E26 - The Exciting and Embarrassing Trial Enrollment! The DWMA New Lifestyle Support Fair Is Open?

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    A sound "soul"
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    dwells within a sound mind
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    and a sound body.
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    Lord Death has given his approval.
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    Starting this afternoon, you'll be
    participating in class on a trial basis.
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    I'll come get you later on,
    so be sure you're ready.
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    What do you have to say?
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    Look, if zombies can crawl
    up out of the ground,
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    surely someone who's alive can
    break down a simple door like this.
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    Hello?!
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    He totally hates me.
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    If the lamps of linked souls
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    point to your heart,
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    do you hear the echoes now,
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    stronger than words?
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    We barely ever look each other in the eye,
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    yet our very fates are becoming entwined
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    Our destinations overlap completely,
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    so run with me through the slippery night
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    Though the glare that
    comes from being too tenacious
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    may carry over into bad dreams
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    If the lamps of linked souls
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    point to your heart,
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    do you hear the echoes now,
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    stronger than words?
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    The reasons why we ever met don't matter
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    We are drawn together
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    The more we are hurt
    in the moments we touch,
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    the clearer things become
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    I tried calling to him many times,
    but he was too afraid to come out.
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    In the end, he said he doesn't
    know how to interact with zombies.
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    Oh, I see.
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    He's extremely depressed,
    and there's nothing I can really do.
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    His room is this way.
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    So I finally get to see Crona.
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    It seems you've successfully
    grasped his soul wavelength.
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    I'd like you to teach
    him all sorts of things
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    so that he can get
    accustomed to DWMA quickly.
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    Sure! My pleasure!
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    I appreciate it.
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    I can't believe I'm
    stranded in a place like this...
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    --I'm cold! I'm hungry! I'm starving!
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    --Oh, she's finally here?
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    --Show her around the
    place too while you're at it.
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    I could swear I've
    already gone this way before...
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    Sid!
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    Sorry, could you move?
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    I was so lost I thought
    I was gonna die down here!
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    You used to go to this school.
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    "The Exciting and Embarrassing
    Trial Enrollment!"
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    "The DWMA New Lifestyle
    Support Fair is Open?"
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    Demon Swordsman Crona...
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    A legacy of madness left by Witch Medusa.
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    A new form of weapon and meister,
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    created by melting the Demon
    Weapon Ragnarok in black blood
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    and using that to replace
    Crona's own blood...
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    "Witch"
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    A witch's soul is needed to turn
    a Demon Weapon into a Death Scythe.
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    In the end, perhaps it is witches
    who allow Demon Weapons to evolve
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    and not their meisters.
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    You can't stand it, can you?
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    It isn't good to hold it in.
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    You want to dismember
    everything, don't you?
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    You want to know about
    the child I created, don't you?
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    You've been infected by the madness...
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    I can't wait to see what happens.
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    I'm coming in.
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    Huh?
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    There's no one here.
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    Maka...
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    What are you doing over there?!
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    I feel calmer when I'm in the Cor-Ner.
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    Don't give it a name like that.
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    Here, stand up.
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    O-Okay...
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    I'm going to show you around school now!
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    Umm... U-Uhh...
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    It's great to have you here, Crona!
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    Yeah...
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    Hey, hey!
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    This is Ms. Marie.
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    Hello! Tomorrow is my
    first day as a teacher, too!
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    In that sense, we're in the same boat!
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    Let's do our best together!
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    Y-Yeah...
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    Using your common
    anxieties to alleviate his fears!
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    Nice guts, Marie!
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    Crona?!
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    The blue person is
    looking this way... I'm scared!
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    Stay out of this, Sid!
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    Don't worry!
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    Mr. Sid looks like a mean, blue gorilla,
    but he's actually a nice guy!
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    Okay...
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    Okay! Your short school
    life won't wait for you!
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    Let's go outside!
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    Don't be gettin' too smug, you ugly-faces!
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    There you are, Mini-Ragnarok!
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    What is that?! It's so cute!
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    You did something, didn't you?!
    You ugly cow!
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    Don't look at me!
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    Besides, I don't remember
    ever agreeing to be your friends!
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    Looks like I can get close now
    without any fear of getting hurt!
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    Wha...?
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    That panty shot was more of a
    turn-off than I expected, you cow!
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    --I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
    I'll never do it again!
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    --No, Crona! I should be apologizing!
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    --Don't hit me! Don't hit me!
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    Come on, look up, Crona.
    There's nothing to be afraid of.
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    E-Eep, it's so bright...
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    Did... Did I say something strange?
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    So, what do you think of the school?
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    Think you can do okay here?
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    No, this definitely isn't for me...
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    You'll be fine! We'll all be with you!
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    I can't do it! I'm going
    back to the Cor-Ner!
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    I wanna kick him so bad!
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    Quit it.
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    In that case, how does
    writing poetry sound?
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    Writing poetry? Are you serious?!
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    "Writing poetry? Are you serious?! LOL"
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    "Ow Ow Ow Ow"
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    I often write poems when
    something's bothering me!
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    Are you serious?! Damn, you're gloomy!
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    "Damn, you're gloomy!"
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    "You can talk to me about it,
    if you'd like!"?!
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    "Dead..."
    "Maka"
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    Let's write one together!
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    If you say so...
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    "30 Minutes Later"
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    D-D-D-D...
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    Done?
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    Yeah.
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    Let me see!
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    "Oof..."
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    This is so stupid...
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    What... do you think?
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    I'm sorry for being born...
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    How depressing...
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    What're you crumbums doing in here?!
    The weather's great outside!
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    Well, I guess my
    existence is like that of the sun!
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    If you're ever feeling
    lost, just look at me
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    and you will find your way!
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    Here.
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    I'm sorry for being born...
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    This thing really is destructive...
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    I'm sorry for being born...
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    I'm sorry for being born...
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    I'm sorry for coming back to life...
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    When did you get here?!
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    About Crona...
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    Well, there are still some problems...
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    But I do believe he'll
    grow accustomed eventually.
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    Glad to hear it!
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    But you're looking somewhat
    pale, Sid. Are you feeling sick?
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    Oh, no, it's nothing!
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    Anyway, Crona is headed for
    the Czech Republic as we speak.
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    I sent him along as part of
    Maka's supplementary lesson.
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    Has something happened?
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    There's a strange village
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    where most of its citizens
    engineer puppets and figures.
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    Apparently, the oldest golem created there
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    has suddenly started to go berserk.
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    Luckily, the extent of the
    damage seems to be light, but...
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    Hold on. Is that for real?
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    Is what?
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    When golems are created, they're
    programmed only to protect things.
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    Going berserk and
    destroying stuff is unthinkable...
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    It may have something to do
    with the madness wavelengths.
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    Sid. Contact Stein.
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    I want to hear his opinion.
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    So this is Loew Village.
    It has chimneys everywhere.
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    That's because they make
    lots of golems here.
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    There's probably one kiln for every house.
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    Now let's nab us some souls!
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    That's not how things work anymore.
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    We're students at DWMA now.
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    I wonder where this
    supposedly berserk golem is...
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    I'll go ask the villagers for details.
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    Figure engineers... Enchanters...
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    They create golems by using
    this village's traditional giant gloves
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    to mix magic with soil.
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    Can't say they look too happy to see us...
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    Soul!
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    No one I asked knows
    anything about the golem.
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    They're hidin' somethin'.
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    Hey, you.
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    Looks like you're here after
    catching wind of the incident.
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    You're looking for the
    berserk golem, right?
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    I'm Giriko. An Enchanter.
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    I'll show you the way. Follow me.
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    "Dismember Dismember"
    "Madness Wavelength"
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    What are you doing here in the dark?
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    Hey, Stein...
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    Stein?
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    Marie...
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    Are you okay?
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    Yeah. Anyway, what do you need?
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    A message from Lord Death.
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    The oldest golem in Loew
    Village has apparently gone berserk.
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    I can make some tea. Do you have a cup?
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    Use those.
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    You want me to use those?
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    Also, he apparently wants to
    hear your opinion on the matter.
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    Does this incident pose a problem somehow?
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    Golems used to ward off evil
    aren't programmed to destroy things.
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    It may be possible to use modern technology
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    to create golems with
    different programming.
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    But this has happened to the oldest golem.
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    Do you think the madness wavelengths
    have something to do with it?
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    Even if it does, the order is strange.
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    The order?
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    Thankfully, there still
    haven't been any incidents
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    relating to the Kishin's revival
    and the madness wavelengths.
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    It's hard to accept that the first incident
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    would be a soulless golem going berserk.
[15:08] ---
    Oh, right. People should
    be the first to be affected.
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    It'd be strange for an
    object like a golem to be first...
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    Golems going crazy would only happen
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    once the world was fully
    enveloped in madness...
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    It's also not right for
    me to act frivolously.
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    Hey, wait!
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    I'm going to the DWMA library.
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    Please ask Lord Death to
    give me a little time.
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    And I just made coffee, too...
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    Hey. How much further to the golem?
[15:47] ---
    We're almost there.
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    That's what you keep saying.
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    You're creeping me out.
    You and this village.
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    Hold on! Don't be rude!
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    This village sells golems to
    outside countries and cities to get by.
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    They ward off evil if you put
    them by your front door, you see.
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    Everyone's afraid of the unknown.
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    Are you trying to say we're "evil"?
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    Why are you so quick to lash out?
    He never said anything of the sort.
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    But that is what they're saying. Be quiet.
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    The truth is, we want
    to live in peace and quiet,
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    without anyone ever coming to our village.
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    Which is why we've always
    remained calm like the golems
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    and never caused conflict.
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    Isn't everyone the same?
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    People who put on the face of
    someone who's happy and nice
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    actually have pitch
    darkness in their hearts.
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    What was that?!
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    Yeesh. What an impatient woman.
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    Looks like there's no
    hiding the truth anymore.
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    Soul.
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    Maka! Get ready!
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    No way... How can this be?
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    What is it, Maka?!
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    What's going on? Golems
    are non-living objects, right?
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    It shouldn't be alive, but
    I sense a soul wavelength from it!
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    A kid meister, huh?
    Looks like you've noticed it.
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    I've been waiting for
    this moment. For 800 years.
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    I used Enchanter techniques
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    to swap my memories with my own children's
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    and lived out almost 30
    boring-as-hell lives...
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    800 years? What are you talking about?
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    Apparently it's all been
    to store up the strength
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    to take on Death and his
    organization, DWMA.
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    But it's all over now.
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    It's time for you little
    two to say goodbye.
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    What is he?!
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    I don't need a meister.
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    The golem I made can use me!
[18:29] ---
    He's a Magic Weapon?!
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    And then there's a golem with a soul...
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    What's with this village?!
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    Cease your attack at once.
[18:43] ---
    Continue any further and
    I will hunt your soul.
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    My engine isn't even running yet.
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    Maka!
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    What is this wavelength?!
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    It's full of bloodlust!
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    There's no stopping us now...
    My engine is running!
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    My soul's wavelength holds
    800 years worth of bloodlust!
[19:10] ---
    That forced smile of mine
    wasn't a one hour-only thing!
[19:14] ---
    I've been acting nice and friendly
    to stay under the DWMA's radar!
[19:18] ---
    My life so far has been nothing!
    It's been shit!
[19:22] ---
    Shoes! Shots! Cracks!
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    It's bleeeeeergh!
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    It's been completely pointless, dammit!
[19:33] ---
    Maka!
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    Damn...
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    Huh?
[19:43] ---
    I've been acting friendly for
    so long that I can't remember
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    what my real self is like...
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    Let me think... The words
    just won't come out!
[19:52] ---
    Oh, yeah! That's right!
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    Everything I've cultivated all this time...
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    I want to destroy it all
    now for some reason!
[20:03] ---
    The difference in mass is too overwhelming!
[20:06] ---
    If only I could attack from a distance,
[20:09] ---
    I could use that chance to get in close!
[20:11] ---
    There is Crona's Screech Arrow!
[20:15] ---
    I just thought I'd say that!
[20:17] ---
    We're just onlookers, though!
    We ain't gonna help you!
[20:21] ---
    Not even for three pieces of candy!
[20:23] ---
    Ragnarok...
[20:25] ---
    Four pieces, then!
[20:28] ---
    It was just a figure of speech!
    I don't really want any candy!
[20:32] ---
    I'm not a kid, you idiot!
[20:36] ---
    How about six pieces, then?!
[20:38] ---
    It's not a matter of how many!
[20:40] ---
    Fifteen pieces! I'll give
    you as many as you want!
[20:44] ---
    What?!
[20:48] ---
    Maka Albarn! You sure know how things work!
[20:52] ---
    It really pays to negotiate!
[20:55] ---
    Aww. The first speed
    setting doesn't tear him up?
[21:02] ---
    Don't underestimate black blood, you ass!
[21:10] ---
    I was fighting with this thing before?
[21:13] ---
    Thank goodness he's a friend now...
[21:17] ---
    Ragnarok...
[21:23] ---
    You seem a little shorter
    than before. Will you be all right?
[21:27] ---
    Quit worrying, dumbass!
[21:29] ---
    Don't hurt Maka any more.
[21:32] ---
    If something's bothering
    you, why not write a poem?
[21:36] ---
    Let's write one together.
[21:42] ---
    Here we go, Maka...
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    Right!
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    It's beginning. If we knock
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    on the doors that connect you and me,
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    what kind of future will be waiting for us?
[22:14] ---
    What grown-ups seek
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    is a perfect style,
[22:21] ---
    where everything comes together someday,
[22:25] ---
    as though it were a bunch of gears
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    God, if you're there, listen to me
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    You have to watch these days pass by,
[22:39] ---
    with moments like these that will never,
[22:45] ---
    ever repeat themselves
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    Which is why there are so many boys & girls
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    who want to be children
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    just a little while longer
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    out there in the world,
    hiding out of sight and dreaming
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    in this story
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    I'm sorry for being born...
[23:20] ---
    I'm sorry for coming back to life...
[23:22] ---
    I'm sorry for not being
    able to eat raw fish!
[23:24] ---
    I'm sorry for speaking in the past tense!
[23:27] ---
    I'm sorry for being lazy!
[23:28] ---
    I'm sorry for having blue skin!
[23:30] ---
    I'm sorry for having fat ankles!
[23:33] ---
    I'm sorry for having bad breath...
[23:35] ---
    Yeah, I don't like that.
[23:37] ---
    Next time on Soul Eater, episode 27:
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    "800 Years of Bloodlust...
    Advent of the Heretic Witch?"
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    Your soul is...
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    I'm sorry.