E8 - Final Battle

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[01:22] Senku
    I'm so nostalgic, I could cry my eyes out.
[01:30] Kinro
    Is that...
[01:31] Senku
    Yeah.
[01:35] Taiju
    It's where Senku and I woke up,
    and where everything began.
[01:42] Taiju
    The miracle cave.
[01:46] Chrome
    That's where we get the
    stuff from bat guano...
[01:50] Chrome
    Nitric acid.
[01:58] Yuzuriha
    Nitric acid is used for everything
    from breathing life into the statues
[02:02] Yuzuriha
    to making the gunpowder that can destroy
    anything in this primitive world.
[02:08] Yuzuriha
    The miracle water that
    commands both life and death.
[02:12] Yuzuriha
    That's why Tsukasa-kun has
    so many people guarding it.
[02:21] Tsukasa
    Yo, I won't let your death be in vain.
[02:26] Tsukasa
    Senku's objective is the miracle cave.
[02:29] Tsukasa
    We'll stop them in the names
[02:31] Tsukasa
    of Yo and the other fallen,
    and build a new, ideal world.
[02:35] Hyoga
    Yes.
[02:54] Ukyo
    Tsukasa and Hyoga are at the grave.
[02:56] Ukyo
    It's pretty far from here.
[02:58] Senku
    That's fantastic to know.
[03:00] Senku
    One blast of this tank's bluff cannon,
[03:05] Senku
    and any modern person's morale will
    immediately tank, ten billion percent.
[03:10] Senku
    But the enemy will only panic
    and have the instinct to run away
[03:17] Senku
    for the first 20 seconds.
[03:19] Senku
    After that, the enemy will come
    to their senses and retaliate.
[03:23] Senku
    If we fight, people will die.
[03:26] Ginro
    T-Twenty seconds later,
    we're killing each other?!
[03:31] Magma
    That's when we kill them all!
[03:34] Kinro
    No.
[03:35] Kinro
    Nobody dies.
[03:37] Kinro
    That's the condition of our alliance.
[03:39] Kinro
    Rules are rules.
[03:40] Kinro
    Break them, and the course
    of the war becomes uncertain.
[03:47] Senku
    In other words,
    we're conquering the miracle cave
[03:50] Senku
    with our scientific lightning attack
    without killing a single person.
[03:55] Senku
    Well, then, let's get started!
[04:03] Chrome
    Steam Gorilla, move out!
[04:12] Kohaku
    Everyone, brace yourselves!
[04:18] Kohaku
    The fate of all humanity will
    be decided in these 20 seconds!
[04:27] Senku
    Fire!
SIGN    Sulfuric acid
[06:26] Senku
    When the glass jar full of
    sulfuric acid shatters on impact,
SIGN    Alcohol Coal ash Etc.
[06:32] Senku
    it'll mix with the fuel made
    from alcohol and coal ash.
SIGN    Iron powder
[06:36] Senku
    It'll at least look like a giant,
    Hollywood-budget explosion.
[06:52] Chrome
    Tsukasa is already expecting the Kingdom
    of Science to attack with a steam engine.
[06:56] Gen
    Then the miracle cave
    would be a critical facility.
[07:00] Gen
    It must be full of anti-vehicle traps.
[07:03] Senku
    Definitely, ten billion percent.
[07:06] Gen
    So, Senku-chan, how about a detour?
[07:09] Senku
    Denied! Charge!
[07:11] Chrome
    Oh, God!
[07:15] Senku
    Go!
[07:18] Big Man A
    What is that?!
[07:19] Big Man A
    Wait!
[07:20] Big Man B
    N-No way...
[07:21] Big Man B
    It's...
[07:22] Big Man C
    A tank?!
[07:26] Big Man B
    We're screwed!
[07:27] Big Man C
    They're smashing right through our traps!
[07:30] Magma
    Tanks are the best!
[07:33] Ginro
    I'm sure you love this stuff, Magma.
[07:35] Kinro
    We won't need to take a detour.
[07:36] Kinro
    We've saved precious seconds.
[07:39] Kohaku
    Let's go, everyone! Frontal assault!
[07:44] Big Man D
    Ambush!
[07:45] Big Man D
    It's an ambush!
[07:47] Big Man A
    Damn it!
[07:51] Kohaku
    The opening is the most
    difficult part of the battle.
[07:53] Kohaku
    The foot soldiers will react
    recklessly in their confusion.
[07:57] Kinro
    No killing.
[07:58] Kinro
    How do we respond to their initial
    attacks under these rules?
[08:06] Kohaku
    Taiju!
[08:08] Big Man D
    I-It shattered!
[08:11] Kohaku
    Carbon shield!
[08:13] Big Man F
    Carbon?!
[08:14] Big Man F
    That's impossible!
[08:15] Big Man F
    In this stone world?!
[08:17] Taiju
    Don't worry!
[08:19] Taiju
    I'll stop all the attacks up front!
[08:23] Big Man F
    One of them already got you in the head!
[08:25] Big Man B
    He's so tough...
[08:28] Taiju
    You guys!
[08:29] Taiju
    Hitting people is bad!
[08:32] Big Man F
    What the hell is he saying
    in the middle of a battle?!
[08:38] Kohaku
    Their weapons!
[08:39] Kohaku
    Knock their weapons away!
[08:48] Kokuyo
    Tie them all down!
[08:50] Kinro
    Follow Kohaku!
[09:05] Big Man C
    The tank's finally down.
[09:07] Big Man C
    All right! They fell for our traps!
[09:10] Chrome
    Shit...
[09:12] Gen
    This sucks.
[09:15] Senku
    We lasted longer than I expected.
[09:22] Senku
    Magma, you're up.
[09:25] Magma
    Don't boss me around.
[09:28] Magma
    Say "please."
[09:35] Big Man E
    What is that?
[09:37] Big Man C
    A copper plate?
[09:38] Big Man E
    It's just a board.
[09:43] Senku
    It's an adaptation of one of our science
    surprise gadgets, the sonic bomb.
SIGN    Copper
    
    board
[09:52] Senku
    We're gathering all the sound
    of a detonation using a parabola
SIGN    Sonic bomb
[09:56] Senku
    and shooting it at the enemy.
[09:58] Kohaku
    All units, ear plugs!
[10:00] Senku
    Take this.
[10:01] Senku
    Acoustic weapon: the shock cannon!
[10:30] Minami
    Everyone's confused.
[10:32] Minami
    Tsuka-san told them they're supposed
    to retreat if they're ever ambushed!
[10:42] Minami
    Time to use my journalistic skills!
[10:44] Minami
    I'll go back to Tsuka-san and
    tell him exactly what's going on.
[10:49] Minami
    "You're a capable woman. Stay by my side."
[10:52] Minami
    He just might!
[10:58] Ukyo
    You're not going any further.
[11:00] Minami
    No way... Ukyo-kun?
[11:05] Nikki
    You're not going.
[11:07] Minami
    Nikki—
[11:12] Big Man D
    Minami-san!
[11:13] Big Man F
    Damn it! Inform Tsukasa-san!
[11:16] Big Man D
    Look!
[11:26] Nikki
    Don't let anyone get away!
[11:31] Senku
    Chrome!
[11:35] Chrome
    Damn it! This is bad! The sonic bomb...
[11:39] Magma
    They're coming!
[11:46] Taiju
    It's no use! We can't
    fight off that many people!
[12:32] Senku
    How many casualties?
[12:41] Senku
    Zero.
[12:44] Taiju
    The miracle cave!
[12:45] Chrome
    We've conquered it!
[13:13] Taiju
    It's been a long time.
[13:17] (Flashback) Taiju
    So, going forward, the two of us
    will be spies in the Tsukasa Empire.
[13:22] (Flashback) Taiju
    You'll be finding allies for a
    scientific revolutionary army.
[13:26] (Flashback) Taiju
    And we'll each be fighting our own battles.
[13:31] (Flashback) Senku
    That's the idea.
[13:33] (Flashback) Senku
    I'm getting all teary-eyed
    thinking about our sad goodbye.
[14:02] Taiju
    It's been a whole year since we parted
    ways with Senku to fight this battle.
[14:11] Taiju
    Finally!
[14:12] Taiju
    We finally have it back!
[14:14] Chrome
    This is the nitric acid born from bat guano!
[14:18] Taiju
    The miracle water!
[14:21] Chrome
    Now we can make all the revival
    fluid and gunpowder we need.
[14:29] Chrome
    Hey, what are you doing, Senku?
[14:31] Chrome
    We just won!
[14:35] Taiju
    Senku's always so calm.
[14:37] Taiju
    It takes a while for him to be happy.
[14:39] Taiju
    Hey, Senku!
[14:41] Senku
    Yeah, I'd love to party my ass off
    to celebrate this victory,
[14:46] Senku
    but we don't have time to waste.
[14:48] Senku
    We're going to start making gunpowder.
[14:51] Chrome
    Crap, he's right.
[14:53] Chrome
    We need to get ready before Tsukasa
    and the others catch on and get here.
[14:57] ---
    Ta-da-da!
[14:59] Senku
    Sulfur and charcoal!
[15:02] Senku
    This is an instant gunpowder starter kit.
[15:04] Senku
    All you need to do is add nitric acid.
[15:08] Gen
    You're so well-prepared.
[15:10] Senku
    Damn straight. We don't have time.
[15:12] Taiju
    All right, then! Finally!
[15:15] Taiju
    Victory for the Kingdom of Science!
[15:17] Chrome
    We've got gunpowder!
[15:22] Ukyo
    Impossible.
[15:23] Ukyo
    They're way too early.
[15:25] Ukyo
    How?!
[15:27] Ukyo
    Run!
[15:28] Ukyo
    Everyone, run!
[15:35] Gen
    The gunpowder starter kit
    we so desperately need!
[15:41] Senku
    Shit...
[15:43] Senku
    All our chemicals...
[15:46] Ex Empire Man B
    We're screwed!
[15:48] Ex Empire Man C
    We don't stand a chance!
[15:50] Carbo
    Damn it, are you serious?
[15:59] Ginro
    Kohaku-chan and Magma both fought him
    together, and they didn't stand a chance.
[16:06] Nikki
    Facing one of them alone would
    have been hopeless enough.
[16:14] Hyoga
    It seems you've all figured
    out instinctively...
[16:20] Hyoga
    that the Kingdom of Science's chances
    of winning have just become nil.
[16:35] Tsukasa
    Hey, Senku.
[16:39] Senku
    Yo, Tsukasa.
[16:44] Tsukasa
    It's been a long, long battle.
[16:48] Tsukasa
    A whole year has passed.
[16:51] Tsukasa
    I'm sad to have to take your life twice.
[16:58] Senku
    That's so cold of you, after I crawled
    my way out of Hell to meet you...
[17:06] Senku
    by climbing up the stupidly
    thin thread that is science.
[17:14] Ex Empire Man B
    Damn it! What do we do?
[17:17] Person B
    What do we do?
[17:20] Gen & Lillian
    Don't worry!
[17:22] Ex Empire Woman A
    Lillian?!
[17:23] Ex Empire Man C
    She's inside the tank!
[17:25] Ex Empire Man B
    All right! Protect her!
[17:26] Ex Empire Man B
    Lillian's inside the tank!
[17:28] Ex Empire Woman A
    He's right! We're saved!
[17:29] Ex Empire Man C
    The US Army will be here for us soon!
[17:34] Hyoga
    That's all a lie, too.
[17:37] Hyoga
    Enough with the charade. Come out, Gen-kun.
[17:40] Hyoga
    Do you really think such a primitive
    phone could communicate with the US?
[17:45] Chrome
    Damn it! We've been found out!
[17:49] Senku
    No wonder you guys got here so soon.
[17:57] Ex Empire Man C
    Gen!
[17:58] Ex Empire Woman A
    You were impersonating her? No way!
[18:04] Tsukasa
    It was a close call.
[18:06] Tsukasa
    But the battle has just been won.
[18:11] Hyoga
    You lose, Senku-kun.
[18:14] Hyoga
    And I have a proposition.
[18:16] Hyoga
    If you...
[18:17] Senku
    No, you don't have to tell me.
[18:21] Senku
    I know.
[18:23] Senku
    You want science-man Senku to die in
    exchange for the safety of everyone else.
[18:31] Hyoga
    I appreciate your understanding.
[18:34] Hyoga
    You are indeed on the ball.
[18:37] Taiju
    No!
[18:38] Taiju
    Don't, Senku!
[18:45] Hyoga
    It's going to be the same thing as before!
[18:49] Hyoga
    I can't let that happen again!
[18:57] Senku
    Quit ugly-crying, you big oaf.
[19:01] Senku
    How is it the same?
[19:03] Senku
    Go pluck out your eyeballs and wash them.
[19:06] Senku
    Remember, Taiju?
[19:09] Senku
    You weren't enough that time.
    I was on my own.
[19:14] Senku
    But this time, right now,
[19:19] ---
    we've got plenty of us here.
[19:22] Senku
    You're here, and so are our
    Kingdom of Science buddies.
[19:27] Kohaku
    Yeah.
[19:30] Kohaku
    You're right, Senku.
[19:32] Chrome
    That's right.
[19:34] Chrome
    You've got another science man right here.
[19:36] Kinro
    Yeah, of course.
[19:38] Kinro
    The condition of this war
    was that no one dies.
[19:42] Kinro
    Rules are rules.
[19:43] Ginro
    That's why we trained so hard.
[19:48] Kokuyo
    Without question. Senku is our leader,
[19:53] Kokuyo
    and our friend.
[19:56] Magma
    So all we need to do is take them down.
[20:00] Gen
    Wow, you're all so passionate.
[20:04] Gen
    Well, if Senku-chan were to lose,
    I wouldn't get to drink cola anymore.
[20:16] Taiju
    You're right.
[20:18] Taiju
    It's nothing like last time!
[20:21] Taiju
    Sorry, Senku.
[20:28] Kohaku
    It's been a while, long-haired man.
[20:33] Tsukasa
    Now, that's not nice.
[20:35] Tsukasa
    Shouldn't you say "Nice to meet you" first?
[20:38] Kohaku
    Allow me to give you the nice greeting
    I neglected to give last time.
[20:46] Kohaku
    Nice to meet you.
[20:47] Kohaku
    We are the Kingdom of Science.
[20:55] Kinro
    Do you have some kind of plan, Kohaku?
[20:58] Kohaku
    Obviously not!
[21:00] Kohaku
    We need to protect the miracle water.
[21:04] Kohaku
    This is siege warfare.
[21:05] Kohaku
    If we can buy even a little bit of time...
[21:10] Kohaku
    Senku and the other science users will
    surely clear us a path to victory!
[21:15] Gen
    Yeah, but we don't have any
    chemicals or anything.
[21:19] Gen
    How?
[21:23] Senku
    Run, science user!
[21:25] Chrome
    Yeah!
[21:26] Hyoga
    They'll be dying for nothing.
[21:28] Hyoga
    I suppose they're just
    brain-dead primitives after all.
[21:48] Tsukasa & Senku
    This primitive stone world
    will be controlled...
[21:54] Tsukasa
    ...by the pure power given
    to humanity by nature.
[22:01] Senku
    ...by the science built by humanity itself.
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