27 - Burn Up! Meatmania!

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    Dragon Earth.
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    A world where gods, people,
    and monsters coexist.
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    Those who travel this world,
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    using monsters to seek treasures that house
    the immense power of the dragon,
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    are known as DraColle Battlers.
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    Striving for the supreme
    title of Dragon Master,
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    the DraColle Battlers continue
    their journey today!
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    The forest is lovely!
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    Hello! I am Naviko!
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    In the last episode...
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    Shin struggled in his battle with Gelmen.
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    However, he got his Forest Warrior to
    evolve, and gained a splendid victory!
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    On the other hand, Hiro was
    fighting the Masked Battler,
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    but would you believe it?! He was
    actually the King of Dragonia!
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    Under the tournament rules,
    the king was disqualified.
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    This means that Hiro and Shin will
    fight each other in the semifinals!
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    Now, how will the next battle turn out?
SIGN    Burn Up! Meatmania!
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    Burn Up! Meatmania!
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    What was that?!
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    Do you see the power that I,
    the great Branmon, possess?!
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    Oh, my! In the battle on the Dragon Tail Stage,
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    it's an overwhelming victory for Branmon!
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    This is but a matter of course for
    one of the Knights of Dragonia!
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    My dearest Claire! Were you watching just now?
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    I won just for you!
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    In the event that I win it all, I'll charge
    right over to you with bouquet in hand!
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    Claire, did you hear what he said?!
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    D-Don't worry! There's no way
    he'll win it all, right?!
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    Exactly!
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    We're here, after all!
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    What are y'all up to?
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    There's a short break, so we
    thought we'd check the place out.
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    You two get along great for
    guys about to fight each other!
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    That is that...
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    And this is this!
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    Right?!
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    On the Dragon Head Stage, the battle
    between Marmott and Meatmania is starting!
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    Nice to meat you!
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    Ready to be the next unlucky guy
    for me to beat black and blue?
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    Ooh, I'm so scared!
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    Please, be gentle with me!
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    Don't bother trying to fool
    me with your lousy acting!
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    I'm gonna gobble you up like this radish!
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    So fresh and delicious!
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    Show him your vegetarian power, Boss!
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    Turn that jerk into grated radish!
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    Now, start the battle!
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    This time, it's on a burning-hot Flame Stage!
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    I'm gonna burn your monsters black!
SIGN    DraColle Battler: Meatmania
SIGN    Urdimmu
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    Summon!
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    Urdimmu!
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    How scary!
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    And since I'm so scared...
SIGN    DraColle Battler: Marmott
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    Chaos Headbasher
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    Summon!
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    Chaos Headbasher!
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    Dodge that thing, Urdimmu!
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    Wh-Why, you!
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    Oops, sorry about that!
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    Warning!
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    Directly targeting a Battler
    is against the rules!
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    It was only a coincidence! Really!
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    Was that really a coincidence?
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    It was pretty dangerous.
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    That was clearly intentional.
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    I'll wipe that smirk off your face!
SIGN    Einherjar
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    Summon!
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    Einherjar!
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    Is Ragnarok at hand?
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    So scary!
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    Run away, Chaos Headbasher!
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    This'll never end if you keep running!
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    I told you! Directly targeting
    a Battler is against the rules!
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    Two-point deduction!
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    Hey, hey! It was an act of desperation!
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    Shouldn't a first-class Battler
    be able to dodge that?
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    I am offended!
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    How dare such a despicable
    fellow speak of the first-class?!
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    Uh, just ignore it and provide
    an accurate commentary!
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    Nobody could commentate on such a travesty!
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    If you'll excuse me!
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    H-Hey! You're leaving your post?!
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    That one definitely wasn't a coincidence.
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    Yeah.
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    I can't go on...
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    What's wrong with you, Meatmania?!
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    You weren't like this when you fought us!
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    No need to tell me that!
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    But... I'm out of strength!
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    Boss!
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    What you need most is meat!
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    Use this to get your strength back!
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    M-Meat!
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    Meat!
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    Mmm, good!
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    The dribbling juices!
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    The fibrous texture!
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    The oils gushing into my mouth!
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    Nothing can beat meat!
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    Now the reborn Meatmania will
    make a magnificent counterattack!
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    That's the way!
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    It's getting interesting now!
SIGN    Samael
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    Summon!
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    Samael!
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    How very scary!
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    Rahab
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    Summon!
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    Rahab!
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    What?! Did you say Rahab?!
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    You should've stayed lying down!
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    Meat Bye-Bye!
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    Uh... Well, sad to say, the winner
    of this battle is Marmott!
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    Boss!
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    Boss!
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    Are you all right?
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    I burned up...
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    to a crisp.
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    Gosh, that was scary! So scary!
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    That guy was hiding such a powerful monster?
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    So he was only pretending to be weak?
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    Why didn't he fight fair and square in the
    first place, instead of using dirty tricks?!
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    I really don't want to lose to him!
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    Neither do I!
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    But, before that...
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    There's our fight!
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    Yeah!
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    You guys are so cool!
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    I'm getting choked up!
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    Thanks for waiting, everyone!
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    After a short pause, the semifinals will
    begin on the Dragon Head Stage!
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    Now's the time for a restroom break!
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    Yet another battle devoid of humanity.
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    That's just my style!
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    You are one who knows not of love.
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    What's that weird thing in the mirror?
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    What a surprise!
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    A Dragonian priest is in cahoots with Marmott?
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    There's something fishy going on.
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    Who's there?!
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    I have returned from the Dragon Wing region.
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    I am the head of the alchemy
    research laboratory, Jean Thauvin.
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    Ah, I've been waiting for you.
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    You've been busy.
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    So good of you to—
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    Save the courtesies for later.
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    This light pattern...
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    It's lovely!
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    Do you recognize it?
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    Most likely, this light is reacting to
    the DraColle Battlers' spirit energy.
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    In other words, the power of their guts!
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    A jar that reacts to guts?
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    Wouldn't you call it a "jugguts"?!
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    Such a vulgar name!
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    What?!
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    Now, now.
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    More importantly, Jean...
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    You know what your job is here, correct?
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    Yes! To analyze that jugguts—
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    I mean, that mysterious jar,
    for our use as a weapon!
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    Precisely.
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    Produce a powerful weapon that
    will allow us to realize our goal!
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    By the way, what about the altar?
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    No need for haste.
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    A great plan takes time.
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    In any case, this is too lovely.
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    The more intensely the DraColle Battlers fight,
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    the more radiantly it shines.
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    I leave that to you, Marmott.
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    I just have to fight really flashy battles, right?
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    Although, that'll only happen if there's
    an opponent who can make me get serious.
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    Then one who knows not of love
    also knows not of serious challenges?
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    Being too strong is a sin, indeed.
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    This sounds extremely dodgy.
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    I should tell the guys about it.
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    Um...
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    Where are they?
SIGN    Okay, everyone! It's time for the semifinal you've all been waiting for!
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    Oh, no! Am I too late?!
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    The Battle between Hiro and
    Shin is about to begin!
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    Here I come, Hiro!
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    Bring it on, Shin!
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    It's finally begun: the fated
    battle between Hiro and Shin!
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    Which of them will win in the end?!
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    Next episode: "No Way! Hiro Evolves, Too?!"
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    Await it with guts!