E17 - Joker

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[00:04] Gen
    They're finally here!
[00:05] Gen
    It's Senku-chan and the others!
[00:07] Gen
    We can finally get out of here!
[00:10] Ryusui
    We're going straight for the enemy's heart!
[00:12] Gen
    But why?!
[00:14] Senku
    We're going on a rampage to shut down Ibara.
[00:17] Senku
    We gotta get it done before
[00:19] Senku
    Taiju and Yuzuriha's team shows
    up with the master's statue.
[00:24] Gen
    But there are only nine of us!
[00:27] Gen
    Do you know how many hundreds
    of the enemy there are?!
[00:29] Gen
    This isn't gonna work!
[00:35] Gen
    And we're already getting started!
[02:27] Gen
    After all that waxing lyrical about
    how serious an invention the gun is,
[02:32] Gen
    and about how we're still going
    to stick to not killing anyone...
[02:36] Magma
    Die, Ibara!
[02:45] Soldier B
    The ship's getting messed up!
[02:47] Soldier C
    Just how many sorcery users are there?!
[02:50] Gen
    He's so brutish that
    everything else seems so stupid.
[02:54] Gen
    It's a strength only Magma-chan can ever have.
[02:58] Magma
    I'mma kill you all!
[03:00] Nikki
    How about you die?!
[03:03] Magma
    Enough with the hitting!
[03:05] Magma
    I'll beat you to death!
[03:07] Nikki
    You amuse me.
[03:08] Nikki
    Bring it on, Magma.
[03:10] Nikki
    Try me if you dare!
[03:12] Gen
    Thank goodness for Nikki!
[03:24] Ryusui
    Don't waste ammo!
[03:25] Kaseki
    He's right.
[03:27] Kaseki
    It's our secret weapon.
[03:29] Yo
    Damn it!
[03:30] Yo
    I only have three more shots!
[03:32] Senku
    Damn.
[03:34] Chrome
    Hey, Senku, what's that?
[03:37] Senku
    Magnesium.
[03:39] Senku
    Quick-and-dirty fireworks.
[03:42] Senku
    There.
[03:49] Ibara
    What is that?!
[03:53] Gen
    Sorcery!
[03:54] Gen
    Spear of Light!
[03:58] Gen
    All fifty sorcery users on the
    ship are gonna go pew-pew!
[04:08] Chrome
    Yeah!
[04:09] Chrome
    His bullshit worked!
[04:12] Senku
    Well, the gun itself isn't bullshit at all.
[04:14] Senku
    It's a legit gun.
[04:17] Chrome
    What's going on?
[04:18] Chrome
    There's a boat coming our way.
[04:28] Senku
    You're here too early.
[04:30] Senku
    There's no escaping or negotiating this time.
[04:33] Ryusui
    We're in for a head-on battle
    with the enemy's main force.
[04:38] Nikki
    We're counting on you, Sheriff!
[04:42] Moz
    Sorcery users always manipulate something
    with their fingers for a moment.
[04:53] Moz
    I saw your finger there!
[04:56] Moz
    You're the sorcery user, aren't you?
[05:06] Gen
    The gun!
[05:07] Gen
    Now we're done for!
[05:39] Gen
    Anything, Senku-chan?
[05:41] Gen
    Are you all out of science tricks?
[05:44] Senku
    Yeah, I've got nothing.
[05:46] Senku
    Fresh out of tricks.
[06:09] Gen
    Shit, there's nowhere to run!
[06:12] Chrome
    We've been cornered!
[06:21] Moz
    Too bad.
[06:29] Ibara
    Well, well, newcomers!
[06:34] Ibara
    You did the best you could, didn't you?
[06:36] Ibara
    I'm so moved!
[06:40] Ibara
    However...
[06:41] Ibara
    It's time to put an end to this.
[06:47] Senku
    We weren't cornered.
[06:50] Senku
    We had you corner us.
[06:52] Senku
    In this particular room.
[06:55] Ibara
    Huh?
[07:00] Gen
    Isn't this storage room...
[07:03] Senku
    I didn't want to use this card.
[07:08] Senku
    It's the joker.
[07:12] Gen
    I see.
[07:14] Gen
    Ibara-chan's guys couldn't get through
    the metal door of science.
[07:20] Kinro
    I understand.
[07:22] Kinro
    There's no other way.
[07:41] Gen
    We've gone and freed him.
[07:49] Kinro
    Hyoga!
[07:52] Kinro
    I'm handing this golden spear to you.
[08:02] Nikki
    We don't have our gun anymore.
[08:04] Nikki
    How are we going to stop him later?
[08:07] Nikki
    We learned the hard way how
    insanely strong Hyoga is!
[08:13] Senku
    That's something we can worry about later.
[08:15] Senku
    We don't even know if the great
    Hyoga-sensei will be on our side.
[08:20] Senku
    The forbidden joker card is the only way
    to go against someone as powerful as Moz.
[08:26] Ibara
    That thin-eyed kid they called Hyoga
    was definitely a statue just now.
[08:33] Ibara
    And... that guy in the hat over there...
[08:46] Magma
    Where do you think you're going, Ibara?!
[08:55] Hyoga
    I can tell from that one swing that
    you're clearly on another level.
[09:01] Hyoga
    Moz-kun, was it?
[09:03] Hyoga
    He's the reason you woke me up, correct?
[09:06] Senku
    Yeah, I'm sure you've figured it out.
[09:11] Hyoga
    I am your enemy, remember?
[09:13] Senku
    Sure, you're supposed to be.
[09:16] Hyoga
    Which means I could either
    join forces with you,
[09:18] Hyoga
    and we can reign over the
    Kingdom of Science together...
[09:21] Hyoga
    or I could join Moz-kun's side and
    kill all of the Kingdom of Science.
[09:26] Hyoga
    I get to decide.
[09:27] Hyoga
    I have the casting vote, do I not?
[09:36] Ibara
    Those sorcery users can bring
    back even broken statues!
[09:43] Ibara
    This is bad!
[09:45] Ibara
    What if they revive him*?
[09:53] Ibara
    The Master's statue that*
    I left crumbled is a risk.
[10:05] Gen
    We need to get Hyoga-chan to
    go up against Moz-chan somehow!
[10:09] Gen
    Is there any way to make that happen?
[10:13] Gen
    Think hard, mentalist Gen!
[10:16] Gen
    Maybe if I can convince Moz-chan
    that Hyoga-chan's on our side,
[10:21] Gen
    he'll have no choice but to fight.
[10:28] Gen
    Nikki-chan, could you pretend
    you're in love with Hyoga-chan?
[10:33] Nikki
    Me?!
[10:34] Nikki
    Are you dreaming?
[10:36] Nikki
    Amaryllis is the one who's
    good at those tricks! Not me!
[10:38] Gen
    I mean, you're the only girl here.
[10:41] Gen
    You can be totally awkward like Kohaku-chan.
[10:44] Gen
    Just be all, "Love love!"
    and "I love you!" and stuff.
SIGN    Love Love
SIGN    Love Love
SIGN    I love you
SIGN    I love you
[10:50] Nikki
    Fine, if you insist!
[10:54] Nikki
    I will, but... like... I have to save
    those words for the one I really love.
[11:03] Nikki
    Isn't it, you know, important?
[11:06] Gen
    I forgot!
[11:07] Gen
    She's the biggest romantic here!
[11:11] Hyoga
    Shut that filthy mouth of yours, Gen-kun.
[11:16] Gen
    I will! I'll keep it shut!
[11:16] Nikki
    Squirm, squirm...
[11:18] Gen
    Please don't kill me!
[11:20] Hyoga
    I won't kill you.
[11:22] Hyoga
    I think highly of your filthiness.
[11:26] Hyoga
    You do your work very properly.
[11:30] Hyoga
    Nikki-kun, so do you.
[11:34] Hyoga
    You were quick to respond, despite it
    being a most difficult task for you.
[11:39] Hyoga
    You are proper indeed.
[11:43] Hyoga
    If I were to ally myself with Moz-kun,
[11:47] Hyoga
    I would have to kill almost
    everyone here behind me.
[11:51] Hyoga
    If only it weren't for your shallow-minded
    ambition to save all of humanity, Senku-kun.
[11:59] Hyoga
    Quite simply...
[12:02] Hyoga
    I desire selection.
[12:06] Hyoga
    To have the foolish continue sleeping,
    leaving only superior genes.
[12:12] Hyoga
    That is the way by which we become the apex.
[12:17] Hyoga
    Moz-kun, what are your thoughts?
[12:22] Ryusui
    Is he evaluating us?
[12:24] Ryusui
    To decide which of us to join?
[12:28] Moz
    I agree.
[12:30] Moz
    Hyoga, was it?
[12:33] Moz
    You're correct.
[12:35] Moz
    There ought to be a selection.
[12:38] Moz
    I don't know how strong
    this thin-eyed kid is...
[12:43] Moz
    but that's the answer he wants, isn't it?
[12:46] Moz
    In fact, we already have a
    selection on this island.
[12:51] Moz
    We choose just the cute girls.
[12:55] Moz
    You can have your own harem, too.
[12:59] Moz
    Of course, I'll kill you anyway.
[13:04] Ryusui
    You're a child, Moz!
[13:07] Ryusui
    All women are beautiful.
[13:09] Ryusui
    To think you wouldn't know such joy...
[13:13] Ryusui
    I want every woman in the world!
[13:16] Moz
    All beautiful?
[13:19] Gen
    What Ryusui-chan says is crazy
    enough in its own way, though.
[13:34] Hyoga
    Moz-kun, is your condition
    for superiority simply
[13:40] Hyoga
    how beautiful a man or woman is?
[13:42] Moz
    Of course. For women, at least.
[13:47] Moz
    I'm a man, after all.
[13:50] Hyoga
    I see.
[13:53] Hyoga
    I never cared whose side I took to begin with.
[13:58] Hyoga
    It doesn't concern me.
[14:03] Hyoga
    I've made up my mind.
[14:08] Yuzuriha
    It's done!
[14:15] Soyuz
    Dad...
[14:18] Soyuz
    I'm sorry I abandoned you
    for the past twenty years.
[14:22] Soyuz
    I'll introduce you to the people
    from the island in a moment.
[14:27] Ibara
    What's this?
[14:30] Ibara
    Kirisame-chan!
[14:32] Ibara
    Fantastic! Great timing!
[14:40] Hyoga
    Senku-kun, stand aside.
[14:42] Senku
    Yeah.
[14:50] Senku
    He can fight better without us here.
[14:52] Senku
    Let's go!
[14:57] Taiju
    We're coming, everyone!
[15:02] Hyoga
    See?
[15:03] Hyoga
    My allies are all very proper indeed.
[15:11] Gen
    Move, move, move!
[15:13] Gen
    Sorcery users coming through!
[15:23] Hyoga
    Are you brushing me aside just to
    go after Senku-kun and his friends?
[15:29] Hyoga
    You can't win like that, Moz-kun.
[15:32] Hyoga
    You need to do this properly.
[15:46] Kinro
    We're going back to the island?
[15:48] Senku
    Yeah.
[15:49] Chrome
    Dude, that's a bad idea!
[15:51] Chrome
    This whole island's going to get petrified!
[15:55] Chrome
    Why are we going?
[15:56] Senku
    I was just talking out of
    my ass to throw Moz off.
[16:00] Senku
    Hyoga can't fight with us in the way?
[16:04] Senku
    Since when was I so kind?
[16:07] Gen, Chrome, Kaseki, Magma & Nikki
    True!
[16:09] Gen
    Everyone agreed all at once.
[16:12] Senku
    The truth is, there's something
    we need to pick up on the island.
[16:16] Senku
    Once we make that, we win.
[16:26] Moz
    All right, Hyoga.
[16:29] Moz
    Why don't I do this properly
    so that you'll be satisfied?
[16:33] Moz
    I'll focus on you.
[16:35] Moz
    You're certainly strong.
[16:38] Hyoga
    He's finally coming full-force.
[16:44] Moz
    So sorry.
[16:46] Moz
    Did I make you think you stood a chance?
[17:12] Ibara
    Oarashi-chan!
[17:17] Ibara
    Would you mind taking this decoration
    and running to the middle of the island?
[17:25] Kirisame
    Ibara-sama, do you mean to
    petrify the entire island?
[17:31] Kirisame
    But if he's to activate the petrification
    device in the middle of the island,
[17:34] Kirisame
    how is Oarashi himself to escape?
[17:38] Ibara
    Why would I care?
[17:43] Ibara
    Actually, those sorcery users have
    medicine to undo petrification.
[17:49] Ibara
    But I need to be safe, right?
[17:52] Ibara
    So I'll have you continue to be by my side,
[17:55] Ibara
    and have Oarashi do it.
    It doesn't matter if he dies. Right?
[17:59] Kirisame
    It does matter if he dies!
[18:01] Kirisame
    Besides, the islanders haven't evacuated yet!
[18:05] Ibara
    You dare oppose the Master's wishes?
[18:11] Kirisame
    The Master?
[18:15] (Flashback) Kids
    Master!
[18:17] (Flashback) Kids
    Master!
[18:18] (Flashback) Kid A
    Please turn the mountain to stone!
[18:20] (Flashback) Young Kirisame
    The whole thing! Bam!
[18:23] (Flashback) Master
    Oh? But why?
[18:26] (Flashback) Kid B
    We heard there's a monster.
[18:28] (Flashback) Kid B
    We're scared.
[18:41] (Flashback) Master
    A scarecrow.
[18:43] (Flashback) Master
    Someone must have thrown
    this old scarecrow away.
[18:47] (Flashback) Kids
    Whew!
[18:50] (Flashback) Master
    Listen up, everyone.
[18:52] (Flashback) Master
    The petrification light must
    never be used in a broad area.
[19:00] (Flashback) Master
    This world doesn't exist
    merely to serve humans.
[19:06] (Flashback) Master
    It belongs to all that live.
[19:11] (Flashback) Master
    Don't forget that.
[19:16] Kirisame
    Petrifying the whole island
    would be unheard of.
[19:19] Kirisame
    It's most certainly an act of abuse.
[19:23] Kirisame
    Ibara-sama, is that truly the Master's wish?
[19:34] Taiju
    Check it out, everyone!
[19:38] Taiju
    It's the Master!
[19:39] Taiju
    The Master's here!
[19:42] Taiju
    The Master is a statue!
[19:47] Taiju
    Look!
[19:47] Suika
    Everyone can hear him now.
[19:48] Taiju
    This statue! It's the Master!
[19:51] Amaryllis
    How mighty...
[19:52] Taiju
    The Master is a statue!
[19:53] Soyuz
    They might not believe him, though.
[19:55] Soyuz
    We have to show them up close.
[19:56] Taiju
    Look at him!
[19:59] Kirisame
    The Master...
[19:59] Taiju
    The Master is a statue!
[20:01] Kirisame
    Ibara-sama, what is going on?
[20:03] Taiju
    Look! This is the Master!
[20:06] Ibara
    One meter.
[20:08] Ibara
    One second!
[20:25] Kirisame
    Ibara-sa—
[20:28] Kirisame
    No...
[20:29] Kirisame
    Ibara! You bastard!
[20:40] Ibara
    Bye-bye!
[20:43] Ibara
    Thank you for your servitude, Kirisame-chan.
[20:48] Ibara
    What a shame!
[20:50] Ibara
    What could I do, though?
[20:52] Ibara
    You're guilty of knowing.
[21:02] Yuzuriha
    Petrification beam!
[21:04] Ukyo
    Let's go! As far as we can!
[21:07] Ibara
    Now I just need to use this to petrify
    those guys, and bam, it's over.
[21:20] Suika
    What was that noise?
[21:23] Ibara
    What...
[21:26] Yo
    Ibara, you have the right to remain silent!
[21:34] Yo
    I've always wanted to say that.
[21:37] Yo
    I shot one of the remaining bullets
    in the air and the other at Moz.
[21:40] Yo
    Which means the last one...
[21:44] Yo
    Anything you say can be
    used against you in...
[21:46] Yo
    What comes after that again?
[21:48] Yo
    Battery? Obstruction of something-something?
[21:50] Yo
    I dunno. Whatever.
[21:53] Yo
    You're under arrest on suspicion of being bad!
[22:09] Yo
    The Medusa's mine!
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