# E8 - Riding a Dolphin Into Chaos

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**[00:09] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where am I?!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Natural Monument
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sea<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fig<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tree
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Cluster
<br>**[01:42] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Natural Monument... Sea Fig Tree Cluster?<br>**[01:52] Kajiwara**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The trees are probably about 300 years old.<br>**[01:55] Kajiwara**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;About twenty wild Japanese<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;sea fig trees grow here,<br>**[02:00] Kajiwara**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Jashin-chan-kun.<br>**[02:03] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What a fine old tree.<br>**[02:04] Kajiwara**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey! Stop that, Jashin-chan-kun!<br>**[02:07] Kajiwara**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're so rambunctious.<br>**[02:10] Kajiwara**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Look into the tree cavity like this.<br>**[02:13] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Cavity?<br>**[02:16] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait, is this...<br>**[02:21] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A heart!<br>**[02:23] Kajiwara**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, in other words...<br>**[02:26] Kajiwara**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Love.<br>**[02:31] Kajiwara**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No matter what painful things<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you go through, this land loves you.<br>**[02:36] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Love...<br>**[02:38] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even for someone like me,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who's always on the run...<br>**[02:41] Kajiwara**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Live facing south."<br>**[02:43] Kajiwara**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's this town's catchphrase.<br>**[02:46] Kajiwara**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Never look back. Face the sun like a<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;sunflower, and live a strong, sunny life.<br>**[02:53] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Like a sunflower...<br>**[02:55] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;By the way, what town *is* this?<br>**[02:58] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where are we?<br>**[02:59] Kajiwara**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's Minamishimabara<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; in Nagasaki Prefecture.<br>**[03:03] Kajiwara**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nagasaki?!<br>**[03:04] DevilA**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, this is Minamishimabara, on the southern<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; tip of the Shimabara Peninsula in Nagasaki.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Minamishimabara, Nagasaki
<br>**[03:10] DevilA**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's a picturesque area with a rich history<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and a population of about 450,000.<br>**[03:16] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't believe I drifted this far<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; from Musashikoma on a single kick.<br>**[03:21] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Still, changing the way I live now<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;won't change the fact that I'm in debt.<br>**[03:31] Lierre**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No one's watching, right?<br>**[03:33] Lierre**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay!<br>**[03:53] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you doing?<br>**[03:55] Lierre**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Good. No safety issues.<br>**[03:58] Lierre**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Safety checks are very important.<br>**[04:01] Lierre**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, you were here?<br>**[04:03] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Was that fun?<br>**[04:05] Lierre**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wh-What are you talking about?<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was just inspecting the facilities.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Smirk
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Smirk
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Smirk
<br>**[04:11] Lierre**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you doing in<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Minamishimabara, anyway?<br>**[04:14] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What about you? Did you come to see me again?<br>**[04:18] Lierre**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, I'm here to see some old friends.<br>**[04:21] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Aw, you think that highly of me?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Orochimaru
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Orochimaru
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Orochimaru
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Orochimaru
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Orochimaru
<br>**[04:30] Lierre**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why did you come with me?<br>**[04:32] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If we're here together anyway,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it's easier to travel together.<br>**[04:35] Captain**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Jashin-chan-san, Lierre-san,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;they're in sight now.<br>**[04:44] Lierre**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wow, wild dolphins! And so many of them!<br>**[04:49] Lierre**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;S-So cute!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kuchinotsu Sightseeing Boat Tours
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dolphin
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Watching
<br>**[04:57] Lierre**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's so cool!<br>**[04:59] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Maybe I'm due for an image change...<br>**[05:02] Dolphin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*You want to change?*<br>**[05:04] Dolphin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*You want to live a south-facing life?*<br>**[05:07] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;H-Huh?<br>**[05:09] Dolphin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Try landing one yourself!*<br>**[05:12] Lierre**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's wrong?<br>**[05:16] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Devil Fusion!<br>**[05:20] Lierre**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wh-What's going on?!<br>**[05:23] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dolphinkick on My Devil!<br>**[05:28] Tourist**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, I saw a dolphin jump over there!<br>**[05:31] Tourist**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Aren't dolphins cute?<br>**[05:34] Lierre**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uh-huh.<br>**[05:35] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm cute, too. And cool.<br>**[05:38] Lierre**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not as much as dolphins, obviously.<br>**[05:41] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So were these dolphins the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;old friends you came to see?<br>**[05:45] Lierre**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Of course not.<br>**[05:47] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You just wanted to go dolphin-watching?<br>**[05:49] Lierre**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No! This was just on the way!<br>**[05:53] Lierre**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My friends can't be reached on foot.<br>**[05:57] Lierre**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Would you give me a ride?<br>**[06:07] Lierre**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you.<br>**[06:10] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I could've given you a<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;ride if you'd just asked.<br>**[06:15] Lierre**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Look, I can see them.<br>**[06:19] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where are they? All I see are mountains.<br>**[06:23] Lierre**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're not human. Try opening<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;those supernatural eyes of yours.<br>**[06:34] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Eek! A giant!<br>**[06:37] Lierre**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's Misogoro.<br>**[06:38] Lierre**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He loves miso, so in return for some,<br>**[06:41] Lierre**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;he clears paths through the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;mountains and helps on farms.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yushima
<br>**[06:45] Lierre**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's said Goro was the one who made Yushima<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Island, which has more cats than people.<br>**[06:53] Misogoro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, if it isn't Lierre-sama!<br>**[06:56] Misogoro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's been centuries!<br>**[06:58] Lierre**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hi, Goro. How've you been?<br>**[07:00] Misogoro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Great. Glad to see you looking well, too.<br>**[07:05] Misogoro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Unusual to see you with a devil, though.<br>**[07:09] Misogoro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Pleased to meet you.<br>**[07:10] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, how kind of you...<br>**[07:13] Misogoro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My name is Misogoro.<br>**[07:17] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*H-He's huge!*<br>**[07:19] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Lierre has a giant like this on her side?*<br>**[07:25] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Misogoro, I have nothing against you!<br>**[07:27] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But if you intend to stand in<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the way of my south-facing life,<br>**[07:31] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you must die!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Following
<br>**[07:34] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Take this!<br>**[07:36] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Jashin-chan Dolphinkick!<br>**[07:40] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ouch!<br>**[07:41] Misogoro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What was that? Did something just hit me?<br>**[07:45] Lierre**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't worry about it.<br>**[07:50] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Francisco!<br>**[07:54] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ow...<br>**[07:56] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's this place?<br>**[08:03] Shiro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who are you?<br>**[08:08] Shiro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is a World Heritage Site,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a place recognized on a global level:<br>**[08:11] Shiro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the Hara Castle Ruins.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hara Castle Ruins
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hara Castle Ruins
<br>**[08:15] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who are you three?<br>**[08:17] Shiro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I am Shiro. Amakusa Shiro.<br>**[08:20] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shiro? Are you one of Lierre's friends, too?<br>**[08:25] Shiro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You know Lierre-sama?<br>**[08:32] Kid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Take that!<br>**[08:33] Miku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, no! You got me!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;————————————
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ayugaeri Falls
<br>**[08:37] Kyon**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Doesn't this feel great, Onee-chan?<br>**[08:40] Ran**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The best. It's so nice and cool.<br>**[08:42] Yurine**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, you're all here.<br>**[08:44] Medusa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hi.<br>**[08:45] Kyon**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Aiya! Yurine-nee!<br>**[08:47] Ran**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Medusa-chan!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Scoop*!*<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shimabara <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tenobe Somen
<br>**[08:52] Kyon**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Today, we're reporting on<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a somen chute in Shimabara.<br>**[08:55] Kyon**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Take a look! This is the somen that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;comprises 30% of the market share in Japan:<br>**[09:00] Kyon**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shimabara Tenobe Somen!<br>**[09:02] Kyon**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There are many theories about how<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it got started, but most say islanders<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okayama
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hyogo
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kagawa
<br>**[09:06] Kyon**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;from Shodo Island brought it with them to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shimabara after the Shimabara Rebellion.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okayama
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hyogo
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kagawa
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okayama
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kagawa
<br>**[09:11] Kyon**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Shimabara Rebellion is also known<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;as the Shimabara-Amakusa Rebellion.<br>**[09:14] Yurine**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They're really firm and tasty.<br>**[09:15] KyonRan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That concludes our on-the-scene report!<br>**[09:16] Medusa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've never had somen like this before.<br>**[09:19] Yurine**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This place is nice. Nature's all around us.<br>**[09:21] Ran**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We were traveling around Japan<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;looking for delicious noodles.<br>**[09:25] Kyon**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you two doing in Shimabara?<br>**[09:28] Medusa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're looking for Jashin-chan.<br>**[09:31] Yurine**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We followed the GPS tracker<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I embedded in her a while ago.<br>**[09:36] Kyon**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh...<br>**[09:37] Ran**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, want some more somen?<br>**[09:39] Yurine**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah.<br>**[09:40] Kyon**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hello! Seconds for six, please!<br>**[09:43] Ran**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bài tuō le!<br>**[09:45] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She looks just like Pekola.<br>**[09:48] Shiro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who is this Pekola?<br>**[09:49] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And they're Poporon and Pino.<br>**[09:51] BigSis**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you talking about?<br>**[09:54] BigSis**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm Shiro-sama's older sister.<br>**[09:56] LilSis**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And I'm Shiro-sama's younger sister.<br>**[09:58] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you *sure* you're not Pekola?<br>**[10:00] Shiro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stop that! I'm just Shiro!<br>**[10:06] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It looks nothing like you.<br>**[10:07] Shiro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Isn't that true of most statues?<br>**[10:09] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Prove it, then.<br>**[10:12] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you truly are Amakusa Shiro,<br>**[10:15] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;can you walk across the sea?<br>**[10:17] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Show me one of your miracles.<br>**[10:20] Shiro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My powers cannot be used willy-nilly.<br>**[10:24] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You liar.<br>**[10:25] Shiro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How rude. I'll see that you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;suffer divine punishment for that.<br>**[10:28] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The only suffering you can cause is diarrhea.<br>**[10:31] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Messiah!<br>**[10:33] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I-I'm sorry I doubted you.<br>**[10:35] Shiro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As long as you understand.<br>**[10:38] Shiro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dangojima Island looks so green again today.<br>**[10:40] BigSis**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Indeed.<br>**[10:41] LilSis**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Apparently, it's known as<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; "Yushima Island" now.<br>**[10:44] BigSis**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Takes you back to days long past, doesn't it?<br>**[10:47] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So are you, like, spirits<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;bound to this place or what?<br>**[10:50] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is your grudge over the extermination of<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;your family keeping you from passing on?<br>**[10:56] Shiro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's nothing like that.<br>**[10:58] Shiro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's true that we led a rebellion because<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we were fed up with overtaxation<br>**[11:03] Shiro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and religious oppression.<br>**[11:05] Shiro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Following the battle between Shimabara<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and the Karatsu Domain, we were subjugated<br>**[11:09] Shiro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and lost our lives here.<br>**[11:12] Shiro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sure human hearts would hold a grudge.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But when we died, we became martyrs.<br>**[11:20] Shiro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'd say we were actually blessed.<br>**[11:22] Shiro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We transformed into barley.<br>**[11:25] Shiro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A single barley seed bound so many<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;fruits together through our deaths.<br>**[11:30] Shiro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We watched from Paradise as the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;people learned to accept one another.<br>**[11:36] Shiro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why would we bear a grudge against them?<br>**[11:39] Shiro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We came to Earth today to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;fulfill plans to meet someone.<br>**[11:43] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Meet someone?<br>**[11:44] Shiro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, Lierre-sama said<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;she was coming to visit.<br>**[11:47] Shiro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come to think of it,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you mentioned Lierre-sama earlier.<br>**[11:50] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, yeah, she was with me<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;until right before I got here.<br>**[11:53] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lierre-san is...<br>**[11:54] Mei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Orochimaru!<br>**[11:56] Mei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I missed you! I missed you!<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I missed you! I missed you *so much*!<br>**[12:02] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mei?!<br>**[12:02] Mei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't believe I ran into you on my vacation!<br>**[12:04] Mei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I guess you really feel<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the way I feel, Orochimaru!<br>**[12:08] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I do not!<br>**[12:09] Mei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Aw, you don't have to be shy!<br>**[12:12] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Someone save me! Please!<br>**[12:14] Shiro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;U-Um...<br>**[12:15] BigSis**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What shall we do?<br>**[12:16] LilSis**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm not quite sure what's going on.<br>**[12:19] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Damn it! I don't care who helps me,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; as long as *someone* does!<br>**[12:22] III**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I heard her!<br>**[12:23] IV**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This way!<br>**[12:24] III**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There she is! It's Jashin-chan!<br>**[12:25] IV**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We'll get her this time!<br>**[12:27] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ack! Not you guys, though!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I take back what I said!<br>**[12:31] Shiro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This has grown more complicated...<br>**[12:33] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mei! Those guys want to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;take me away! Help me!<br>**[12:37] Mei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Orochimaru...<br>**[12:39] Mei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? You need my help?<br>**[12:43] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's right!<br>**[12:44] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm begging you, Mei! Help me!<br>**[12:49] Mei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Did you guys hear that?!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Orochimaru asked for my help!<br>**[12:55] Mei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The supercop of the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Banzaibashi Police Department,<br>**[12:58] Mei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tachibana Mei, will protect Orochimaru!<br>**[13:00] IV**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Whoa, watch it!<br>**[13:02] Mei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't move! I can't hit you!<br>**[13:04] III**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;H-Hang on!<br>**[13:07] IV**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Withdraw for now! Call for backup!<br>**[13:09] III**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right!<br>**[13:11] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You saved me.<br>**[13:12] Shiro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Modern firearms can fire so<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;many shots in quick succession.<br>**[13:15] BigSis**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't think that's right.<br>**[13:17] LilSis**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You should return the money you borrowed.<br>**[13:20] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They'll be back for sure.<br>**[13:22] BigSis**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Of course they will. You owe them money.<br>**[13:25] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mei! You're the only one who can protect me!<br>**[13:29] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please! Protect me...<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Protect your Orochimaru!<br>**[13:33] Mei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, say that again!<br>**[13:35] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please!<br>**[13:38] Mei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay! I'll protect you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with everything I have!<br>**[13:42] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you, Mei!<br>**[13:46] Shiro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What exactly are Shiro and<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;her sisters watching right now?<br>**[13:49] Mei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shiro?<br>**[13:51] Mei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shiro?!<br>**[13:52] Mei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Of course! The castle!<br>**[13:54] Mei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not Hara Castle, but...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Castle
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<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hara
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<br>**[13:56] Mei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Miss Hara Natsuko!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Castle
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<br>**[13:59] Mei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Check this out! I'll get *all*<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; the cultists of the world<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Southward
<br>**[14:02] Mei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to gather at Hara Natsuko<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Castle and keep them there!<br>**[14:05] LilSis**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just repay your debt.<br>**[14:07] MobA**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm a cultist, but why am I here?<br>**[14:08] MobB**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm a cultist, but...<br>**[14:08] MobC**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm a cultist, but still...<br>**[14:10] MobD**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I just want to support Per-chan.<br>**[14:11] MobG**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My favorite's Yamada Marina-chan.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She's from Fukuoka.<br>**[14:12] MobE**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Her actress is my favorite!<br>**[14:13] MobF**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm a fan of Yusa Koji-sama.<br>**[14:15] DevilA**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I heard that.<br>**[14:17] Chiba**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Doesn't that girl look like Noel-chan?<br>**[14:19] Ozaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She's a dead ringer for her!<br>**[14:21] Hashira**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm so glad we came to Minamishimabara!<br>**[14:25] Mei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yep! It looks great on you!<br>**[14:27] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You think so?<br>**[14:28] Mei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're a savior now!<br>**[14:30] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A savior?<br>**[14:32] Shiro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why did we get dragged into this?<br>**[14:35] LilSis**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's a terrible hassle.<br>**[14:37] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A savior...<br>**[14:38] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's right! I'm the savior<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who can save the heretics!<br>**[14:42] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Jashin-chan the Savior!<br>**[14:44] Mei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You go, Orochimaru!<br>**[14:45] LilSis**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;More like a devil king, I'd say...<br>**[14:47] Medusa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Jashin-chan!<br>**[14:52] Medusa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stop running away from Hell Financing!<br>**[14:54] Medusa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You should do honest work to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;repay your debt! Okay?<br>**[14:57] Misogoro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gosh, what a nice castle.<br>**[15:01] Lierre**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's even going on here?<br>**[15:03] Mei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's...<br>**[15:04] Mei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Monochrome!<br>**[15:05] Ran**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kyon-Kyon!<br>**[15:09] Kyon**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't worry! I'll protect you, Onee-chan!<br>**[15:12] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hear me, humans!<br>**[15:14] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I am Jashin-chan the Savior.<br>**[15:16] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have descended to join my<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;cultists in rebuilding this world!<br>**[15:19] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I will be the god of a new world!<br>**[15:22] Medusa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're a devil, though...<br>**[15:23] Yurine**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stop making trouble for<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;everyone and surrender already.<br>**[15:26] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Listen to me!<br>**[15:28] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is a rebellion.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; We're going to do everything over.<br>**[15:31] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here at Hara Natsuko Castle,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have risen to action!<br>**[15:34] Mei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And Monochrome is our emblem!<br>**[15:37] Ran**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?! What?!<br>**[15:38] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's right! This is the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Minamishimabara Rebellion Ran-Ran!<br>**[15:43] Kyon**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Onee-chan?!<br>**[15:46] Kyon**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When did those humans do this?!<br>**[15:48] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;See that? That's the power of my cultists!<br>**[15:51] Yurine**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's just kidnapping.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Ran-Ran Rescue Squad
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<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kidnapping is a Crime
<br>**[15:56] Yurine**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I swear... You're not going to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;understand until you get punished.<br>**[16:00] Lierre**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't like fighting, but I'll back you up.<br>**[16:03] Kyon**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Grr! Give Onee-chan back!<br>**[16:06] Medusa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;G-Go easy on them, okay?<br>**[16:08] Medusa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay? Okay?<br>**[16:09] Yurine**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I hope you're ready, Jashin-chan!<br>**[16:12] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uh, where'd you just pull<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that katana from, exactly?<br>**[16:15] Lierre**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's go!<br>**[16:16] All**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah!<br>**[16:20] MobI**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;H-Here they come!<br>**[16:30] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kyon-Kyon's gone berserk...<br>**[16:45] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Cultists shouldn't be letting<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a god save them, damn it!<br>**[16:48] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll destroy all of them.<br>**[16:50] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Open the gunports!<br>**[16:54] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fire!<br>**[17:01] Ozaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Should we really be doing this?<br>**[17:03] Hashira**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah, what if someone gets hurt?<br>**[17:05] Chiba**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No.<br>**[17:06] Chiba**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's no going back now.<br>**[17:08] Chiba**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We have to do this for her sake...<br>**[17:11] Chiba**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes! For the girl who<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;looks just like Noel-chan!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Doesn't Matter Who It Is Anymore
<br>**[17:15] LilSis**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They've damaged the castle walls.<br>**[17:15] BigSis**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who is Noel-san?<br>**[17:25] Three**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Eek!<br>**[17:26] Yurine**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I just cut something disgusting.<br>**[17:31] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The cannons...<br>**[17:33] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yurine?!<br>**[17:35] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tch, in that case...<br>**[17:38] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shiro, you're going to be my barley.<br>**[17:42] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Move a muscle, and we're both<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Paradise-bound! That what you want?<br>**[17:46] Yurine**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So she knows she's losing.<br>**[17:49] Lierre**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Paradise will never welcome a devil.<br>**[17:52] Lierre**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This has turned into<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;quite the reunion, Shiro.<br>**[17:55] Shiro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lierre-sama!<br>**[17:59] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;M-My sword!<br>**[18:04] Ran**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kyon—<br>**[18:09] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stopped it with her teeth.<br>**[18:10] Mei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stopped it with her teeth.<br>**[18:17] Mei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Monochrome!<br>**[18:23] Ran**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kyon-Kyon, no!<br>**[18:24] Kyon**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? Onee-chan, when did you...<br>**[18:27] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She was just on a rampage,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; oblivious to everything?<br>**[18:29] Yurine**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Jashin-chan, just give it up.<br>**[18:34] Lierre**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Accept your fate.<br>**[18:36] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Y-Yes, my situation does seem dire.<br>**[18:39] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But...<br>**[18:40] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But I still have one trick up my sleeve!<br>**[18:42] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sorry, debt collectors! I'm making my escape!<br>**[18:45] Yurine**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You just keep making the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;same mistake over and over.<br>**[18:49] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sacrifice yourself for me, Yurine!<br>**[18:51] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll escape to Hell, and the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;slate will be wiped clean!<br>**[18:54] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is what it means to "live facing south."<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right, old dude who appeared at the beginning?<br>**[18:59] Kajiwara**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, it's not.<br>**[19:00] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll kill Yurine, and my<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;mission will be complete!<br>**[19:15] Medusa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;J-J-J-J-Jashin-chan!<br>**[19:18] Yurine**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, on that note...<br>**[19:20] Yurine**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Everyone, to prove you're not cultists, step on<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; this image of the cult leader before you go.<br>**[19:26] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Watch where you're stepping, damn it!<br>**[19:28] MobJ**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ooh! Jashin-chan yelled at me!<br>**[19:31] MobK**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I never would've thought we'd get<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to step on the real Jashin-chan!<br>**[19:34] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm not an image!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm the real deal! Don't step on me!<br>**[19:37] MobL**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Squee!<br>**[19:38] Lierre**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is this really proving anything?<br>**[19:38] MonM**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I didn't get to step on her at the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;bookstore in Jinbocho, so this is great!<br>**[19:39] Yurine**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah, I'd say it's fine.<br>**[19:41] Medusa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Jashin-chan...<br>**[19:42] Mei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Orochimaru, look what's happened to you...<br>**[19:45] Misogoro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hm? She's been stepped on so much,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;she looks like some kind of dough.<br>**[19:49] Medusa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? Dough?<br>**[19:51] MobN**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That looks like it feels good!<br>**[19:51] Misogoro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We should have an artisan take a look at her.<br>**[19:55] Medusa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What do you think?<br>**[19:56] Nouchi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is some nice dough. Let's use it.<br>**[19:59] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[20:00] Nouchi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We start by rolling it flat.<br>**[20:03] Nouchi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Once stretched thin, we hang them up,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; and once they've matured...<br>**[20:07] Nouchi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We pull them apart, hang them up<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; in banners to dry, and then...<br>**[20:12] Nouchi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Jashin-chan somen is complete.<br>**[20:14] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait, how'd this even happen?!<br>**[20:16] Nouchi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When boiling them, keep an eye on the time.<br>**[20:18] Nouchi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Avoid adding more water, but adjust the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;heat slightly to make them taste better.<br>**[20:23] All**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They look tasty!<br>**[20:24] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nothing about this looks tasty!<br>**[20:26] Medusa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Jashin-chan...<br>**[20:26] Mei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Orochimaru will become part of<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;my body and live with me forever!<br>**[20:27] Shiro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Delicious!<br>**[20:28] BigSis**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It truly is.<br>**[20:29] LilSis**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes.<br>**[20:30] KyonRan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hao chi!<br>**[20:31] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stop eating me!<br>**[20:33] Yurine**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Minamishimabara sure is a nice place.<br>**[20:40] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That was traumatic.<br>**[20:42] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They could make a movie out<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of my escape from Mei's stomach.<br>**[20:42] Medusa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Jashin-chan, why don't you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;give up and just work? I'll help you.<br>**[20:48] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To work is to lose! I've made up my mind!<br>**[20:51] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll never look back. I'm going to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;live facing south, like a sunflower.<br>**[20:56] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Minamishimabara taught me that.<br>**[20:59] Yurine**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You couldn't have<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;distorted that lesson more.<br>**[21:01] I**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Listen, Jashin-chan-kun...<br>**[21:05] II**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Would you just let us catch you already?<br>**[21:13] III**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She ran off!<br>**[21:15] III**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But that way leads to the ocean!<br>**[21:16] IV**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's nowhere to run!<br>**[21:17] 1234**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?!<br>**[21:19] I**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She's running across the water!<br>**[21:20] II**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Like Amakusa Shiro!<br>**[21:22] Yurine**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey! Why are you taking us with you?<br>**[21:24] Medusa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Jashin-chan?<br>**[21:25] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I won't run anymore! I won't look back!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I won't get caught, and I won't work, either!<br>**[21:29] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll get away from these guys for good!<br>**[21:33] Jashin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Live facing south!<br>**[21:35] Medusa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But you're heading west!<br>**[23:10] Medusa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hi! It's Medusa!<br>**[23:12] Medusa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This lavender field is beautiful!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Purple as far as the eye can see!<br>**[23:17] Medusa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Next time on *Dropkick <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;on My Devil!! X*, episode 9:<br>**[23:21] Medusa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Lavender-Colored Eyes<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Misting Over in Furano."<br>**[23:24] Medusa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? It's the same color<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;as my eyes, you say?<br>**[23:27] Medusa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come and take a closer look.<br>**[23:30] Medusa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You all just turned to ash!<br>**[23:33] Medusa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You want to know why I'm so excited?<br>**[23:35] Medusa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You'll have to wait until<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;next week to find out!<br>