E14 - The Super Written Exam – Heart-Pounding, Reeling, and Restless. You're Kidding!?
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A sound "soul"
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dwells within a sound mind
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and a sound body.
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Yay! Yay! Yay!
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Lord Death, mission accomplished.
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99 souls that had turned into
Kishin eggs, and one witch soul.
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As promised, I will make
Soul my personal weapon.
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So then, he'll be a Death Scythe.
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Hooray!
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What are you goofing around for?
You're going to be late for school.
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"Test!!"
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If the lamps of linked souls
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point to your heart,
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do you hear the echoes now,
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stronger than words?
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We barely ever look each other in the eye,
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yet our very fates are becoming entwined
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Our destinations overlap completely,
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so run with me through the slippery night
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Though the glare that
comes from being too tenacious
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may carry over into bad dreams
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If the lamps of linked souls
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point to your heart,
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do you hear the echoes now,
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stronger than words?
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The reasons why we ever met don't matter
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We are drawn together
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The more we are hurt
in the moments we touch,
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the clearer things become
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"Written test in 3 days!!"
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People, I'm sure you are
aware of this, but time is short.
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The general test for meisters and weapons,
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the Super Written Exam is in three days.
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Are you up to speed with your studies?
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Of course. I've been
preparing for this for a month now.
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I have written up the
questions for this one.
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I'm sure there are both
those who are anxious,
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and those who are looking
forward to it, so good luck to all.
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Okay, you're dismissed!
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Ugh, isn't there some easy
way to memorize this stuff?
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There's no meaning in
winning an easy fight.
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I won't let you get away
with any dirty tricks, either.
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I wonder if you'll take
first this year, too, Ox.
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Hmm, we'll see.
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That's right. Last year,
I got beat out by Ox.
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But then, there are some
hard workers in this class.
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Like say, Maka there, who
came in second to me last year.
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Do you know why there's a
"Super" tacked on to this test?
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There's a jinx that says
that whoever comes in first
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will make a Death Scythe.
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What, really?!
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Yes. It's my destiny. Mama
was at the top of her year, after all.
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I have to make it to the top, as well.
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All right! I'm going to come in first,
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and turn you into a Death Scythe, Tsubaki!
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Right.
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This will be our first test ever, huh?
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Let's do our best!
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I'm not going to study
just because there's a test.
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Big talker. Are you studying at all?
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I am a shinigami. I have
a firm grasp of phasmology.
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That's right. Kid is here this time, too.
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I sure have a lot of rivals.
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What are you doing, Senpai?
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Ah, Stein...
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I'm sending out an aura to my
daughter to do well on the test.
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I see.
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Why?
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Okay, continue.
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Yeah!
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Maka!
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"The Super Written Exam... Heart-pounding,
Reeling, and Restless. You're Kidding!?"
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"Beat Ox!!"
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All right! Last spurt!
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Say, Maka, are tests fun?
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Mm-hmm. You get to find out
how much you've learned so far.
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It's easy to tell, from
your score and your ranking.
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It's like a game.
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But I have to work extra-hard this time.
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There's a jinx that says whoever
comes in first will make a Death Scythe.
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It's hard to become a Death Scythe.
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Your papa is amazing, Maka.
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It's my mama that's amazing.
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She's the one who made my
good-for-nothing papa into a Death Scythe.
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So... the originator of phasmology... was...
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Oh, Soul, you're studying, too?
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Yeah. I'm busy. Don't bother me.
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Oh, but I'm bored! Play with me!
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How annoying!
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498...
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499...
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500...!
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If I can't answer the
next question, 1000 sit-ups!
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Let's see, what have we here...?
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--Damn it!
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--Let's cut out the penalty games
and study this. I'll teach you.
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--1... 2... 3... 4... 5...
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Capable woman is complete.
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All right, let's study!
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Nice going, Sis!
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Oh, it looks like you two
are both hard at work studying.
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If you need anything...
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Er, what are you doing?
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We're on a break.
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I've got this one little
hair that's too long.
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It bothers me the way it sticks out.
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What are you doing, you fool?!
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Let me take care of the eyebrow grooming!
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What happens if your left
and right sides become uneven?!
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Last time you did it, Kid,
how long do you think it took?
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It was a month!
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All right. I'll do it quicker this time.
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Okay? I'm begging you! Please! Please!
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Well, if you're going to beg...
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All right!
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I'll start by drawing up some plans.
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You're disturbing our studying. Get lost.
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What concept should
I go for? Something touching.
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That's the kind of eyebrows I want.
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I don't have eyebrows that amazing.
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Nobody will play with me.
Tests are a big deal, huh?
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My body is cleansed now,
and everything is right.
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Black☆Star studying
diligently makes me so happy.
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I think I'll make him some supper, too.
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Yahoo!
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Whoops! I shouted! Quietly, quietly...
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Someone like me isn't cut
out for dull studying, all right.
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I'll just steal the test, like an assassin.
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There they are!
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With this, I am a god!
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I'll have a perfect score, even among gods!
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Black☆Star?
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Where are you?
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How is your studying coming?
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We're on a break.
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Three days off should be plenty!
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The way this is sticking
out is bothering me.
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All right, done.
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All right.
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I've done all that I can.
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Now to get some sleep,
and get ready for tomorrow.
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Mmm... may... Maka... Maka... Maka...
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get... first... first...
first... first... place...
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I'm going to do my best
on that test tomorrow!
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I, Sid, will be proctoring your exam.
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Just one thing before we start the test.
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Ya... hoo...
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Black☆Star!
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We had a certain idiot who
went into Dr. Stein's laboratory
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to steal the test last night.
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Ya... hoo...
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Remember, don't you
dare do anything dishonest!
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The test will go for 60 minutes.
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Keep your problems face down!
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Begin!
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It's all right. Relax.
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Anyone who does this earnestly is a fool.
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There's no way the
tortoise who gets the late start
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can win the race against the hare.
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The world is full of unrelenting hares.
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Whoever gets a good score
on the test prevails,
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no matter the means.
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My entire body is wrapped
with cheat sheets!
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There's no meaning in not
winning an easy fight.
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Just as long as you end up winning.
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Is this all of it?
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You fiend! You want to
take my underpants away, too?!
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What is he, a moron?
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Go back to your seat.
I'll forgive you this one time.
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That's the kind of man I was.
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Damn!
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No! Concentrate, concentrate...
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The following questions
are fill-in-the-blank.
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Let's see... "Complete the
following sentences. A sound soul..."
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Easy, easy! "...resides in a sound...
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"skin"
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skin, and sound cuticles."
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I'm sure that's wrong!
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I hadn't even answered
a single question yet!
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This is not cool!
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But, I'm still in luck. Sitting
next to me is the brilliant Kid.
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Abysmal!!
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I can't write it neatly!
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He's still writing his name! Kid's no help.
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And on the left...
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She's writing with a crayon?!
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She's worn down the yellow one quite a bit.
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Giraffe! Giraffe!
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Must be her favorite.
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"Answer true or false."
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There it is! Just like
Dr. Stein. This is a trick question.
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Is this a trick?
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No, couldn't be.
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The professor wouldn't do
anything to trick the students.
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False!
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I won't be fooled by that trick!
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Teacher, I'm finished.
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Oh, then you may read a book or something.
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Study freak.
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Ten minutes left!
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What?! I'm running out of time!
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Kid is still writing his name!
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Done!
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What?!
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Giraffe! Giraffe!
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She's doing arts and
crafts with her answer sheet?!
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I oughtta break yer neck!
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She is gifted, in one sense.
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Damn, it's no good.
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Damn, it's no good.
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No matter what I do, the
placement of the "k" is off.
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I'm nothing but shriveled-up scum.
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I'm a trash pile of a person, and
that's why the "k" has forsaken me.
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Teacher, Kid has collapsed!
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Let him be.
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Soul...
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Black☆Star!
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You're writing in blood...?
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That's right. You saw the
answers in the laboratory.
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You're trying to tell them to me.
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Leave it to me! I will
carry on your dying wishes!
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Who cares about your autograph?!
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Whisper amongst yourselves
when you're dead! 30 seconds left!
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It's all right. I've
checked over everything.
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Ten seconds left!
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There...
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Five seconds left!
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Perfect.
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That's it!
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I got 'im!
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I got it!
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It's over.
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No...
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--I got 'im!
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--It was over when I
was busted down to my shorts.
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I'm worn out.
That was a hard one, huh?
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It was too hard!
It sure was.
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"Super Written Exam Results"
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"1. Maka Albarn, 100"
"2. Ox Ford, 99"
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You're going to ruin your health.
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The test is over. Are you studying again?
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No, no. When I was straightening
up the room, messy from studying,
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I found this old album.
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Is that you and your skeezy old man?
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He's so young!
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Mm-hmm, Papa was 18 when I was born.
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He sure read picture books to me a lot.
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You get your love of
books from your old man, huh?
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Maybe.
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"Chupa Cabra's"
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Yay!
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Congratulations, Papa.
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The results of the Super
Written Exam are out.
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That's something we can drink to!
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I know how for three days straight,
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you've been casting your aura on Maka.
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Maka is amazing. Top of
her class, just like my wife was.
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Your ex-wife.
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Oh, right. Blair, can I
ask you for a favor?
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I want to get Maka something,
to congratulate her.
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Could you casually ask
her what her favorite book is,
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and then buy it for her as a present?
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I put the money and a
letter in this envelope.
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You should give it to her yourself.
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If I gave it to her directly,
she might not accept it.
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What?
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Papa, you really do love Maka, don't you?
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If that's what you want,
just leave it to me.
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Thanks.
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Oh, no. I totally bought
something for myself.
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I couldn't help but give in to temptation.
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And I'm usually the one doing the tempting.
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But misappropriating money is wrong.
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If I shrink down the size with
some magic, they'd be perfect for Maka.
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Pump-pumpkin, Pumpkin...
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Now to include the card.
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I'm home!
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Welcome back. I made
some pumpkin pie, so have some.
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All right!
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Maka, you have a present from your papa.
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He said it was to celebrate your test.
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What could it be?
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Ta-da!
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What nerve he has, sending
sexy underwear to his daughter.
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Here, Maka, there's a message card, too.
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What have we here?
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Congratulations! All that
studying must have been rough.
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I'm sending you this present,
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in the hopes that you
might have a little fun with it.
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From Papa.
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How does he want me to have fun?
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Is he trying to turn me
into his slutty little girl?
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I'll bet she's overjoyed
with it right about now.
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He really is a lowlife.
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I hate him!
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Maka...
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It's beginning. If we knock
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on the doors that connect you and me,
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what kind of future will be waiting for us?
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What grown-ups seek
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is a perfect style,
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where everything comes together someday,
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as though it were a bunch of gears
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God, if you're there, listen to me
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You have to watch these days pass by,
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with moments like these that will never,
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ever repeat themselves
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Which is why there are so many boys & girls
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who want to be children
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just a little while longer
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out there in the world,
hiding out of sight and dreaming
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in this story
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The test is over!
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No, it's not. Black☆Star,
you have to take a makeup.
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Don't look back to the past!
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Big ol' me has made up
my mind to only look forward!
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No, see, the makeup isn't
in the past, it's in the future.
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Ah, what are you trying to do, trip me up?
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I'm not tripping you up,
you reap what you sow.
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If you say so, then I ask you,
what am I supposed to do?
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Study, why don't you?
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Right, sorry.
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Next time on Soul Eater, episode 15:
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"The Soul Eating Black Dragon...
Scaredy-cat Liz and Her Merry Friends?"
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Your soul is mine!
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