5 - DOCTOR VS. DOCTOR

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[00:04] Stanley
    Yo, Xeno.
[00:06] Stanley
    I knew I'd find you here.
[00:07] Stanley
    Good news.
[00:09] Stanley
    The New World has its first guest.
[00:16] Gen
    Just like Senku-chan.
[00:19] Gen
    No, not at all.
[00:20] Gen
    He's a grown-up.
[00:25] Gen
    He's seriously a professional...
[00:29] Gen
    scientist.
[02:11] Kohaku
    What is that tall, slender bar?
[02:16] Chrome
    Damn, those guys are making something.
[02:19] Chrome
    Using science.
[02:24] Chrome
    I need to get as much info as I can on
    the enemy and inform Senku's team.
[02:32] Chrome
    Actually...
[02:33] Chrome
    Where's Gen?
[02:35] Chrome
    I guess he managed to infiltrate their base.
[02:38] Kohaku
    Knowing that vapid man,
    he'll have managed to schmooze them.
[02:42] Kohaku
    I doubt he's messed it up.
[02:45] Kohaku
    He's the most trustworthy liar in the world.
[02:47] Gen
    Blabbidy boo.
[02:49] Chrome
    Is he a liar or is he trustworthy? Which is it?
[02:56] Chrome
    Do you hear me, Perseus*?
[02:59] Chrome
    We just had a change of plans, and we need to—
[03:01] Senku
    You can stop right there.
[03:05] Chrome
    Huh? Eh?
[03:08] Yuzuriha
    Right. We're on radio.
[03:11] Tsukasa
    The enemy are scientists, too.
[03:14] Tsukasa
    There's a good chance they're eavesdropping.
[03:16] Ukyo
    That's true. They seemed to be one
    step ahead of us all the time.
[03:22] Ryusui
    The enemy knows Japanese.
[03:24] Ryusui
    At least, that should be our assumption.
[03:26] Tsukasa
    Tell us as simply as possible.
[03:29] Tsukasa
    What's the situation?
[03:31] Tsukasa
    Who's there with you?
[03:34] Chrome
    It's just me and Koha—a woman.
[03:38] Tsukasa
    A: Gen's been abducted by the enemy.
[03:42] Tsukasa
    B: Gen is infiltrating the enemy,
    pretending to have betrayed us.
[03:46] Ryusui
    It's B.
[03:47] Ryusui
    You can trust a sailor's instincts.
[03:51] Senku
    Instincts have nothing to do with it.
[03:53] Senku
    That's ten billion percent the case.
[03:55] Senku
    Boop.
[03:57] Yuzuriha
    You're hanging up already?!
[03:59] Senku
    They'll figure out where the
    radio signal's coming from
[04:01] Senku
    if we stay on the line too long.
[04:03] Ukyo
    We don't know how advanced their science is.
[04:07] Ukyo
    This is nothing like any
    of our previous battles.
[04:11] Ukyo
    Science has always been our advantage.
[04:14] Ukyo
    But this time, they might surpass us.
[04:21] Senku
    So it's a hardcore battle between science users.
[04:26] Senku
    This is exhilarating.
[04:34] Magma
    Damn it.
[04:36] Magma
    What the hell are you doing?
    Chrome, what are you, an idiot?
[04:39] Magma
    Didn't I tell you not to ca—
[04:41] Xeno
    Ah, hey there.
[04:45] Xeno
    I see.
[04:46] Xeno
    So this is your frequency.
[04:49] Xeno
    This is how you stay in touch.
[04:56] Xeno
    Nice to meet you, Youth Kingdom of Science.
[05:01] Ukyo
    They made contact with us!
[05:06] Magma
    So you're the bad guy!
[05:08] Magma
    I like your grit.
[05:11] Xeno
    I apologize for my poor Japanese,
[05:13] Xeno
    but this isn't something I can
    explain to any ordinary idiot.
[05:17] Xeno
    I'm Doctor Xeno.
[05:19] Xeno
    I want to talk to your science leader.
[05:24] Xeno
    Connect me to Doctor Taiju.
[05:30] All
    Doctor Taiju?
[05:36] Senku
    Uh-huh, that's Gen for you.
[05:40] Ryusui
    He set up our toughest guy to be the decoy.
[05:43] Ryusui
    He's supposed to be the
    science users' bodyguard.
[05:46] Ryusui
    Makes sense.
[05:47] Taiju
    What?! I am?!
[06:01] Taiju
    In that case, I'll fight in our stead!
[06:05] Minami
    Do we need the costume?
[06:06] Minami
    Isn't it a voice call?
[06:07] Ryusui
    It's always important to get in the spirit.
[06:11] Taiju
    Taiju here.
[06:12] Taiju
    Doctor Taiju.
[06:14] Taiju
    Doctor Xeno-san, was it?
[06:16] Taiju
    There's something I want to tell you!
[06:18] Taiju
    Listen up!
[06:19] Taiju
    Shooting people out of the blue
    with a machine gun is wrong!
[06:25] All
    Well, yeah.
[06:27] Xeno
    Hey there. Sorry about my soldier, Stanley.
[06:31] Xeno
    I just wanted you to see...
[06:35] Xeno
    that you're no match for our science.
[06:40] Xeno
    Doctor Taiju, as a man of science,
    I'm sure you understand just as well
[06:44] Xeno
    what that means.
[06:46] Xeno
    We've already completed our Haber-Bosch plant.
[06:50] Taiju
    What?!
[06:53] Taiju
    H-Harvard what?
[06:56] Taiju
    Good work, Doctor Xeno!
[06:58] Taiju
    Impressive!
[06:59] Senku
    Quit running your mouth, damn it!
[07:01] Senku
    You're gonna give away the game!
[07:03] Minami
    What's this Haber-whatsit?
[07:07] Senku
    Haber-Bosch plant.
[07:10] Senku
    An ammonia chemical factory.
[07:12] Senku
    Simply put...
[07:14] [SONG] Text
    Steel
[07:14] [SONG] Text
    Water
[07:14] [SONG] Text
    Air
[07:14] [SONG] Text
    Coal
[07:14] [SONG] Text
    Copper
[07:14] [SONG] Text
    Nitric Acid
[07:14] [SONG] Text
    Sulfur
[07:14] [SONG] Text
    Charcoal
[07:14] [SONG] Text
    Ammonia
[07:14] [SONG] Text
    Platinum
[07:14] [SONG] Text
    Corn
[07:14] [SONG] Text
    Nitrocellulose
SIGN    Ammunition
[07:15] Senku
    It can create not just a ton,
    but limitless gunpowder—
[07:20] Senku
    in other words, ammo.
[07:23] Taiju
    I see!
[07:24] Taiju
    In other words, you can use your
    machine gun as much as you like!
[07:28] Taiju
    Is that what you're trying to tell me?
[07:30] Xeno
    You're definitely quick
    to catch on, Doctor Taiju.
[07:35] All
    Made it sound like you already knew that!
[07:38] Ukyo
    Taiju-kun might be quite the actor.
[07:40] Yuzuriha
    I think he's just a simpleton.
[07:43] Xeno
    We're a group of grown-up professionals.
[07:46] Xeno
    We aren't like you happy little boys.
[07:50] Xeno
    I want you to surrender without
    causing a fuss and work for us.
[07:55] Xeno
    That's all we ask.
[07:56] Xeno
    We have a lack of manpower, you see.
[08:00] Magma
    What the hell is he talking about?
[08:02] Magma
    Lack of manpower?
[08:04] Magma
    There are plenty of statues lying
    around for him to revive.
[08:09] Ryusui
    In other words, they don't
    know about the revival fluid.
[08:12] Ryusui
    Am I right?
[08:15] Senku
    That's one thing that doesn't quite fit
    in the framework of existing science.
[08:20] Xeno
    Those who maintained consciousness
[08:23] Xeno
    for the thousands of years after being
    petrified can be revived with nitric acid.
[08:28] Xeno
    We are the chosen ones who were
    able to accomplish just that.
[08:33] Xeno
    It seems implausible that the dozens
    of you kids are all such heroes.
[08:43] Xeno
    How did you awaken the statues?
[08:46] Taiju
    W-Well...
[08:49] Ryusui
    The revival fluid is our only advantage.
[08:53] Ryusui
    Don't hand it over to them.
[08:55] Ryusui
    These people fired a machine gun at us on sight.
[08:58] Ryusui
    They'll mow us down with a giant
    army the moment we tell them.
[09:01] Senku
    Yeah, they have the capacity to make a
    shit ton as soon as they find our recipe.
[09:08] Senku
    Nitric acid at the factory. Alcohol from corn.
[09:13] Senku
    Which also means if we can grab that,
    we automatically have our Corn City.
[09:19] Senku
    We get our billions of people's
    worth of revival fluid.
[09:25] Taiju
    We won't tell you about the revival fluid!
[09:28] Taiju
    Request denied!
[09:31] Xeno
    I see.
[09:33] Xeno
    Then the negotiation has failed.
[09:36] Xeno
    How unfortunate.
[09:57] Suika
    Th-There's trouble!
[09:59] Suika
    That plane thing is coming back!
[10:13] Stanley
    Wow, that's a pretty big sailboat.
[10:17] Ukyo
    They've found us!
[10:18] Ukyo
    The location of the Perseus and all!
[10:19] Yo
    The enemy had more planes?!
[10:22] Nikki
    Why did you assume they'd only have one?
[10:29] Tsukasa
    It's a scout plane this time.
[10:32] Tsukasa
    Looks like we can't expect them to risk flying
    as low as they did for the river chase again.
[10:39] Ginro
    We can't reach them with
    our spears or bows, then!
[10:43] Taiju
    How are we going to fight
    against a plane, Senku?
[10:48] Senku
    We have our own plane.
[10:51] Senku
    The one they gifted us.
[10:55] Kaseki
    I fixed it all up!
[10:57] Kaseki
    How could I not get excited
    about this amazing machine?!
[11:04] Ukyo
    But how are we going to take off?
[11:07] Ukyo
    Unlike the enemy, we don't have a runway.
[11:12] Senku
    That's why we're making one.
[11:13] All
    Where?!
[11:16] Senku
    Right here.
[11:19] Senku
    We're making a carrier!
[11:21] Senku
    Operation "Mod the Perseus" begins!
[11:31] Kaseki
    Here we go!
[11:35] Minami
    A-An aircraft carrier?
[11:46] Magma
    All right! Let's get a handle on the situation.
[11:53] Yo
    Here we go again with squeaky-clean Magma.
[11:57] Yo
    He's talking way too properly, too. It's weird.
[12:00] Magma
    Eat it. Shut up and listen, or I'll kill you.
[12:03] Yo
    You're right back to your
    normal self in five seconds!
[12:06] Yo
    You could have tried a bit harder!
[12:08] Magma
    I'll beat the shit out of that Doctor Xeno dude!
[12:13] Magma
    We're here for corn!
[12:15] Magma
    And that guy has it, doesn't he?
[12:18] Magma
    Let's finish the job!
SIGN    Off
[12:22] Yo
    You mean finish off Xeno?!
[12:24] Magma
    What I want right now, Yo,
    is that gun on your waist.
[12:31] Mantle
    He hasn't just lost his mind!
[12:34] Mantle
    This is a proper plan!
[12:37] Magma
    We can just whack him ourselves...
[12:40] Mantle
    And we'll be remembered for
    generations as heroes and saviors!
SIGN    Heroes
[12:53] Yo
    Time to go hunt down Xeno!
[12:58] Minami
    No way...
[13:11] Nikki
    What kind of idiot thinks it's a good
    idea to charge into a machine gun?!
[13:16] Magma
    We've got our own gun!
[13:18] Senku
    They have ten billion orders of
    magnitude more firepower than you.
[13:21] Senku
    Although, if they have the
    patience to wait for us
[13:24] Senku
    to build our own gunpowder
    factory, then sure, maybe.
[13:32] Tsukasa
    Let's get a handle on the situation.
[13:36] Minami
    It's the same line as Magma's,
    and yet it's so much more trustworthy!
[13:50] Taiju
    It looks like a board game!
[13:52] Taiju
    Are we playing a game now?
SIGN    Kohaku
SIGN    Xeno
SIGN    me
SIGN    Gen
[13:58] Matsukaze
    A strategy meeting.
[13:59] Tsukasa
    Yeah.
[14:00] Tsukasa
    Let's first clarify where we and the enemy are.
[14:05] Senku
    Right now, we're here.
[14:12] Minami
    Do we know the enemy position?
[14:14] Ukyo
    Yeah.
[14:16] Ukyo
    I'd say we have their rough distance based
    on the angle and timing of Chrome's signal.
[14:24] Ukyo
    They're around here somewhere.
[14:27] Tsukasa
    Which means the enemy is right near by.
[14:30] Matsukaze
    Incredibly clear.
[14:32] Ginro
    B-But they know where we are, too, right?
[14:36] Ginro
    Don't you think we should
    take the Perseus and flee?
[14:39] Ukyo
    As long as they have patrol
    planes, there's no point.
[14:42] Ukyo
    If anything, we'll lose our ability to
    run to land as soon as we retreat to sea.
[14:46] Ginro
    I know, right?
[14:48] Ginro
    That's what I was actually thinking, too.
[14:50] Tsukasa
    Hyoga, what would you do if you
    were the enemy, Doctor Xeno?
[14:56] Hyoga
    I'd make a pirate ship.
[15:02] Hyoga
    Assuming the enemy is proper, that is.
[15:05] Hyoga
    I would not be contested in firepower,
[15:07] Hyoga
    so I would approach in a small
    high-speed boat and quickly take over.
[15:15] Hyoga
    A large ship would have no chance to escape.
[15:18] Tsukasa
    The same tactic as modern pirates.
[15:25] Hyoga
    The scout plane has determined
    exactly where our Perseus is.
[15:31] Hyoga
    I'd also attack from the sky.
[15:35] Hyoga
    No matter how capable we may
    be in close-quarters combat,
[15:42] Hyoga
    we can't fly.
[15:47] Tsukasa
    They have absolute air
    superiority in this battle.
[15:50] Tsukasa
    We aren't going to win.
[15:53] Ryusui
    Precisely!
[15:55] Ryusui
    In other words, to combat a plane,
    we need a dogfight!
[16:00] Ryusui
    An aerial duel!
[16:04] Minami
    A d-dogfight?!
[16:06] Senku
    And to that end...
[16:22] Senku
    We're making the Perseus carrier!
[16:26] Senku
    All hands, get this thing built ASAP!
[16:54] Minami
    Wow...
[16:56] Minami
    They're really building a runway on the deck.
[17:00] Minami
    Will we really be able to take off from here?
[17:04] Minami
    An ultralight plane only needs
    20 meters to take off.
[17:09] Senku
    Yup.
[17:10] Senku
    And for the landing, we'll grab it with a wire.
[17:13] Senku
    Just like a real aircraft carrier.
[17:16] Ryusui
    More than enough!
[17:18] Ryusui
    Who do you think the pilot's gonna be?
[17:20] Senku
    We're modding the plane itself, too.
[17:22] Senku
    It'll be stupid fast compared
    to building it from scratch.
[17:25] Minami
    Seriously, your eyes!
[17:27] Minami
    It only took you five seconds
    to lose your poker face!
[17:29] Minami
    You were just looking for an excuse
    to build a carrier, weren't you?!
[17:36] Senku
    Since we're driving the plane on wood planks,
[17:39] Senku
    we're starting by switching
    to good ol' bamboo wheels.
[17:43] Yuzuriha
    Got it!
[17:46] Kaseki
    You brought all that bamboo from Japan?
[17:50] Senku
    Yeah.
[17:51] Senku
    Bamboo is the one OP material
    advantage that we have over them.
[17:56] Ukyo
    That's right.
[17:58] Ukyo
    There's no bamboo in the US.
[18:01] Ryusui
    So that's why they use these
    glass skis instead of wheels.
[18:06] Senku
    Skis give them a chance to maybe land
    outside their runway in the corn fields.
[18:14] Senku
    They've thought this through.
[18:16] Ryusui
    They took their lack of materials
    as an opportunity to add more.
[18:22] Ryusui
    Our enemy is pretty clever—
[18:26] Ryusui
    this Doctor Xeno!
[18:33] Ukyo
    What's wrong, Ryusui?
[18:35] Ryusui
    Well...
[18:36] Ryusui
    Assuming Doctor Xeno is so clever, as a pilot,
    I recognize that scout plane's flight pattern.
[18:43] Ryusui
    It was intimidating us,
    letting us know there's nowhere to hide.
[18:48] Ryusui
    That or they're trying to pin us down here.
[18:52] Ryusui
    You can always trust a sailor's instincts!
[19:02] Xeno
    They won't be escaping.
[19:05] Xeno
    The scout plane made sure of that.
[19:21] Maya
    So you hunted them down with the plane
    so you could suppress them by force?
[19:26] Xeno
    The smarter the kids are,
    the more they'll be petrified in fear of that.
[19:35] Xeno
    But I think we should take a
    slightly more elegant approach.
[19:43] Xeno
    We'll pin them down and
    assassinate the enemy scientist.
[19:48] Gen
    A-A-Assassinate?!
[19:51] Xeno
    According to that gentleman, Mr. Gen,
    there's only one OP scientist.
[19:57] Xeno
    In other words, in order to bring
    down the Youth Kingdom of Science...
[20:03] Xeno
    we need only to erase their leader,
[20:10] Xeno
    Doctor Taiju.
[20:14] Gen
    That's a legit good idea!
[20:17] Gen
    B-B-But can you really pull that off?
[20:26] Stanley
    We can.
[20:30] Gen
    How?
[20:34] Stanley
    I can.
[20:37] Xeno
    Oh, Mr. Gen, if Stan says he can do it,
    you have no reason to ask him anything else.
[20:46] Xeno
    It can be done.
[20:49] Gen
    I'm so sorry, Taiju-chan.
[20:54] Hyoga
    Gen-kun, Chrome-kun, Kohaku-kun...
[20:57] Hyoga
    Abandon all of that and forfeit the corn,
[21:00] Hyoga
    and we'll be saved should we
    escape into the open seas.
[21:03] Taiju
    No way we'd ever do that!
[21:05] Hyoga
    I figured as much.
[21:07] Hyoga
    But the enemy doesn't know that.
[21:10] Hyoga
    That's our situation.
[21:12] Tsukasa
    So they should be attacking us soon.
[21:17] Senku
    In that case, why not save them
    the trouble and strike them first?
[21:24] Tsukasa
    We'll send a special squad to capture
    the enemy's science source, Doctor Xeno.
[21:31] Senku
    On the team will be...
[21:35] Senku
    Tsukasa, Hyoga, Ukyo, and...
[21:41] Senku
    Suika.
[21:45] Gen
    Neither side can move its base.
[21:48] Gen
    Nowhere to run.
[21:49] Gen
    Barricaded by science.
[21:51] Gen
    This is a real fistfight, isn't it?
[21:54] Gen
    There's a chance...
[21:57] Gen
    that both sides have each other in check.
[22:06] Gen
    It's a Kingdom of Science versus*
    a Kingdom of Science
[22:11] Gen
    standoff!
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