E2 - Greed Equals Justice

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[00:01] Ryusui
    I want...
[00:03] Ryusui
    I need!
[00:04] Ryusui
    I need a professional chef!
[00:08] Chrome
    This bread Senku made is perfectly good.
[00:12] Kohaku
    It's practically a rock,
    but it goes down easy!
[00:16] Ryusui
    You lot have much to try.
[00:19] Ryusui
    True bread is unbelievable!
[00:23] Ryusui
    That's why I want a professional chef!
    We're going to slap one up!
[00:26] Senku
    We're all out of petrification
    revival fluid, though.
[00:29] Senku
    We could make some from poo,
    but it'll take a while.
[00:33] Senku
    A few months.
[00:34] Ryusui
    No! I want one now!
[00:36] Chrome
    Are you even listening to him?
[00:39] Ryusui
    Not to worry!
[00:40] Ryusui
    I'll find us one or two people's
    worth of revival fluid.
[00:45] Senku
    How? Dumbass.
[00:47] Senku
    We don't have the nitric acid we need.
[00:50] Ryusui
    About that...
[00:52] Ryusui
    I can think of some baddies
    who've been hiding some.
[00:57] Chrome
    Your face!
[00:58] Chrome
    You're obviously the baddie here!
SIGN    Greed Equals Justice
[02:40] Minami
    Hello?
[02:42] Minami
    Huh? Revival fluid?
[02:44] Minami
    Why would I have any of that?
[02:48] Ryusui
    Don't play dumb, journalass!
[02:50] Ryusui
    You were in charge of choosing
    people to revive, weren't you?
[02:55] Ryusui
    You would have plenty of opportunities
    to swipe a person's worth.
[02:59] Ryusui
    You can wake up whomever you
    want and make them talk.
[03:02] Ryusui
    The stuff's made of dreams
    if you're a journalist.
[03:05] Ryusui
    No one can escape the desire of greed.
[03:10] Ryusui
    I know, because I'm the
    greediest person in the world.
[03:13] Ryusui
    You're hiding some.
[03:16] Gen
    Seriously?!
[03:18] Gen
    You can really make that, Senku-chan?!
[03:22] Chrome
    Senku hasn't said anything.
[03:25] Senku
    Let Gen handle all the sketchy dealings.
[03:28] Gen
    He says he has the perfect gift for a
    talented reporter, Hokutozai Minami-chan...
[03:33] Gen
    in exchange for the revival fluid.
[03:36] Chrome
    Hokutozai Minami?
[03:38] Senku
    That's a badass name, journalass.
[03:42] Ryusui
    Her initials are N E W S...
[03:45] Ryusui
    "News."
[03:47] Gen
    Whisper, whisper, whisper...
[03:51] Minami
    I...
[03:53] Minami
    I want it!
[03:55] Minami
    But...
[03:56] Chrome
    Hear that? There's something she wants.
[03:58] Chrome
    Sounds like we're gonna have to
    use science to make stuff again!
[04:02] Senku
    I don't mind.
[04:05] Senku
    To want is the driving force behind science.
[04:08] Senku
    Without it, we wouldn't get anywhere.
[04:10] Senku
    Every time we make something new,
    it leads to something in the future.
[04:18] Minami
    I only have enough for a tiger cub.
[04:22] Minami
    So who are you waking up with it?
[04:25] Minami
    A three-star chef?
[04:31] Nikki
    Isn't this...
[04:32] Gen
    Ah.
[04:33] Taiju
    It's where we found Ryusui!
[04:36] Ryusui
    Francois is the one we want.
[04:39] Ryusui
    You'll find them quickly.
[04:41] Ryusui
    They were with me when I was petrified.
[04:44] Senku
    Francois?
[04:46] (Flashback) Ryusui
    Ask my butler, Francois, for a check.
[04:49] (Flashback) Ryusui
    Write any number you like on it.
[04:51] (Flashback) Ryusui
    Francois!
[04:52] Senku
    Your butler, huh, Ryusui?
[04:55] Ryusui
    Butler-slash-chef.
[04:57] Ryusui
    They made all my meals, of course,
    but they also managed all kinds of service.
[05:01] Ryusui
    They're a professional devoted
    to the art of hospitality.
[05:05] Ryusui
    Even in this primitive world,
    they'll make not just food,
[05:09] Ryusui
    but the meals that we all desire.
[05:14] Taiju
    A man?!
[05:15] Taiju
    No, a woman?!
[05:16] Yuzuriha
    Actually, we don't really know.
[05:19] Taiju
    I'm gonna excuse myself, just in case!
[05:21] Taiju
    It's only polite!
[05:23] Nikki
    Isn't Francois a male name?
[05:26] Nikki
    Ryusui wouldn't tell us.
[05:29] Yuzuriha
    I brought the clothes he asked me to.
[05:49] Francois
    I thank you kindly for everything,
    including the clothes.
[05:54] Francois
    But first...
[05:56] Francois
    Do any of you know of Nanami Ryusui-san?
[06:00] Francois
    I must find him immediately.
[06:04] Yuzuriha
    After you just woke up for the
    first time in 3,700 years?
[06:07] Yuzuriha
    Shouldn't you get some rest first?
[06:09] Ryusui
    Ryusui's doing well!
[06:11] Ryusui
    There's no need to worry.
[06:12] Francois
    Worry?
[06:13] Francois
    Unfortunately, whether I'm worried or
    not has no bearing on the situation.
[06:19] Francois
    This is my job, after all.
[06:22] Francois
    I shall be heading out now.
[06:24] Gen
    Wait, you don't even know where he is!
[06:26] Gen
    I'll come along as your guide.
[06:29] Gen
    Sheesh!
[06:29] Francois
    Thank you kindly.
[06:31] Francois
    I appreciate it.
[06:38] Gen
    Help me!
[06:43] Ukyo
    Francois?
[06:45] Ukyo
    Is that a French name?
[06:47] Ukyo
    Can they speak Japanese?
[06:49] Ryusui
    I'd never thought about it before.
[06:51] Ryusui
    They might be Japanese.
[06:53] Ryusui
    Was it Francois or Fransowa?
[06:55] Ryusui
    I don't remember their real name,
    nor do I know their gender.
[06:58] Kohaku
    Not even their gender?!
[06:59] Chrome
    You really couldn't care a little more?
[07:01] Ryusui
    I only know one thing:
[07:04] Ryusui
    Francois is the most
    desirable butler in the world.
[07:08] Ryusui
    If they're good, their background and
    gender don't matter. Am I right?
[07:12] Francois
    Pardon me, Ryusui-sama, everyone.
[07:14] Francois
    I'd like to take a look at the finished bread.
[07:17] Chrome
    They just waltzed right in!
[07:23] Chrome
    I'm dead...
[07:25] Chrome
    Two whole days... non-stop...
[07:28] Kohaku
    Don't we need to fill them in on everything?
[07:31] Ryusui
    Never mind that.
[07:33] Ryusui
    Why would Francois not have assessed
    the situation while on the way here?
[07:39] Ryusui
    And this is the bread we
    baked using our wheat!
[07:44] Ryusui
    This is bread.
[07:51] Francois
    Preparing for the worst possible scenario
    is part of my job, so allow me to ask...
[07:55] Francois
    You didn't serve this industrial
    sludge to our guests, did you?
[08:00] Ryusui
    I did!
[08:01] Kohaku
    It was pretty tasty!
[08:07] Francois
    Please tell me the purpose of our
    menu as well as the guests' requests.
[08:12] Senku
    Preserved food for a long-term voyage.
[08:15] Senku
    We want long-lasting, filling bread that's
    at least fit for human consumption.
[08:19] Francois
    Rather, how many months should it last?
[08:22] Francois
    I'd like as accurate a
    figure as you can provide.
[08:28] Ryusui
    From my experience,
[08:29] Ryusui
    the crew wouldn't last
    longer than a year at sea,
[08:32] Ryusui
    and we'd be screwed either way.
[08:34] Ryusui
    So, at most...
[08:36] Ryusui
    Ten months.
[08:38] Ryusui
    That's as long as it needs to last.
[08:39] Francois
    Ten months.
[08:41] Francois
    Understood.
[08:42] Francois
    Then I shall prepare Stollen, the goats' gift.
[08:48] Kohaku
    Stollen?
[08:51] Ukyo
    It's a sweet bread that keeps for a
    long time. It's eaten at Christmas.
[09:08] Ukyo
    This is...
[09:09] Ukyo
    Wow! It's goat butter!
[09:12] Francois
    We'll stuff it with dried
    fruit preserved in alcohol.
[09:18] Senku
    Ah-ha.
[09:19] Senku
    You're sucking out all the moisture
    using butter, salt, and dry fruit.
[09:25] Senku
    Bacteria won't grow if
    there's no moisture in it.
[09:28] Senku
    Which means it won't rot.
[09:35] Ryusui
    More speed than strength.
[09:37] Senku
    Knead it firmly.
[09:39] Francois
    Pardon me.
[09:41] Francois
    Ryusui-sama, Senku-sama,
    the nuts are falling out.
[09:44] Francois
    Those parts will no doubt be scorched!
[09:48] Senku
    You're using the upper heat and
    lower heat separately, I see.
[09:55] Francois
    Fantastic.
[09:57] Francois
    I thank you kindly.
[10:00] Francois
    It is my job to satisfy all greed
     with flawless hospitality.
[10:06] Francois
    Greed...
[10:09] Francois
    equals justice.
[10:12] Francois
    For firm breads, the first
    nine minutes are critical.
[10:18] Chrome
    There's some crazy stuff happening over here!
[10:19] Kohaku
    Indeed.
[10:21] Kohaku
    I've never smelled anything so fragrant!
[10:26] Francois
    The rising period lasts for just
    the first nine minutes of baking.
[10:31] Francois
    What matters is how much heat energy
    can be transferred into the bread.
[10:35] Francois
    That is, how airtight the oven...
[10:41] Senku
    It's stupid simple science.
[10:43] Senku
    Steam conducts energy way better than air.
SIGN    Water
[10:50] Senku
    I slammed it full of heat for you.
[10:56] Francois
    Ryusui-sama, as your butler, I pledge
    to bring back the Nanami Conglomerate.
[11:03] Francois
    In order to take on this new world,
[11:06] Francois
    we absolutely want Ishigami Senku.
[11:14] Ryusui
    That's obvious to me.
[11:16] Ryusui
    I'm the greediest person
    in the world, after all.
[11:24] Chrome
    Holy crap!
[11:26] Chrome
    What's with this bread?
[11:27] Chrome
    It's mental! It's too good!
[11:31] Ukyo
    It's making me teary-eyed.
[11:33] Ukyo
    It's the first proper modern food
    I've had in thousands of years.
[11:37] Gen
    It's like a firm madeleine.
[11:38] Gen
    I could eat it forever.
[11:41] Senku
    Yeah.
[11:42] Senku
    It's as good as bread from
    a popular modern shop.
[11:46] Senku
    It'll last to the other side of
    the planet, and it's good as hell.
[11:50] Senku
    A perfect food that I've been dying to have.
[11:53] Senku
    And we've got it now!
[11:56] Francois
    Greed equals justice.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 166 0 l 166 60 l 0 60
SIGN    Bread
    acquired!!
[12:07] Chrome
    This stuff...
[12:09] Chrome
    This stuff is way too good.
[12:10] Chrome
    This is just wrong, Francois!
[12:14] Francois
    It's nothing difficult.
[12:16] Francois
    All you need to make bread is flour.
[12:21] Francois
    Mix water and flour, and let it rest
    for several days at about 30 degrees.
[12:26] Francois
    It's summer now, so the weather's just right.
[12:28] Francois
    It'll ferment on its own and begin bubbling.
[12:32] Gen
    Huh?
[12:33] Gen
    Don't you need that, er,
    "yeast" stuff to make bread?
[12:37] Senku
    That stuff's all over the place.
[12:39] Senku
    Wheat's enough to get it growing.
[12:42] Gen
    Huh...
[12:43] Francois
    There's plenty on fruit skins, in particular.
[12:46] Francois
    It might help give it some fragrance.
[12:50] Francois
    The more water you use,
    the softer the bread will be.
[12:53] Francois
    But it'll also spoil faster.
[12:55] Francois
    So I suggest a water to flour
    ratio of about one-to-one.
[12:58] Francois
    Once we have the bread, the rest of the
    process is the same as modern breadmaking.
SIGN    Francois's Bread Class
[13:05] Francois
    Francois's Bread Class.
SIGN    Water
SIGN    Salt
[13:10] Francois
    First, add water and salt
    to flour, and then knead.
[13:17] Francois
    Let it sit for roughly an hour.
[13:20] Francois
    Ball it up again to force out any gas.
[13:22] Francois
    Make a V with your hand,
    and fold the dough over itself.
[13:26] Francois
    Then leave it for another hour.
[13:30] Francois
    Bake at 200 to 300 degrees...
[13:33] Francois
    And you're done.
[13:35] Chrome
    Oh, man!
[13:37] Chrome
    That's awesome!
[13:39] Minami
    And who do you have to thank
    for that awesome bread?
[13:45] All
    Francois.
[13:47] Minami
    Obviously not!
[13:48] Minami
    I mean, you're right, but...
[13:49] Minami
    Francois, too, but...
[13:51] Minami
    It's because I gave you that tiger
    cub's worth of revival fluid!
[13:54] Minami
    Also, I haven't forgotten what you
    promised to make me in exchange!
[14:00] Minami
    Bread's nice, but what I want most...
[14:08] Chrome
    The hell?
[14:10] Senku
    You talk out of your ass
    way too much, mentalist.
[14:14] Gen
    I was kinda just in the moment
    when I promised her, y'know?
[14:17] Gen
    You can do it, can't you, Senku-chan?
[14:19] Senku
    The work's going to be a bit intricate.
[14:22] Senku
    I'm gonna need the craftsman.
[14:25] Kohaku
    Kaseki's old.
[14:27] Kohaku
    Ishigami Village would be
    too long a walk for him.
[14:29] Kohaku
    Is it really a good idea
    to summon him so casually?
[14:32] Taiju
    I'll carry him on my back, then!
[14:35] Senku
    Oh, it's Taiju.
[14:36] Taiju
    I'll take care of it!
[14:37] Senku
    All right. Thanks.
[14:40] Kaseki
    Thankies!
[14:41] Kaseki
    You don't have to worry about me.
[14:44] Kaseki
    Senku...
[14:46] Kaseki
    Do you have any idea how
    bored I've been since you left?
[14:50] Kaseki
    Don't underestimate a craftsman.
[15:07] Senku
    It can drive up hills now
    with its dual pistons...
[15:11] All
    The Steam Gorilla II!
[15:20] Kaseki
    We had everything on hand,
    including the engine.
[15:23] All
    Your clothes!
[15:25] Kaseki
    Dapper, am I not?
[15:26] Kaseki
    I'm thinking I'll go with this look from now on.
[15:31] Kaseki
    So, what did you bring me here to make?
[15:39] All
    Your clothes!
[15:44] Senku
    Let's let craftsman Kaseki
    deal with the building.
[15:47] Senku
    We gotta focus on the science.
[15:49] Chrome
    Right!
[15:50] Senku
    This is the stuff we're
    mixing together this time.
[15:52] Senku
    Our old friend, sodium hydroxide...
[15:57] Senku
    Silver...
[15:57] Senku
    And ammonia.
[15:59] Chrome
    That's the smelly stuff we get from pee.
[16:03] Senku
    We dip this glass into the sketchy
    concoction we just made.
[16:07] Senku
    Sprinkle on just a hint of glucose...
[16:11] Senku
    And it's done.
[16:12] Chrome
    Already?!
[16:14] Chrome
    Wait, what the heck is this?!
[16:16] Chrome
    Me?!
[16:17] Chrome
    Oh, damn!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 234 0l 234 50 l 0 50
SIGN    Mirror acquired!!
[16:18] Senku
    Now we just need to wipe the front part and
    glue on some paper or carbon or whatever.
[16:23] Senku
    That'll keep the silver coating from
    coming off and make it usable.
[16:28] Ukyo
    It was a mirror that you wanted, Minami-chan?
[16:31] Chrome
    It's always your face and
    beauty with you, isn't it?
[16:36] Kaseki
    Don't be so insensitive, Chrome!
[16:38] Kaseki
    Women are all beautiful.
    Of course they take care of themselves.
[16:42] Minami
    Mirrors are important.
[16:46] Minami
    But what I really want is my work tool.
[16:49] Chrome
    Your work tool?
[16:50] Senku
    This mirror...
[16:54] Senku
    is a film.
[16:56] Chrome
    Do you mean...
[16:59] Senku
    We put the mirror into the body that
    Kaseki-sensei made and close it.
[17:04] Senku
    That means it has a dark
    room feature built in.
[17:07] Senku
    And then we bathe it in the sulfur
    steam we made from seaweed.
[17:14] Senku
    That's it for the film.
[17:18] Senku
    The daguerreotype.
[17:20] Senku
    Humanity's oldest...
[17:24] Senku
    camera.
[18:01] Minami
    That day, thousands of years ago...
[18:07] Minami
    I lost my camera forever.
[18:18] Minami
    Thank you.
[18:21] Minami
    I promise I'll use this one shot...
[18:30] Minami
    to make a record of humanity
    building civilization
[18:37] Minami
    from scratch.
[18:43] Senku
    Sure, you do that.
[18:45] Senku
    We're taking some, too. From our balloon.
[18:49] Ryusui
    I see!
[18:50] Ryusui
    Aerial photos for surveying from above!
[18:53] Senku
    It'll be ten billion times faster
    than just using our eyes.
[18:57] Senku
    That's why I made the cameras.
[19:00] Gen
    Y-You could have just said
    it was for Minami-chan.
[19:03] Gen
    You're just embarrassing her
    after that nice speech she made.
[19:07] Minami
    At least let me take the first
    picture for memory's sake!
[19:10] Gen & Ukyo
    Perfectly fair.
[19:13] Ryusui
    I'm buying the photo, model rights and all!
[19:16] Minami
    Why should the first photo be yours?!
[19:19] Ryusui
    What are you talking about?
[19:21] Ryusui
    It's a record of the beginning
    of technological civilization.
[19:26] Ryusui
    It should be Senku, obviously.
[19:28] Ryusui
    Am I right?
[19:31] Ryusui
    An exhibit at the Nanami Museum,
    representing the history of the new world.
[19:39] Francois
    You seem to misunderstand Ryusui-sama.
[19:43] Francois
    He doesn't want the glory for himself.
[19:47] Francois
    His greed isn't so tame.
[19:53] Francois
    He wants everyone to be in the spotlight,
[19:55] Francois
    and he wants all of that glory for himself.
[19:59] Francois
    And...
[20:01] Francois
    I suspected this might happen.
[20:04] Francois
    So I had Kaseki-sama bring Ryusui-sama's
    wardrobe for the shoot.
[20:10] Gen
    Just how well-prepared can you be?
[20:14] Ryusui
    That's my Francois!
[20:18] Minami
    Well, here I go.
[20:22] Ukyo
    Isn't this one of those cameras
[20:24] Ukyo
    that flips left and right?
[20:26] Senku
    Nope. It has a prism in it.
[20:29] Senku
    It's not going to invert.
[20:35] Senku
    Forget it!
[20:36] Senku
    Clothes will only get in
    the way on the balloon!
[20:38] Senku
    If you wanna take pictures, fine!
[20:40] Minami
    At least pose for me!
[20:43] Kohaku
    Senku? Pose?
[20:45] Ukyo
    I can't picture it.
[20:47] Ukyo
    Him, posing with a peace sign?
[20:49] Ukyo
    Then how about the pose taken by
    the world's most famous scientist?
[20:55] Minami
    That's it!
[21:05] Senku
    Unlike smartphones or digital cameras,
    this doesn't work instantly.
[21:11] Senku
    Fly steady, or it's going
    to be blurry as hell.
[21:15] Ryusui
    I'm the king of the wind. Don't forget that.
[21:30] Ryusui
    I'll find us that oil in no time!
[21:39] Chrome
    According to Senku, we cook it in mercury.
[21:43] Chrome
    Then we put in the "fixing solution"
    made from sulfur, and...
[21:52] Kaseki
    Senku's standing on the board!
[21:55] Chrome
    What's up with this pose, anyway?
[21:58] Minami
    You'd need to be a modern
    person to know the reference.
[22:02] Minami
    That's the pose of the world's
    most famous scientist.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 142 0 l 142 70 l 0 70
SIGN    Photography
    acquired!
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