cooler just by being in it!
**[05:02] Yurine**
Now that you mention it,
it *is* cooler in here.
**[05:05] Jashin**
Also...
**[05:11] Jashin**
She can make shaved ice.
**[05:13] Yurine**
Wow, that's cool.
**[05:15] Jashin**
Which syrup would you prefer?
**[05:16] Yurine**
Which?
**[05:18] Jashin**
You have a choice of strawberry and lemon.
**[05:22] Yurine**
Okay, then, lem—
**[05:23] Jashin**
Kori-chan's blood is strawberry syrup,
and her urine is lemon syrup.
**[05:28] Yurine**
Strawberry.
**[05:35] Yurine**
Huh, it really *is* strawberry syrup.
**[05:41] DevilA**
It's hot!
**[05:42] DevilA**
The hot summer season is the
best time to eat hot foods!
**[05:45] DevilA**
Hot! Hot! Hot!
**[05:52] Yurine**
A cool room and shaved ice...
This kid sure is useful.
**[05:56] Jashin**
She sure is.
**[05:58] Jashin**
And that's not all she can do.
**[06:01] Jashin**
Kori-chan, do the thing!
**[06:05] Jashin**
Huh?
**[06:08] Jashin**
You don't want to do that right now?
**[06:11] Jashin**
Don't give me that crap!
**[06:13] Jashin**
A low-ranking devil like you
is in no place to defy me!
**[06:17] Jashin**
Just do the thing right now! Do it!
**[06:21] Yurine**
Wait, Jashin-chan, that's going too far.
**[06:30] Yurine**
Snow?
**[06:31] Jashin**
See? Amazing, right?
**[06:33] Jashin**
Low-ranking devils need to be at least
this useful, or they're worthless!
**[06:38] Jashin**
You must be so happy you get the chance
to serve a high-ranking devil like me!
**[06:48] Jashin**
Wait, isn't this snow
getting a bit *too* intense?
**[06:52] Jashin**
Kori-chan, you can stop now.
**[06:56] Jashin**
You can stop.
**[07:00] Jashin**
I said stop right now!
**[07:03] Jashin**
Don't get cocky! When are you leaving, anyway?!
You're done here, so go home!
**[07:08] Yurine**
Hey, Jashin-chan, do you have to talk
to her like that? The poor thing.
**[07:11] Jashin**
There's nothing poor about her!
**[07:13] Jashin**
Anyone audacious enough
to defy me gets this!
**[07:16] Jashin**
Jashin-chan Ch—
**[07:21] DevilA**
Allow me to explain!
**[07:23] DevilA**
Jashin-chan shows no mercy
to small, low-ranking devils!
**[07:27] Jashin**
...op!
**[07:31] Jashin**
Let go!
**[07:35] Jashin**
You froze my arm...
**[07:39] Jashin**
You little brat!
**[07:45] Yurine**
Good for you. You're much cooler now.
**[07:54] Yurine**
Will she be able to regenerate?
***SIGN*** Something that
used to be called
Jashin-chan
**[07:59] Jashin**
Th-This is humiliating.
**[08:01] Yurine**
Sheesh.
***SIGN*** Kanda
***SIGN*** Suzuran
***SIGN*** Street
**[08:22] Pekola**
*S-So hungry...*
**[08:27] Pekola**
*A-Angels don't die, but still,*
**[08:30] Pekola**
* why are the humans*
* so indifferent to my suffering?*
**[08:34] Pekola**
*I'm clearly in very bad shape right now.*
**[08:41] Pekola**
*My Lord...*
**[08:43] Pekola**
*It seems humans have rotted to the core.*
**[08:46] Pekola**
*The time for final judgment may be near.*
**[09:04] Pekola**
*A-An angel?*
**[09:09] Yurine**
You okay, Pekola?
**[09:11] Pekola**
*The witch...*
**[09:17] DevilA**
The entrance to Bondy is around
the back of the Kanda Kosho Center.
**[09:21] DevilA**
You can't get there from the bookstore.
**[09:26] Pekola**
This potato is delicious.
**[09:28] Pekola**
But why would a curry
restaurant serve potatoes?
**[09:32] Yurine**
Don't talk with your mouth full.
**[09:35] Pekola**
Why do they serve potatoes?
**[09:37] Yurine**
I don't know.
**[09:41] Staff**
Thank you for waiting.
**[09:49] Yurine**
Go on, dig in. Curry tastes best when it's hot.
**[09:53] Pekola**
I will.
**[09:56] Pekola**
Delicious!
**[10:02] Pekola**
May I have another helping, please?
**[10:04] Yurine**
Sure. I'll take it out of
Jashin-chan's meal budget.
**[10:08] Pekola**
A refill, please!
**[10:10] Staff**
I'll be right with you.
**[10:11] Yurine**
Anyway, it doesn't seem very angelic
to stumble around town starving.
**[10:15] Yurine**
Seems more human.
**[10:21] Pekola**
Without my halo, I am as weak
and as fragile as a human.
***SIGN*** European Curry
***SIGN*** and Espresso Coffee Shop
***SIGN*** Bondy
**[10:27] Pekola**
If I had my halo, I could perform miracles,
**[10:29] Pekola**
like turning rocks into bread,
and water into wine...
***SIGN*** Um...
***SIGN*** Jinbocho Police Box
***SIGN*** May I ask a question?
***SIGN*** Does Jashin-chan live around here?
**[10:46] GuardA**
Jashin-chan?
***SIGN*** My mother sent me from Hell on an errand to find Jashin-chan.
**[10:56] GuardA**
Okay, then, you should stay
here for three days or so.
***SIGN*** Huh?
**[11:00] GuardB**
Yeah, I mean, you're pretty suspicious.
***SIGN*** Huh? But, um... Jashin-chan...
**[11:04] GuardB**
Yeah, yeah.
**[11:06] Yurine**
Are you full now?
**[11:08] Pekola**
Yes. I owe you. Thank—
**[11:12] Pekola**
Wait! An angel thanking a witch
is a betrayal of my Lord!
**[11:17] Pekola**
Oh, but she *did* feed me,
and I even begged for seconds!
***SIGN*** May I have
another
helping,
please?
**[11:21] Pekola**
What a grave sin I have committed!
**[11:25] Yurine**
You talk to yourself too much.
**[11:27] Pekola**
But it is true that this witch helped me.
**[11:32] Pekola**
Hanazono Yurine!
**[11:33] Pekola**
I have no choice but to thank you this time,
**[11:36] Pekola**
but this does not mean I've given up
on eradicating you and the devils!
**[11:41] Pekola**
One day, when I've found my halo
and gotten my powers back,
**[11:46] Pekola**
I swear I will eradicate all of you!
**[11:52] Yurine**
I hope you find your halo soon.
**[11:56] Pekola**
What are you saying? Are you crazy?!
**[11:59] Pekola**
Being around you throws me off-balance.
**[12:01] Pekola**
I'm going home!
**[12:04] Yurine**
She's always making a fuss.
**[12:06] Pekola**
*Oh, my Lord, what am I to do?*
**[12:10] Pekola**
* Is she truly my neighbor?*
* Even though she's a witch?*
**[12:14] Pekola**
*Ah, this world is so full of contradictions!*
**[12:22] Pekola**
My Lord, why did they serve potatoes?
**[12:30] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[12:32] Medusa**
We're here!
**[12:34] Medusa**
Huh? Jashin-chan?
**[12:36] Minos**
What the heck? She invited us over,
and she's not even home?
**[12:39] Medusa**
Oh! Maybe...
**[12:41] Medusa**
...she's in here?
**[12:44] Medusa**
She isn't.
**[12:45] Medusa**
But she usually hides in there...
**[12:50] Jashin**
I'm right here!
**[12:53] Jashin**
I knew you wouldn't figure it out!
**[12:55] Jashin**
Medusa, you were all, like,
"But she usually hides in there..."
**[13:00] Jashin**
Well, I wasn't! I ain't gonna hide
in the same spot every time!
**[13:03] Jashin**
Try using your brain a little, moron!
**[13:05] Medusa**
I-I'll check under the tatami next time.
**[13:08] Minos**
Why were you hiding in there, though?
**[13:11] Jashin**
I'm glad you asked! If you wanna know why—
**[13:14] Medusa**
Oh! I know!
**[13:15] Medusa**
Your plan was to hide in there
and catch Yurine off-guard,
**[13:19] Medusa**
and you tested it out on us
to make sure it would work!
**[13:24] Medusa**
Huh?
**[13:27] Jashin**
How did you know?
**[13:28] Minos**
You know that plan's just gonna fail again.
**[13:32] Medusa**
Hey, Minos...
**[13:34] Medusa**
Just tell her to give up already, would you?
**[13:38] Jashin**
No! I'll never give up!
**[13:40] Jashin**
Anyway, you can leave now. The test is over.
**[13:43] Jashin**
Off you go!
**[13:49] Jashin**
*Any minute now...*
**[13:53] Yurine**
I'm home.
**[13:55] Yurine**
I sure am hungry.
**[13:57] Yurine**
It was half off tridents today,
so I bought one.
**[14:00] Yurine**
Oh, she's not here?
**[14:02] Jashin**
Huh? A trident?
**[14:04] Yurine**
Hup!
**[14:06] Yurine**
I'll stick it there for now.
**[14:09] Jashin**
* Who just sticks a trident in*
* their tatami floor "for now"?!*
**[14:15] Jashin**
* She doesn't seem to have*
* noticed, but I know Yurine.*
**[14:19] Jashin**
*It's possible she actually knows.*
**[14:23] Jashin**
*I should make sure.*
**[14:29] Jashin**
*Good. Looks like she really hasn't caught on.*
**[14:33] Jashin**
* Maybe I'll throw this*
* at her too, just for fun.*
**[14:36] Yurine**
Ow!
**[14:39] Yurine**
Huh? An avocado?
**[14:42] Yurine**
I'll eat this later.
**[14:44] Jashin**
* She still doesn't know!*
* And "I'll eat this later"?! What an idiot!*
**[14:48] Jashin**
*This plan is gonna work!*
**[14:50] Jashin**
*Now the show starts for real!*
**[14:52] Jashin**
*I'll sneak up close to her and use this.*
**[14:57] Jashin**
*And that's the end! Farewell, Yurine!*
***SIGN*** Yurine
***SIGN*** Yurine
***SIGN*** Yurine
***SIGN*** Yurine
**[15:20] Jashin**
H-Hi there.
**[15:24] Yurine**
Oh.
**[15:26] Yurine**
So that's what's going on.
**[15:28] Yurine**
I didn't think I'd get the chance
to test out my trident so soon.
**[15:34] Jashin**
Y-You might say you get to *try-dent* it, huh?
**[15:44] Yurine**
Let's... try!
***SIGN*** Gaaaaaaaah
***SIGN*** Gaaaaaaaah
***SIGN*** Gaaaaaaaah
***SIGN*** Gaaaaaaaah
**[15:48] Minos**
I knew her plan would fail.
**[15:50] Medusa**
This is why I wanted her to give up.
**[15:58] Yurine**
Hup, hup...
**[15:59] Jashin**
What's that?
**[16:01] Yurine**
A tomahawk. It was 80%
off at the weapon shop.
**[16:17] Medusa**
Hello, Jashin-chan?
**[16:18] Jashin**
*Medusa?! Get over here right now!*
**[16:20] Medusa**
Huh? What's—
**[16:22] Jashin**
*We'll talk later!*
**[16:24] Medusa**
Jashin-chan?
**[16:26] Hashira**
Mufwuh?!
**[16:28] Hashira**
Why do you have such a cute voice?!
**[16:30] Hashira**
You sound *just* like my favorite voice
actress, Miyu-tan! Why's that on your head?
**[16:34] Medusa**
No... Stop! Not my face!
***SIGN*** Momantai
***SIGN*** Momantai
**[16:36] Hashira**
It's fine, it's fine!
**[16:38] Hashira**
With a voice *that* cute,
you'll still look cute, even if you're not!
**[16:44] Hashira**
M-Moe!
**[16:51] Medusa**
I did try to warn you...
**[16:54] Medusa**
Oh, right! I need to get over
to Jashin-chan's, quick!
**[17:00] Yurine**
Here you go.
**[17:02] Medusa**
Thank you.
**[17:03] Yurine**
Well, there are a lot of people in Tokyo.
**[17:06] Yurine**
Don't worry so much about
petrifying a person or two.
**[17:09] Medusa**
Right...
**[17:10] Yurine**
Anyway, where'd she take off to
after calling you over here?
**[17:14] Yurine**
Jashin-chan really is scum.
**[17:17] Medusa**
It's okay. I'm used to it.
**[17:21] Medusa**
Yummy.
**[17:22] Yurine**
You're used to it?
**[17:24] Yurine**
Does she put you through hell that often?
**[17:26] Medusa**
Huh? Oh, no, not really.
**[17:30] Yurine**
No? But she's always been like that, right?
**[17:34] Medusa**
Hmm... Yeah, I guess she has.
**[17:37] Medusa**
Even back in Hell Elementary School...
**[17:41] Medusa**
Jashin-chan once got violent and
knocked over a statue in the courtyard.
**[17:47] (Flashback) Slime**
Who broke this gargoyle statue?!
**[17:51] Yurine**
She hasn't changed at all.
**[17:53] Medusa**
Oh, but whenever Jashin-chan
was mean to weaker devils...
**[17:59] (Flashback) Jashin**
You're just a stupid goblin!
How dare you score higher than me?!
**[18:02] (Flashback) Medusa**
Wait, Jashin-chan!
**[18:04] (Flashback) Jashin**
You're just a moron! Take that!
**[18:06] (Flashback) Goblin Dad**
Did my son do something to you?
**[18:09] (Flashback) Jashin**
I-I didn't want to do it!
Medusa ordered me to!
**[18:13] (Flashback) Medusa**
Hey!
**[18:15] Medusa**
They're nice memories.
**[18:16] Yurine**
How?
**[18:17] Medusa**
Oh, come to think of it,
we once got stuck in a hole, too.
**[18:26] (Flashback) Jashin**
See ya! Neener neener!
**[18:27] (Flashback) Medusa**
Wait! Don't leave me!
**[18:30] Medusa**
I was found three days later.
**[18:34] Medusa**
And also...
**[18:35] (Flashback) Jashin**
You can do whatever you want
to this girl! Just let me go!
**[18:39] (Flashback) Medusa**
No way!
**[18:40] Medusa**
That happened once, too.
**[18:42] Medusa**
And also...
**[18:43] Yurine**
I've heard enough.
She's put you through way too much.
**[18:47] Medusa**
You think so?
**[18:48] Yurine**
I mean, she *is* a devil, so maybe being
cowardly and cunning isn't a problem...
**[18:53] (Flashback) Jashin**
Hi! I'm a coward!
***SIGN*** Hi! I'm a
coward!
**[18:56] Yurine**
Why are you still with her after
she betrayed you that many times?
**[19:00] Yurine**
Are you a total M?
**[19:06] Yurine**
So in the end, Jashin-chan really is scum.
**[19:09] Medusa**
But she has her cute side, too.
**[19:12] Yurine**
Oh?
**[19:13] Medusa**
Whenever she's in trouble or discouraged,
she always depends on me!
**[19:23] DevilA**
This is strictly her own vision!
**[19:28] DevilA**
Damn...
**[19:32] (Flashback) Jashin**
Medusa!
**[19:35] (Flashback) Jashin**
Wait for me!
**[19:39] (Flashback) Jashin**
Don't abandon me!
**[19:40] (Flashback) Jashin**
You're all I've got in the whole world!
**[19:44] (Flashback) Jashin**
I'm really sorry for all the
trouble I've caused you!
**[19:48] (Flashback) Jashin**
But you must understand how I feel, right?!
You're the only one who can!
**[20:00] Medusa**
When I see her like that, I think, "Aw,
Jashin-chan really is hopeless without me."
**[20:14] Yurine**
You'd better watch yourself.
You're the kind of girl bad guys are drawn to.
**[20:19] Medusa**
Huh? Oh, uh, okay. I'll be careful.
**[20:22] Jashin**
I'm home!
**[20:24] Medusa**
Oh, she's back!
**[20:25] Yurine**
It was wrong of you to call
Medusa over and then leave.
**[20:29] Jashin**
That doesn't matter.
**[20:31] Jashin**
Medusa is ranked lower than me,
so I can make her wait.
**[20:35] Medusa**
Welcome back, Jashin-chan.
**[20:37] Medusa**
What did you go out to do?
***SIGN*** 10,000 Yen
***SIGN*** 10,000 Yen
**[20:39] Medusa**
Um, this is all the money
I have for you today...
***SIGN*** 10,000 Yen
***SIGN*** 10,000 Yen
***SIGN*** 10,000 Yen
***SIGN*** 10,000 Yen
***SIGN*** 10,000 Yen
***SIGN*** 10,000 Yen
**[20:42] Jashin**
Idiot! Don't give me that in front of Yurine!
**[20:44] Medusa**
S-Sorry...
**[20:46] Jashin**
Nobody asked you for money!
**[20:49] Jashin**
But I know you're just showing me
how you feel, so I'll accept it.
**[20:53] Medusa**
If you didn't want money,
why did you want me to come over?
**[20:56] Medusa**
You know... I can't get you anything
that would violate the laws of Hell...
**[21:01] Jashin**
We can discuss that later!
**[21:03] Jashin**
I wanted to talk
about this today.
**[21:05] Jashin**
I got it for you at an arcade in Bukuro.
**[21:09] Jashin**
It's the thing you said
was cute the other day.
***SIGN*** Human
**[21:13] Jashin**
A Pandaman plushie.
**[21:17] Medusa**
Jashin-chan, you remembered!
**[21:20] Jashin**
I won it with the money I got from you.
**[21:23] Jashin**
It's all yours.
**[21:27] Medusa**
Thank you, Jashin-chan!
**[21:33] Jashin**
Get off me! Don't let it go to your head!
**[21:37] Jashin**
I only did it because getting you
indebted to me will benefit me later!
**[21:41] Jashin**
Nothing more, nothing less.
**[21:45] Medusa**
Yay! It still makes me happy!
**[21:47] Jashin**
I said get off me!
**[21:52] Yurine**
* At first glance,*
* this looks like a happy ending,*
**[21:55] Yurine**
*but it really isn't.*
**[21:57] Yurine**
*The way this looks...*
**[21:59] Jashin**
Medusa!
**[22:01] Yurine**
*I've seen it before...*
**[23:40] Jashin**
Winter arrives, and the town
is all excited for Christmas.
**[23:44] Jashin**
In one corner of the big city,
far from the hustle and bustle,
**[23:47] Jashin**
a girl cries and laments how poor she is.
**[23:49] Jashin**
*Dropkick on My Devil* returns next time
with a camel clutch on your heart!