E19 - Last Man Standing

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[00:08] Ibara
    This is hilarious! I won all by myself!
[00:12] Ibara
    I'm actually the last one on this island!
[00:23] Ibara
    They've formed a line?
[00:24] Ibara
    And they've all taken on the
    same stone pose for some reason.
[00:45] Ibara
    Footsteps?
[00:56] Ibara
    Was that sound...
[01:06] Ibara
    No! It's not a living creature!
[01:08] Ibara
    Is it their sorcery?
[01:13] Senku
    Five meters. One second.
[01:25] Senku
    Damn, did Ukyo get it wrong?
[01:28] Senku
    Nah, I guess it doesn't work
    unless you talk at it up close.
[01:34] Senku
    Yo, Ibara.
[01:38] Senku
    Guess it's just the two of us.
[01:40] Senku
    Time for our happy science versus
    Medusa one-on-one boss fight.
[03:25] Ibara
    H-How the hell are you alive?!
[03:29] Ibara
    I enveloped the entire island
    in the petrification beam!
[03:36] Senku
    Why else?
[03:37] Senku
    It's so I can have that precious, almighty
    petrification weapon of yours there.
[03:48] (Flashback) Taiju
    That man, Oarashi, has the Medusa!
[03:54] (Flashback) Ryusui
    He's going to engulf the island!
[03:56] (Flashback) Ryusui
    Stop him!
[03:58] Senku
    Think! How do I avoid it?
[04:00] Senku
    Get outside the petrification beam's range?
[04:03] Senku
    I'll never make it in time.
[04:05] Senku
    Then maybe I stick my finger in
    the revival fluid pre-preemptively?
[04:08] Senku
    Would it actually undo the petrification
    exactly one beat after it hits?
[04:16] Senku
    Or would it stave off the petrification?
[04:19] Senku
    As long as I can't experiment,
    I have no way to know for sure.
[04:24] Senku
    If it's the latter...
[04:26] Senku
    The finger that's spared from petrification
    will rot off, and that's it.
[04:31] Senku
    Which means the only move I have is...
[04:33] (Flashback) Chrome
    Senku!
[04:35] (Flashback) Chrome
    The petrification beam always
    grows at the same speed!
[04:44] (Flashback) Ryusui
    Looks like you've come up with something.
[04:46] (Flashback) Chrome
    Sure did! I've got the sickest,
    most disgusting plan.
[04:52] (Flashback) Chrome
    We all line up.
[04:53] (Flashback) Chrome
    All the exact same distance apart!
[04:58] (Flashback) Soyuz
    He doesn't have anything!
[05:01] (Flashback) Soyuz
    Why?!
[05:03] (Flashback) Oarashi
    Ibara-sama told me that I won't be
    petrified if I go to the middle of the island!
[05:11] (Flashback) Ukyo
    This can't be!
[05:22] (Flashback) Ryusui
    Let's call it...
[05:23] (Flashback) Ryusui
    the width of the lab car!
[05:26] Senku
    The lab car...
[05:27] Senku
    Five meters!
[05:29] (Flashback) Ryusui
    Everyone, line up at the same distance
    as the person in front of you!
[05:33] (Flashback) Chrome
    Draw your hand out toward the light!
[05:35] (Flashback) Chrome
    Once your fingertips start petrifying,
    signal with your other hand!
[05:40] (Flashback) Chrome
    The signals will go up at the same rate.
[05:42] (Flashback) Chrome
    Senku will know how to measure its speed!
[05:46] (Flashback) Chrome
    He'll know the exact moment
    the light reaches him!
[05:59] (Flashback) Ryusui
    Roughly 0.5 seconds for five meters.
[06:01] (Flashback) Ryusui
    Which puts the wind speed...
    rather, the light's speed,
[06:04] (Flashback) Ryusui
    at roughly 40 kilometers per hour.
[06:07] (Flashback) Gen
    Oh, man!
[06:08] (Flashback) Gen
    Let's go! 3,700 years since the last time!
[06:11] (Flashback) Gen
    Yeah, I remember it was like this!
[06:13] (Flashback) Gen
    You got this, Senku-chan!
[06:17] (Flashback) Kaseki
    I know for sure that Senku's gonna
    make it out of the petrification!
[06:23] (Flashback) Nikki
    Sure, we're mere humans making these signals.
[06:27] (Flashback) Nikki
    But I bet you've got some crazy way
    of coming up with a precise number!
[06:33] (Flashback) Kinro
    Convey it as accurately as possible!
[06:36] (Flashback) Kinro
    That is the final task that we can take on!
[06:41] (Flashback) Magma
    Let's beat the crap out of this damn beam!
[06:44] (Flashback) Magma
    If we don't, I'll beat the crap out of you, Senku!
[06:52] Senku
    Using the method of least squares,
    the light's speed is 36 kilometers per hour.
[06:57] Senku
    It'll reach me in about 5.5 seconds.
[06:59] Senku
    I can buy time if I throw it high,
    but if I miss, we're screwed.
[07:04] Senku
    I can maybe do three meters.
[07:06] Senku
    Weight, 300 grams.
[07:08] Senku
    Drag force, 0.21 kilograms per meter.
[07:11] Senku
    With acceleration due to gravity
    9.8 meters per second squared...
[07:13] Senku
    If I throw it up at a rate
    of 33 kilometers per hour,
[07:17] Senku
    it'll reach 3 meters in 0.72 seconds.
[07:20] Senku
    Once it's in free fall, it'll hit me in...
SIGN    1.8 seconds
[07:23] Senku
    1.8 seconds.
[07:26] Senku
    Basically, my job is to
    wait exactly four seconds,
[07:29] Senku
    and then throw the revival fluid
    three meters into the air.
[07:33] Senku
    Too early, and it'll hit
    me before I'm petrified.
[07:36] Senku
    Too late, and I'll be
    stoned before I throw it.
[07:39] Senku
    If it isn't perfect, I die.
[07:41] Senku
    What I need is a ten billion
    percent perfect countdown.
[07:48] Senku
    One, two, three...
[07:49] Senku
    Sadly, I've had a ridiculous
    3,700 years of practice doing that.
[07:51] Senku
    four, five, six, seven, eight..
[08:47] Senku
    I knew it.
[08:50] Senku
    The revival fluid prevented
    petrification from the start.
[08:56] Senku
    It looks like you can avoid being petrified
    wherever your body's in the fluid.
[09:01] Senku
    I might have been dead if I'd
    had just my finger in there.
[09:05] Senku
    So then, if you're diving in revival fluid,
[09:09] Senku
    the petrification beam goes right
    through you ten billion percent.
[09:14] Senku
    Instead, you'll croak from
    being drenched in nitric acid.
[09:52] Senku
    Shit! Ibara's already here!
[09:58] Senku
    I'll set a Kingdom of Science specialty trap.
[10:18] Ibara
    H-How the hell are you alive?!
[10:22] Ibara
    I enveloped the entire island
    in the petrification beam!
[10:29] Senku
    I fancy myself a bit of a science user.
[10:32] Senku
    Tempt me with an out-of-place high-tech
    artifact like a petrification beam,
[10:35] Senku
    and I'm gonna be exhilarated
    ten billion percent.
[10:41] Senku
    Oh, I forgot to mention...
[10:43] Senku
    During that brief moment
    I was waiting for you,
[10:46] Senku
    I crafted up some extreme, cutting-edge
    technology of the kind that
[10:50] Senku
    Google and Toyota have been working
    their asses off to develop.
[10:54] Senku
    It's the birth of the self-driving car!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 196 0 l 196 80 l 0 80
SIGN    Self-driving
    AI acquired!!
[11:10] Senku
    Although it's more of a
    Rube Goldberg machine!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 280 0 l 280 60 l 0 60
SIGN    Except it's a sham!
[11:18] Senku
    Ah, right, you aren't a modern man,
    so of course you wouldn't know...
[11:23] Senku
    You shouldn't be messing around near cars.
[11:27] Senku
    The Kingdom of Science's boss duel
    against the Petrification Kingdom
[11:33] Senku
    is won by the one who gets the Medusa's eye!
[11:36] Senku
    And that's me!
[11:39] Senku
    Where is Ibara?
[11:41] Senku
    Under the car?
[11:43] Senku
    Three meters, three—
[11:57] Ibara
    This old man here is really cautious.
[12:02] Ibara
    Of course I am!
[12:05] Ibara
    I even came prepared in case you
    might use projectiles against me!
[12:11] Ibara
    Although I didn't expect that sorcery attack.
[12:17] Ibara
    Well, sorcery user...
[12:19] Ibara
    How about we get started on that
    boss fight you've been asking for?
[12:28] Ibara
    The chief, fleeing from the get-go?
[12:31] Ibara
    You coward.
[12:41] Ibara
    He must know that he has no way to avoid
[12:43] Ibara
    the petrification weapon once
    it's been thrown at him.
[12:47] Ibara
    I can't throw it here. It would
    get caught on the branches.
[12:50] Ibara
    Was he not being a coward,
    but luring me into the trees?
[13:00] Ibara
    Sorcery...
[13:03] Ibara
    You weren't being a coward. It's a trap.
[13:05] Ibara
    Not bad!
[13:08] Senku
    Shit... I have nothing
    left to use as a weapon.
[13:12] Ibara
    But there's one problem...
[13:13] Ibara
    No one knows this island's
    geography better than I do!
[13:18] Ibara
    Too bad for you!
[13:20] Ibara
    I'm the one setting the trap!
[13:24] Ibara
    I just need to pretend
[13:26] Ibara
    I'm being lured as I'm really just
    cornering you out in the open!
[13:55] Senku
    This here is a sorcery weapon.
[13:58] Senku
    You've already been shot in the hand
    with it. You know what it feels like.
[14:01] Senku
    It's gonna pew-pew you with science arrows.
[14:05] Ibara
    Don't bother with that bluff.
[14:07] Ibara
    I've been watching you carefully.
[14:10] Ibara
    That's not what that tool does.
[14:13] Ibara
    If it was a projectile, you would
    have already shot it at me.
[14:16] Ibara
    But I'm also not enough of
    an idiot to go near sorcery.
[14:21] Ibara
    I told you.
[14:23] Ibara
    This old man here is really cautious.
[14:27] Ibara
    I'll give you an opportunity
    to tell me before your end.
[14:30] Ibara
    What's your name?
[14:34] Senku
    He's trying to buy time to
    estimate his distance to me.
[14:39] Ibara
    Five meters.
[14:41] Ibara
    Five seconds.
[14:44] Senku
    Senku.
[14:46] Senku
    Ishigami Senku.
[14:48] Ibara
    Uh-huh.
[14:50] Ibara
    Hello.
[14:51] Ibara
    And goodbye forever, Senku-chan!
[15:02] Ibara
    This whooshing sound...
[15:04] Ibara
    Isn't this...
[15:07] Ibara
    The cliff of the howling seas?
[15:16] (Flashback) Moz
    They've arrived at the
    cliff of the howling seas.
[15:45] (Flashback) Senku
    My next transmission is my signal.
[15:50] (Flashback) Ibara
    I'll give you an opportunity
    to tell me before your end.
[15:53] (Flashback) Ibara
    What's your name?
[15:55] (Flashback) Senku
    Senku.
[15:57] (Flashback) Senku
    Ishigami Senku.
[16:07] Ibara
    What is that bird?!
[16:11] Senku
    We have an actual boss fight now!
[16:15] Senku
    Thanks for the Medusa.
    We're taking it in mid-air!
[16:22] Ryusui
    I want everything in the world!
[16:25] Ryusui
    The supertechnology device that is the Medusa
[16:31] Ryusui
    using the culmination of the Kingdom
    of Science's ingenuity: the drone!
[16:36] Senku
    Pull!
[16:58] Ibara
    I'm not going down to some damn youths,
    even if there are two of you!
[17:02] Ibara
    I used to be a warrior, after all!
[17:11] Senku
    We aren't depending on brute strength here!
[17:16] Ryusui
    Don't insult me! I know that!
[17:18] Ibara
    That's right...
[17:20] Ibara
    I'm only pretending to be losing
    until the very last moment.
[17:23] Ibara
    Sadly for you, I'm a cautious man.
[17:27] Ibara
    This is a test of wit.
[17:30] Ibara
    They surely know that.
[17:33] Senku
    Now! Let go!
[17:34] Senku
    Three. Two. One.
[17:38] Senku
    I'm not messing up.
[17:40] Senku
    Not at counting.
[17:52] Ibara
    Did you think this cautious old man
[17:54] Ibara
    wouldn't have practiced fighting
    off the petrification beam?
[17:59] Ibara
    I'd never mess up estimating its range.
[18:05] Ibara
    Here's some wisdom for the
    final moments of your lives!
[18:09] Ibara
    Those who think they're smart are
    the easiest ones to screw over!
[18:15] Ibara
    Did you brats really think you
    could be more sly than me?!
[18:40] Ibara
    Oh, my! Oh, my! This is what's
    wrong with idiots like you!
[18:43] Ibara
    Were you hoping to brute-force your
    way past the petrification beam?
[18:51] Ibara
    This thing is unavoidable!
[18:53] Ibara
    Goodbye for real this time!
[18:56] Ibara
    The last man standing in this
    long battle is this old man!
[19:07] Ibara
    You attached that thing that makes noise?
[19:13] Senku
    Yeah, Ibara.
[19:15] Senku
    You're exactly right.
[19:17] Senku
    Those who think they're smart are
    the easiest ones to screw over.
[19:23] Senku
    Five meters, one second.
[19:30] Ibara
    N-No!
[19:32] Ibara
    No!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 360 0 l 360 60 l 0 60
SIGN    Petrification device acquired!!
[21:08] Senku
    I'm alone.
[21:30] Senku
    Again.
[21:34] Senku
    I'm alone again.
[21:44] Ruri
    Can you hear me, Senku-san?
[21:48] Ruri
    How are things over there, Senku-san?
[21:55] Senku
    No.
[22:09] Senku
    I'm not alone this time.
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