# E2 - Greed Equals Justice
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U3D25X/greed-equals-justice)
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**[00:01] Ryusui**
I want...
**[00:03] Ryusui**
I need!
**[00:04] Ryusui**
I need a professional chef!
**[00:08] Chrome**
This bread Senku made is perfectly good.
**[00:12] Kohaku**
It's practically a rock,
but it goes down easy!
**[00:16] Ryusui**
You lot have much to try.
**[00:19] Ryusui**
True bread is unbelievable!
**[00:23] Ryusui**
That's why I want a professional chef!
We're going to slap one up!
**[00:26] Senku**
We're all out of petrification
revival fluid, though.
**[00:29] Senku**
We could make some from poo,
but it'll take a while.
**[00:33] Senku**
A few months.
**[00:34] Ryusui**
No! I want one now!
**[00:36] Chrome**
Are you even listening to him?
**[00:39] Ryusui**
Not to worry!
**[00:40] Ryusui**
I'll find us one or two people's
worth of revival fluid.
**[00:45] Senku**
How? Dumbass.
**[00:47] Senku**
We don't have the nitric acid we need.
**[00:50] Ryusui**
About that...
**[00:52] Ryusui**
I can think of some baddies
who've been hiding some.
**[00:57] Chrome**
Your face!
**[00:58] Chrome**
You're obviously the baddie here!
***SIGN*** Greed Equals Justice
**[02:40] Minami**
Hello?
**[02:42] Minami**
Huh? Revival fluid?
**[02:44] Minami**
Why would I have any of that?
**[02:48] Ryusui**
*Don't play dumb, journalass!*
**[02:50] Ryusui**
You were in charge of choosing
people to revive, weren't you?
**[02:55] Ryusui**
You would have plenty of opportunities
to swipe a person's worth.
**[02:59] Ryusui**
You can wake up whomever you
want and make them talk.
**[03:02] Ryusui**
The stuff's made of dreams
if you're a journalist.
**[03:05] Ryusui**
*No one can escape the desire of greed.*
**[03:10] Ryusui**
I know, because I'm the
greediest person in the world.
**[03:13] Ryusui**
You're hiding some.
**[03:16] Gen**
Seriously?!
**[03:18] Gen**
You can really make that, Senku-chan?!
**[03:22] Chrome**
Senku hasn't said anything.
**[03:25] Senku**
Let Gen handle all the sketchy dealings.
**[03:28] Gen**
He says he has the perfect gift for a
talented reporter, Hokutozai Minami-chan...
**[03:33] Gen**
in exchange for the revival fluid.
**[03:36] Chrome**
Hokutozai Minami?
**[03:38] Senku**
That's a badass name, journalass.
**[03:42] Ryusui**
Her initials are N E W S...
**[03:45] Ryusui**
"News."
**[03:47] Gen**
Whisper, whisper, whisper...
**[03:51] Minami**
I...
**[03:53] Minami**
I want it!
**[03:55] Minami**
But...
**[03:56] Chrome**
Hear that? There's something she wants.
**[03:58] Chrome**
Sounds like we're gonna have to
use science to make stuff again!
**[04:02] Senku**
I don't mind.
**[04:05] Senku**
To want is the driving force behind science.
**[04:08] Senku**
Without it, we wouldn't get anywhere.
**[04:10] Senku**
Every time we make something new,
it leads to something in the future.
**[04:18] Minami**
I only have enough for a tiger cub.
**[04:22] Minami**
So who are you waking up with it?
**[04:25] Minami**
A three-star chef?
**[04:31] Nikki**
Isn't this...
**[04:32] Gen**
Ah.
**[04:33] Taiju**
It's where we found Ryusui!
**[04:36] Ryusui**
Francois is the one we want.
**[04:39] Ryusui**
You'll find them quickly.
**[04:41] Ryusui**
They were with me when I was petrified.
**[04:44] Senku**
Francois?
**[04:46] (Flashback) Ryusui**
Ask my butler, Francois, for a check.
**[04:49] (Flashback) Ryusui**
Write any number you like on it.
**[04:51] (Flashback) Ryusui**
Francois!
**[04:52] Senku**
Your butler, huh, Ryusui?
**[04:55] Ryusui**
Butler-slash-chef.
**[04:57] Ryusui**
They made all my meals, of course,
but they also managed all kinds of service.
**[05:01] Ryusui**
They're a professional devoted
to the art of hospitality.
**[05:05] Ryusui**
Even in this primitive world,
they'll make not just *food*,
**[05:09] Ryusui**
but the *meals* that we all desire.
**[05:14] Taiju**
A man?!
**[05:15] Taiju**
No, a woman?!
**[05:16] Yuzuriha**
Actually, we don't really know.
**[05:19] Taiju**
I'm gonna excuse myself, just in case!
**[05:21] Taiju**
It's only polite!
**[05:23] Nikki**
Isn't Francois a male name?
**[05:26] Nikki**
Ryusui wouldn't tell us.
**[05:29] Yuzuriha**
I brought the clothes he asked me to.
**[05:49] Francois**
I thank you kindly for everything,
including the clothes.
**[05:54] Francois**
But first...
**[05:56] Francois**
Do any of you know of Nanami Ryusui-san?
**[06:00] Francois**
I must find him immediately.
**[06:04] Yuzuriha**
After you just woke up for the
first time in 3,700 years?
**[06:07] Yuzuriha**
Shouldn't you get some rest first?
**[06:09] Ryusui**
Ryusui's doing well!
**[06:11] Ryusui**
There's no need to worry.
**[06:12] Francois**
Worry?
**[06:13] Francois**
Unfortunately, whether I'm worried or
not has no bearing on the situation.
**[06:19] Francois**
This is my job, after all.
**[06:22] Francois**
I shall be heading out now.
**[06:24] Gen**
Wait, you don't even know where he is!
**[06:26] Gen**
I'll come along as your guide.
**[06:29] Gen**
Sheesh!
**[06:29] Francois**
Thank you kindly.
**[06:31] Francois**
I appreciate it.
**[06:38] Gen**
Help me!
**[06:43] Ukyo**
Francois?
**[06:45] Ukyo**
Is that a French name?
**[06:47] Ukyo**
Can they speak Japanese?
**[06:49] Ryusui**
I'd never thought about it before.
**[06:51] Ryusui**
They might be Japanese.
**[06:53] Ryusui**
Was it Francois or Fransowa?
**[06:55] Ryusui**
I don't remember their real name,
nor do I know their gender.
**[06:58] Kohaku**
Not even their gender?!
**[06:59] Chrome**
You really couldn't care a little more?
**[07:01] Ryusui**
I only know one thing:
**[07:04] Ryusui**
Francois is the most
desirable butler in the world.
**[07:08] Ryusui**
If they're good, their background and
gender don't matter. Am I right?
**[07:12] Francois**
Pardon me, Ryusui-sama, everyone.
**[07:14] Francois**
I'd like to take a look at the finished bread.
**[07:17] Chrome**
They just waltzed right in!
**[07:23] Chrome**
I'm dead...
**[07:25] Chrome**
Two whole days... non-stop...
**[07:28] Kohaku**
Don't we need to fill them in on everything?
**[07:31] Ryusui**
Never mind that.
**[07:33] Ryusui**
Why would Francois not have assessed
the situation while on the way here?
**[07:39] Ryusui**
And this is the bread we
baked using our wheat!
**[07:44] Ryusui**
This is bread.
**[07:51] Francois**
Preparing for the worst possible scenario
is part of my job, so allow me to ask...
**[07:55] Francois**
You didn't serve this industrial
sludge to our guests, did you?
**[08:00] Ryusui**
I did!
**[08:01] Kohaku**
It was pretty tasty!
**[08:07] Francois**
Please tell me the purpose of our
menu as well as the guests' requests.
**[08:12] Senku**
Preserved food for a long-term voyage.
**[08:15] Senku**
We want long-lasting, filling bread that's
at least fit for human consumption.
**[08:19] Francois**
Rather, how many months should it last?
**[08:22] Francois**
I'd like as accurate a
figure as you can provide.
**[08:28] Ryusui**
From my experience,
**[08:29] Ryusui**
the crew wouldn't last
longer than a year at sea,
**[08:32] Ryusui**
and we'd be screwed either way.
**[08:34] Ryusui**
So, at most...
**[08:36] Ryusui**
Ten months.
**[08:38] Ryusui**
That's as long as it needs to last.
**[08:39] Francois**
Ten months.
**[08:41] Francois**
Understood.
**[08:42] Francois**
Then I shall prepare Stollen, the goats' gift.
**[08:48] Kohaku**
Stollen?
**[08:51] Ukyo**
It's a sweet bread that keeps for a
long time. It's eaten at Christmas.
**[09:08] Ukyo**
This is...
**[09:09] Ukyo**
Wow! It's goat butter!
**[09:12] Francois**
We'll stuff it with dried
fruit preserved in alcohol.
**[09:18] Senku**
Ah-ha.
**[09:19] Senku**
You're sucking out all the moisture
using butter, salt, and dry fruit.
**[09:25] Senku**
Bacteria won't grow if
there's no moisture in it.
**[09:28] Senku**
Which means it won't rot.
**[09:35] Ryusui**
More speed than strength.
**[09:37] Senku**
Knead it firmly.
**[09:39] Francois**
Pardon me.
**[09:41] Francois**
Ryusui-sama, Senku-sama,
the nuts are falling out.
**[09:44] Francois**
Those parts will no doubt be scorched!
**[09:48] Senku**
You're using the upper heat and
lower heat separately, I see.
**[09:55] Francois**
Fantastic.
**[09:57] Francois**
I thank you kindly.
**[10:00] Francois**
It is my job to satisfy all greed
with flawless hospitality.
**[10:06] Francois**
Greed...
**[10:09] Francois**
equals justice.
**[10:12] Francois**
For firm breads, the first
nine minutes are critical.
**[10:18] Chrome**
There's some crazy stuff happening over here!
**[10:19] Kohaku**
Indeed.
**[10:21] Kohaku**
I've never smelled anything so fragrant!
**[10:26] Francois**
The rising period lasts for just
the first nine minutes of baking.
**[10:31] Francois**
What matters is how much heat energy
can be transferred into the bread.
**[10:35] Francois**
That is, how airtight the oven...
**[10:41] Senku**
It's stupid simple science.
**[10:43] Senku**
Steam conducts energy way better than air.
***SIGN*** Water
**[10:50] Senku**
I slammed it full of heat for you.
**[10:56] Francois**
Ryusui-sama, as your butler, I pledge
to bring back the Nanami Conglomerate.
**[11:03] Francois**
In order to take on this new world,
**[11:06] Francois**
we absolutely want Ishigami Senku.
**[11:14] Ryusui**
That's obvious to me.
**[11:16] Ryusui**
I'm the greediest person
in the world, after all.
**[11:24] Chrome**
Holy crap!
**[11:26] Chrome**
What's with this bread?
**[11:27] Chrome**
It's mental! It's too good!
**[11:31] Ukyo**
It's making me teary-eyed.
**[11:33] Ukyo**
It's the first proper modern food
I've had in thousands of years.
**[11:37] Gen**
It's like a firm madeleine.
**[11:38] Gen**
I could eat it forever.
**[11:41] Senku**
Yeah.
**[11:42] Senku**
It's as good as bread from
a popular modern shop.
**[11:46] Senku**
It'll last to the other side of
the planet, and it's good as hell.
**[11:50] Senku**
A perfect food that I've been dying to have.
**[11:53] Senku**
And we've got it now!
**[11:56] Francois**
Greed equals justice.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 166 0 l 166 60 l 0 60
***SIGN*** Bread
acquired!!
**[12:07] Chrome**
This stuff...
**[12:09] Chrome**
This stuff is way too good.
**[12:10] Chrome**
This is just wrong, Francois!
**[12:14] Francois**
It's nothing difficult.
**[12:16] Francois**
All you need to make bread is flour.
**[12:21] Francois**
Mix water and flour, and let it rest
for several days at about 30 degrees.
**[12:26] Francois**
It's summer now, so the weather's just right.
**[12:28] Francois**
It'll ferment on its own and begin bubbling.
**[12:32] Gen**
Huh?
**[12:33] Gen**
Don't you need that, er,
"yeast" stuff to make bread?
**[12:37] Senku**
That stuff's all over the place.
**[12:39] Senku**
Wheat's enough to get it growing.
**[12:42] Gen**
Huh...
**[12:43] Francois**
There's plenty on fruit skins, in particular.
**[12:46] Francois**
It might help give it some fragrance.
**[12:50] Francois**
The more water you use,
the softer the bread will be.
**[12:53] Francois**
But it'll also spoil faster.
**[12:55] Francois**
So I suggest a water to flour
ratio of about one-to-one.
**[12:58] Francois**
Once we have the bread, the rest of the
process is the same as modern breadmaking.
***SIGN*** Francois's Bread Class
**[13:05] Francois**
Francois's Bread Class.
***SIGN*** Water
***SIGN*** Salt
**[13:10] Francois**
First, add water and salt
to flour, and then knead.
**[13:17] Francois**
Let it sit for roughly an hour.
**[13:20] Francois**
Ball it up again to force out any gas.
**[13:22] Francois**
Make a V with your hand,
and fold the dough over itself.
**[13:26] Francois**
Then leave it for another hour.
**[13:30] Francois**
Bake at 200 to 300 degrees...
**[13:33] Francois**
And you're done.
**[13:35] Chrome**
Oh, man!
**[13:37] Chrome**
That's awesome!
**[13:39] Minami**
And who do you have to thank
for that awesome bread?
**[13:45] All**
Francois.
**[13:47] Minami**
Obviously not!
**[13:48] Minami**
I mean, you're right, but...
**[13:49] Minami**
Francois, too, but...
**[13:51] Minami**
It's because I gave you that tiger
cub's worth of revival fluid!
**[13:54] Minami**
Also, I haven't forgotten what you
promised to make me in exchange!
**[14:00] Minami**
Bread's nice, but what I want most...
**[14:08] Chrome**
The hell?
**[14:10] Senku**
You talk out of your ass
way too much, mentalist.
**[14:14] Gen**
I was kinda just in the moment
when I promised her, y'know?
**[14:17] Gen**
You can do it, can't you, Senku-chan?
**[14:19] Senku**
The work's going to be a bit intricate.
**[14:22] Senku**
I'm gonna need the craftsman.
**[14:25] Kohaku**
Kaseki's old.
**[14:27] Kohaku**
Ishigami Village would be
too long a walk for him.
**[14:29] Kohaku**
Is it really a good idea
to summon him so casually?
**[14:32] Taiju**
*I'll carry him on my back, then!*
**[14:35] Senku**
*Oh, it's Taiju.*
**[14:36] Taiju**
I'll take care of it!
**[14:37] Senku**
*All right. Thanks.*
**[14:40] Kaseki**
Thankies!
**[14:41] Kaseki**
You don't have to worry about me.
**[14:44] Kaseki**
*Senku...*
**[14:46] Kaseki**
Do you have any idea how
bored I've been since you left?
**[14:50] Kaseki**
Don't underestimate a craftsman.
**[15:07] Senku**
It can drive up hills now
with its dual pistons...
**[15:11] All**
The Steam Gorilla II!
**[15:20] Kaseki**
We had everything on hand,
including the engine.
**[15:23] All**
Your clothes!
**[15:25] Kaseki**
Dapper, am I not?
**[15:26] Kaseki**
I'm thinking I'll go with this look from now on.
**[15:31] Kaseki**
So, what did you bring me here to make?
**[15:39] All**
Your clothes!
**[15:44] Senku**
Let's let craftsman Kaseki
deal with the building.
**[15:47] Senku**
We gotta focus on the science.
**[15:49] Chrome**
Right!
**[15:50] Senku**
This is the stuff we're
mixing together this time.
**[15:52] Senku**
Our old friend, sodium hydroxide...
**[15:57] Senku**
Silver...
**[15:57] Senku**
And ammonia.
**[15:59] Chrome**
That's the smelly stuff we get from pee.
**[16:03] Senku**
We dip this glass into the sketchy
concoction we just made.
**[16:07] Senku**
Sprinkle on just a hint of glucose...
**[16:11] Senku**
And it's done.
**[16:12] Chrome**
Already?!
**[16:14] Chrome**
Wait, what the heck is this?!
**[16:16] Chrome**
Me?!
**[16:17] Chrome**
Oh, damn!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 234 0l 234 50 l 0 50
***SIGN*** Mirror acquired!!
**[16:18] Senku**
Now we just need to wipe the front part and
glue on some paper or carbon or whatever.
**[16:23] Senku**
That'll keep the silver coating from
coming off and make it usable.
**[16:28] Ukyo**
It was a mirror that you wanted, Minami-chan?
**[16:31] Chrome**
It's always your face and
beauty with you, isn't it?
**[16:36] Kaseki**
Don't be so insensitive, Chrome!
**[16:38] Kaseki**
Women are all beautiful.
Of course they take care of themselves.
**[16:42] Minami**
Mirrors are important.
**[16:46] Minami**
But what I really want is my work tool.
**[16:49] Chrome**
Your work tool?
**[16:50] Senku**
This mirror...
**[16:54] Senku**
is a film.
**[16:56] Chrome**
Do you mean...
**[16:59] Senku**
We put the mirror into the body that
Kaseki-sensei made and close it.
**[17:04] Senku**
That means it has a dark
room feature built in.
**[17:07] Senku**
And then we bathe it in the sulfur
steam we made from seaweed.
**[17:14] Senku**
That's it for the film.
**[17:18] Senku**
The daguerreotype.
**[17:20] Senku**
Humanity's oldest...
**[17:24] Senku**
camera.
**[18:01] Minami**
That day, thousands of years ago...
**[18:07] Minami**
I lost my camera forever.
**[18:18] Minami**
Thank you.
**[18:21] Minami**
I promise I'll use this one shot...
**[18:30] Minami**
to make a record of humanity
building civilization
**[18:37] Minami**
from scratch.
**[18:43] Senku**
Sure, you do that.
**[18:45] Senku**
We're taking some, too. From our balloon.
**[18:49] Ryusui**
I see!
**[18:50] Ryusui**
Aerial photos for surveying from above!
**[18:53] Senku**
It'll be ten billion times faster
than just using our eyes.
**[18:57] Senku**
That's why I made the cameras.
**[19:00] Gen**
Y-You could have just said
it was for Minami-chan.
**[19:03] Gen**
You're just embarrassing her
after that nice speech she made.
**[19:07] Minami**
At least let me take the first
picture for memory's sake!
**[19:10] Gen & Ukyo**
Perfectly fair.
**[19:13] Ryusui**
I'm buying the photo, model rights and all!
**[19:16] Minami**
Why should the first photo be yours?!
**[19:19] Ryusui**
What are you talking about?
**[19:21] Ryusui**
It's a record of the beginning
of technological civilization.
**[19:26] Ryusui**
It should be Senku, obviously.
**[19:28] Ryusui**
Am I right?
**[19:31] Ryusui**
An exhibit at the Nanami Museum,
representing the history of the new world.
**[19:39] Francois**
You seem to misunderstand Ryusui-sama.
**[19:43] Francois**
He doesn't want the glory for himself.
**[19:47] Francois**
His greed isn't so tame.
**[19:53] Francois**
He wants everyone to be in the spotlight,
**[19:55] Francois**
and he wants all of that glory for himself.
**[19:59] Francois**
And...
**[20:01] Francois**
I suspected this might happen.
**[20:04] Francois**
So I had Kaseki-sama bring Ryusui-sama's
wardrobe for the shoot.
**[20:10] Gen**
Just how well-prepared can you be?
**[20:14] Ryusui**
That's my Francois!
**[20:18] Minami**
Well, here I go.
**[20:22] Ukyo**
Isn't this one of those cameras
**[20:24] Ukyo**
that flips left and right?
**[20:26] Senku**
Nope. It has a prism in it.
**[20:29] Senku**
It's not going to invert.
**[20:35] Senku**
Forget it!
**[20:36] Senku**
Clothes will only get in
the way on the balloon!
**[20:38] Senku**
If you wanna take pictures, fine!
**[20:40] Minami**
At least pose for me!
**[20:43] Kohaku**
Senku? Pose?
**[20:45] Ukyo**
I can't picture it.
**[20:47] Ukyo**
Him, posing with a peace sign?
**[20:49] Ukyo**
Then how about the pose taken by
the world's most famous scientist?
**[20:55] Minami**
That's it!
**[21:05] Senku**
Unlike smartphones or digital cameras,
this doesn't work instantly.
**[21:11] Senku**
Fly steady, or it's going
to be blurry as hell.
**[21:15] Ryusui**
I'm the king of the wind. Don't forget that.
**[21:30] Ryusui**
I'll find us that oil in no time!
**[21:39] Chrome**
According to Senku, we cook it in mercury.
**[21:43] Chrome**
Then we put in the "fixing solution"
made from sulfur, and...
**[21:52] Kaseki**
Senku's standing on the board!
**[21:55] Chrome**
What's up with this pose, anyway?
**[21:58] Minami**
You'd need to be a modern
person to know the reference.
**[22:02] Minami**
That's the pose of the world's
most famous scientist.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 142 0 l 142 70 l 0 70
***SIGN*** Photography
acquired!
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