E8 - Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    July 9th SIGN    July 9th SIGN    Life Theater SIGN    Life     Theater [02:01] Jashin     The goddess is smiling. SIGN    July 9th SIGN    July 9th SIGN    Life     Theater [02:16] Jashin     I lost again. [02:19] Jashin     I shouldn't have even played! [02:22] Jashin     Why did I bother playing? [02:23] Jashin     How is my wallet empty     after just thirty minutes? [02:29] Jashin     If I had never walked into this alley... [02:32] Jashin     If I had ignored the special deal     and just gone to the grocery store... [02:37] Jashin     This right hand whispers to me     that I should spin the reels. [02:42] Jashin     Why does it tremble and groan so?! [02:44] Jashin     Oh, life is so cruel! [02:48] Jashin     God of time, please send me back to     before I entered this establishment! SIGN    Jashin-chan's     Life Theater SIGN    Fin SIGN    Life     Theater SIGN    Jashin-chan's     Life Theater SIGN    Fin SIGN    Jashin-chan's     Life Theater SIGN    Fin SIGN    Jashin-chan's     Life Theater SIGN    Fin SIGN    Jashin-chan's     Life Theater SIGN    Fin SIGN    Jashin-chan's     Life Theater SIGN    Fin SIGN    Jashin-chan's     Life Theater SIGN    Fin [02:55] Medusa     Jashin-chan! [02:56] Jashin     Oh, ATM. [02:58] Medusa     I was just on my way to see you. [03:01] Medusa     Look! I bought Fresh Moon. [03:04] Jashin     Fresh Moon? SIGN    Fresh     Moon [03:06] Jashin     Fresh... "New"... [03:09] Jashin     "Moon"... The moon... [03:11] Jashin     A new moon rises? [03:13] Jashin     If I play now, I can win. [03:16] Jashin     If I don't play now... [03:17] DevilA     ...then when? [03:19] Medusa     What is it? [03:23] Jashin     Please! [03:25] Jashin     Please! Lend me 20,000 yen!     I'll pay you back double! [03:29] DevilA     And then... [03:32] Yurine     You absolute imbecile! [03:35] Yurine     What was that about paying it back double? [03:37] Yurine     That's not double anything. That's cobwebs. [03:40] Yurine     You even spent all our dinner money. [03:44] Yurine     My only choice now is to kill you. [03:47] Jashin     Help me, Medusa! [03:49] Medusa     Please forgive her!     She regrets what she's done! [03:52] Medusa     She's a good girl deep down! [03:55] Medusa     Right, Jashin-chan? [03:58] Medusa     See? Just look at that smile! [04:02] Jashin     R-Right in the face... [04:04] Yurine     She's rotten to the core. [04:07] Medusa     Are you okay? [04:09] Jashin     Not in the least. [04:10] Yurine     Honestly. I give you an allowance, don't I? [04:14] Yurine     If you want to play around, limit it to that. [04:17] Jashin     Okay. [04:17] Yurine     And you'd better pay back the     20,000 yen you owe Medusa. SIGN    Has no money [04:24] Yurine     You will pay her back. [04:26] Jashin     Yes'm! [04:27] Medusa     Don't put yourself out.     Whenever you have it is fine. [04:30] Yurine     Medusa, don't be soft on her. [04:33] Yurine     I'm taking the grocery money     you wasted out of your allowance. [04:37] Yurine     Here. Do the actual shopping this time. [04:41] Jashin     You got it! [04:42] Jashin     This time, I will complete my mission! [04:45] Jashin     I won't make a mistake like that again! [04:49] Medusa     Jashin-chan... Should I go with you? [04:55] Jashin     No, it's okay. [04:56] Jashin     I have to clean up my own messes. [04:59] Jashin     And I'll win back her trust! [05:01] Medusa     Jashin-chan! [05:04] Jashin     Well, see ya later! SIGN    I just can't find Jashin-chan anywhere. SIGN    What is this? SIGN    I heard Japan ranked 13th in the world for clean air... SIGN    Life     Theater [05:39] Yurine     Jashin-chan's late. You don't think she... [05:42] Medusa     Let's have faith in Jashin-chan. [05:45] Medusa     She's a good girl! SIGN    Drug Abuse SIGN    Have the guts      to say NO! [05:47] Poporon     Don't go hitting up losing     machines or white powder! [05:52] Jashin     Jashin-chan Dropkick! [05:54] Jashin     In the back! [05:57] Pekola     Malfoy... [05:59] Jashin     The bread crusts are mine! [06:01] Jashin     So long! [06:02] Pekola     You have plenty of your own food!     Why must you always take mine?! [06:07] Pekola     That was supposed to last three days... [06:10] Poporon     Gosh, Pekola-sama, you really are pathetic. [06:14] Pekola     Poporon! [06:15] Poporon     I was thinking of splitting that devil's     head open when she let her guard down, [06:20] Poporon     but you let her leave. [06:21] Poporon     Come to think of it... [06:24] Poporon     That devil came here to     bring you curry not long ago, too. [06:28] Poporon     Don't tell me... [06:30] Poporon     You're an angel,     yet you're friends with a devil? [06:33] Pekola     Gulp. [06:40] Poporon     Surely not... [06:42] Poporon     Right? [06:47] Pekola     N-No. [06:50] Pekola     I'm not friends with her at all. [06:54] Pekola     What happened to your halo? [06:57] Poporon     That devil who was just here ate it. [06:59] Pekola     Ate it?! [07:00] Jashin     Tee-hee! [07:01] Pekola     Wait, halos are edible? [07:04] Pekola     Was it good? How was the flavor? [07:06] Pekola     What tastes good with them?     What was the texture like? [07:09] Poporon     How would I know? I'm not the one who ate it. [07:12] Pekola     I never would have guessed halos were edible. [07:15] Pekola     I bet they're as fluffy as meringue, [07:17] Pekola     with a velvety texture like soft roe. [07:20] Pekola     And I bet the gentle sweetness of vanilla     fills your mouth when you take a bite... [07:26] Pekola     Wait, does that mean you can't     go back to Heaven, either? [07:30] Poporon     I guess. I didn't tell anyone     I was coming to the human realm. [07:34] Poporon     I'll just have to wait     until my halo regenerates. [07:37] Pekola     I see... [07:40] Pekola     Wait, "regenerates"?! [07:43] Poporon     You didn't know that? [07:45] Poporon     Halos regenerate over time. [07:49] Poporon     Were you really a high-ranking angel? [07:53] Poporon     Though there's no telling     if it'll regenerate tomorrow, [07:56] Poporon     the day after, or a hundred years from now. [07:59] Pekola     I see. [08:02] Pekola     So either way, unless someone comes for us, [08:05] Pekola     we'll just have to continue     living in the human realm. [08:09] Poporon     I guess so. [08:25] Pekola     Okay! [08:27] Pekola     In that case, let's call a truce for now and     work together to live in the human realm! [08:32] Poporon     Huh? What are you talking about? [08:35] Poporon     Working together is just a pain in the neck. [08:38] Poporon     I know you'd just hold me back     since you're so naïve. [08:43] Poporon     So I'm just going to do things my way. [08:49] Poporon     Well, goodbye. [09:02] DevilA     Did you think it was a halo? [09:05] DevilA     It's Baumkuchen. [09:09] Pekola     Will Poporon really be all right on her own? [09:14] Pekola     Japan is ranked 40th of the     easiest countries to live in, [09:17] Pekola     ranked 40th of countries     foreigners want to live in, [09:20] Pekola     ranked 51st in happiness, [09:22] Pekola     ranked third of countries     devils want to live in, [09:25] Pekola     and ranked 78th of countries     angels want to live in. [09:35] Pekola     Almost... there... [09:42] Pekola     Wait... SIGN    LIFE [09:43] Pekola     A fake coin?! [09:45] Pekola     Oh, my Lord! [09:47] Barker     It's an easy job. You offer your lap as a pillow     and clean people's ears for 2,000 yen per hour. [09:53] WomanA     Well, as long as it's just     cleaning ears, I guess. [09:56] WomanB     I'll do it! [09:58] ManA     Just stay in the same building for a month     or so and take a drug at certain times, [10:02] ManA     for 500,000 yen a month! [10:04] Hashira     With that much money, [10:05] Hashira     I could buy 71 copies of the 4k Ultra HD Blu-ray      with handshake event tickets included! [10:10] Man in Black     It's easy work. Just talk rich-looking     nerds into buying paintings. [10:15] Man in Black     You get a cut of the profits, too.     With your looks, you'll make a killing. [10:20] Lady     Hmm, I don't know... SIGN    An Angel's Work SIGN    An Angel's Work SIGN    New SIGN    An Angel's Work SIGN    An Angel's Work SIGN    New SIGN    An Angel's Work SIGN    An Angel's Work SIGN    New [10:31] Scout     You're adorable! Just like an angel! [10:34] Scout     I've got a great job with great pay [10:37] Scout     that only adorable girls like     you can handle. How 'bout it? [10:40] Poporon     Aw... [10:44] Pekola     Honestly... [10:46] Pekola     Poporon has no idea how hard it is     to get by in the human realm. [10:53] Poporon     She may be impertinent... [10:57] Pekola     but I can't abandon a fellow angel. [11:00] Pekola     I have to convince her to work      hand-in-hand with me. [11:03] Pekola     Besides, there aren't many respectable     employers that hire people without identi— [11:08] Poporon     Thank you! [11:10] Saburo     Thanks. [11:12] Poporon     Here's your ramen with     a half order of fried rice! [11:14] Guy     You're a real cutie. SIGN    Ramen [11:16] Poporon     Aw, really? [11:18] Pekola     She found one. [11:27] Minos     Mapo tofu is meant to be drunk! [11:31] Jashin     Here. [11:32] Minos     Thanks! [11:33] Yurine     Peanuts? [11:34] Jashin     An ogre is coming. SIGN    (Ogre) [11:36] Yurine     An ogre? [11:37] Jashin     I called in an ogre from Hell     for the Setsubun ritual. [11:41] Yurine     Oh, they have Setsubun in Hell, too? [11:44] Minos     We sure do. [11:45] Minos     And after we throw the beans,     we eat one for each year of our lives, [11:49] Minos     which gets pretty insane. [11:51] (Flashback) Jashin     Water... Water, please... [11:52] (Flashback) Medusa     I can't eat any more... [11:53] (Flashback) Minos     I... I can keep going... [11:57] Yurine     Wow, so you observe     the same custom as Japan. [12:00] Jashin     That ogre sure is late, though. [12:04] Jashin     Yurine, when the ogre comes, throw     peanuts at it so it can't come in the house. [12:09] Jashin     Then we'll have good luck all year,      and I'll be able to win at pachinko— [12:15] Jashin     It's here! [12:16] Ogre     I'm sorry! I sincerely apologize     for getting here slightly late! [12:21] Jashin     Don't show up late, you worthless ogre! [12:24] Jashin     Ogres out! Good luck in!     Ogres out! Good luck in! [12:28] Yurine     Stop that! [12:30] Yurine     Look how cute it is!     Don't you feel bad at all? [12:33] Ogre     Oh, no. This is my job. [12:36] Jashin     You fool! [12:38] Jashin     How could you let it into the house?! [12:40] Jashin     Now good luck won't come here! [12:43] Jashin     I'll be flat broke for another year. [12:45] Yurine     With you here, good luck was      never going to come, anyway. [12:48] Jashin     I got in trouble because of you! [12:51] Ogre     Owie! [12:52] Yurine     What did I tell you? [12:55] Yurine     Jashin-chan... [12:57] Yurine     If you pick on this little one, I'll carve     you up bit by bit with a kebab knife. [13:02] (Flashback) Jashin     Please stop! Hayama! [13:07] Jashin     I'm sorry. I won't do it again. [13:10] Yurine     Good. [13:11] Yurine     Let's get back to celebrating Setsubun, then. [13:13] Minos     Yeah, let's! [13:15] Minos     With this little runt of an ogre, though? [13:19] Yurine     Hold it for a sec. [13:22] Minos     What's that? [13:23] Yurine     A special bean-thrower. [13:25] Jashin     Wha— [13:27] Yurine     Ogres out! [13:36] Yurine     That was great. [13:38] Yurine     Ah, I feel much better now.     Good luck must really be headed my way. SIGN    ° Minos accepted the responsibility      of eating all the beans. [13:44] DevilA     Minos accepted the responsibility     of eating all the beans. [13:48] Minos     Huh?! U-Uh, yeah! I'll eat them! [13:50] Minos     All of... Wait, all of them?! [13:52] Jashin     Who's she calling an ogre? [13:55] Jashin     That's an insult to a high-ranking devil! [13:58] Jashin     Ugh! Yurine ruined my Setsubun ritual! [14:02] Jashin     I'm so irritated! [14:04] Jashin     I'm gonna go pick on someone even weaker! [14:12] DevilA     Convenience stores have been     pushing ehomaki as a new event food, [14:17] DevilA     but it hasn't really caught on. [14:19] DevilA     There are even roll cakes that look     like ehomaki but are actually dessert, [14:23] DevilA     but they haven't caught on either. [14:26] DevilA     What's gonna become of ehomaki? [14:36] Pekola     So cold. [14:40] Pekola     Doing hard physical labor every day     eventually starts to weigh on you, [14:45] Pekola     both physically and mentally. [14:47] Pekola     And it barely pays anything at all. [14:49] Pekola     What's wrong with this country? [14:52] Pekola     This is why Japan is ranked second of     countries where people sleep the least, [14:57] Pekola     ranked last of countries where     people use up their paid leave, [15:00] Pekola     114th in the worldwide     gender equality ranking, [15:03] Pekola     ranked second of countries     devils want to live in, [15:06] Pekola     and ranked 145th of countries      angels want to live in. [15:09] Pekola     Ow! [15:10] Jashin     Ogres out. [15:11] Pekola     Ow! [15:13] Jashin     Angels, die. [15:14] Pekola     Hey! Stop that! [15:17] Pekola     This is not who I want to deal     with when I'm exhausted... [15:21] Pekola     Wasting food is never a good thing. [15:25] Pekola     This isn't like you. SIGN    You can waste human lives     all you want, but don't you     dare waste food!           by Jashin-chan [15:28] Jashin     So there! By Jashin-chan. [15:31] Pekola     It was on the ground, but it's still good! [15:33] Pekola     I don't follow the three-second rule.     I have my own thirty-second rule! [15:37] Jashin     It's fine. [15:39] Jashin     If it's dirty, just take it     out of the shell and eat it. [15:44] Pekola     That's good! [15:45] Pekola     There's one here, too!     Oh, and over here, too! [15:50] Jashin     You can have the bag. [15:51] Pekola     What?! [15:52] Jashin     And also this. [15:54] Jashin     Yurine said to bring it to you. [15:56] Pekola     It's so long! [15:57] Pekola     Is it some kind of norimaki? [16:00] Jashin     It's called ehomaki. [16:02] Jashin     They say if you eat it while facing in     a certain direction, you'll have good luck. [16:06] Jashin     This year's direction is that way. [16:08] Jashin     Don't eat it inside your cardboard house. [16:11] Jashin     It'll poke right through. [16:13] Pekola     I'll eat it outside. [16:14] Jashin     Okay, I'm going home. [16:16] Jashin     I have to make an ehomaki for Yurine, too. [16:19] Pekola     Um... [16:21] Pekola     Thank you. [16:27] Jashin     Ehomaki is so yummy! [16:30] Pekola     Eho... [16:31] Pekola     This way, huh? [16:33] Pekola     Okay! N-Now, good luck really will come to... [16:40] Pekola     Thirty-second rule! [16:44] Pekola     It's delicious! Maybe good luck      really will come my way! [16:49] Boy     That lady ate an ehomaki     that fell on the ground! [16:53] Boy     She ate it off the ground,     and now she's choking! [16:56] Mom     Don't ever try that. [16:57] Boy     C'mon, even I know not to do that! [17:05] Pekola     Huh? I felt as if I was returning     to Heaven for a moment there... [17:09] Pekola     Did I imagine it? [17:11] Pekola     Will good luck ever come to me? [17:21] Yurine     It's so cute! SIGN    Card Usage SIGN    Account: SIGN    Name: SIGN    Medusa-sama SIGN    Amount Billed: SIGN    Item SIGN    Quantity SIGN    Price SIGN    Pineapple and Pen SIGN    Amazoness [17:23] Yurine     You used Medusa's card     number to blow 100,000 yen [17:27] Yurine     on social network game microtransactions? [17:31] Yurine     So it wasn't just pachinko. And you had the     nerve to ask her to lend you money yesterday? [17:36] Jashin     Upsy-daisy... [17:40] Yurine     Hiding won't help you. [17:43] Jashin     Medusa! Yurine caught me because     you brought that statement over! [17:48] Medusa     B-But I was worried that you'd     became a social network game addict! [17:52] Jashin     That's none of your business!     Quit playing the victim, you dumbass! [17:56] Yurine     Medusa's the victim here. [17:58] Jashin     I give! I give! I give! [18:00] Yurine     And Medusa, why'd you     give her your card number? [18:04] Medusa     I thought as long as     I didn't give her my PIN... [18:06] Yurine     Don't give out the number, either! [18:08] Jashin     Hey, c'mon. Don't pick on Medusa. [18:11] Jashin     Zoom! [18:13] Yurine     You should've known she'd     abuse it if you gave it to her. [18:16] Yurine     Get a new card as soon as     you get back to Hell. [18:20] Medusa     Okay. [18:21] Yurine     Honestly... [18:22] Yurine     All you ever do is make trouble for Medusa. [18:25] Jashin     I'll pay it back all at once eventually. [18:28] Yurine     How are you going to do that?     You don't have a job. [18:30] Jashin     Huh? [18:34] Jashin     I could sell clothes I don't wear... [18:37] Jashin     A sale already! [18:39] Jashin     Borrow money from Medusa     to bet at the races... [18:42] (Flashback) Jashin     Go! Go! Get in there! [18:43] (Flashback) Jashin     Get in there or I'll put     a blade in you, damn it! [18:48] Yurine     Why does it never even occur     to you to earn money by working? [18:55] Yurine     Also, you don't even have any clothes. [18:59] Yurine     I swear, you... [19:01] Jashin     A notification from one of my games! [19:03] Jashin     I wonder if my stamina's fully refilled— [19:10] Yurine     Don't mess with your phone when     we're having a serious discussion. [19:14] Jashin     M-My finger! My finger! [19:17] Yurine     She's showing no signs of remorse at all. [19:20] Medusa     A-Are you okay? [19:22] Jashin     My hand... My hand hurts... [19:25] Yurine     It'll grow back soon. You'll be fine. [19:28] Jashin     I'm done for. [19:30] Medusa     Hang in there, Jashin-chan! [19:32] Jashin     I have a final wish. [19:34] Medusa     What is it? [19:35] Jashin     You have two cards, right? [19:38] Medusa     Uh-huh. [19:39] Jashin     Put the number for the      other one in my phone. [19:46] Yurine     You never learn. [19:50] Jashin     Not the chainsaw! Ultra Memento Mori! [19:53] Yurine     That's... [19:54] Yurine     ...enough. [19:59] Yurine     Okay, we're done here. [20:01] Medusa     I wonder where that leads to... [20:11] Jashin     Huh? This is... SIGN    July 9th SIGN    July 9th [20:16] Jashin     Before the sale at the     grocery store yesterday? [20:20] Jashin     The 10,000 yen I spent     yesterday is still here. SIGN    Life Theater [20:24] Jashin     Did I travel in time and come back here? [20:27] Jashin     There's a hole in space-time under     Yurine's floor that leads to the past?! [20:31] Jashin     Yay! Thank you, god of time! SIGN    Life     Theater [20:37] Jashin     No, I can't. [20:38] Jashin     If I go in there, the same thing     will happen all over again. [20:46] Jashin     Play... Play... [20:50] Jashin     No... Why did I come back here? [20:53] Jashin     I might actually be able to win. [20:56] Jashin     No, I can win! [20:58] Jashin     I will upend everything! [21:01] Jashin     I will change history! [21:04] Jashin     Just you wait, Yurine! SIGN    Life     Theater [21:05] Jashin     Dinner tonight will be super fancy sukiyaki      made with the finest marbled beef! [21:12] DevilA     Jashin-chan did change history. [21:15] DevilA     She wandered into a never-ending time loop. [21:18] DevilA     How many times will Jashin-chan have     repeated this by the next time we see her? [21:24] DevilA     If she manages to realize that she's made      the same mistake, we'll meet again... [21:31] DevilA     Though there's no telling when that may be. [23:12] Medusa     What's wrong, Jashin-chan? [23:14] Jashin     We couldn't...     We couldn't fill our time slot! [23:19] Medusa     It's okay, Jashin-chan. [23:22] Medusa     Everyone wants to see     their adorable Jashin-chan. [23:26] Medusa     So smile. [23:28] Medusa     Let everyone see your smile. [23:31] Medusa     Okay? [23:32] Jashin     Medusa... [23:34] Jashin     Okay. [23:38] Yurine     That's your smile? [23:40] Jashin     An iron container is     delivered from a distant land. [23:43] Jashin     It is Elizabeth Bathory's iron maiden. [23:46] Jashin     It now gently embraces a devil. [23:50] Jashin     Dropkick on My Devil returns next time     with a Dragon Screw to your heart!