# E5 - Untitled
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**[01:30] Jashin**
Breakfast is served!
**[01:37] Yurine**
Bread again today, huh?
**[01:39] Jashin**
Just be grateful you get breakfast at all.
**[01:42] Yurine**
Yeah, but we've been eating
this same bread for a week now.
**[01:46] Jashin**
Of course we have!
**[01:48] Jashin**
It's the trade-in stickers
on this bread that I'm after!
***SIGN*** m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
***SIGN*** m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
***SIGN*** Super
Buttery
Rolls
***SIGN*** Super
Buttery
Rolls
***SIGN*** m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
***SIGN*** m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
***SIGN*** Super
Buttery
Rolls
***SIGN*** Super
Buttery
Rolls
***SIGN*** m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
***SIGN*** m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
***SIGN*** Super
Buttery
Rolls
***SIGN*** Super
Buttery
Rolls
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***SIGN*** Super Bread Promo Campaign
**[01:52] Yurine**
You're collecting those?
**[01:54] Jashin**
Well, it's not the stickers
themselves I'm collecting.
**[01:57] Yurine**
Yeah, okay...
**[01:59] Yurine**
And? What do you get once you have enough?
**[02:03] Jashin**
Well, actually...
**[02:04] Yurine**
Actually?
**[02:06] Jashin**
Get this!
**[02:07] Jashin**
Anyone who gets enough stickers
***SIGN*** Tibetan
Sand Fox
**[02:10] Jashin**
will receive this Tibetan sand fox tote bag!
***SIGN*** Tibetan
Sand Fox
***SIGN*** Tibetan
Sand Fox
***SIGN*** Tibetan
Sand Fox
***SIGN*** Tibetan
Sand Fox
***SIGN*** Tibetan
Sand Fox
***SIGN*** Tibetan
Sand Fox
***SIGN*** Tibetan
Sand Fox
**[02:16] Jashin**
* What?! Yurine's looking at me with*
* an expression like a Tibetan sand fox!*
**[02:20] Jashin**
*You can see the thirst in her eyes!*
**[02:22] Jashin**
*Why is she looking at me like that?!*
**[02:27] Yurine**
Okay, I guess. So we'll be eating
this bread for a while, then.
**[02:31] Yurine**
How many points do you need, anyway?
**[02:34] Jashin**
Fifteen points.
**[02:36] Yurine**
Fifteen points?!
**[02:37] Yurine**
And one bag gets you one point?
**[02:39] Yurine**
This'll take forever.
**[02:41] Jashin**
It's all for the Tibetan sand fox.
**[02:43] Jashin**
You have to do your best to eat it, too!
**[02:45] Yurine**
All right, fine.
**[02:47] Yurine**
I guess it's, okay since it's cute.
**[02:49] Jashin**
You really do get it, Yurine!
**[02:52] Jashin**
Here, pack some of these for your lunch!
***SIGN*** m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
***SIGN*** m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
***SIGN*** Super
Buttery
Rolls
***SIGN*** Super
Buttery
Rolls
**[02:54] Yurine**
No way.
**[03:03] Yurine**
Good morning.
**[03:05] Pino**
Oh, Hanazono-san. Good morning.
**[03:07] Yurine**
See you later.
**[03:08] Pino**
Have a good day.
**[03:09] TV**
* Therefore, I want everyone to know that*
* horsetail shoots grow beneath horsetails,*
**[03:14] TV**
*are shaped like brushes, and are edible.*
**[03:18] TV**
*Wait, that's not right.*
**[03:19] TV**
* Coming back to the topic, aren't those*
* straw sacks the things we store rice in?*
**[03:24] TV**
* So I would weave them out*
* of straw. That's what I'm saying.*
**[03:25] Jashin**
I'm tired of the Wide Show.
**[03:27] TV**
*Back in my day, whenever us kids went to town,*
**[03:28] Jashin**
I have nothing else to do
after Yurine leaves, though.
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***SIGN*** Channel
***SIGN*** Sound
***SIGN*** Mute
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***SIGN*** TV Guide
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***SIGN*** Home
**[03:30] ---**
*we'd find horsetail shoots and eat them.*
**[03:32] TV**
* But you can't weave sacks*
* from horsetail shoots!*
**[03:35] TV**
*Am I wrong? They're too short to—*
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***SIGN*** Volume
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l -16 0 l -16 6 l 0 11 l 16 6 l 16 0
***SIGN*** Live Morning TV!
***SIGN*** Live Morning TV!
***SIGN*** Heated Debate!\
**[03:49] Jashin**
What the heck are they doing?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l -16 0 l -16 6 l 0 11 l 16 6 l 16 0
***SIGN*** Live Morning TV!
***SIGN*** Live Morning TV!
***SIGN*** Heated Debate!
**[03:53] Jashin**
With the sound off,
I have no idea what's going on!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l -16 0 l -16 6 l 0 11 l 16 6 l 16 0
***SIGN*** Live Morning TV!
***SIGN*** Live Morning TV!
***SIGN*** Heated Debate!
**[04:01] Jashin**
Now *this* is interesting!
***SIGN*** Beth
**[04:12] Jashin**
Roll, roll, roll, roll...
**[04:15] Jashin**
Roll, roll, roll, roll...
**[04:17] Jashin**
Roll, roll, roll...
**[04:19] Jashin**
Well, no use in rolling around all day.
**[04:23] Jashin**
I'll do some chores to work up an appetite.
**[04:26] Jashin**
All for the Tibetan sand fox!
**[04:54] Jashin**
No better time for lunch
than after the chores are done.
***SIGN*** I know you slept with him!
**[05:00] TV**
*I wanna get out of prison soon
and watch* Dropkick on My Devil*!*
***SIGN*** Don't be tied down by common sense!
**[05:04] TV**
*Why would you wanna do that?*
***SIGN*** Who decided monogamy was the only way?!
**[05:06] TV**
*Don't watch it. You can't stand gore, anyway.*
***SIGN*** Okay, fine!
**[05:08] TV**
*Yeah, I know,*
***SIGN*** Then, you can repent in Hell!
**[05:11] TV**
*but I like Poporon-chan and Pino-chan.*
**[05:13] TV**
*I love them!*
**[05:16] TV**
*You left out Pekola!*
**[05:18] TV**
*I forgot about her.*
***SIGN*** You didn't turn to look back at me!
I was so sad!
**[05:20] TV**
* Did you actually contribute*
* to the crowdfunding?*
***SIGN*** I knew . . .
**[05:24] TV**
*Of course I did.*
***SIGN*** But I . . .
**[05:25] TV**
*The Pekola package was the only option.*
***SIGN*** I have hemorrhoids!
***SIGN*** You mean you're a bottom?!
**[05:28] TV**
*Then you should be supporting Pekola!*
**[05:30] TV**
*I will!*
***SIGN*** To Be Continued
**[05:33] Jashin**
I end up watching this
foreign drama every week.
**[05:36] Jashin**
We could totally do a live-action
*Dropkick on My Devil* if we ever got the offer.
**[05:41] Jashin**
I'd prefer to have Momoe-chan play me,
**[05:44] Jashin**
but I've been negotiating for
1,000 Years-san and 4,000 Years-san, too.
**[05:48] Jashin**
Just waiting for someone to make an offer!
**[05:53] TV**
*I am the Pigeon Baron!*
**[05:55] TV**
*I'm super evil!*
**[05:57] TV**
*And the super evil Pigeon Baron is here*
**[05:59] TV**
*to tell you that it's 3:00!*
**[06:01] Jashin**
The Pigeon Baron's so badass.
**[06:03] Jashin**
He's so damn cool. I wanna be like him.
**[06:08] Jashin**
Wait! 3:00! It's snack time!
**[06:15] Jashin**
Yum.
**[06:16] Jashin**
But eating this same bread
every few hours is getting old.
**[06:22] Jashin**
I wonder if this is how that four-eyed kid
who ate all the Memory Bread felt...
**[06:29] Jashin**
I want that tote bag, though!
**[06:31] Jashin**
And I don't want to use online
auctions or marketplace apps!
**[06:33] Jashin**
I want to get it on my own!
**[06:35] Jashin**
But I can't just keep the stickers
and throw away the bread!
**[06:40] Jashin**
I can't have a repeat of that
tragic chocolate incident!
**[06:43] Jashin**
People who waste food are fools!
**[06:45] Jashin**
I'll never forgive those jerks who thought
they could just throw money around!
**[06:49] Jashin**
Think! Isn't there a more
effective way to get points?!
**[06:54] Jashin**
Oh, of course. I'll just get *them* to help.
**[06:59] Minos**
Sure!
**[07:00] Minos**
I like this bread, anyway. I'll help you.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Them
**[07:03] Minos**
Nothing beats one of these with a glass
of milk after a day of delivering milk!
**[07:08] Minos**
Right?
**[07:08] Jashin**
I really appreciate it.
***SIGN*** I can't eat as many as you do.
**[07:13] Minos**
You'll never get stronger that way!
**[07:15] Medusa**
I'd like to help you, too,
**[07:18] Medusa**
but they don't sell that bread in Hell.
**[07:20] Jashin**
So buy it in the human realm. By the box.
**[07:23] Medusa**
By the box?
**[07:24] Jashin**
Take this one for starters!
**[07:26] Jashin**
I'll be calling to make sure
you're actually eating it!
**[07:29] Jashin**
Send me photos to prove it, too!
**[07:31] Medusa**
B-But this bread has a lot
of calories, so I'd gain weight...
**[07:35] Medusa**
Okay, okay...
**[07:37] Jashin**
All right, I'm counting on all of you!
**[07:43] Jashin**
That should make it
a little easier to get enough.
**[07:46] Jashin**
Pretty soon, I'll have
a whole sheet filled in!
***SIGN*** Super Bread Promo Campaign
***SIGN*** Get a Tibetan Sand Fox Tote Bag!
***SIGN*** Place your stickers on this sheet !
**[07:50] Jashin**
But I need one to use, one to save,
**[07:51] Jashin**
Tibetan
Sand Fox
**[07:52] Jashin**
Tibetan
Sand Fox
**[07:53] Jashin**
Tibetan
Sand Fox
**[07:53] Jashin**
and one to look at,
meaning I'll need three in total.
**[07:56] Jashin**
I gotta go buy more bread!
**[07:58] Jashin**
Oh, I know. I'll get her to help, too.
**[08:04] Pekola**
Y-You're really giving all of this to me?
**[08:07] Jashin**
Sure.
**[08:09] Jashin**
Just make sure you don't throw
away the stickers on the bags.
**[08:12] Pekola**
That won't be a problem!
**[08:13] Pekola**
Wow, so much bread for me!
**[08:15] Pekola**
I'll save so much money! Thank you!
**[08:18] Jashin**
See ya, Tajiri. Don't forget to worship me.
**[08:22] Jashin**
Get on your hands and knees and
thank me with your entire body and soul.
**[08:26] Jashin**
I am your evil god!
**[08:29] Pekola**
God? Aren't you a devil?
**[08:32] Pekola**
Still...
***SIGN*** Super
Buttery
Rolls
***SIGN*** Super
Buttery
Rolls
**[08:33] Pekola**
She gave all this to me,
the homeless angel shivering in the park...
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***SIGN*** m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
**[08:37] Pekola**
She's a devil performing
the charity of an angel.
**[08:40] Pekola**
I'll just offer a casual prayer
asking God to bless you.
**[08:46] Pekola**
I hope the other angels
aren't watching me right now...
**[08:51] DevilA**
Tajiri, yer out!
**[08:55] Pekola**
My name is not Tajiri!
**[08:57] DevilA**
Genesis
**[08:59] DevilA**
So...
**[09:00] DevilA**
With everyone's help,
she collected lots of stickers,
**[09:04] DevilA**
and a few months later...
**[09:05] Jashin**
It's finally here!
**[09:08] Jashin**
I've really been stretching
my neck out waiting for this!
**[09:13] Jashin**
One to use, one to save, and one to look at!
**[09:16] Jashin**
Three in all!
**[09:22] Yurine**
What's wrong?
**[09:23] ---**
Tibetan
Sand Fox
**[09:25] Jashin**
I was obsessed with this thing
when I was collecting the points,
**[09:28] Jashin**
but now that I have it, I feel nothing.
**[09:32] Jashin**
In fact, it feels like all of it...
**[09:35] Jashin**
...was in vain!
**[09:38] Yurine**
You're saying this after all you
put us through to help you?
**[09:43] Yurine**
But I guess I can understand how
the collection process itself is fun.
**[09:49] Jashin**
I wasted all that time and money!
**[09:54] Yurine**
Sheesh.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** A Few Days Later
***SIGN*** Tibetan
***SIGN*** Sand
***SIGN*** Fox
**[09:58] Jashin**
This time, you can get a
Tibetan sand fox plate!
***SIGN*** Tibetan
***SIGN*** Sand
***SIGN*** Fox
***SIGN*** Tibetan
***SIGN*** Sand
***SIGN*** Fox
***SIGN*** Tibetan
***SIGN*** Sand
***SIGN*** Fox
***SIGN*** Tibetan
***SIGN*** Sand
***SIGN*** Fox
***SIGN*** Tibetan
***SIGN*** Sand
***SIGN*** Fox
***SIGN*** Tibetan
***SIGN*** Sand
***SIGN*** Fox
**[10:02] Jashin**
The item to buy is cup ramen!
**[10:04] Jashin**
We're all gonna be eating lots of ramen!
**[10:06] All**
You didn't learn a thing.
**[10:14] Pekola**
So grateful! So grateful!
**[10:22] Jashin**
Beth! Devil fusion time!
**[10:27] Jashin**
Scoot, scoot, scoot...
**[10:37] Fusion**
Nice to meet ya.
***SIGN*** Fus
***SIGN*** ion
**[10:40] Yurine**
I have all these pouches and tote
bags that came free with magazines.
**[10:44] Jashin**
Why'd you buy them if
you're not going to use them?
**[10:47] Yurine**
You're one to talk.
**[10:49] Yurine**
Something just made me
feel compelled to buy them.
**[10:52] Yurine**
Remember what I said
before the commercials?
**[10:53] Yurine**
The collection process itself is fun.
**[10:56] Jashin**
Oh, for sure. I totally get that.
**[11:00] Yurine**
I always notice the
smell these freebies have.
**[11:06] Jashin**
Let me try.
**[11:10] Jashin**
Th-That's a unique smell...
**[11:14] Medusa**
Oh, isn't this...
**[11:19] Jashin**
What is it?
**[11:21] Jashin**
It feels familiar, for some reason.
**[11:24] Jashin**
Like something I smelled a long
time ago, when I was a little kid...
***SIGN*** 100 YEN Shop
***SIGN*** Inverted
***SIGN*** Cross
***SIGN*** — Several Thousand Years Ago - Hell —
**[11:31] Jashin**
What should I buy?
**[11:34] Jashin**
Medusa, this is really cool!
**[11:37] Medusa**
Wow, it looks strong!
***SIGN*** Yokozuna
**[11:39] Jashin**
I bet this is really valuable!
**[11:42] Medusa**
I think it's just 100 yen.
**[11:44] Jashin**
Huh?
**[11:45] Medusa**
I mean, this is a 100 yen shop.
**[11:47] Jashin**
Oh, yeah!
***SIGN*** Dog
***SIGN*** Dog
**[11:49] Medusa**
This is cute!
**[11:51] Jashin**
Really? You think so?
**[11:53] Medusa**
Yeah! It's super cute!
**[11:55] Minos**
Let me see.
**[11:56] Minos**
Aw, looks nice.
**[11:58] Medusa**
Right? I'm getting this!
**[12:00] Jashin**
I see! Okay, then, I'll buy it for you!
**[12:04] Medusa**
What? Really?
**[12:05] Minos**
You, Jashin-chan? For real?
**[12:07] Minos**
Do you have the money?
**[12:09] Jashin**
It's 100 yen. Of course I have that.
**[12:12] Medusa**
Thanks, Jashin-chan!
**[12:14] Medusa**
I'll use it as a pencil case!
***SIGN*** Year 3 Pazuzu Class
***SIGN*** — The Next Day —
**[12:16] Goblin**
Gross!
**[12:18] Goblin**
Medusa's pencil case stinks!
**[12:21] Goblin**
It smells like cheap plastic!
**[12:24] Goblin**
Like, it reeks!
**[12:26] Ganesha**
Gross!
**[12:28] Skull**
And it says "Dog" on it!
**[12:34] Jashin**
I bought yakisoba bread
from the school store.
**[12:39] Jashin**
What's wrong?
**[12:41] Medusa**
Jashin-chan...
**[12:42] Medusa**
The boys said my pencil case stinks...
**[12:47] Jashin**
What?!
**[12:48] Medusa**
And they laughed
because it says "Dog" on it...
**[12:51] Jashin**
Say what?!
**[12:52] Jashin**
Who was it?!
**[12:54] Jashin**
Who said her pencil case stinks?!
**[12:59] Jashin**
*Wait, it does stink!*
***SIGN*** Dog
**[13:00] Jashin**
*Also, "Dog"? It just says "Dog"!*
**[13:04] Jashin**
Wait... So what if it does?!
**[13:07] Jashin**
Who cares?!
**[13:08] Jashin**
Get out here!
**[13:10] Jashin**
Was it you?!
**[13:11] Jashin**
Was it you?!
**[13:12] Jashin**
Who was it, damn it?!
**[13:14] Jashin**
Who was it?!
***SIGN*** Beef
**[13:16] Minos**
I'm glad I was able to buy a beef burger.
**[13:18] Jashin**
Show yourself, you coward!
**[13:21] Medusa**
Jashin-chan, it's okay, really!
**[13:23] Minos**
Hey, calm down!
**[13:24] Medusa**
C'mon...
**[13:24] Jashin**
It is *not* okay!
**[14:28] Yurine**
It actually got that bad?
**[14:31] Jashin**
It really pissed me off at
the time, for some reason.
**[14:34] Yurine**
You're always so mean to Medusa,
**[14:37] Yurine**
but when other people
do it, you go off on them.
**[14:40] Medusa**
Jashin-chan's actually very kind at heart!
**[14:44] Jashin**
I-I am not! There's not one
measly shred of kindness in me!
**[14:48] Jashin**
I'm a devil, remember?
**[14:50] Jashin**
I just couldn't sit around and let them
make fun of something I bought for you.
**[14:57] Jashin**
What?! You got a problem with that?!
**[15:00] Yurine**
Nope.
**[15:01] Yurine**
Okay, then, here.
**[15:03] Yurine**
If the smell means that much to you,
then you two can have them all.
**[15:07] Jashin**
I don't want these! You just can't
be bothered to throw them away!
**[15:10] Medusa**
You know, the smell of that pencil
case went away over time as I used it.
**[15:14] Jashin**
There you go, Yurine.
**[15:16] Jashin**
So use 'em!
**[15:19] Mei**
Monolith!
**[15:21] Mei**
You're so black and square!
**[15:23] Mei**
So kwoote! Yes!
**[15:40] Imp**
It's 7:00.
**[15:44] Medusa**
Oh, right...
**[15:46] Medusa**
Good morning.
**[15:52] Medusa**
Who was that, anyway?
**[15:56] Medusa**
Mornings in Hell are a lot darker
than mornings in the human realm.
**[16:02] Medusa**
I like mornings in the human realm better.
**[16:07] Medusa**
Today's my birthday.
**[16:10] Medusa**
I hope something good happens!
**[16:29] DevilA**
Whoa, hey... Is this for real?
**[16:31] DevilA**
I forgot to start recording...
**[16:33] Tsuchinoko**
Where's my fan service scene?
**[16:35] Tsuchinoko**
Hey! Why am I blurred?!
**[16:36] DevilA**
We can't show that.
It's a little too extreme.
**[16:37] Tsuchinoko**
Why?! Why?! I'm offering fanservice!
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan
**[16:46] Medusa**
It's Jashin-chan.
**[16:48] Medusa**
Could it be...
**[16:49] Medusa**
Hello, Jashin-cha—
**[16:52] Jashin**
Medusa! Hel—
**[16:54] Medusa**
Jashin-chan?! What happened?!
***SIGN*** Mount Takao
***SIGN*** Mount Takao
***SIGN*** Takaosanguchi
Station
***SIGN*** Takaosanguchi
Station
***SIGN*** Takaosanguchi
Station
**[17:08] DevilA**
That's not "Takaoyamaguchi Station."
It's read "Takaosanguchi Station."
**[17:20] Medusa**
*What could have happened to Jashin-chan?*
**[17:24] Medusa**
*I'm on my way! Please be okay, Jashin-chan!*
**[17:32] Medusa**
Jashin-chan! What happened?!
**[17:34] Yurine**
She blew all of our money on pachinko again.
**[17:38] Jashin**
I was sure it was going to pay out today!
**[17:40] Yurine**
I guess I'll really have
to kill you this time.
**[17:43] Jashin**
Help me!
**[17:45] Medusa**
How much did you spend?
**[17:47] Jashin**
Forty thousand...
**[17:48] Medusa**
Oh, all right.
**[17:52] Jashin**
Thanks!
***SIGN*** Sea Urchin
**[17:58] Jashin**
My money!
***SIGN*** Sea Urchin
**[18:00] Yurine**
You should be more worried about your hand!
***SIGN*** Sea Urchin
***SIGN*** Sea Urchin
***SIGN*** Sea Urchin
***SIGN*** Sea Urchin
***SIGN*** Sea Urchin
***SIGN*** Sea Urchin
***SIGN*** Sea Urchin
***SIGN*** Sea Urchin
***SIGN*** Sea Urchin
***SIGN*** Sea Urchin
***SIGN*** Sea Urchin
***SIGN*** Sea Urchin
***SIGN*** Sea Urchin
**[18:29] Jashin**
If you pity me, give me money.
***SIGN*** Sea Urchin
***SIGN*** Sea Urchin
***SIGN*** Sea Urchin
***SIGN*** Sea Urchin
***SIGN*** Sea Urchin
**[18:33] Jashin**
If you pity me, give me money!
**[18:35] Jashin**
If you pity me, give me money!
**[18:38] Jashin**
If you pity me, give me money!
**[18:40] Jashin**
If you pity me, give me money!
**[18:44] Jashin**
If you pity me, give me money!
**[18:50] Jashin**
Medusa! Get the super glue!
***SIGN*** Sea Urchin
**[18:54] Medusa**
Super glue!
**[18:54] Medusa**
S-Stapler! Stapler!
**[18:54] Jashin**
Hurry! Hurry, Medusa!
***SIGN*** Sticking
Out
***SIGN*** Misaligned
**[18:59] Medusa**
I glued it back on!
**[19:00] Jashin**
Thanks.
**[19:02] Yurine**
That money...
**[19:03] Yurine**
You need to return it to Medusa.
**[19:06] Jashin**
No!
**[19:09] Medusa**
Jashin-chan regrets what
she did! She really does!
**[19:12] Yurine**
You're too soft, Medusa.
**[19:13] Yurine**
If she regretted it, she wouldn't
keep doing it over and over.
**[19:17] Medusa**
But...
**[19:19] Yurine**
Look at the time.
**[19:21] Yurine**
I need to get going.
**[19:24] Yurine**
Make sure you give that
money back to Medusa.
**[19:27] Yurine**
And do something about the
money you burned through.
**[19:34] Jashin**
Here's your money back.
**[19:37] Medusa**
I'll loan it to you.
**[19:38] Jashin**
Huh?
**[19:39] Medusa**
Don't tell Yurine-san, okay?
**[19:42] Jashin**
Medusa!
**[19:45] Jashin**
Okay! I'll become a famous
YouTuber and pay you back!
**[19:49] Medusa**
Try to be realistic...
**[19:51] Jashin**
Didn't you know that I'm already
a well-known virtual YouTuber?
**[19:56] Medusa**
All of that money goes
toward administrative expenses.
**[19:59] Medusa**
You'll never see any of it.
**[20:03] Medusa**
Well, I'm going to head back now.
**[20:05] Medusa**
I'll come again soon.
**[20:07] Jashin**
Wait!
**[20:09] Jashin**
Here.
**[20:11] Jashin**
Here.
**[20:13] Medusa**
Uh... what is it?
**[20:15] Jashin**
Today is... you know... your...
**[20:20] Medusa**
You remembered?
**[20:23] Jashin**
Are you dumb?
**[20:25] Jashin**
There's no way I'd forget.
**[20:27] Jashin**
Here. Don't worry,
I bought it with my own money.
**[20:33] Medusa**
Jashin-chan...
**[20:35] Medusa**
I was right! You really are kind!
**[20:39] Jashin**
Like hell I am!
**[20:40] Jashin**
I'm a devil, remember?!
**[20:45] Jashin**
Happy birthday, Medusa.
**[20:51] Medusa**
Thanks!
**[20:59] Meduda**
Today was a great day!
**[21:02] Medusa**
I wonder what Jashin-chan got for me.
***SIGN*** Costume
***SIGN*** Costume
***SIGN*** Costume
***SIGN*** Costume
***SIGN*** Ninja
***SIGN*** Super cool!
***SIGN*** From Jashin-chan
***SIGN*** From Jashin-chan
**[22:50] (Flashback) Jashin**
I love you, Medusa!
**[22:53] (Flashback) Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
***SIGN*** Dog
**[23:10] Minos**
Okay, today, we're gonna run 666 laps between
Jinbocho and Tokyo Station at full speed!
***SIGN*** Huh?! That'd be the same as running from here to Chitose, Hokkaido, and back!
***SIGN*** That's impossible!
**[23:20] Minos**
No, you've gotta build up more,
**[23:21] Minos**
or you'll never win the trail race
from Toyama Bay to Suruga Bay!
***SIGN*** The one that crosses Japan from the Northern Alps to the Southern Alps,
***SIGN*** that covers 415 kilometers of altitude extremes and takes seven days to complete,
***SIGN*** famed worldwide for how grueling it is?! Who would run in that?!
**[23:33] Minos**
You and me!
***SIGN*** Wh-What?!
**[23:36] Minos**
I already entered us!