# E26 - The Exciting and Embarrassing Trial Enrollment! The DWMA New Lifestyle Support Fair Is Open?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR098K0WR/the-exciting-and-embarrassing-trial-enrollment-the-dwma-new-lifestyle-support-fair-is-open)
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*A sound "soul"*
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*dwells within a sound mind*
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*and a sound body.*
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Lord Death has given his approval.
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Starting this afternoon, you'll be
participating in class on a trial basis.
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I'll come get you later on,
so be sure you're ready.
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What do you have to say?
**[00:53] ---**
Look, if zombies can crawl
up out of the ground,
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surely someone who's alive can
break down a simple door like this.
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Hello?!
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He totally hates me.
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*If the lamps of linked souls*
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*point to your heart,*
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*do you hear the echoes now,*
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*stronger than words?*
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*We barely ever look each other in the eye,*
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*yet our very fates are becoming entwined*
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*Our destinations overlap completely,*
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*so run with me through the slippery night*
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*Though the glare that
comes from being too tenacious*
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*may carry over into bad dreams*
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*If the lamps of linked souls*
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*point to your heart,*
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*do you hear the echoes now,*
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*stronger than words?*
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*The reasons why we ever met don't matter*
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*We are drawn together*
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*The more we are hurt
in the moments we touch,*
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*the clearer things become*
**[02:45] ---**
I tried calling to him many times,
but he was too afraid to come out.
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In the end, he said he doesn't
know how to interact with zombies.
**[02:55] ---**
Oh, I see.
**[02:57] ---**
He's extremely depressed,
and there's nothing I can really do.
**[03:02] ---**
His room is this way.
**[03:05] ---**
So I finally get to see Crona.
**[03:07] ---**
It seems you've successfully
grasped his soul wavelength.
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I'd like you to teach
him all sorts of things
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so that he can get
accustomed to DWMA quickly.
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Sure! My pleasure!
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I appreciate it.
**[03:21] ---**
I can't believe I'm
stranded in a place like this...
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--I'm cold! I'm hungry! I'm starving!
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--Oh, she's finally here?
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--Show her around the
place too while you're at it.
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I could swear I've
already gone this way before...
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Sid!
**[03:40] ---**
Sorry, could you move?
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I was so lost I thought
I was gonna die down here!
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You used to go to this school.
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*"The Exciting and Embarrassing
Trial Enrollment!"*
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*"The DWMA New Lifestyle
Support Fair is Open?"*
**[04:01] ---**
*Demon Swordsman Crona...*
**[04:04] ---**
*A legacy of madness left by Witch Medusa.*
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*A new form of weapon and meister,*
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*created by melting the Demon
Weapon Ragnarok in black blood*
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*and using that to replace
Crona's own blood...*
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"Witch"
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*A witch's soul is needed to turn
a Demon Weapon into a Death Scythe.*
**[04:25] ---**
*In the end, perhaps it is witches
who allow Demon Weapons to evolve*
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*and not their meisters.*
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You can't stand it, can you?
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It isn't good to hold it in.
**[04:39] ---**
You want to dismember
everything, don't you?
**[04:45] ---**
You want to know about
the child I created, don't you?
**[05:00] ---**
You've been infected by the madness...
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I can't wait to see what happens.
**[05:15] ---**
I'm coming in.
**[05:17] ---**
Huh?
**[05:20] ---**
There's no one here.
**[05:22] ---**
Maka...
**[05:26] ---**
What are you doing over there?!
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I feel calmer when I'm in the Cor-Ner.
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Don't give it a name like that.
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Here, stand up.
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O-Okay...
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I'm going to show you around school now!
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Umm... U-Uhh...
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It's great to have you here, Crona!
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Yeah...
**[05:51] ---**
Hey, hey!
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This is Ms. Marie.
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Hello! Tomorrow is my
first day as a teacher, too!
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In that sense, we're in the same boat!
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Let's do our best together!
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Y-Yeah...
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Using your common
anxieties to alleviate his fears!
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Nice guts, Marie!
**[06:13] ---**
Crona?!
**[06:14] ---**
The blue person is
looking this way... I'm scared!
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Stay out of this, Sid!
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Don't worry!
**[06:21] ---**
Mr. Sid looks like a mean, blue gorilla,
but he's actually a nice guy!
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Okay...
**[06:27] ---**
Okay! Your short school
life won't wait for you!
**[06:31] ---**
Let's go outside!
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Don't be gettin' *too* smug, you ugly-faces!
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There you are, Mini-Ragnarok!
**[06:43] ---**
What is that?! It's so cute!
**[06:45] ---**
You did something, didn't you?!
You ugly cow!
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Don't look at me!
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Besides, I don't remember
ever agreeing to be your friends!
**[06:53] ---**
Looks like I can get close now
without any fear of getting hurt!
**[07:00] ---**
Wha...?
**[07:02] ---**
That panty shot was more of a
turn-off than I expected, you cow!
**[07:08] ---**
--I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'll never do it again!
**[07:12] ---**
--No, Crona! I should be apologizing!
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--Don't hit me! Don't hit me!
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Come on, look up, Crona.
There's nothing to be afraid of.
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E-Eep, it's so bright...
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Did... Did I say something strange?
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So, what do you think of the school?
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Think you can do okay here?
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No, this definitely isn't for me...
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You'll be fine! We'll all be with you!
**[08:28] ---**
I can't do it! I'm going
back to the Cor-Ner!
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I wanna kick him so bad!
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Quit it.
**[08:36] ---**
In that case, how does
writing poetry sound?
**[08:41] ---**
Writing poetry? Are you serious?!
**[08:41] ---**
"Writing poetry? Are you serious?! LOL"
**[08:47] ---**
"Ow Ow Ow Ow"
**[08:49] ---**
I often write poems when
something's bothering me!
**[08:54] ---**
Are you serious?! Damn, you're gloomy!
**[08:54] ---**
"Damn, you're gloomy!"
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"You can talk to me about it,
if you'd like!"?!
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"Dead..."
"Maka"
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Let's write one together!
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If you say so...
**[09:10] ---**
"30 Minutes Later"
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D-D-D-D...
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Done?
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Yeah.
**[09:19] ---**
Let me see!
**[09:20] ---**
"Oof..."
**[09:20] ---**
This is so stupid...
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What... do you think?
**[09:34] ---**
I'm sorry for being born...
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How depressing...
**[09:41] ---**
What're you crumbums doing in here?!
The weather's great outside!
**[09:49] ---**
Well, I guess my
existence *is* like that of the sun!
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If you're ever feeling
lost, just look at me
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and you *will* find your way!
**[09:57] ---**
Here.
**[10:02] ---**
I'm sorry for being born...
**[10:06] ---**
This thing really *is* destructive...
**[10:12] ---**
I'm sorry for being born...
**[10:16] ---**
I'm sorry for being born...
**[10:23] ---**
I'm sorry for coming back to life...
**[10:25] ---**
When did you get here?!
**[10:28] ---**
About Crona...
**[10:30] ---**
Well, there are still some problems...
**[10:33] ---**
But I do believe he'll
grow accustomed eventually.
**[10:36] ---**
Glad to hear it!
**[10:38] ---**
But you're looking somewhat
pale, Sid. Are you feeling sick?
**[10:43] ---**
Oh, no, it's nothing!
**[10:45] ---**
Anyway, Crona is headed for
the Czech Republic as we speak.
**[10:49] ---**
I sent him along as part of
Maka's supplementary lesson.
**[10:52] ---**
Has something happened?
**[10:55] ---**
There's a strange village
**[10:56] ---**
where most of its citizens
engineer puppets and figures.
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Apparently, the oldest golem created there
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has suddenly started to go berserk.
**[11:04] ---**
Luckily, the extent of the
damage seems to be light, but...
**[11:08] ---**
Hold on. Is that for real?
**[11:11] ---**
Is what?
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When golems are created, they're
programmed only to protect things.
**[11:20] ---**
Going berserk and
destroying stuff is unthinkable...
**[11:25] ---**
It may have something to do
with the madness wavelengths.
**[11:28] ---**
Sid. Contact Stein.
**[11:32] ---**
I want to hear his opinion.
**[11:37] ---**
So this is Loew Village.
It has chimneys everywhere.
**[11:41] ---**
That's because they make
lots of golems here.
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There's probably one kiln for every house.
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Now let's nab us some souls!
**[11:52] ---**
That's not how things work anymore.
**[11:56] ---**
We're students at DWMA now.
**[12:06] ---**
I wonder where this
supposedly berserk golem is...
**[12:10] ---**
I'll go ask the villagers for details.
**[12:14] ---**
*Figure engineers... Enchanters...*
**[12:27] ---**
*They create golems by using
this village's traditional giant gloves*
**[12:32] ---**
*to mix magic with soil.*
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Can't say they look too happy to see us...
**[12:38] ---**
Soul!
**[12:41] ---**
No one I asked knows
anything about the golem.
**[12:46] ---**
They're hidin' somethin'.
**[12:50] ---**
Hey, you.
**[12:53] ---**
Looks like you're here after
catching wind of the incident.
**[12:56] ---**
You're looking for the
berserk golem, right?
**[13:01] ---**
I'm Giriko. An Enchanter.
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I'll show you the way. Follow me.
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"Dismember Dismember"
"Madness Wavelength"
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What are you doing here in the dark?
**[13:56] ---**
Hey, Stein...
**[13:59] ---**
Stein?
**[14:03] ---**
Marie...
**[14:04] ---**
Are you okay?
**[14:06] ---**
Yeah. Anyway, what do you need?
**[14:09] ---**
A message from Lord Death.
**[14:11] ---**
The oldest golem in Loew
Village has apparently gone berserk.
**[14:16] ---**
I can make some tea. Do you have a cup?
**[14:19] ---**
Use those.
**[14:22] ---**
You want me to use *those*?
**[14:25] ---**
Also, he apparently wants to
hear your opinion on the matter.
**[14:29] ---**
Does this incident pose a problem somehow?
**[14:32] ---**
Golems used to ward off evil
aren't programmed to destroy things.
**[14:39] ---**
It may be possible to use modern technology
**[14:41] ---**
to create golems with
different programming.
**[14:44] ---**
But this has happened to the oldest golem.
**[14:48] ---**
Do you think the madness wavelengths
have something to do with it?
**[14:51] ---**
Even if it does, the order is strange.
**[14:55] ---**
The order?
**[14:56] ---**
Thankfully, there still
haven't been any incidents
**[14:59] ---**
relating to the Kishin's revival
and the madness wavelengths.
**[15:02] ---**
It's hard to accept that the first incident
**[15:05] ---**
would be a soulless golem going berserk.
**[15:08] ---**
Oh, right. People should
be the first to be affected.
**[15:13] ---**
It'd be strange for an
object like a golem to be first...
**[15:18] ---**
Golems going crazy would only happen
**[15:19] ---**
once the world was fully
enveloped in madness...
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It's also not right for
me to act frivolously.
**[15:28] ---**
Hey, wait!
**[15:30] ---**
I'm going to the DWMA library.
**[15:32] ---**
Please ask Lord Death to
give me a little time.
**[15:39] ---**
And I just made coffee, too...
**[15:43] ---**
Hey. How much further to the golem?
**[15:47] ---**
We're almost there.
**[15:49] ---**
That's what you keep saying.
**[15:51] ---**
You're creeping me out.
You *and* this village.
**[15:55] ---**
Hold on! Don't be rude!
**[15:58] ---**
This village sells golems to
outside countries and cities to get by.
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They ward off evil if you put
them by your front door, you see.
**[16:08] ---**
Everyone's afraid of the unknown.
**[16:12] ---**
Are you trying to say we're "evil"?
**[16:14] ---**
Why are you so quick to lash out?
He never said anything of the sort.
**[16:18] ---**
But that *is* what they're saying. Be quiet.
**[16:22] ---**
The truth is, we want
to live in peace and quiet,
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without anyone ever coming to our village.
**[16:29] ---**
Which is why we've always
remained calm like the golems
**[16:32] ---**
and never caused conflict.
**[16:34] ---**
Isn't everyone the same?
**[16:36] ---**
People who put on the face of
someone who's happy and nice
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actually have pitch
darkness in their hearts.
**[16:45] ---**
What was that?!
**[16:50] ---**
Yeesh. What an impatient woman.
**[17:07] ---**
Looks like there's no
hiding the truth anymore.
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Soul.
**[17:12] ---**
Maka! Get ready!
**[17:21] ---**
No way... How can this be?
**[17:23] ---**
What is it, Maka?!
**[17:25] ---**
What's going on? Golems
are non-living objects, right?
**[17:28] ---**
It shouldn't be alive, but
I sense a soul wavelength from it!
**[17:32] ---**
A kid meister, huh?
Looks like you've noticed it.
**[17:38] ---**
I've been waiting for
this moment. For 800 years.
**[17:43] ---**
I used Enchanter techniques
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to swap my memories with my own children's
**[17:48] ---**
and lived out almost 30
boring-as-hell lives...
**[17:52] ---**
800 years? What are you talking about?
**[17:55] ---**
Apparently it's all been
to store up the strength
**[17:59] ---**
to take on Death and his
organization, DWMA.
**[18:03] ---**
But it's all over now.
**[18:05] ---**
It's time for you little
two to say goodbye.
**[18:11] ---**
What is he?!
**[18:13] ---**
I don't need a meister.
**[18:15] ---**
The golem I made can use *me*!
**[18:29] ---**
He's a Magic Weapon?!
**[18:30] ---**
And then there's a golem with a soul...
**[18:33] ---**
What's with this village?!
**[18:40] ---**
Cease your attack at once.
**[18:43] ---**
Continue any further and
I will hunt your soul.
**[18:48] ---**
My engine isn't even running yet.
**[18:52] ---**
Maka!
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What is this wavelength?!
**[18:58] ---**
It's full of bloodlust!
**[19:00] ---**
There's no stopping us now...
My engine is running!
**[19:05] ---**
My soul's wavelength holds
800 years worth of bloodlust!
**[19:10] ---**
That forced smile of mine
wasn't a one hour-only thing!
**[19:14] ---**
I've been acting nice and friendly
to stay under the DWMA's radar!
**[19:18] ---**
My life so far has been nothing!
It's been shit!
**[19:22] ---**
Shoes! Shots! Cracks!
**[19:25] ---**
It's bleeeeeergh!
**[19:27] ---**
It's been completely pointless, dammit!
**[19:33] ---**
Maka!
**[19:35] ---**
Damn...
**[19:41] ---**
Huh?
**[19:43] ---**
I've been acting friendly for
so long that I can't remember
**[19:47] ---**
what my real self is like...
**[19:49] ---**
Let me think... The words
just won't come out!
**[19:52] ---**
Oh, yeah! That's right!
**[19:54] ---**
Everything I've cultivated all this time...
**[19:58] ---**
I want to destroy it all
now for some reason!
**[20:03] ---**
The difference in mass is too overwhelming!
**[20:06] ---**
If only I could attack from a distance,
**[20:09] ---**
I could use that chance to get in close!
**[20:11] ---**
There *is* Crona's Screech Arrow!
**[20:15] ---**
I just thought I'd say that!
**[20:17] ---**
We're just onlookers, though!
We ain't gonna help you!
**[20:21] ---**
Not even for three pieces of candy!
**[20:23] ---**
Ragnarok...
**[20:25] ---**
Four pieces, then!
**[20:28] ---**
It was just a figure of speech!
I don't really want any candy!
**[20:32] ---**
I'm not a kid, you idiot!
**[20:36] ---**
How about six pieces, then?!
**[20:38] ---**
It's not a matter of how many!
**[20:40] ---**
Fifteen pieces! I'll give
you as many as you want!
**[20:44] ---**
What?!
**[20:48] ---**
Maka Albarn! You sure know how things work!
**[20:52] ---**
It really pays to negotiate!
**[20:55] ---**
Aww. The first speed
setting doesn't tear him up?
**[21:02] ---**
Don't underestimate black blood, you ass!
**[21:10] ---**
*I was fighting with this thing before?*
**[21:13] ---**
*Thank goodness he's a friend now...*
**[21:17] ---**
Ragnarok...
**[21:23] ---**
You seem a little shorter
than before. Will you be all right?
**[21:27] ---**
Quit worrying, dumbass!
**[21:29] ---**
Don't hurt Maka any more.
**[21:32] ---**
If something's bothering
you, why not write a poem?
**[21:36] ---**
Let's write one together.
**[21:42] ---**
Here we go, Maka...
**[21:45] ---**
Right!
**[21:57] ---**
*It's beginning. If we knock*
**[22:01] ---**
*on the doors that connect you and me,*
**[22:05] ---**
*what kind of future will be waiting for us?*
**[22:14] ---**
*What grown-ups seek*
**[22:18] ---**
*is a perfect style,*
**[22:21] ---**
*where everything comes together someday,*
**[22:25] ---**
*as though it were a bunch of gears*
**[22:31] ---**
*God, if you're there, listen to me*
**[22:35] ---**
*You have to watch these days pass by,*
**[22:39] ---**
*with moments like these that will never,*
**[22:45] ---**
*ever repeat themselves*
**[22:48] ---**
*Which is why there are so many boys & girls*
**[22:52] ---**
*who want to be children*
**[22:54] ---**
*just a little while longer*
**[22:58] ---**
*out there in the world,
hiding out of sight and dreaming*
**[23:05] ---**
*in this story*
**[23:18] ---**
*I'm sorry for being born...*
**[23:20] ---**
*I'm sorry for coming back to life...*
**[23:22] ---**
*I'm sorry for not being
able to eat raw fish!*
**[23:24] ---**
*I'm sorry for speaking in the past tense!*
**[23:27] ---**
*I'm sorry for being lazy!*
**[23:28] ---**
*I'm sorry for having blue skin!*
**[23:30] ---**
*I'm sorry for having fat ankles!*
**[23:33] ---**
*I'm sorry for having bad breath...*
**[23:35] ---**
*Yeah, I don't like that.*
**[23:37] ---**
*Next time on Soul Eater, episode 27:*
**[23:40] ---**
*"800 Years of Bloodlust...
Advent of the Heretic Witch?"*
**[23:43] ---**
*Your soul is...*
**[23:45] ---**
*I'm sorry.*