E9 - Beautiful Science

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[00:28] Senku
    There's a camouflage cover to
    protect the lab car from animals.
[00:34] Senku
    There's a ten billion percent chance
    our nature and infiltration master,
[00:37] Senku
    Suika, will notice it and cover the car.
[00:40] Soyuz
    B-But it doesn't hide it from people, does it?
[00:44] Senku
    Of course not.
[00:45] Senku
    It's going to take brute force in the end.
[00:47] Kohaku
    We have a chance!
[00:49] Kohaku
    We just need two people to go
    in with perfect coordination.
[00:53] Gen
    Suika-chan's super capable,
    so I'm not worried about her...
[00:56] Gen
    But her tag team partner leaves
    me with nothing but concern.
[01:01] Kohaku
    That man gets things done
    when push comes to shove.
[01:04] Kohaku
    I believe in you, Ginro.
SIGN    Beautiful Science
[02:43] Ginro
    Someone's come to save me!
[02:45] Ginro
    I can go now, right?
[02:46] Ginro
    I can run away, right?
[02:49] Ginro
    Special Technique: Not My Problem!
[02:53] Warrior A
    What was it called, again? A goat?
[02:55] Warrior A
    It has nice fur, and I bet it tastes good.
[02:58] Warrior B
    Guess there's all kinds of beasts
    out there that I've never seen.
[03:03] Ginro
    All right...
[03:04] Ginro
    They're busy moving the goats,
    so now's my time to escape
[03:08] Ginro
    from the other side of the ship.
[03:10] Ginro
    I managed to escape the
    petrification beam, after all!
[03:16] Ginro
    That's right...
[03:18] Ginro
    I managed to escape.
[03:21] Ginro
    Only me.
[03:33] Ginro
    Jeez, why are you sleeping, Kinro?
[03:38] Ginro
    Let's run together.
[03:41] Ginro
    Oh, fine.
[03:42] Ginro
    I'll carry you with me.
[03:51] Warrior C
    What is that thing rolling around?!
[03:54] Warrior D
    I thought it was a vegetable,
    but it's a beast!
[03:56] Ginro
    Suika?! How?
[03:58] Suika
    I'm going to make myself useful!
[04:00] Suika
    I'll draw the enemies' attention!
[04:03] Suika
    I know Ginro will escape with
    the lab if I keep making a racket!
[04:10] Ginro
    What if they catch you?
[04:13] Ginro
    They'll petrify you for sure
    this time... or kill you!
[04:17] Warrior A
    It went that way!
[04:18] Warrior B
    Damn it, hold still!
[04:23] Ginro
    Right...
[04:24] Ginro
    I don't have time for this.
[04:28] Ginro
    We gotta run away together.
[04:30] Ginro
    Right, Kin...ro?
[04:36] Kinro
    Ginro.
[04:37] Kinro
    Ginro!
[04:39] Kinro
    Ginro!
[04:42] Kinro
    You might still be alive, since you
    weren't on the ship at the time.
[04:47] Kinro
    I can't see, nor can I hear,
    so I have no way to know for sure.
[04:53] Kinro
    But I believe in you.
[04:55] Kinro
    I can tell, even in the darkness,
[04:58] Kinro
    that you're still alive.
[05:01] Kinro
    I wish I could tell you...
[05:03] Kinro
    to think!
[05:06] Kinro
    What should you be doing now?
[05:15] Ginro
    Damn it, I can hear you,
    even if you can't talk.
[05:19] Ginro
    You're going on with your
    stuck-up, straitlaced face...
[05:25] Ginro
    Sorry, Kinro.
[05:27] Ginro
    Wait here for a second.
[05:31] Ginro
    I'll be back with Senku's
    team to save all of us.
[05:36] Warrior C
    Over there!
[05:49] Warrior C
    Gotcha!
[05:51] Warrior C
    There!
[05:52] Warrior C
    I finally got...
[05:53] Warrior C
    Huh?
[05:54] Warrior D
    The hell? It's just a shell from some fruit.
[06:02] Senku
    All right!
[06:08] Warrior B
    Hold it!
[06:22] Suika
    The lab car's so awesome! It's amphibious!
[06:37] Senku
    Nicely done, guys.
[06:40] Ginro
    Senku!
[06:45] Ginro
    We're surrounded!
[06:47] Gen
    I guess we should have expected that.
[06:50] Warrior D
    It's too dark. I can't see anything.
[06:53] Warrior E
    I thought it was a boat,
    but it was moving on land, too.
[06:55] Warrior E
    Is it yet another beast?
[06:59] Soyuz
    I-I see.
[07:00] Soyuz
    The people on the island can't conceive
    of a vehicle that moves on its own.
[07:04] Soyuz
    It looks like an animal to them.
[07:06] Soyuz
    I thought it was at first, too.
[07:08] Monster
    Hurgle!
[07:10] Senku
    That's a convenient misunderstanding for us.
[07:13] Gen
    They won't find out we're still alive!
[07:17] Senku
    We're going to be spewing a ton
    of fumes if we go any faster.
[07:21] Senku
    They'll know immediately that it's manma—
[07:28] Senku
    Those flowers...
[07:31] Amaryllis
    That's jasmine. What about it?
[07:32] Gen
    We're in the south, after all.
[07:34] Gen
    What, are we having tea time now?
[07:36] Gen
    Jasmine tea?
[07:41] Amaryllis
    Shells?
[07:42] Senku
    The ones you were collecting
    earlier in the day, Amaryllis.
[07:48] Senku
    I never would have thought we'd
    have a use for the rotten flesh.
[07:53] Senku
    If we're going to blow fumes their way,
    we may as well make them mega fragrant.
[07:57] Senku
    With amines from seafood and meat,
    and skatole from jasmine.
[08:02] Gen
    Skatole?
[08:04] Gen
    Even the name sounds nasty.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 526 0 l 526 60 l 0 60
SIGN    How to Make Poop Smell
SIGN    How to Make Poop Smell
[08:07] Mecha-Senku
    My name's Mecha-Senku!
[08:09] Mecha-Senku
    It's been a while, huh?
[08:11] Mecha-Senku
    Today, we'll learn how to make poo!
[08:13] Mecha-Senku
    I mean, how to make the smell of poo!
[08:16] Mecha-Senku
    All you have to do is pour some stupidly
    strong jasmine tea on simmered meat!
[08:24] Senku
    Just gotta warm up some rotten
    clams wrapped in jasmine petals.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 242 0 l 242 86 l 0 86
SIGN    Poo
    Acquired!!
[08:30] Ginro
    We don't need to acquire that!
[08:32] Ginro
    I get plenty from my butt!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 242 0 l 242 86 l 0 86
SIGN    Poo
    Acquired!!
[08:35] Senku
    It's just a smell.
[08:37] Senku
    They can have some sulfur for
    the bonus fart smell, too.
[08:41] Gen
    The lab sure is nice to have, isn't it?
[08:48] Warriors
    Gross!
[08:53] Warrior E
    Damn it! I knew it was just a beast!
[09:01] Ginro
    Yay!
[09:02] Ginro
    We got the lab!
[09:04] Suika
    Escape successful!
[09:06] Gen
    Now we can give Kohaku-chan
    that makeover, huh?
[09:15] Warrior D
    It was difficult to tell in the darkness,
    but we believe it to have been a beast.
[09:31] Gen
    Just to be safe, why don't we make
    some fake footprints while it's dark?
[09:39] Amaryllis
    There's a secret passageway
[09:41] Amaryllis
    called the Sapphire Caves that
    you can only enter from the sea.
[09:48] Suika
    The cave water's sparkling blue!
[09:51] Gen
    It's like that place in... Italy, was it?
[09:55] Gen
    The, er, Blue Grotto.
[09:58] Senku
    Looks like a sea cave that's
    been carved out by wave erosion.
[10:01] Amaryllis
    I'm pretty sure only the people
    of my village know about it.
[10:04] Amaryllis
    We should be safe here for a while.
[10:07] Ibara
    This might be a beast, or it might not be.
[10:12] Ibara
    There's no way to know.
[10:15] Ibara
    Whatever will I do if it happens
    to be someone who got away?
[10:22] Ibara
    Let's look really carefully,
    shall we? Just to be sure.
[10:28] Ibara
    Every forest.
[10:31] Ibara
    Every village.
[10:35] Ibara
    Every house!
[10:38] Ibara
    Every single corner.
[10:48] Kohaku
    Are they doing this "beauty contest" thing
[10:50] Kohaku
    at the inner palace even
    during this state of emergency?
[10:53] Gen
    Is that really how someone
    would sit in a beauty contest?
[10:56] Amaryllis
    They will.
[10:57] Amaryllis
    There's no way Moz wouldn't
    go through with it.
[11:00] Amaryllis
    Unlike Minister Ibara,
[11:02] Amaryllis
    Moz is already so powerful that
    he's never cautious about anything.
[11:07] Amaryllis
    All he's interested in is cute girls.
[11:10] Gen
    Wow!
[11:11] Gen
    Southern fruits?!
[11:13] Senku
    Well done, Amaryllis!
[11:16] Amaryllis
    Sorry, I could only gather so many.
[11:18] Amaryllis
    Just coconuts and stuff for now.
[11:22] Senku
    That's more than enough.
[11:24] Senku
    Combine them with the items in the
    lab car, and these ordinary fruits
[11:28] Senku
    will turn into all kinds of
    things with the power of science.
SIGN    Shampoo
SIGN    Coconut
SIGN    Phlogopite
    Sericite
SIGN    Glitter/Foundation
SIGN    Sulfuric Acid
SIGN    Sodium Hydroxide
SIGN    Oil
SIGN    Salt
SIGN    Conditioner
SIGN    Honey
SIGN    Lipstick
SIGN    Lemon
SIGN    Perfume
SIGN    Jasmine
SIGN    Vanillin
    (Used in fake chocolate)
SIGN    Scale insects
[11:32] Gen
    Let Operation: Beauty
    Kohaku-chan Makeover begin!
SIGN    Beauty Kohaku
SIGN    Makeover Road Map
[11:43] Suika
    We're making all this?
[11:46] Senku
    Yup, by noon.
[11:48] Kohaku
    It's quite a bit of work
    becoming cute, I see.
[11:51] Senku
    It's the Kohaku makeover crash project.
[11:54] Senku
    Your hairstyle's the biggest part of it.
[11:57] Senku
    Let's start by getting rid of this hairband.
[11:59] Kohaku
    Bomber!
[12:01] Senku
    How the hell is your hair so frizzy?!
[12:03] Gen
    You're one to talk, Senku-chan.
[12:05] Amaryllis
    I guess there's a reason you had it tied.
[12:08] Senku
    Mix southern island coconut oil with
    our good friend sodium hydroxide.
[12:13] Senku
    Toss in our other good friend, sulfuric acid.
[12:16] Gen
    Awesome!
[12:17] Gen
    It really feels like we have the lab back.
[12:22] Senku
    Mix in some salt and oil and,
    once it's slick, it's ready.
[12:28] Kohaku
    My hair's feeling a lot cleaner!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 168 0 l 168 70 l 0 70
SIGN    Shampoo
    Acquired!!
[12:34] Kohaku
    And now I just need to dry it.
[12:36] Gen
    Look at that manual hairdryer go.
[12:38] Ginro
    Is Kohaku-chan going to have
    silky hair like Ruri-chan?
[12:42] Suika
    Can't wait!
[12:49] Ginro & Amaryllis
    Why?!
[12:50] Senku
    How bristly can your hair even get?
[12:52] Gen
    Kohaku-chan's the strongest
    around, including her hair.
[12:55] Gen
    We're gonna need conditioner.
[12:59] Senku
    Hair is science, too.
[13:00] Kohaku
    Oh?
[13:02] Senku
    Hair's wrapped in a cover
    that's like bamboo skin.
[13:07] Senku
    Wash it in shampoo and the dirt will fall
    off, but the cover ends up all rolled up.
[13:13] Amaryllis
    So that's why her hair's so poofy,
    even though we just washed it.
[13:18] Kohaku
    I haven't given up understanding
    Senku's science talk yet! Not this time!
[13:23] Gen
    Hair is close to home for all of us.
[13:26] Soyuz
    Not for me.
[13:29] Senku
    That's why we rip open the cortex
    with an alkaline substance
[13:32] Senku
    and smack some sugars in there.
[13:34] Senku
    We calm the negatively charged
    surface with a weak acid,
[13:36] Amaryllis, Kohaku, Gen & Soyuz
    Everyone just gave up on following along.
[13:37] Senku
    and then we use the coconut...
[13:39] Senku
    The ingredients are super simple.
[13:42] Gen
    Honey, lemon, and coconut?
[13:45] Suika
    That sounds delicious.
[13:47] Suika
    If the hair covering is all turned over,
[13:49] Suika
    all we need to do is fix
    it up with some fats.
[13:56] Ginro
    Yes! Finally!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 232 0 l 232 64 l 0 64
SIGN    Conditioner
    acquired!!
[13:59] Suika
    Her hair turned fluffy and silky!
[14:03] Senku
    Up next...
[14:05] Senku
    We smash the shit out of this stuff.
[14:09] Senku
    We found a ton of mica when I went into the
    treasure dungeon with Chrome and Magma.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 230 0 l 230 64 l 0 64
SIGN    Glitter acquired!!
[14:16] Senku
    The white version is sericite.
[14:19] Senku
    The red and yellow stuff is a
    rock we grabbed called Bengala.
[14:23] Senku
    Basically, iron oxide.
[14:25] Senku
    Grind this stuff up and mix it in
    with the coconut oil, and it's done.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 378 0 l 378 64 l 0 64
SIGN    Foundation acquired!!
[14:30] Ginro
    Glitter? F-Founda-what?
[14:33] Ginro
    I don't even know what that
    stuff is to begin with.
[14:35] Senku
    They're all upgrade parts for
    the Kohaku infiltration mission.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 144 0 l 144 36 l 0 36
SIGN    Lipstick acquired!!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 144 0 l 144 36 l 0 36
SIGN    Perfume acquired!!
[14:39] Gen
    Oh, cosmetics.
[14:43] Amaryllis
    Wow!
[14:44] Amaryllis
    How?!
[14:46] Amaryllis
    All this came from fruit?
[14:47] Amaryllis
    I want some, too!
[14:50] Kohaku
    So I need only paint this on my
    face to make pretty out of science.
[14:54] Gen
    You're holding the cosmetics
    like they're weapons!
[15:11] Senku
    Kohaku... You...
[15:17] Gen
    Is there a chance Kohaku-chan won't get
    chosen for the cute girls selection?
[15:23] Senku
    I mean, the more nominees, the better...
[15:27] Senku
    Suika's the only other one I can think
    of, but she's not even old enough.
[15:30] Amaryllis
    Let me do it!
[15:33] Amaryllis
    I think you'll look best
[15:34] Amaryllis
    with a little work on your hair
    and some light, natural makeup.
[15:40] Amaryllis
    We don't want to draw on your eyes too much.
[15:42] Amaryllis
    Just a little bit between your eyelashes.
[15:51] Soyuz
    Tha-thump!
[15:52] Gen
    Oh, I heard that tha-thump.
[15:55] Suika
    Kohaku looks like a priestess!
[15:58] Suika
    She's so pretty!
[16:00] Ginro
    She's Ruri-chan's sister, after all.
[16:04] Senku
    You're pretty good at this, huh, Amaryllis?
[16:07] Amaryllis
    Science cosmetics are amazing.
[16:10] Amaryllis
    This might actually work.
[16:13] Amaryllis
    The more people we have to
    go in, the better, right?
[16:16] Amaryllis
    We should at least give it a shot.
[16:21] Senku
    This is ten billion percent
    not going to work.
[16:24] Gen
    Oh, I don't know, Senku-chan.
    As long as you don't talk...
[16:27] Amaryllis
    I guess his voice would give it away.
[16:30] Gen
    My voice is one thing I can fake.
[16:33] Amaryllis
    Crap! He sounds like a girl!
[16:35] Kohaku
    Gen's fairly dainty, but he's
    a bit on the tall side for a girl.
[16:41] Soyuz
    Th-This is a hard nope.
[16:44] Amaryllis, Senku & Gen
    Hard nope.
[16:47] Kohaku
    A dainty man with a feminine voice...
[16:59] Moz
    This high-quality selection for the inner
    palace is my one source of joy each year.
[17:06] Gen
    The cutie selection's about to start.
[17:09] Senku
    Yeah.
[17:10] Senku
    We've got the mad science
    visual upgrades on our side.
[17:14] Gen
    Mad science upgrades?!
[17:17] Warrior E
    Form a line!
[17:19] Warrior E
    The most beautiful will be chosen for
    the inner palace and made the Master's.
[17:25] Warrior E
    It's a great honor!
[17:27] Warrior E
    We've got some cuties this year, too.
[17:32] Kohaku
    Ginro, why are you hiding behind me?
[17:35] Ginro
    B-B-But...
[17:37] Ginro
    I'm a guy!
[17:39] Ginro
    I don't want to be chosen
    for the inner palace!
[17:42] Kohaku
    You're still going on about that?
[17:47] Ibara
    I was working hard, trying
    to find the beast, when...
[17:52] Ibara
    Look at this cute girl I found!
[17:56] Ibara
    Isn't this great?
[17:58] Ibara
    Those who work hard are rewarded well!
[18:02] Husband
    Spare her...
[18:04] Husband
    Please.
[18:05] Husband
    We're newly wed.
[18:07] Ibara
    Your point?
[18:12] Man A
    Shit!
[18:12] Man B
    You idiot!
[18:14] Man B
    You're gonna get either petrified or killed!
[18:18] Amaryllis
    Please, play along for a moment.
[18:20] Amaryllis
    My friends have been turned to stone, too.
[18:23] Amaryllis
    I've been waiting patiently for
    this moment for five years.
[18:28] Amaryllis
    We're going to infiltrate the
    inner palace and save everyone.
[18:33] Husband
    Amaryllis...
[18:35] Husband
    I always thought you were just a timid girl.
[18:38] Ibara
    Well!
[18:39] Ibara
    Let's have the other girls
    introduce themselves.
[18:44] Warrior A
    You there!
[18:48] Amaryllis
    M-My name is Amaryllis.
[18:51] Amaryllis
    I'm sorry, I get so nervous around men.
[18:54] Amaryllis
    Me? Participate in the selection?
[18:57] Amaryllis
    Oh, no, I'm so embarrassed.
[18:59] Amaryllis
    I-I-I'll do my best!
[19:01] Kohaku
    She changed her tone so quickly.
[19:03] Ginro
    She's a pro.
[19:04] Ibara
    Okay! You pass!
[19:07] Warrior A
    All right, next!
[19:09] Kohaku
    Here we go.
[19:11] Ginro
    Please don't pick me. Please don't
    pick me. Please don't pick me.
[19:14] Warrior A
    Next!
[19:15] Girl B
    I-I...
[19:18] Kohaku
    Am I next?
[19:20] (Flashback) Gen
    I don't think you can pull off the cute,
    shy girl thing Amaryllis does, can you?
[19:25] (Flashback) Gen
    You could try going for
    the spry girl act instead.
[19:29] Warrior A
    Next!
[19:32] Kohaku
    My name is Koha—wait...
[19:34] Kohaku
    Kohaku here!
[19:35] Kohaku
    Fighting is my...
[19:36] Kohaku
    I mean, people know me
    for being full of energy!
[19:40] Kohaku
    Pick me!
SIGN    Nope
    Reject
SIGN    Doable
    Pass
[19:44] Ibara
    I-I can't decide.
[19:45] Gen
    K-K-Kohaku-chan!
[19:47] Gen
    Your gruff side is showing!
[19:49] Ibara
    Then again, you are pretty enough.
[19:52] Ibara
    And if you ask me, you've got a curvy body.
[19:59] Ibara
    You won't be a problem.
[20:16] Ibara
    What is it, Moz-kun?
[20:18] Moz
    There was a bee.
[20:20] Moz
    It's the season, after all.
[20:21] Ibara
    Ah, I see.
[20:24] Ibara
    You're doable! Pass!
[20:32] Moz
    Kohaku-chan, was it?
[20:35] Moz
    You're...
[20:37] Moz
    really strong, aren't you?
[20:43] Moz
    I like girls like you.
[20:45] Moz
    I don't know what you're after,
    but that's not my problem.
[20:50] Moz
    Although I'll stop you with all my power
[20:53] Moz
    if you try to ruin my
    fun at the inner palace.
[20:57] Moz
    I'll sneak into the inner
    palace to meet up with you.
[20:59] Moz
    I'm looking forward to sparring with you.
[21:03] Kohaku
    If it's a battle you're after, I'm always ready.
[21:11] Ibara
    All right, lastly, you there.
[21:15] Ibara
    Introduce yourself, please.
[21:19] Kohaku
    We saw how he helped take back the lab.
[21:22] Kohaku
    Ginro does what needs to be done.
[21:27] Ginro
    I'm Ginro—
[21:28] Ginro
    The name's Gin-chan!
[21:31] Ginro
    I'm not the slightest bit cute!
[21:34] Amaryllis
    He's desperate not to get picked!
[21:36] Ibara
    You're a tomboy!
[21:38] Ibara
    The way you act so cute, even though
    you're petite... Oh, so fine!
SIGN    Pa ss!
[21:41] Ibara
    You pass!
[21:45] Amaryllis
    He's got surprisingly diverse taste!
[21:53] Kohaku
    In any case, we all made it through.
[21:56] Kohaku
    We cleared the first hurdle.
[21:58] Kohaku
    We're infiltrating the enemy base.
[22:04] Senku
    Now, then...
[22:06] Senku
    Time to shift the mission to take the
    petrification beam into full gear.
[22:11] Senku
    This is exhilarating.
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SIGN    This is a work of fiction, but the plants, animals, and production methods described are based on reality. Foraging and making things on your own accord is extremely dangerous and, in some cases, illegal. Please do not imitate without expertise.