E7 - Untitled Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:31] Pino     It's done! [01:34] Pino     What a beautiful apple pie! [01:36] Pino     I amaze myself sometimes. [01:41] Pino     But just calling it "apple pie"     doesn't do its beauty justice. [01:45] Pino     I'll give it a name more     befitting of my creation. [01:56] Pino     A Rosy-Cheeked Lad     Cloaked in Robes of Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... [02:00] Pino     Let's go with that! [02:17] Pino     Delicious! [02:19] Pino     Clearly the work of the angel who won the     grand prize in the Heaven Baking Contest! [02:23] Pino     Even with ingredients from the     human realm, it turned out quite nice. [02:27] Pino     I'm just that talented, I guess! [02:30] Pino     It's best when made with apples from     the Tree of Life in Heaven, though... [02:36] Pino     Oh, I know! [02:37] Pino     I'll take some to Hanazono-san to     thank her for taking me to the beach. SIGN    Please enjoy this SIGN    I don't know if it suits your tastes... [03:18] Pino     Huh?! [03:26] Yurine     Listen, you... [03:29] Jashin     F-F-F-Forgive me, Yurine! Forgive me! [03:32] Yurine     How dare you interrupt my nap     by holding your earbuds near me [03:37] Yurine     and blasting Holst's The Planets     into my ear at max volume? [03:41] Jashin     But I like Holst's The Planets! [03:43] Jashin     Please forgive me! [03:44] Yurine     I'll have to kill you. [03:47] Yurine     Oh, Miss Custodian. [03:49] Pino     You seem to be in the     middle of something here. [03:52] Pino     I baked a pie, so I thought     I'd bring you some... [03:55] Yurine     Sorry you had to see this. [03:57] Yurine     Please, come in. [04:00] Pino     Okay... Thank you. [04:04] Jashin     I'm saved... [04:06] Pino     Please, help yourselves. [04:09] Yurine     Apple pie? [04:10] Pino     I don't call it apple pie. [04:12] Pino     I call it "A Rosy-Cheeked Lad     Cloaked in Robes of Gold." [04:15] Jashin     "Clothed in blue robes, descending     onto a golden field to..." what? [04:20] Pino     A Rosy-Cheeked Lad Cloaked in Robes of Gold! [04:24] Yurine     That was borderline, Jashin-chan. [04:26] Yurine     You need to watch what you say. [04:27] Jashin     A blonde in a cloak who thinks     Hogan's smile is number one? [04:31] DevilA     Number one! SIGN    No. 1 [04:33] Pino     It's "A Rosy-Cheeked Lad     Cloaked in Robes of Gold"! [04:39] Jashin     It's apple pie, isn't it? [04:40] Pino     Y-Yes, it is, but... [04:42] Jashin     You didn't poison it or anything, did you? [04:44] Pino     Hey! That's just rude! [04:47] Pino     I wouldn't do that. I'm not you, Jashin-san. [04:50] Jashin     That's "Jashin-chan-san." [04:52] Jashin     Call me Jashin-chan-san, not Jashin-san. [04:55] Jashin     That's what everyone else calls me. [04:57] Pino     Uh-huh... [04:58] Yurine     Jashin-chan, that's really not important. [05:01] Yurine     Hurry up and serve our custodian some tea. [05:04] Pino     Oh, no, I need to be— [05:05] Jashin     Sheesh. You're such a snake-driver, Yurine. [05:09] Jashin     As it happens, I made     a cheesecake yesterday, myself. [05:12] Jashin     Try some before you go. [05:15] Yurine     Let's all have tea together. [05:20] Jashin     Yurine's a real snake-driver. [05:22] DevilA     About fifteen years ago, [05:23] ---     the constellation Ophiuchus,     the snake-charmer, suddenly appeared. [05:27] DevilA     There was a big fuss about how the twelve     zodiac constellations were now thirteen, [05:30] DevilA     but it wasn't added to the zodiac. [05:31] DevilA     By the way, Yurine's zodiac     constellation is Scorpius. [05:35] DevilA     Born on October 31st, she's     a pro at handling Jashin-chan. [05:39] DevilA     If there were thirteen constellations... [05:41] DevilA     Get this! [05:43] DevilA     Hers would be Virgo. [05:44] Jashin     Not Ophiuchus?! [05:47] DevilA     Bonjour! SIGN    Ja [05:49] Yurine     It's so good. [05:51] Jashin     This really is good! [05:53] Pino     I'm glad you both think so. [05:55] Jashin     The apples aren't too sweet or overpowering. [05:58] Jashin     The crust is buttery and perfectly flaky! [06:01] Jashin     It's just great! [06:03] Pino     Yes, isn't it? [06:06] Pino     I did win the grand prize in the     Heaven Baking Contest, after all! SIGN    Heaven SIGN    Heaven SIGN    Heaven SIGN    Baking Contest SIGN    Baking Contest SIGN    Baking Contest SIGN    Grand SIGN    Grand SIGN    Grand SIGN    Prize SIGN    Prize SIGN    Prize [06:11] Four     Delish! [06:14] Jashin     You... [06:16] Jashin     You used Eden apples specially ordered     from the Garden of Eden, didn't you? [06:21] Jashin     Orders for those are backed     up for hundreds of years! [06:24] Pino     They're Jonathan apples. [06:25] Jashin     Huh? [06:26] Pino     I got them from a local greengrocer.     They were three for 398 yen. [06:30] Jashin     I'm impressed, Jonathan! [06:31] Yurine     She just has a real talent for baking. [06:35] Pino     No, really, I don't... [06:37] Pino     Oh, yes, I do! [06:39] Yurine     Jashin-chan's cheesecake is good, too. [06:42] Yurine     You should try it. [06:44] Pino     It's a baked cheesecake, huh? [06:47] Jashin     No, it's not! [06:48] Jashin     It's what people in the human realm     call a "New York cheesecake"! [06:53] Jashin     Baked cheesecakes are baked in an oven, [06:56] Jashin     but New York cheesecakes are baked     using steam from a water bath! [07:01] Pino     They're that different? [07:02] Jashin     Plus, the name "New York     cheesecake" sounds way cooler. [07:07] Yurine     Oh, come on... [07:09] Pino     I'll try it, then. [07:18] Pino     Wh-What is this? [07:20] Pino     I've had many types of cheesecake before, [07:23] Pino     but this one is really good. [07:26] Jashin     This rosy-cheeked Hulk is so good! [07:29] Pino     The omelet rice she made last time, [07:31] Pino     and now, this cheesecake... SIGN    Buuuuurp SIGN    > [07:34] Pino     I can't believe this goofy-faced     devil makes such delicious food. SIGN    Buuuuurp SIGN    > SIGN    Buuuuurp SIGN    > SIGN    BuuuuurpBuuuuurpBuuuuurp SIGN    > [07:38] Yurine     Stop that. It's disgusting. [07:38] Jashin     Nope. Not stopping. [07:42] Pino     As an angel, I can't lose this showdown! [07:49] Yurine     I wonder what got into her. [07:52] Jashin     Did she not like the cheesecake? [07:55] Jashin     She finished it, though... [08:08] Pino     I won't lose! [08:10] Pino     I won't lose to that devil! [08:12] Pino     Defeat is unacceptable for an angel! [08:14] Pino     I'm the winner of the grand prize     in the Heaven Baking Contest! SIGN    Hey, this marketplace app is selling trash. [08:34] Minos     Oh, yeah, people sell some     pretty trashy junk on those things. SIGN    No, I mean they're selling actual trash. [08:41] Minos     Huh?! SIGN    Burnable Trash SIGN    Good!! SIGN    Comment SIGN    Product Information SIGN    High-quality trash. SIGN    You can use it as burn fuel. SIGN    "High-quality trash. You can use it as burn fuel," it says. [08:45] Minos     There are some real idiots out there. [08:48] Minos     I'd like to see this person's face. [08:50] Jashin     Look all you want. [08:51] Minos     You scared me... SIGN    Don't tell me... Don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me! SIGN    Burnable Trash SIGN    Good!! SIGN    Comment SIGN    Product Information SIGN    High-quality trash. SIGN    You can use it as burn fuel. SIGN    The seller is Jashin-chan! [08:58] Jashin     That's right. It's me. [09:00] Jashin     People sell stuff that's basically trash     on marketplace apps all the time, right? [09:04] Jashin     So I wanted to know what would     happen if I sold actual trash. [09:08] Jashin     I know it'll never sell,     but I just wanted to try. [09:11] Minos     Most people wouldn't just try that. SIGN    It sold! [09:14] Both     What?! [09:15] Jashin     No way! I put it up for 2,000 yen! [09:18] Minos     Who would actually buy that?! SIGN    I know, but someone really bought it just now. [09:23] Jashin     I don't believe it!     I just made money out of nothing! [09:27] Jashin     Even with shipping fees,     I still made a profit! [09:29] Jashin     This could be the perfect side hustle. [09:33] Jashin     Minos! Persephone! [09:35] Jashin     We're going to collect every     bag of trash in this town! SIGN    Thus [09:38] DevilA     Thus... [09:44] Jashin     We should make a nice     profit with all of this. [09:47] Minos     It stinks... SIGN    Yurine-chan's going to be angry for sure. [09:51] Yurine     I'm home. SIGN    Speak of the devil... [09:56] Yurine     Wh-What is all this?! [09:57] Jashin     It's trash. [09:58] Yurine     You idiot! [10:00] Yurine     Go throw all of it out right now! [10:02] Jashin     No! I'm gonna sell it on a marketplace app! [10:06] Yurine     Throw. It. Out. [10:09] Jashin     Right. [10:10] Jashin     You guys carried some of this, so help me! SIGN    Wow, you're total scum, Jashin-chan. [10:14] Jashin     You're as guilty as me!     We're ten and a dozen! SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    X SIGN    O SIGN    Ten and a dozen SIGN    Twelve and a dozen SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    X SIGN    O SIGN    Ten and a dozen SIGN    Twelve and a dozen [10:20] Jashin     After all I managed to collect... [10:23] Minos     Well, it was probably a miracle     that you sold it the first time. [10:26] Minos     I'd say this is for the best. [10:28] Pino     Huh? [10:29] Pino     Where did this mountain of trash come from? [10:31] Jashin     Oh, you came at just the right time. [10:34] Jashin     If you act now, you can get one bag for     the bargain price of 1,980 yen before tax! [10:37] Pino     I don't need it. SIGN    Beth SIGN    ♥ SIGN    ♥ SIGN    I'm back again today ♥ [10:55] Yurine     I've had the windows open,     but it still smells like garbage in here. [11:00] Jashin     I guess we can't eat dinner here     with this stench hanging around! [11:03] Jashin     Let's eat out tonight. [11:05] Yurine     Whose fault do you think this is? [11:08] Yurine     I'm fine with eating out,     but you're paying, right? [11:11] Jashin     Oh, right. [11:13] Jashin     I don't have anything left     to sell, so I'm broke now. [11:16] Yurine     You blew all our money again, didn't you? [11:19] Jashin     Gulp! [11:20] Yurine     Well, that's fine. It just so     happens I have something to sell. [11:24] Jashin     Huh? [11:27] Yurine     There. Listing created. [11:29] Jashin     You put me up for sale?! [11:32] Jashin     It's illegal to sell living things! [11:34] Jashin     You're not a living thing.     You're a beast of Hell. [11:36] Jashin     Beasts are living things, too! Cancel it! [11:40] Yurine     Oh, it sold already. [11:41] Yurine     The buyer is... "Mei-san," it says. [11:44] Jashin     Wait, you mean... [11:48] Guy     I'm here to pick up your package. [11:50] Yurine     Oh, that was quick. [11:53] Yurine     Here we go. [11:55] Guy     Thanks a lot! SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    If you have a desired delivery     date, please specify. SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Expected     Delivery     Date SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Circle your     preferred     delivery time SIGN    m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c SIGN    Morning SIGN    Item Name SIGN    Jashin-chan SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Fragile SIGN    m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c SIGN    Perishable SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Bottles SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    This Side Up SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Do Not Place     Anything on Top SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Keep Chilled SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Yes [11:58] Mei     I'm so lucky! [11:59] Mei     I never thought I'd find Orochimaru     listed on a marketplace app! [12:04] Mei     Well, no time like the present! [12:08] Jashin     Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! [12:13] Mei     Orochimaru! [12:16] Mei     Starting today, you're part of my collection! [12:22] Jashin     Oh! She's intense! [12:27] Jashin     All right! SIGN    Pandaman SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0 SIGN    Super     Cool [12:28] Jashin     I'm gonna make this today! SIGN    Human SIGN    A plastic model? [12:32] Jashin     I'm a pretty well-known self-styled     plastic model builder on social media. [12:37] Minos     Yeah? [12:39] Medusa     You are pretty good with your hands. [12:42] Jashin     There was once a manga     that was based on me, after all! SIGN    Let's build model     after model!!! SIGN    Let's build model     after model!!! SIGN    Let's build model     after model!!! SIGN    Live on your parents' money!!! SIGN    Live on your parents' money!!! SIGN    Plamo- SIGN    Plamo- SIGN    Plamo- SIGN    Kyoyonro SIGN    Kyoyonro SIGN    Kyoyonro SIGN    A major blunder     at the center!     A new battle begins!! SIGN    A major blunder     at the center!     A new battle begins!! [12:47] Yonro     Plamo-Kyoyonro! [12:49] Jashin     It was serialized in a magazine     designed for rich little boys. SIGN    That sounds phony. [12:54] Medusa     Yonro? [12:55] Minos     Sounds just like you, Jashin-chan. [12:57] Jashin     Now! [12:58] Jashin     You're about to see Plamo-Kyo     Jashin-chan's skills at work! SIGN    There are only two parts? [13:09] Minos     That seems kinda easy. [13:11] Jashin     Can you even call this a model? [13:14] Jashin     It looks like it left the joy of     building models lying around somewhere. [13:19] DevilA     I didn't get to show up last week at all... [13:22] DevilA     Oh! One minute later! SIGN    One Minute Later SIGN    One Minute Later SIGN    One Minute Later SIGN    One Minute Later SIGN    One Minute Later SIGN    Human SIGN    Human SIGN    Human [13:24] Jashin     It's done. [13:25] Minos     That was fast! SIGN    That's a model anyone could build. [13:28] Jashin     Tsk, tsk, tsk. [13:30] Jashin     It may be super simple, but it's still     the work of Plamo-Kyo Jashin-chan. [13:34] Jashin     Behold this deburring technique! [13:36] Jashin     You can't see a single trace of the runners! SIGN    I can't really tell... [13:40] Medusa     So it's finished now? [13:43] Jashin     Well, since it's white,     I guess I'll probably paint it later. [13:47] Jashin     I guess models these days     don't even need glue, though. [13:51] Jashin     When I was little, I ordered lots     of models and put them together, [13:55] Jashin     but the glue included with     the box was never enough, [13:57] Jashin     so I always had to buy more separately. [13:59] (Flashback) Jashin     There's not enough! [14:00] (Flashback) Medusa     Jashin-chan, homeroom's about to start. [14:03] (Flashback) Jashin     Medusa, I don't have enough glue! [14:05] (Flashback) Jashin     I need to go buy more! [14:06] (Flashback) Jashin     Wait! I don't have any money! [14:08] (Flashback) Jashin     This is awful! I have to hurry     before the teacher gets here! [14:11] (Flashback) Jashin     Medusa! Glue! Money! [14:13] (Flashback) Jashin     Medusa! Hurry! [14:15] (Flashback) Jashin     Make sure it's Tamia! [14:17] (Flashback) Medusa     Okay! [14:20] Jashin     And now you can make them without     glue, just by fitting parts together. [14:25] Jashin     The art of model-building     has come a long way. [14:28] Jashin     Glue? [14:31] Jashin     I just had a great idea. [14:34] Medusa     Jashin-chan, you look... SIGN    ...like you're up to no good again. [14:41] DevilA     Wonder if I'll have a part next week... [14:45] Jashin     That should do it. [14:46] Jashin     I spread a really powerful adhesive     right inside the front door! [14:50] Minos     Oh, boy... SIGN    You're going to make Yurine-chan angry again. [14:53] Jashin     No problem there. [14:55] Jashin     The moment Yurine gets home     and takes a step inside... [14:58] (Flashback) Yurine     I'm home. [15:01] Jashin     Her feet will be glued to     the floor, and she'll be stuck! [15:02] Yurine     Hey, what the heck is this? [15:04] Jashin     And then comes the Jashin-chan Dropkick! [15:05] Yurine     I can't move. [15:07] Jashin     Since she won't be able to move, my     dropkick will smash her to smithereens! [15:11] Jashin     She might get mad,     but it'll be the last time! [15:15] Jashin     Go to Hell, I say! [15:17] Jashin     It's perfect! [15:19] Medusa     Jashin-chan, you can't do this! [15:23] Jashin     She's coming! [15:24] Jashin     Stay back, you guys! [15:31] Yurine     I'm home. [15:33] Yurine     Hey... [15:34] Yurine     What is this?! [15:37] Jashin     Can't move, can you?! [15:39] Jashin     I bet you never dreamed     there'd be glue all over the floor! [15:43] Jashin     It'll be a cinch to kill you     now that you can't move! [15:46] Jashin     Victory is mine at last, Yurine! [15:50] Yurine     There. [15:51] Jashin     What?! [15:52] Jashin     You took off your shoes?! [15:55] Jashin     I forgot that was an option! [15:57] Jashin     Any other time, it might look like     I tripped right before the finish line, [16:01] Jashin     but not today! [16:03] Jashin     Take a look at your feet! [16:06] Yurine     It's here, too? [16:08] Jashin     That's right! [16:09] Jashin     I spread glue where you step     after removing your shoes, too! [16:13] Jashin     The truth is, I knew you'd     escape by taking off your shoes! [16:16] Jashin     I let you think you'd escaped, [16:18] Jashin     then trapped you a second time! [16:19] Jashin     Pretty smart, right? [16:23] Yurine     There. [16:24] Jashin     What?! [16:26] Jashin     Those come off?! [16:28] Jashin     I didn't see that coming! [16:30] Jashin     I don't wear socks,     so I don't know how they work! [16:33] Yurine     You idiot. [16:34] Medusa     We tried to stop you... [16:36] Minos     You really blew it. [16:38] Jashin     Well, I sure messed up. [16:40] Jashin     Look, I put together     a Pandaman model. Cute, huh? [16:44] Yurine     My shoes and socks are ruined now. [16:50] Yurine     And look what you did to the     entryway and the wooden floor. [16:54] Yurine     Do you know what this means? [16:56] Jashin     Of course I... don't. SIGN    It broke... [17:10] Yurine     It's a 1:1 scale model of Jashin-chan! [17:15] Jashin     Glue is required to assemble this model... SIGN    Jashin-chan SIGN    Jashin-chan SIGN    m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c SIGN    m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c SIGN    Super     Cute SIGN    Dragon Books [17:23] Kyon     Thank you very much! SIGN    Dragon Books SIGN    Dragon Books [17:26] Guy     Excuse me. [17:27] Guy     Where can I find books on Chinese customs? [17:30] Kyon     Um... [17:31] Ran     You'll find one on top     of the shelf at the far end. [17:35] Ran     It's the fifth book from the left. [17:37] Guy     Thank you. [17:38] Ran     You're welcome. [17:41] Kyon     You're amazing, Onee-chan! [17:42] Ran     You need to memorize these too, Kyon-Kyon. [17:45] Kyon     But the moment I memorize     one thing, I forget something else. [17:49] Jashin     You sure are dumb! [17:51] Kyon     Oh! Jashin-chan! [17:53] Jashin     So, you know this book     I bought here the other day... SIGN    The Life of an Ape Man SIGN    The Life of an Ape Man SIGN    The Life of an Ape Man [17:55] Jashin     It was way too difficult     for me, so I'm returning it. [17:58] Kyon     Huh? [18:00] Jashin     Not to brag, but I'm     actually pretty dumb, too. [18:04] Jashin     So... [18:05] Jashin     Starting today, you and     I are the dumb devil duo! SIGN    Dumb*! [18:08] Ran     Hey! [18:09] Ran     Don't compare Kyon-Kyon to a genuine idiot! [18:12] Jashin     What?! [18:13] Jashin     You cheeky panda! I'll tear you off! [18:16] Ran     Wait, don't— [18:27] Jashin     She can come out of there? [18:28] Jashin     Oh, that's right. [18:30] Jashin     Yurine told me to check     on you while I was here. [18:34] Jashin     Are you getting by okay? [18:36] Kyon     Yeah! [18:37] Kyon     I wanted to be helpful to humans by working, [18:40] Kyon     so I was really happy when     Yurine introduced me here! [18:43] Ran     There are some old books     about China here, too, [18:46] Ran     so we're perfect for the job. [18:48] Jashin     I see. That's nice. [18:50] Kyon     Yeah! [18:50] Jashin     Also, I brought this for you. [18:53] Kyon     Wow! Thank— [18:55] Kyon     Wait, is that... [18:58] Jashin     It's chestnut rice! [19:00] Jashin     It's tasty! [19:01] Kyon     I-It doesn't have     sweet rice in it, does it? [19:04] Jashin     Well, sure. That's what it is. [19:06] Kyon     Keep it away from me! [19:08] Jashin     Huh? What the heck is the problem? [19:10] Kyon     Sweet rice is     a jiangshi's biggest weakness! [19:13] Ran     We managed to reach     a pretty high rank of jiangshi, [19:16] Ran     but sweet rice is the one     thing we couldn't overcome! [19:19] Jashin     And the chestnuts are in     season, too... What a shame. [19:24] Jashin     I gave some to Pekola earlier, [19:26] Jashin     but I guess I can give her     this on my way home. [19:28] Jashin     She'll probably eat it. [19:30] (Flashback) Pekola     Thank you! [19:31] Jashin     I had no idea you were     scared of rice, though. [19:34] Jashin     Absolutely f-rice-tened, huh? [19:37] Kyon     I'm sorry, Jashin-chan! [19:39] Kyon     I feel bad after you     brought it for us, but... [19:41] Jashin     Uh... Didn't you hear me? "F-rice-tened"? [19:45] Ran     We're really sorry! [19:47] Ran     Give Yurine-chan our regards, okay? [19:51] Jashin     Okay. See you later, then. [20:03] Jashin     It's sad when my puns scare*     people off or don't get any laughs, [20:06] Jashin     but it's even sadder when     they're not even recognized as puns. [20:11] Yurine     What's wrong with you? You seem down. [20:15] Jashin     Actually... [20:19] Jashin     ...is all she said. [20:21] Yurine     Uh-huh... [20:22] Yurine     So what did you say? [20:25] Jsahin     I said... "Absolutely f-rice-tened, huh?" [20:36] Yurine     What the heck? That's hilarious! [20:39] Yurine     I'm cracking up! [20:40] Yurine     You really have a knack for puns! [20:42] Jashin     Y-You think so? [20:44] Jashin     Yeah, you're right! They're the     losers for not understanding it! [20:48] Jashin     All right! Time to eat! [20:51] DevilA     And so, Jashin-chan cheered up. [22:26] Pekola     Doing three shield jobs in     a row really took it out of me... [22:31] Pekola     The chestnut rice that devil     gave me may have been filling, [22:34] Pekola     but I guess there was no way     it'd last until so late at night. [22:41] Pekola     Th-Th-That's the chestnut rice! [22:43] Pekola     I thought I ate it all earlier! [22:48] Pekola     It's come back! What could this mean? [22:51] Pekola     Is it manna from Heaven, like in Exodus? [22:53] Pekola     Or is it a supernatural phenomenon?! [22:57] Pekola     How scary! [22:59] Pekola     But I shall gladly partake. [23:01] Pekola     Ah, this is delicious! [23:03] Pekola     Still, what sort of phenomenon     could have caused this? [23:07] Pekola     It's so good! [23:10] Jashin     We're gonna play Hell Seibu Police! [23:13] Jashin     Minos will be the leader of the police, [23:15] Jashin     Medusa will be a hostage, [23:16] Jashin     and I'll be the criminal! [23:17] Both     Okay! [23:18] Minos     Hey, criminal! Release the hostage right now! [23:21] Jashin     Then hurry up and bring me ransom money! [23:24] Medusa     What's this in my pocket? [23:25] Medusa     My bank book from Hell     Bank and my personal seal! [23:28] Jashin     Yahoo! Ransom money! [23:29] Jashin     The hostage is free!     And they lived happily ever after! [23:32] Medusa     Thanks for untying my ropes, Jashin-chan! [23:35] Medusa     I'll follow you forever! [23:36] Jashin     Stockholm syndrome! [23:38] Minos     That's no good.