34 - Shock! This is the Key?!

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[01:35] ---
    Hello, everyone.
[01:38] ---
    Since my character lunch was so popular,
[01:40] ---
    I got a little excited and made
    Drake Puppy "character bread"!
[01:44] ---
    Ta-da!
[01:46] ---
    Unfortunately, this one is also too cute to eat...
SIGN    Shock! This is the Key?!
[01:55] ---
    Shock! This is the Key?!
[02:02] ---
    I am Yuna, cute little Yuna...
[02:05] ---
    If I do this, the world
    will go hmm-hmm hmm hmm.
[02:09] ---
    The treasures waiting right over there...
[02:12] ---
    What's with that song?
[02:14] ---
    She's sure in a good mood.
[02:16] ---
    Any time Yuna's in a good mood is
    when we should be extra cautious.
[02:23] ---
    Listen up.
[02:24] ---
    From this point on, follow my directions.
[02:26] ---
    I cannot comply.
[02:28] ---
    You're not our master.
[02:31] ---
    What I'm saying is that you should
    heed the words of a specialist.
[02:36] ---
    Specialist?
[02:37] ---
    What's that?
[02:39] ---
    I'm a highly-skilled treasure hunter!
[02:43] ---
    Don't you mean, treasure stealer?
[02:45] ---
    Basically, I specialize in these sorts of ruins.
[02:49] ---
    I've gone into many of them and successfully...
[02:51] ---
    ...stolen the treasures.
[02:52] ---
    ...acquired numerous treasures!
[02:55] ---
    So, as a treasure hunter, I'm warning you.
[02:59] ---
    It's likely that there are many traps ahead of us.
[03:02] ---
    If you're not careful, you'll be goners!
[03:06] ---
    You're exaggerating again.
[03:08] ---
    If you don't believe me, then wait here.
[03:11] ---
    I'll go in alone.
[03:15] ---
    Let's try believing in Yuna.
[03:17] ---
    Okay.
[03:31] ---
    Careful. It's tight in here.
[03:34] ---
    Ow!
[03:38] ---
    Stop!
[03:40] ---
    This stone is a trap.
[03:41] ---
    Be careful not to step on it.
[03:43] ---
    Now, onward!
[03:45] ---
    Is that thing really a trap?
[03:51] ---
    Nothing here.
[03:57] ---
    Shin...
[03:58] ---
    Jeez...
[04:01] ---
    Specialists sure are impressive!
[04:05] ---
    We're about to enter the next passage.
[04:11] ---
    What is it this time?
[04:20] ---
    Well, in that case...
[04:22] ---
    What are you going to do?
[04:23] ---
    It's quite simple.
[04:24] ---
    I'll call forth Ice Valkyrie
    to fly us to the other side.
[04:28] ---
    Tsk, tsk, tsk!
[04:29] ---
    That's the problem with amateurs.
[04:30] ---
    A-Amateurs?!
[04:32] ---
    Go ahead and summon her if you think you can...
[04:36] ---
    In this tight, cramped passage.
[04:39] ---
    You have a point.
[04:41] ---
    Then, what should we do?
[04:43] ---
    As they say, you have to
    depend on your own strength.
[04:47] ---
    Like this.
[04:53] ---
    Who's going first?
SIGN    Just like that!
[04:54] ---
    Hiro, right?
[04:57] ---
    Since you're the oldest, shouldn't you go first, Rei?
[05:00] ---
    No, no, wouldn't wild-child Shin be the best choice?
[05:05] ---
    Come on, hurry it up!
SIGN    Rock-paper-scissors, one, two, three!
SIGN    It's a tie! It's a tie!
[05:13] ---
    Sounds like they're having fun in there.
[05:18] ---
    I thought I was gonna die!
[05:19] ---
    That was bad for my heart...
[05:23] ---
    Well, we managed to do it.
[05:25] ---
    Come on, break time's over.
[05:28] ---
    We've still got a long way to go.
[05:34] ---
    I don't see anything here.
[05:35] ---
    Places like this are the most dangerous.
[05:42] ---
    One false step, and that's what happens.
[05:46] ---
    Also, whatever you do, don't yell.
[05:49] ---
    Okay, now follow my steps exactly.
[05:52] ---
    R-Right!
[05:58] ---
    D-Don't shove me!
[06:07] ---
    This isn't even child's play.
[06:10] ---
    Yuna, you're amazing!
[06:12] ---
    Didn't I tell you?
[06:14] ---
    I'm a highly-skilled treasure hunter!
[06:17] ---
    Now, on to the next one.
[06:19] ---
    Oh.
[06:20] ---
    But first...
[06:22] ---
    We made it! Woo-hoo!
[06:25] ---
    That's why I told you not
    to yell, whatever you do.
[06:30] ---
    Besides, if we leave it like this,
    Marmott won't be able to follow us in.
[06:33] ---
    But now our way back is blocked, too.
[06:37] ---
    Don't worry.
[06:38] ---
    For one who reaches the innermost chamber...
[06:40] ---
    That is, a proper visitor,
    another way out is always waiting.
[06:47] ---
    Specialists really are something else.
[06:51] ---
    These are ancient hieroglyphics.
[06:54] ---
    Can you read them?
[06:55] ---
    Of course!
[06:57] ---
    "The evil god, who once brought
    disaster to this world,
[07:01] ---
    was sealed within the Acheron
    Passage by a Dragon Master.
[07:05] ---
    Entrance to that passage is securely
    blocked by the Tartarus Gate.
[07:12] ---
    However, the gate will one day be destroyed
[07:15] ---
    by the evil god, and he will be free and revived.
[07:19] ---
    Only one who is a Dragon
    Master can prevent this."
[07:24] ---
    Say, isn't that
[07:25] ---
    the same thing the king told you back then?
[07:31] (Flashback) ---
    And you possess a special power that can
    prevent the revival of the evil god.
[07:37] (Flashback) ---
    You mean that?
[07:39] (Flashback) ---
    Again, I expect great things from you,
[07:41] (Flashback) ---
    Chosen One.
[07:44] ---
    That's true.
[07:45] ---
    Then, does that mean Hiro
    will become a Dragon Master?
[07:49] ---
    If my valet Hiro becomes a Dragon Master,
[07:52] ---
    then that means I would be
[07:54] ---
    "A Dragon Master's Master"!
[07:56] ---
    How splendid!
[07:57] ---
    You don't need to fantasize about that.
[08:01] ---
    Me, a Dragon Master?
[08:05] ---
    There's no way that'll happen.
[08:06] ---
    After all, the king said, "Becoming a
    Dragon Master doesn't happen that easily."
[08:12] ---
    Maybe not...
[08:20] ---
    Well, Jean?
[08:21] ---
    Have you uncovered a way
    for us to make use of this?
[08:32] ---
    This trap's a piece of cake!
[08:38] ---
    It appears we've reached our goal.
[08:45] ---
    So this is the altar?
[08:48] ---
    It's kinda plain.
[08:50] ---
    It feels rather empty, somehow.
[08:52] ---
    You're right.
[08:54] ---
    It's like there's nothing important here.
[09:01] ---
    Papi!
[09:17] ---
    What is this?!
[09:19] ---
    What's going on?
[09:21] ---
    It's as if this Flame Altar
    is meant to enshrine Papi.
[09:26] ---
    Then, that means Papi is the key to the altar?
[09:30] ---
    It does appear that way.
[09:32] ---
    Is it okay for a key to just be out and about?
[09:35] ---
    Does that mean the key we were
    searching for was with us all along?
[09:39] ---
    Was this a fool's errand?
[09:41] ---
    Oh! But...
[09:46] ---
    Yuna, what are you doing?
[09:50] ---
    How can there be no treasures here?!
[09:52] ---
    There could at least be one or two!
[09:55] ---
    What a letdown.
[09:57] ---
    Still, I think there was meaning in our coming here.
[10:01] ---
    Thanks to this, I understand
    Papi a little better now.
[10:05] ---
    Right, Papi?
[10:12] ---
    To think that the key was that shrimpy dragon!
[10:16] ---
    Marmott!
[10:17] ---
    What about the traps?!
[10:19] ---
    Those childish tricks wouldn't work on me!
[10:22] ---
    Now, hand over that shrimpy dragon.
[10:35] ---
    I knew it!
[10:37] ---
    I thought that spot was likely to be a trap.
[10:40] ---
    Yuna, you're incredible!
[10:42] ---
    That's our highly-skilled treasure hunter!
[10:45] ---
    Well done! My compliments.
[10:51] ---
    It just came to me!
[10:58] ---
    Doesn't it feel like a ghost
    could pop out at any moment?
[11:12] ---
    It's a ghost!
[11:14] ---
    No one expected it to be a Flame Altar!
SIGN    No! Please!
[11:16] ---
    After that unbelievable twist,
[11:18] ---
    the party has set out for the Forest Altar.
[11:21] ---
    However, within the forest... lurks* that*.
[11:25] ---
    Next episode: "It's My Ma!"
[11:27] ---
    Await it with guts!