# E17 - Joker
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**[00:04] Gen**
They're finally here!
**[00:05] Gen**
It's Senku-chan and the others!
**[00:07] Gen**
We can finally get out of here!
**[00:10] Ryusui**
We're going straight for the enemy's heart!
**[00:12] Gen**
But why?!
**[00:14] Senku**
We're going on a rampage to shut down Ibara.
**[00:17] Senku**
We gotta get it done before
**[00:19] Senku**
Taiju and Yuzuriha's team shows
up with the master's statue.
**[00:24] Gen**
But there are only nine of us!
**[00:27] Gen**
Do you know how many hundreds
of the enemy there are?!
**[00:29] Gen**
This isn't gonna work!
**[00:35] Gen**
And we're already getting started!
**[02:27] Gen**
After all that waxing lyrical about
how serious an invention the gun is,
**[02:32] Gen**
and about how we're still going
to stick to not killing anyone...
**[02:36] Magma**
Die, Ibara!
**[02:45] Soldier B**
The ship's getting messed up!
**[02:47] Soldier C**
Just how many sorcery users are there?!
**[02:50] Gen**
He's so brutish that
everything else seems so stupid.
**[02:54] Gen**
It's a strength only Magma-chan can ever have.
**[02:58] Magma**
I'mma kill you all!
**[03:00] Nikki**
How about you die?!
**[03:03] Magma**
Enough with the hitting!
**[03:05] Magma**
I'll beat you to death!
**[03:07] Nikki**
You amuse me.
**[03:08] Nikki**
Bring it on, Magma.
**[03:10] Nikki**
Try me if you dare!
**[03:12] Gen**
Thank goodness for Nikki!
**[03:24] Ryusui**
Don't waste ammo!
**[03:25] Kaseki**
He's right.
**[03:27] Kaseki**
It's our secret weapon.
**[03:29] Yo**
Damn it!
**[03:30] Yo**
I only have three more shots!
**[03:32] Senku**
Damn.
**[03:34] Chrome**
Hey, Senku, what's that?
**[03:37] Senku**
Magnesium.
**[03:39] Senku**
Quick-and-dirty fireworks.
**[03:42] Senku**
There.
**[03:49] Ibara**
What is that?!
**[03:53] Gen**
Sorcery!
**[03:54] Gen**
Spear of Light!
**[03:58] Gen**
All fifty sorcery users on the
ship are gonna go pew-pew!
**[04:08] Chrome**
Yeah!
**[04:09] Chrome**
His bullshit worked!
**[04:12] Senku**
Well, the gun itself isn't bullshit at all.
**[04:14] Senku**
It's a legit gun.
**[04:17] Chrome**
What's going on?
**[04:18] Chrome**
There's a boat coming our way.
**[04:28] Senku**
You're here too early.
**[04:30] Senku**
There's no escaping or negotiating this time.
**[04:33] Ryusui**
We're in for a head-on battle
with the enemy's main force.
**[04:38] Nikki**
We're counting on you, Sheriff!
**[04:42] Moz**
Sorcery users always manipulate something
with their fingers for a moment.
**[04:53] Moz**
I saw your finger there!
**[04:56] Moz**
You're the sorcery user, aren't you?
**[05:06] Gen**
The gun!
**[05:07] Gen**
Now we're done for!
**[05:39] Gen**
Anything, Senku-chan?
**[05:41] Gen**
Are you all out of science tricks?
**[05:44] Senku**
Yeah, I've got nothing.
**[05:46] Senku**
Fresh out of tricks.
**[06:09] Gen**
Shit, there's nowhere to run!
**[06:12] Chrome**
We've been cornered!
**[06:21] Moz**
Too bad.
**[06:29] Ibara**
Well, well, newcomers!
**[06:34] Ibara**
You did the best you could, didn't you?
**[06:36] Ibara**
I'm so moved!
**[06:40] Ibara**
However...
**[06:41] Ibara**
It's time to put an end to this.
**[06:47] Senku**
We weren't cornered.
**[06:50] Senku**
We had you corner us.
**[06:52] Senku**
In this particular room.
**[06:55] Ibara**
Huh?
**[07:00] Gen**
Isn't this storage room...
**[07:03] Senku**
I didn't want to use this card.
**[07:08] Senku**
It's the joker.
**[07:12] Gen**
*I see.*
**[07:14] Gen**
* Ibara-chan's guys couldn't get through*
* the metal door of science.*
**[07:20] Kinro**
I understand.
**[07:22] Kinro**
There's no other way.
**[07:41] Gen**
We've gone and freed him.
**[07:49] Kinro**
Hyoga!
**[07:52] Kinro**
I'm handing this golden spear to you.
**[08:02] Nikki**
We don't have our gun anymore.
**[08:04] Nikki**
How are we going to stop him later?
**[08:07] Nikki**
We learned the hard way how
insanely strong Hyoga is!
**[08:13] Senku**
That's something we can worry about later.
**[08:15] Senku**
We don't even know if the great
Hyoga-sensei will be on our side.
**[08:20] Senku**
The forbidden joker card is the only way
to go against someone as powerful as Moz.
**[08:26] Ibara**
* That thin-eyed kid they called Hyoga*
* was definitely a statue just now.*
**[08:33] Ibara**
*And... that guy in the hat over there...*
**[08:46] Magma**
Where do you think you're going, Ibara?!
**[08:55] Hyoga**
I can tell from that one swing that
you're clearly on another level.
**[09:01] Hyoga**
Moz-kun, was it?
**[09:03] Hyoga**
He's the reason you woke me up, correct?
**[09:06] Senku**
Yeah, I'm sure you've figured it out.
**[09:11] Hyoga**
I am your enemy, remember?
**[09:13] Senku**
Sure, you're supposed to be.
**[09:16] Hyoga**
Which means I could either
join forces with you,
**[09:18] Hyoga**
and we can reign over the
Kingdom of Science together...
**[09:21] Hyoga**
or I could join Moz-kun's side and
kill all of the Kingdom of Science.
**[09:26] Hyoga**
I get to decide.
**[09:27] Hyoga**
I have the casting vote, do I not?
**[09:36] Ibara**
* Those sorcery users can bring*
* back even broken statues!*
**[09:43] Ibara**
*This is bad!*
**[09:45] Ibara**
*What if they revive* him*?*
**[09:53] Ibara**
* The Master's statue that*
* I left crumbled is a risk.*
**[10:05] Gen**
* We need to get Hyoga-chan to*
* go up against Moz-chan somehow!*
**[10:09] Gen**
*Is there any way to make that happen?*
**[10:13] Gen**
*Think hard, mentalist Gen!*
**[10:16] Gen**
* Maybe if I can convince Moz-chan*
* that Hyoga-chan's on our side,*
**[10:21] Gen**
*he'll have no choice but to fight.*
**[10:28] Gen**
Nikki-chan, could you pretend
you're in love with Hyoga-chan?
**[10:33] Nikki**
Me?!
**[10:34] Nikki**
Are you dreaming?
**[10:36] Nikki**
Amaryllis is the one who's
good at those tricks! Not me!
**[10:38] Gen**
I mean, you're the only girl here.
**[10:41] Gen**
You can be totally awkward like Kohaku-chan.
**[10:44] Gen**
Just be all, "Love love!"
and "I love you!" and stuff.
***SIGN*** Love Love
***SIGN*** Love Love
***SIGN*** I love you
***SIGN*** I love you
**[10:50] Nikki**
Fine, if you insist!
**[10:54] Nikki**
I will, but... like... I have to save
those words for the one I really love.
**[11:03] Nikki**
Isn't it, you know, important?
**[11:06] Gen**
*I forgot!*
**[11:07] Gen**
*She's the biggest romantic here!*
**[11:11] Hyoga**
Shut that filthy mouth of yours, Gen-kun.
**[11:16] Gen**
I will! I'll keep it shut!
**[11:16] Nikki**
Squirm, squirm...
**[11:18] Gen**
Please don't kill me!
**[11:20] Hyoga**
I won't kill you.
**[11:22] Hyoga**
I think highly of your filthiness.
**[11:26] Hyoga**
You do your work very properly.
**[11:30] Hyoga**
Nikki-kun, so do you.
**[11:34] Hyoga**
You were quick to respond, despite it
being a most difficult task for you.
**[11:39] Hyoga**
You are proper indeed.
**[11:43] Hyoga**
If I were to ally myself with Moz-kun,
**[11:47] Hyoga**
I would have to kill almost
everyone here behind me.
**[11:51] Hyoga**
If only it weren't for your shallow-minded
ambition to save all of humanity, Senku-kun.
**[11:59] Hyoga**
Quite simply...
**[12:02] Hyoga**
I desire selection.
**[12:06] Hyoga**
To have the foolish continue sleeping,
leaving only superior genes.
**[12:12] Hyoga**
That is the way by which we become the apex.
**[12:17] Hyoga**
Moz-kun, what are your thoughts?
**[12:22] Ryusui**
*Is he evaluating us?*
**[12:24] Ryusui**
*To decide which of us to join?*
**[12:28] Moz**
I agree.
**[12:30] Moz**
Hyoga, was it?
**[12:33] Moz**
You're correct.
**[12:35] Moz**
There ought to be a selection.
**[12:38] Moz**
* I don't know how strong*
* this thin-eyed kid is...*
**[12:43] Moz**
*but that's the answer he wants, isn't it?*
**[12:46] Moz**
In fact, we already have a
selection on this island.
**[12:51] Moz**
We choose just the cute girls.
**[12:55] Moz**
You can have your own harem, too.
**[12:59] Moz**
*Of course, I'll kill you anyway.*
**[13:04] Ryusui**
You're a child, Moz!
**[13:07] Ryusui**
All women are beautiful.
**[13:09] Ryusui**
To think you wouldn't know such joy...
**[13:13] Ryusui**
I want every woman in the world!
**[13:16] Moz**
All beautiful?
**[13:19] Gen**
* What Ryusui-chan says is crazy*
* enough in its own way, though.*
**[13:34] Hyoga**
Moz-kun, is your condition
for superiority simply
**[13:40] Hyoga**
how beautiful a man or woman is?
**[13:42] Moz**
Of course. For women, at least.
**[13:47] Moz**
I'm a man, after all.
**[13:50] Hyoga**
I see.
**[13:53] Hyoga**
I never cared whose side I took to begin with.
**[13:58] Hyoga**
It doesn't concern me.
**[14:03] Hyoga**
I've made up my mind.
**[14:08] Yuzuriha**
It's done!
**[14:15] Soyuz**
Dad...
**[14:18] Soyuz**
I'm sorry I abandoned you
for the past twenty years.
**[14:22] Soyuz**
I'll introduce you to the people
from the island in a moment.
**[14:27] Ibara**
What's this?
**[14:30] Ibara**
Kirisame-chan!
**[14:32] Ibara**
Fantastic! Great timing!
**[14:40] Hyoga**
Senku-kun, stand aside.
**[14:42] Senku**
Yeah.
**[14:50] Senku**
He can fight better without us here.
**[14:52] Senku**
Let's go!
**[14:57] Taiju**
We're coming, everyone!
**[15:02] Hyoga**
See?
**[15:03] Hyoga**
My allies are all very proper indeed.
**[15:11] Gen**
Move, move, move!
**[15:13] Gen**
Sorcery users coming through!
**[15:23] Hyoga**
Are you brushing me aside just to
go after Senku-kun and his friends?
**[15:29] Hyoga**
You can't win like that, Moz-kun.
**[15:32] Hyoga**
You need to do this properly.
**[15:46] Kinro**
We're going back to the island?
**[15:48] Senku**
Yeah.
**[15:49] Chrome**
Dude, that's a bad idea!
**[15:51] Chrome**
This whole island's going to get petrified!
**[15:55] Chrome**
Why are we going?
**[15:56] Senku**
I was just talking out of
my ass to throw Moz off.
**[16:00] Senku**
Hyoga can't fight with us in the way?
**[16:04] Senku**
Since when was I so kind?
**[16:07] Gen, Chrome, Kaseki, Magma & Nikki**
True!
**[16:09] Gen**
Everyone agreed all at once.
**[16:12] Senku**
The truth is, there's something
we need to pick up on the island.
**[16:16] Senku**
Once we make that, we win.
**[16:26] Moz**
All right, Hyoga.
**[16:29] Moz**
Why don't I do this properly
so that you'll be satisfied?
**[16:33] Moz**
I'll focus on you.
**[16:35] Moz**
You're certainly strong.
**[16:38] Hyoga**
*He's finally coming full-force.*
**[16:44] Moz**
So sorry.
**[16:46] Moz**
Did I make you think you stood a chance?
**[17:12] Ibara**
Oarashi-chan!
**[17:17] Ibara**
Would you mind taking this decoration
and running to the middle of the island?
**[17:25] Kirisame**
Ibara-sama, do you mean to
petrify the entire island?
**[17:31] Kirisame**
But if he's to activate the petrification
device in the middle of the island,
**[17:34] Kirisame**
how is Oarashi himself to escape?
**[17:38] Ibara**
Why would I care?
**[17:43] Ibara**
Actually, those sorcery users have
medicine to undo petrification.
**[17:49] Ibara**
But I need to be safe, right?
**[17:52] Ibara**
So I'll have you continue to be by my side,
**[17:55] Ibara**
and have Oarashi do it.
It doesn't matter if he dies. Right?
**[17:59] Kirisame**
It does matter if he dies!
**[18:01] Kirisame**
Besides, the islanders haven't evacuated yet!
**[18:05] Ibara**
You dare oppose the Master's wishes?
**[18:11] Kirisame**
The Master?
**[18:15] (Flashback) Kids**
Master!
**[18:17] (Flashback) Kids**
Master!
**[18:18] (Flashback) Kid A**
Please turn the mountain to stone!
**[18:20] (Flashback) Young Kirisame**
The whole thing! Bam!
**[18:23] (Flashback) Master**
Oh? But why?
**[18:26] (Flashback) Kid B**
We heard there's a monster.
**[18:28] (Flashback) Kid B**
We're scared.
**[18:41] (Flashback) Master**
A scarecrow.
**[18:43] (Flashback) Master**
Someone must have thrown
this old scarecrow away.
**[18:47] (Flashback) Kids**
Whew!
**[18:50] (Flashback) Master**
Listen up, everyone.
**[18:52] (Flashback) Master**
The petrification light must
never be used in a broad area.
**[19:00] (Flashback) Master**
This world doesn't exist
merely to serve humans.
**[19:06] (Flashback) Master**
It belongs to all that live.
**[19:11] (Flashback) Master**
Don't forget that.
**[19:16] Kirisame**
Petrifying the whole island
would be unheard of.
**[19:19] Kirisame**
It's most certainly an act of abuse.
**[19:23] Kirisame**
Ibara-sama, is that truly the Master's wish?
**[19:34] Taiju**
Check it out, everyone!
**[19:38] Taiju**
It's the Master!
**[19:39] Taiju**
The Master's here!
**[19:42] Taiju**
The Master is a statue!
**[19:47] Taiju**
Look!
**[19:47] Suika**
Everyone can hear him now.
**[19:48] Taiju**
This statue! It's the Master!
**[19:51] Amaryllis**
How mighty...
**[19:52] Taiju**
The Master is a statue!
**[19:53] Soyuz**
They might not believe him, though.
**[19:55] Soyuz**
We have to show them up close.
**[19:56] Taiju**
Look at him!
**[19:59] Kirisame**
The Master...
**[19:59] Taiju**
The Master is a statue!
**[20:01] Kirisame**
Ibara-sama, what is going on?
**[20:03] Taiju**
Look! This is the Master!
**[20:06] Ibara**
One meter.
**[20:08] Ibara**
One second!
**[20:25] Kirisame**
Ibara-sa—
**[20:28] Kirisame**
No...
**[20:29] Kirisame**
Ibara! You bastard!
**[20:40] Ibara**
Bye-bye!
**[20:43] Ibara**
Thank you for your servitude, Kirisame-chan.
**[20:48] Ibara**
What a shame!
**[20:50] Ibara**
What could I do, though?
**[20:52] Ibara**
You're guilty of knowing.
**[21:02] Yuzuriha**
Petrification beam!
**[21:04] Ukyo**
Let's go! As far as we can!
**[21:07] Ibara**
Now I just need to use this to petrify
those guys, and bam, it's over.
**[21:20] Suika**
What was that noise?
**[21:23] Ibara**
What...
**[21:26] Yo**
Ibara, you have the right to remain silent!
**[21:34] Yo**
I've always wanted to say that.
**[21:37] Yo**
* I shot one of the remaining bullets*
* in the air and the other at Moz.*
**[21:40] Yo**
*Which means the last one...*
**[21:44] Yo**
Anything you say can be
used against you in...
**[21:46] Yo**
What comes after that again?
**[21:48] Yo**
Battery? Obstruction of something-something?
**[21:50] Yo**
I dunno. Whatever.
**[21:53] Yo**
You're under arrest on suspicion of being bad!
**[22:09] Yo**
The Medusa's mine!
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