E8 - Riding a Dolphin Into Chaos Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:09] Jashin     Where am I?! SIGN    Natural Monument SIGN    Sea     Fig     Tree SIGN    Cluster [01:42] Jashin     Natural Monument... Sea Fig Tree Cluster? [01:52] Kajiwara     The trees are probably about 300 years old. [01:55] Kajiwara     About twenty wild Japanese     sea fig trees grow here, [02:00] Kajiwara     Jashin-chan-kun. [02:03] Jashin     What a fine old tree. [02:04] Kajiwara     Hey! Stop that, Jashin-chan-kun! [02:07] Kajiwara     You're so rambunctious. [02:10] Kajiwara     Look into the tree cavity like this. [02:13] Jashin     Cavity? [02:16] Jashin     Wait, is this... [02:21] Jashin     A heart! [02:23] Kajiwara     Yes, in other words... [02:26] Kajiwara     Love. [02:31] Kajiwara     No matter what painful things     you go through, this land loves you. [02:36] Jashin     Love... [02:38] Jashin     Even for someone like me,     who's always on the run... [02:41] Kajiwara     "Live facing south." [02:43] Kajiwara     It's this town's catchphrase. [02:46] Kajiwara     Never look back. Face the sun like a     sunflower, and live a strong, sunny life. [02:53] Jashin     Like a sunflower... [02:55] Jashin     By the way, what town is this? [02:58] Jashin     Where are we? [02:59] Kajiwara     It's Minamishimabara      in Nagasaki Prefecture. [03:03] Kajiwara     Nagasaki?! [03:04] DevilA     Yes, this is Minamishimabara, on the southern      tip of the Shimabara Peninsula in Nagasaki. SIGN    Minamishimabara, Nagasaki [03:10] DevilA     It's a picturesque area with a rich history     and a population of about 450,000. [03:16] Jashin     I can't believe I drifted this far      from Musashikoma on a single kick. [03:21] Jashin     Still, changing the way I live now     won't change the fact that I'm in debt. [03:31] Lierre     No one's watching, right? [03:33] Lierre     Okay! [03:53] Jashin     What are you doing? [03:55] Lierre     Good. No safety issues. [03:58] Lierre     Safety checks are very important. [04:01] Lierre     Oh, you were here? [04:03] Jashin     Was that fun? [04:05] Lierre     Wh-What are you talking about?     I was just inspecting the facilities. SIGN    Smirk SIGN    Smirk SIGN    Smirk [04:11] Lierre     What are you doing in     Minamishimabara, anyway? [04:14] Jashin     What about you? Did you come to see me again? [04:18] Lierre     No, I'm here to see some old friends. [04:21] Jashin     Aw, you think that highly of me? SIGN    Orochimaru SIGN    Orochimaru SIGN    Orochimaru SIGN    Orochimaru SIGN    Orochimaru [04:30] Lierre     Why did you come with me? [04:32] Jashin     If we're here together anyway,     it's easier to travel together. [04:35] Captain     Jashin-chan-san, Lierre-san,     they're in sight now. [04:44] Lierre     Wow, wild dolphins! And so many of them! [04:49] Lierre     S-So cute! SIGN    Kuchinotsu Sightseeing Boat Tours SIGN    Dolphin SIGN    Watching [04:57] Lierre     That's so cool! [04:59] Jashin     Maybe I'm due for an image change... [05:02] Dolphin     You want to change? [05:04] Dolphin     You want to live a south-facing life? [05:07] Jashin     H-Huh? [05:09] Dolphin     Try landing one yourself! [05:12] Lierre     What's wrong? [05:16] Jashin     Devil Fusion! [05:20] Lierre     Wh-What's going on?! [05:23] Jashin     Dolphinkick on My Devil! [05:28] Tourist     Hey, I saw a dolphin jump over there! [05:31] Tourist     Aren't dolphins cute? [05:34] Lierre     Uh-huh. [05:35] Jashin     I'm cute, too. And cool. [05:38] Lierre     Not as much as dolphins, obviously. [05:41] Jashin     So were these dolphins the     old friends you came to see? [05:45] Lierre     Of course not. [05:47] Jashin     You just wanted to go dolphin-watching? [05:49] Lierre     No! This was just on the way! [05:53] Lierre     My friends can't be reached on foot. [05:57] Lierre     Would you give me a ride? [06:07] Lierre     Thank you. [06:10] Jashin     I could've given you a     ride if you'd just asked. [06:15] Lierre     Look, I can see them. [06:19] Jashin     Where are they? All I see are mountains. [06:23] Lierre     You're not human. Try opening     those supernatural eyes of yours. [06:34] Jashin     Eek! A giant! [06:37] Lierre     That's Misogoro. [06:38] Lierre     He loves miso, so in return for some, [06:41] Lierre     he clears paths through the     mountains and helps on farms. SIGN    Yushima [06:45] Lierre     It's said Goro was the one who made Yushima     Island, which has more cats than people. [06:53] Misogoro     Well, if it isn't Lierre-sama! [06:56] Misogoro     It's been centuries! [06:58] Lierre     Hi, Goro. How've you been? [07:00] Misogoro     Great. Glad to see you looking well, too. [07:05] Misogoro     Unusual to see you with a devil, though. [07:09] Misogoro     Pleased to meet you. [07:10] Jashin     Well, how kind of you... [07:13] Misogoro     My name is Misogoro. [07:17] Jashin     H-He's huge! [07:19] Jashin     Lierre has a giant like this on her side? [07:25] Jashin     Misogoro, I have nothing against you! [07:27] Jashin     But if you intend to stand in     the way of my south-facing life, [07:31] Jashin     you must die! SIGN    Not SIGN    Following [07:34] Jashin     Take this! [07:36] Jashin     Jashin-chan Dolphinkick! [07:40] Jashin     Ouch! [07:41] Misogoro     What was that? Did something just hit me? [07:45] Lierre     Don't worry about it. [07:50] Jashin     Francisco! [07:54] Jashin     Ow... [07:56] Jashin     What's this place? [08:03] Shiro     Who are you? [08:08] Shiro     This is a World Heritage Site,     a place recognized on a global level: [08:11] Shiro     the Hara Castle Ruins. SIGN    Hara Castle Ruins SIGN    Hara Castle Ruins [08:15] Jashin     Who are you three? [08:17] Shiro     I am Shiro. Amakusa Shiro. [08:20] Jashin     Shiro? Are you one of Lierre's friends, too? [08:25] Shiro     You know Lierre-sama? [08:32] Kid     Take that! [08:33] Miku     Oh, no! You got me! SIGN    ———————————— SIGN    Ayugaeri Falls [08:37] Kyon     Doesn't this feel great, Onee-chan? [08:40] Ran     The best. It's so nice and cool. [08:42] Yurine     Hey, you're all here. [08:44] Medusa     Hi. [08:45] Kyon     Aiya! Yurine-nee! [08:47] Ran     Medusa-chan! SIGN    Scoop*!* SIGN    Shimabara     Tenobe Somen [08:52] Kyon     Today, we're reporting on     a somen chute in Shimabara. [08:55] Kyon     Take a look! This is the somen that     comprises 30% of the market share in Japan: [09:00] Kyon     Shimabara Tenobe Somen! [09:02] Kyon     There are many theories about how     it got started, but most say islanders SIGN    Okayama SIGN    Hyogo SIGN    Kagawa [09:06] Kyon     from Shodo Island brought it with them to     Shimabara after the Shimabara Rebellion. SIGN    Okayama SIGN    Hyogo SIGN    Kagawa SIGN    Okayama SIGN    Kagawa [09:11] Kyon     The Shimabara Rebellion is also known     as the Shimabara-Amakusa Rebellion. [09:14] Yurine     They're really firm and tasty. [09:15] KyonRan     That concludes our on-the-scene report! [09:16] Medusa     I've never had somen like this before. [09:19] Yurine     This place is nice. Nature's all around us. [09:21] Ran     We were traveling around Japan     looking for delicious noodles. [09:25] Kyon     What are you two doing in Shimabara? [09:28] Medusa     We're looking for Jashin-chan. [09:31] Yurine     We followed the GPS tracker     I embedded in her a while ago. [09:36] Kyon     Oh... [09:37] Ran     Hey, want some more somen? [09:39] Yurine     Yeah. [09:40] Kyon     Hello! Seconds for six, please! [09:43] Ran     Bài tuō le! [09:45] Jashin     She looks just like Pekola. [09:48] Shiro     Who is this Pekola? [09:49] Jashin     And they're Poporon and Pino. [09:51] BigSis     What are you talking about? [09:54] BigSis     I'm Shiro-sama's older sister. [09:56] LilSis     And I'm Shiro-sama's younger sister. [09:58] Jashin     Are you sure you're not Pekola? [10:00] Shiro     Stop that! I'm just Shiro! [10:06] Jashin     It looks nothing like you. [10:07] Shiro     Isn't that true of most statues? [10:09] Jashin     Prove it, then. [10:12] Jashin     If you truly are Amakusa Shiro, [10:15] Jashin     can you walk across the sea? [10:17] Jashin     Show me one of your miracles. [10:20] Shiro     My powers cannot be used willy-nilly. [10:24] Jashin     You liar. [10:25] Shiro     How rude. I'll see that you     suffer divine punishment for that. [10:28] Jashin     The only suffering you can cause is diarrhea. [10:31] Jashin     Messiah! [10:33] Jashin     I-I'm sorry I doubted you. [10:35] Shiro     As long as you understand. [10:38] Shiro     Dangojima Island looks so green again today. [10:40] BigSis     Indeed. [10:41] LilSis     Apparently, it's known as      "Yushima Island" now. [10:44] BigSis     Takes you back to days long past, doesn't it? [10:47] Jashin     So are you, like, spirits     bound to this place or what? [10:50] Jashin     Is your grudge over the extermination of     your family keeping you from passing on? [10:56] Shiro     It's nothing like that. [10:58] Shiro     It's true that we led a rebellion because     we were fed up with overtaxation [11:03] Shiro     and religious oppression. [11:05] Shiro     Following the battle between Shimabara     and the Karatsu Domain, we were subjugated [11:09] Shiro     and lost our lives here. [11:12] Shiro     I'm sure human hearts would hold a grudge.     But when we died, we became martyrs. [11:20] Shiro     I'd say we were actually blessed. [11:22] Shiro     We transformed into barley. [11:25] Shiro     A single barley seed bound so many     fruits together through our deaths. [11:30] Shiro     We watched from Paradise as the     people learned to accept one another. [11:36] Shiro     Why would we bear a grudge against them? [11:39] Shiro     We came to Earth today to     fulfill plans to meet someone. [11:43] Jashin     Meet someone? [11:44] Shiro     Yes, Lierre-sama said     she was coming to visit. [11:47] Shiro     Come to think of it,     you mentioned Lierre-sama earlier. [11:50] Jashin     Oh, yeah, she was with me     until right before I got here. [11:53] Jashin     Lierre-san is... [11:54] Mei     Orochimaru! [11:56] Mei     I missed you! I missed you!      I missed you! I missed you so much! [12:02] Jashin     Mei?! [12:02] Mei     I can't believe I ran into you on my vacation! [12:04] Mei     I guess you really feel     the way I feel, Orochimaru! [12:08] Jashin     I do not! [12:09] Mei     Aw, you don't have to be shy! [12:12] Jashin     Someone save me! Please! [12:14] Shiro     U-Um... [12:15] BigSis     What shall we do? [12:16] LilSis     I'm not quite sure what's going on. [12:19] Jashin     Damn it! I don't care who helps me,      as long as someone does! [12:22] III     I heard her! [12:23] IV     This way! [12:24] III     There she is! It's Jashin-chan! [12:25] IV     We'll get her this time! [12:27] Jashin     Ack! Not you guys, though!     I take back what I said! [12:31] Shiro     This has grown more complicated... [12:33] Jashin     Mei! Those guys want to     take me away! Help me! [12:37] Mei     Orochimaru... [12:39] Mei     What? You need my help? [12:43] Jashin     That's right! [12:44] Jashin     I'm begging you, Mei! Help me! [12:49] Mei     Did you guys hear that?!     Orochimaru asked for my help! [12:55] Mei     The supercop of the     Banzaibashi Police Department, [12:58] Mei     Tachibana Mei, will protect Orochimaru! [13:00] IV     Whoa, watch it! [13:02] Mei     Don't move! I can't hit you! [13:04] III     H-Hang on! [13:07] IV     Withdraw for now! Call for backup! [13:09] III     Right! [13:11] Jashin     You saved me. [13:12] Shiro     Modern firearms can fire so     many shots in quick succession. [13:15] BigSis     I don't think that's right. [13:17] LilSis     You should return the money you borrowed. [13:20] Jashin     They'll be back for sure. [13:22] BigSis     Of course they will. You owe them money. [13:25] Jashin     Mei! You're the only one who can protect me! [13:29] Jashin     Please! Protect me...     Protect your Orochimaru! [13:33] Mei     Oh, say that again! [13:35] Jashin     Please! [13:38] Mei     Okay! I'll protect you     with everything I have! [13:42] Jashin     Thank you, Mei! [13:46] Shiro     What exactly are Shiro and     her sisters watching right now? [13:49] Mei     Shiro? [13:51] Mei     Shiro?! [13:52] Mei     Of course! The castle! [13:54] Mei     Not Hara Castle, but... SIGN    Castle SIGN    Castle SIGN    Hara SIGN    Hara SIGN    Natsuko (Miss) SIGN    Natsuko (Miss) [13:56] Mei     Miss Hara Natsuko! SIGN    Castle SIGN    Castle SIGN    Natsuko (Miss) SIGN    Natsuko (Miss) SIGN    Under SIGN    Under SIGN    Construction SIGN    Construction [13:59] Mei     Check this out! I'll get all      the cultists of the world SIGN    Southward [14:02] Mei     to gather at Hara Natsuko     Castle and keep them there! [14:05] LilSis     Just repay your debt. [14:07] MobA     I'm a cultist, but why am I here? [14:08] MobB     I'm a cultist, but... [14:08] MobC     I'm a cultist, but still... [14:10] MobD     I just want to support Per-chan. [14:11] MobG     My favorite's Yamada Marina-chan.     She's from Fukuoka. [14:12] MobE     Her actress is my favorite! [14:13] MobF     I'm a fan of Yusa Koji-sama. [14:15] DevilA     I heard that. [14:17] Chiba     Doesn't that girl look like Noel-chan? [14:19] Ozaki     She's a dead ringer for her! [14:21] Hashira     I'm so glad we came to Minamishimabara! [14:25] Mei     Yep! It looks great on you! [14:27] Jashin     You think so? [14:28] Mei     You're a savior now! [14:30] Jashin     A savior? [14:32] Shiro     Why did we get dragged into this? [14:35] LilSis     It's a terrible hassle. [14:37] Jashin     A savior... [14:38] Jashin     That's right! I'm the savior     who can save the heretics! [14:42] Jashin     Jashin-chan the Savior! [14:44] Mei     You go, Orochimaru! [14:45] LilSis     More like a devil king, I'd say... [14:47] Medusa     Jashin-chan! [14:52] Medusa     Stop running away from Hell Financing! [14:54] Medusa     You should do honest work to     repay your debt! Okay? [14:57] Misogoro     Gosh, what a nice castle. [15:01] Lierre     What's even going on here? [15:03] Mei     That's... [15:04] Mei     Monochrome! [15:05] Ran     Kyon-Kyon! [15:09] Kyon     Don't worry! I'll protect you, Onee-chan! [15:12] Jashin     Hear me, humans! [15:14] Jashin     I am Jashin-chan the Savior. [15:16] Jashin     I have descended to join my     cultists in rebuilding this world! [15:19] Jashin     I will be the god of a new world! [15:22] Medusa     You're a devil, though... [15:23] Yurine     Stop making trouble for     everyone and surrender already. [15:26] Jashin     Listen to me! [15:28] Jashin     This is a rebellion.      We're going to do everything over. [15:31] Jashin     Here at Hara Natsuko Castle,     I have risen to action! [15:34] Mei     And Monochrome is our emblem! [15:37] Ran     Huh?! What?! [15:38] Jashin     That's right! This is the     Minamishimabara Rebellion Ran-Ran! [15:43] Kyon     Onee-chan?! [15:46] Kyon     When did those humans do this?! [15:48] Jashin     See that? That's the power of my cultists! [15:51] Yurine     That's just kidnapping. SIGN    The Ran-Ran Rescue Squad SIGN    - SIGN    - SIGN    - SIGN    Kidnapping is a Crime [15:56] Yurine     I swear... You're not going to     understand until you get punished. [16:00] Lierre     I don't like fighting, but I'll back you up. [16:03] Kyon     Grr! Give Onee-chan back! [16:06] Medusa     G-Go easy on them, okay? [16:08] Medusa     Okay? Okay? [16:09] Yurine     I hope you're ready, Jashin-chan! [16:12] Jashin     Uh, where'd you just pull     that katana from, exactly? [16:15] Lierre     Let's go! [16:16] All     Yeah! [16:20] MobI     H-Here they come! [16:30] Jashin     Kyon-Kyon's gone berserk... [16:45] Jashin     Cultists shouldn't be letting     a god save them, damn it! [16:48] Jashin     I'll destroy all of them. [16:50] Jashin     Open the gunports! [16:54] Jashin     Fire! [17:01] Ozaki     Should we really be doing this? [17:03] Hashira     Yeah, what if someone gets hurt? [17:05] Chiba     No. [17:06] Chiba     There's no going back now. [17:08] Chiba     We have to do this for her sake... [17:11] Chiba     Yes! For the girl who     looks just like Noel-chan! SIGN    Doesn't Matter Who It Is Anymore [17:15] LilSis     They've damaged the castle walls. [17:15] BigSis     Who is Noel-san? [17:25] Three     Eek! [17:26] Yurine     I just cut something disgusting. [17:31] Jashin     The cannons... [17:33] Jashin     Yurine?! [17:35] Jashin     Tch, in that case... [17:38] Jashin     Shiro, you're going to be my barley. [17:42] Jashin     Move a muscle, and we're both     Paradise-bound! That what you want? [17:46] Yurine     So she knows she's losing. [17:49] Lierre     Paradise will never welcome a devil. [17:52] Lierre     This has turned into     quite the reunion, Shiro. [17:55] Shiro     Lierre-sama! [17:59] Jashin     M-My sword! [18:04] Ran     Kyon— [18:09] Jashin     Stopped it with her teeth. [18:10] Mei     Stopped it with her teeth. [18:17] Mei     Monochrome! [18:23] Ran     Kyon-Kyon, no! [18:24] Kyon     Huh? Onee-chan, when did you... [18:27] Jashin     She was just on a rampage,      oblivious to everything? [18:29] Yurine     Jashin-chan, just give it up. [18:34] Lierre     Accept your fate. [18:36] Jashin     Y-Yes, my situation does seem dire. [18:39] Jashin     But... [18:40] Jashin     But I still have one trick up my sleeve! [18:42] Jashin     Sorry, debt collectors! I'm making my escape! [18:45] Yurine     You just keep making the     same mistake over and over. [18:49] Jashin     Sacrifice yourself for me, Yurine! [18:51] Jashin     I'll escape to Hell, and the     slate will be wiped clean! [18:54] Jashin     This is what it means to "live facing south."     Right, old dude who appeared at the beginning? [18:59] Kajiwara     No, it's not. [19:00] Jashin     I'll kill Yurine, and my     mission will be complete! [19:15] Medusa     J-J-J-J-Jashin-chan! [19:18] Yurine     So, on that note... [19:20] Yurine     Everyone, to prove you're not cultists, step on      this image of the cult leader before you go. [19:26] Jashin     Watch where you're stepping, damn it! [19:28] MobJ     Ooh! Jashin-chan yelled at me! [19:31] MobK     I never would've thought we'd get     to step on the real Jashin-chan! [19:34] Jashin     I'm not an image!     I'm the real deal! Don't step on me! [19:37] MobL     Squee! [19:38] Lierre     Is this really proving anything? [19:38] MonM     I didn't get to step on her at the     bookstore in Jinbocho, so this is great! [19:39] Yurine     Ah, I'd say it's fine. [19:41] Medusa     Jashin-chan... [19:42] Mei     Orochimaru, look what's happened to you... [19:45] Misogoro     Hm? She's been stepped on so much,     she looks like some kind of dough. [19:49] Medusa     Huh? Dough? [19:51] MobN     That looks like it feels good! [19:51] Misogoro     We should have an artisan take a look at her. [19:55] Medusa     What do you think? [19:56] Nouchi     This is some nice dough. Let's use it. [19:59] Jashin     Huh? [20:00] Nouchi     We start by rolling it flat. [20:03] Nouchi     Once stretched thin, we hang them up,      and once they've matured... [20:07] Nouchi     We pull them apart, hang them up      in banners to dry, and then... [20:12] Nouchi     The Jashin-chan somen is complete. [20:14] Jashin     Wait, how'd this even happen?! [20:16] Nouchi     When boiling them, keep an eye on the time. [20:18] Nouchi     Avoid adding more water, but adjust the     heat slightly to make them taste better. [20:23] All     They look tasty! [20:24] Jashin     Nothing about this looks tasty! [20:26] Medusa     Jashin-chan... [20:26] Mei     Orochimaru will become part of     my body and live with me forever! [20:27] Shiro     Delicious! [20:28] BigSis     It truly is. [20:29] LilSis     Yes. [20:30] KyonRan     Hao chi! [20:31] Jashin     Stop eating me! [20:33] Yurine     Minamishimabara sure is a nice place. [20:40] Jashin     That was traumatic. [20:42] Jashin     They could make a movie out     of my escape from Mei's stomach. [20:42] Medusa     Jashin-chan, why don't you     give up and just work? I'll help you. [20:48] Jashin     To work is to lose! I've made up my mind! [20:51] Jashin     I'll never look back. I'm going to     live facing south, like a sunflower. [20:56] Jashin     Minamishimabara taught me that. [20:59] Yurine     You couldn't have     distorted that lesson more. [21:01] I     Listen, Jashin-chan-kun... [21:05] II     Would you just let us catch you already? [21:13] III     She ran off! [21:15] III     But that way leads to the ocean! [21:16] IV     There's nowhere to run! [21:17] 1234     What?! [21:19] I     She's running across the water! [21:20] II     Like Amakusa Shiro! [21:22] Yurine     Hey! Why are you taking us with you? [21:24] Medusa     Jashin-chan? [21:25] Jashin     I won't run anymore! I won't look back!      I won't get caught, and I won't work, either! [21:29] Jashin     I'll get away from these guys for good! [21:33] Jashin     Live facing south! [21:35] Medusa     But you're heading west! [23:10] Medusa     Hi! It's Medusa! [23:12] Medusa     This lavender field is beautiful!     Purple as far as the eye can see! [23:17] Medusa     Next time on Dropkick     on My Devil!! X, episode 9: [23:21] Medusa     "Lavender-Colored Eyes     Misting Over in Furano." [23:24] Medusa     What? It's the same color     as my eyes, you say? [23:27] Medusa     Come and take a closer look. [23:30] Medusa     You all just turned to ash! [23:33] Medusa     You want to know why I'm so excited? [23:35] Medusa     You'll have to wait until     next week to find out!