18 - Fusion? I Don't Believe It!

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[01:34] ---
    Why, you...
[01:37] ---
    H-Hello!
[01:38] ---
    I am Naviko.
[01:40] ---
    Uh, Hiro and friends arrived
    at the port town of Biliora.
[01:44] ---
    But then...
SIGN    Fusion? I Don't Believe It!
[01:46] ---
    Fusion? I Don't Believe It!
[01:55] ---
    I had some expectations for you,
[01:57] ---
    but you're tepid, tepid, tepid!
[01:59] ---
    T-T-Tepid!
[02:01] ---
    Ow! Hot, hot, hot!
[02:04] ---
    Over there!
[02:05] ---
    Quick, in here!
[02:14] ---
    That was awful...
[02:17] ---
    What a lucky find!
[02:21] ---
    We'll blow away that puny monster with these!
[02:28] ---
    You!
[02:31] ---
    No! Not that!
[02:37] ---
    What's that?
[02:46] ---
    Now!
[02:47] ---
    I'll handle this!
[02:54] ---
    Are you the mayor?
[02:55] ---
    Wh-Who are you boys?
[02:57] ---
    No need to worry.
[02:59] ---
    We came to rescue you.
[03:01] ---
    Thank you.
[03:03] ---
    C'mon, this way.
[03:15] ---
    There you go.
[03:18] ---
    Rest in the grimoire for a while.
[03:23] ---
    Captain Schiff,
[03:25] ---
    sorry to trouble you so soon,
[03:27] ---
    but could I borrow a boat?
[03:30] ---
    What do you plan to do?
[03:31] ---
    I'll go for reinforcements.
[03:33] ---
    If I request them personally,
    they should lend me aid.
[03:37] ---
    I'll come with you.
[03:39] ---
    The armory was destroyed,
[03:41] ---
    so the pirates won't be attacking now.
[03:44] ---
    Uh, hey! Can you hear me out there?
[03:47] ---
    You three DraColle Battlers!
[03:49] ---
    You three DraColle Battlers!
[03:50] ---
    You should totally come here right away!
[03:54] ---
    I've got a hostage here, y'know.
[03:57] ---
    If you don't show up by
    first thing in the morning,
[04:00] ---
    she's gonna be shark bait!
[04:03] ---
    Yuna's been captured?
[04:05] ---
    They're telling us to come...
[04:08] ---
    We can't just ignore it, can we?
[04:10] ---
    That girl has given us nothing but grief thus far.
[04:15] ---
    But she did save us earlier.
[04:17] ---
    I guess we do owe her one.
[04:20] ---
    Indeed...
[04:21] ---
    Remaining in another's debt is
    a shameful thing for a noble.
[04:26] ---
    All right! Let's go save her!
[04:28] ---
    Hold it!
[04:30] ---
    Going through the front gate just as you are
[04:31] ---
    would be walking into the enemy's trap.
[04:35] ---
    Then, what should we do?
[04:37] ---
    I thought this might happen,
    so I prepared these in advance.
SIGN    This stuff's tasty.
[04:47] ---
    For him to have pirate outfits ready...
[04:49] ---
    Yeah. He did say, "I thought this might happen."
[04:52] ---
    But he's too well-prepared!
[04:55] ---
    Why these clothes?
[04:57] ---
    What exactly was he thinking might happen?
[05:00] ---
    Hey, we can't help it.
    That's the only outfit left.
[05:04] ---
    Hurry up and change.
[05:06] ---
    But why is my wearing this outfit being
    treated as the natural course of events?!
[05:11] ---
    It's unacceptable!
[05:12] ---
    Well, we're already wearing these...
[05:15] ---
    And you know, a dress like that
[05:17] ---
    wouldn't look good on someone who's not elegant.
[05:21] ---
    Yeah, it is pretty lovely and high-class.
[05:25] ---
    We could never pull it off.
[05:27] ---
    Yeah, since we're second-class...
[05:28] ---
    Uh-huh.
[05:32] ---
    Well, then, I have no choice!
[05:35] ---
    We're Captain Yut's middle school buddy from
    the class next door's mother's coworker's son's
[05:40] ---
    one-sided crush's older brother's lover's
    younger sister's restaurant's
[05:43] ---
    customer who came just once and filed a
    complaint's next-door neighbor pirate's underlings!
[05:48] ---
    So, in short, you're acquainted with my darling Yut?
[05:52] ---
    Yep!
[05:52] ---
    And? What do you want?
[05:54] ---
    We have brought this woman here
    to become Captain Yut's housemaid!
[05:59] ---
    She's real pretty.
[06:01] ---
    Housemaid?
[06:03] ---
    I am the daughter of a certain,
    once-proud royal family!
[06:07] ---
    Yet through a cruel twist of
    fate, I have spent my days
[06:09] ---
    being worked to the bone by my wicked
    stepmother and her daughters!
[06:13] ---
    I have gallant— er, I have been
    utterly mortified, mortified!
[06:18] ---
    I swore in my heart to serve at Captain Yut's
    side and take revenge on my stepfamily!
[06:23] ---
    He's totally into this.
[06:26] ---
    Well, that's fine.
[06:28] ---
    But if you try to steal my darling
    Yut, I won't let you off easy.
[06:33] ---
    Thank you so very much!
[06:36] ---
    Okay, we'll let the newcomers handle the rest.
[06:39] ---
    We're off!
[06:40] ---
    Then, we'd better get started
    cleaning up over there!
[06:44] ---
    Do whatever you want.
[06:45] ---
    Right!
[06:46] ---
    We sure will.
[06:52] ---
    Yuna!
[06:54] ---
    Shh!
[06:56] ---
    I am here, as well.
[06:57] ---
    Ugh... Rei?
[07:00] ---
    We're gonna rescue you now!
[07:02] ---
    Thank you!
[07:03] ---
    But I betrayed you guys... Are you sure?
[07:08] ---
    No need to be modest.
[07:10] ---
    Really?
[07:11] ---
    Then I won't.
[07:12] ---
    Miss Pennetta!
[07:14] ---
    There are DraColle Battlers
    over here who sneaked in!
[07:18] ---
    You idiot!
[07:20] ---
    Hey! You tricked me?!
[07:23] ---
    I told you, so you'll let me go, right?!
[07:26] ---
    Do whatever you want!
[07:30] ---
    Well, we'll be going now!
[07:33] ---
    You guys aren't getting away!
[07:37] ---
    She's a DraColle Battler, too?!
[07:39] ---
    Good luck!
[07:41] ---
    Hey!
[07:44] ---
    If you wanna see me, just whistle.
[07:46] ---
    We don't!
[07:49] ---
    You may be tepid, but I'll perform your last rites.
[07:53] ---
    Let me take one of them.
[07:56] ---
    Three-Thousand Year Scorpion! Edge Wyvern!
[07:58] ---
    Volcano Crab!
[08:00] ---
    Summon!
[08:02] ---
    Doc Rowe!
[08:05] ---
    Baby-hemoth!
[08:07] ---
    It's all about guts! Imperial Flame Dragon!
[08:10] ---
    What? An Imperial Flame Dragon?!
[08:12] ---
    Hmph! Get them!
[08:22] ---
    So hilarious!
[08:24] ---
    It's time to combine!
[08:27] ---
    You're Piggychi!
[08:28] ---
    It's Hanicchi!
[08:29] ---
    Now then, let's combine!
[08:33] ---
    All right!
[08:35] ---
    Oh, no, you don't!
[08:37] ---
    Oh, no, you don't!
[08:38] ---
    C-Crud!
[08:40] ---
    Prominence Dragon!
[08:43] ---
    O-Oh, no, you—
[08:46] ---
    Yuna!
[08:47] ---
    You did come to rescue me, after all!
[08:50] ---
    Thanks!
[08:52] ---
    Use these!
[08:53] ---
    Well, well!
[08:54] ---
    These have the sweet fragrance
    of fusion combination!
[08:58] ---
    Fusion combination?
[09:00] ---
    Man, this is the problem with amateurs.
[09:03] ---
    Very well. I'll explain it
    to you, so listen carefully.
[09:07] ---
    Now, back in the era of my illustrious forefath—
[09:10] ---
    Sorry, but we're kinda in the
    middle of something right now.
[09:14] ---
    Sheesh!
[09:14] ---
    Well, put simply...
[09:17] ---
    While normal combination yields
    the same monster powered-up,
[09:20] ---
    Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
[09:22] ---
    fusion powers it up while also
    changing it into a new monster!
[09:28] ---
    I... don't quite get it.
[09:30] ---
    After all that paring down I did,
    you should understand now!
[09:33] ---
    Well, I guess seeing is believing...
[09:36] ---
    Okay, let's try it out!
[09:44] ---
    Good! It's good!
[09:46] ---
    Right now, here on Dragon Earth,
    a brand-new monster is being born!
[09:53] ---
    Congratulations!
[09:55] ---
    It's a healthy little monster!
[09:58] ---
    Behemoth!
[10:05] ---
    All right!
[10:07] ---
    I don't believe it!
[10:15] ---
    Sink!
[10:18] ---
    We did it!
[10:22] ---
    Now we're even!
[10:25] ---
    Buh-bye!
[10:27] ---
    An Imperial Flame Dragon was
    beyond my expectations...
[10:30] ---
    You've gone far enough, pirates!
[10:32] ---
    Arrest them!
[10:37] ---
    Captain Yut!
[10:41] ---
    If you wanna arrest me, just whistle.
[10:47] ---
    Very well, arrest me.
[10:50] ---
    He really is a cringe-worthy character...
SIGN    DraColle Battler: Shin
SIGN    Kesaran Pasaran Behemoth
[10:57] ---
    Man! After all that work I did to get them,
    none of these treasures are worth keeping!
[11:04] ---
    The only one left is...
[11:06] ---
    Their boss...
[11:08] ---
    Captain Yut.
[11:09] ---
    Just one guy.
[11:13] ---
    Care for a smoke?
[11:16] ---
    Gladly.
[11:18] ---
    Who in the world is this mysterious person
    holding a secret meeting with Captain Yut?
[11:23] ---
    Ponder it until the next episode,
    "Co Uta Mara Strikes Back Big-Time!"
[11:26] ---
    Await it with guts!
[11:28] ---
    Oops, I gave it away...