E25 - The Death Scythes Convene – Stop Dad's Staff Reassignment!?
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A sound "soul"
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dwells within a sound mind
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and a sound body.
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How many years it's been
since I last stepped foot here...
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Oh, Lord. Please give the
people comfortable lives and deaths.
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Tsunaida tamashii no hi ga
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mune wo sasu nara
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kotoba yori motto tsuyoi hibiki ga
[01:09] ---
ima kikoeru ka?
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Roku ni me mo awasazu
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unmei ni made karande'ku
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Yukisaki moro kabutte'ru
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kuenai yoru wo hashire
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Fukaoi shi sugita mabushisa ga
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warui yume ni tsuzuite mo
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Tsunaida tamashii no hi ga
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mune wo sasu nara
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kotoba yori motto tsuyoi hibiki ga
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ima kikoeru ka?
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Deatta wake wa dou datte ii
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Hikitsukerarete
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Fureta shunkan no kizu no bun dake
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tashika ni nareru
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Crona...
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It's... all right...
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I wonder how he's doing...
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Yeesh.
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About the Demon Sword...
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For now, we've taken him
under our care after he surrendered,
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but I believe you should
decide how he should be dealt with.
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Indeed...
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Does something bother you?
[03:00] ---
Yes. There's something
a bit strange about him...
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Something strange?
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The Demon Sword has
devoured many souls, correct?
[03:13] ---
So I would've expected him to be
well on his way to being a Kishin,
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but nothing could be
farther from the truth.
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What do you mean?
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I don't understand how,
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but something's had a purifying
effect on him, I guess you could say.
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What do you think, Sid?
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I haven't the slightest...
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But we should take into account
what the Demon Sword has done.
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Even if he is a child,
even if he was led by a witch,
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I think the standard harsh
punishment for cases like this is in order.
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What shall we do?
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I dunno, so I'll put it off!
[04:04] ---
"The Death Scythes Convene...
Stop Dad's Staff Reassignment!!?"
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Hey! What's the big idea?!
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Just come on.
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I'm not coming anywhere!
[04:15] ---
Lord Death told us to
stay put until our injuries heal!
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Seriously, if you stay at
home and never come out...
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mushrooms'll start
growing out of your head!
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No, they won't!
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Just come on!
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Where to?
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A change of pace.
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Huh?
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Yo!
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Well, Sid?
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Including Spirit,
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how is the gathering of the
eight Death Scythes coming along?
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Right, sir.
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It appears that Justin has just arrived.
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Counting the two that
arrived earlier, there are four here.
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Then what are the other four up to?
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It looks like the ones in
charge of Europe and West Asia
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are busy with work and can't make it.
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That's no good. What about the
one in charge of South America?
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His growling and barking
don't make any sense.
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How about Africa?
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Refuses to take our calls.
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Oh, well! We have half of
them here, that's good enough!
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Ugh...
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No! No!
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What's wrong?
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I shouldn't be here now...
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This isn't where I should be...
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Don't be silly. The Kishin
has revived, you know.
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What could possibly be more important?
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You're still young, Azusa.
You wouldn't understand.
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I just want to get married and retire,
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but I still get left with
tons of work to do...
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Doesn't that seem strange to you?!
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I think it's impressive.
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I utterly devote myself to men,
but I always wind up being dumped.
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Perhaps your over-devotion
puts pressure on them
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and causes them to run away?
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You don't understand the power of love!
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Y-You don't understand the
power of your punches, Marie-senpai...
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S-Sorry...
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In any case, marriage being a
woman's happiness is so old-fashioned.
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What's going on?
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I'm going to marry this toilet.
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After all, a toilet will accept
anything and everything, you know?
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He's truly my ideal lover!
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But wouldn't it be annoying if
the toilet seat were ever left up?!
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I can put up with that!
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Oh no! I have to stop her!
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Y-You know, sometimes even he'll sigh
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because he can't stand the pressure!
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He might even secretly leak
somewhere without you knowing!
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H-How indecent...
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Unforgivable...
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You cheating bastard!
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Okay! Let's go see Lord Death now!
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Just as you'd expect of the "Pulverizer"...
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You won't be retiring any time soon!
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Need something?
[07:47] ---
Yes. We need to go see Lord Death.
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I ain't goin'.
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Why not?
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Tell me, Stein.
[07:57] ---
Why do you think Lord Death is
gathering the other Death Scythes?
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Because the Kishin has revived
and we need to come up with a plan.
[08:07] ---
Nope! He totally plans to send
me far away! A demotion transfer!
[08:12] ---
Yeah?
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I mean, think about it!
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If I hadn't left his side, he
could've used me to beat the Kishin!
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So you're polishing the candlesticks
to earn some points with him?
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Something wrong with that?!
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Wow, you're dumb!
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Of course I'm desperate!
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I don't want my ex-wife
to take custody of Maka...
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If Maka gets taken far away from me,
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it'll hardly seem like I'm her dad anymore!
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It already hardly seems that way.
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I see you're desperate
enough to roll up your suit sleeves.
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That's right! And I can still
roll 'em up ten more centimeters!
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It's Stein, your first love!
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Since when?
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Oh! Long time, no see!
[09:00] ---
Hello.
[09:02] ---
It's the monster!
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The King of Committee Chairmen!
[09:03] ---
"The King of Committee Chairmen"
[09:07] ---
For a brat, you sure were annoying!
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You always complained every
time I tried to dismember a passerby.
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Uhh, I think anyone would.
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Wouldn't you say that the Kishin's revival
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was mainly a result of your blundering?
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D-Don't! Don't say that
stuff to Lord Death!
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I don't know. I tend to speak my
thoughts in a straightforward way.
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Come to think of it, Marie...
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Weren't you going to retire right
after you became a Death Scythe?
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Don't remind me...
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All right! No more talking!
Lord Death is waiting!
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Line up!
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At attention!
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Yep, there she goes...
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Oh, Lord!
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Why do You not give me Your words?
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Umm...
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Oh, how can this be?
[10:03] ---
I am unable to hear Your voice...
[10:06] ---
Uhh, actually...
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Take out your earphones!
[10:10] ---
Huh?
[10:13] ---
It's good to see you all again.
Justin, at your service.
[10:20] ---
Thank you for coming all this way!
[10:23] ---
Now, then.
[10:24] ---
I assume you already know
why I've called you all to DWMA.
[10:30] ---
Please no transfer! Please no transfer!
[10:35] ---
The Kishin Asura's revival...
[10:38] ---
I thought we might discuss
this a little bit.
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However, though he may be the
strongest, Asura is a scaredy-cat,
[10:45] ---
so I can't imagine him
making any moves so early on.
[10:49] ---
What's most pressing
now is not Asura's actions,
[10:54] ---
but figuring out a strategy for
the madness wavelengths he puts off.
[11:02] ---
Stein. Could you explain
about that briefly?
[11:06] ---
Yes, sir.
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Can we consider the madness wavelengths
[11:09] ---
to be the same as Asura's soul wavelengths?
[11:12] ---
Yes, that's right. But they're
wavelengths on a godly level.
[11:16] ---
Do these madness wavelengths
cause something to happen?
[11:19] ---
As you know, all people
possess some amount of madness.
[11:25] ---
In my case, especially...
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Asura's madness wavelengths
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rouse the madness that
sleeps deep in people's souls.
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The madness spreads like a disease.
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This is a certainty. I felt it
myself the moment Asura revived.
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A madness infection?
And it can affect anyone?
[11:54] ---
No.
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I believe it might be relatively difficult
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for a person like Justin to be infected.
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Additionally, at the present stage,
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I find it unlikely that there will be
an outbreak of madness
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that will involve average, regular people.
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Then, what problem does the madness pose?
[12:13] ---
The revival and power-up of the wicked...
[12:16] ---
Yes. I do love the idea of figuring
a person out by examining them.
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It makes me want to dismember them.
[12:22] ---
So?
[12:23] ---
The awakening of dormant witches,
due to the madness wavelengths...
[12:28] ---
It's not just people. Major disasters
and unusual weather phenomena...
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All sorts of horrors are possible.
[12:35] ---
Meaning enemies who stayed
quiet will start to take action?
[12:40] ---
We're in this situation now
because of the blundering of these two.
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Do you have any thoughts as to
what should be done with them?
[12:47] ---
W-Why, you...!
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Yes. Hmm...
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Please no transfer!
Anything but reassignment!
[12:55] ---
I'm thinking a very slight staff
reassignment may be in order...
[12:59] ---
What?!
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My happy life with my daughter...
It's gone...
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Our future is gone...
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What am I supposed to tell Maka?
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I don't want to see the
sad look on her face...
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No, no. You will still
remain my weapon, Spirit.
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You don't mind using me?!
[13:28] ---
You are the only one of the
Death Scythes who is a Death Scythe.
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Have pride in yourself.
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Oh, Lord! You speak with such benevolence!
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Until now, I've sent you off to
serve as Stein's temporary weapon,
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but from now on you mustn't
leave DWMA, to the best of your ability.
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With pleasure!
[13:51] ---
Also, I'm thinking of having
one other Death Scythe remain here
[13:57] ---
to help fortify DWMA.
[14:00] ---
Marie. I'd like you to be Stein's partner.
[14:05] ---
Huh? Me?
[14:07] ---
You can't be serious...
[14:09] ---
Please wait! I don't
have the motivation for work!
[14:13] ---
I even chose to be in charge of Oceania
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because it was peaceful
and work would be easy...
[14:18] ---
If I'm busy here at DWMA, it'll
take me even longer to get married...
[14:23] ---
It's okay. You have a tendency
to get obsessed with tasks at hand.
[14:27] ---
Don't remind me...
[14:29] ---
Lord Death. What should I do?
[14:33] ---
You will use your wide
field of vision to locate Asura.
[14:38] ---
You'll also take charge
of Oceania in Marie's place.
[14:43] ---
Yes, sir.
[14:44] ---
As for you, Justin...
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Justin.
[14:56] ---
Well, never mind Justin for now!
[14:59] ---
DWMA is going to have
to change somewhat now.
[15:03] ---
It's going to be a savage
but exciting life, though!
[15:08] ---
Okay, dismissed.
[15:13] ---
Oh, hold on, Spirit.
[15:16] ---
Yes, sir?
[15:18] ---
There's something I'd like
to talk to you about.
[15:29] ---
Alright! Let's play some basketball!
[15:31] ---
Yeah!
[15:33] ---
Hey, Maka! Let's play some basketball!
[15:36] ---
Why? You said you were fine with
me reading a book on the sidelines.
[15:40] ---
That's the only reason I came.
[15:43] ---
I lied.
[15:47] ---
It's not my fault! Liz
suddenly couldn't come!
[15:52] ---
I don't know basketball's rules.
[15:55] ---
Here. For your hair.
[15:57] ---
I guess these teams are okay for now.
[16:00] ---
Kid. Why couldn't Liz come?
[16:03] ---
She said she would've broken the
long nails she worked hard to grow.
[16:06] ---
A regular ol' game would be boring.
[16:09] ---
Whadya say the captain of the losing team
[16:11] ---
has to do a punishment game?
[16:13] ---
Sounds good to me! We accept!
[16:15] ---
If we lose,
[16:17] ---
we'll move the picture frames
in Kid's place two centimeters.
[16:19] ---
H-Hey, now!
[16:21] ---
That would be funny!
[16:22] ---
And if we lose, Captain Maka will
go on a day-long date with her dad.
[16:27] ---
Huh?!
[16:28] ---
Hold on! That makes no sense!
You’re the captain, Black☆Star!
[16:32] ---
Of course you wanna be captain!
[16:35] ---
I know, but I feel bad
for forcing you to play!
[16:39] ---
I don't like it, but I'll tearfully
let you have the captain's seat!
[16:43] ---
This is no time to turn honest!
[16:46] ---
Plus, you are wearing the captain's cap!
[16:48] ---
Huh?! That's what this is?!
[16:50] ---
Damn! I wanna be captain!
[16:53] ---
I'm offering to switch!
[16:56] ---
Okay, here we go!
[16:58] ---
Huh? Why is Soul passing
to us? He's not on our team.
[17:02] ---
Here.
[17:03] ---
Huh? Why are we passing it back?
[17:06] ---
Okay! Let's do it!
[17:08] ---
Patty! Captain Maka! Zone defense!
[17:12] ---
'Kay!
[17:13] ---
Huh? What's a zone? Teach me the rules!
[17:17] ---
Why did you suddenly start?! Stop, stop!
[17:21] ---
I'll never find a husband in a
place like this that's full of kids...
[17:32] ---
Oh, nice shot!
[17:34] ---
Are they DWMA students?
[17:36] ---
Yes. They're your pupils starting tomorrow.
[17:41] ---
Double dribble on Maka!
[17:44] ---
Geez! Come on, Captain!
[17:47] ---
Huh? What's a double
dribble? It sounds kind of cool...
[17:53] ---
Alright!
[17:55] ---
I don't have a boyfriend,
[17:57] ---
but I guess I can do some
work before I get married!
[18:00] ---
Oh, right!
[18:02] ---
Everything's happened so quickly,
[18:03] ---
so let me stay at your
place until I find an apartment!
[18:07] ---
That's fine, but don't blame
me if you wind up dismembered.
[18:10] ---
I have total faith in you!
[18:13] ---
Do you need me for something?
[18:15] ---
Actually, it's about Stein...
[18:20] ---
It looks like he's realized it himself,
[18:24] ---
but the madness is taking control of him...
[18:27] ---
That's why you assigned Marie to him?
[18:29] ---
Marie's soul wavelength should
have a positive effect on his soul.
[18:37] ---
So, Spirit. Might I ask you
to keep an eye on Stein, too?
[18:44] ---
Yes, sir.
[18:48] ---
Sheesh...
[18:50] ---
He never ceases to be a
troublesome junior...
[18:55] ---
Hey.
[18:57] ---
Oh, Spirit!
[18:58] ---
Pass! Pass!
[19:00] ---
What are they doing? Didn't
we tell them to stay put at home?
[19:04] ---
Kids have it nice, being so carefree...
[19:11] ---
I wouldn't say they're carefree.
[19:14] ---
After being in that messed-up place,
[19:16] ---
they're just trying to regain
normalcy in their own way now.
[19:21] ---
Game set! 20 to 4! Maka's team loses!
[19:26] ---
--I never figured out the rules...
[19:26] ---
--Punishment game! Punishment game!
[19:30] ---
Punishment game! Punishment game!
[19:32] ---
Whew, what a relief...
[19:34] ---
Let's call the punishment game off...
[19:37] ---
I don't know, this doesn't seem
to have that much more normalcy
[19:42] ---
than that underground battle...
[19:45] ---
Yeesh. You just don't
understand things like that.
[19:54] ---
Oh? What's going on, Maka?
[19:57] ---
U-Umm, well, Dad...
[20:00] ---
W-Want to have a date this Sunday?
[20:13] ---
And there I was worrying I'd
get sent to the middle of nowhere!
[20:16] ---
Which do you want,
Dad? Strawberry or banana?
[20:20] ---
"Gorilla" "Buffalo!"
[20:20] ---
Hey, Dad. Which do you think
looks better on me?
[20:24] ---
It's getting cold out.
[20:25] ---
Thanks, Dad! It's nice and warm!
[20:27] ---
I-I never imagined such
abnormalcy would come flying my way!
[20:32] ---
Dad?
[20:37] ---
Hey, Dad! Are you okay?!
[20:42] ---
Sorry! I was just so happy!
[20:46] ---
Hang on! I'll go get some stomach medicine!
[20:48] ---
No, that's okay! I'm fine!
[20:51] ---
How humiliating...
[20:54] ---
Happy-barfing.
[20:56] ---
I don't understand that, either.
[21:02] ---
Lord Death.
[21:05] ---
You put it off last time, but how
shall we deal with the Demon Sword?
[21:09] ---
All right. We will enroll
him at DWMA as a special case!
[21:14] ---
Are you serious?!
[21:16] ---
I am serious.
[21:18] ---
I'm not joking around with you.
[21:22] ---
The boy does have issues.
[21:25] ---
But if we can guide him carefully,
[21:30] ---
he will make a great DWMA ally.
[21:34] ---
However, he's still in no
condition to enroll in school.
[21:39] ---
Indeed.
[21:40] ---
In that case, for now...
[21:43] ---
he'll start a trial enrollment
at DWMA starting tomorrow!
[21:57] ---
Hajimaru yo Kimi to boku wo
[22:01] ---
tsunagu tobira nokku sureba
[22:05] ---
donna mirai ga bokura wo matte iru no?
[22:13] ---
Otona ga sou motomeru no wa
[22:18] ---
kanpeki na sutairu
[22:21] ---
itsuka haguruma no you ni
[22:25] ---
subete ga kasanaru you ni
[22:31] ---
Kamisama iru nara kiite yo
[22:35] ---
Itsuitsu made mo kono shunkan
[22:39] ---
ripiito dekinai mainichi wo
[22:45] ---
miokuranakucha
[22:48] ---
Dakara ato mou sukoshi dake tte
[22:52] ---
kodomo de itai
[22:54] ---
boys & girls ga nannin mo
[22:58] ---
kono yo ni kakurehisonde
wa yume wo mite iru
[23:05] ---
tte iu sutorii
[23:18] ---
It connects!
[23:19] ---
Yes. All the seemingly unrelated
incidents have connected now.
[23:23] ---
No, not that!
[23:24] ---
Are you referring to the
virus-immunity relationship?
[23:26] ---
No!
[23:26] ---
The link between global warming
and the polar bears' ecosystem?
[23:29] ---
No!
[23:30] ---
Then...
[23:31] ---
You're getting on my nerves!
I'll just say it!
[23:34] ---
We're walking on thin
ice that's barely connected!
[23:36] ---
Umm, Azusa?
[23:37] ---
Next time on Soul Eater, episode 26:
[23:40] ---
"The Exciting and Embarrassing
Trial Enrollment!"
[23:42] ---
"The DWMA New Lifestyle
Support Fair is Open?"
[23:44] ---
Bullying is uncool!
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