# E7 - Untitled
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**[01:31] Pino**
It's done!
**[01:34] Pino**
What a beautiful apple pie!
**[01:36] Pino**
I amaze myself sometimes.
**[01:41] Pino**
But just calling it "apple pie"
doesn't do its beauty justice.
**[01:45] Pino**
I'll give it a name more
befitting of my creation.
**[01:56] Pino**
A Rosy-Cheeked Lad
Cloaked in Robes of Gold...
***SIGN*** A Rosy-Cheeked
Lad Cloaked in
Robes of
Gold...
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Lad Cloaked in
Robes of
Gold...
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Lad Cloaked in
Robes of
Gold...
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Lad Cloaked in
Robes of
Gold...
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Lad Cloaked in
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Lad Cloaked in
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**[02:00] Pino**
Let's go with that!
**[02:17] Pino**
Delicious!
**[02:19] Pino**
Clearly the work of the angel who won the
grand prize in the Heaven Baking Contest!
**[02:23] Pino**
Even with ingredients from the
human realm, it turned out quite nice.
**[02:27] Pino**
I'm just that talented, I guess!
**[02:30] Pino**
It's best when made with apples from
the Tree of Life in Heaven, though...
**[02:36] Pino**
Oh, I know!
**[02:37] Pino**
I'll take some to Hanazono-san to
thank her for taking me to the beach.
***SIGN*** Please enjoy this
***SIGN*** I don't know if it suits your tastes...
**[03:18] Pino**
Huh?!
**[03:26] Yurine**
Listen, you...
**[03:29] Jashin**
F-F-F-Forgive me, Yurine! Forgive me!
**[03:32] Yurine**
How dare you interrupt my nap
by holding your earbuds near me
**[03:37] Yurine**
and blasting Holst's *The Planets*
into my ear at max volume?
**[03:41] Jashin**
But I like Holst's *The Planets*!
**[03:43] Jashin**
Please forgive me!
**[03:44] Yurine**
I'll have to kill you.
**[03:47] Yurine**
Oh, Miss Custodian.
**[03:49] Pino**
You seem to be in the
middle of something here.
**[03:52] Pino**
I baked a pie, so I thought
I'd bring you some...
**[03:55] Yurine**
Sorry you had to see this.
**[03:57] Yurine**
Please, come in.
**[04:00] Pino**
Okay... Thank you.
**[04:04] Jashin**
I'm saved...
**[04:06] Pino**
Please, help yourselves.
**[04:09] Yurine**
Apple pie?
**[04:10] Pino**
I don't call it apple pie.
**[04:12] Pino**
I call it "A Rosy-Cheeked Lad
Cloaked in Robes of Gold."
**[04:15] Jashin**
"Clothed in blue robes, descending
onto a golden field to..." what?
**[04:20] Pino**
A Rosy-Cheeked Lad Cloaked in Robes of Gold!
**[04:24] Yurine**
That was borderline, Jashin-chan.
**[04:26] Yurine**
You need to watch what you say.
**[04:27] Jashin**
A blonde in a cloak who thinks
Hogan's smile is number one?
**[04:31] DevilA**
Number one!
***SIGN*** No. 1
**[04:33] Pino**
It's "A Rosy-Cheeked Lad
Cloaked in Robes of Gold"!
**[04:39] Jashin**
It's apple pie, isn't it?
**[04:40] Pino**
Y-Yes, it is, but...
**[04:42] Jashin**
You didn't poison it or anything, did you?
**[04:44] Pino**
Hey! That's just rude!
**[04:47] Pino**
I wouldn't do that. I'm not you, Jashin-san.
**[04:50] Jashin**
That's "Jashin-chan-san."
**[04:52] Jashin**
Call me Jashin-chan-san, not Jashin-san.
**[04:55] Jashin**
That's what everyone else calls me.
**[04:57] Pino**
Uh-huh...
**[04:58] Yurine**
Jashin-chan, that's really not important.
**[05:01] Yurine**
Hurry up and serve our custodian some tea.
**[05:04] Pino**
Oh, no, I need to be—
**[05:05] Jashin**
Sheesh. You're such a snake-driver, Yurine.
**[05:09] Jashin**
As it happens, I made
a cheesecake yesterday, myself.
**[05:12] Jashin**
Try some before you go.
**[05:15] Yurine**
Let's all have tea together.
**[05:20] Jashin**
Yurine's a real snake-driver.
**[05:22] DevilA**
About fifteen years ago,
**[05:23] ---**
the constellation Ophiuchus,
the snake-charmer, suddenly appeared.
**[05:27] DevilA**
There was a big fuss about how the twelve
zodiac constellations were now thirteen,
**[05:30] DevilA**
but it wasn't added to the zodiac.
**[05:31] DevilA**
By the way, Yurine's zodiac
constellation is Scorpius.
**[05:35] DevilA**
Born on October 31st, she's
a pro at handling Jashin-chan.
**[05:39] DevilA**
If there were thirteen constellations...
**[05:41] DevilA**
Get this!
**[05:43] DevilA**
Hers would be Virgo.
**[05:44] Jashin**
Not Ophiuchus?!
**[05:47] DevilA**
Bonjour!
***SIGN*** Ja
**[05:49] Yurine**
It's so good.
**[05:51] Jashin**
This really is good!
**[05:53] Pino**
I'm glad you both think so.
**[05:55] Jashin**
The apples aren't too sweet or overpowering.
**[05:58] Jashin**
The crust is buttery and perfectly flaky!
**[06:01] Jashin**
It's just great!
**[06:03] Pino**
*Yes, isn't it?*
**[06:06] Pino**
* I did win the grand prize in the*
* Heaven Baking Contest, after all!*
***SIGN*** Heaven
***SIGN*** Heaven
***SIGN*** Heaven
***SIGN*** Baking Contest
***SIGN*** Baking Contest
***SIGN*** Baking Contest
***SIGN*** Grand
***SIGN*** Grand
***SIGN*** Grand
***SIGN*** Prize
***SIGN*** Prize
***SIGN*** Prize
**[06:11] Four**
Delish!
**[06:14] Jashin**
You...
**[06:16] Jashin**
You used Eden apples specially ordered
from the Garden of Eden, didn't you?
**[06:21] Jashin**
Orders for those are backed
up for hundreds of years!
**[06:24] Pino**
They're Jonathan apples.
**[06:25] Jashin**
Huh?
**[06:26] Pino**
I got them from a local greengrocer.
They were three for 398 yen.
**[06:30] Jashin**
I'm impressed, Jonathan!
**[06:31] Yurine**
She just has a real talent for baking.
**[06:35] Pino**
No, really, I don't...
**[06:37] Pino**
*Oh, yes, I do!*
**[06:39] Yurine**
Jashin-chan's cheesecake is good, too.
**[06:42] Yurine**
You should try it.
**[06:44] Pino**
It's a baked cheesecake, huh?
**[06:47] Jashin**
No, it's not!
**[06:48] Jashin**
It's what people in the human realm
call a "New York cheesecake"!
**[06:53] Jashin**
Baked cheesecakes are baked in an oven,
**[06:56] Jashin**
but New York cheesecakes are baked
using steam from a water bath!
**[07:01] Pino**
They're that different?
**[07:02] Jashin**
Plus, the name "New York
cheesecake" sounds way cooler.
**[07:07] Yurine**
Oh, come on...
**[07:09] Pino**
I'll try it, then.
**[07:18] Pino**
*Wh-What is this?*
**[07:20] Pino**
*I've had many types of cheesecake before,*
**[07:23] Pino**
*but this one is really good.*
**[07:26] Jashin**
This rosy-cheeked Hulk is so good!
**[07:29] Pino**
*The omelet rice she made last time,*
**[07:31] Pino**
*and now, this cheesecake...*
***SIGN*** Buuuuurp
***SIGN*** >
**[07:34] Pino**
* I can't believe this goofy-faced*
* devil makes such delicious food.*
***SIGN*** Buuuuurp
***SIGN*** >
***SIGN*** Buuuuurp
***SIGN*** >
***SIGN*** BuuuuurpBuuuuurpBuuuuurp
***SIGN*** >
**[07:38] Yurine**
Stop that. It's disgusting.
**[07:38] Jashin**
Nope. Not stopping.
**[07:42] Pino**
As an angel, I can't lose this showdown!
**[07:49] Yurine**
I wonder what got into her.
**[07:52] Jashin**
Did she not like the cheesecake?
**[07:55] Jashin**
She finished it, though...
**[08:08] Pino**
I won't lose!
**[08:10] Pino**
I won't lose to that devil!
**[08:12] Pino**
Defeat is unacceptable for an angel!
**[08:14] Pino**
I'm the winner of the grand prize
in the Heaven Baking Contest!
***SIGN*** Hey, this marketplace app is selling trash.
**[08:34] Minos**
Oh, yeah, people sell some
pretty trashy junk on those things.
***SIGN*** No, I mean they're selling actual trash.
**[08:41] Minos**
Huh?!
***SIGN*** Burnable Trash
***SIGN*** Good!!
***SIGN*** Comment
***SIGN*** Product Information
***SIGN*** High-quality trash.
***SIGN*** You can use it as burn fuel.
***SIGN*** "High-quality trash. You can use it as burn fuel," it says.
**[08:45] Minos**
There are some real idiots out there.
**[08:48] Minos**
I'd like to see this person's face.
**[08:50] Jashin**
Look all you want.
**[08:51] Minos**
You scared me...
***SIGN*** Don't tell me... Don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me!
***SIGN*** Burnable Trash
***SIGN*** Good!!
***SIGN*** Comment
***SIGN*** Product Information
***SIGN*** High-quality trash.
***SIGN*** You can use it as burn fuel.
***SIGN*** The seller is Jashin-chan!
**[08:58] Jashin**
That's right. It's me.
**[09:00] Jashin**
People sell stuff that's basically trash
on marketplace apps all the time, right?
**[09:04] Jashin**
So I wanted to know what would
happen if I sold actual trash.
**[09:08] Jashin**
I know it'll never sell,
but I just wanted to try.
**[09:11] Minos**
Most people wouldn't just try that.
***SIGN*** It sold!
**[09:14] Both**
What?!
**[09:15] Jashin**
No way! I put it up for 2,000 yen!
**[09:18] Minos**
Who would actually buy that?!
***SIGN*** I know, but someone really bought it just now.
**[09:23] Jashin**
* I don't believe it!*
* I just made money out of nothing!*
**[09:27] Jashin**
* Even with shipping fees,*
* I still made a profit!*
**[09:29] Jashin**
*This could be the perfect side hustle.*
**[09:33] Jashin**
Minos! Persephone!
**[09:35] Jashin**
We're going to collect every
bag of trash in this town!
***SIGN*** Thus
**[09:38] DevilA**
Thus...
**[09:44] Jashin**
We should make a nice
profit with all of this.
**[09:47] Minos**
It stinks...
***SIGN*** Yurine-chan's going to be angry for sure.
**[09:51] Yurine**
I'm home.
***SIGN*** Speak of the devil...
**[09:56] Yurine**
Wh-What is all this?!
**[09:57] Jashin**
It's trash.
**[09:58] Yurine**
You idiot!
**[10:00] Yurine**
Go throw all of it out right now!
**[10:02] Jashin**
No! I'm gonna sell it on a marketplace app!
**[10:06] Yurine**
Throw. It. Out.
**[10:09] Jashin**
Right.
**[10:10] Jashin**
You guys carried some of this, so help me!
***SIGN*** Wow, you're total scum, Jashin-chan.
**[10:14] Jashin**
You're as guilty as me!
We're ten and a dozen!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** X
***SIGN*** O
***SIGN*** Ten and a dozen
***SIGN*** Twelve and a dozen
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***SIGN*** X
***SIGN*** O
***SIGN*** Ten and a dozen
***SIGN*** Twelve and a dozen
**[10:20] Jashin**
After all I managed to collect...
**[10:23] Minos**
Well, it was probably a miracle
that you sold it the first time.
**[10:26] Minos**
I'd say this is for the best.
**[10:28] Pino**
Huh?
**[10:29] Pino**
Where did this mountain of trash come from?
**[10:31] Jashin**
Oh, you came at just the right time.
**[10:34] Jashin**
If you act now, you can get one bag for
the bargain price of 1,980 yen before tax!
**[10:37] Pino**
I don't need it.
***SIGN*** Beth
***SIGN*** ♥
***SIGN*** ♥
***SIGN*** I'm back again today ♥
**[10:55] Yurine**
I've had the windows open,
but it still smells like garbage in here.
**[11:00] Jashin**
I guess we can't eat dinner here
with this stench hanging around!
**[11:03] Jashin**
Let's eat out tonight.
**[11:05] Yurine**
Whose fault do you think this is?
**[11:08] Yurine**
I'm fine with eating out,
but you're paying, right?
**[11:11] Jashin**
Oh, right.
**[11:13] Jashin**
I don't have anything left
to sell, so I'm broke now.
**[11:16] Yurine**
You blew all our money again, didn't you?
**[11:19] Jashin**
Gulp!
**[11:20] Yurine**
Well, that's fine. It just so
happens I have something to sell.
**[11:24] Jashin**
Huh?
**[11:27] Yurine**
There. Listing created.
**[11:29] Jashin**
You put me up for sale?!
**[11:32] Jashin**
It's illegal to sell living things!
**[11:34] Jashin**
You're not a living thing.
You're a beast of Hell.
**[11:36] Jashin**
Beasts are living things, too! Cancel it!
**[11:40] Yurine**
Oh, it sold already.
**[11:41] Yurine**
The buyer is... "Mei-san," it says.
**[11:44] Jashin**
Wait, you mean...
**[11:48] Guy**
I'm here to pick up your package.
**[11:50] Yurine**
Oh, that was quick.
**[11:53] Yurine**
Here we go.
**[11:55] Guy**
Thanks a lot!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** If you have a desired delivery
date, please specify.
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***SIGN*** Expected
Delivery
Date
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***SIGN*** Circle your
preferred
delivery time
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***SIGN*** Morning
***SIGN*** Item Name
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan
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***SIGN*** Fragile
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***SIGN*** Perishable
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***SIGN*** This Side Up
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***SIGN*** Do Not Place
Anything on Top
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***SIGN*** Yes
**[11:58] Mei**
I'm so lucky!
**[11:59] Mei**
I never thought I'd find Orochimaru
listed on a marketplace app!
**[12:04] Mei**
Well, no time like the present!
**[12:08] Jashin**
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
**[12:13] Mei**
Orochimaru!
**[12:16] Mei**
Starting today, you're part of my collection!
**[12:22] Jashin**
Oh! She's intense!
**[12:27] Jashin**
All right!
***SIGN*** Pandaman
***SIGN*** m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
***SIGN*** Super
Cool
**[12:28] Jashin**
I'm gonna make this today!
***SIGN*** Human
***SIGN*** A plastic model?
**[12:32] Jashin**
I'm a pretty well-known self-styled
plastic model builder on social media.
**[12:37] Minos**
Yeah?
**[12:39] Medusa**
You are pretty good with your hands.
**[12:42] Jashin**
There was once a manga
that was based on me, after all!
***SIGN*** Let's build model
after model!!!
***SIGN*** Let's build model
after model!!!
***SIGN*** Let's build model
after model!!!
***SIGN*** Live on your parents' money!!!
***SIGN*** Live on your parents' money!!!
***SIGN*** Plamo-
***SIGN*** Plamo-
***SIGN*** Plamo-
***SIGN*** Kyoyonro
***SIGN*** Kyoyonro
***SIGN*** Kyoyonro
***SIGN*** A major blunder
at the center!
A new battle begins!!
***SIGN*** A major blunder
at the center!
A new battle begins!!
**[12:47] Yonro**
Plamo-Kyoyonro!
**[12:49] Jashin**
It was serialized in a magazine
designed for rich little boys.
***SIGN*** That sounds phony.
**[12:54] Medusa**
Yonro?
**[12:55] Minos**
Sounds just like you, Jashin-chan.
**[12:57] Jashin**
Now!
**[12:58] Jashin**
You're about to see Plamo-Kyo
Jashin-chan's skills at work!
***SIGN*** There are only two parts?
**[13:09] Minos**
That seems kinda easy.
**[13:11] Jashin**
Can you even call this a model?
**[13:14] Jashin**
It looks like it left the joy of
building models lying around somewhere.
**[13:19] DevilA**
I didn't get to show up last week at all...
**[13:22] DevilA**
Oh! One minute later!
***SIGN*** One Minute Later
***SIGN*** One Minute Later
***SIGN*** One Minute Later
***SIGN*** One Minute Later
***SIGN*** One Minute Later
***SIGN*** Human
***SIGN*** Human
***SIGN*** Human
**[13:24] Jashin**
It's done.
**[13:25] Minos**
That was fast!
***SIGN*** That's a model anyone could build.
**[13:28] Jashin**
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
**[13:30] Jashin**
It may be super simple, but it's still
the work of Plamo-Kyo Jashin-chan.
**[13:34] Jashin**
Behold this deburring technique!
**[13:36] Jashin**
You can't see a single trace of the runners!
***SIGN*** I can't really tell...
**[13:40] Medusa**
So it's finished now?
**[13:43] Jashin**
Well, since it's white,
I guess I'll probably paint it later.
**[13:47] Jashin**
I guess models these days
don't even need glue, though.
**[13:51] Jashin**
When I was little, I ordered lots
of models and put them together,
**[13:55] Jashin**
but the glue included with
the box was never enough,
**[13:57] Jashin**
so I always had to buy more separately.
**[13:59] (Flashback) Jashin**
There's not enough!
**[14:00] (Flashback) Medusa**
Jashin-chan, homeroom's about to start.
**[14:03] (Flashback) Jashin**
Medusa, I don't have enough glue!
**[14:05] (Flashback) Jashin**
I need to go buy more!
**[14:06] (Flashback) Jashin**
Wait! I don't have any money!
**[14:08] (Flashback) Jashin**
This is awful! I have to hurry
before the teacher gets here!
**[14:11] (Flashback) Jashin**
Medusa! Glue! Money!
**[14:13] (Flashback) Jashin**
Medusa! Hurry!
**[14:15] (Flashback) Jashin**
Make sure it's Tamia!
**[14:17] (Flashback) Medusa**
Okay!
**[14:20] Jashin**
And now you can make them without
glue, just by fitting parts together.
**[14:25] Jashin**
The art of model-building
has come a long way.
**[14:28] Jashin**
Glue?
**[14:31] Jashin**
*I just had a great idea.*
**[14:34] Medusa**
Jashin-chan, you look...
***SIGN*** ...like you're up to no good again.
**[14:41] DevilA**
Wonder if I'll have a part next week...
**[14:45] Jashin**
That should do it.
**[14:46] Jashin**
I spread a really powerful adhesive
right inside the front door!
**[14:50] Minos**
Oh, boy...
***SIGN*** You're going to make Yurine-chan angry again.
**[14:53] Jashin**
No problem there.
**[14:55] Jashin**
The moment Yurine gets home
and takes a step inside...
**[14:58] (Flashback) Yurine**
I'm home.
**[15:01] Jashin**
Her feet will be glued to
the floor, and she'll be stuck!
**[15:02] Yurine**
Hey, what the heck is this?
**[15:04] Jashin**
And then comes the Jashin-chan Dropkick!
**[15:05] Yurine**
I can't move.
**[15:07] Jashin**
Since she won't be able to move, my
dropkick will smash her to smithereens!
**[15:11] Jashin**
She might get mad,
but it'll be the last time!
**[15:15] Jashin**
Go to Hell, I say!
**[15:17] Jashin**
It's perfect!
**[15:19] Medusa**
Jashin-chan, you can't do this!
**[15:23] Jashin**
She's coming!
**[15:24] Jashin**
Stay back, you guys!
**[15:31] Yurine**
I'm home.
**[15:33] Yurine**
Hey...
**[15:34] Yurine**
What is this?!
**[15:37] Jashin**
Can't move, can you?!
**[15:39] Jashin**
I bet you never dreamed
there'd be glue all over the floor!
**[15:43] Jashin**
It'll be a cinch to kill you
now that you can't move!
**[15:46] Jashin**
Victory is mine at last, Yurine!
**[15:50] Yurine**
There.
**[15:51] Jashin**
What?!
**[15:52] Jashin**
You took off your shoes?!
**[15:55] Jashin**
I forgot that was an option!
**[15:57] Jashin**
Any other time, it might look like
I tripped right before the finish line,
**[16:01] Jashin**
but not today!
**[16:03] Jashin**
Take a look at your feet!
**[16:06] Yurine**
It's here, too?
**[16:08] Jashin**
That's right!
**[16:09] Jashin**
I spread glue where you step
after removing your shoes, too!
**[16:13] Jashin**
The truth is, I knew you'd
escape by taking off your shoes!
**[16:16] Jashin**
I let you think you'd escaped,
**[16:18] Jashin**
then trapped you a second time!
**[16:19] Jashin**
Pretty smart, right?
**[16:23] Yurine**
There.
**[16:24] Jashin**
What?!
**[16:26] Jashin**
Those come off?!
**[16:28] Jashin**
I didn't see that coming!
**[16:30] Jashin**
I don't wear socks,
so I don't know how they work!
**[16:33] Yurine**
You idiot.
**[16:34] Medusa**
We tried to stop you...
**[16:36] Minos**
You really blew it.
**[16:38] Jashin**
Well, I sure messed up.
**[16:40] Jashin**
Look, I put together
a Pandaman model. Cute, huh?
**[16:44] Yurine**
My shoes and socks are ruined now.
**[16:50] Yurine**
And look what you did to the
entryway and the wooden floor.
**[16:54] Yurine**
Do you know what this means?
**[16:56] Jashin**
Of course I... don't.
***SIGN*** It broke...
**[17:10] Yurine**
It's a 1:1 scale model of Jashin-chan!
**[17:15] Jashin**
Glue is required to assemble this model...
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan
***SIGN*** m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c
***SIGN*** m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c
***SIGN*** Super
Cute
***SIGN*** Dragon Books
**[17:23] Kyon**
Thank you very much!
***SIGN*** Dragon Books
***SIGN*** Dragon Books
**[17:26] Guy**
Excuse me.
**[17:27] Guy**
Where can I find books on Chinese customs?
**[17:30] Kyon**
Um...
**[17:31] Ran**
You'll find one on top
of the shelf at the far end.
**[17:35] Ran**
It's the fifth book from the left.
**[17:37] Guy**
Thank you.
**[17:38] Ran**
You're welcome.
**[17:41] Kyon**
You're amazing, Onee-chan!
**[17:42] Ran**
You need to memorize these too, Kyon-Kyon.
**[17:45] Kyon**
But the moment I memorize
one thing, I forget something else.
**[17:49] Jashin**
You sure are dumb!
**[17:51] Kyon**
Oh! Jashin-chan!
**[17:53] Jashin**
So, you know this book
I bought here the other day...
***SIGN*** The Life of an Ape Man
***SIGN*** The Life of an Ape Man
***SIGN*** The Life of an Ape Man
**[17:55] Jashin**
It was way too difficult
for me, so I'm returning it.
**[17:58] Kyon**
Huh?
**[18:00] Jashin**
Not to brag, but I'm
actually pretty dumb, too.
**[18:04] Jashin**
So...
**[18:05] Jashin**
Starting today, you and
I are the dumb devil duo!
***SIGN*** Dumb*!*
**[18:08] Ran**
Hey!
**[18:09] Ran**
Don't compare Kyon-Kyon to a genuine idiot!
**[18:12] Jashin**
What?!
**[18:13] Jashin**
You cheeky panda! I'll tear you off!
**[18:16] Ran**
Wait, don't—
**[18:27] Jashin**
*She can come out of there?*
**[18:28] Jashin**
Oh, that's right.
**[18:30] Jashin**
Yurine told me to check
on you while I was here.
**[18:34] Jashin**
Are you getting by okay?
**[18:36] Kyon**
Yeah!
**[18:37] Kyon**
I wanted to be helpful to humans by working,
**[18:40] Kyon**
so I was really happy when
Yurine introduced me here!
**[18:43] Ran**
There are some old books
about China here, too,
**[18:46] Ran**
so we're perfect for the job.
**[18:48] Jashin**
I see. That's nice.
**[18:50] Kyon**
Yeah!
**[18:50] Jashin**
Also, I brought this for you.
**[18:53] Kyon**
Wow! Thank—
**[18:55] Kyon**
Wait, is that...
**[18:58] Jashin**
It's chestnut rice!
**[19:00] Jashin**
It's tasty!
**[19:01] Kyon**
I-It doesn't have
sweet rice in it, does it?
**[19:04] Jashin**
Well, sure. That's what it is.
**[19:06] Kyon**
Keep it away from me!
**[19:08] Jashin**
Huh? What the heck is the problem?
**[19:10] Kyon**
Sweet rice is
a jiangshi's biggest weakness!
**[19:13] Ran**
We managed to reach
a pretty high rank of jiangshi,
**[19:16] Ran**
but sweet rice is the one
thing we couldn't overcome!
**[19:19] Jashin**
And the chestnuts are in
season, too... What a shame.
**[19:24] Jashin**
I gave some to Pekola earlier,
**[19:26] Jashin**
but I guess I can give her
this on my way home.
**[19:28] Jashin**
She'll probably eat it.
**[19:30] (Flashback) Pekola**
Thank you!
**[19:31] Jashin**
I had no idea you were
scared of rice, though.
**[19:34] Jashin**
Absolutely f-rice-tened, huh?
**[19:37] Kyon**
I'm sorry, Jashin-chan!
**[19:39] Kyon**
I feel bad after you
brought it for us, but...
**[19:41] Jashin**
Uh... Didn't you hear me? "F-rice-tened"?
**[19:45] Ran**
We're really sorry!
**[19:47] Ran**
Give Yurine-chan our regards, okay?
**[19:51] Jashin**
Okay. See you later, then.
**[20:03] Jashin**
* It's sad when my puns scare*
* people off or don't get any laughs,*
**[20:06] Jashin**
* but it's even sadder when*
* they're not even recognized as puns.*
**[20:11] Yurine**
What's wrong with you? You seem down.
**[20:15] Jashin**
Actually...
**[20:19] Jashin**
...is all she said.
**[20:21] Yurine**
Uh-huh...
**[20:22] Yurine**
So what did you say?
**[20:25] Jsahin**
I said... "Absolutely f-rice-tened, huh?"
**[20:36] Yurine**
What the heck? That's hilarious!
**[20:39] Yurine**
I'm cracking up!
**[20:40] Yurine**
You really have a knack for puns!
**[20:42] Jashin**
Y-You think so?
**[20:44] Jashin**
Yeah, you're right! They're the
losers for not understanding it!
**[20:48] Jashin**
All right! Time to eat!
**[20:51] DevilA**
And so, Jashin-chan cheered up.
**[22:26] Pekola**
Doing three shield jobs in
a row really took it out of me...
**[22:31] Pekola**
The chestnut rice that devil
gave me may have been filling,
**[22:34] Pekola**
but I guess there was no way
it'd last until so late at night.
**[22:41] Pekola**
Th-Th-That's the chestnut rice!
**[22:43] Pekola**
I thought I ate it all earlier!
**[22:48] Pekola**
It's come back! What could this mean?
**[22:51] Pekola**
Is it manna from Heaven, like in Exodus?
**[22:53] Pekola**
Or is it a supernatural phenomenon?!
**[22:57] Pekola**
How scary!
**[22:59] Pekola**
But I shall gladly partake.
**[23:01] Pekola**
Ah, this is delicious!
**[23:03] Pekola**
Still, what sort of phenomenon
could have caused this?
**[23:07] Pekola**
It's so good!
**[23:10] Jashin**
We're gonna play Hell Seibu Police!
**[23:13] Jashin**
Minos will be the leader of the police,
**[23:15] Jashin**
Medusa will be a hostage,
**[23:16] Jashin**
and I'll be the criminal!
**[23:17] Both**
Okay!
**[23:18] Minos**
Hey, criminal! Release the hostage right now!
**[23:21] Jashin**
Then hurry up and bring me ransom money!
**[23:24] Medusa**
What's this in my pocket?
**[23:25] Medusa**
My bank book from Hell
Bank and my personal seal!
**[23:28] Jashin**
Yahoo! Ransom money!
**[23:29] Jashin**
The hostage is free!
And they lived happily ever after!
**[23:32] Medusa**
Thanks for untying my ropes, Jashin-chan!
**[23:35] Medusa**
I'll follow you forever!
**[23:36] Jashin**
Stockholm syndrome!
**[23:38] Minos**
That's no good.