E6 - Untitled
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[00:01] Crowd
All right, let's go!
[00:04] Crowd
Tiger! Fire! Cyber! Fiber!
Diver! Viber! Ja-ja!
[00:10] [SONG] Song
Smile, but just barely
[00:14] [SONG] Song
I don't want to let it end
SIGN Poporon-chan!
[00:17] [SONG] Song
While I'm just spinning
in place like a gear
[00:24] [SONG] Song
Make a miracle happen
[00:28] [SONG] Song
Just like you-know-who
[00:31] [SONG] Song
I'm going out to find a future
that'll make my heart race
[00:39] [SONG] Song
For sure
[00:46] Poporon
Thank you all for coming out today!
SIGN Poporon-chan!
[00:49] Poporon
May the blessings of the angels be upon you!
[00:54] Poporon
Bye-bye!
[00:54] Tanahashi
Excuse me, are you okay?
[00:57] Tanahashi
Hey! You okay?
SIGN Green Room
SIGN Amatsuka Noel-sama
[02:36] Pekola
Congratulations on a great show.
[02:38] Poporon
Thanks for being my shield, Pekola-sama!
SIGN Smile
SIGN Smile
[02:42] Poporon
My drink.
[02:43] Pekola
R-Right!
[02:46] Poporon
Thanks.
[02:49] Pekola
I may be your shield,
but I'm not your servant.
[02:55] Pekola
By the way...
[02:56] Pekola
One of Hanazono Yurine's
friends was here to see you.
[02:59] Poporon
You mean Persephone?
[03:01] Poporon
I invited her.
[03:03] Pekola
Oh...
[03:04] Pekola
I'd never have thought you'd
willingly be friends with a devil.
[03:09] Poporon
Pekola-sama, unzip me.
[03:12] Poporon
I'm just pretending to be her friend.
[03:14] Pekola
Pretending?
[03:15] Poporon
Yep. To get past her guard.
[03:18] Poporon
Then, when I get my angel
powers back, I'll kill her.
[03:23] Poporon
She's the daughter of Hades,
King of the Underworld, after all.
[03:27] Pekola
I-If you do that, it'll cause huge problems!
[03:30] Pekola
It'll cause chaos for both Heaven and Hell!
[03:32] Poporon
Like I care.
[03:34] Poporon
I'll do anything if it
raises my rank in Heaven.
[03:40] Poporon
Since I've been branded a traitor,
I need to get that expunged, too.
[03:45] Pekola
Even if she is a devil, taking
advantage of her kind heart is wrong.
[03:50] Pekola
You're pure scum.
[03:52] Poporon
What are you talking about?
[03:55] Poporon
You're the one who taught me that devils
need to be eliminated, no matter what it takes.
[04:02] Poporon
I don't need to hear the opinions
of a fallen angel like you.
[04:06] Poporon
You're just my shield!
[04:09] Pekola
I...
[04:10] Pekola
I know I'm nothing more than
your shield right now, but...
SIGN Poporon-chan!
SIGN Oh, Pekola-chan's here, too!
SIGN The concert was so much fun!
SIGN You were so cute, Poporon-chan!
[04:27] Poporon
Well, obviously.
SIGN Hello to you too, Pekola-chan!
[04:32] Pekola
H-Hello.
SIGN Oh, yeah! I bought your photobook, too!
[04:36] Poporon
Really? I could've just given you one.
SIGN It's okay.
SIGN I saved up by helping Minos-oneechan with her work.
SIGN Can I have your autograph, please?
[04:50] Poporon
W-Well, I suppose so.
[04:52] Poporon
Just this once.
SIGN Yay!
[04:55] Poporon
Hey, I can't write with you leaning on me.
SIGN Oh! Write "For Persephone," please!
[05:01] Poporon
Is here okay?
SIGN Sure!
[05:04] Poporon
Here you go.
SIGN Noel
SIGN For
Persephone-san
SIGN Thanks!
SIGN I'm so happy I got your autograph.
SIGN By the way, my favorite picture is on this page...
[05:13] Poporon
C'mon, you're embarrassing me.
[05:18] Poporon
Sheesh...
[05:22] Pekola
You really like Poporon, huh?
SIGN Yeah!
SIGN She's the first friend I made in the human realm.
[05:30] Pekola
But she's an angel.
SIGN Whether you're an angel, a devil, or a human doesn't matter.
SIGN Once you're a friend, that's what you are: a friend.
SIGN Oh!
SIGN Poporon-chan, I bet you're hungry, right?
SIGN European-Style Curry
SIGN Jashin-chan told me about a really good curry place!
[05:50] (Flashback) Jashin
No curry, no life!
[05:53] Poporon
R-Really?
[05:53] Poporon
She recommended it, huh?
[05:55] Poporon
Okay, let's go there, then.
SIGN Want to come, Pekola-chan?
[06:00] Pekola
I have to work somewhere else after this.
[06:05] Pekola
I'm doing double shield duty today.
SIGN °Image only.
SIGN Oh, okay...
[06:09] Poporon
There.
[06:10] Poporon
Shall we go, then?
SIGN Sure!
[06:12] Poporon
Pekola-sama, I'll let you tidy up here.
SIGN See you later!
SIGN Yay!
[06:17] Poporon
I'm famished.
SIGN Yeah!
[06:21] Pekola
"Pretending" to be her friend, huh?
[06:24] Pekola
If you can smile like that
when you're pretending,
[06:27] Pekola
you should look into an acting career.
[06:30] Pekola
Well, I suppose I should start cleaning up.
[06:33] Tanahashi
Part-timer!
SIGN Flinch!
SIGN Flinch!
[06:35] Tanahashi
We're heading to the
next location, part-timer!
[06:37] Pekola
I-I'll finish cleaning right away!
[06:39] Tanahashi
Make it quick, part-timer.
[06:42] Pekola
Um... My name is Pekola, not "part-timer"...
[06:45] Tanahashi
I don't care. Get a move on, part-timer.
[06:48] Pekola
R-Right!
[06:50] Tanahashi
Give it a rest already, part-timer.
[06:52] Tanahashi
What kind of name is "Pekola," anyway?
[06:53] Tanahashi
You starving or something, part-timer?
[06:56] Tanahashi
Can't you even eat right, part-timer?
[06:56] Pekola
Why has he still not learned
my name after all this time?
[06:59] Tanahashi
Quit dawdling and get moving, part-timer.
[07:02] Pekola
Well, nothing I can do about it.
There's more work waiting.
[07:02] Tanahashi
All right, when the job's done,
let's go grab some food, part-timer.
[07:06] Pekola
I wanted to eat curry, too...
[07:07] Tanahashi
This job does take a lot of stamina.
[07:09] Yurine
Quiz time.
[07:11] Yurine
What kind of bread is bread you can't eat?
[07:14] Pekola
That's easy! It's obviously—
[07:17] Jashin
I know!
[07:19] Jashin
The bread that's just a fake store sample!
[07:22] Yurine
Correct.
[07:23] Jashin
Heck yeah!
[07:25] Pekola
Th-That's a new take...
SIGN European-Style
Curry
SIGN and
SIGN Espresso Coffee
SIGN Bondy
[07:29] Minos
This is so good!
[07:31] Minos
Bondy is the best!
SIGN Do you like it, Poporon-chan?
[07:36] Poporon
Y-Yeah... It's not bad.
SIGN I'm so glad!
[07:40] Poporon
I wasn't expecting to find another
devil here before us, though...
[07:44] Minos
Hey, Per-chan! Poporon-chan, too!
[07:47] Minos
Let's all eat together!
[07:52] Kyon
Japanese curry is delicious!
[07:56] Kyon
But...
[07:57] Kyon
When am I supposed to eat these?
[08:00] Kyon
Are they an appetizer?
A palate cleanser? Dessert?
SIGN Sakura Street
[08:06] Kyon
One, two, three, four, oolong tea!
[08:20] Kyon
What's wrong?
[08:25] Emiri
I can't find my mommy.
[08:28] Kyon
You're lost?
[08:30] Kyon
I'll help you look for your mommy!
[08:35] Emiri
Okay!
[08:35] Mom
Emiri-chan!
[08:38] Emiri
Mommy!
[08:44] Mom
You shouldn't talk to strangers.
You might get kidnapped.
[08:51] Guy
Thanks for dropping by!
SIGN Daimaru-yaki Tea Shop
SIGN Daimaru-yaki Tea Shop
[09:03] Kyon
Being helpful is hard...
[09:06] Ran
What was that mother's problem?
[09:09] Ran
She's the one who let her kid out of her sight!
[09:11] Kyon
I'm glad we found her mom, though.
[09:14] Ran
You're too nice, Kyon-Kyon!
[09:16] Ran
I worry about you, you know!
[09:19] Kyon
But you're nice too, Ran-Ran-oneechan.
[09:22] Kyon
You ended up in that form
because of me, after all.
[09:26] Ran
I keep telling you, that wasn't your fault.
[09:29] Ran
Besides, I actually like the way I look.
[09:33] Ran
Let me have a bite of that.
[09:36] Kyon
Sure!
[09:37] Ran
Yum!
[09:43] Guy1
You kids were playing a card
game earlier, weren't you?
[09:46] Guy2
Hand over your rares.
We'll sell 'em for a fortune!
[09:50] Ryo
N-No! These cards are important to me!
[09:53] Guy1
"No! These cards are important to me!"
[09:56] Guy1
Ya hear that?
[09:58] Guy1
C'mon, c'mon!
[09:59] Guy2
Just hand 'em over already!
[10:01] Ryo
Cut it out!
[10:02] Kyon
Stop it!
[10:04] Guy2
Huh? Who the hell are you?
[10:07] Kyon
Adults picking on little kids?
Have you no shame?
[10:11] Guy1
We're not adults yet.
[10:13] Guy2
And this country always
lets minors off easy!
[10:16] Guy1
We're gonna keep doing
all the bad stuff we want.
[10:19] Guy2
Just watch.
[10:21] Guy1
What the hell are you wearing,
anyway? What's with the panda?
[10:25] Guy2
What a dork!
[10:28] Kyon
What did you say?
[10:30] Kyon
You just made fun of my big sister!
[10:33] Guy1
What, so that panda on
your dress is your big sister?
[10:36] Guy2
She's messed up in the head!
[10:37] Kyon
Rawr!
[10:45] Ran
Wait, Kyon-Kyon!
[10:46] Ran
Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Stop!
[10:52] Kyon
Rrr...
[10:53] Kyon
Rawr!
[10:57] Kyon
Rawr!
[10:59] Kyon
Rawr! Rawr! Rawr! Rawr! Rawr!
[11:00] Ran
Kyon-Kyon! Kyon-Kyon!
[11:02] Ran
You're taking this too far!
He's gonna end up dead!
[11:06] Kyon
He's not gonna "end up" dead!
I'm gonna kill him!
[11:09] Ran
Stop it, Kyon-Kyon!
[11:13] Guy2
Even my dad hasn't ever hit me!
[11:19] Ran
Seriously, Kyon-Kyon... Once
you get mad, you lose all control.
[11:24] Kyon
I'm sorry.
[11:25] Ryo
Hey, jiangshi lady!
SIGN Bakuga
[11:27] Ryo
Thanks for saving us!
[11:29] Bakuga
Thanks.
[11:30] Mohawk
Thanks.
[11:31] Kyon
You can tell I'm a jiangshi?
[11:34] Ryo
Yeah. With Jashin-chan and
Minos-oneechan living in Jinbocho,
[11:38] Ryo
you learn about that stuff.
[11:39] Kyon
Jashin-chan?
[11:41] Mohask
So this panda can talk, huh?
[11:43] Ran
I'm not a panda! I'm Ran-Ran!
[11:46] Bakuga
Hiroshi!
[11:54] Kyon
Well, see you later.
[11:56] Ryou
See ya!
[11:56] Both
Thanks!
[11:57] Ran
Zai jian!
[11:59] Kyon
"Thanks," huh?
SIGN Life Theater
[12:06] Kyon
Jashin-chan did say she
lived in this town, didn't she?
[12:10] Ran
I hope we see her again.
[12:12] Kyon
Yeah!
[12:18] Jashin
All I had to do was run an errand,
and I ended up broke again!
[12:25] Kyon
I hope I can become a human soon!
[12:31] Medusa
I'm making Hamburg steaks
with Yurine-san today!
[12:34] Yurine
Thanks for coming.
[12:35] Medusa
Yurine-san, thank you
for having me over today!
[12:38] Medusa
This is just a token, but here!
[12:40] Yurine
Oh... Thanks for being so thoughtful.
[12:42] Medusa
All right! Let's do this!
[12:45] Yurine
You're all fired up.
[12:47] Medusa
Jashin-chan always
cooks our meals for us,
[12:50] Medusa
so I'm happy to make something for her!
[12:53] Yurine
She's still several billion times more
dependent on you than you are on her.
[12:59] Yurine
Okay, let's get started.
[13:01] Yurine
First, chop up this onion.
[13:04] Medusa
Chop... it... up?
[13:08] Medusa
So...
[13:11] Medusa
Chop!
[13:13] Medusa
There! I chopped it!
[13:22] Yurine
This is how you chop up an onion.
[13:24] Yurine
You cut it in half first, then peel it.
[13:26] Medusa
Uh-huh, uh-huh...
[13:27] Yurine
Then, you remove the ends.
[13:29] Medusa
Uh-huh, uh-huh...
[13:30] Yurine
Then, slice several vertical and horizontal
lines into each half, and finally, cut it all up.
[13:34] Medusa
Wow!
[13:36] Yurine
Cooking really isn't your strong suit, huh?
[13:42] Yurine
The next step is to sauté the chopped onion.
[13:46] Medusa
The tears won't stop...
[13:48] Medusa
But it's all for Jashin-chan!
I'm gonna do this!
[13:51] Yurine
This is what it looks
like after it's sautéed.
[13:54] Medusa
You already had some prepared!
[13:56] Medusa
So what was the purpose
of the onion I cut up?
[13:59] Yurine
We don't have a lot of time.
SIGN m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN Super Amazing
Nutmeg
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Super Amazing
SIGN Salt
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Super Amazing
SIGN Pepper
[14:02] Yurine
Now, see that bowl with ground beef in it?
[14:05] Yurine
Add panko bread crumbs that
have been soaked in egg and milk,
[14:07] Yurine
the sautéed onions, some salt
and pepper, and nutmeg to that.
[14:11] Yurine
Mix it up until it's uniformly sticky.
[14:14] Medusa
Right!
[14:15] Yurine
This is how you add salt.
[14:19] Medusa
Okay, I'll do that, too!
[14:22] Yurine
Whoa! Whoa, whoa!
[14:25] Yurine
That's not salt! That's sugar!
[14:29] Medusa
I-It's sweet!
[14:31] Yurine
C'mon, this isn't a manga.
[14:34] Medusa
It was white, so I thought it was salt...
[14:36] Medusa
Wh-What do we do?
[14:39] Medusa
I thought this might happen...
[14:41] Yurine
So I have some already mixed up.
[14:44] Medusa
You're too well-prepared, Yurine-san.
[14:47] Medusa
I've hardly been of any use at all...
[14:50] Yurine
It's okay.
[14:52] Yurine
We still have to do the last two steps:
[14:55] Yurine
shaping them and cooking them.
[14:57] Medusa
The last... two steps?
[15:16] People
Help me!
[15:34] Medusa
The Last Emperor...
[15:40] Yurine
Medusa.
[15:42] Medusa
Uh... Right.
[15:46] Yurine
Shape the mixture into ovals, like this.
[15:52] Yurine
A heart shape?
[15:53] Medusa
Isn't it cute?
[15:55] Medusa
I thought a heart shape might
convey my feelings for Jashin-chan.
[16:02] Yurine
Oh, it will. After all...
[16:05] Yurine
That heart is Jashin-chan herself.
[16:09] Medusa
Huh? What do you...
[16:11] Yurine
She's been turned into food.
[16:13] Yurine
She deeply regretted all
the awful things she's done,
[16:19] Yurine
but she wanted to be
of use to you in the end...
[16:22] Yurine
So she became food.
SIGN Food
SIGN Food
[16:24] Yurine
This is Jashin-chan's atonement.
SIGN Atonement
SIGN Atonement
[16:30] Medusa
You can't mean...
[16:32] Yurine
That meat in the mixture is Jashin-chan.
[16:36] Yurine
We'll have to enjoy every last bite of her,
[16:40] Yurine
so that her sacrifice won't be in vain.
[16:45] Jashin
A head, two hands, mammary glands...
SIGN A head
SIGN Two hands
SIGN Mammary glands
SIGN Super Amazing
SIGN Flour
SIGN Super Amazing
SIGN Flour
[17:15] Jashin
There we go.
[17:41] Jashin
Hup!
[17:51] Jashin
Roll, roll, roll, roll...
[17:53] Jashin
Roll, roll, roll, roll...
[17:58] Yurine
Everyone, what we have here is
not fried shrimp, but fried serpent.
[18:03] Yurine
Behold this massive vat of oil.
[18:07] Yurine
Witness what happens when we hurl
this otherworldly snake woman
[18:11] Yurine
into scalding hot oil
and fry her until crispy.
[18:20] Jashin
I'll be done in fifteen seconds.
[18:23] Jashin
It's dangerous to fry me
longer than fifteen seconds!
[18:25] Yurine
I know that.
[18:27] Yurine
Don't worry. We have five
people ready to lift you out.
[18:36] Jashin
A-hup!
[18:49] Yurine
Eleven, twelve, thirteen...
[18:52] Yurine
Lift her out!
[18:53] Five
Hup!
[18:58] Mei
Orochimaru!
[19:00] Mei
Yurine-san! Orochimaru is...
Orochimaru is...
[19:03] Yurine
Huh? Mei-san?
[19:05] Guy
It's Tachibana Mei!
[19:07] Guy
It's her!
[19:08] Mei
Huh? Wh-Why are they...
[19:12] Mei
We can use that!
[19:17] Mei
Orochimaru!
[19:20] ---
Take this!
[19:25] Mei
Orochimaru!
[19:26] Mei
Orochimaru!
[19:31] Mei
Orochimaru...
[19:33] Mei
You're piping hot...
[19:37] Yurine
Just kidding.
[19:39] Medusa
Kirihito...
[19:41] Yurine
She passed out!
[19:43] Medusa
Kirihito...
[19:45] Jashin
I'm home!
[19:48] Jashin
I actually won at pachinko for once!
[19:52] Jashin
Medusa! What happened?!
[19:54] Jashin
Don't die, Medusa!
[19:58] Medusa
All that's left of Jashin-chan is a heart shape...
[20:02] Yurine
I might have taken my teasing a bit too far.
[20:04] Jashin
Medusa! My winnings from today
[20:07] Jashin
aren't enough to cover all the living
expenses I squandered this month!
[20:11] Jashin
I need your money!
[20:14] Jashin
ATM!
[20:16] Jashin
LL
[20:16] Jashin
I'll sponge off of you tomorrow, Medusa!
[20:16] Jashin
LL
[20:16] Jashin
HE
[20:16] Jashin
HE
[20:16] Jashin
ONEY
[20:17] Jashin
ONEY
[20:18] ---
ATM!
[20:21] Yurine
Maybe you really should be turned
into fried serpent just once.
[20:26] Jashin
Huh?
[20:42] All
Let's eat!
[20:47] Minos
This is good!
[20:49] Medusa
Really? I'm so glad!
[20:53] Yurine
Not bad for your first try.
[20:55] Medusa
Thank you! I owe it all to you, Yurine-san!
SIGN Yeah, it's delicious!
SIGN If you learn how to cook, Medusa-chan,
SIGN Jashin-chan won't have a reason to live anymore!
SIGN Being able to cook food in a specific shape is an amazing talent!
[21:08] Jashin
So... So hot...
[21:10] Jashin
Let me have some, too...
[21:14] Medusa
Here, Jashin-chan. Open wide.
[21:23] Jashin
Mm, it's not half bad.
[21:32] Medusa
Here you go. Open wide.
[23:10] Pekola
Th-There's a rice ball in the sandbox!
[23:12] Pekola
But if I pick it up right away...
[23:15] Mei
Caught you red-handed!
[23:16] Mei
You're under arrest for
eating something that
[23:18] ---
was on the ground longer than three seconds!
[23:20] Pekola
Under arrest?!
[23:22] Mei
Huh? I have a feeling you and
I were born on the same date!
[23:25] Mei
I sense fate at work!
[23:27] Pekola
Please spare me!
[23:29] Mei
Very well.
[23:30] Pekola
Okay, I'll just—
[23:31] Mei
Execution would be a bit too severe.
[23:32] Pekola
Execution?!
[23:33] Mei
You're imprisoned for life in my room!
[23:35] Mei
I'm so excited!
[23:37] Pekola
Wait!